Smelly Smash Players
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
- This is a COMEDIC video, no jokes or comments made are personal, no players are targeted in this video
Within the Smash Bros. Community, something smelly is afoot. From the local scene, to the big events like EVO, these mysterious foul odors have become something of an issue for players and fans alike. These are the true stories of smelly smash players.
The art of Link in the thumbnail was made by: @Sarkyfancypants
SPECIAL THANKS:
Bear (first story)
CoffeeBlack (second story)
Slush (Pro player segment narration)
#Smash #Melee #SmashUltimate
Deodorant is an item, and y'all know these people don't use items
how do I like a comment twice
Sebastian you use a different account
@@benJAMMIN634 that's a lot of work
Farts Only, Family Basement.
That's a good one
>Can't afford showers
>Spends hundreds on travel and hotels for tournaments and conventions
Lol even then don’t most hotels have showers?
@@NegativKreep Yup, and usually some quite decent shampoo and soap too.
Every hotel in America has a shower. Get a grip.
@@rallokkcaz That's what they're saying yes
Mario action figure $200 ✔️
Deodorant $4 ❌
L-cancelling? How about smell-cancelling?
LMAO
Lester the Earthworm okay this is epic
LMAO🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
This is the greatest comment ever made.
"Soap combos directly into water"
And you can up smash into Deodorant right after for the follow up.
The sad thing is that this only works in the shower stage, which, as seen in the video, doesn't exist in tournaments
@@edgarvega5859 Damn, gonna need to lobby for a dlc.
@@edgarvega5859 Damn, gonna need to lobby for a dlc.
Six Seconds is funny.
@@edgarvega5859 and Even when you get to the shower stage, lots of smash players would probably DI the followup
4.99 DLC for a character: 👍
1.99 for Deodorant: 👎
😂
Wait isnt it 6 dollars
you do not need deodorant, just take a quick shower before going to the venue.
@@olivur_1459 Maybe ,but some people don't wash good enough. Deodorant is still necessary especially when you sweat.
Exactly I don’t understand why people can’t afford a shower every day but can afford everything else to play smash
"People can't afford a shower every day"
But
You're paying for a hotel, right?
You're literally paying for the shower already!
They sleep outside on the street, just to play some smash
Nah they literally walk DAYS from their homes to reach the tournament city, that's why they smell so bad
You can afford a shower every day. Anyone that says that doesn't worry about paying electric/water bills. Take a 3-5 minute shower, be efficient, it'll be fine. They just don't want to be bothered to stop playing games long enough to shower when it isn't something that bugs them in the first place because they don't smell themselves. Though you'd think the greasy, unwashed feeling of not showering for days on end would motivate them some.
If a person older than 10 needs to be told how to deal with their personal hygiene, the people who raised them failed them utterly. It shows a total lack of self awareness in the individual, as well.
@@arctorusmedia anyone thats struggling can go to a local food pantry and pick up some soap and shampoo (nothing wrong with that. its okay to get help)
Actually a lot of these people are staying at random people's houses. Who ever let's them stay for the night.
honestly, I'm bout to kick ass, my first tournament I couldn't even focus cause the guy was so rancid, literally smelled of piss and sweat, and while typing this I gagged. I swear they do it as some sort of sick psychological warfare tactic
Like mortal kombat players blaring sound cloud rap to distract the opponent
Or screaming in the ears to force a wobble drop.
This is why I now take showers 2 times a day
Chemical warfare is banned in the geneva convention
MarksmanFaunus This is the truest thing. I swear 70% of mics on MKX and Mk11 were to blast music lol. It surely did distract me. Some actually had me bopping to the song with him. Must be some psychological trick for sure.
“Not everyone can afford to shower everyday” but they can afford a ticket to the event, splitting a hotel room, and transportation. On top of a Nintendo switch, Smash Bros, and internet. But yeah they can’t afford to shower before hand and buy deodorant.
What I was saying!
Bruh, like nearly every hotel gives you free shampoo, conditioner, soap, etc. also
Also hotel rooms have showers, they literally have no excuse.
i hate when spoiled overgrown well off children hide their poor behavior behind real struggles of other people. ffs, just because you arent rich, doesnt mean you're poor lmfao. only monarchists think like that. but this is eurocentric culture so being a monarchist is the standard
Coming from a third world country that statement is laughable, we take shower at minimum twice a day, with shampoo, soap and deodorant stick after that.
>can't afford to take a shower everyday
>can't afford basic personal hygiene products
>can afford a $300 nintendo switch, $60 AAA title and entrance to tournaments/events
Idiot's making excuses
@Tristan ooo i missed that. makes way more sense now lol. thanks
Priorities are on the fucking floor with Smash Players
Can afford a 90$ pro controller or a 40$ gc controller and adaptor for at home practice.
Someone Nonexistent so stupid right? You can get a bar of soap or shower gel and shampoo and conditioner for couple bucks the cheap stuff just works as well. There’s no excuse. There’s this dude In my work that absolutely reeks of B.O and he said why should I spend my money on that stuff I was like wtf
>Can't afford showers.
I literally have no words.
Pretty sure he's got MAJOR brain damage
Imagine not being able to afford water while simultaneously spending 300$ on a Nintendo Switch.
@@jameskowanko7574 You know, there's an amount of water that costs more than 300$. After a certain amount of showers, they cost more than a Switch.
James Kowanko Unless you get it as a gift from a relative that is much more well off.
@@cutecommie
Unless you're swimming in water made from filtered Unicorn piss, most tap water is cheap enough that even without sever water reduction strats you can go half a decade showering without it costing more than a Switch.
Nintendo needs to release a Smash Bros themed soap... maybe then they’ll finally bathe.
They'd just keep it sealed as a trophy.
Or they’ll resell it.
Or "gamer" Deodrant
There is a Smash soap now, different scents are themed around different characters
They gotta make it worth using.
Take the Arknight's themed soap some company made for a while for example.
It had water-proof pictures of some of the in-game waifus inside them, so if them nerds wanted their fix of 2D tiddy, they needed to use the soap.
Maybe Nintendo could do the same but with chibi renders of the playable characters.
The stereotype the media portrays of gamers is due to these people.
Poor social skills, poor hygiene, no job, weeabo,neck beard, poor sportsmanship.
Now that i think about it, you hit the nail, each one of those stereotypes match perfectly with smash comunity, from wich i am part of for years, what i don't get is why, i don't see that kind of shit in street fighter or tekken comunities and i played on tournaments of those 2 too.
@@jorge4572 Some communities like Tekken are somewhat immune by design because it's laser focused on serious high level competitive play. Someone who can't keep up with personal hygiene is not likely to possess the [outside of the game] skills needed for such a grind.
While Melee is equaly if not more difficult to master [if we take into consideration techs that arn't humanly possible] it's much easier to get into and reach a decent enough level to have fun at events.
@@RamzaBeoulves probably since lol falls pretty much on the same category, it's a really good hypothesis
@@RamzaBeoulves you wouldn't even get top ten in a tournament if you tried
good social skills means ur gullible and get easily taken advantage of. I never attended a tournament for any videogame that's loser shit. social people are annoying. talk too much and always plotting I'm good on that. I also don't care if u can't understand this or what I'm trying to say.
If you can afford to go to a convention, you can afford to shower
It's the worst standing in a line for some convention and theres that one person in front of you who hasn't made the effort of having a shower and you can smell them. They clearly made the effort of coming here but didn't make the effort to have a shower.
@@ghoulbuster1 Nah, they bathe.
@@MarseillesDavis if they bathed, they wouldn't smell
@@AleTitan it could be that they bathe but keep wearing the same clothes over and over, so the smell lingers
How could people not be able to shower?
Things sMelee players can't get into:
-Girls
-EVO 2019
-Shower
MisterHeroman melees got the sexiest players in the business, I dunno what you’re on about
@@BigmanJesusECDJ we don't need girls
We got mewtwoking
I give you the second one. Couldn’t have that this year lmao
Lmfao true
@@BigmanJesusECDJ
Oh yeah M2K is a definite 12/10
"You have to take a shower"
"You have to leave"
Can you even imagine being pulled away by security for this.
I'm sure Wario even takes a damn shower.
He does, his bad breath and explosive farts Is due to his diet, not his hygiene habits.
It's called psychological warfare, any smash player that ISN'T nose blind is at a major disadvantage.
I acutally have a condition where my sense of smell is very poor so I literally don't notice at all at tournaments lol.
It's like people don't even know strategy. Those pros have to WORK at smelling like they do, shit doesn't just come natural.
Its like that stinky guy that fought krillen in the world tournament on dragonball.
Bio warfare. That's against the geneva convention.
If hygiene is so great why isn't there a hygiene 2
Mind blown
Too expensive
Skirdus because we got Hygiene Melee
Hey some of us can’t even afford hygiene 1
Cause hygiene is a mmorpg
I’m dying of laughter. “Yup, big fuck you to those who can’t afford showers”
If you can afford a hotel room to attend a tournament/convention at a nearby venue, you can afford a daily shower.
especially if they can afford a hotel, then they can afford to shower the night before or the morning of
I was dying of laughter myself right at 5:43 lol
A lot of these dudes don’t get hotel rooms they just sleep in there cars or outside
Based on how bad people describe the smell it sounds like they don't skip days but just plain don't shower at all.
The absolute least these people could do is get a wet cloth and do a wipe down, at least in certain areas, but I guess a cloth is too expensive as well
Maybe it's all the Wario Mains trying to get in tune with their character.
Didn't know Wario mains were so common.. Hm.
Can’t afford showers
Can afford:
300$ Nintendo switch
+20$ controller ( it’s usually 60 but I’ll be generous )
+60$ game
+30$ for DLC
+20$ for online for a year
That’s $430 for this one game
Taking a shower
Nah B
SOAP COMBOS DIRECTLY INTO WATER
Obviously that's not their own money.
Don't forget can afford:
1) Hotel Accommodations(Decent Hotels give Hygiene related items free for your stay)
2) Con Tickets
3) Airfare or Gas Money to the con
@@RuiRuichi and also, there should be a shower in the hotel too... so that's also hardly an excuse for them.
Dont forget the +50$ per day for the food they eat (might be a little more, idk)
2 STOCK YA ODER.
My local venue has started kicking people out if they stink. They’ve even gone as far as to ban a few people who repeatedly show up smelling bad.
Good, I wish every venue would implement that rule immediately as possible
@@TheNadroj10 if every venue did that, i doubt there would be more than 5 people in that venue lol
Minor Pear Good better 5 clean hygienic people than 100 nasty ass losers
That's happened at the few card stores I've been to, and several of the comic shops I frequent.
@Walker Farnsworth Still need some city names?
I don't understand the argument on people not being able to afford a shower daily, I live in a third world country and we still manage to shower daily
Where do you live
Smash players have no understanding of priority
@@ispikeyoass27 weirdly ominous question
Third world country doesn't mean jack shit, though. Denmark and Sweden are third world countries, so is China and most of Latin America.
@@2dollarchickenwings689 Denmark and Sweden are most definitely NOT third world countries lol. Take a shower
Thats the smell of gamer musk. Its an intimidation tactic used to distract the opponent. All the smash players know of it. Only the weak complain of it.
Why is this the best comment here
Tell yourself that
i guess the weak get laid then
ICU smash players dont get laid, they smash
@@RubenLopezL thier controller
shower everyday, shower every other day, not that much of a difference.
But do shower Before you leave to a public event! Is that too much to ask!?
Also wear clean clothes.
so showering everyday technically is not that great for you. Youre washing off essential oils your body creates for itself. In fact your body does a great job of keeping itself clean...the only areas that require strict attention are obviously the places like armpits...crotch and ass areas haha. and yes clean clothes too also help
@@shaunmati3297 some people produce enough oils like that to shower daily, I know I do
Yeah idc if you shower 1 day a year as long as that 1 day is the day of the tournament
Showering everyday is bad for you if you take hot showers, cold showers are good for you daily.
They should fire off Febreeze bottles like fireworks everytime someone wins a match,
just say it's normal smoke
Febreeze causes cancer lol
@@z42O people like you make people like them stink
fuck no, adding febreeze to some stinking musk like that would just make it worse
Very little smells worse than years of built up odor hastily masked with sprays
@@z42O Everything causes cancer, dude. you can get cancer from holding your cellphone... after all, they DO output radiation.
>Plays children's game professionally
>Doesn't grasp basic hygiene
>Shits themselves
Who'd have guessed?
@@sevenshooter2987 Okay child
@@DioBrando-mr5xs You come off as a very condescending person.
@@shugdude Yes and?
@@DioBrando-mr5xs you talk a lot of shit for a person who likes Jojo
Oro The Villain being a jojos fan doesn’t make you an angel
When smash players say “no items”, I guess they mean no deodorant, too.
If you can't afford an everyday shower, is playing smash really a priority?
i shower every other day you dont need to shower everyday. I workout every other day too. I dont believe most people shower everyday be honest guys
@@jjjtalon Daily showers are not a universal thing. And I don't refer to people who just let the stink build up. In most countries, even those considered clean (so I'm not talking about France, either), people shower every other day. And dermatologists don't recommend showering each day, either. It can, in fact, be too much.
Of course, some people should still shower daily. If you work out daily, live/work in a hot environment, have a dirty job, or just naturally tend to reekmof BO after a day, you to have to do it daily, and you do have to wash daily - the face should be washed at least once a day, and hands several times per day.
But of course, all that means you can't just shower once a month, even if you run against the wall halfway through the month so the worst crumbles off. Unless you live on Arrakis or something.
i dont think is THAT much important everyday shower, but changin clothes, its no use everyday shower when someone uses the same clothes for 1 week
I don't think it's a matter of being able to afford regular showers. As you said, people who can afford games consoles are probably not impoverished, and showers aren't a luxury only the rich can afford.
The water used for a shower costs a pittance. At the very most (above average water consumption per shower and highest pricw in the world), it's like 25 cents. Probably a lot less. If you shower every other day, that sets you back at most 50 bucks a year, probably only like 10 bucks. Add shower gel and shampoo and unless you buy some stuff made of gold or something, and you still don't bankrupt yourself.
These people don't shower and then go out in public because tgey're disgusting pigs that should be exiled.
Holy shit, I just came to the part in the vid where someone used that as an argument. In what kind of socialist hell do they live if showers are a monetary ussue
*goes back, sees it's California* of course...
How tf can you not afford everyday showers but you can fly out to big name tournaments all across the country
Maybe that's why they can't afford showers >< Messed up priority's bro
His shampoo is **that** expensive
"SHOWERS ARE FOR THE ONE PERCENT U GUYS!"
no one with money to play video games on an expensive console with electricity and internet struggles to "afford showers" Lmao thats the dumbest fucking excuse ive ever heard in my life
literally no one who is flying across the country for tournies doesn't shower, but i guess you need those likes
I’ve been to 8 tournaments in my life, 3 of them were Melee. Guess which 3 tournaments assaulted my nose.
Sum dude dead ass tried to kidnap me
@@jonuhh_ I Needa hear the story lmao
@@jonuhh_ story pls.
Smash bracket man
I guess the only bad thing about smash isn’t their physical smell anymore.
At EVO there was guy that walked passed me and he smelled so strong that it stung my nose. My eyes watered. It was like snorting a raw onion dipped dipped in dookie
DREAMSQU33ZE ewwww.
I have felt that smell, almost like ammonia in charachter but way different in smell, makes your nose go haywire and neurons go WTF, truly vile.
Just imagine, someone goes to their first tournament, and they have to play partially blind from all the tears from how nasty and vile all the odors are. And worst yet, just like in the video, people are defending the utter lack of hygiene. Like "I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU DO".
No fam, yall stank. Get that water running before everyone starts running in the opposite direction of that stank. For a group of smokers to smell better than the general Smash community is quite frankly a very low standard to be in indeed.
God I know that smell. Just smell it once and you'll never forget it.
Filthy animals
I boil the water for my 5th ramen packet of the day, for this is all I have. I take the single fork I own, rinse it off, and prepare to chow down. I sit on the floor of my empty apartment, with nothing but an air mattress and a single, thin pillow, and start to eat. "If only I didn't have to shower every day" I thought, "maybe I could afford more."
Is this serious or sarcasm? I hate to sound like a dumbass but I have to be sure.
@@BlueAizu_ I thought so. I was worried he was being serious.
who eats 5 packs of ramen a day? that's like 1 for breakfast 2 for launch and dinner. why would someone do that. ramen is sacred and holy only to be eaten 2 to 3 times a week at most to keep the fresh taste alive. absolutely barbaric
This is real
@@BucketCapacity lmao
It got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments that a recent update to the tournament rules actually states and enforces good hygiene. This needs to be a thing for every competitive tournament. Not only is it a horrible distraction, but it’s also a health hazard for other people.
Edit: Glad to see some organizers enforce this.
It's absolutely sad that they have to say something that doesn't need to said.
Wait, health hazard? Does the pungent gamer musk like knock people unconscious or something?
@@zombyjano I wouldn’t be surprised, but I believe it’s mostly due to vomiting. I’m pretty resilient to vomiting from gross stuff, but some friends of mine certainly aren’t and holy lord even I was brought to the brink with this one dude I encountered.
@@zombyjano this doesn't really apply to smash, but I know women can get a gnarly staph infection on their face if they kiss a guy with a beard and bad hygiene. There was a girl on the internet with a HUGE ass scar from the facial infection she was not even expecting and the dermatologist explained it.
well off eurocentrics have a long history of having the capacity to care about the well being of others... wait a sec. nevermind their entire history and culture revolves around the opposite of that. dehumanizing and disrespecting everyone who doesnt fall to the ground and kiss your feet / call you my king is the most common behavior you can experience from well off eurocentrics. ffs they firmly believe only well off people need food and shelter and hygiene to survive lmao.
"Taking showers everyday actually isn't good"
Bruh, I take a shower every f*cking day since I was born, and nothing bad has happened to me lol
it depends on your skin type. its recommended for ppl w really dry skin to shower every other day on a general basis cause they already have less essential oils on their skin
@@AubreyOnfroy Isnt it the other way around? Showering everyday makes your skin dry especially when you already have dry skin and less essential oils. People with more essential oils need to shower more often then people with less.
@@moritzmehno770 ye thats why I said ppl with dry skin might rather shower every other day
@@AubreyOnfroy ohh sorry then, did overread one word
every second day is best
There's an Inkling main that goes to one of the weekly tournaments in my local scene, and he smells rancid. I call him "The Stinkling"
Makes sense since Inklings can't go in water kek
@@potatotm2260 OOF
Did you tell him he smells like shit. Nothing like some good public shaming to correct behavior.
Or, you’ve sat at home thinking of that joke, and have never been to these tournaments, just to get likes on RUclips.
I know which one I believe to be true....
@@andyc6542 found the stinkling player
Ya'll can hold a crab in your pocket but not a damn stick of deodorant?
its just proof us smash players work hard bro who cares if we smell tbh
@@Z0mbie. bruh
@@Z0mbie. might explain why you always sit alone in a crowded place
@@Z0mbie. Everyone sitting within a 30ft radius of you cares if you smell.
@@KogeyFox not including smash players of course
There was a kid in my programming class that smelled like an actual dumpster, I'm not exaggerating, in some ways it was worse actually. I made the fatal mistake of installing project M on my computer and of course he was the first one to try an play with me. It was the worse smell ive ever had to tolerate in my life. He was also all around just an asshole that probably hasn't showered in at least two months
Oh god, I hoped you had a strong stomach having to sit with him. Not smash related, but I remember in Jr. High that there was a kid who smelled of a dumpster mixed with some vomit.
Nobody said anything about it, but I can tell everyone stayed away from him, and even my friend whispered to my ear and said that he smelled horrible. It also didn't help the he was the stereotypical loser gamer who dressed very poorly, had poor grooming and hygiene, was a loner, lack of social skills other then playing and talking to his pokemon on his DS, and was overly sensitive.
It's not just Smash, but it's definitely the same type of people. At Uni I had a lecture where this one guy had such crazily smelly feet that it stank out the whole classroom. Sometimes he'd go to a pub I liked. Once I was in the basement area where they had tables, and he came down with a bunch of friends to play Magic The Gathering. I was eating with my girlfriend and we had to move up to floor above to escape the odour. The manager later asked them to leave. Eventually he got some new trainers when he went home to see his parents. It helped a lot.
hyper hydrosis causes people to sweat during times where sweat is not necessary. usually a foot, face and armpit thing. but if you wash regularly it usually doesnt get that bad lol. when i was in school i'd have sweat pouring out of my armpits while just sitting at my desk in a cool environment.. but i wore deodorant so it never smelled, just looked weird af lol
They were just trying to freshen up the room with that dead rotting crab
I'm pretty sure I read that the crab had been up on the stage somewhere already as a prop or something and then the guy ran up, threw it, and ran off.
Oh god I can smell you even from the internet ECH
@@FelipeJaquez How? I dont play Smash Bros...or Yu Gi Oh
"to us that can't afford to shower every day". I don't think you should be playing video games if this is an issue. Focus on humanity before hobbies.
Lmao yeah
Ayden if Olympic athletes can shower at least every other day, I’m pretty sure they can as well.
@nicholascooney-SGB 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼!!!
Hell they definitely have money for water and probably soap. Take a washcloth, water and soap (a 3 button combo) and rub your body with it. No shower, but at least your fcking clean
Exactly,and you can afford smash and whatnot but you can't afford water and shower............honey..........GO TAKE A SHOWER AND THEN YOU CAN TRY AND SAY SOME SHIT
I went to Anime Matsuri last year and the only time I smelled anything strange was when I wandered past the Mario Kart and Smash tournaments. Well, and there was also the fat chick in a latex body suit that was waaaaaaay too revealing. I just physically convulsed thinking about it.
I think that chick wondered into the wrong conversation.
Man: *has girlfriend*
Smash community: “no you dont that’s illegal.”
Glutonny has a girlfriend
Yu-Gi-Oh recently made it a rule that you can be disqualified from an event if you smell really bad. Maybe this should be standard at all tournaments for everything.
like life. Jobs. Relationships.
@@johnm6695 Pffft.
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT.
... that is all.
AMEN.
@@johnm6695 Preach
Shouldnt have to be
It's a strat, cant play if you're being poisoned.
Coulderoi Choose you character
1. Smelly person
2. Good smelling person
Smash players: Ya I’ll take number 1
A real life debuff
He used poison smog lmao
was just about to say that
There was a boxer from the 1930s who would get drunk off his ass before fights and wouldn't take baths so when he would fight he'd smell awful
If you can’t afford a shower everyday you can’t afford to play games. Shower or don’t go to events.
War pig hammer Jr some people play smash for a living but I see where you’re coming from
Imagine being in a locker room with players
I fear no man, but that... thing. It scares me.
this would've been a good day to be illiterate
Sounds like a government torture method
I think that should be considered a form of torture
My school has a gaming club, usually they use three class rooms for their events, and the smash tourney room smells like death
Welp, might as well be considered to be a tradition at this point.
I noticed that too, my friends and I are hygienic people who play video games. Yet for some reason, there are these types of people who are so unhygienic and play games. But they easily can and are capable to both take care of themselves and play, right?
Meanwhile the board game room smells like a coffee shop
@@TheSkougeBoard gamers, rise up
clay bennett Well at least it's only the Smash tourney room that smells awful
I Can’t afford a shower 🚿 🧼
*Buys Switch Smash Bundle*
I can't afford the shower because i bought the bundle.
@@anexplode7268 Then starve, stinko.
Lol jk.
An Explode priorities man; just goes to show the kind of person they are
It’s sad af
Like, i get that mental health issues can make it hard to take care of yourself, especially your hygiene. But also if you're depressed, competing in a Smash Tournament probably isn't a great idea.
There was this Smash tournament event I went to two years ago here in England and I swear to god I felt like I was the only person who smelled decent. The whole room smelled like fish and swamp ass so I just instantly walked out. I’ve never experienced this in any Mortal Kombat or Tekken events, somehow it’s just some Smash players that give us a bad name.
"Two stock your odor" has to be the best thing I've ever heard
I work in a college game room. Our smash players often return our white gamecube controllers a different color. We bought wipes and make people wipe the controllers down now.
How in the goddamn.....?
Over9000Turtles Grime. When I used to play xbox at my friend's house my palms would sweat the damn controller up so bad.
Only threw up a couple o' times.. thanks..
@@1993httphil Same
yep.. controllers turn yellow.. sometimes have boogers
I can never understand how you can let yourself smell that bad it's legitimately hard to do it on purpose
This video has aged so well.
"Can't afford to shower"
Switch - $300
Smash Bros. Ultimate - $60
Electricity - $100 per month on average
Internet - $60 per month on average
Plus up to a thousand every time they travel for tournaments (side note: showering at the hotel is free)
The average family consists of 3 or 4 people. An average family that consumes 50 gallons of water or less per person each day pays $34 per month for water.
So, water for one person - $11
E L E V E N D O L L A R S
You forgot the gas bill, and rent most people don't take cold showers. Also I'd like to know where in the world you live that you got statistics so cheap. I once had to drive all the way to a truck stop shower for a couple months because it was cheaper than a gas bill.
If you don't shower atleast a couple times a week you oughta have your face Smash(ed) in
@@archduke0000 hey im not in gulag,i live in one of major cities of my country,and we still heat our water with gas stove,and yes we can afford to take a shower or the equivalent to it
Archduke Crunch i mean my electric bill be kinda high. 300+
Bruh i pay 4 dollars for water every month.
"can't afford showers"
Because water and soap are so expensive.
Take a cold shower if you must, the soap will do most of the work anyway. Anything to stop you smelling like fungus and onions.
W. James “I can afford to travel to the competition I just can’t afford a shower”
?????????
I think its ment like that
When my parents were first married, they didn't have two coins to rub together. They filled the sink with water and used that, and a bit of soap to wash themselves down with. Not exactly an invigorating shower, but they ended up clean. These dirty con attenders are filthy, lazy, losers.
Even wet wipes from the dollar store is better than nothing.
I went without hot water through the winter. Just boiled a pot of water, dump in a bucket and repeat. Not glamorous and girls who stayed the night usually wouldn't call me back after seeing the setup lol but I was clean
"Who cant afford everyday showers"
Do they realize how stupid that sounds?
When it comes to "Shower every other day" claim. Depending on the kind of genes you have. Showering every other day might be more healthy for you and your skin than every day.
HOWEVER.... Shower every day at conventions. Please. AND USE DEODORANT!
If your skin is sensitive... one, you don't sweat a whole lot as it is. If you sweat a lot, your skin is tough enough to withstand showering every day with even the harshest soap. If you have problems, look at more sensitive body washes and only skip showers on days no one has to see you.
Lmao the LEAST someone should shower is any other day, if you need to conserve water or your skin is super sensitive or something. Otherwise you should be showering every day.
General rule of thumb, if I plan on going anywhere public, school, event, hang with friends I just take a shower and take care of myself, idk how that concept is so tough for people.
Always shower, then dry and use deodrant.
Showering every other day is not at all viable in a tropical area. You gotta wash every day cause the humidity will make you work up a sweat even if you're doing nothing, and your sweat won't dry and just fester into a wonderfully rancid odor by the end of the day.
Hang on, I have to pause and ask.
"Can't afford an everyday shower"?
How much does a shower cost for these people?
All while spending 400 bucks on a switch, 60 on the game and another 60 on a gamecube pro controler
@@ricardomilos10 water is free
I doubt someone who "can't afford showers" would be going to any type of event/tournament. I call bullshit.
@@holysmokes1047 you'd be surprised. There are dumbass man children that cannot afford a decent apartment or food, but jump at the chance to buy games and consoles.
@@DeadBaron So it's not lack of money that's the problem. It's priorities.
If someone prioritizes a videogame over his/her personal hygiene, then that person needs help.
*his
Help via an ass whoopin'.
And it's called lazyness.
Akira expect a broken switch then
Legit, it only takes 10 minutes top to wash yourself in the shower. I never get how people can sleep in their beds without showering, especially if you've been sweating and all that.
"Hey, stinky!"
©Mario
SOAP combos DIRECTLY into WATER
PlagueEngine its the true combo all smash players need to learn
Can confirm. It is a true combo.
You can also use shampoo as a combo starter to go for the mixup.
If you wanna get real fancy, use conditioner for the crossover to break smell guard. Not really necessary, but it makes you and your moves look good.
deodorant against smash players is a 9-1 match up
D E O D O R A N T
Can’t afford showers?
*How are you using the internet? How do you have a device to complain?*
I wouldn't even care if they reeked day to day when I'll never see/smell them just shower when you know you're going to be around 1000 people you can probably afford 4 showers a year.
@@applefacemoron Even at my most pathetic when I had the free time to NEET it up for a week straight, I still showered twice a week. How do people live with that layer of dead, sweaty, itchy skin all over your arms, face and scalp, lower region... Disgusting.
edit: and of course, any time I left the house it was a no-brainer to clean myself up
I never showered in middle School and even I had the decency to shower for public appearances and even school event like my chorus concerts.
How to make shut in jobless neets have showers:
Get hot women/good looking girls at a tourney and have them cover their faces with looks of disgust. So many would be so ashamed that they'd take a shower or kill themselves.
I can’t go a day without a shower wtf
"It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this deodorant stick"
I try showering every day, but to be honest I get lazy sometimes if I don't have any plans for that day. However, if you have to go to an event take a fucking shower, just spraying a bit of water over your greasy body isn't enough, it has to be a full shower with soap and shampoo, and after that you can use deodorant to prevent future smells
Thanks batman.
Who doesn’t go out without showering and putting on deodorant??? That’s my top priority before going out Holy shit
Depressed and autistic people. Games are a popular legal poor coping drug.
Jonathan Netherton I disagree with how you put it but... sadly you aren’t wrong.
*Thank you, very cool, Leorio.*
Jonathan I am autistic and I know to shower every day and also put on deodorant before going out.
Real talk?
Laziness. That's why. Moving fingers requires less energy than putting your whole body under the shower. Sad.
the next character revealed at e3 is gonna be the old spice guy, who yells at you to use deodorant and shampoo
POOWWEEEEEER
I hope it's mr clean. They need a lot more than deodorant
Uhhh i think you mean Terry crews
I mean we did get a dude named Terry
@@zyezukeru2333 There's one other O S guy that he could be referring to
I have a theory. The reason why Smash players don't shower is to ward off all of those pedos in the community. It's a defense mechanism. It's all makes sense now.
Doesnt seem to have stopped them before
Oh no no no, who's going to tell him?
How do they ward off themselves
My theory is that the worse they smell, the bigger chance they have for winning. Bad smell can be distracting.
i get it because pedos are groomer and they groom which the smash players are doing the opposite
I love the "can't afford to shower" one
Like, if you can't afford food, a shower, basic living requirements, stay away from smash tournies you have much more massive problems to tackle first
I felt like I had to take a shower after this
Good thing I showered right before
fcking same
Im right behind you fam. I'll need a shower and my clothes washed....
I am watching this while taking a bath..
@@jordyboy1831 I sometimes listen to podcasts while showering videos like these aren't worth my valuable showring time.
'Some people can't afford showers'
But they can afford the con/tournament fee?? Lol, get that out of here.
Yep somes that up perfectly
I finally discovered were Covid came from
These Smash players need to stop grooming kids and start showering.
Need to start grooming themselves
💀
I wonder if this is why the Japanese players still wear those face masks in the NA and Europe...
That and tournaments are a cesspool of viruses. Ain't nobody tryna get sick, man.
japanese tounaments smell even worse. They play until they die of exhaustion you think they are showering?
@Daniel J Klopfer Unlike putrid westerners, East Asians and some South East Asians care about thwir hygiene that they take a bath every single day.
They probably gotta pack the mask with herbs like old plague doctors
@@kickassssnation027 oh hell nah. We here in the NorthEast, the richest of the states do give a shit how things smell. Don't forget Europe...
Damn, I bleeped everything and it's STILL demonetized :(
They smell worse than Yugioh players
Don't use the beep. It counts to RUclips as a swear basically. Use another noise like a fart or burp lol.
Edit: I heard this from a few other popular RUclipsrs. I don't know if it is absolutely true but it sounds like RUclips logic.
F
Feelsbadman
The Future is Now!
On the bright side, "smash players smell" memes made me curious about what this super brother smash game is, it's like unintentional advertising.
0:47 didn’t age well
How the heck you can't afford showers, but can afford to buy latest generation console systems, video games, and accessories? Brother... you got your priorities mixed up.
@Stevey TeeVee classic internet.
I know lots of homeless motherfuckers. Over half of them could afford to buy the latest shit right now no problem because it's honestly not that much. Taking a shower every day requires a consistent job and apartment/home that cost a min of $800/month in my city so yeah, showering is a much more expensive hobby when you no longer live off mommy and daddy. Only reason the working homeless don't buy nice shit is because it'll just get stolen.
@@semimad100 someone is a stinky boi
@@MrLordofgames I wish :(. I have a house and wife n shit
You don't need to own any of those things to play this ancient game.
This is a problem in the Magic the Gathering community as well.
Extend that to card games in general. Go to a Yu-Gi-Oh tour you might consider that Magic has it good.
@@corsicasanova this is so true. I've played in Yu-Gi-Oh, magic, and smash tournaments quite a bit and Yu-Gi-Oh is by far the worst. I'd say magic is better than smash too, but that could've just been my lgs being nicer
Konami actually added a rule where you can get a DQ at YGO tourneys if you smell.
Or just incels in general. C'mon guys. Take showers. Wear deodorant.
I've been to a bunch of Death Metal concerts with hundreds of fat bearded guys crammed into a small, hot bar. None of them ever came close to the rancid smell of the first game of Magic I played.
my uni sent out a mass email stating that students specifically in the engineering departments need to bathe more - and even offered hygienic tips within the email - because all the professors and teaching assistants kept complaining to upper management of how badly their students smelt
Don't forget to wear different clothes everyday.
Maverick180c this is a big one!
Are you actually that stupid? Changing your clothes EVERY single day? Maybe every few days but WOW. Maybe you’re some rich guy but idk...
Especially if you are at a hot venue and sweating
@@BigSmoke-xh5hi i think he meant that you should change them every day if you're attenting a convention or event that is packed and a bit hot.
@@BigSmoke-xh5hi Most people can afford to go to Goodwill and get enough clothes to last them 7 days, then there's also donations.
Nintendo should make Super Mario hygiene products or something.
Ever wanted to smell like Princess Peach-a?
Now you can, wahoo~
Smart man !!!!
Super Mario Super Soap
Legend Of Zelda Shampoo and Conditioner
Kirby's Dream Deodorant
Pokemon Breath Mints
Earthbound Body Spray
Donkey Kong Toothpaste
Captain Falcon Cologne
Metriod Mouthwash
Kid Icarus Body Wash
Fire Emblem Spray on Deodorant
Wario Bath Bombs
MOTHER 3 in 1 Shampoo - Volumizing - Conditioner *No Tears!
I bet that if they made soap amiibos this problem would be fixed
I remember seeing Mario toothpaste at one point...
A whole Smash convention is a nuclear weapon
its a chemical lab
No, It's a biological weapon
Can't afford showers, but can afford Nintendo console, Nintendo game, Nintendo internet service, trip cost, hotel cost and reserve an entire day to compete. Logic and priorities.
There's different kinds of sweat that you secrete depending on the situation, the worst smelling sweat isn't after a workout, the worst smelling sweat comes from anxiety.
I cannot stand the smell of my own sweat so I notice this more than most.
You really can smell a persons fear.
Do you have any papers backing this up?
@@MrCmon113 No, just based on experience, something you lack. ;)
@Jarhead True, I've also noticed that after being extremely anxious (usually when having to present university assignments) my feet smell really bad afterwards. Every other time they're almost odorless.
Taxtro yeah you actually have 2 kinds of sweat glands in your skin, ones that secrete sweat to regulate temperature (found all over the body) and others that do it in response to emotional stress (found in armpits and groin).
And yes secretions of the latter type do smell bad when they come into contact w the bacteria on your skin
@@andreee123123 That would certainly make sense. Thank you.
Smash players don't shower bc the shower lever needs a half circle input for the water to come out
PD: Don't kill me with words :D
I am from the future Ryu has a half circle input in smash
@@Ceade_ He had Shakunetsu since Smash 4, fake time traveler
@@monchete9934 what I meant by time traveler was that I was responding to his comment 2 months later .
I'm glad I play street fighter
Have you ever heard of moonwalking in smash?
I finally understand why "Prince" wears a mask every time I see him doing his combo videos!
Maybe Nintendo stopped paying attention to Smash Melee Players when they smelled them
If only that was the worst thing about smash players 😔
Maybe in the future there’s going to be a tournament about hygiene. The cleanest wins.
Hopefully. Right now players tech those.
I would win i shower for 10 minutes
@@halo3rat_709 I spend way longer making sure I clean out my testicles too.
... I'm kinda curious who would win the inverse of that tournament
Its actually sad that people dont care about basic hygiene.
I get it if you're working 50 a week you might missing a shower once in a while. But this shit is unacceptable
@@robk5488 Man, I work 70-90 hours a week and I still find time to shower every morning. There's really no excuse
I'm sorry you work that long that's not right :(
@@bigLs400 How sad that u think that way, 70 to 80 hours is a lot and you would barely have enough time to spend with family or your own time. You'll soon realize.
@@bigLs400 Been there done that.....gl :)
Big reason why I stopped going to conventions. The other reason was creepy dudes.
5:43 - Seeing this takes me back to watching a ton YTPs of back in the day. Glad to see someone bring it back.
"cant afford everyday shower" lmfao for real? that's hilarious
白い戦士 lol even then, you can use deodorant or I don't know shower when you can
Or just don’t go, I wouldn’t want to smell like fish around people
Ima buy 20 GameCube controllers, but that shower will be later.... later later...
I know homeless people exist but what homeless person plays melee?
I cant afford to poop everyday. I have to hold it in. Wednesdays and sundays after 8 PM.
There's only 3 steps:
Take a shower
put on deodorant
change into clean clothes
and brush your teeth
and to use shampoo and conditioner
Pain Akatsuki unless your Esam
no hazards
no items
no girlfriend
tournament rules only
TRUE COMBOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve only ever noticed the stench with melee players, or as I call it, Smellee.
Lol
Smay-Lay?
I think Nintendo has a point in hating melee players.