Kingpin's Origin but Everything is a product of his WEIGHT

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2021
  • "Because of my weight."
    The Kingpin of crime himself recalls the days of his obesity.
    I made all the captions, inspired by a lot of the amazing comments below.
    I don't own the original clip obviously.
    Note to the RUclips Team:
    This doesn't fall into "Reused Content" because it is, under RUclips's definition of what is allowed to monetize, "A funny or thoughtful revision of content you didn't originally create".
    Though it may appear unedited at first, scrolling into the comments for a moment will make it clear that there are many edits hidden throughout, that are subtle for the sake of comedy. Every utterance of "because of my weight" is an edit of the original clip that changes the context. "Fat" is also edited. Additionally, much of the clip is cut down for good pacing. All of these changes give the video an entirely different essence, and it can definitely be classified as "a funny revision".
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  • @StaticFuzz
    @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +1739

    WOW!! 500k veiws! All my other vids average around 100-400, so this exploding out of knowhere is just insane to me.
    I love seeing everyone's reactions, how much it made them laugh. It genuinely makes my day! I really couldn't ask for a better audience.
    If you guys could get me over that 1,000 subscriber finish line it would mean the WORLD to me! I'm so close.
    Thanks for everything!! Love all you guys.

    • @TheUltimateRey
      @TheUltimateRey 2 года назад +26

      Can you do more from the 90’s spider-man 😂

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +41

      Probably, I'm thinking of making a sequel!

    • @ideeyes4054
      @ideeyes4054 2 года назад +40

      I'll consider but I am not sure...because of my weight

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +44

      Sacrifices must be made.

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 2 года назад +4

      U should made at the end weight must be made

  • @donseavey3704
    @donseavey3704 2 года назад +5438

    I like how his villain origin story is not being able to do a pull up

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +830

      Because of his weight.

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 2 года назад +2

      “You are a worthless piece a’shit, Pyle! Get out of my face!”

    • @lgrace3874
      @lgrace3874 Год назад +207

      One pull-up Private Pyle!

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos Год назад +165

      @@lgrace3874 Considering vincent d Onofrio played both kingpin and private pyle, this comment is platinum

    • @guardianhirro
      @guardianhirro Год назад +36

      Many such cases

  • @MrTriangleWorld
    @MrTriangleWorld 2 года назад +18294

    “I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight.”
    Such a vicious cycle. I can see why he turned to crime.

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 2 года назад +524

      Poor Willie. Literally couldn't win.

    • @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
      @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf 2 года назад +633

      you could say he was crushed by the weight of the situation xD

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +435

      Sorry son, that's just the *weight* things are!

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 года назад +147

      The duality of life

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 2 года назад +105

      If only he cutted before he bulked

  • @anomalocaris9298
    @anomalocaris9298 2 года назад +1003

    He eradicated all records of his weight because he's deeply ashamed of the years when he weighed less than 400 pounds and doesn't want anybody to know.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +101

      That got me

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 2 года назад +50

      You and the comment section have done more to flesh out F A T than this episode did.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 3 месяца назад +3

      Or if you're European, less than 180 kilograms.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MarvinPowell1 thank you

  • @musicandmagic909
    @musicandmagic909 2 года назад +8310

    See, a novice would have just slathered the line onto every piece of dialogue and called it a day. You used it like a master, not too much, but enough to be silly. Bravo.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +642

      This guy gets it!!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +391

      Also got to love how it's layered/reverbed during the first utterance, and the Ehh eyugh noise is added in a second time just in case you didn't hear it the first time, seriously bravo, fantastic editing.

    • @ssbmwar9386
      @ssbmwar9386 2 года назад +94

      Just a happy little "my weight" bob ross would be proud

    • @Lord_Drakostar
      @Lord_Drakostar 2 года назад +18

      And thus, and masterpiece was born

    • @JCZ075
      @JCZ075 2 года назад +77

      So, I didn’t read the title carefully, and I don’t think I’d ever seen the original scene before. So, for the first half of the video, I genuinely thought that the repetition of “my weight” was part of the original dialogue UNTIL I read this comment.
      Remember, kids: only YOU can prevent your own misunderstandings and misinterpretations, by reading CAREFULLY.

  • @NONE.Dragon
    @NONE.Dragon 2 года назад +5234

    Fat's Father: Sorry, son. That's the weight things are.

    • @jaydenslaptop6548
      @jaydenslaptop6548 2 года назад +347

      “Eghh eghh”

    • @UTM88
      @UTM88 2 года назад +109

      MISSED OPPURTUNITY

    • @ivanp7
      @ivanp7 2 года назад +174

      You must carry the weight of your sins, son.

    • @dorktales254
      @dorktales254 2 года назад +94

      He had to weigh his options

    • @majorgiggles
      @majorgiggles 2 года назад +11

      Way less cringey than Angel in BF2042.

  • @dawnguy842
    @dawnguy842 2 года назад +6452

    It's not always about the money Spider-Man, it's about M Y W E I G H T

    • @malikwright1519
      @malikwright1519 2 года назад +32

      Hell naw that shit sill af

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +124

      “Let’s go weight, love the weight, hit a fat run baby.”

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Год назад +19

      @@Circuitssmith weightlifting fans be like

    • @dorathedestroyer770
      @dorathedestroyer770 Год назад +6

      @@Circuitssmith or a fat walk

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 7 месяцев назад +2

      1:21 ultimate spiderman quickly knew him as fat. He really laid on the jokes snowflakes would call fat shaming today.

  • @YowLife
    @YowLife 2 года назад +3549

    1:22
    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement computer system"
    That actually makes more sense than him mastering technology offscreen.

    • @JojonathanOliveira
      @JojonathanOliveira 2 года назад +184

      @@bigwinz and in the 90s

    • @JeeJ0LeeL
      @JeeJ0LeeL 2 года назад +75

      c o m p o o t e r

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 2 года назад +319

      "Sit on the servers until you break in"
      "I'm not sure how that will work, but I'll give it a try!"

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 2 года назад +65

      @@JeeJ0LeeL NO PUNS UNTIL MARCH! YOU KNOW THE RULES

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад +94

      Yeah specially because the records were more likely to exist on physical support than digital. "Oh, looks like we lost the digital format, ask the intern to make a new migration of data from the records."

  • @cblake4111
    @cblake4111 2 года назад +702

    The absolute funniest part to me is that Smythe considers him hacking into the law enforcement computer system to erase his weight information the most insidious thing he's ever done.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +79

      Makes me laugh every time I think about it

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu Год назад +29

      Not everyone can go the route of bioengineering the perfect physique.

    • @louisjeffs5317
      @louisjeffs5317 Год назад +50

      Sacrifices must be made.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@louisjeffs5317 because of his weight.

    • @sarahbostrom9358
      @sarahbostrom9358 9 месяцев назад +13

      He used the weight to destroy the weight

  • @dinisnascimento4929
    @dinisnascimento4929 2 года назад +2495

    "I knew you were fat, but this"
    "Sacrifices must be made, because of my weight"

    • @thefatass500
      @thefatass500 2 года назад +94

      I had the same exact thoughts!

    • @watcher805
      @watcher805 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂 goddamm

  • @davidpaul6290
    @davidpaul6290 2 года назад +6117

    Kingpin in into the spider-verse: Gone mad because of the death of his wife, and kid.
    Kingpin in Daredevil: Gone mad because of his childhood abuse, and scarring.
    Kingpin in 90’s Spiderman: Gone mad because of his w e i g h t .

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 2 года назад +467

      Sounds like a man gone mad because of society
      and his weight.

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 года назад +256

      And hilariously enough, the last one may have been obsessed with his WEIGHT, but at the same time he was the most powerful incarnation of them all.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 2 года назад +68

      @@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 truly, the truffle shuffle gives power to all who wield it.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +139

      Kingpin in the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie: *Puffs cigar charismatically then beats his own bodyguards to death for literally no reason*

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 года назад +24

      @@PerfectAzrael We live in a society after all.

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 2 года назад +1470

    I genuinely love how Kingpin is the least logical supervillain to exist. He's ridiculously strong and durable, without any explanation other than him just being a big guy. Not to mention he magically learns to be a master hacker in prison that can code so well he can evade government detection and flip the economy upside down into his favor. The only explanation Marvel has given us about his general backstory is that he's fat.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +446

      His weight class is superhuman.

    • @RC-hv1yx
      @RC-hv1yx 2 года назад +439

      Yeah. He didn’t fall into a vat of electric eels, have robot arms take over his body, or get possessed by alien goo. He’s just… large. Because of his weight.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +200

      "Least logical supervillain." Have you heard of Armless Tiger Man?

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 года назад +55

      @@ianfinrir8724 Surely you just made that up.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +32

      @@JohnSmith-ox3gy Nope, see for yourself: ruclips.net/video/7-TYzylSbyE/видео.html

  • @threescoops8672
    @threescoops8672 2 года назад +379

    You know, even in the original version, Kingpin being ostracized by his peers is what caused him to seek approval from his criminal father only to be betrayed.
    So canonically, everything *is* a product of his w e i g h t.

  • @corporatecommander4066
    @corporatecommander4066 2 года назад +4395

    I love how kingpin can range from just a regular fat dude to a literal circle

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 года назад +836

      Or a literal square in Spider-Verse. Man is a fridge with legs.

    • @chrisrockett5897
      @chrisrockett5897 2 года назад +437

      @@caldw615 Mans is a literal Thwomp from Mario.

    • @Caxkj0
      @Caxkj0 2 года назад +345

      Because of his W E I G H T.

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 года назад +36

      @@chrisrockett5897 whomp but less flat?

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 года назад +47

      @@caldw615, More like a man shaped Wallet to be honest. Actually no not just that! The guy is such the Heavyweight in riches alone he might as well be the whole safe! XD

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 2 года назад +873

    "Hey, wanna play?"
    "They all hated me, because of my weight."

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 года назад +256

    Kingpin being too fat to escape from the cops is both the best and worst supervillain origin story ever.

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow 2 года назад +266

    "I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system"
    I like to imagine kingpin just violently slamming his dump truck badonkadonk into the keyboard.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 года назад +50

      As a programmer I know that is bound to work. No software tester has ever thought to check for this exploit. Never talk about this, if this got out it could be worse than The Millennium bug!

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Год назад +18

      Wilson Thicc

    • @therainenetwork3510
      @therainenetwork3510 Год назад

      @@Vaksharules1999 Extra thicc!

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 Год назад +31

      "The fingers you're using are too fat. Access Granted." Trophy Unlocked: Hefty Hacker

  • @Shugunou
    @Shugunou 2 года назад +1929

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight." *Value cannot be above 999*

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 года назад +64

      Now it makes sense.

    • @legorobert5378
      @legorobert5378 2 года назад +81

      Its because he was so fat, he coulding move his jaws because thet were too fat, therefore he coulding eat food, therefore he couldint gain more weight.

    • @PokefanGuquizUjixyz
      @PokefanGuquizUjixyz 2 года назад +10

      @@legorobert5378 Did you mean ‘couldn't/could not’?

    • @legorobert5378
      @legorobert5378 2 года назад +32

      @@PokefanGuquizUjixyz perhaps.
      Typimg with a phone is hard when i jave these rock hard "U" shaped hands as a lego figure. Especially cuz im modeled after the stupidest lego figure of all of them, whichnis of course Lego Robert.

    • @Shugunou
      @Shugunou 2 года назад +9

      @@legorobert5378 Interesting. I feel this could be canon.

  • @teldoroteldoro4476
    @teldoroteldoro4476 2 года назад +1834

    “I even took a new name: Fisk. But I quickly became known as, Fat.” Absolutely lost it

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 2 года назад +132

      Because of his WEIGHT.

    • @dolefinz0789
      @dolefinz0789 2 года назад +7

      Steal comments much

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 2 года назад +26

      @@dolefinz0789 What the literal fuck do you mean. He just quoted the video. How is that a stolen comment. You fucktards are gonna give me an aneurysm

    • @dolefinz0789
      @dolefinz0789 2 года назад +5

      @@hamzamemon3081 steal insults much

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 2 года назад +16

      @@dolefinz0789 Nvm, it’s my fault for being baited by a virgin troll 🤷‍♂️

  • @skippingstep1515
    @skippingstep1515 2 года назад +205

    "It's not always about the money, Spiderman. It's about the W E I G H T."

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith Год назад +249

    Joker (1989): Throw into a vat of chemicals
    Joker (2019): Throw him into society
    Kingpin (1994): Throw him into W E I G H T

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 7 месяцев назад +10

      Joker (2008): Throw him into a vat of anime memes, batman

    • @user-hx7rb7up3g
      @user-hx7rb7up3g 6 месяцев назад +8

      Throw him into Macdonald's

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 6 месяцев назад

      @@user-hx7rb7up3g Nikocado Kingpincado

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla 2 года назад +867

    "I used my *W E I G H T* to break into the law enforcement computer system and to eradicate all records of my *W E I G H T."*

    • @iowanimperium7258
      @iowanimperium7258 2 года назад +68

      What pure evil

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 года назад +102

      The fact that here Smythe is so outraged by this and not about Kingpin killing his father like in the original version speaks volumes.

    • @bigfroggo2434
      @bigfroggo2434 2 года назад +83

      "I used *M Y W E I G H T* to destroy *M Y W E I G H T*
      *B E C A U S E O F M Y W E I G H T*

    • @iowanimperium7258
      @iowanimperium7258 2 года назад +14

      @@bigfroggo2434 ( *Gasps* )

    • @lucianhartt3123
      @lucianhartt3123 2 года назад +18

      *compooter

  • @ciaofficial1723
    @ciaofficial1723 2 года назад +2915

    The sound he makes when climbing up the stairs will forever make me laugh

    • @MrBrownProdigy
      @MrBrownProdigy 2 года назад +121

      Bruh every time, I can’t enough lmao

    • @andrewgarfield9898
      @andrewgarfield9898 2 года назад +203

      You mean ladder right??

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 года назад +30

      @@andrewgarfield9898 right

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 2 года назад +81

      Sometimes I wonder how much some of these VAs were paid back then

    • @TheJesselopez1981
      @TheJesselopez1981 2 года назад +59

      Just realized he does it twice.🤣

  • @JamesTAbernathy
    @JamesTAbernathy 2 года назад +142

    "Sacrifices must be made," he sneered, lifting his nonexistent neck as if to drive the point home.

    • @MajorCoolD
      @MajorCoolD 13 дней назад +1

      Tbh I expected it to be: 'Sacrifices must be WEIGHT' XD

  • @SirKrigeon
    @SirKrigeon 2 года назад +103

    1:20 The unexpected FAT after hearing all the "weight"s made me laugh way too hard. Sometimes the funniest stuff doesn't need the craziest of editing.

  • @veganbtw111
    @veganbtw111 2 года назад +13239

    "I even took the new name: Fisk.
    But I quickly became known as:
    *F A T* "
    i'm crying

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 2 года назад +903

      "I used MY WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement system"

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +647

      @@bagelbramble7335 "to eradicate all records of my *WEIGHT"*

    • @efazchowdhury3866
      @efazchowdhury3866 2 года назад +223

      Thats when I realized that the video was edited lmfaoooo

    • @mediatorraptor3349
      @mediatorraptor3349 2 года назад +108

      @@efazchowdhury3866 honestly I actually thought he said that in the show

    • @mdsystems4463
      @mdsystems4463 2 года назад +207

      Kingpin: I used the W E I G H T to destroy the *w e i g h t*

  • @Zaneomat
    @Zaneomat 2 года назад +1073

    I can really sympathize with Fisk
    BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

    • @magik97
      @magik97 2 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @thegrandinquisitor9259
      @thegrandinquisitor9259 2 года назад +31

      His isn’t Fisk it’s FAT

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 2 года назад +13

      Im wheezing! 🤣
      Because of my *W E I G H T. *

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 2 года назад +7

      Fisk is a tragic villain...because of MY WEIGHT

    • @user-rb3yx1bf6g
      @user-rb3yx1bf6g Год назад +2

      This comment had me rolling

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 года назад +168

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed because of my weight"
    _The dwarves delved too greedily, and too deep._

    • @MattJunewski
      @MattJunewski Год назад +7

      Nice Lord of the Rings reference Mellon.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@MattJunewskiQuite right, mellon. Now what's the password for this goddamn door?!

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 3 месяца назад

      melon lol

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 2 года назад +118

    What's especially funny, though, is that it's not even necessarily wrong. He even got caught _because_ of his weight.

  • @johnwalker1058
    @johnwalker1058 2 года назад +1165

    Spiderman: "What are you gonna do big boy? Sit on me? Ha!"
    Kingpin: "Even the so-called "friendly neighborhood Spiderman" mistreats me because . . . of MY WEIGHT."

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 2 года назад +79

      To be fair Kingpin isn't very friendly to the neighborhood 😂

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +148

      @@-Teague- He wasn’t always. He was driven to a life of unfriendliness because of his WEIGHT.

    • @grizzlybear6377
      @grizzlybear6377 2 года назад +21

      Jameson is right, Spider Man is a menace! He picked on poor King Pin when all he was doing was being chonk

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 Год назад +13

      I read that in Tai Lung's voice

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Abominatrix650 "Don't tempt me"

  • @rodriguezracer4567
    @rodriguezracer4567 2 года назад +581

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight"

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 года назад +41

      He maxed out his weight stat.

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 2 года назад +13

      It's like poetry. They rhyme.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 года назад +5

      @@theuncalledfor, And even then that wasn't enough weight. He went full on WHOATEALLTHEPIES, BUFFMEUP, and FULLCLIP maxed out input of weight.

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 2 года назад +103

    So let me get this straight, this kid wore the same outfit all the way into adulthood, and only changed into a suit after he spent time in prison? Are you sure his W E I G H T was the problem?

    • @prismagraphy
      @prismagraphy 2 года назад +55

      “I couldn’t shop for different types of clothes BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT”

    • @greenmushroom2587
      @greenmushroom2587 2 года назад +25

      At least he lost his hair, BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +39

    0:51 “Sorry son, that’s the WEIGHT things are…!”

  • @TheNewRobotMaster
    @TheNewRobotMaster 2 года назад +1604

    The additional eyugh eyugh really turned this from a masterpiece into a masterweight

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +169

      Eyugh eyugh forever!!

    • @TheRealBorb
      @TheRealBorb 2 года назад +16

      Eugh eraugh ugharah urah!

  • @lilliangottlieb-soprano4470
    @lilliangottlieb-soprano4470 2 года назад +872

    I laughed so much that I lost weight....
    BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT

  • @skynut_6988
    @skynut_6988 2 года назад +72

    I bet he has a heavy conscience. The things he’s done must really weigh on his sanity. As the biggest criminal in New York, he has more than enough power to sit in his throne in Hell’s Kitchen.

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 2 года назад +47

    "Sacrifices must be made... namely my health"

  • @zzzzzzzzzzz6
    @zzzzzzzzzzz6 2 года назад +499

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed. Because of my weight."
    Poetry.

  • @jaxyaboy
    @jaxyaboy 2 года назад +2477

    Idk how this has so few views, this is a top tier ytp

  • @HakureiIllusion
    @HakureiIllusion 2 года назад +27

    "Sacrifices must be made," Kingpin says as he eats a toaster strudel with no icing, since he just used two icing packets on another one.

  • @chefboyhardbeat1890
    @chefboyhardbeat1890 2 года назад +81

    This is going to become more popular than the original origin story. It carries more W E I G H T.

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 2 года назад +314

    His nickname at school was 'Big Willy'. Because of his weight.

  • @ThePinkMan
    @ThePinkMan 2 года назад +426

    His weight is simultaneously his greatest asset, and his greatest flaw.

  • @joshuagraham1235
    @joshuagraham1235 5 месяцев назад +19

    I love Fat's entire worldview is based only around WEIGHT, so much so that the ONLY way he can think to describe his abusive, bank-robbing father who left him to rot in prison in place of him is "small"

  • @TrueAfricanHero
    @TrueAfricanHero 2 года назад +45

    “I’d sacrifice my own son, but I’ll never sacrifice MY WEIGHT”
    - Wilson “FAT” Fisk, probably

  • @Mambaman7771
    @Mambaman7771 2 года назад +746

    This is a powerful work of art.
    It carries so much WEIGHT.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +1882

    The thing I love the most about the original is he complains about being Ostracised because of his *W E I G T* but it's literally just some kids playing with a busted fire hydrant, something even a fat kid can do, and he didn't even approach them, he walks all the way across town to join in on a bank robbery, like, maybe that's why you're ostracized mate, not because of your weight, because you would rather watch innocent people getting robbed, because of your weight.
    Anyway I have been laughing for five minutes and the back of my neck really hurts because of my weight, great work!

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +106

      Thanks so much dude!! Glad you liked it.

    • @toxicbob2000
      @toxicbob2000 2 года назад +115

      I figure it was either that or his haircut!

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +15

      @@toxicbob2000 lmao true!

    • @ryanandrews7761
      @ryanandrews7761 2 года назад +184

      He doesn't walk all the way across town, he crosses the street, because he sees his dad at the bank. That was a child learning about his dad being a criminal, not excited to watch people getting robbed.
      Sounds like you're pretty biased again this dude. Probably because of his w e i g h t.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +83

      I don't think his weight was the issue. I think it was that yee yee ass haircut of his.

  • @kurticusmaximus
    @kurticusmaximus 2 года назад +33

    “ I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system and eradicate all records of my weight!” Gee, what did he do, sit on the computer, destroying the hard drive?

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch 10 месяцев назад

      He wanted to save the computer's weight by deleting system 32 so it could become his weight

  • @firstgalacticempire5664
    @firstgalacticempire5664 9 месяцев назад +15

    “But I quickly became known as P H A T”

  • @canadianfalcon3160
    @canadianfalcon3160 2 года назад +546

    until half way through i didnt realize it was edited lmao

  • @burgruk
    @burgruk 2 года назад +222

    1:31 And the moral of the story is:
    "Sacrifices must be Weighed."

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 года назад +15

      But then you fail to weigh them, because your belly is in the way and you can't reach the scales.

    • @AxtonTheObstagoon
      @AxtonTheObstagoon 2 года назад +7

      @@theuncalledfor in other words: because of your W E I G H T

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 года назад +2

      @@AxtonTheObstagoon
      Don't explain the joke...

  • @pit2992
    @pit2992 Год назад +15

    1:09 missed opportunity for "By the time I got out, I've had acquired all my WEIGHT"

  • @Vikashar
    @Vikashar 2 года назад +41

    "4% of my body is fat. Allow me to show you what 300+ pounds of W E I G H T can do"

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 5 месяцев назад

      4% of his body is not fat

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 5 месяцев назад

      @@elfascisto6549 My bad. I rewatched the clip where he told Spidey. It's 2% fat, and 350lbs of muscle(WEIGHT).
      ruclips.net/video/K8cLeaN90jg/видео.htmlsi=Cjqg7lmhpLVhdnQ_

  • @erictalaveramartinez4160
    @erictalaveramartinez4160 2 года назад +72

    - "Sacrifices must be made".
    Proceeds to show glorious double chin.

    • @TatisAcunaJr
      @TatisAcunaJr 2 года назад +28

      The extra chin added weight to the statement.

  • @supahflames
    @supahflames 2 года назад +285

    I just love the way his tone changes every time he says weight

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 года назад +13

      W E I G H T

  • @henrygambles3652
    @henrygambles3652 4 месяца назад +19

    1:15 “I even took a new name: Fisk but I quickly became known as Fat!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tattltal
    @tattltal 2 года назад +133

    I love how it’s still a coherent story about an underdog who rose above and stopped at nothing to “gain weight”

  • @Vishnu_Karthik
    @Vishnu_Karthik 2 года назад +157

    *Tony Stark:* DISCOMBOBULATE
    *KingPin:* MY WEIGHT

  • @John-bm3lq
    @John-bm3lq 2 года назад +70

    “I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight.”
    Task failed successfully

    • @caldw615
      @caldw615 2 года назад +3

      Too fat to walk to the frudge smh

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 Год назад +16

    "Sacrifices must be made.
    But never snackrifices."

  • @jesuscuellar3624
    @jesuscuellar3624 2 года назад +28

    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and to eradicate ALL record of my WEIGHT" Kingpin knows his WEIGHT is his most precious tool, he cannot risk having the law enforcement network the exact measures of his WEIGHT, not out of shame, but out of intelligence.

  • @MrBrownProdigy
    @MrBrownProdigy 2 года назад +104

    I guess now we all understand the WEIGHT of his situation

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 года назад +33

    "I quickly became known as... Fat!"
    Perhaps that was because of his weight?

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 2 года назад +20

    "I wanted to gain weight. I failed, because of my weight."
    _When you're so overweight, you don't even have the strength to go gain more weight._

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 2 года назад +115

    I've been waiting years for something like this.
    It was worth the weight.

  • @braxtonslife7779
    @braxtonslife7779 2 года назад +167

    Roscoe Lee Brown won an Emmy for his performance as KingPin, but I feel that he’s still underrated. His voice really made Kingpin a superstar villain instead of just a mob guy. He has a threatening voice mixed with a heavy dose of conviction and intelligence. It’s a gold star voice.

    • @DaussPlays
      @DaussPlays 2 года назад +52

      >heavy dose
      Even in the comments, Kingpin can't escape being ostracized... Because of his WEIGHT.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 года назад +44

      He has a voice with weight.

  • @keenanmcconnel2451
    @keenanmcconnel2451 2 года назад +41

    1:22 Kingpin literally brute forced his way into the computer system.

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock 2 года назад +10

    Kingpin once tried to catch fish for dinner.
    Sadly, he failed because of his bait.

  • @MarkLoganFIB
    @MarkLoganFIB 2 года назад +18

    I'd just like to point out Fisk saw his dad robbing a bank, and thought "I should run to him and wait outside like a lost dog"

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 2 года назад +153

    Much respect for you phoning the ladder climbing in noise anyways after it got interrupted by Fat, because of his weight.

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +33

      A man of good taste! Such a stupendous noise could not be left unheard.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад +89

    The wheelchair guy has a similar backstory except everything happened because of his MULLET.

  • @Moneynis
    @Moneynis 2 года назад +47

    If this tragic story can’t convince someone to lose weight then you are definitely not human.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 года назад +7

      Yeah man, I just realized every misfortune in my life has been because of my weight.

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 Год назад +27

    The funniest thing about this is that a lot of the edited lines are still completely accurate to his backstory

  • @matthewvollmer2066
    @matthewvollmer2066 2 года назад +17

    I love how “WEIGHT” and “FAT” are in all caps

  • @tpeasetiger
    @tpeasetiger 2 года назад +32

    This certainly adds weight to his backstory.

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 3 месяца назад +4

    Now, he lies in weight for Spiderman to come to him.

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight Год назад +9

    "I even took a new name--Fisk!"
    "But I quickly became known as *P H A T*

  • @Maxi_Jano
    @Maxi_Jano 2 года назад +12

    I used my weight to destroy my weight

  • @fatigamaximatotal7862
    @fatigamaximatotal7862 2 года назад +6

    Sorry son that's the weight it is

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 года назад +15

    "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.
    It's about _my_ WEIGHT."

  • @ReapeX
    @ReapeX 6 месяцев назад +9

    King-Pin, "Sacrifices must be made--"
    Henchman, "Don't say it!"
    King-Pin, "because of my weight."
    Henchman, "ARGH!"

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад +21

    "I used my WEIGHT to break into the law enforcement compooter system, and eradicate ALL records of my WEIGHT"
    Just imagine someone hacking law enforcement just to make them think they aren't fat

    • @dsantos378
      @dsantos378 5 месяцев назад +2

      He is one of the most unique human beings on the planet...because of his WEIGHT...and is trying to start a life posing as a legitimate businessman. Any records of that WEIGHT in law enforcement databases, no matter what name was attached to it, would lead back to him, and thus needed to be eradicated.

  • @cooperv.6083
    @cooperv.6083 7 месяцев назад +6

    sacrifices must be made, but not to his diet

    • @Nigel222
      @Nigel222 7 месяцев назад +2

      Made me laugh

  • @meatballofdeath9846
    @meatballofdeath9846 11 месяцев назад +7

    Love how he says "Compooter"

  • @Synthesyn342
    @Synthesyn342 2 года назад +12

    It’s now canon that whenever *F A T* gets a gun pointed at him he says: 0:56

  • @sanobr318
    @sanobr318 2 года назад +6

    "But WEIGHT! There's MORE!"

  • @dwightschrute491
    @dwightschrute491 8 месяцев назад +5

    *Because of my weight.*

  • @Pizza793
    @Pizza793 6 месяцев назад +5

    I wanted to skip this video, but couldn’t because of my weight

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes weight prevented you from being a filthy video skipper!

  • @hiveemperor54
    @hiveemperor54 11 месяцев назад +11

    2018: **builds a Super Collider to bring his family back**
    1990’s: I wanted to gain *w e i g h t,* but I failed bEcAuSe Of My *_W E I G H T_*

  • @OldJohann
    @OldJohann 2 года назад +5

    'I knew you were [wide], but this...'

  • @animalntaz
    @animalntaz Год назад +6

    "Because of my... wait for it... WEIGHT for it............. weight."

  • @Dan_-
    @Dan_- 2 года назад +7

    I misheard this one part the first time. I thought he said, "I even took a new name: This. But I quickly became known as That."

  • @absdyna
    @absdyna 2 года назад +390

    This is everything!!! Also just wanna say that Roscoe Lee Browne's voice and acting are iconic. It's the little inflections that make him sound so menacing and Machiavellian! Like that little thing he does at 'but my father wanted 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 out of life' for example... This show was just so so good

    • @StaticFuzz
      @StaticFuzz  2 года назад +51

      Definitely a show with a ton of great voice acting, and one of the best kingpins. Love seeing people like you pick up on little details like that.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 года назад +18

      Roscoe Lee Browne is a rad voice actor, but this is the first time I've heard of him.

    • @nightcrestevergreen7703
      @nightcrestevergreen7703 2 года назад +8

      Did RLB ever do other voice roles? He sounds awesome.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +5

      @@nightcrestevergreen7703 I think he was in Treasure Planet, I can't remember who he voiced though

    • @nightcrestevergreen7703
      @nightcrestevergreen7703 2 года назад +3

      @@basedbattledroid3507 Wasn't he the main antagonist, iirc?

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 2 года назад +11

    Spider-Man's most dangerous villain: *F A T*

  • @evenwithdeath1367
    @evenwithdeath1367 8 месяцев назад +5

    You're gonna carry that weight

  • @smjsuperscott
    @smjsuperscott Год назад +14

    I love that this was recommended after the solid jj vid dropped. I think he got inspiration from this masterpiece

  • @alansantiago941
    @alansantiago941 8 месяцев назад +6

    "I wanted to gain weight , I failed because of my weight" took me the fuck out

  • @CD.6239
    @CD.6239 Год назад +5

    Kingpin:spider man you've been a thorn in my side for quite some time because of MY WEIGHT

  • @mattduncan3869
    @mattduncan3869 2 года назад +63

    This monologue is one of the things that has stuck with me for all these years from this show and I'm delighted to see it suddenly appear and be recontextualized like this!

  • @SavoxYT
    @SavoxYT 2 года назад +6

    Wilson Fisk:
    Height : 6'5
    Weight: Because of my