The Are Some Advantages To Looking Like A Cop. Bil Dwyer - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • There are some advantages to looking like an undercover cop and Bil Dwyer has experience with all of them. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Bil Dwyer talks about what it's like to look like "That Guy" who might work anywhere and an assortment of hilarious other anecdotes that are sure to put a smile on your face. Whether you're someone who looks like everyone else, or maybe you're just an undercover cop this full comedy special from Bil Dwyer is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 175

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 2 года назад +31

    Tough crowd, I loved this guy!

  • @mtduzi5226
    @mtduzi5226 2 года назад +23

    OMG …mmmm …. you’re so comfortable….I thought you were gone.
    Gotta get some of those pants😂😂

  • @ryanDogAdventure
    @ryanDogAdventure 2 года назад +61

    That’s so funny. My friend and I got one of those undercover lights from his uncle. I totally hated how people would fly through our neighborhood. Finally, just having so fun, we decided to hang out and warm people.
    First couple times was great. They totally believed we were cops.
    Then we got cocky. We were doing an all night drive from San Fran to San Diego. Was opening a new coffee shop in La Jolla. The lights started to get annoying. I decided to put on the light and just get there.
    After miles and miles of this, we got sloppy. We approached this massive intersection in San Diego and there was a patrol car at the light. I can’t even describe how hard my heart jumped out of my chest.
    The officer looked, waved and moved on.
    Gotta love the 90’s

    • @crct2004
      @crct2004 2 года назад +7

      San Diego 19??? got pulled over on a bicycle by a motor cycle cop, all I could think was cool you're like the CHIPS dude!

    • @ryanDogAdventure
      @ryanDogAdventure 2 года назад +1

      @@crct2004 granted if you really look at my face, looked like a detective. So…. And was in a limited edition Nissan Maxima. 4 door. Looks like a grandpa mobile but the turbos could knock the doors off any car out there. I know, because I built it for Nissan. Hahaha.

    • @Z4ND3X-445
      @Z4ND3X-445 2 года назад +5

      My mom bought light up sneakers in highschool that were red white and blue. She would pull up with the sneakers lighting up in her window and everyone would take off running.

  • @carolwood9446
    @carolwood9446 Год назад +12

    The bits about cubicle life and garage sales were so funny....and so true !

  • @jik5521
    @jik5521 2 года назад +8

    You are a true artist in making others happy. God bless and thank you.

  • @clestemanning6357
    @clestemanning6357 2 года назад +55

    GREAT SHOW OFFICER. LOVE YOUR STAND-UP.

  • @KassiusFineArt
    @KassiusFineArt 2 года назад +27

    I'd love to see him have a huge special. Love him.

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez 2 года назад +11

    The bit about the pants! OMG, so funny.

  • @Madsassy
    @Madsassy 2 года назад +27

    I'm 26 years old, I say horsing around and shenanigans 🤣😅

    • @jarmom4033
      @jarmom4033 2 года назад +5

      My son is 24 & he's always sayin it too😆- also jokingly adds a 'hooligans' here & there🤣🤪😉

    • @megchow8245
      @megchow8245 Год назад +3

      Hooligans up to shenanigans? Yikes!

    • @kateealer7
      @kateealer7 5 месяцев назад

      There's literally a Class 2 write-up in prison for "Horse Play." If they first get charged with fighting, they always say, "We were just horsing around!"

  • @VitaminXism
    @VitaminXism 2 года назад +23

    Tough crowd, good set

  • @karenmccafferty5528
    @karenmccafferty5528 2 года назад +172

    I think he is way funnier than the audience gave him credit for.

    • @luChewy8458
      @luChewy8458 2 года назад +9

      Yes he is. Bam, bam, bam one after another. Maybe the audience was tired.☺

    • @susanwilkes8260
      @susanwilkes8260 2 года назад +4

      I agree! He was hilarious! 🤣

    • @teemmm538
      @teemmm538 2 года назад +1

      I agree. Maybe they got a little out of sorts about the alcohol joke🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @michellenoice3718
      @michellenoice3718 2 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @2511jeremy
      @2511jeremy 2 года назад

      Idk what your talking about they were laughing the whole time

  • @BigWinWinter
    @BigWinWinter 2 года назад +8

    So many great setups and follow throughs. Very funny. I enjoyed it.

  • @lovesmusic7
    @lovesmusic7 2 года назад +23

    Had me in splits! Excellent job!

  • @MD-lo5zd
    @MD-lo5zd 2 года назад +13

    my husband is a Dwyer, you are right THEY are all LOUD

  • @smoothoperator4672
    @smoothoperator4672 2 года назад +5

    I died when he said, "milk, or an education".🤣🤣🤣

  • @audraarndt1824
    @audraarndt1824 2 года назад +20

    The garage sale thing is soooo true.

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 2 года назад +10

    "You wanna grab some oats at lunch?" 😅

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 2 года назад +12

    Pigeon! Hahaha. I'm gonna remember that for my neighbors kids.

  • @TheMcNeeseFamily
    @TheMcNeeseFamily 2 года назад +3

    This is the funniest guy ever! Thanks for sharing!

  • @shamanllama
    @shamanllama 2 года назад +41

    This guy would've done better with a less vanilla crowd, great set.

  • @kylejackson5960
    @kylejackson5960 2 года назад +20

    Pre-work is what we should call unpaid internships.

  • @olgailyukhina3462
    @olgailyukhina3462 2 года назад +8

    Smart , clean fun ! 🤣

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 2 года назад +8

    I actually did "pre-work". But they called it "work experience".

  • @marioanthony8787
    @marioanthony8787 2 года назад +6

    This is extremely funny,very clever set...I enjoyed it immensely.

  • @marknelson8435
    @marknelson8435 2 года назад +4

    This guy is hilarious. Just what I needed.

  • @hhairball9
    @hhairball9 2 года назад +7

    I would PAY MONEY to see this guy! My face hurts from laughing!

  • @Ainaes-Feline
    @Ainaes-Feline 4 месяца назад +1

    I think the crowd isn’t bored or unhappy with him at all, they just feel as comfortable with him as I do…like that pair of pants.😂😂😂👍👍

  • @hornerinf
    @hornerinf 2 года назад +11

    Tough audience. He's not as polished as some but he has good material and he has a good voice.

  • @paperclips4113
    @paperclips4113 2 года назад +10

    Telling (the Karen in the store) to take what she wants and run out. That would be excellent to actually do

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 2 года назад +9

    Garage is one letter away from Garbage 😅jimmy crackcorn, cause he didnt care

  • @kengoldie7391
    @kengoldie7391 2 года назад +3

    Kid scrappy ! Love you buddy ! You rock ! Always dig your personality

  • @bronwynsmith4653
    @bronwynsmith4653 2 года назад +3

    The lazy eye bit I’m laughing he’s funny 😆

  • @fabulousfamily564
    @fabulousfamily564 2 года назад +6

    I laughed plenty. Good times.

  • @Gojuninja
    @Gojuninja 2 года назад +3

    Oh my gosh that was amazing!!! As an exhausted parent, truly needed that. Where’s the sequel???

  • @helen9054
    @helen9054 2 года назад +4

    Jimmy cracks corn! I laughed out loud!

  • @WalkingRoscoe
    @WalkingRoscoe 2 года назад +20

    I remember Bill from the late 80s. He was funny then, as well.

  • @pandamainiak2895
    @pandamainiak2895 2 года назад +3

    As a cashier if I'm checking an older person out that's buying alcohol I just ask em....you old enough to party?
    Gives them a good chuckle if not a smile and usially get the same answer "yes I am, too old in fact" lol

    • @yeohi
      @yeohi 2 месяца назад

      Alternate answer:
      Yeah! Are you?

  • @arlenelovelace18
    @arlenelovelace18 5 месяцев назад +2

    Good laughs to start my day! 😅

  • @Ren-jl1bd
    @Ren-jl1bd 2 года назад +2

    LMAO at the "I thought you were gone" part 🤣

  • @glocke380
    @glocke380 2 года назад +18

    I knew I recognized Bil's name and voice so I looked him up. BattleBots.

    • @jeannetteurena1223
      @jeannetteurena1223 2 года назад +1

      Really?

    • @Matt-cn2nn
      @Matt-cn2nn 2 года назад

      @@jeannetteurena1223 Co-hosted the entire Comedy Central run from 2000-02. Heck, he was even watching in the audience for some of the reboot.

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting 2 года назад +2

    Fun style and great voice!! The pigeon game priceless 🤣 -- i'm gonna get strong thighs now too 😅

    • @Jermeister12
      @Jermeister12 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I've always liked Bill's voice😀

  • @robynrains7252
    @robynrains7252 3 месяца назад +1

    A good way to spend half an hour 😂😂 I enjoyed it very much 👍

  • @dominikfrohlich6253
    @dominikfrohlich6253 2 года назад +5

    That’s life. A transition period.

  • @davidhick964
    @davidhick964 2 года назад +2

    This gentleman is funny. I have laughed out loud twice in the first two minutes!

  • @rg1whiteywins598
    @rg1whiteywins598 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great set. I laughed out loud. Rarely happens.

  • @sloanmagnum5009
    @sloanmagnum5009 2 года назад +1

    He sounds like Alan Thicke. Its who I keep picturing lol

  • @NadineBedayse
    @NadineBedayse 2 года назад +2

    Like his comedic style- very funny!

  • @jasonsnider7605
    @jasonsnider7605 2 года назад +8

    No shirt, no shoes, no service... but do you notice that they never mention PANTS?

  • @terrellewilliams5116
    @terrellewilliams5116 2 года назад +2

    This guy is hilarious!

  • @DivinityHealings
    @DivinityHealings 3 месяца назад +1

    It's nice to see drybar have someone on who's actually funny!

  • @SilentlyMoving
    @SilentlyMoving 2 года назад +5

    I'm with him on the ID thing. I hate getting carded and my goatee and chin strap is full of Grey hairs, while being carded by someone who is my son or daughters age, they are 23 and 24. They just don't look at the Grey's, just my face. I do look young for real, I guess lol

  • @Dallas-Nyberg
    @Dallas-Nyberg 3 месяца назад

    Great comedian... fresh, funny and relatable material. 👌

  • @evi1kitty642
    @evi1kitty642 2 года назад +2

    Agreed with someone's post before, this guy is very funny. He should have been faced with a livelier audience.

  • @NihouNi
    @NihouNi 2 года назад +2

    Stealing a giraffe - just brilliant!

  • @stevenfarmer2660
    @stevenfarmer2660 3 месяца назад +1

    You are awesome Bro! Today I didn't feel like laughing at all but you made me laugh!🤓😉🤣

  • @ChayeCee
    @ChayeCee 2 года назад +2

    I feel the exact same about alcohol carding and, worse, I think some stores are actually gleaning and/or tracking customer info off of scanning our IDs: e.g. - Walgreens

  • @barbarahamilton9903
    @barbarahamilton9903 2 года назад +1

    The whole show was really funny!

  • @dbunnysport
    @dbunnysport 2 года назад +2

    Very funny and clever!

  • @sherrastanton7893
    @sherrastanton7893 2 года назад +4

    That's funny more like this

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 5 месяцев назад

    really liked him, he smiled s lot and made me feel happy

  • @stephensafraniii3396
    @stephensafraniii3396 2 года назад +6

    How much do you want for the garage.

  • @myvoiceismysword5484
    @myvoiceismysword5484 2 года назад +1

    He is great

  • @Senu461
    @Senu461 2 года назад +2

    So freaking funny man 😂

  • @sksupply
    @sksupply 2 года назад +10

    Hello everyone. Laughs often!

    • @johnlavoie3224
      @johnlavoie3224 2 года назад +2

      Hey now, don't tell me what to do,...

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda 2 года назад +2

    I actually used to drive a 78 Sunbird.

  • @toronamichele495
    @toronamichele495 27 дней назад

    OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

  • @Jermeister12
    @Jermeister12 2 года назад +1

    A few years ago I went to my 1st Comedy show .He was the Headliner.
    He worked Blue(as they say)He was very funny .I always liked him
    😀😀

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 2 года назад +3

    I made $300+ at my last garage sale…I sold a lot of my music and clothes.

    • @reme001
      @reme001 5 месяцев назад

      What has this got to do with the comedy routine.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 месяцев назад

      He talks about garage sales in his routine-did you not watch Bil’s set?

  • @samanthabaxley5820
    @samanthabaxley5820 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just graduated hs two years ago is crazy haha

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 2 года назад +7

    He's definitely funnier than Bud Dwyer.

  • @whitelightning7847
    @whitelightning7847 Год назад +1

    Lived a hard twenty😎 had me this guy is good the entire show through.

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG 2 года назад +4

    I agree

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 2 года назад +1

    I cried. Kids!

  • @debbeasher-k4764
    @debbeasher-k4764 5 месяцев назад

    They carded me for Mentholatum at WalMart the other day! Lol

  • @ranaeanderson8653
    @ranaeanderson8653 2 года назад +2

    He is Hilarious really funny 😁

  • @debragrider8357
    @debragrider8357 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @krurico8394
    @krurico8394 2 года назад +1

    Joke after joke...this guy was on it

  • @KimberlyKMitchell
    @KimberlyKMitchell 2 года назад

    This was so Funny man

  • @jeffstanley6077
    @jeffstanley6077 4 месяца назад +1

    I always get mistaken for a cop lol.

  • @scottrok13
    @scottrok13 Год назад

    A bump (from Never Not Funny/Jimmy Pardo story about Bill at Oscar parties at friends house)🎉😂

  • @melaniestarkey7868
    @melaniestarkey7868 2 года назад +3

    Yes you're under the covers all right what's that?!!!

  • @veenamoralez458
    @veenamoralez458 2 года назад +2

    So funny love u

  • @gameplay12345
    @gameplay12345 2 года назад +7

    *💓💓I respect everyone who is involved here, seriously the best piece I have seen on RUclips is everyone liked your video 😍 😍😍*

  • @catherinechaney6882
    @catherinechaney6882 Месяц назад

    😂 really funny man! 😂 ❤ 😅

  • @StarCrossedAshlee
    @StarCrossedAshlee 2 года назад +6

    anyone notice the typo in the title? no just me?

  • @tambafayiah7030
    @tambafayiah7030 2 года назад +1

    Saved🤣🤣

  • @godcomplex8585
    @godcomplex8585 2 года назад +1

    Smokin with my girl and she can’t hit bowl because she cant stop laughing!!😂😂

  • @wage_beast
    @wage_beast 2 года назад +1

    Great Moments In Bil Dwyer History - Bil Dwyer, comedian, defeats Bill Nye, science guy, on Win Ben Stein’s Money.
    Do you remember why you laughed when you beat him?
    Class clowns 1, nerds 0.
    Don’t remember if he took Stein’s money, doesn’t matter, Ben is a Renaissance Man.

  • @iskeipizm
    @iskeipizm 2 года назад +1

    sail section hahaha

  • @michaelterrell
    @michaelterrell 2 года назад +4

    I was completely gray haired at 20.

    • @melaniestarkey7868
      @melaniestarkey7868 2 года назад +1

      Well it didn't take away from your looks

    • @michaelterrell
      @michaelterrell 2 года назад +2

      @@melaniestarkey7868 I hope not. Little kids would smile at me, and dogs did run away from me. Pretty girls flirted with me back then. Where have those 50 years gone? 🤔

    • @dr.froghopper6711
      @dr.froghopper6711 2 года назад +4

      @@michaelterrell man, those years fly by too quickly these days. I was attending anti war rallies protesting something that I knew absolutely nothing about! But, at 15, I was pretty sure that I knew a lot. It’s amazing now to think about how dumb I really was!

  • @nani.9754
    @nani.9754 2 года назад +1

    I have a second cousin. Her last name is Moss. They literally named their first born Pete.
    A friend of my aunt named her first born after he was born. He had red hair
    They named him Brick Red ___.
    Why why oh why

  • @SuperSlacker69
    @SuperSlacker69 Год назад +1

    Was hanging out being the guy in the van down by the river. The next camping spot down the guy had a dog named seven. Did you notice what my name is? So of course my ear kept placing the r into that name. Needless to say I actually kind of wonder what happened to him and I hope he's doing well because that was just funnier than I'll get out..

  • @tomblakley7171
    @tomblakley7171 2 года назад

    Very good .

  • @tomg1247
    @tomg1247 2 года назад +5

    Somehow some found this guy funny. I find it one of Dry Bar's worst ever.

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 Год назад

    I ordered a beer at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me for identification. I showed him my gray hair, and he accepted that.
    Also, I have my daughters unusual middle names.

  • @mlesliec3372
    @mlesliec3372 2 года назад +2

    If someone knows what an undercover cop looks like it would defeat the purpose of being undercover wouldn't it 🤔

  • @bronwynsmith4653
    @bronwynsmith4653 2 года назад +1

    I just saw a commercial on here for Crop Sharing it just sounds wrong No? Just me ? Sharecropping ? Eh? 😳

  • @chrisryan5339
    @chrisryan5339 4 месяца назад

    Nice

  • @alethiamiller8807
    @alethiamiller8807 2 месяца назад

    Good set! … but there’s a typo in the title 😬… lol

  • @dragonturner1119
    @dragonturner1119 2 года назад +2

    Uhhhhh.... dude what's happening whybam I only seeing positive comments. I don't like the matrix