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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @relix7373
    @relix7373 5 лет назад +4154

    Lol that air canada response was hilarious.
    "I'm so sorry for the insults"
    "I don't even know you"

    • @Rose-ez7yn
      @Rose-ez7yn 5 лет назад +229

      "I took everything from you."
      "I don't even know who you are."

    • @eduardorpg64
      @eduardorpg64 5 лет назад +90

      To be fair, I don't think that many Air Canada employees even know what speedrunning is.

    • @CuppaKofe
      @CuppaKofe 5 лет назад +56

      "I feel sorry for you"
      "I don't think about you at all"

    • @xRedx0
      @xRedx0 5 лет назад +8

      Air Canada like what the problem?

    • @whydoesthischannelexist5429
      @whydoesthischannelexist5429 5 лет назад +136

      GDQ really thinking they are a major player lol

  • @SingeScorcher
    @SingeScorcher 5 лет назад +1306

    Funny how they ban someone for Owen Wilson "Wow" jokes, when Owen himself is fully aware of the jokes and tends to lean into them on Twitter. It's almost as if the professional comedy actor enjoys that people find him funny.

  • @Pepsitheman
    @Pepsitheman 5 лет назад +1272

    Pot of greed is the worst card to have in uno

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +1

      First reply.

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 4 года назад +24

      Nah, if you draw into a Draw 4 then you went +3 (assuming it's 1v1).

    • @galaktikpotato9318
      @galaktikpotato9318 4 года назад +4

      What does that do anyways?

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 4 года назад +54

      @@galaktikpotato9318 So, imagine you have five cards in your hand. One of them is Pot of Greed. You activate Pot of Greed, and now you're -1 for that play (one less card in-hand). Then, you draw two cards, and you wind up with a net +1. You used one card, and gained two. It's a concept referred to as 'card advantage', and can give you a broad strokes idea of how economical or wasteful your plays are.

    • @BigBossZUCO
      @BigBossZUCO 4 года назад +3

      Why? What does it do?

  • @solid_soap9132
    @solid_soap9132 5 лет назад +4235

    Donation:
    "my grandpa died two hours ago"
    **audience claps**

    • @xmanr0cks
      @xmanr0cks 5 лет назад +259

      Runner smiles

    • @andrebenoit404
      @andrebenoit404 5 лет назад +225

      @@xmanr0cks then gets banned lol

    • @xmanr0cks
      @xmanr0cks 5 лет назад +8

      @@andrebenoit404 Except i'm not the runner.

    • @ShakerGER
      @ShakerGER 5 лет назад +136

      @@xmanr0cks Nobody thought that

    • @xmanr0cks
      @xmanr0cks 5 лет назад +4

      @@ShakerGER good

  • @stampfertnilpfert4485
    @stampfertnilpfert4485 6 лет назад +1949

    “His excessive swearing”
    “Shut up”
    I never knew that’s a swear.

    • @gatagoslow134
      @gatagoslow134 5 лет назад +107

      when you catch someone saying heck *looks like we have a sinner for dinner*

    • @picturesqueshadow4248
      @picturesqueshadow4248 5 лет назад

      Stampfert Nilpfert schießen sie auf meinem Gesicht

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 5 лет назад +11

      @@gatagoslow134 Welcome to GDQ

    • @Van-Leo
      @Van-Leo 5 лет назад +20

      icarly is now banned from speed running.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 5 лет назад +7

      I can't fathom the way these people think

  • @Tyler-le6ry
    @Tyler-le6ry 5 лет назад +3043

    GDQ is like RUclips, we hate the people that run it, but we love the people that contribute.

    • @selka1661
      @selka1661 5 лет назад +72

      Yup one of my favorite runners has to be TMR or The Mexican Runner

    • @salmonbelmont7758
      @salmonbelmont7758 5 лет назад +37

      I never thought about it that way

    • @darthvader1515
      @darthvader1515 5 лет назад +2

      Word.

    • @selka1661
      @selka1661 5 лет назад +1

      @Mitchell Turcot ok

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 5 лет назад +16

      Let's be a bit more clear here. We don't hate the people that run RUclips. We hate the algorithms RUclips's dev team has created to do their job for them so they don't have to spend money on it, which in turn, makes the entire system fundamentally flawed.

  • @CottonBollBat
    @CottonBollBat 5 лет назад +2231

    "Excessive swearing"
    "Shut up, just shut up *giggle*"

    • @unk0wn367
      @unk0wn367 5 лет назад +167

      Bro I'm telling mom on you

    • @gabishgab9150
      @gabishgab9150 5 лет назад +15

      I’m tellong your mem!1!!1!1!!

    • @belosneshkaaaa
      @belosneshkaaaa 5 лет назад +51

      *SORRY SIR, THIS IS A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R SO NO SWEARING*

    • @hayleyscomet3447
      @hayleyscomet3447 4 года назад +6

      Marbles *captain America swoops in* “LANGUAGE!”

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 4 года назад

      @@belosneshkaaaa heck

  • @iamconfusion5323
    @iamconfusion5323 5 лет назад +1509

    Speedrunner: *literally exhales*
    "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 5 лет назад +59

      Speedrunner: exists
      GDQ: "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 лет назад +23

      Speedrunner:*consumes a buttermilk chicken sandwich*
      "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @starcoloneldunadansonoft501
      @starcoloneldunadansonoft501 5 лет назад +20

      *Pauses game, turns around*
      "And I am getting confirmation from my common sense, of which I possess more in one pinky TOEnail than they do collectively, that GDQ staff should, indeed, shut their whore mouths."
      *Remove headset, drop like a microphone, walk out like a baller*

    • @letusdebatenow
      @letusdebatenow 5 лет назад +1

      @i am confusion is there an exhale that isn't "literal"?

    • @sola7112
      @sola7112 5 лет назад +2

      @@letusdebatenow Yes, metaphorically. As in letting go of something that's stressing you out. People are just the worst.

  • @keegeebee5392
    @keegeebee5392 5 лет назад +3737

    "we have a screenshot of you wearing a MAGA hat!" "may I see it?" "no."

    • @tails183
      @tails183 5 лет назад +157

      Kee Gee, AGDQ is on fire!

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 5 лет назад +219

      @@tails183 No, Phoenix, it's just the northern lights.

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 5 лет назад +19

      @@DWN037 This would be funny if GDQ wasn't hosted in California where the Northern Lights literally can't be seen.

    • @zackadiax2414
      @zackadiax2414 5 лет назад +55

      @@TaIathar wooosh

    • @flental6708
      @flental6708 5 лет назад +143

      @@TaIathar An aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of California, localized entirely within your meeting hall?!

  • @EruditeFeline
    @EruditeFeline 5 лет назад +954

    Lmao that screencap of them apologizing profusely as if their whole business was about to be destroyed because one guy made a mild comment about the company and they literally had no idea what they were talking about lmao.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 5 лет назад +52

      I think Air Canada would have loved the attention, not that it would have hurt them lol

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 лет назад +14

      It seemed like something was missing from that whole ordeal, and I realized it was the million obnoxious "Canadians r nice x333" comments if it were reversed.

    • @PiroKUSS
      @PiroKUSS 3 года назад

      lmao yeah like lmao lmao

  • @jamesadigue4627
    @jamesadigue4627 6 лет назад +3236

    G- Got
    D- Demonitized
    Q- Quick

    • @retardsauce6323
      @retardsauce6323 6 лет назад +31

      Holy shit that was quick

    • @ProdigyGirlGaming
      @ProdigyGirlGaming 6 лет назад +17

      I got an ad

    • @r0b0hobo
      @r0b0hobo 6 лет назад +16

      Prodigy Girl Gaming GDQ is probably getting the ad money

    • @Catsaclysm
      @Catsaclysm 6 лет назад +37

      Nice to see Glink step into the speedrunning world finally, and to get a WR Demonetization on one of his first attempts is impressive!

    • @DandySoleil
      @DandySoleil 6 лет назад +1

      Slow Turtle Superb

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 5 лет назад +599

    *speed runs dk64*
    *Is banned for the violent lyrics in the monkey rap*

    • @goombafang3210
      @goombafang3210 5 лет назад +36

      carl Carrington someone: for his neutral special, he wields a gun.
      gdq: we are getting confirmation from the gdq staff that you should not do that.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 5 лет назад +23

      Sakurai : Joker wields a gun.
      *GDQ then banned Smash Ultimate*

    • @walkinginternetstereotype80
      @walkinginternetstereotype80 5 лет назад +17

      "Lanky Kong has what face?"
      *B A N N E D*

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 5 лет назад +9

      *Mario 64*
      *Speed Runs it*
      *Banned for animal abuse and sexism (Peach being a victim)* xD

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 5 лет назад +7

      "If he [Redacted] ya, it's gonna [Redacted]"

  • @dytallixx1268
    @dytallixx1268 5 лет назад +539

    I got banned for saying "boring"

  • @TheGunmanChannel
    @TheGunmanChannel 6 лет назад +6021

    It used to be about the speed man

    • @Black-Dawg-Jesus
      @Black-Dawg-Jesus 6 лет назад +395

      Now it's about PC culture and if you're trans/lgbtq/gender-sick or whatever. Your commentary or actual skill doesn't matter anymore.

    • @colynrobinson212
      @colynrobinson212 6 лет назад +204

      Now it's all about the speed of becoming a man
      Or woman.. That joke didn't ring as good though.

    • @flysisblue4450
      @flysisblue4450 6 лет назад +154

      LGBT done cringe.

    • @jamiehoward6505
      @jamiehoward6505 6 лет назад +33

      Rip 2013 agdq

    • @Bluecrimson217
      @Bluecrimson217 6 лет назад +201

      transition any%

  • @sullivanstockwell2766
    @sullivanstockwell2766 6 лет назад +561

    “We’ve just been instructed to stop talking about Owen Wilson.”

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 6 лет назад +31

      I bet Owen is a sad Wells now that people can't say anything about him in speedruns.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 6 лет назад +16

      wow

    • @Arianault
      @Arianault 6 лет назад +11

      WOW! Look at this snake!

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 лет назад

      Good thing

    • @Gozokukolat
      @Gozokukolat 6 лет назад

      Wow

  • @momoniji6439
    @momoniji6439 5 лет назад +691

    "Swear word"
    *Says shut up*

  • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
    @omnipresentsnowflake4698 6 лет назад +2299

    "My grandfather has died..." *Clap clap clap clap*
    I love it

    • @cedeuxric2531
      @cedeuxric2531 6 лет назад +73

      Yeah; bad timing. (They likely were clapping because the speed runner finished the race.

    • @pip4349
      @pip4349 6 лет назад +101

      "My grandpa died two hours ago from 3 different types of cancer"
      *Gdq staff holds up sign that says applause*

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +67

      *everyone gets banned for bad timing.*

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 лет назад +7

      I guess gdq wasn't fast enough 😥

    • @FlorianNexuzZ
      @FlorianNexuzZ 5 лет назад +18

      Whole audience banned

  • @PlazyFella
    @PlazyFella 6 лет назад +601

    "Wow."
    BANNED FOR 1 YEAR.

  • @MrGameguyC
    @MrGameguyC 6 лет назад +625

    Remember when the biggest controversy was saving the animals in Super Metroid...

    • @drackoex
      @drackoex 5 лет назад +51

      Wait till PETA gets in on the gdq ranks

    • @SleepinGriffin
      @SleepinGriffin 5 лет назад +39

      @@drackoex They'd still vote to kill the animals to keep them from being suffocated in a tight spaceship...

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 лет назад +31

      @@SleepinGriffin no they'd personally and gladly murder every single animal in brutal ways

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +5

      Or picking your starter Pokemon

    • @SuperTrollMan64
      @SuperTrollMan64 5 лет назад +3

      What about metroid fusions ending

  • @Boxsteam
    @Boxsteam 5 лет назад +1158

    "Bonesaw could have been banned for excessive swearing"
    *"shut up, just shut up"*
    Is GDQ a 5 year old?

    • @markotik75
      @markotik75 5 лет назад +15

      v Gold 25 times in fact 😉

    • @markotik75
      @markotik75 5 лет назад +6

      v Gold Yeah, I agree but I guess with how big the events are getting, having someone shout out “mother fucker” every few minutes is a bit much. To be honest, I’m not sure where I’m going with this - as I’m typing it, it does seem way too harsh.
      I think it’s probably more to do with how often he was warned about it, then telling them that he was “really fucking sorry” lol.
      I still love the GDQ events and last summers SGDQ was awesome fun - it’s just a pity it’s run by a twat 😂

    • @clownworld8095
      @clownworld8095 5 лет назад +1

      no, its a woman
      its hard to tell between the two...

    • @loki.odinson
      @loki.odinson 5 лет назад

      Wow...

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 5 лет назад

      Yes.

  • @nonethewiser4431
    @nonethewiser4431 6 лет назад +2685

    ok, have to get this off my chest, why does the blue headed woman play the pot of greed at the start? the objective of uno is to end up with no cards not more.

    • @Kirby950
      @Kirby950 6 лет назад +709

      NONEtheWISER cause it’s for le epic maymays

    • @Ineedanaccountnow0
      @Ineedanaccountnow0 6 лет назад +472

      To be fair, if you were stuck with a pot of greed in your hand, you would be forced to play it eventually

    • @MintyITG
      @MintyITG 6 лет назад +209

      not only that, but the reverse card actually doesn't skip the other player's turn in a 2 player game, it only reverses the turn order.
      Edit: actually the reverse card just becomes a skip in 2p games.
      Thanks RUclips comments

    • @Kirby950
      @Kirby950 6 лет назад +146

      Minty Swinson it’s basically a skip in two player mode because it reverses the turn back to you. It’s in the rules

    • @retrace
      @retrace 6 лет назад +311

      because it's a blue headed man

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 6 лет назад +3930

    If someone bans you and isn't required to tell you why...I consider that the worst form of censorship.

    • @LiliaTheSuccubus
      @LiliaTheSuccubus 6 лет назад +13

      Destiny 2?

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 лет назад +210

      I think being assassinated by a shadow government operation for whistleblowing or dissident behavior would probably trump that, but yeah, I feel ya.

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 лет назад +7

      I deserve nothing but Catastrophic diseases Pun not intended, but definitely applicable.

    • @antediluvianspy5371
      @antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад +16

      It is their private environment. That's how it works.

    • @antediluvianspy5371
      @antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад +19

      How is that anywhere near the worst form of censorship? Wtf are you 12?

  • @stanislaviliev6305
    @stanislaviliev6305 4 года назад +346

    The same old story of something great made by a group of friends for having fun while helping others turned into a corporate cash grab after becoming popular.

    • @UltimatePhantasm
      @UltimatePhantasm 4 года назад +34

      History is quite repetitive that way, sadly.

    • @1313eable
      @1313eable 4 года назад +3

      Except that they don't make money from the donations at all. So, what cash grab?

    • @luismaldonado5519
      @luismaldonado5519 4 года назад +17

      @@1313eable ruclips.net/video/bG6hPJpxzm4/видео.html

    • @ShyRanger
      @ShyRanger 4 года назад +5

      Take out "cash grab" and this statement is accurate.

    • @peterpeterson4800
      @peterpeterson4800 3 года назад +10

      Well, corporate and LGBTQ+QUEWRIOÜAKBFJ, feminists, SJWs etc., really.
      Same thing happened to the German hacker club CCC, and the German political party that wanted more free speech, more generous and fair copyright, less surveilance and censorship etc. on the internet, the Pirate Party.

  • @TandJgaming
    @TandJgaming 2 года назад +42

    There’s nothing more embarrassing than apologizing profusely to someone who has no idea who you are at all

  • @claire4708
    @claire4708 6 лет назад +557

    new gdq category
    ban%

    • @plagueincandglitch776
      @plagueincandglitch776 6 лет назад +4

      Pechi any% is the best

    • @Albertminestein
      @Albertminestein 6 лет назад +69

      That category was killed when the n-word skip was discovered

    • @Alex-qt9om
      @Alex-qt9om 6 лет назад

      Isky lol

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 6 лет назад +5

      Lynne Sex change , any % Current World Record: Protomagicalgirl, 2% female run

    • @ihavenoson3384
      @ihavenoson3384 6 лет назад +4

      Any % only - FINAL DESTINATION.
      Ban 100% runs because the protected class gamers cannot do 100%.

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 6 лет назад +237

    Remember when this event was about creative speedrunning artists showing off their work instead of money and marketability? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @JR-ik3gk
      @JR-ik3gk 6 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/XcBbE3t6cLA/видео.html
      Yeah it was so "hilarious"

  • @virulentstalker9014
    @virulentstalker9014 5 лет назад +823

    "None of you guys are funny, If you want to prevent cancer, consider standing out in front of the shuttle that's running in front of the hotel on the hour."

    • @HugeDongusMan
      @HugeDongusMan 5 лет назад +178

      That dude was doing God’s work. Honestly a real lad.

    • @captaindishman9126
      @captaindishman9126 5 лет назад +93

      Whoa dude... Devil Trigger Warning next time... wow!

    • @brendondellinger355
      @brendondellinger355 5 лет назад +6

      Sorry, but I don't get what's he saying? Is he basically saying GDQ is cancer or what?

    • @smak4690
      @smak4690 5 лет назад +63

      @@brendondellinger355 He was calling the audience cancer

    • @cvmaniac7286
      @cvmaniac7286 5 лет назад +39

      @@smak4690 Which got him banned for life if i remember right. On top of that there was one guy (unless its the same one who messed with the audience) who intentionally crashed his console so he didn't have to finish his run before going on a tirade.

  • @wschmrdr
    @wschmrdr 5 лет назад +355

    A little bullied gamer finally got some power, and intends to wield it with impunity.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 5 лет назад +20

      Pretty much yeah.

    • @scoreunder
      @scoreunder 5 лет назад +7

      Gamers have risen up

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 4 года назад +6

      just likw twitch , theyve gone mad with power

    • @YK36Deadezio
      @YK36Deadezio 2 года назад

      Nope...
      they self-intimidated themselves in their mediocrity, and therefore it is believed legitimate to do the same to others..
      Even pokemon scarlet and purple.... manage to understand the intimidation, and the reverse.

    • @Km-qo6ex
      @Km-qo6ex Год назад +1

      @@YK36Deadezio what?

  • @eulatomamao6357
    @eulatomamao6357 6 лет назад +2186

    if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists 6 лет назад +156

      *ban*
      if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban?
      *ban*
      if you're funny and you know it, and our PC cannot show it,
      if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban!
      *ban ban*

    • @incorrectstuffthingy5647
      @incorrectstuffthingy5647 6 лет назад +25

      @@jsihavealotofplaylists 10/10

    • @baeguetteman412
      @baeguetteman412 6 лет назад +25

      *clap clap*

    • @slys5871
      @slys5871 6 лет назад +13

      👏👏

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 5 лет назад +16

      instead of a clap i heard these little hammers they got in court

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +2539

    You walk into your bedroom, and there's an oiled up, super slippery supermodel. They pull out a power strip. What do you do?

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 6 лет назад +549

      I've seen action movies this chick probably knows shit on me and I ain't gonna leave alive anyway so it's either make a move or die trying.
      I stutter over all my words, stumble across the room and before I could even touch her I slip on some of the oil on the floor and die from shock.

    • @foob420
      @foob420 6 лет назад +839

      Ban them from GDQ

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 6 лет назад +92

      Nerd City plug it back in and have her lick the strip.

    • @wawathulu5637
      @wawathulu5637 6 лет назад +472

      First i have to call the United States military because i found oil.

    • @draggy76
      @draggy76 6 лет назад +21

      B to blow is clearly the answer.... That or Dennis.

  • @davidtodd3809
    @davidtodd3809 6 лет назад +891

    “Shut up dude, just shut up.”
    *E X C E S S I V E*
    *S W E A R I N G*

    • @imatreebelieveme6094
      @imatreebelieveme6094 6 лет назад +93

      I watched it, he did do a lot of actual swearing. It was still the funniest run in the history of gdq tho :'D

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 6 лет назад +32

      [ Hush ] to be fair he was exhausted and jet lagged and was in a fun mood because everyone was having a good time. It's very easy to forget you can't swear and say fuck a few times when you die. He was apologetic and I do believe it was on accident

    • @pagle958
      @pagle958 6 лет назад +7

      Oh by the way that run was on in the late night / early morning if I recall correctly. Basically everyone was pretty loose by that time anyway

    • @Pimpeaux
      @Pimpeaux 6 лет назад +16

      Bonesaw dropped the 'F-bomb' twice throughout the run. That's about it.
      Everyone claims it's three, but I can't for the life of me find the last one. I like to pretend that GDQ has a shred of dignity left, so I doubt that was the culprit behind his barring.

    • @jwalcheski
      @jwalcheski 6 лет назад +5

      I ban hem I ban hem

  • @sonic7270
    @sonic7270 5 лет назад +374

    Hhmm, this video got recommended to me after I saw a video that a spongebob battle for bikini bottom speed runner named SHiFT got banned for GDQ 2019 recently for something that happened quite a while back...
    Maybe it’s time to make a new video about the banned runners of recent

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 5 лет назад +11

      OMG SHiFT got banned?
      How could they

    • @wolfhoodlum1789
      @wolfhoodlum1789 5 лет назад

      How did Shift get banned?

    • @punkducky69
      @punkducky69 5 лет назад +25

      @@wolfhoodlum1789 He said naughty words to a special snowflake who cried until they got their way. Usual BS.

    • @wolfhoodlum1789
      @wolfhoodlum1789 5 лет назад +20

      @@punkducky69 Yeah I looked it up now. That troll sounded real shitty, though I don't like that Shift used the f word. But he apologized and admitted it was inappropriate so he shouldn't be banned over it, that's an overreaction considering the context.

    • @humblebee4157
      @humblebee4157 5 лет назад

      hah same

  • @PurpleNebulaXD
    @PurpleNebulaXD 6 лет назад +355

    Agdq making an apology to air Canada when air Canada didn't know what they were sorry for. Made me chuckle a little.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 лет назад +12

      I know and somehow there's a meme of Canada being the "sorry" ones all the time lmao

    • @simonenoli4418
      @simonenoli4418 6 лет назад +25

      GDQ: "I am so so sorry"
      AC: "what exactly for?"
      yeah I lost it there ahahahahah

    • @Bennett1430
      @Bennett1430 6 лет назад +7

      GDQ thinks they're important enough to be on the radar of an airline after a comment from a few dudes who play videogames.

  • @LoxeAeon
    @LoxeAeon 5 лет назад +381

    Owen Wilson "what a dope speedrun marathon I'm gonna donate a million dollars" *sees Bonesaw's Owen Wilson jokes* "WOooOW"

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 6 лет назад +742

    Nothing like playing Pot of Greed in a game where you're supposed to remove all cards in your hand.

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 6 лет назад +34

      So youre saying Exodia or Dark Magician Girl wont win me the game?

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 лет назад +4

      was getting a Blue-Eyes White Dragon really that hard? or even a Sparks?

    • @thegoodoldays911
      @thegoodoldays911 6 лет назад +97

      Gabriel Martínez Except it's not funny. It's just overwhelmingly stupid.

    • @Daedivh
      @Daedivh 6 лет назад +58

      Not to mention cringy.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 6 лет назад +31

      If they really wanted to do a Yu-gi-oh reference they should have used something like Allure of Darkness. Also the acting during it was really terrible.

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex Год назад +20

    Could you imagine if there was a rival to GDQ and during their first big event they brought out Bonesaw577 to do a speedrun of Jax and Daxter with special guest Owen Wilson sitting on the couch giving commentary

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 8 месяцев назад +1

      the gdq staff would all simultaneously fall into a three week coma

    • @Jazzypants2007
      @Jazzypants2007 6 дней назад

      @@bloopahVIII Oh NO, anything but that

  • @pokcow01
    @pokcow01 6 лет назад +819

    You ban Owen Wilson from GDQ, you ban me. Wow.

    • @jumbojoshonmolly
      @jumbojoshonmolly 6 лет назад

      what, do you wanna kinkill owen wilson or something?

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 6 лет назад +57

      Yes. I haven't the foggiest clue what that means, but yes.

    • @QJSquall
      @QJSquall 6 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @katawatenshu
      @katawatenshu 6 лет назад +12

      I remember back when I was a child you had to make threats to get banned from things, wow

    • @VeNoM0619
      @VeNoM0619 6 лет назад +6

      Wow, I didn't know so many people played WoW.
      Are you guys horde or alliance?

  • @bucketspree4952
    @bucketspree4952 6 лет назад +51

    honestly the owen wilson jokes were the highlight of the run
    and owen wilson is the kinda guy that would see a clip of those jokes and go
    "wow that's pretty funny, I like that guy's attitude" and then donate $10,000 to GDQ
    a complete fucking shame the organizers can't see that
    Bonesaw for ESA

    • @summ1elz416
      @summ1elz416 6 лет назад +1

      Then why when I parody Owen does he send me cease and desist orders, before quickly devolving to sending me death threats?

  • @horrorshipwreck
    @horrorshipwreck 6 лет назад +926

    2013: the speedrunning event to prevent cancer
    2018: the speedrunning event that became cancer

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +24

      PCF wasn't exactly a great charity for cancer prevention to begin with tbh. Check out their finances and how much they contribute to research (which they claim is very important).

    • @horrorshipwreck
      @horrorshipwreck 6 лет назад +14

      And GDQ claimed that 100% of the donations goes directly to PCF which is a complete lie. How much money actually goes to fighting cancer is probably in the 20-30 percents.

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +12

      To be honest, I think that was likely a mistake by GDQ staff themselves since anyone with a functioning brain would know overhead always exists even in a charitable space. With that said, a woefully low amount of PCF's money goes towards fighting cancer, considering a little over 21% of their total expenses goes towards the aforementioned research (the lion's share goes towards education and awareness, which I've explained in another comment on this video as being less effective than research funding and I really do not want to talk about what community outreach could be).
      Also, what constitutes as an act of effectively fighting cancer depends on audience perception. Prevention certainly is one step towards dealing with cancer but I have to imagine treating people who have a more advanced stage of cancer is also important and would technically be a more significant solution to the problem. In fact, it seems like many donors are under the impression PCF is some sort of blanket cancer charity when they're most definitely not (Cancer Research Institute is superior by a mile) - even the guy who made this video proves it with his closing statement.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 6 лет назад +8

      I like SGDQ better anyway, so good thing SGDQ money goes to Doctors Without Borders.

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +1

      Aye, it's a pretty solid charity with respectable numbers behind it. An absolutely staggering 88+% of expenses goes towards Programs, of which at least 98.5% goes towards a Program that seems to make sense. Sure, it ain't a cancer-related charity, but they do provide a good service with the millions of dollars they pull in.

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 5 лет назад +168

    My reaction when I heard someone got banned for Owen Wilson jokes: Wow

    • @gamma5687
      @gamma5687 5 лет назад +1

      Wow

    • @lazyskull7949
      @lazyskull7949 4 года назад +2

      off-topic. love your Nova picture. miss those guys.

    • @shirakou1
      @shirakou1 4 года назад +2

      @@lazyskull7949 Same dude. Good times ...

    • @nyarthecat8195
      @nyarthecat8195 3 года назад

      he didnt get banned for the owen wilson jokes. obviously

  • @mysticmint1584
    @mysticmint1584 6 лет назад +1195

    I got banned for saying gril in chat 2 years ago

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 6 лет назад +115

      DID YOU JUST TRY TO OBJECTIFY A GIRL?!?!?!?

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 6 лет назад +93

      @@Walter_ DID YOU ASSUME SOMEONE'S GENDER!

    • @Kleinerdeal97
      @Kleinerdeal97 6 лет назад +113

      What is wrong with a gril?
      It's the best meat cooker of the world

    • @jordanwar19
      @jordanwar19 6 лет назад +6

      @@Kleinerdeal97 true

    • @viridian6812
      @viridian6812 6 лет назад +7

      what if you just misspelt "girl"?

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 6 лет назад +1008

    3:39 *(Speedrunner makes joke about AirCanada)*
    *GDQ:* "We are so, SO sorry for this, AirCanada!" (literally what they messaged AirCanada --> 3:55)
    *AirCanada:* "uh... what? I dunno whatchu mean m8, chill."
    Ah, to what level of ridiculousness have we descended...

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 5 лет назад +181

      It's quite some level of arrogance to assume that everyone in existence is watching their stream.

    • @EpicGamer-fl7fn
      @EpicGamer-fl7fn 5 лет назад +140

      @@SiveenO it's not even about the arognace, it's just showing how much of a fucking pussies they actually are, to the point where they apologize for ONE JOKE of somebody that just came to their charity event and wasted their time to play a game.

    • @mikehikes710
      @mikehikes710 5 лет назад +58

      Why on earth would a Airlines Public Relations Department be paying attention to speed running

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 5 лет назад +34

      Dont tweet at airlines saying you are "So, so sorry for this" if you want your front door to stay intact.

    • @DIVAD291
      @DIVAD291 5 лет назад +8

      @@SiveenO It's not really that arrogant because the guy said to Tweet at Air Canada. So if 20 people tweeted at Air Canada in a short amount of time its entirely possible that someone at Air Canada would have noticed it. Maybe I'm underestimating how many people tweet at airlines but If I can underestimate it so can they.
      Just to be clear Im not saying their message was reasonable in any way...Im just saying I don't think it was a sign of arrogance.

  • @Dafastso
    @Dafastso 6 лет назад +612

    "dont do anything that offends anyone" probably the worst thing anyone in charge of anything could possibly say

    • @Enny_Gima
      @Enny_Gima 6 лет назад +49

      I'm offended by GDQ existing.
      Ball's in your court, Matty.

    • @Dafastso
      @Dafastso 6 лет назад +1

      who is matty

    • @Enny_Gima
      @Enny_Gima 6 лет назад +8

      The guy in charge of gdq...?

    • @Dafastso
      @Dafastso 6 лет назад +1

      ...?

    • @michaelbarbosa2696
      @michaelbarbosa2696 6 лет назад +7

      Ironically, at the end of the video we can see that dude sitting on the left telling 2 guys to go kill themselves. If that's not offensive or whatever,then what is? Fucking hypocritical bastard.

  • @PotatNetflix
    @PotatNetflix 5 лет назад +652

    "Don't wear anything political"
    Huh, weird for a GDQ staff member to say this since they are super political

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +143

      Their entire modernist lunacy is entirely political . these people are delusional

    • @dantefloressq
      @dantefloressq 5 лет назад +7

      How

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +186

      @@dantefloressq how is being rabidly pro lgbt and constantly showcasing gender inclusion, feminism etc. Not political? I mean just the very nature of opinions like that are political. You can only be so "unpolitical" politics will seep to some degree everywhere.

    • @dantefloressq
      @dantefloressq 5 лет назад +54

      @@vgamedude12 no that's doing the bare minimum to be a somewhat decent human being. Nothing political about that.

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +190

      @@dantefloressq You only think that's being a "decent human being" because of your politics. Look at human behavior and history outside of the decade for once.
      Also lmao at feminism being required to be a "decent" human being. Thanks for showing my point.

  • @ZaasKenar
    @ZaasKenar 6 лет назад +1343

    GDQ died when they banned fun.

    • @Sheik676
      @Sheik676 6 лет назад +118

      You can't give opinion, it's sub only mode

    • @Totherphoenix
      @Totherphoenix 6 лет назад +20

      sure seems dead considering how empty the crowds are and how little viewers they have
      oh wait

    • @ilzuab8467
      @ilzuab8467 6 лет назад +104

      Totherphoenix Not the popularity died, the good reputation died.

    • @realeques
      @realeques 6 лет назад +1

      what do you mean died.... i mean i agree it is less fun now, but it draws in numbers on paper like never before

    • @reaper9383
      @reaper9383 6 лет назад +6

      Totherphoenix they have bots

  • @pokimek
    @pokimek 6 лет назад +463

    Kinda ironic how GDQ supports Cancer Prevention

    • @Japester702
      @Japester702 6 лет назад +1

      Lots of cancerous comments here and all over the internet.

    • @simonenoli4418
      @simonenoli4418 6 лет назад

      This joke has been made in so many sauces it lost its meaning way before GDQ moved out of the basement

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 6 лет назад +3

      Kevin Ng Ironic, they were destroyed by the very thing they sought to destroy

    • @CFootprints
      @CFootprints 6 лет назад

      BestComment%

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 6 лет назад

      Kinda like that Star Wars prequel meme, huh
      They've become the very thing they swore to destroy.

  • @ValerieHeart
    @ValerieHeart 5 лет назад +59

    A friend who actually introduced me to GDQ was apparently permanently banned from chat and he has no idea why. And he's not the type of guy who would actively troll so it's even more puzzling as to what he did. They don't tell you why.

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 6 лет назад +3226

    Why were Fiona and Shrek playing Uno at the GDQ?

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 6 лет назад +292

      Because they wanted to do a bad Yu-Gi-Oh joke.

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 6 лет назад +93

      Dud, no shit about spikevegeta hes the man. I get why you calling proto shrek tho. Damn I hate that thing. (Proto is neither a man nor a women for me.)

    • @nickmclaren6844
      @nickmclaren6844 6 лет назад +67

      Fuck protomagicalguy

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 6 лет назад +1

      ultrix soma I dunno first time I saw him was on a commentary of some speedrun er on gdq and since then I've watched every speedrun where he commentated cuz he's actually really good at it and sounds Sympathic

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 6 лет назад +22

      Damn, Fiona really let herself go
      and dye her hair blue smh

  • @ConstantThrowing
    @ConstantThrowing 6 лет назад +34

    The cringe of Air Canada being like "u wot m8" was intense.

  • @ahbeef
    @ahbeef 6 лет назад +212

    hey, i was on the couch for the infamous Ape Escape 2 run from AGDQ 2018, you can even see a clip of me on the right being given a maga hat (then immediately taking it off) at 4:55. the run was really fun and im glad ion got to show it off again but the aftermath of that run was absolutely ridiculous. i was fortunate enough to get out of the stream room before anything went down and i avoided any trouble but from talking to PvtCb and cyber in person at the event what they went through was some real bullshit. im glad you got their sides of the story here, seeing sites like kotaku spread misinformation is always frustrating for our small community because theres often very little we can do to set the record straight. i hope this video reaches more people, thank you for doing this.

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 5 лет назад

      It takes a brave man to be on the same couch as Naegleria

    • @trysta73
      @trysta73 5 лет назад

      I'm glad the record was set straight here for everyone on the couch that day, but this vid is probably going to be seen as propaganda by anyone that matters thanks to doing things like misrepresenting the swearing that actually happened as "shut up" or pretending not to know why "triggered" jokes are an issue. There is some real issues happening on both sides of the isles here.

  • @Wolf-bu2eu
    @Wolf-bu2eu 4 года назад +56

    4:31 We’ve been instructed to stop talking about Owen Wilson.
    10 years into the future...
    We’ve been instructed not to breathe so aggressively.

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 6 лет назад +23

    No accountability + vague rules + all rulings are final? That's not a safe space. That's a festering snakepit of corruption.
    And just as an FYI before anyone tries to argue otherwise, I'm not taking a stance on any related issues. I'm just pointing out that there's a problem in general. In theory, this could be used to silence anyone regardless of their views or what they said.

    • @CloneLoli
      @CloneLoli 6 лет назад

      They also do not follow their own rules. (The staff members)

  • @sp3ctum
    @sp3ctum 6 лет назад +38

    To me Bonesaw's run is legendary. The fact that he got banned and all the drama that followed just made it a lot funnier.
    Really good video in my opinion. It's great that these things are coming to light at large.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 6 лет назад +6

      OWEN WILSON IS BEHIND IT ALL, HE RUNS GDQ! I HAVE TO GET THE WORD OUT BEFORE HE- "oh wooooooooow what are you typing there guy"

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 6 лет назад +96

    "Quick! Call the feds! The speedrunners are having... * gulp * FUN!"

  • @dironumberna9804
    @dironumberna9804 5 лет назад +80

    banned for his excessive language...clip shows him saying "shut up" OH NO MY VIRGIN EARS!

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад +1

      @Mallory Fawnfellow The irony is the fact that the left has rolled over so hard they are worse than the "wasps" from the 90s. Funny how that always tends to happen. At least history has shown what happens when that side pushes too hard.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 3 года назад

      @Mallory Fawnfellow I'd expect that kind of language at Denny's but not here!

  • @TheEssentialHughJazz
    @TheEssentialHughJazz 6 лет назад +43

    Bonesaw's Jak and Daxter run was the best thing to come out of GDQ, ever. Just my two cents

    • @hindae085
      @hindae085 6 лет назад +1

      TheEssentialHughJazz Wow! this comment is great!

  • @Rabavilas
    @Rabavilas 6 лет назад +41

    Bonesaw's run is the most entertaining run on agdq i dont understand why they didnt give a pass and just straight up banned him

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 6 лет назад +471

    GDQ: WE NEED TO GROW OUR COMPANY BY ABANDONING OUR MAIN FANBASE
    BRILLIANT

    • @psal8715
      @psal8715 6 лет назад +39

      Sounds like Lucas films.

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 6 лет назад +10

      Both the main comment and that reply are amazing.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 лет назад +1

      EzioAuditore Hey man it worked for Konam- Oh. Ooooohhhhhh... It didn't tho

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 6 лет назад

      Classic corporate prostitution

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 6 лет назад +1

      EVERYTHING SHOULD BE AIMED EXCLUSIVELY TOWARDS TRANSPHOBES

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 5 лет назад +179

    He didn't even mock Owen Wilson, he just mimicked how he spoke. I myself enjoy GDQ videos, but *the people running it are such @$$holes.* I won't support them anymore. I'll find the speedrunner's actual channel instead.

    • @toiletgoblin4424
      @toiletgoblin4424 5 лет назад +2

      wow 😳

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 4 года назад +12

      As it turns out most of the speedrunners getting exposure are these neurotic trans women (i.e. dudes in drag) who feel a need to draw attention to their transition and gender. If you go on GDQ now they have gender pronouns next to names which seems mildly not all that important

    • @ДаниилСтепанов-р1и
      @ДаниилСтепанов-р1и 4 года назад +2

      >>I'll find another good speedrun chanell
      You can check ESA (European Speedrun Association) and etc. (events who not supported by company - which is regulated GDQ - and yes, GDQ now have a media conglomerate)
      You can joke there on speedruns, swears on adequate way(?) and even guys in chat can do that too - even shitpost and whatever...

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 4 года назад +3

      @@ДаниилСтепанов-р1и For sure. I just wish ESA had slightly better production values but either way ESA guys are based af and seemed to be allowed to say what they want within reasonable boundaries

    • @kevinmunguia7381
      @kevinmunguia7381 4 года назад +1

      Monty2289 have u seen them recently?? The break the record live event was actually so well put together, I was impressed

  • @robc6022
    @robc6022 6 лет назад +803

    At 1:55, the "some of you are alright, don't go to x" is a meme popularized by a school shooter who posted the message on 4chan's /r9k/ board the night before shooting up the school.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 6 лет назад +92

      Rob C still a stupid ass thing to do

    • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
      @SteveJonesGamingGWO 6 лет назад +265

      Conor Smith your opinion, I found it fucking funny

    • @robc6022
      @robc6022 6 лет назад +180

      +Conor Smith - I absolutely agree. I was just providing context as to why a otherwise seemingly benign sentence would be taken as a death threat.. If you know the history of "Some of you are alright.." then you know why it is seen as a threat.
      It's definitely a stupid ass thing to do.

    • @TheEnixSquared
      @TheEnixSquared 6 лет назад +71

      Its pretty funny ya goon

    • @robc6022
      @robc6022 6 лет назад +57

      Indeed, it is funny, i think. Maybe we all have sick senses of humor, lol. who cares? 666 shoot drugs and fuck dudes

  • @AlexLong1000
    @AlexLong1000 6 лет назад +70

    You know that Pot of Greed Uno bit could have been really funny if the people delivering it had any charisma or comedic skills at all.

    • @azfanatic44
      @azfanatic44 6 лет назад +11

      AlexLong1000 and no autism

    • @Tejan45
      @Tejan45 6 лет назад +9

      First: If the person holding it didn't reveal it until the played it, that would have helped immensely. The whole time the fact they had a Yu-Gi-Oh card in their hand was apparent.
      Second: Why even use it? The point of Uno is get rid of all your cards, how does drawing 2 cards help you win? There's plenty of funny things you can do involving mixing cards from other games, but at least try to make the sense with the rules. There's even jokes like "I checked it's not listed on the ban list."

    • @ImNotJoshPotter
      @ImNotJoshPotter 6 лет назад +9

      GLOKU
      Unfortunately the venn diagram of people who would make a yugioh joke and those with autism has some serious cross over.

    • @azfanatic44
      @azfanatic44 6 лет назад +2

      ImNotJoshPotter it's just a circle at this point no Venn diagram 😂😂😂

  • @HHog
    @HHog 5 лет назад +310

    I remember getting a lifelong ban from the AGDQ chat for what I assume was me going a bit overboard on using Vargskelethor's "Grand Dad" emote during the run of "Flintstones: Surprise at Dinosaur Peak" at SGDQ 2016. _(note: "7 Grand Dad is a bootleg hack of aforementioned game, featuring a miscoloured Mario on its title screen. The emote depicts said miscoloured Mario.)_ Like, I can understand getting muted for a while, like maybe an hour or a day, but a lifelong ban for spamming emotes is ridiculous. I never bothered watching again. Petty, I know, but half the fun to me in watching these events is participating in chat. And now that they've made chat sub-only, my choice not to look back feels all the more justified.

    • @lordsauron8546
      @lordsauron8546 5 лет назад +71

      If you get banned for "overusing" a daddy Joel meme, then you weren't overusing it in the first place. You deserve a medal!

    • @pepperonipizza8200
      @pepperonipizza8200 5 лет назад +26

      FLEENSTONES?

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 лет назад +9

      Grand dad grand dad ..... what the shit.

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 5 лет назад +14

      Jobel emotes are the best emotes, everyone can fuck off.
      All hail Daddy Jobel :3

    • @kittentheboss2796
      @kittentheboss2796 4 года назад +3

      that's fucking hilarious. You're doing god's work child.

  • @CheepThrillz
    @CheepThrillz 5 лет назад +86

    This is why I like ESA (European Speedrunner Assembly) much more.
    It may not have the high production value that gdq can now afford, but at least the runners can swear and crack jokes.

    • @ShyRanger
      @ShyRanger 4 года назад +6

      Good reasons. I always get frustrated with people who are like "I wish ESA (or some other marathon) was considered more popular and higher tech so it could be big and fun like GDQ" not understanding the cause and effects. At least you seem to have them separated.

  • @Anna-tn6go
    @Anna-tn6go 6 лет назад +709

    “Or maybe it was due to his supposedly excessive swearing during the run .”
    *“- Hey , shut up .”*

    • @Lappelduvideify
      @Lappelduvideify 6 лет назад +25

      Hey said "fuck" four times on a family friendly live stream. I assume that the editor didn't want to play offensive language, but Bonesaw was warned more than once and accepted his punishment without appeal. His live streams are nearly unwatchable because of his language. I swear, sure, frequently and with abandon, but he SWEARS. I'm talking no class preteen on energy drinks trying to be edgy at the mall swearing. He deserved that ban and he knows it.

    • @greenlyyy
      @greenlyyy 6 лет назад +14

      hey family friendly here no swearing

    • @gambi1266
      @gambi1266 6 лет назад +81

      "He said "fuck" 4 times on a family friendly stream", well damn, so it was about once every 40 minutes? And it does not matter how much he swears on his streams. Banning for saying a vulgar word 4 times during a few hours of streaming is just censorship that doesn't serve any purpose. A question one should ask in this case is who is the target audience and why almost no one from actual audience is the target?

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 лет назад +29

      Lappelduvideify In all fairness, if someone is watching a speedrunning event, regardless of charities attached, they are probably familiar with swearing, the internet, and much worse. This event isn't really Friday night football with the folks, it's a hyper specific brand of streaming gameplay. Hell, most casual gamers wouldn't give two shits about speedrunning to begin with

    • @derpatron8889
      @derpatron8889 6 лет назад +1

      Lappelduvideify who cares they are words intact saying them excessively makes them lose meaning.

  • @Thomas-nz4si
    @Thomas-nz4si 5 лет назад +445

    Every time I see that Pot of Greed gag at the beginning, I have to look away.

    • @christopherlopez5134
      @christopherlopez5134 5 лет назад +60

      I haven't watched much GDQ stuff... but damn... every single time I see her, I feel my spine shift with the cringe.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah it's funny when used in the right context but there...there it was nothing but cringe
      And even funny isn't how to describe it, amusing at best maybe?

    • @pepisretro
      @pepisretro 5 лет назад +18

      "You get used to it" -Goblin Slayer

    • @Tremere
      @Tremere 5 лет назад +57

      Christopher Lopez “Her”
      Lol

    • @marcelguillen9235
      @marcelguillen9235 5 лет назад +23

      @@Tremere transphobe

  • @hdog9046
    @hdog9046 6 лет назад +340

    No wonder the runners are being less entertaining and memey, they are basically playing at gunpoint.

    • @Raven_Frame
      @Raven_Frame 6 лет назад +44

      Hendricks Milan
      Yeah, really sucks the fun out of the entire event.

    • @pr0ntab
      @pr0ntab 6 лет назад +5

      Not a great analogy when no one forces them to participate, it's not like they'll lose an endorsement if they boycott it.

    • @joshkary5040
      @joshkary5040 6 лет назад +59

      pr0ntab Well, to an extent it can be. The more years they attend GDQ, the larger name they can make for themselves and their stream, and a lot of streamers (albeit controversially) live off of streaming. Being at GDQ can be equivalent to trying to get a raise at your job, but the manager is the biggest hard ass on the planet.

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 6 лет назад +7

      @Josh Kary This man gets it^

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah 6 лет назад +3

      Uh, agdq 2018 was THE most entertaining year to date and had almost no crap. Sure sounds like gdq knows wtf they are doing.

  • @sioonhho
    @sioonhho 5 лет назад +53

    I remember getting permabanned on their channel earlier this year because I mentioned someone who's username had "forsen" in it. No correlation to Forsen, just happened to have that string of letters. I whispered a mod and they said that the word "forsen" is blacklisted in the chat, and that was why I was banned and that they would not unban me. The person who had said username, got to continue chatting. This encounter makes no sense to me to this day.

    • @travv88
      @travv88 3 года назад +9

      Welcome to left wing authoritarianism. These type of people want to take over politics and corporations and rule us.

    • @MasterLPG
      @MasterLPG 3 года назад

      @@travv88 *Still working as hard as ever to get our rightful President of the United States, Donald John Trump, his place in the White House that was robbed from him by the treasonous democrats now eh trav? Better get ready to do your part and exercise the Second Amendment when the time calls for it, unless you're not a true Republican, that is? ;)*

    • @travv88
      @travv88 3 года назад +2

      @@MasterLPG There is a lot of evidence pointing to the election being stolen.
      I'm sure you're fine with caught on video multiple times child groper Joe Biden being president though.

    • @garybuttherissilent5896
      @garybuttherissilent5896 3 года назад +9

      @@MasterLPG The problem is extreme political correctness Lewis. It's not exclusive one political side, but unfortunately it's much more prevalent with American leftists. I am from the Netherlands, I have an outsider's perspective... The amount of censorship on the left is disproportional.

    • @themeangene
      @themeangene Год назад +3

      Leftists being leftist, yes

  • @PresidentScrooge
    @PresidentScrooge 6 лет назад +44

    The money thing:
    If you read into the financial reports of big charity organisations, almost all have some shady stuff. I went through Peta and WWF financial reports and they both were hiding their true expenses or having unreasonable amount of expenses for several aspects. I recommend everyone to go through them.
    So just saying "they are reputable" or "all charities have expenses" doesn't deny the potential cover-up of zapping the charity money into ones own pockets.

    • @lolxd4386
      @lolxd4386 6 лет назад

      PresidentScrooge j9ntron

    • @PresidentScrooge
      @PresidentScrooge 6 лет назад

      WWF is, though. But sure, go cherrypick.

    • @nilleftw
      @nilleftw 6 лет назад

      Didn't you just say that they were shady and hiding expenses? Thus making them... not that good? I'm nitpicking, but you catch my drift. Being handed money in these quantities with so many workers is bound to have some shady shit go down. Everyone can be crooked, we're all shady, human beings.

    • @PresidentScrooge
      @PresidentScrooge 6 лет назад

      My point exactly. The bigger the charity, the more shady stuff is going on. Just because WWF is considered and seen as reputable and Peta isn't doesn't mean both aren't shady. They are.

    • @shooting6lasers
      @shooting6lasers 6 лет назад +3

      Doctors Without Borders is a front for human trafficking. Even Germany has started lawsuits against this criminal organization.

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад +257

    How is saying "Trigger warning" or "shut up" offensive? What is this, kindergarten?

    • @weaselman710
      @weaselman710 6 лет назад +19

      Gdq is hosted by a bunch of toddlers, didn't you know? All they do is cry about chat being mean to people even though it's what it's known for (and personally the only reason I went to agdq 2018) but now it's crap libtards who can't take anything from anybody, because they care too much about everybodys opinions

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад +1

      Save your salt for dinner mate

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад

      I said save your salt for dinner mate jeeze

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 6 лет назад +4

      "How are we supposed to say its offensive if you warn us beforehand?"

    • @dLzzzgaming
      @dLzzzgaming 6 лет назад

      No, kindergarten allows rough and tumble play, and kids don't cry immediately on "shut up"

  • @lanague6890
    @lanague6890 6 лет назад +223

    "shut up"
    OH NO SO MUCH SWEARING

    • @CrowwreakStevenson
      @CrowwreakStevenson 6 лет назад +7

      he said "fuck" at least 3 times in the actual run

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 6 лет назад +4

      I mean granted he actually did curse a lot, that clip was just to make it humorous. But still, a lot of speedrunners curse regularly, so if they slip up once or a few times it's unreasonable to go "please stop swearing on my Christian server" *ban*

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory 6 лет назад

      Urrcreavesh I don’t believe they mean that without swearing the event is naturally less fun, but rather if a runner is known to swear when they’re having a good time, then has to stop swearing entirely, they could become more focused on not swearing than on having a good time.
      If the runner isn’t having a good time, there’s a good chance their fans won’t, either.

  • @mrsneed420
    @mrsneed420 5 лет назад +332

    Kotaku is not journalism, so glad it’s going out of businesss

    • @unknownkingdom
      @unknownkingdom 4 года назад +2

      Why?

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 4 года назад +2

      But Kotaku has done some great journalism too. Not just that shit.

    • @mrsneed420
      @mrsneed420 4 года назад +19

      André Antunes is beg to differ, almost all gaming journalism is bad and or useless... the reason video games are so shifty rn is because we let journalists talk for us

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 4 года назад +4

      @@mrsneed420 what about the "How Bioware's Anthem Went Wrong", it has exposed some of the industry's shittiest practices.
      Also i swear if you don't consider that journalism, then tell me your definition of it since in my eyes, journalism is to expose truths.

    • @SneedsterSpeedster
      @SneedsterSpeedster 4 года назад +14

      @@artyom2801 A broken clock is right twice a day you fucking moron.

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt 6 лет назад +1019

    Bonesaw is a legend, GDQ died when he was banned.

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 6 лет назад +71

      CCMatt That was probably the biggest mistake they made, and they did nothing to fix it. Just made it worse.

    •  6 лет назад +44

      Waow

    • @xxProjectJxx
      @xxProjectJxx 6 лет назад +78

      But of course they got no problem hosting his run on their youtube channel lmao two faced

    • @carrottoponcrak
      @carrottoponcrak 6 лет назад +5

      Bonesaw seems like the biggest chach. He wasn't even funny

    • @Macswaggens
      @Macswaggens 6 лет назад +61

      Carrot, do you ever get tired of being this wrong?

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 6 лет назад +116

    0:05 Proto should have been banned seeing as Pot of Greed is banned.

    • @soincboom2
      @soincboom2 6 лет назад +20

      Proto should be banned for being that damn ugly

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 6 лет назад +4

      @@soincboom2 its a man, what did you expect?

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 6 лет назад +17

    It still boggles the mind that bonesaw was banned. I heard about the ban, then immediately watched the stream only to but fucking bewildered. I don't think I've ever laughed and enjoyed a speed run as much as that. The couch (especially bald boy) was killer and added to bonesaws comedy perfectly. It was honestly what SGDQ should be about. Guys having fun raising money for charity.

  • @NASCARFAN160
    @NASCARFAN160 4 года назад +23

    5:39 holy shit, I was there in the free-use computer room when the staff dude was giving him that lecture. Felt so uncomfy for that to be happening in public, lol

  • @okey7281
    @okey7281 6 лет назад +512

    the AGDQ 2018 paywall got so bad that some subscribers were acting as "voices" for the "plebs" (non-subscribers). Basically, the non-subscribed users would whisper to the subscribed users what they wanted to say in chat, and so the subscribed users spoke for them.

    • @Mike21908
      @Mike21908 6 лет назад +48

      okey FREE THE PLEBS

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 6 лет назад +81

      I would never support GDQ with money. What they're doing with charity is good and all, but I don't want any money going to them.

    • @igglywompus
      @igglywompus 6 лет назад +1

      I did this - thought sub money went to charity too?

    • @obudanbondon
      @obudanbondon 6 лет назад +36

      Kohlton Miller More than 85% of those funds go to the suits in management and such for those charity companies and not the actual people in need...this is what's ultimately disgusting about charity groups...they barely even donate the received funds to those in need of help
      That is why we've been having hundreds of charity groups for decades now with billions of dollars donated, yet still have world hunger and homeless problems, because of human greediness and naivity on those that choose to donate to such scum organizations, when they can just offer helping hands or a more personal level

    • @0osk
      @0osk 6 лет назад +10

      Trihex was rehosting the stream. Everyone I knew just went there because he let everyone use his chat for it.

  • @aydennuula979
    @aydennuula979 6 лет назад +18

    One thing you could of touched on regarding financial aspects of GDQ is the lack of any form of accommodation or compensation for the runners; the reason people watch! I have seen runners have to RAISE MONEY to afford travel and lounging for the event. The goal is to raise money for charity, I understand that and no runners seem to make a fuss about paying out of pocket, but this highly sponsored event not offering any help at all to these runners doesn't feel right to me. Really great video.

  • @AndrewAJT
    @AndrewAJT 6 лет назад +1311

    Thanks for asking me for my input on the topic, was really nice to work with you for this video :)

    • @Melichor
      @Melichor 6 лет назад +1

      halo

    • @Adam-jn7nc
      @Adam-jn7nc 6 лет назад +2

      psss u guys dont liek GDQ make your own ALT right gdq or whatever

    • @milkgxng
      @milkgxng 6 лет назад

      my OSRS boi
      a q p
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    • @Adam-jn7nc
      @Adam-jn7nc 6 лет назад

      Ur mum ?

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 6 лет назад +4

      @xxjez Saying that the event is held under false pretenses and double standards,IE communication and content, make it alt right? Fair enough. Burden of proofs on you for that one brother. Care to explain that out a bit?

  • @DradthemercenaryXV
    @DradthemercenaryXV 5 лет назад +35

    “we’ve been instructed not to talk about rubber ducks”

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад

      Meanwhile Jimmy's dad is staring at his copy of "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" for the ps2 and throws it in the trash while deleting his footage of his 3 minute run using what he calls the Goddert Rubber Duck glitch.

  • @TheoryCrafter
    @TheoryCrafter 6 лет назад +445

    nobody actually covered this, but "trump" was an instant ban in the chat from sgdq last year, but hillary or clinton wasnt (they set up a blacklist with a bot)

    • @TheoryCrafter
      @TheoryCrafter 6 лет назад +126

      sheep found

    • @joshuadoll9000
      @joshuadoll9000 6 лет назад +155

      Regardless, if they want to stay out of politics as adamantly as they claimed then they should have made it so Hillary and Clinton were on the same levels as Trump. They are obviously skewed to the left and let that bias through in this regard.

    • @DunkinNugget
      @DunkinNugget 6 лет назад +53

      These kinds of moves are the reasons why Trump will win elections in 2020 once again :D

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 6 лет назад +81

      Joe Swaaz Wow. I'm not a fan of Trump either, but that's just stupid and unfairly biased. It would be one thing if they prohibited political arguments in the chat, but the fact that they're only enforcing bans that affect one side of the political spectrum is so shitty.

    • @no_idea8012
      @no_idea8012 6 лет назад +29

      Gabriel Martínez *HURR...*

  • @haunted_xp
    @haunted_xp 6 лет назад +244

    How ironic. An event that's trying to prevent cancer it's becoming the cancer itself.

    • @InternetMonster1
      @InternetMonster1 6 лет назад +1

      UniverseSix Hit Holy frick, I was thinking that exact same quote.

  • @KaeraNeko
    @KaeraNeko 6 лет назад +525

    I don't even need to worry about the sub only chat, because I was permabanned during AGDQ 2015 for writing "Asslevania" during a SotN run. No prior warnings or anything. Some mod must have been in a really bad mood, because I technically didn't even break any of the established chat rules.

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 6 лет назад +8

      You could've been on your phone, which auto capitalises I believe

    • @TheSoapBar23
      @TheSoapBar23 6 лет назад +7

      Same here. It’s whatever chat is retarded anyways.

    • @newironside
      @newironside 6 лет назад +131

      I got banned for saying CNN is fake news

    • @SolidSnake684
      @SolidSnake684 6 лет назад +26

      Shame cause it was a genuinely chuckle worthy comment too, something GDQ doesn't produce much of

    • @Youtubeuser797
      @Youtubeuser797 6 лет назад +69

      Permabans are fucking retarded. Like what if you go on a stream years later and you forgot that you got banned a long time ago and can’t type. the longest ban should be a year

  • @Spellweaver5
    @Spellweaver5 2 года назад +7

    The sad part is, no amount of valid criticism seems to have any effect.

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 6 лет назад +30

    Banned for a year for joking about Owen Wilson.
    wow

    • @MalahkAngel
      @MalahkAngel 6 лет назад +4

      I thought you were gonna say "wow". Color me disappointed.

    • @dannuman6510
      @dannuman6510 6 лет назад

      UnderratedBreakfast Jack and daxter by bonesaw. It's the funniest speedrun ever

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo 6 лет назад

      Wow. Good idea

    • @illuminatea6868
      @illuminatea6868 6 лет назад

      Well to be fair that's not the full story

    • @UnenviableBacon
      @UnenviableBacon 6 лет назад +1

      He was banned for not stopping the jokes when told to by the staff, hence breaking the rules of GDQ. Still one of the best runs in GDQ history though

  • @Drknow1984
    @Drknow1984 6 лет назад +19

    "Wow" - Owen Wilson while watching this, 2018

  • @rayz0rxxx
    @rayz0rxxx 6 лет назад +296

    how do you prevent cancer when your stream is cancer??

    • @Poet482
      @Poet482 6 лет назад +17

      k bye
      Fucking this. Bump this up with likes guys.

    • @TheAnonymousGamer4
      @TheAnonymousGamer4 6 лет назад

      🤔

    • @raymondobrien3130
      @raymondobrien3130 6 лет назад

      k bye
      When the year comes where GDQ is no longer a thing will Cancer have prevented itself?

  • @00F
    @00F 10 месяцев назад +6

    They basically turned into a bunch of sore Reddit mods. Very sad what GDQ has become

  • @Daniel6254
    @Daniel6254 6 лет назад +16

    Bonesaw was the most entertaining speedrun i've ever saw. We will sadly never experience something like that again on GDQ.

  • @jashloseher578
    @jashloseher578 6 лет назад +81

    What's next? "Oh NO, someone made an okay hand gesture! BANBANBAN!"

    • @MissRora
      @MissRora 6 лет назад +14

      "He drank milk on camera! Fetch the banhammer!"

  • @AuroraNemoia
    @AuroraNemoia 6 лет назад +33

    Bonesaw is a GDQ hero, I loved his run so much.

  • @thisguy4505
    @thisguy4505 3 года назад +80

    Once GDQ started requiring pronouns in the name for every person, I was done.

    • @coomfard5771
      @coomfard5771 2 года назад +25

      It got so much worse, there was a massive man-women only block that lasted like half a day. The cucking is at an all time high.

    • @Km-qo6ex
      @Km-qo6ex Год назад +2

      @@coomfard5771 Man-woman only block?

    • @gamerx4597
      @gamerx4597 Год назад

      unfortunately the sad reality this day and age is the transgender community has a bad habit of getting easily offended if their pronouns are mis represented..calling it rude and whatever else
      its like your teacher spelling your name wrong..oh time to ban the teacher right?..
      its not the transgender thats the issue..its the maturity level they display

  • @lucaslemoine
    @lucaslemoine 6 лет назад +28

    I'm surprised you didn't touch more on the Bonesaw577 run. They posted his run, which became the most viewed run in GDQs, then they removed it because of all of the comments, but then reuploaded it to keep the ad revenue going. It is hypocritical to ban the runner, but continue to make money off of his run.

  • @PillowyMound
    @PillowyMound 6 лет назад +357

    The last thing I would do is donate to a service like GDQ.
    If I want to donate I would donate *directly* to the prevent cancer foundation, why should I pay the staff so they can make a living screwing speedrunners over?

    • @deekay336
      @deekay336 6 лет назад +42

      donating into the open public is just so you can get props on donating.

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 6 лет назад +9

      Could always count on Uncle Phil to spread his wisdom

    • @gJonii
      @gJonii 6 лет назад +3

      Your donation goes directly to the charity regardless. If you donate through GDQ, you however get to send message to be read and participate in voting

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +9

      @@gJonii You can send donations directly to the charity with a message enclosed. There, the people you're actually donating to gets the benefit of reading it.

    • @smeatar
      @smeatar 6 лет назад +11

      @@deekay336 The one benefit I can see is that more people are encouraged to donate when they see other people donating

  • @ErizotDread
    @ErizotDread 6 лет назад +34

    At this point, if I was a runner and I got banned from this, I'm not sure how upset I would be. It would be like being upset that I got kicked out of a sewer and was told I couldn't hang out there anymore. I'm not seeing a downside there! lol

    • @Lappelduvideify
      @Lappelduvideify 6 лет назад

      Some don't. I think that Bonesaw was pretty much done. The problem is that runners get massive hits fans to their Twitch channels. One person that i watched had a 2,000 percent increase in viewers from one showing at a GDQ. That said quality goes down, they still try to interact with their fans but they can't because of the size and the runs are just load - die - read chat - laugh - load - die again ... ad infinum.

  • @kiddhkane
    @kiddhkane 5 лет назад +17

    Bonesaw's ban was where it all started in my opinion.

  • @askmiller
    @askmiller 6 лет назад +78

    bonesaw's j&d run is still one of my favorite runs they've ever had in gdq. I'm never one to believe in conspiracies, so what I think happened to gdq is the same thing that happens to most conventions. There is a vocal minority of people who are involved in these events who essentially take over them. You see these people running clubs at colleges all the time. The person who in an effort to prevent people from being offended, makes everything sound offensive. The average person is not interested in running a large event for free, so what you get are these people who do it because they think there is a lot of injustices in the world that they need to combat. Why show a bunch of trans people in the there? Because they think it's the right thing to do. There's a reason we call them social justice warriors. They literally think they are fighting for social justice, when in reality they're just creating hostile environments.

    • @Outplayedqt
      @Outplayedqt 6 лет назад +16

      askmiller As a post-grad student who created the first student investment club at my uni and watched it fall apart within 2 years, along with meeting other organization leaders, wow you’re spot on. Haven’t thought of it that way before.

    • @askmiller
      @askmiller 6 лет назад +7

      Urrcreavesh if you think pointing out that people who run these events often try to combat injustices is a conspiracy then you don't know what that word means. They often literally say so if you ask them. It's not a secret, it's not a conspiracy, it's exactly what they say they're doing. Yes, not all, ( my telepathy senses you likely to argue) but I'm not talking about all, but the trend. The problem with them making hostile environments is essentially the exact same reason cultural relativism doesn't work. Most good people are not trying to actively offend anyone, but to scale that to any significant size causes issues where two groups get offended by the opposite things and you're forced to pick a side. As a result of trying to appease everyone, you inevitably enter fights and cause people stress of trying to avoid saying anything that could be perceived as an attack from anyone for any reason.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 6 лет назад +5

      It happens in charities, charitable trusts, businesses, and more. Just look at Google and Firefox. Google WILL have its employees persecute you if you aren't in full 1000% agreement with the company approved views. And Firefox fired a CEO for having one opinion that wasn't PC.

  • @Koop784
    @Koop784 6 лет назад +129

    At this point, it's an enormous cringe-fest; I don't even tune in anymore. If there's a particularly interesting run, I'll just look up the speedrunner's channel later for something that isn't gonna be bogged down with a laundry list of rules and regulations.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 6 лет назад +133

    No fun allowed.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 6 лет назад

      These are games.

  • @cymo2433
    @cymo2433 2 года назад +7

    ah post 2015 GGDQ where everything triggers the people with 51 genders and where "shut up" is swearing