Games Done Quick (to ban everyone)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • Games Done Quick has grown immensely throughout the years and has become the most well known event for speedrunners. However, the staff and management of GDQ has become more and more strict over time as well, banning many players for unknown or completely absurd reasons. Most recently, ADGQ 2018 has gone a step further with a heavily censored, sub only mode chat on the twitch stream, which gets well over a hundred thousand live viewers. What's been going on and why have these extreme measure been put into place? I dug deep to find answers.
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @relix7373
    @relix7373 5 лет назад +4145

    Lol that air canada response was hilarious.
    "I'm so sorry for the insults"
    "I don't even know you"

    • @Rose-ez7yn
      @Rose-ez7yn 5 лет назад +228

      "I took everything from you."
      "I don't even know who you are."

    • @eduardorpg64
      @eduardorpg64 5 лет назад +90

      To be fair, I don't think that many Air Canada employees even know what speedrunning is.

    • @CuppaKofe
      @CuppaKofe 5 лет назад +56

      "I feel sorry for you"
      "I don't think about you at all"

    • @xRedx0
      @xRedx0 5 лет назад +8

      Air Canada like what the problem?

    • @whydoesthischannelexist5429
      @whydoesthischannelexist5429 5 лет назад +135

      GDQ really thinking they are a major player lol

  • @SingeScorcher
    @SingeScorcher 4 года назад +1291

    Funny how they ban someone for Owen Wilson "Wow" jokes, when Owen himself is fully aware of the jokes and tends to lean into them on Twitter. It's almost as if the professional comedy actor enjoys that people find him funny.

  • @Pepsitheman
    @Pepsitheman 5 лет назад +1265

    Pot of greed is the worst card to have in uno

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 года назад +1

      First reply.

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 4 года назад +24

      Nah, if you draw into a Draw 4 then you went +3 (assuming it's 1v1).

    • @galaktikpotato9318
      @galaktikpotato9318 4 года назад +4

      What does that do anyways?

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 4 года назад +54

      @@galaktikpotato9318 So, imagine you have five cards in your hand. One of them is Pot of Greed. You activate Pot of Greed, and now you're -1 for that play (one less card in-hand). Then, you draw two cards, and you wind up with a net +1. You used one card, and gained two. It's a concept referred to as 'card advantage', and can give you a broad strokes idea of how economical or wasteful your plays are.

    • @BigBossZUCO
      @BigBossZUCO 4 года назад +3

      Why? What does it do?

  • @solid_soap9132
    @solid_soap9132 5 лет назад +4231

    Donation:
    "my grandpa died two hours ago"
    **audience claps**

    • @exhaviero4186
      @exhaviero4186 5 лет назад +260

      Runner smiles

    • @andrebenoit404
      @andrebenoit404 5 лет назад +226

      @@exhaviero4186 then gets banned lol

    • @exhaviero4186
      @exhaviero4186 5 лет назад +8

      @@andrebenoit404 Except i'm not the runner.

    • @ShakerGER
      @ShakerGER 5 лет назад +136

      @@exhaviero4186 Nobody thought that

    • @exhaviero4186
      @exhaviero4186 5 лет назад +4

      @@ShakerGER good

  • @stampfertnilpfert4485
    @stampfertnilpfert4485 5 лет назад +1944

    “His excessive swearing”
    “Shut up”
    I never knew that’s a swear.

    • @gatagoslow134
      @gatagoslow134 5 лет назад +107

      when you catch someone saying heck *looks like we have a sinner for dinner*

    • @picturesqueshadow4248
      @picturesqueshadow4248 5 лет назад

      Stampfert Nilpfert schießen sie auf meinem Gesicht

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 5 лет назад +11

      @@gatagoslow134 Welcome to GDQ

    • @Van-Leo
      @Van-Leo 5 лет назад +20

      icarly is now banned from speed running.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 5 лет назад +8

      I can't fathom the way these people think

  • @iamconfusion5323
    @iamconfusion5323 5 лет назад +1506

    Speedrunner: *literally exhales*
    "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 5 лет назад +60

      Speedrunner: exists
      GDQ: "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 лет назад +23

      Speedrunner:*consumes a buttermilk chicken sandwich*
      "We are getting confirmation from GDQ staff that you should, indeed, not do that."

    • @starcoloneldunadansonoft501
      @starcoloneldunadansonoft501 5 лет назад +20

      *Pauses game, turns around*
      "And I am getting confirmation from my common sense, of which I possess more in one pinky TOEnail than they do collectively, that GDQ staff should, indeed, shut their whore mouths."
      *Remove headset, drop like a microphone, walk out like a baller*

    • @letusdebatenow
      @letusdebatenow 4 года назад +1

      @i am confusion is there an exhale that isn't "literal"?

    • @sola7112
      @sola7112 4 года назад +2

      @@letusdebatenow Yes, metaphorically. As in letting go of something that's stressing you out. People are just the worst.

  • @CottonBollBat
    @CottonBollBat 5 лет назад +2231

    "Excessive swearing"
    "Shut up, just shut up *giggle*"

    • @unk0wn367
      @unk0wn367 5 лет назад +167

      Bro I'm telling mom on you

    • @gabishgab9150
      @gabishgab9150 5 лет назад +15

      I’m tellong your mem!1!!1!1!!

    • @b0ltun0
      @b0ltun0 5 лет назад +51

      *SORRY SIR, THIS IS A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R SO NO SWEARING*

    • @hayleyscomet3447
      @hayleyscomet3447 4 года назад +6

      Marbles *captain America swoops in* “LANGUAGE!”

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 4 года назад

      @@b0ltun0 heck

  • @momoniji6439
    @momoniji6439 5 лет назад +689

    "Swear word"
    *Says shut up*

  • @Tyler-le6ry
    @Tyler-le6ry 5 лет назад +3042

    GDQ is like RUclips, we hate the people that run it, but we love the people that contribute.

    • @selka1661
      @selka1661 5 лет назад +72

      Yup one of my favorite runners has to be TMR or The Mexican Runner

    • @salmonbelmont7758
      @salmonbelmont7758 5 лет назад +37

      I never thought about it that way

    • @darthvader1515
      @darthvader1515 5 лет назад +2

      Word.

    • @selka1661
      @selka1661 5 лет назад +1

      @Mitchell Turcot ok

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 5 лет назад +16

      Let's be a bit more clear here. We don't hate the people that run RUclips. We hate the algorithms RUclips's dev team has created to do their job for them so they don't have to spend money on it, which in turn, makes the entire system fundamentally flawed.

  • @keegeebee5392
    @keegeebee5392 5 лет назад +3728

    "we have a screenshot of you wearing a MAGA hat!" "may I see it?" "no."

    • @tails183
      @tails183 5 лет назад +157

      Kee Gee, AGDQ is on fire!

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 5 лет назад +219

      @@tails183 No, Phoenix, it's just the northern lights.

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 5 лет назад +19

      @@DWN037 This would be funny if GDQ wasn't hosted in California where the Northern Lights literally can't be seen.

    • @zackadiax2414
      @zackadiax2414 5 лет назад +55

      @@TaIathar wooosh

    • @flental6708
      @flental6708 5 лет назад +142

      @@TaIathar An aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of California, localized entirely within your meeting hall?!

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 5 лет назад +598

    *speed runs dk64*
    *Is banned for the violent lyrics in the monkey rap*

    • @goombafang3210
      @goombafang3210 5 лет назад +36

      carl Carrington someone: for his neutral special, he wields a gun.
      gdq: we are getting confirmation from the gdq staff that you should not do that.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 4 года назад +23

      Sakurai : Joker wields a gun.
      *GDQ then banned Smash Ultimate*

    • @walkinginternetstereotype80
      @walkinginternetstereotype80 4 года назад +17

      "Lanky Kong has what face?"
      *B A N N E D*

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 4 года назад +9

      *Mario 64*
      *Speed Runs it*
      *Banned for animal abuse and sexism (Peach being a victim)* xD

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 4 года назад +7

      "If he [Redacted] ya, it's gonna [Redacted]"

  • @MudkipPog
    @MudkipPog 5 лет назад +952

    Lmao that screencap of them apologizing profusely as if their whole business was about to be destroyed because one guy made a mild comment about the company and they literally had no idea what they were talking about lmao.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 5 лет назад +52

      I think Air Canada would have loved the attention, not that it would have hurt them lol

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 года назад +14

      It seemed like something was missing from that whole ordeal, and I realized it was the million obnoxious "Canadians r nice x333" comments if it were reversed.

    • @PiroKUSS
      @PiroKUSS 3 года назад

      lmao yeah like lmao lmao

  • @jamesadigue4627
    @jamesadigue4627 6 лет назад +3234

    G- Got
    D- Demonitized
    Q- Quick

    • @retardsauce6323
      @retardsauce6323 6 лет назад +31

      Holy shit that was quick

    • @ProdigyGirlGaming
      @ProdigyGirlGaming 6 лет назад +17

      I got an ad

    • @r0b0hobo
      @r0b0hobo 6 лет назад +16

      Prodigy Girl Gaming GDQ is probably getting the ad money

    • @Catsaclysm
      @Catsaclysm 6 лет назад +37

      Nice to see Glink step into the speedrunning world finally, and to get a WR Demonetization on one of his first attempts is impressive!

    • @DandySoleil
      @DandySoleil 6 лет назад +1

      Slow Turtle Superb

  • @Boxsteam
    @Boxsteam 5 лет назад +1154

    "Bonesaw could have been banned for excessive swearing"
    *"shut up, just shut up"*
    Is GDQ a 5 year old?

    • @markotik75
      @markotik75 5 лет назад +15

      v Gold 25 times in fact 😉

    • @markotik75
      @markotik75 5 лет назад +6

      v Gold Yeah, I agree but I guess with how big the events are getting, having someone shout out “mother fucker” every few minutes is a bit much. To be honest, I’m not sure where I’m going with this - as I’m typing it, it does seem way too harsh.
      I think it’s probably more to do with how often he was warned about it, then telling them that he was “really fucking sorry” lol.
      I still love the GDQ events and last summers SGDQ was awesome fun - it’s just a pity it’s run by a twat 😂

    • @clownworld8095
      @clownworld8095 5 лет назад +1

      no, its a woman
      its hard to tell between the two...

    • @loki.odinson
      @loki.odinson 5 лет назад

      Wow...

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 4 года назад

      Yes.

  • @stanislaviliev6305
    @stanislaviliev6305 4 года назад +343

    The same old story of something great made by a group of friends for having fun while helping others turned into a corporate cash grab after becoming popular.

    • @UltimatePhantasm
      @UltimatePhantasm 4 года назад +34

      History is quite repetitive that way, sadly.

    • @1313eable
      @1313eable 4 года назад +3

      Except that they don't make money from the donations at all. So, what cash grab?

    • @luismaldonado5519
      @luismaldonado5519 4 года назад +17

      @@1313eable ruclips.net/video/bG6hPJpxzm4/видео.html

    • @ShyRanger
      @ShyRanger 3 года назад +5

      Take out "cash grab" and this statement is accurate.

    • @peterpeterson4800
      @peterpeterson4800 3 года назад +10

      Well, corporate and LGBTQ+QUEWRIOÜAKBFJ, feminists, SJWs etc., really.
      Same thing happened to the German hacker club CCC, and the German political party that wanted more free speech, more generous and fair copyright, less surveilance and censorship etc. on the internet, the Pirate Party.

  • @dytallixx1268
    @dytallixx1268 5 лет назад +537

    I got banned for saying "boring"

  • @TheGunmanChannel
    @TheGunmanChannel 6 лет назад +6022

    It used to be about the speed man

    • @Black-Dawg-Jesus
      @Black-Dawg-Jesus 6 лет назад +396

      Now it's about PC culture and if you're trans/lgbtq/gender-sick or whatever. Your commentary or actual skill doesn't matter anymore.

    • @colynrobinson212
      @colynrobinson212 6 лет назад +205

      Now it's all about the speed of becoming a man
      Or woman.. That joke didn't ring as good though.

    • @flysisblue4450
      @flysisblue4450 6 лет назад +155

      LGBT done cringe.

    • @jamiehoward6505
      @jamiehoward6505 6 лет назад +34

      Rip 2013 agdq

    • @Bluecrimson217
      @Bluecrimson217 6 лет назад +202

      transition any%

  • @TandJgaming
    @TandJgaming 2 года назад +41

    There’s nothing more embarrassing than apologizing profusely to someone who has no idea who you are at all

  • @wschmrdr
    @wschmrdr 5 лет назад +354

    A little bullied gamer finally got some power, and intends to wield it with impunity.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 4 года назад +20

      Pretty much yeah.

    • @scoreunder
      @scoreunder 4 года назад +7

      Gamers have risen up

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 4 года назад +6

      just likw twitch , theyve gone mad with power

    • @YK36Deadezio
      @YK36Deadezio Год назад

      Nope...
      they self-intimidated themselves in their mediocrity, and therefore it is believed legitimate to do the same to others..
      Even pokemon scarlet and purple.... manage to understand the intimidation, and the reverse.

    • @Km-qo6ex
      @Km-qo6ex Год назад +1

      @@YK36Deadezio what?

  • @sullivanstockwell2766
    @sullivanstockwell2766 6 лет назад +559

    “We’ve just been instructed to stop talking about Owen Wilson.”

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 6 лет назад +31

      I bet Owen is a sad Wells now that people can't say anything about him in speedruns.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 6 лет назад +16

      wow

    • @CSickmann
      @CSickmann 6 лет назад +11

      WOW! Look at this snake!

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 лет назад

      Good thing

    • @Gozokukolat
      @Gozokukolat 6 лет назад

      Wow

  • @omnipresentsnowflake4698
    @omnipresentsnowflake4698 5 лет назад +2297

    "My grandfather has died..." *Clap clap clap clap*
    I love it

    • @cedeuxric2531
      @cedeuxric2531 5 лет назад +72

      Yeah; bad timing. (They likely were clapping because the speed runner finished the race.

    • @pip4349
      @pip4349 5 лет назад +100

      "My grandpa died two hours ago from 3 different types of cancer"
      *Gdq staff holds up sign that says applause*

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +66

      *everyone gets banned for bad timing.*

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 лет назад +7

      I guess gdq wasn't fast enough 😥

    • @FlorianNexuzZ
      @FlorianNexuzZ 5 лет назад +16

      Whole audience banned

  • @PotatNetflix
    @PotatNetflix 5 лет назад +652

    "Don't wear anything political"
    Huh, weird for a GDQ staff member to say this since they are super political

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +143

      Their entire modernist lunacy is entirely political . these people are delusional

    • @dantefloressq
      @dantefloressq 5 лет назад +7

      How

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +186

      @@dantefloressq how is being rabidly pro lgbt and constantly showcasing gender inclusion, feminism etc. Not political? I mean just the very nature of opinions like that are political. You can only be so "unpolitical" politics will seep to some degree everywhere.

    • @dantefloressq
      @dantefloressq 5 лет назад +54

      @@vgamedude12 no that's doing the bare minimum to be a somewhat decent human being. Nothing political about that.

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 5 лет назад +190

      @@dantefloressq You only think that's being a "decent human being" because of your politics. Look at human behavior and history outside of the decade for once.
      Also lmao at feminism being required to be a "decent" human being. Thanks for showing my point.

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex Год назад +19

    Could you imagine if there was a rival to GDQ and during their first big event they brought out Bonesaw577 to do a speedrun of Jax and Daxter with special guest Owen Wilson sitting on the couch giving commentary

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 5 месяцев назад

      the gdq staff would all simultaneously fall into a three week coma

  • @PlazyFella
    @PlazyFella 6 лет назад +601

    "Wow."
    BANNED FOR 1 YEAR.

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 6 лет назад +7

      Waow.

    • @Khaisz.
      @Khaisz. 6 лет назад

      wow

    • @info7414
      @info7414 6 лет назад

      Weow

    • @greenlyyy
      @greenlyyy 6 лет назад

      w

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 5 лет назад

      The Lazygineer Returns a year later.
      Announcer: "And now he will be speedrunning Jak II!"
      "Wow."

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +2539

    You walk into your bedroom, and there's an oiled up, super slippery supermodel. They pull out a power strip. What do you do?

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 6 лет назад +550

      I've seen action movies this chick probably knows shit on me and I ain't gonna leave alive anyway so it's either make a move or die trying.
      I stutter over all my words, stumble across the room and before I could even touch her I slip on some of the oil on the floor and die from shock.

    • @foob420
      @foob420 6 лет назад +839

      Ban them from GDQ

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 6 лет назад +92

      Nerd City plug it back in and have her lick the strip.

    • @wawathulu5637
      @wawathulu5637 6 лет назад +472

      First i have to call the United States military because i found oil.

    • @draggy76
      @draggy76 6 лет назад +21

      B to blow is clearly the answer.... That or Dennis.

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 5 лет назад +168

    My reaction when I heard someone got banned for Owen Wilson jokes: Wow

    • @gamma5687
      @gamma5687 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @lazyskull7949
      @lazyskull7949 4 года назад +2

      off-topic. love your Nova picture. miss those guys.

    • @shirakou1
      @shirakou1 4 года назад +2

      @@lazyskull7949 Same dude. Good times ...

    • @nyarthecat8195
      @nyarthecat8195 3 года назад

      he didnt get banned for the owen wilson jokes. obviously

  • @sonic7270
    @sonic7270 5 лет назад +373

    Hhmm, this video got recommended to me after I saw a video that a spongebob battle for bikini bottom speed runner named SHiFT got banned for GDQ 2019 recently for something that happened quite a while back...
    Maybe it’s time to make a new video about the banned runners of recent

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 5 лет назад +11

      OMG SHiFT got banned?
      How could they

    • @wolfhoodlum1789
      @wolfhoodlum1789 5 лет назад

      How did Shift get banned?

    • @punkducky69
      @punkducky69 5 лет назад +24

      @@wolfhoodlum1789 He said naughty words to a special snowflake who cried until they got their way. Usual BS.

    • @wolfhoodlum1789
      @wolfhoodlum1789 5 лет назад +20

      @@punkducky69 Yeah I looked it up now. That troll sounded real shitty, though I don't like that Shift used the f word. But he apologized and admitted it was inappropriate so he shouldn't be banned over it, that's an overreaction considering the context.

    • @humblebee4157
      @humblebee4157 5 лет назад

      hah same

  • @davidtodd3809
    @davidtodd3809 6 лет назад +888

    “Shut up dude, just shut up.”
    *E X C E S S I V E*
    *S W E A R I N G*

    • @imatreebelieveme6094
      @imatreebelieveme6094 6 лет назад +93

      I watched it, he did do a lot of actual swearing. It was still the funniest run in the history of gdq tho :'D

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 6 лет назад +32

      [ Hush ] to be fair he was exhausted and jet lagged and was in a fun mood because everyone was having a good time. It's very easy to forget you can't swear and say fuck a few times when you die. He was apologetic and I do believe it was on accident

    • @pagle958
      @pagle958 6 лет назад +7

      Oh by the way that run was on in the late night / early morning if I recall correctly. Basically everyone was pretty loose by that time anyway

    • @Pimpeaux
      @Pimpeaux 6 лет назад +16

      Bonesaw dropped the 'F-bomb' twice throughout the run. That's about it.
      Everyone claims it's three, but I can't for the life of me find the last one. I like to pretend that GDQ has a shred of dignity left, so I doubt that was the culprit behind his barring.

    • @jwalcheski
      @jwalcheski 6 лет назад +5

      I ban hem I ban hem

  • @nonethewiser4431
    @nonethewiser4431 5 лет назад +2680

    ok, have to get this off my chest, why does the blue headed woman play the pot of greed at the start? the objective of uno is to end up with no cards not more.

    • @Kirby950
      @Kirby950 5 лет назад +708

      NONEtheWISER cause it’s for le epic maymays

    • @Ineedanaccountnow0
      @Ineedanaccountnow0 5 лет назад +471

      To be fair, if you were stuck with a pot of greed in your hand, you would be forced to play it eventually

    • @MintyITG
      @MintyITG 5 лет назад +210

      not only that, but the reverse card actually doesn't skip the other player's turn in a 2 player game, it only reverses the turn order.
      Edit: actually the reverse card just becomes a skip in 2p games.
      Thanks RUclips comments

    • @Kirby950
      @Kirby950 5 лет назад +146

      Minty Swinson it’s basically a skip in two player mode because it reverses the turn back to you. It’s in the rules

    • @retrace
      @retrace 5 лет назад +311

      because it's a blue headed man

  • @ValerieHeart
    @ValerieHeart 5 лет назад +58

    A friend who actually introduced me to GDQ was apparently permanently banned from chat and he has no idea why. And he's not the type of guy who would actively troll so it's even more puzzling as to what he did. They don't tell you why.

  • @dironumberna9804
    @dironumberna9804 5 лет назад +81

    banned for his excessive language...clip shows him saying "shut up" OH NO MY VIRGIN EARS!

    • @a-history-nerd
      @a-history-nerd 4 года назад

      Diron Umberna Todd/Rod Flanders: Ow my freaking ears!

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад +1

      @@a-history-nerd The irony is the fact that the left has rolled over so hard they are worse than the "wasps" from the 90s. Funny how that always tends to happen. At least history has shown what happens when that side pushes too hard.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 3 года назад

      @@a-history-nerd I'd expect that kind of language at Denny's but not here!

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 6 лет назад +3926

    If someone bans you and isn't required to tell you why...I consider that the worst form of censorship.

    • @LiliaTheSuccubus
      @LiliaTheSuccubus 6 лет назад +13

      Destiny 2?

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 лет назад +209

      I think being assassinated by a shadow government operation for whistleblowing or dissident behavior would probably trump that, but yeah, I feel ya.

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 лет назад +7

      I deserve nothing but Catastrophic diseases Pun not intended, but definitely applicable.

    • @antediluvianspy5371
      @antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад +16

      It is their private environment. That's how it works.

    • @antediluvianspy5371
      @antediluvianspy5371 6 лет назад +19

      How is that anywhere near the worst form of censorship? Wtf are you 12?

  • @MrGameguyC
    @MrGameguyC 5 лет назад +624

    Remember when the biggest controversy was saving the animals in Super Metroid...

    • @drackoex
      @drackoex 5 лет назад +51

      Wait till PETA gets in on the gdq ranks

    • @SleepinGriffin
      @SleepinGriffin 5 лет назад +39

      @@drackoex They'd still vote to kill the animals to keep them from being suffocated in a tight spaceship...

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 лет назад +31

      @@SleepinGriffin no they'd personally and gladly murder every single animal in brutal ways

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +5

      Or picking your starter Pokemon

    • @SuperTrollMan64
      @SuperTrollMan64 5 лет назад +3

      What about metroid fusions ending

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 5 лет назад +179

    He didn't even mock Owen Wilson, he just mimicked how he spoke. I myself enjoy GDQ videos, but *the people running it are such @$$holes.* I won't support them anymore. I'll find the speedrunner's actual channel instead.

    • @toiletgoblin4424
      @toiletgoblin4424 4 года назад +2

      wow 😳

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 4 года назад +12

      As it turns out most of the speedrunners getting exposure are these neurotic trans women (i.e. dudes in drag) who feel a need to draw attention to their transition and gender. If you go on GDQ now they have gender pronouns next to names which seems mildly not all that important

    • @user-ss6co6vj5f
      @user-ss6co6vj5f 4 года назад +2

      >>I'll find another good speedrun chanell
      You can check ESA (European Speedrun Association) and etc. (events who not supported by company - which is regulated GDQ - and yes, GDQ now have a media conglomerate)
      You can joke there on speedruns, swears on adequate way(?) and even guys in chat can do that too - even shitpost and whatever...

    • @Monty2289
      @Monty2289 4 года назад +3

      @@user-ss6co6vj5f For sure. I just wish ESA had slightly better production values but either way ESA guys are based af and seemed to be allowed to say what they want within reasonable boundaries

    • @kevinmunguia7381
      @kevinmunguia7381 4 года назад +1

      Monty2289 have u seen them recently?? The break the record live event was actually so well put together, I was impressed

  • @sioonhho
    @sioonhho 5 лет назад +53

    I remember getting permabanned on their channel earlier this year because I mentioned someone who's username had "forsen" in it. No correlation to Forsen, just happened to have that string of letters. I whispered a mod and they said that the word "forsen" is blacklisted in the chat, and that was why I was banned and that they would not unban me. The person who had said username, got to continue chatting. This encounter makes no sense to me to this day.

    • @travv88
      @travv88 3 года назад +9

      Welcome to left wing authoritarianism. These type of people want to take over politics and corporations and rule us.

    • @MasterLPG
      @MasterLPG 3 года назад

      @@travv88 *Still working as hard as ever to get our rightful President of the United States, Donald John Trump, his place in the White House that was robbed from him by the treasonous democrats now eh trav? Better get ready to do your part and exercise the Second Amendment when the time calls for it, unless you're not a true Republican, that is? ;)*

    • @travv88
      @travv88 3 года назад +2

      @@MasterLPG There is a lot of evidence pointing to the election being stolen.
      I'm sure you're fine with caught on video multiple times child groper Joe Biden being president though.

    • @garybuttherissilent5896
      @garybuttherissilent5896 3 года назад +9

      @@MasterLPG The problem is extreme political correctness Lewis. It's not exclusive one political side, but unfortunately it's much more prevalent with American leftists. I am from the Netherlands, I have an outsider's perspective... The amount of censorship on the left is disproportional.

    • @themeangene
      @themeangene 9 месяцев назад +3

      Leftists being leftist, yes

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 6 лет назад +740

    Nothing like playing Pot of Greed in a game where you're supposed to remove all cards in your hand.

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 6 лет назад +34

      So youre saying Exodia or Dark Magician Girl wont win me the game?

    • @when7573
      @when7573 6 лет назад +4

      was getting a Blue-Eyes White Dragon really that hard? or even a Sparks?

    • @thegoodoldays911
      @thegoodoldays911 6 лет назад +97

      Gabriel Martínez Except it's not funny. It's just overwhelmingly stupid.

    • @Daedivh
      @Daedivh 6 лет назад +58

      Not to mention cringy.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 6 лет назад +31

      If they really wanted to do a Yu-gi-oh reference they should have used something like Allure of Darkness. Also the acting during it was really terrible.

  • @claire4708
    @claire4708 6 лет назад +556

    new gdq category
    ban%

    • @plagueincandglitch776
      @plagueincandglitch776 6 лет назад +4

      Pechi any% is the best

    • @Albertminestein
      @Albertminestein 6 лет назад +69

      That category was killed when the n-word skip was discovered

    • @Alex-qt9om
      @Alex-qt9om 6 лет назад

      Isky lol

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 6 лет назад +5

      Lynne Sex change , any % Current World Record: Protomagicalgirl, 2% female run

    • @ihavenoson3384
      @ihavenoson3384 5 лет назад +4

      Any % only - FINAL DESTINATION.
      Ban 100% runs because the protected class gamers cannot do 100%.

  • @CheepThrillz
    @CheepThrillz 5 лет назад +86

    This is why I like ESA (European Speedrunner Assembly) much more.
    It may not have the high production value that gdq can now afford, but at least the runners can swear and crack jokes.

    • @ShyRanger
      @ShyRanger 3 года назад +6

      Good reasons. I always get frustrated with people who are like "I wish ESA (or some other marathon) was considered more popular and higher tech so it could be big and fun like GDQ" not understanding the cause and effects. At least you seem to have them separated.

  • @mrsneed420
    @mrsneed420 4 года назад +332

    Kotaku is not journalism, so glad it’s going out of businesss

    • @unknownkingdom
      @unknownkingdom 4 года назад +2

      Why?

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 4 года назад +2

      But Kotaku has done some great journalism too. Not just that shit.

    • @mrsneed420
      @mrsneed420 4 года назад +19

      André Antunes is beg to differ, almost all gaming journalism is bad and or useless... the reason video games are so shifty rn is because we let journalists talk for us

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 4 года назад +4

      @@mrsneed420 what about the "How Bioware's Anthem Went Wrong", it has exposed some of the industry's shittiest practices.
      Also i swear if you don't consider that journalism, then tell me your definition of it since in my eyes, journalism is to expose truths.

    • @SneedsterSpeedster
      @SneedsterSpeedster 4 года назад +14

      @@artyom2801 A broken clock is right twice a day you fucking moron.

  • @virulentstalker9014
    @virulentstalker9014 5 лет назад +822

    "None of you guys are funny, If you want to prevent cancer, consider standing out in front of the shuttle that's running in front of the hotel on the hour."

    • @SupaflyProductions12
      @SupaflyProductions12 5 лет назад +178

      That dude was doing God’s work. Honestly a real lad.

    • @captaindishman9126
      @captaindishman9126 5 лет назад +93

      Whoa dude... Devil Trigger Warning next time... wow!

    • @brendondellinger355
      @brendondellinger355 5 лет назад +6

      Sorry, but I don't get what's he saying? Is he basically saying GDQ is cancer or what?

    • @smak4690
      @smak4690 5 лет назад +63

      @@brendondellinger355 He was calling the audience cancer

    • @cvmaniac7286
      @cvmaniac7286 5 лет назад +39

      @@smak4690 Which got him banned for life if i remember right. On top of that there was one guy (unless its the same one who messed with the audience) who intentionally crashed his console so he didn't have to finish his run before going on a tirade.

  • @Dafastso
    @Dafastso 6 лет назад +612

    "dont do anything that offends anyone" probably the worst thing anyone in charge of anything could possibly say

    • @Enny_Gima
      @Enny_Gima 6 лет назад +49

      I'm offended by GDQ existing.
      Ball's in your court, Matty.

    • @Dafastso
      @Dafastso 6 лет назад +1

      who is matty

    • @Enny_Gima
      @Enny_Gima 6 лет назад +8

      The guy in charge of gdq...?

    • @Dafastso
      @Dafastso 6 лет назад +1

      ...?

    • @michaelbarbosa2696
      @michaelbarbosa2696 6 лет назад +7

      Ironically, at the end of the video we can see that dude sitting on the left telling 2 guys to go kill themselves. If that's not offensive or whatever,then what is? Fucking hypocritical bastard.

  • @Wolf-bu2eu
    @Wolf-bu2eu 4 года назад +56

    4:31 We’ve been instructed to stop talking about Owen Wilson.
    10 years into the future...
    We’ve been instructed not to breathe so aggressively.

  • @thisguy4505
    @thisguy4505 2 года назад +80

    Once GDQ started requiring pronouns in the name for every person, I was done.

    • @coomfard5771
      @coomfard5771 2 года назад +25

      It got so much worse, there was a massive man-women only block that lasted like half a day. The cucking is at an all time high.

    • @Km-qo6ex
      @Km-qo6ex Год назад +2

      @@coomfard5771 Man-woman only block?

    • @gamerx4597
      @gamerx4597 Год назад

      unfortunately the sad reality this day and age is the transgender community has a bad habit of getting easily offended if their pronouns are mis represented..calling it rude and whatever else
      its like your teacher spelling your name wrong..oh time to ban the teacher right?..
      its not the transgender thats the issue..its the maturity level they display

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 6 лет назад +235

    Remember when this event was about creative speedrunning artists showing off their work instead of money and marketability? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @JR-ik3gk
      @JR-ik3gk 6 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/XcBbE3t6cLA/видео.html
      Yeah it was so "hilarious"

  • @horrorshipwreck
    @horrorshipwreck 6 лет назад +924

    2013: the speedrunning event to prevent cancer
    2018: the speedrunning event that became cancer

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +24

      PCF wasn't exactly a great charity for cancer prevention to begin with tbh. Check out their finances and how much they contribute to research (which they claim is very important).

    • @horrorshipwreck
      @horrorshipwreck 6 лет назад +14

      And GDQ claimed that 100% of the donations goes directly to PCF which is a complete lie. How much money actually goes to fighting cancer is probably in the 20-30 percents.

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +12

      To be honest, I think that was likely a mistake by GDQ staff themselves since anyone with a functioning brain would know overhead always exists even in a charitable space. With that said, a woefully low amount of PCF's money goes towards fighting cancer, considering a little over 21% of their total expenses goes towards the aforementioned research (the lion's share goes towards education and awareness, which I've explained in another comment on this video as being less effective than research funding and I really do not want to talk about what community outreach could be).
      Also, what constitutes as an act of effectively fighting cancer depends on audience perception. Prevention certainly is one step towards dealing with cancer but I have to imagine treating people who have a more advanced stage of cancer is also important and would technically be a more significant solution to the problem. In fact, it seems like many donors are under the impression PCF is some sort of blanket cancer charity when they're most definitely not (Cancer Research Institute is superior by a mile) - even the guy who made this video proves it with his closing statement.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 6 лет назад +8

      I like SGDQ better anyway, so good thing SGDQ money goes to Doctors Without Borders.

    • @InterestEPC
      @InterestEPC 6 лет назад +1

      Aye, it's a pretty solid charity with respectable numbers behind it. An absolutely staggering 88+% of expenses goes towards Programs, of which at least 98.5% goes towards a Program that seems to make sense. Sure, it ain't a cancer-related charity, but they do provide a good service with the millions of dollars they pull in.

  • @Spellweaver5
    @Spellweaver5 Год назад +7

    The sad part is, no amount of valid criticism seems to have any effect.

  • @Eagle3302PL
    @Eagle3302PL 2 года назад +17

    Majority of speedrunners are random young dudes globally, they usually don't have the money to go to such an event. Meanwhile almost all trans people come from place of financial privilege, no wonder they're overrepresented, the whole event is a safe space and a club for privileged north Americans.

    • @baileyayyy5085
      @baileyayyy5085 Год назад

      imagine being so dumb you validate the stuff oversensitive people complain about

  • @Intestine_Ballin-ism
    @Intestine_Ballin-ism 6 лет назад +1080

    BANNED FOR SAYING WOW

  • @PurpleNebulaXD
    @PurpleNebulaXD 6 лет назад +355

    Agdq making an apology to air Canada when air Canada didn't know what they were sorry for. Made me chuckle a little.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 лет назад +12

      I know and somehow there's a meme of Canada being the "sorry" ones all the time lmao

    • @simonenoli4418
      @simonenoli4418 6 лет назад +25

      GDQ: "I am so so sorry"
      AC: "what exactly for?"
      yeah I lost it there ahahahahah

    • @Bennett1430
      @Bennett1430 5 лет назад +7

      GDQ thinks they're important enough to be on the radar of an airline after a comment from a few dudes who play videogames.

  • @NASCARFAN160
    @NASCARFAN160 4 года назад +23

    5:39 holy shit, I was there in the free-use computer room when the staff dude was giving him that lecture. Felt so uncomfy for that to be happening in public, lol

  • @DradthemercenaryXV
    @DradthemercenaryXV 4 года назад +35

    “we’ve been instructed not to talk about rubber ducks”

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад

      Meanwhile Jimmy's dad is staring at his copy of "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" for the ps2 and throws it in the trash while deleting his footage of his 3 minute run using what he calls the Goddert Rubber Duck glitch.

  • @LoxeAeon
    @LoxeAeon 5 лет назад +381

    Owen Wilson "what a dope speedrun marathon I'm gonna donate a million dollars" *sees Bonesaw's Owen Wilson jokes* "WOooOW"

  • @eulatomamao6357
    @eulatomamao6357 5 лет назад +2182

    if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists 5 лет назад +156

      *ban*
      if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban?
      *ban*
      if you're funny and you know it, and our PC cannot show it,
      if you're funny and you know it, here's a ban!
      *ban ban*

    • @incorrectstuffthingy5647
      @incorrectstuffthingy5647 5 лет назад +25

      @@jsihavealotofplaylists 10/10

    • @baeguetteman412
      @baeguetteman412 5 лет назад +25

      *clap clap*

    • @slys5871
      @slys5871 5 лет назад +13

      👏👏

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 5 лет назад +16

      instead of a clap i heard these little hammers they got in court

  • @cymo2433
    @cymo2433 2 года назад +7

    ah post 2015 GGDQ where everything triggers the people with 51 genders and where "shut up" is swearing

  • @nhannguyentrong1334
    @nhannguyentrong1334 4 года назад +11

    I still don't get why people would donate money just to say some of their relatives died.

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind 4 года назад +2

      I question why people donate money to talk about a lot of personal issues (as if the streamer personally cares about them). Isn't it called a cheer for a reason?

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад +5

      Virtue signaling has always been a thing. The internet just gave people a soapbox for it.

  • @mysticmint1584
    @mysticmint1584 5 лет назад +1196

    I got banned for saying gril in chat 2 years ago

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 лет назад +115

      DID YOU JUST TRY TO OBJECTIFY A GIRL?!?!?!?

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 5 лет назад +93

      @@Walter_ DID YOU ASSUME SOMEONE'S GENDER!

    • @Kleinerdeal97
      @Kleinerdeal97 5 лет назад +114

      What is wrong with a gril?
      It's the best meat cooker of the world

    • @jordanwar19
      @jordanwar19 5 лет назад +6

      @@Kleinerdeal97 true

    • @viridian6812
      @viridian6812 5 лет назад +7

      what if you just misspelt "girl"?

  • @pokcow01
    @pokcow01 6 лет назад +819

    You ban Owen Wilson from GDQ, you ban me. Wow.

    • @jumbojoshonmolly
      @jumbojoshonmolly 6 лет назад

      what, do you wanna kinkill owen wilson or something?

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 6 лет назад +57

      Yes. I haven't the foggiest clue what that means, but yes.

    • @QJSquall
      @QJSquall 6 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @katawatenshu
      @katawatenshu 6 лет назад +12

      I remember back when I was a child you had to make threats to get banned from things, wow

    • @VeNoM0619
      @VeNoM0619 6 лет назад +6

      Wow, I didn't know so many people played WoW.
      Are you guys horde or alliance?

  • @kiddhkane
    @kiddhkane 4 года назад +17

    Bonesaw's ban was where it all started in my opinion.

  • @SaphNeedsCoffee
    @SaphNeedsCoffee Год назад +4

    5 years later... It still hasn't gotten any better. In fact its worst and feels very gatekeeped now.

  • @ZaasKenar
    @ZaasKenar 6 лет назад +1339

    GDQ died when they banned fun.

    • @Sheik676
      @Sheik676 6 лет назад +118

      You can't give opinion, it's sub only mode

    • @Totherphoenix
      @Totherphoenix 6 лет назад +20

      sure seems dead considering how empty the crowds are and how little viewers they have
      oh wait

    • @ilzuab8467
      @ilzuab8467 6 лет назад +104

      Totherphoenix Not the popularity died, the good reputation died.

    • @realeques
      @realeques 6 лет назад +1

      what do you mean died.... i mean i agree it is less fun now, but it draws in numbers on paper like never before

    • @reaper9383
      @reaper9383 6 лет назад +6

      Totherphoenix they have bots

  • @bucketspree4952
    @bucketspree4952 6 лет назад +52

    honestly the owen wilson jokes were the highlight of the run
    and owen wilson is the kinda guy that would see a clip of those jokes and go
    "wow that's pretty funny, I like that guy's attitude" and then donate $10,000 to GDQ
    a complete fucking shame the organizers can't see that
    Bonesaw for ESA

    • @summ1elz416
      @summ1elz416 6 лет назад +1

      Then why when I parody Owen does he send me cease and desist orders, before quickly devolving to sending me death threats?

  • @allenko1312
    @allenko1312 3 года назад +4

    Okay, we need to make, like, 3 people comfortable. No one else can say ANYTHING. EVER. Mission accomplished.

  • @simpbeforeusleep
    @simpbeforeusleep 4 года назад +61

    Gdq, doing their best to not be fun or entertaining

    • @PrestonCormack
      @PrestonCormack 4 года назад +9

      @Tactical Bacon There's nothing wrong with that shit?
      Yeah, you're the type of guy to let his girlfriend peg him

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO 4 года назад +4

      @@PrestonCormack Don't knock pegging homie

    • @corn1676
      @corn1676 4 года назад

      your father it gay tho

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 5 лет назад +1007

    3:39 *(Speedrunner makes joke about AirCanada)*
    *GDQ:* "We are so, SO sorry for this, AirCanada!" (literally what they messaged AirCanada --> 3:55)
    *AirCanada:* "uh... what? I dunno whatchu mean m8, chill."
    Ah, to what level of ridiculousness have we descended...

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 5 лет назад +181

      It's quite some level of arrogance to assume that everyone in existence is watching their stream.

    • @EpicGamer-fl7fn
      @EpicGamer-fl7fn 5 лет назад +140

      @@SiveenO it's not even about the arognace, it's just showing how much of a fucking pussies they actually are, to the point where they apologize for ONE JOKE of somebody that just came to their charity event and wasted their time to play a game.

    • @mikehikes710
      @mikehikes710 5 лет назад +58

      Why on earth would a Airlines Public Relations Department be paying attention to speed running

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 5 лет назад +34

      Dont tweet at airlines saying you are "So, so sorry for this" if you want your front door to stay intact.

    • @DIVAD291
      @DIVAD291 5 лет назад +8

      @@SiveenO It's not really that arrogant because the guy said to Tweet at Air Canada. So if 20 people tweeted at Air Canada in a short amount of time its entirely possible that someone at Air Canada would have noticed it. Maybe I'm underestimating how many people tweet at airlines but If I can underestimate it so can they.
      Just to be clear Im not saying their message was reasonable in any way...Im just saying I don't think it was a sign of arrogance.

  • @MattyMatthew-m4o
    @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад +258

    How is saying "Trigger warning" or "shut up" offensive? What is this, kindergarten?

    • @dolpin4539
      @dolpin4539 6 лет назад +64

      "IM OFFENDED THAT YOU WARNED ME!"

    • @weaselman710
      @weaselman710 6 лет назад +19

      Gdq is hosted by a bunch of toddlers, didn't you know? All they do is cry about chat being mean to people even though it's what it's known for (and personally the only reason I went to agdq 2018) but now it's crap libtards who can't take anything from anybody, because they care too much about everybodys opinions

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад +1

      Save your salt for dinner mate

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 6 лет назад

      I said save your salt for dinner mate jeeze

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 6 лет назад +4

      "How are we supposed to say its offensive if you warn us beforehand?"

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 4 года назад +15

    You give some people even a little power, and it goes straight to their head...they become power control freaks.

  • @lostintime3333
    @lostintime3333 Год назад +4

    GDQ got my 11 year old RUclips account shutdown in a weird drama.

  • @pokimek
    @pokimek 6 лет назад +463

    Kinda ironic how GDQ supports Cancer Prevention

    • @Japester702
      @Japester702 6 лет назад +1

      Lots of cancerous comments here and all over the internet.

    • @simonenoli4418
      @simonenoli4418 6 лет назад

      This joke has been made in so many sauces it lost its meaning way before GDQ moved out of the basement

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 6 лет назад +3

      Kevin Ng Ironic, they were destroyed by the very thing they sought to destroy

    • @CFootprints
      @CFootprints 6 лет назад

      BestComment%

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 5 лет назад

      Kinda like that Star Wars prequel meme, huh
      They've become the very thing they swore to destroy.

  • @bearyboy9088
    @bearyboy9088 6 лет назад +3227

    Why were Fiona and Shrek playing Uno at the GDQ?

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 6 лет назад +292

      Because they wanted to do a bad Yu-Gi-Oh joke.

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 6 лет назад +93

      Dud, no shit about spikevegeta hes the man. I get why you calling proto shrek tho. Damn I hate that thing. (Proto is neither a man nor a women for me.)

    • @nickmclaren6844
      @nickmclaren6844 6 лет назад +67

      Fuck protomagicalguy

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 6 лет назад +1

      ultrix soma I dunno first time I saw him was on a commentary of some speedrun er on gdq and since then I've watched every speedrun where he commentated cuz he's actually really good at it and sounds Sympathic

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 6 лет назад +22

      Damn, Fiona really let herself go
      and dye her hair blue smh

  • @zxylo786
    @zxylo786 8 месяцев назад +5

    0:01 Wtf is that purple thing right to that nerd?

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 5 лет назад +36

    Guy : Air Canada hates us
    SGDQ : WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
    SGDQ : SORRY.
    Air Canada : *Confuses* wat

  • @ahbeef
    @ahbeef 6 лет назад +213

    hey, i was on the couch for the infamous Ape Escape 2 run from AGDQ 2018, you can even see a clip of me on the right being given a maga hat (then immediately taking it off) at 4:55. the run was really fun and im glad ion got to show it off again but the aftermath of that run was absolutely ridiculous. i was fortunate enough to get out of the stream room before anything went down and i avoided any trouble but from talking to PvtCb and cyber in person at the event what they went through was some real bullshit. im glad you got their sides of the story here, seeing sites like kotaku spread misinformation is always frustrating for our small community because theres often very little we can do to set the record straight. i hope this video reaches more people, thank you for doing this.

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 5 лет назад

      It takes a brave man to be on the same couch as Naegleria

    • @trysta73
      @trysta73 4 года назад

      I'm glad the record was set straight here for everyone on the couch that day, but this vid is probably going to be seen as propaganda by anyone that matters thanks to doing things like misrepresenting the swearing that actually happened as "shut up" or pretending not to know why "triggered" jokes are an issue. There is some real issues happening on both sides of the isles here.

  • @ConstantThrowing
    @ConstantThrowing 6 лет назад +34

    The cringe of Air Canada being like "u wot m8" was intense.

  • @SnivicDelta
    @SnivicDelta 3 года назад +12

    Ironically the people they've been banning are some of the best runners that are actually fun to watch.

  • @vancelancaster266
    @vancelancaster266 5 лет назад +10

    I wish I had been there for that Uno skit. I would have been that one asshole that yelled "INSERT LAUGHTER HERE!" Prolly would land a ban for it too.

  • @AndrewAJT
    @AndrewAJT 6 лет назад +1314

    Thanks for asking me for my input on the topic, was really nice to work with you for this video :)

    • @Melichor
      @Melichor 6 лет назад +1

      halo

    • @Adam-jn7nc
      @Adam-jn7nc 6 лет назад +2

      psss u guys dont liek GDQ make your own ALT right gdq or whatever

    • @charmolettafranquestafiestayam
      @charmolettafranquestafiestayam 6 лет назад

      my OSRS boi
      a q p
      w

    • @Adam-jn7nc
      @Adam-jn7nc 6 лет назад

      Ur mum ?

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 6 лет назад +4

      @xxjez Saying that the event is held under false pretenses and double standards,IE communication and content, make it alt right? Fair enough. Burden of proofs on you for that one brother. Care to explain that out a bit?

  • @AlexLong1000
    @AlexLong1000 6 лет назад +70

    You know that Pot of Greed Uno bit could have been really funny if the people delivering it had any charisma or comedic skills at all.

    • @azfanatic44
      @azfanatic44 6 лет назад +11

      AlexLong1000 and no autism

    • @Tejan45
      @Tejan45 6 лет назад +9

      First: If the person holding it didn't reveal it until the played it, that would have helped immensely. The whole time the fact they had a Yu-Gi-Oh card in their hand was apparent.
      Second: Why even use it? The point of Uno is get rid of all your cards, how does drawing 2 cards help you win? There's plenty of funny things you can do involving mixing cards from other games, but at least try to make the sense with the rules. There's even jokes like "I checked it's not listed on the ban list."

    • @ImNotJoshPotter
      @ImNotJoshPotter 6 лет назад +9

      GLOKU
      Unfortunately the venn diagram of people who would make a yugioh joke and those with autism has some serious cross over.

    • @azfanatic44
      @azfanatic44 6 лет назад +2

      ImNotJoshPotter it's just a circle at this point no Venn diagram 😂😂😂

  • @hannhenson9294
    @hannhenson9294 4 года назад +61

    I really appreciate your talking to other trans people and getting their opinions on this. It shows a high level of respectability to be able to give the mic to someone from a group that may not fit the mold, instead of just demonizing all of us. I'm a trans guy and I've been kicked out of my own community for not being woke enough, honestly. Its nice to hear it talked about, that we aren't a monolith, and people like that really aren't looking out for or representative of actual trans people.

    • @RealAfricanPatriot
      @RealAfricanPatriot 3 года назад +4

      holy shit, I want to smash cyberdemon531 so bad

    • @Ash-fm6ym
      @Ash-fm6ym 3 года назад +10

      @@RealAfricanPatriot cringe

    • @Pie_The_Man
      @Pie_The_Man 3 года назад

      @@RealAfricanPatriot go to horny jail

    • @ramen947
      @ramen947 3 года назад +5

      Yeah I don't really mind trans people since they don't worry or harm me in any way, but French people on the other hand.

    • @salsathemonkey22
      @salsathemonkey22 2 года назад

      Join the 48%

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 3 года назад +6

    We need to make our own speedruning community, with blackjack and hokers

  • @Anna-tn6go
    @Anna-tn6go 6 лет назад +710

    “Or maybe it was due to his supposedly excessive swearing during the run .”
    *“- Hey , shut up .”*

    • @Lappelduvideify
      @Lappelduvideify 6 лет назад +25

      Hey said "fuck" four times on a family friendly live stream. I assume that the editor didn't want to play offensive language, but Bonesaw was warned more than once and accepted his punishment without appeal. His live streams are nearly unwatchable because of his language. I swear, sure, frequently and with abandon, but he SWEARS. I'm talking no class preteen on energy drinks trying to be edgy at the mall swearing. He deserved that ban and he knows it.

    • @greenlyyy
      @greenlyyy 6 лет назад +14

      hey family friendly here no swearing

    • @gambi1266
      @gambi1266 6 лет назад +81

      "He said "fuck" 4 times on a family friendly stream", well damn, so it was about once every 40 minutes? And it does not matter how much he swears on his streams. Banning for saying a vulgar word 4 times during a few hours of streaming is just censorship that doesn't serve any purpose. A question one should ask in this case is who is the target audience and why almost no one from actual audience is the target?

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 5 лет назад +29

      Lappelduvideify In all fairness, if someone is watching a speedrunning event, regardless of charities attached, they are probably familiar with swearing, the internet, and much worse. This event isn't really Friday night football with the folks, it's a hyper specific brand of streaming gameplay. Hell, most casual gamers wouldn't give two shits about speedrunning to begin with

    • @derpatron8889
      @derpatron8889 5 лет назад +1

      Lappelduvideify who cares they are words intact saying them excessively makes them lose meaning.

  • @hdog9046
    @hdog9046 6 лет назад +339

    No wonder the runners are being less entertaining and memey, they are basically playing at gunpoint.

    • @Raven_Frame
      @Raven_Frame 6 лет назад +44

      Hendricks Milan
      Yeah, really sucks the fun out of the entire event.

    • @pr0ntab
      @pr0ntab 6 лет назад +5

      Not a great analogy when no one forces them to participate, it's not like they'll lose an endorsement if they boycott it.

    • @joshkary5040
      @joshkary5040 6 лет назад +59

      pr0ntab Well, to an extent it can be. The more years they attend GDQ, the larger name they can make for themselves and their stream, and a lot of streamers (albeit controversially) live off of streaming. Being at GDQ can be equivalent to trying to get a raise at your job, but the manager is the biggest hard ass on the planet.

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 6 лет назад +7

      @Josh Kary This man gets it^

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah 6 лет назад +3

      Uh, agdq 2018 was THE most entertaining year to date and had almost no crap. Sure sounds like gdq knows wtf they are doing.

  • @kkaaii177
    @kkaaii177 3 года назад +5

    RIP Apollo

  • @_Seagie
    @_Seagie 4 года назад +9

    2 years later and it's worse than ever..

  • @TheEssentialHughJazz
    @TheEssentialHughJazz 6 лет назад +42

    Bonesaw's Jak and Daxter run was the best thing to come out of GDQ, ever. Just my two cents

    • @hindae085
      @hindae085 6 лет назад +1

      TheEssentialHughJazz Wow! this comment is great!

  • @Anal_Flute
    @Anal_Flute 4 года назад +879

    Maybe instead of banning someone for wearing a red hat you should upgrade from a 144p camera to at least a 720p camera

    • @edmilsoneletrica
      @edmilsoneletrica 4 года назад +5

      Is it not confirmed that it was indeed a maga hat? Maybe the people actually there saw it and knew for sure because otherwise it's impossible to read whatever's written on that cap.

    • @Yellow_Magpie
      @Yellow_Magpie 4 года назад +31

      woah slow down bucko, 144 to 480 MAX or you risk being recognised on stream

    • @zeevdrifter2707
      @zeevdrifter2707 4 года назад +51

      @@edmilsoneletrica does it fucking matter if it's MAGA? it's a charity event and people are throwing shit for preferred presidents, come on...

    • @jeice13
      @jeice13 3 года назад +5

      How do they respond to other political items?

    • @PriestessofGenbu
      @PriestessofGenbu 3 года назад +18

      @@jeice13 Simple:
      Does it trigger our audience?
      yes=b&
      no="How brave!"

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 6 лет назад +22

    No accountability + vague rules + all rulings are final? That's not a safe space. That's a festering snakepit of corruption.
    And just as an FYI before anyone tries to argue otherwise, I'm not taking a stance on any related issues. I'm just pointing out that there's a problem in general. In theory, this could be used to silence anyone regardless of their views or what they said.

    • @CloneLoli
      @CloneLoli 6 лет назад

      They also do not follow their own rules. (The staff members)

  • @ItsAnH
    @ItsAnH 2 года назад +3

    "As much as possible we separate the game from the event in representation. Runners, commentators, staff, and volunteers are seen as representing the charity. The game is not."
    What?

  • @bls8959
    @bls8959 2 года назад +12

    Ban someone for wearing a maga hat?? Talk about sour grapes

    • @freesheep0
      @freesheep0 2 года назад +6

      For a organization that supposedly is about "equality" they sure have a lot of censorship.

  • @Thomas-nz4si
    @Thomas-nz4si 5 лет назад +445

    Every time I see that Pot of Greed gag at the beginning, I have to look away.

    • @christopherlopez5134
      @christopherlopez5134 4 года назад +60

      I haven't watched much GDQ stuff... but damn... every single time I see her, I feel my spine shift with the cringe.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 4 года назад +9

      Yeah it's funny when used in the right context but there...there it was nothing but cringe
      And even funny isn't how to describe it, amusing at best maybe?

    • @pepisretro
      @pepisretro 4 года назад +18

      "You get used to it" -Goblin Slayer

    • @Tremere
      @Tremere 4 года назад +57

      Christopher Lopez “Her”
      Lol

    • @marcelguillen9235
      @marcelguillen9235 4 года назад +23

      @@Tremere transphobe

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 6 лет назад +471

    GDQ: WE NEED TO GROW OUR COMPANY BY ABANDONING OUR MAIN FANBASE
    BRILLIANT

    • @psal8715
      @psal8715 6 лет назад +39

      Sounds like Lucas films.

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 6 лет назад +10

      Both the main comment and that reply are amazing.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 5 лет назад +1

      EzioAuditore Hey man it worked for Konam- Oh. Ooooohhhhhh... It didn't tho

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 5 лет назад

      Classic corporate prostitution

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 5 лет назад +1

      EVERYTHING SHOULD BE AIMED EXCLUSIVELY TOWARDS TRANSPHOBES

  • @TrueForm
    @TrueForm 5 лет назад +8

    'And now I play the card pot of greed which lets me draw two cards'
    But you're playing Uno.

  • @JovialSkunk
    @JovialSkunk 5 месяцев назад +4

    The ban list is bigger than the actual attendee roster

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt 6 лет назад +1019

    Bonesaw is a legend, GDQ died when he was banned.

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 6 лет назад +71

      CCMatt That was probably the biggest mistake they made, and they did nothing to fix it. Just made it worse.

    •  6 лет назад +44

      Waow

    • @xxProjectJxx
      @xxProjectJxx 6 лет назад +78

      But of course they got no problem hosting his run on their youtube channel lmao two faced

    • @carrottoponcrak
      @carrottoponcrak 6 лет назад +5

      Bonesaw seems like the biggest chach. He wasn't even funny

    • @Macswaggens
      @Macswaggens 6 лет назад +61

      Carrot, do you ever get tired of being this wrong?

  • @okey7281
    @okey7281 6 лет назад +513

    the AGDQ 2018 paywall got so bad that some subscribers were acting as "voices" for the "plebs" (non-subscribers). Basically, the non-subscribed users would whisper to the subscribed users what they wanted to say in chat, and so the subscribed users spoke for them.

    • @Mike21908
      @Mike21908 6 лет назад +48

      okey FREE THE PLEBS

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 6 лет назад +81

      I would never support GDQ with money. What they're doing with charity is good and all, but I don't want any money going to them.

    • @igglywompus
      @igglywompus 6 лет назад +1

      I did this - thought sub money went to charity too?

    • @obudanbondon
      @obudanbondon 6 лет назад +36

      Kohlton Miller More than 85% of those funds go to the suits in management and such for those charity companies and not the actual people in need...this is what's ultimately disgusting about charity groups...they barely even donate the received funds to those in need of help
      That is why we've been having hundreds of charity groups for decades now with billions of dollars donated, yet still have world hunger and homeless problems, because of human greediness and naivity on those that choose to donate to such scum organizations, when they can just offer helping hands or a more personal level

    • @0osk
      @0osk 6 лет назад +10

      Trihex was rehosting the stream. Everyone I knew just went there because he let everyone use his chat for it.

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 5 лет назад +8

    ''my grandpa died two hours ago.''
    *wow!*

    • @christiaanprinsloo8951
      @christiaanprinsloo8951 5 лет назад +3

      imagine your grandpa dying and the first thing you do is tell everyone about it

  • @moshikamboshi1
    @moshikamboshi1 2 года назад +4

    Getting rid of tags in porn?
    Exhausting for everyone with preferences. Spend 2h looking for gay porn cuz all the tags are mixed

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 6 лет назад +30

    Banned for a year for joking about Owen Wilson.
    wow

    • @MalahkAngel
      @MalahkAngel 6 лет назад +4

      I thought you were gonna say "wow". Color me disappointed.

    • @dannuman6510
      @dannuman6510 6 лет назад

      UnderratedBreakfast Jack and daxter by bonesaw. It's the funniest speedrun ever

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo 6 лет назад

      Wow. Good idea

    • @illuminatea6868
      @illuminatea6868 6 лет назад

      Well to be fair that's not the full story

    • @UnenviableBacon
      @UnenviableBacon 6 лет назад +1

      He was banned for not stopping the jokes when told to by the staff, hence breaking the rules of GDQ. Still one of the best runs in GDQ history though

  • @sp3ctum
    @sp3ctum 6 лет назад +38

    To me Bonesaw's run is legendary. The fact that he got banned and all the drama that followed just made it a lot funnier.
    Really good video in my opinion. It's great that these things are coming to light at large.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 6 лет назад +6

      OWEN WILSON IS BEHIND IT ALL, HE RUNS GDQ! I HAVE TO GET THE WORD OUT BEFORE HE- "oh wooooooooow what are you typing there guy"

  • @MancoPolskaria
    @MancoPolskaria 5 лет назад +8

    Came here expecting another video shitting on gdq. But got to say, you really did a good job. The way you put the arguments and construct the narrative was very well thought and done. Congrats man, great video.