God of War Ragnarok Funniest Moments + BEST Jokes - Kratos LOVES to Laugh
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"but you are still drinking"
"this is goats milk"
"it is brown"
"it was an ugly goat"
My damn sides-
It’s just how quick the interaction is🤣🤣 they didn’t skip a beat
I KNOW RIGHT why did this make me laugh so hard
Funny enough there is a goat in norse mythology who gaves mead instead of milk.
Same
Yup there is such a thing as laughing to hard and giving yourself a headache as a result.🤣🤣🤣
Atreus: "My Beard's growing."
Kratos: "Is it?
Atreus: "Look at my jawline, see?
Kratos: "Is it?"
Dad joke right there.
That is absolutely peak dad joke
"Father, do you think I'll ever grow a beard like yours?"
"No."
It was adorable
@@jamesnorman9160 tbf it could just be genetic. Zeus for all his monumental flaws rocked a sick beard. Maybe Atreus takes more after his mom. Picture an adult Atrues not a beard or facial hair in sight but glorious fair hair.
@@jaysilverhood1264 I was honestly just quoting that scene for Kratos' super straight and flat 'no' response, no further elaboration whatsoever.
I totally dig how kratos told that lady, no, it's okay. You can keep talking about my muscles. Lol he liked it
I kinda just love that she bothered to ask. Would usually be played for jokes, but she caught on he was uncomfortable and he clarified he was only shy. Wholesome consent.
@@The-Doctor6969 totally agree 💯%
Kratos: Notice me, sempai
@@defender2222 hello mister other black cat on RUclips.
Timestamp?
1:57 The way Kratos gently positions Mimir and checks if he's good afterwards is so fucking wholesome and shows how much he cares for his "brother".
It’s the small details like that, that truly shows how much Kratos has changed, how much more kind and thoughtful he’s become. It’s the small gestures that add up
@@mrchicken4537 he’s so much more controlled and reasonable than his past
@@TemmieContingenC It's comical remembering that Kratos started his journey by brutally murdering and fucking everything in his way up the mythical ladder, until he became a God. Only now he is learning how to behave like a normal human being.
@@alexrodrigues4775 EXACTLY!! Remember Poseidon's princess and the civilians during the whole hellfire after killing the gods that Kratos killed in his way? He used the princess to hold a crank open and just flat out smashed and chucked folks off ledges and ropes so he could move forward.
Modern Kratos, matured and controlled as he is, would likely try his best to avoid it or put extra energy into using fewer collateral methods. However, he is still the god of war, and I don't see him doing this if his buttons are REALLY pushed
@@TemmieContingenC Dude went from causing the apocalypse to chill dad without any elaboration.
I love how Freyr’s high off his gourd from the herbs like he just got done getting his wisdom tooth pulled out 😂
This was me after my back surgery... High as a bloody kite.
He could be my muse with that attitude. Sadly though...
I love how funny and specific your example is lol
He doesn’t need to be a girl to be a muse.
Lines that are currently living rent-free in my head:
"I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! Kratos, throw me at him! Horns first!"
"Well, Happy Ragnarok everybody! Let's drink."
"I expect you to bite my blue buttcheek."
"The Hell's an Olive?"
"I like to imagine he'll be a great king one day. And we can say we knew him, when he was an idiot."
I am partial too HAPPY RAGNAROK!
Happy ragnarok everybody
“Ya handsome! Ya beefcake!”
🤣🤣🤣
Same. Makes me laugh, reason why I don't charge.
The permanent damage part 😅
Kratos' "No." @18:49 sounds like he's flattered and happy but embarrassed when Lunda compliments him.
He is embarrassed to show that he likes it
“Ya beefcake”
its been centuries, possibly even a millennia since Kratos was looked at like that. if i remember correctly, since Aphrodite...
@@hakudoushinumbernine how's aphrodite doing btw?
Lunda: "I can stop calling you beefy, seems to make you uncomfy"
Kratos: "No, please continue" 😳
😏
Lunda
*casually flexes*
Fans: Oh, Kratos will end up with Freya or Sif!
Kratos: I will have a long happy life with the horny dwarf woman
Shoulda known Kratos is a man of culture, being into shortstacks and all...
I actually really like how Kratos tells Lunda to continue with her compliments. He's either learning to accept kindness from others, or recognizing how happy it makes her and enduring it so she can enjoy herself.
or he just likes his muscles
Or he just likes being complimented. I know he's Kratos, but who doesn't like being told they're handsome?
I thought he just liked to be complimented, but now you've made me have a new perspective on that matter...
Good observation, brother.
10:03 - 10:48. I love kratos' "WHAT?!" and the fact mimir and freya were taking the piss out of him
The squeaky toy could’ve been the death of us all
9:10 I feel like this would be Freyr's reaction to being a twitch streamer/content creator.
"I can just smoke pot, be funny, and play games? I love that! That's a job??"
He'd probbaly just be Markiplier
@@jaysilverhood1264 "Hello everybody, my name is Freyrplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freya's"
@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 *_BAHAHAHAHA_*
@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 this is something i never knew i needed until now
@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513"Was that the Bite of 8700?!?!
8:09, Freya gets spooked lol.
Freya like "Wtf?" Meanwhile Freyr is completely normal.
6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kratos can play the Lyre?
Spartans are taught to play music, it's part of their training during the agoge. Kratos being a former General would have had to learn how to play instruments at some point.
@@Xanitrit_Zeo “It was a matter of life and death. We played until our fingers bled”
- Kratos probably
@@sega357 also the greek games had music puzzles in them p sure.
Imma ignore it because I had to remember the last time I had black pudding and the fact mimir of all people reminded me
Dude could shred the ivories!
"The hell's an olive?"
Smartest man alive god I love em
Fun fact: if you look closely, Kratos turns his head while paying attention to whomever is speaking at the moment at the dinner table at Sindri’s. It’s those small little attention to details that make the game even better than it already is!
…
He does that every time
I noticed that when I started playing
God of War Cringenarök
I like how as Freya, Atreus and Kratos are all whaling on Odin, Mimir is just slinging insults.
Be real man Mimir can make anybody cry for years. His insults are horrifying
Fun fact: it used to be a traditional to do something called flighting, basically hardcore lunch table roasting. Loki was devious at it and I know mimir would crush it
Mimir was going for emotional damage.
Emotional damage can be just as bad as physical damage.
You know what that makes kratos even more terrifying he is perfect at physical damage and then you have a random ass voice coming from somewhere slinging fucking insults at you hurting you emotionally and it's not the guy beating your ass some random spectators roasting you
14:05 *One must imagine Skjoldr happy*
Bravo, man. Didn't expect Camus here.
10:09 i love when kratos yells WHAT?!? there’s no subtitle for it
I thought he would yell it like: "WHAAAAT?!"
Imagine if Kratos met Mr Krabs.
Kratos: "She's too... Friendly"
HAH! SO THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW FRIENDLY YOU SHOULD BE AROUND HI-
Mimir: "He's too young"
Oh- oh....
Mimir: Don't forget me ALL FOCKER!! 18:56
Odin: What did you call me?!
BROK & FREYR LAUGHIING IN FOCKERHEIM, The land of all LEGENDARY FOCKERS
Well, finally i know where my soul be headed afterlife. FOCKERHEIM sounds amazing. 🙏
Freyer died after
@@adyingtribunal6034 Guess he couldn’t handle it
Odin even wanted to know the meaning
Actually brok cant...nvm💀
These type of dialogue and banter is what I genuinely love in games; the details make the characters feel authentic and close-knit. 7:46 Ironic the smartest man alive is not aware of olives.
I think it's because olives might not exist in the 9 realms, only back in Greece.
“The hell’s an olive?”
Ion know, Mimir; try going to Olive Garden.
@@Ashley-qu4jw Still he somehow knew of everything else that went on in Greece lol
@@84updownthat’s because he slaughtered a whole pantheon 😂. A lot of other mythology knew about the ghost of Sparta, it’s like how mimir said “word gets out about type of thing” when he was talking about the theban king
Olives only exist in tropic regions: Namely Southern Europe (Mediterranean) and North Africa. So it's not a "might not", but rather "cannot"@@Ashley-qu4jw
17:30 Kratos straight up just call this woman a cougar
Atreus was so confused by that exchange xD
"What the hell is an olive?" Funny line. Of course theres no olives in Norway. Im sure kratos misses them very much.
"It was an ugly goat"
"A true asshole he was " Durlin about Brock
1:29 I just love how mimir is mad at them
Mimir being being so dumbfounded at the concept of an olive now lives with me until my last breath
Makes sense lol. Mimir never visited the Mediterranean since they were grown there.
14:07 Sisyphus: Well, that took a dark turn!
Atreus almost breaking his fist on the chest was gold
0:47 and at that moment Brok became The Demoman.
*Hohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!*
w u t
@@triangleguy7883 Team Fortress 2 reference. Look it up.
"drunk laughter intesifies"
"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN HEL!"
It makes sense Kratos likes olives. After all, Athena's symbol is olive trees, and she was one of the few Gods he didn't absolutely unequivocally hate.
That being said, she still used him to get her closer to her goals and gain a sought after power.
I love how when we first play as Atreus, he tries to imitate Kratos’ blunt strategies when navigating the world. It shows how much he’s come to idolize his father since the first game. I truly hope that in a future game when Atreus is grown up, he surprises Kratos by how strong he’s become and even takes on things like lifting fallen stones before Kratos can.
Atreus being part Giant and part God should translate to some pretty absurd physical strength when he’s fully matured
Devs should've made Ratatoskr a secret boss fight and made him harder than both Sigrun and Gna. If you hit the bell too many times, it pisses him off and all of his attacks can instakill you.
Oh God, he'd be Ranni 🤣
the only way to kill him is with magical chimes
You forgot the most hilarious clip
"I do not need a snack"
Spoken with the tone of someone that wants a snack but refuses on principle.
Kratos giving Lunda freedom to flirt with him was not on my Ragnarok bingo card.
Atreus: *coughs as he’s picking an Yggdrasil dew*
Kratos: Has the sickness returned..?
Atreus: Im fine. I swallowed a fly.
Edit: Apparently he can say this at any random instance. It happening to me when he picked up the dew makes it funnier, imo.
Kratos can take on multiple pantheons without blinking. But the moment Atreus coughs he’s absolutely terrified
@@dontcallmewavewell sure, he cares about Atreus more than he ever cared about any member of any pantheon
There's one with Brok talking about Tyr's stew "you see what he's putting in the stew? vegetables fucking vegetables, out of the dirt"
wait. *Unwashed* vegetables?
"Happy Ragnarok Everybody! ...Let's drink." Brok made me wheeze with his delivery
"Uh-What?" Laugh At 17:40 by Atreus more genuine than my entire life 😂😭 So real.
“You are still drinking”
“This is goat’s milk”
“It is brown”
“It was an ugly goat”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the goat do to him?
12:58 The way kratos looks at Freya like “what the fuck is this”
5:33 "Baldur was bulking Boy...I was grinding"
Mimir: Any Pre-Fimbulwinter foods you achin for brother?"
Kratos: Olives
Mimir: The Hel's an Olive?
I love that 😂
7:41 I loved the way Mimir said the hell's an olive
One thing I didn't expect was to laugh so much, I expected a sad and serious War the entire time. But I laughed so many times, ratataskor and his spectors are hilarious and everyone makes fun of Kratos grunts
The best Ratataskor line has gotta be from Bitter Squirrel. When Atreus tries to ring the bell and Bitter responded with "Oh sorry, that only respond to the Axe. And those whose balls have dropped off."
The banter between Brok and the apparition is also hilarious
11:55 the payoff we were all waiting for
My favourite is when Arrogant squirrel called Kratos “Biceptimus” Kratos reaction was so funny.
I hear folks commenting that Kratos was just being shy by the last Lunda line. But I feel like, especially with the emotion in his voice, that he's doing it for Brok.
I love how kratos say "is it?" To Atreus saying he feels like he has a beard growing, there's no impatient no frustration no seriousness in his voice, just "is it?" Just straight up no short pause just, it's too good okay you already know.
Kratos could definitely just punch through that rock and retrieve the coin for Skoldr, or at least make it easier for him, but he chooses to just stare apathetically and judgmentally lol
And he has the gall to be like "I hope you don't end up like Sisyphus" instead of just helping the boy hahaha
i mean. its just a coin so
After meeting Skjölder for the first time, Kratos chooses not to help because he feels that Skjölder needs to feel like he earned the coin himself, yk?
Coins were worth way more than they are now. Even a penny could buy you more than enough food to feed your family for a day. So depending on what that coins made of, it's not so stupid a thing to try getting it out.
"I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! KRATOS, THROW ME AT HIM!! HORNS FIRST!!!"
I'm ded.
13:54 I think in the myths, Skjölldr was given Denmark (?) to be his, actually making him a king. Were the devs referencing to that? lmao
He became the king of Denmark yeah
Indeed.
And Freya calls Freyr 'Yngvi', which is the name of the mythical King of the best neutral country, Sweden.
what was the boulder bit about?
i dont remember a guy not wanting to part with a boulder?
@@Dubs22005 Maybe Sisyphus, he can just run away but he decides to push the boulder no matter what
The way Kratos plays with Mimir's head at 2:00
0:17 Tormund: ALERT
2:58 wet socks are pretty bad if you think about it, dry/fresh socks were something soldiers would try to get a hold of in past wars
Ratatoskr losing it with Kratos constantly ringing the chime is something I figured they'd put in the game but never tried it out myself
14:12- Anyone else get that Sisyphus reference😉
Oh shit you’re right
Yeah
we thought sindri's grief was justified
we thought freya was justified after learning she had be trapped in midgard by odin
but who is really justified in their path for vengance is mimr, having the entire bifrost shone in his eye for a full minute
If Kratos, a predominantly fighting centred character, can play a instrument from his home, its likely that he learned it for his Daughter in the past...
My heart
Judging by others comments it seems learning to play an instrument was apart of spartan training but if it makes you feel better kratos most likely helped teach his daughter to play the flute he made her
@@creepypastakingthedragones3679oh wow, fuck Ares fr
10:48 This killed me lmao
12:01 Brok: “And you tell that one eyed nutsucker he owes me one!!”
0:33 I love how smug mimir is 😅
A Sisyphus reference, damn I love this writing.
5:24
That diss on connor mcgregor though
14:40 that’s so awkward 😭
Man! You missed the conversation where they find the pipe and Atreus asks what it is😂
Dude! I didn't get that. I went with Freya :(
"ALL-FUCKER!"
"What did you call me?!" he said in legit, honest-to-Gods confusion.
Definitely should’ve put the “woo” convention between mimir and Kratos
high freyr is mood
I wanna have whats he having
7:22
I felt those barks
When Tyr said I need a broom closet, we thought he was adjusting to being out of prison but we know why did he really ask for that now.
Edit: Mimir did some serious foreshadowing. Skjöldr is one of the famous Viking kings.
5:39 Mimir Tells Atreus To Lift Some Weights
I just realized Odin is a good cook 🤣
I think I woke up my whole block crying laughing when Lúnda called Kratos a "tall glass of milk." My fucking sides are in another realm.
"the hell is an olive" - smartest man alive
8:16 *Lets* *drink*
That scene with eyelid clamps and Brok's laughter nearly killed me.
You forgot "Biceptimus" from arrogant squirrel in stags mission "I am not your friend, you'll mean nothing to me, good bye, I love you" from anxious squirrel lynworms mission, "you'll think I could be killed, many men has tried, and woman, and dog" Brok in Vanaheim finding Fryer.
1:01brok laugh like james jameson
I love the mockery Odin was making of tyr
Lmao! “What if I let my hair grow out?” Atreus, you probably have a better chance at asking Thor or Freyr about that… O wait, they’re dead.
Sif is still alive but.....oh wait, he might be too distracted while asking her.
@@IamSnehan lmao! True.
@@KopaXTani hehe
Kratos: You are drinking.
Durn: This is goats milk.
Kratos: It is brown.
Durn: It was a ugly goat.
Got me every time
Legend has it that mimir is still trying to figure out " the hell's an olive."
Mimir was more angry at the dwarfs then he was with Odin 😂
I knew our spear would do a trick. Well, Happy Ragnarök, everybody! let's drink!
Legendary quote.
2:47 is a TEASER I swear
i love when atreus tries to just brute force something like his dad but fails because he isn't BS strong
After listening to this, I need a "No" compilation from Kratos.
Gotta love that this game, just like it's predecessor, knows when to lighten up instead of being a constantly cynical buzzkill ride like in the Greek games.
Mimir:" I like to imagine he would be a great king someday. Say, we knew him when he was an idiot."
Historically: " He did."
5:14 Kratos lifts for aesthetic purposes confirmed
They definitely improved the character conversations in this game
Skjöldr is too much. Can you imagine being friends with gods but the only interactions you have lately are them watching you pull on a stuck coin in a rock. Not just gods. The ones in charge. He's like a puppy lol
Is it just me or is Mimir legit the funniest character in God of War Ragnarok😆😆
Nah he really is.
"The hell is an olive?" Is too good
I love this.
'Olives.'
'The hel is an OLIVE?'
THE FIRST 22 SECONDS AND IM ALREADY DYING 🤣🤣
You missed the one where Lunda was hitting on Freya. 🤣
I love how most of Kratos' jokes are just him being deadpan and having no sense of humour lol
“It was an ugly goat” is the best line ever
10:07 Is that a freaking pokeball?
10:13
That thumbnail caught me off guard. 😂