Life Doesn't Get Any Better After 60. Tony Calabrese - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2021
- Life doesn't get any better after 60, or at least that's been Tony Calabrese's experience in his first ever full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who is afraid of your wife going through menopause or someone who has told someone else what your wife weighs, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tony Calabrese is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Hey, I'm turning 80 this year. No worries, I've been blessed in so many ways I can't even count them all! I have wonderful children, grandchildren, & great-grandchildren. I have a home of my own (even with a mortgage), but sufficient income to sustain me as long as I remain somewhat frugal. But also more importantly I have family, friends, my my good health, & my faith. Thank you Lord for the joy & abundant blessings in my life.
Too bad we can't all be this fortunate - some times children go on the dark side and don't make it back... It's not just in the movies... But you're right - Thank the Lord Jesus we have Him to see us thru till we cross the River Jordan...
I just hit the big 6-5. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday 🎊
@@missd1577 I'm going to be 67 on the 24 of December and no one understands how I got to live this long
First of all...Happy Birthday to you! Second...Yes! God has blessed you! I only wish I could be as lucky as you! God bless you!
I turned 80-y-o this past March. I have nothing but my loving cat. I used to be well off, but a broken marriage, betrayal, and the economy took it all. I have no family and few friends. I literally have only $1.54 to last another 28 days. My rent went up another $90 last month.
I'm not going to complain about it, though. I seem to squeak by some way. I thank God for good health and the love and companionship I get from my cat. Don't feel bad for me, though. There are so many homeless and hungry people who have less than me. Pray that their life will get better!
We’ve been married over 42 years (In a row). I got you beat, man. I married my kindergarten sweetheart. We dated for seven years before we got married. Somebody asked me, “how long you been married? I just shrug and say forever. Life is good!
I love it when comedians talk about the joys of going about love the right way. The show altogether was good😂
8:00 Now, that's a great way to explain inflation!
The very opposite of shrinkflation
lol
I keep getting offers for burial plans...I was starting to wonder if they knew something I didn't...lol
Tony!!!! I met you a few years ago at the Coronado Cays Yacht Club for the James Party. I was there with our mutual friend Teresa. I was literally going through my business cards yesterday and saw your card. This is so awesome to see you performing at the Dry Bar. They consistently put out funny solid stand ups! Your set was great! 😂
This is the age of koinkidinks (coincidences), ironies and synchronicities 😝 Funny old guy. Not much older than me, actually... ahem... 🙄 Laughter is certainly my favorite medicine. I bring humor with me wherever I go (when hot flashes aren't too horrendous). I wish I didn't have such paralyzing stage fright 😬🙈🙉🙊🙏❣🤷♀️😝
@@traceyroyer993 every comedian has paralyzing stage fright if you want to do it do it!!! We're not going to get any younger, so go for it.
Love this guy!
His songwriting is the best.
He has made me laugh more in 30 minutes than I have in months.🇺🇲 💜🦋
Love him! Reminds me of Dangerfield!
I love him too I’m so glad you laughed you needed a nice laugh we all do ! Dry bar is great 😊
I loved his performance!!! Hilarious Witty Dangerfieldesc style. Unique material a great storyteller effortless delivery & impeccable timing. Able to draw his audience in had them laughing from beginning to end. I'd love to hear you singing more. Rich toned voice w/ Vegas style rat pack flair. Great vibes w/catchy tunes & clever hooks. A class act sir bravo!!!
😂😅💯✔😊👌
Yes . Rodney Dangerfield exactly what I was thinking too.. thank you for your nice comment
Yesss! That's what I was thinking!
Yep, Dangerfield.
Funny replies. I was thinking his singing...opera and some Frank. Oh, and he's right about the tech, but it's all by design.
This comedian is hysterical!! I laughed the entire time, He even sings very well! That was too funny!
krispy kreme carry me home!!
He is really funny! Love his style..reminiscent of Rodney Dangerfield! Great delivery.. lots of material! Really good!🤣
Dangerfield and Youngman . Great timing
I love this guy, he is so funny, a real comedian with clean jokes, no matter how many times I watch him, I always laugh
You know that you are funny if you cn make Jesus laugh!! 😆
@@blondwiththewind2598 I love Drybar, only now it has gone paying, so I have uninstalled it and watch what I can on youtube, CLEAN comedy which has become nearly extinct in our today's world
@@JesuslovesSalma ... I agree with you... There is really no need for vulgarity. There is no need to accept it either.
BTW.... I always thought Jesus must have had a good sense of humor to put up with humanity. 😆
@@blondwiththewind2598 you are right, I just wish that they would make a channel just for good old CLEAN TV serials like the good old days, I have bought few DVDs, they cost a lot from Amazon but I keep watching them over and over again, better than the filth I see on TV, really the Lord is very angry with the world especially Hollywood, I think Hollywood is part of Babylon in Revelation
I agree with you Jesus
Yep, if he's Italian you can bet he'll sing. He's fantastic!
Now I have the Sweet n Low song stuck in my head.
I’m 61 and he is absolutely spot on 👍Great show, made me laugh
“I asked her father for permission to marry her. Then I asked my mother for permission to leave the house.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
You should have met my grandmother.
He's great! Enjoyed it immensely.
IKR💯💐
This guy is hilarious! Especially the part about Maui. It was relatable. I live on Maui and work at a resort. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I have been talking with a guest, and they start telling me how their relaxing vacation has become anything but because their significant other booked all these crazy activities. 😂
wow that AARP starts sending stuff at 50 to everyone. I say leave me alone I know how old I am dont need reminders every damm week. thanks for bringing it up people get ready 50 comes quick!! very funny stuff.
My daughter who is 34 this year, has the same name as a woman in her 60's. My daughter has been receiving aarp mailings for about 12 years now. 🤣🤣
We got the dreaded AARP mail last year. Don't do this to us!!!!
I live in a car, so they can't find me. I guess they're not tech savvy enough to figure out that my AOL e-mail account probably doesn't belong to a young person.
This guy is SO funny! I laughed out loud more than I ever have!!!
He has an amazing singing voice. He should also record audio books.
yes
Tony I love your humor it comes from your heart and warms the spirit thank you for turning a gloomy day into a sunny experience. God bless you .
He's old school good.
Very Rodney Dangerfield
@@dovie2blue was Just thinking that Exact thing🤣
@@dovie2blue ❤️
I just turned 61 less than 2 weeks ago and I never thought I'd say this, but now that winter is here, I miss those hot flashes!
That’s one hell of a nice suit
I started receiving funeral offers invitations to the senior center and AARP at 50!
I was shocked
Hey Ton,
You’se a very funny guy!
I loved every minute!
Thank you for the laughs!
I live in Hawaii, he had me giggling to tears saying the "Hawaiian" names...."we're in America....." ( i don't want to spoil the joke !!!) and the "talking into a phone..." was hilarious !!! Thank you for the good laughs !!!
Won't he float? Wrong shape for snorkeling
I think one of his influences was Rodney with a little different perspective. First ten minutes in and I am a fan! Great job.
No joke, my old gym was right next door to a Hometown Buffet, literally they shared a wall & maybe even a door. Look it up in Fresno, CA. 😜
What a great performance by Mr Calabrese!
-“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
-“Fuggedaboudit!” 😂
Father Corleone’s got your back. I can imagine Dom Irrera playing a mafia priest
Fuggetaboutit is a very very funny Canadian cartoon on RUclips about a Mafia boss in government hiding in Alberta and his teen son and daughter, Mafia wife and her assassin brother.
that part made me laugh so hard🤣💀
so what they want is a brooklyn mope for pope....
@@direwolf6234 A Mope for a Pope would be an awesome title for such a movie
I just choked when I heard the term “fanny pack”. It means something so different in the UK!
Need more time with him. Great, funny and he can sing, laughing all the way
This comedian reminds me of Rodney dangerfield
Great job Tony ! I needed a laugh, nd you gave me many !
God bless you
"This is America, name your streets after something SPANISH" omfg the subversion. Mans a genius with that one.
Hola, that is a California/Arizona joke, of course!
Lol, the Hawaiian street names, many are long Hawaiian words...
I love his voice and his humor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.
That Haleakella bike thing, agree 100%.
I had ADD………………once……(my teachers were Irish nuns) ROFLMBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😆😂🤣😂😆🤣😂🤣
Tony's appearance and delivery reminds me sooo much of Rodney Dangerfield; here I thought there'd never be ANOTHER Rodney -- mistaken!! Tony's great; look forward to seeing more!
Y'all Be Safe!
Tony needs to release a “fat spirituals” album. It’s like a PG-Rated Faith +1 record
Faith +1 was the best Christian band of this era. It's sad to see they were taken down due to a scandal.
I think that crowd was a bit young to get the AARP jokes, but to me they were golden!!!! 👍🏻
He looks like Rob (Schneider) and Rod(ney) had a baby and he grew up into his golden years.
I remember this from a previous upload. I like this guy. Similar style to Rodney D.
He can sing !!!!
His set was awesome! I don’t know him, but he seems like a very comfortable and content guy.
This year I'll be 59 & holding.... loved his singing.
There’s just something about older comedians joking about married life. Plus, great energy with the crowd! You can just sense how much fun everyone’s having. Great special.
brilliant explanation wth the word inflation😆
Enjoyed it thoroughly. Bless u
First time watchin someone make people laugh wearin formal attire 😄sweet
It's not Rodney Dangerfield that you're going for. It's actually Andrew Dice Clay doing Rodney Dangerfield doing this guy
They were both offensive. This man is funny without being offensive.
Dinnertiiiiiime... great voice, amusing lyrics. Thanks!
😂! Laughing at his take on just about everything ! Awesome delivery , hysterical with the way he uses his Italian heritage and the one about needing a Pope from Jersey was great ! Still laughing ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This Guy is hilarious!
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 😆🤣
He reminds me of the great Rodney Dangerfield! So funny!
Glad I'm not the only one that saw that. Plus now I'm older than the comic, I get the jokes!
Yes agreed. .🇮🇹
Loved the technology stuff … it can be ironic for us that have lived our lives perfectly well, if not better w/out it and now w/it. Thank you, simple funny stuff 😃
hilarious 😂 can relate being Italian and baby boomer 😱
“I think we need to have a fat pride day” 😂 23:09-11
I think that crowd was a bit young to get the AARP jokes, but to me they were golden!!!! 👍🏻 The magic land of Away! I’m cry in’ here!
OMG this guy is funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was cracking up so hard when you said what do they do with the fat people after they signed him up at the GYM. .......... . Send them out the Secret Door
He is the next Rodney Dangerfield take a look at his mannerisms and his body language
I was thinking the same. His verbal patter and voice sound similar even if the material is completely different.
I noticed this within seconds.
@@deepcreep98 so did I
Definitely felt that vibe from him
Italians and Jews are often so similar... humorous, down-to-earth, endearing as they poke fun at themselves.
In my! Loving old school humor. Thank you
Funny and i love his voice.
Im from Maui.
This guy is accurate...lol
This guy is really funny. He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. :)
Me too
Inflation joke... Joke on Hawaiian streets... Man. This guy is original and really good at cracking jokes with a twist.
I am 48 and get AARP all the time. I get stuff for hearing aids constantly. Lol.
No joke-- I got a catalog that had underpants with charcoal liners in them and underpants that had built in buttock pads. When I was 47. Ermagawd.
I just turned 63.
I started getting stuff from AARP when I was in my mid-forties,
They stopped about 5 years ago; I guess they think I'm dead now.
Very Good! Thoroughly Enjoyed him!
This guy is hilarious 🤣 😆 😂
The dude is pretty funny. Little slow on the start but had me rolling.
Great set!
Sensing a little Rodney Dangerfield influence.
I was looking for this comment. I'm only 18 seconds in and scrolled down because surely, I wasn't the only one who thought that.
Thanks Tony for such a great performance, I laugh so much. Love it!
This act contains several moments of absolutely BRILLIANT comedy!!!
This gentleman is really good! It was nonstop laughter. Thank you Sir 🙏❤️
“Let’s take the dingo…” I’m rolling… “Maybe the dingo ate ‘cho baby!”
The dingo took "ma babay!" That was great! Another one for older/more experienced folks. Spectacular show, unique comedian 🤣😹🙆♀️🙏❣💜🙈🙉🙊
Thank G for comedians! 🙄😃😁😆😅😜🤪😊🙏💜❣
I see Rodney Dangerfield influence here. He even looks like RD somewhat.
PS. I have 3 foot files & a pumice stone in our shower. 😁
Ya, he hams that up a little at the beginning. Funny guy.
Definitely
Rodney was a legend, what a compliment!
I agree Tony is funny funny!
Tony is naturally funny in person too!
Me, too... and missing 7 toes to diabetes. Much foot wound care materials, as well.
Because I’m married to a man 11 years older than me, I started getting AARP letters when HE turned 50. I was 39.
Now that's comedy
What a hysterical set. The voice surprised me too! Was not expecting those pipes haha
Thanks Dry Bar and Tony Calabrese for the laughs!
He's fantastic. So funny. I've watched this so many times. Never had so many laugh out loud moments, think it's annoying the neighbours.
Dude your so funny! Man can you sing! Thanks for the heart smiles! Laughed so hard thinking about the smack your gonna get from your wife!
yeah 30 40 50 are easy but at 60 you realize there's more yesterdays than tomorrows....
"I want a pope from New Jersey." Loved him!
What a delightful set! Lots of laughter. Dry Bar is just the best!
I'm 75 and crippled with spinal arthritis. I've determined the golden years are really made of rust!
I laughed out loud! Thank you!
Absolutely hilarious routine! Laughed the entire show!
"It's a big fridge, It's a VERY BIG fridge!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing way too hard at that!!
I love this man! He’s so funny and he has a great voice. Timmy’s a B.R.A.T. had me rolling!
This guy is dry bar status for 😃😊 my cheeks are hurting
We gotta get more Tony! Please
That was awesome!
This is one of the best!!!..
Great performance 👏
This guy is awesome!! 😂😂😂
Reminds me of a cleaner Rodney Dangerfield, good set!
4:57 I'm Italian and Tony Calabrese has it right: my grandmother never stopped being mad because my dad didn't ask permission to leave the house.
The GTA joke lolol
That had me 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣