God of War Ragnarok Funniest Moments + BEST Jokes - Kratos LOVES to Laugh

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  • @jaysilverhood1264
    @jaysilverhood1264 2 года назад +4072

    "but you are still drinking"
    "this is goats milk"
    "it is brown"
    "it was an ugly goat"
    My damn sides-

    • @VanOfSalt
      @VanOfSalt 2 года назад +244

      It’s just how quick the interaction is🤣🤣 they didn’t skip a beat

    • @thedrakestorm8755
      @thedrakestorm8755 2 года назад +60

      I KNOW RIGHT why did this make me laugh so hard

    • @gustavowendell7937
      @gustavowendell7937 Год назад +77

      Funny enough there is a goat in norse mythology who gaves mead instead of milk.

    • @garylexodesacula4823
      @garylexodesacula4823 Год назад +6

      Same

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 Год назад +10

      Yup there is such a thing as laughing to hard and giving yourself a headache as a result.🤣🤣🤣

  • @DefileOdds
    @DefileOdds 2 года назад +2037

    I totally dig how kratos told that lady, no, it's okay. You can keep talking about my muscles. Lol he liked it

    • @The-Doctor6969
      @The-Doctor6969 2 года назад +278

      I kinda just love that she bothered to ask. Would usually be played for jokes, but she caught on he was uncomfortable and he clarified he was only shy. Wholesome consent.

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 2 года назад +30

      @@The-Doctor6969 totally agree 💯%

    • @defender2222
      @defender2222 Год назад +18

      Kratos: Notice me, sempai

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds Год назад +5

      @@defender2222 hello mister other black cat on RUclips.

    • @Desto_OP
      @Desto_OP Год назад +3

      Timestamp?

  • @seandewar47
    @seandewar47 2 года назад +2134

    Lines that are currently living rent-free in my head:
    "I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! Kratos, throw me at him! Horns first!"
    "Well, Happy Ragnarok everybody! Let's drink."
    "I expect you to bite my blue buttcheek."
    "The Hell's an Olive?"
    "I like to imagine he'll be a great king one day. And we can say we knew him, when he was an idiot."

    • @VideoGameSophistry
      @VideoGameSophistry  2 года назад +111

      I am partial too HAPPY RAGNAROK!

    • @xxiii262
      @xxiii262 2 года назад +20

      Happy ragnarok everybody

    • @ArashiKageTaro
      @ArashiKageTaro 2 года назад +41

      “Ya handsome! Ya beefcake!”

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣
      Same. Makes me laugh, reason why I don't charge.

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 2 года назад +10

      The permanent damage part 😅

  • @Zundzer
    @Zundzer 2 года назад +1807

    I love how Freyr’s high off his gourd from the herbs like he just got done getting his wisdom tooth pulled out 😂

    • @ninja011
      @ninja011 2 года назад +57

      This was me after my back surgery... High as a bloody kite.

    • @cauhscrymdorn2132
      @cauhscrymdorn2132 2 года назад +39

      He could be my muse with that attitude. Sadly though...

    • @judahshadow878
      @judahshadow878 2 года назад +13

      I love how funny and specific your example is lol

    • @puddles3109
      @puddles3109 Год назад +2

      He doesn’t need to be a girl to be a muse.

  • @rygornspectre7142
    @rygornspectre7142 2 года назад +2166

    1:57 The way Kratos gently positions Mimir and checks if he's good afterwards is so fucking wholesome and shows how much he cares for his "brother".

    • @mrchicken4537
      @mrchicken4537 2 года назад +241

      It’s the small details like that, that truly shows how much Kratos has changed, how much more kind and thoughtful he’s become. It’s the small gestures that add up

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC 2 года назад +89

      @@mrchicken4537 he’s so much more controlled and reasonable than his past

    • @alexrodrigues4775
      @alexrodrigues4775 2 года назад +93

      @@TemmieContingenC It's comical remembering that Kratos started his journey by brutally murdering and fucking everything in his way up the mythical ladder, until he became a God. Only now he is learning how to behave like a normal human being.

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC 2 года назад +42

      @@alexrodrigues4775 EXACTLY!! Remember Poseidon's princess and the civilians during the whole hellfire after killing the gods that Kratos killed in his way? He used the princess to hold a crank open and just flat out smashed and chucked folks off ledges and ropes so he could move forward.
      Modern Kratos, matured and controlled as he is, would likely try his best to avoid it or put extra energy into using fewer collateral methods. However, he is still the god of war, and I don't see him doing this if his buttons are REALLY pushed

    • @alexrodrigues4775
      @alexrodrigues4775 2 года назад +36

      @@TemmieContingenC Dude went from causing the apocalypse to chill dad without any elaboration.

  • @Pip143k
    @Pip143k 2 года назад +2716

    Atreus: "My Beard's growing."
    Kratos: "Is it?
    Atreus: "Look at my jawline, see?
    Kratos: "Is it?"
    Dad joke right there.

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 2 года назад +120

      That is absolutely peak dad joke

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 2 года назад +221

      "Father, do you think I'll ever grow a beard like yours?"
      "No."

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 2 года назад +41

      It was adorable

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 2 года назад +84

      @@jamesnorman9160 tbf it could just be genetic. Zeus for all his monumental flaws rocked a sick beard. Maybe Atreus takes more after his mom. Picture an adult Atrues not a beard or facial hair in sight but glorious fair hair.

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 2 года назад +33

      @@jaysilverhood1264 I was honestly just quoting that scene for Kratos' super straight and flat 'no' response, no further elaboration whatsoever.

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy Год назад +485

    I actually really like how Kratos tells Lunda to continue with her compliments. He's either learning to accept kindness from others, or recognizing how happy it makes her and enduring it so she can enjoy herself.

    • @mohammadsufyanparacha9036
      @mohammadsufyanparacha9036 Год назад +35

      or he just likes his muscles

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Год назад +33

      Or he just likes being complimented. I know he's Kratos, but who doesn't like being told they're handsome?

    • @lightsideofsin8969
      @lightsideofsin8969 3 месяца назад +3

      I always assumed he was uncomfortable about it because he had never received many compliments in his life and the ones he did receive were an effort to manipulate him more often than not. His acceptance is a sign that he has come to trust that she wants nothing malicious.

  • @Zenkx
    @Zenkx 2 года назад +736

    Kratos' "No." @18:49 sounds like he's flattered and happy but embarrassed when Lunda compliments him.

    • @SalilRawatSaxena
      @SalilRawatSaxena 2 года назад +61

      He is embarrassed to show that he likes it

    • @Vodopluy
      @Vodopluy Год назад +36

      “Ya beefcake”

    • @hakudoushinumbernine
      @hakudoushinumbernine Год назад +13

      its been centuries, possibly even a millennia since Kratos was looked at like that. if i remember correctly, since Aphrodite...

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 Год назад +1

      @@hakudoushinumbernine how's aphrodite doing btw?

  • @sil3nt_V
    @sil3nt_V Год назад +330

    10:03 - 10:48. I love kratos' "WHAT?!" and the fact mimir and freya were taking the piss out of him

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 7 месяцев назад +6

      The squeaky toy could’ve been the death of us all

    • @ChidiAmuta
      @ChidiAmuta 4 месяца назад +4

      We went through all that for a Squeaky Toy? Lunda sure got us good.
      Yes, yes she did.
      Do not laugh.
      It’s hard not brother!
      Try.
      Okay. Okay…

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 8 дней назад

      If you listen towards the end you can hear Brok laughing his ass off at them for giving Kratos a hard time xD

  • @somethingsomethingsomethin9009
    @somethingsomethingsomethin9009 2 года назад +825

    Lunda: "I can stop calling you beefy, seems to make you uncomfy"
    Kratos: "No, please continue" 😳

    • @chaitanyaghuge540
      @chaitanyaghuge540 2 года назад +18

      😏

    • @chaitanyaghuge540
      @chaitanyaghuge540 2 года назад +7

      Lunda

    • @alphashadowXD
      @alphashadowXD 2 года назад +35

      *casually flexes*

    • @defender2222
      @defender2222 Год назад +53

      Fans: Oh, Kratos will end up with Freya or Sif!
      Kratos: I will have a long happy life with the horny dwarf woman

    • @narsilthefreak6171
      @narsilthefreak6171 Год назад +4

      Shoulda known Kratos is a man of culture, being into shortstacks and all...

  • @sega357
    @sega357 2 года назад +1025

    6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kratos can play the Lyre?

    • @Xanitrit_Zeo
      @Xanitrit_Zeo 2 года назад +262

      Spartans are taught to play music, it's part of their training during the agoge. Kratos being a former General would have had to learn how to play instruments at some point.

    • @sega357
      @sega357 2 года назад +307

      @@Xanitrit_Zeo “It was a matter of life and death. We played until our fingers bled”
      - Kratos probably

    • @theonlymann1485
      @theonlymann1485 2 года назад +65

      @@sega357 also the greek games had music puzzles in them p sure.

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 2 года назад +23

      Imma ignore it because I had to remember the last time I had black pudding and the fact mimir of all people reminded me

    • @kinggalactix
      @kinggalactix 2 года назад +12

      Dude could shred the ivories!

  • @ArashiKageTaro
    @ArashiKageTaro 2 года назад +770

    Fun fact: if you look closely, Kratos turns his head while paying attention to whomever is speaking at the moment at the dinner table at Sindri’s. It’s those small little attention to details that make the game even better than it already is!

  • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
    @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 2 года назад +508

    9:10 I feel like this would be Freyr's reaction to being a twitch streamer/content creator.
    "I can just smoke pot, be funny, and play games? I love that! That's a job??"

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 2 года назад +51

      He'd probbaly just be Markiplier

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 2 года назад +60

      @@jaysilverhood1264 "Hello everybody, my name is Freyrplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freya's"

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 2 года назад +7

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 *_BAHAHAHAHA_*

    • @jpx2133
      @jpx2133 Год назад +7

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 this is something i never knew i needed until now

    • @tausifchowdhury8180
      @tausifchowdhury8180 Год назад +9

      ​@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513"Was that the Bite of 8700?!?!

  • @pailhorsegaming6762
    @pailhorsegaming6762 2 года назад +297

    I like how as Freya, Atreus and Kratos are all whaling on Odin, Mimir is just slinging insults.

    • @abhikergaming7783
      @abhikergaming7783 Год назад +24

      Be real man Mimir can make anybody cry for years. His insults are horrifying

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 Год назад +22

      Fun fact: it used to be a traditional to do something called flighting, basically hardcore lunch table roasting. Loki was devious at it and I know mimir would crush it

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Год назад +17

      Mimir was going for emotional damage.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +9

      Emotional damage can be just as bad as physical damage.

    • @varlak9061
      @varlak9061 10 месяцев назад +9

      You know what that makes kratos even more terrifying he is perfect at physical damage and then you have a random ass voice coming from somewhere slinging fucking insults at you hurting you emotionally and it's not the guy beating your ass some random spectators roasting you

  • @ghoulygammy
    @ghoulygammy 2 года назад +129

    "The hell's an olive?"
    Smartest man alive god I love em

  • @zed6740
    @zed6740 2 года назад +149

    8:09, Freya gets spooked lol.

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 Год назад +12

      Freya like "Wtf?" Meanwhile Freyr is completely normal.

  • @mskiara18
    @mskiara18 2 года назад +503

    These type of dialogue and banter is what I genuinely love in games; the details make the characters feel authentic and close-knit. 7:46 Ironic the smartest man alive is not aware of olives.

    • @Ashley-qu4jw
      @Ashley-qu4jw 2 года назад +38

      I think it's because olives might not exist in the 9 realms, only back in Greece.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +14

      “The hell’s an olive?”
      Ion know, Mimir; try going to Olive Garden.

    • @84updown
      @84updown Год назад +5

      @@Ashley-qu4jw Still he somehow knew of everything else that went on in Greece lol

    • @abrahamayala8663
      @abrahamayala8663 Год назад +5

      ⁠@@84updownthat’s because he slaughtered a whole pantheon 😂. A lot of other mythology knew about the ghost of Sparta, it’s like how mimir said “word gets out about type of thing” when he was talking about the theban king

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 10 месяцев назад

      Olives only exist in tropic regions: Namely Southern Europe (Mediterranean) and North Africa. So it's not a "might not", but rather "cannot"@@Ashley-qu4jw

  • @YFedecs
    @YFedecs 2 года назад +140

    14:05 *One must imagine Skjoldr happy*

  • @bigbilly9657
    @bigbilly9657 2 года назад +196

    "What the hell is an olive?" Funny line. Of course theres no olives in Norway. Im sure kratos misses them very much.

  • @kvng_rvbby
    @kvng_rvbby 2 года назад +220

    10:09 i love when kratos yells WHAT?!? there’s no subtitle for it

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel 2 года назад +23

      I thought he would yell it like: "WHAAAAT?!"

    • @IwillendyouScourge
      @IwillendyouScourge 9 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine if Kratos met Mr Krabs.

    • @the.blank.arrives
      @the.blank.arrives 4 месяца назад +1

      Probably out of script, which where Judge must have improvised lol

  • @walidtali1804
    @walidtali1804 2 года назад +155

    "It was an ugly goat"
    "A true asshole he was " Durlin about Brock

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 2 года назад +150

    Mimir being being so dumbfounded at the concept of an olive now lives with me until my last breath

    • @Crowcryptidhunter
      @Crowcryptidhunter Год назад +9

      Makes sense lol. Mimir never visited the Mediterranean since they were grown there.

  • @justaveryangryman7659
    @justaveryangryman7659 2 года назад +159

    It makes sense Kratos likes olives. After all, Athena's symbol is olive trees, and she was one of the few Gods he didn't absolutely unequivocally hate.

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 года назад +29

      That being said, she still used him to get her closer to her goals and gain a sought after power.

  • @eviltricster8090
    @eviltricster8090 2 года назад +101

    Atreus almost breaking his fist on the chest was gold

  • @clintramey4529
    @clintramey4529 Год назад +47

    1:29 I just love how mimir is mad at them

  • @roryqpotter8242
    @roryqpotter8242 Год назад +69

    I love how when we first play as Atreus, he tries to imitate Kratos’ blunt strategies when navigating the world. It shows how much he’s come to idolize his father since the first game. I truly hope that in a future game when Atreus is grown up, he surprises Kratos by how strong he’s become and even takes on things like lifting fallen stones before Kratos can.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 10 месяцев назад +10

      Atreus being part Giant and part God should translate to some pretty absurd physical strength when he’s fully matured

  • @dontuspowerus1093
    @dontuspowerus1093 2 года назад +324

    Kratos: "She's too... Friendly"
    HAH! SO THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW FRIENDLY YOU SHOULD BE AROUND HI-
    Mimir: "He's too young"
    Oh- oh....

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 4 месяца назад

      I no get it

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 4 месяца назад

      @@axehead45 Then you good boy. No need to know.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 4 месяца назад

      @@dontuspowerus1093 I’m a lady (no shame for not knowing) and I’d like to know I’m not innocent, just dense

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 4 месяца назад +1

      @@axehead45 Palpatine voice: Ah... I see. Then I shall teach you... The Dork side.
      Kratos here doesn't like her being near his son. Basically, Him calling her a pedo.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 4 месяца назад +1

      @@dontuspowerus1093 I had a feeling it had to do with pedo stuff. Thank you for explaining it to my dense ass

  • @originalstickers
    @originalstickers 2 года назад +55

    Kratos giving Lunda freedom to flirt with him was not on my Ragnarok bingo card.

  • @BenjaminClaude
    @BenjaminClaude 2 года назад +263

    Devs should've made Ratatoskr a secret boss fight and made him harder than both Sigrun and Gna. If you hit the bell too many times, it pisses him off and all of his attacks can instakill you.

  • @cosmomind7469
    @cosmomind7469 2 года назад +128

    17:30 Kratos straight up just call this woman a cougar

  • @alexandergabrielalqueza3640
    @alexandergabrielalqueza3640 2 года назад +135

    0:47 and at that moment Brok became The Demoman.

    • @kuarifu
      @kuarifu 2 года назад +10

      *Hohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!*

    • @triangleguy7883
      @triangleguy7883 2 года назад +1

      w u t

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 года назад +6

      @@triangleguy7883 Team Fortress 2 reference. Look it up.

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel 2 года назад +3

      "drunk laughter intesifies"

    • @User-qp6cw
      @User-qp6cw Год назад +6

      "Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN HEL!"

  • @puddles3109
    @puddles3109 Год назад +16

    My favourite is when Arrogant squirrel called Kratos “Biceptimus” Kratos reaction was so funny.

  • @xingxasa7194
    @xingxasa7194 2 года назад +60

    You forgot the most hilarious clip
    "I do not need a snack"

    • @LordHoth_90
      @LordHoth_90 6 месяцев назад

      Spoken with the tone of someone that wants a snack but refuses on principle.

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 2 месяца назад

      Don't forget Sindri saying "See? I knew you wanted a snack!" If you go to the kitchen afterwards

  • @SaiyanDemon
    @SaiyanDemon 2 года назад +93

    “You are still drinking”
    “This is goat’s milk”
    “It is brown”
    “It was an ugly goat”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caprakiwi6201
    @caprakiwi6201 2 года назад +54

    There's one with Brok talking about Tyr's stew "you see what he's putting in the stew? vegetables fucking vegetables, out of the dirt"

  • @drjcup3228
    @drjcup3228 2 года назад +292

    Atreus: *coughs as he’s picking an Yggdrasil dew*
    Kratos: Has the sickness returned..?
    Atreus: Im fine. I swallowed a fly.
    Edit: Apparently he can say this at any random instance. It happening to me when he picked up the dew makes it funnier, imo.

    • @dontcallmewave
      @dontcallmewave Год назад +30

      Kratos can take on multiple pantheons without blinking. But the moment Atreus coughs he’s absolutely terrified

    • @0megasight
      @0megasight Год назад +17

      @@dontcallmewavewell sure, he cares about Atreus more than he ever cared about any member of any pantheon

    • @ChidiAmuta
      @ChidiAmuta 4 месяца назад

      Same happened to me.

    • @drjcup3228
      @drjcup3228 2 месяца назад

      @dontcallmewave As a parent of small kids, I can totally relate 😅

  • @HeOfTheBeginning
    @HeOfTheBeginning 2 года назад +48

    "Happy Ragnarok Everybody! ...Let's drink." Brok made me wheeze with his delivery

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ 2 месяца назад +4

    That bit with Atreus trying to punch open the chest is one of the funniest moments in gaming history

  • @randomguy2153
    @randomguy2153 2 года назад +49

    12:58 The way kratos looks at Freya like “what the fuck is this”

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 2 года назад +25

    5:33 "Baldur was bulking Boy...I was grinding"

  • @ianonmaivrickvitug2786
    @ianonmaivrickvitug2786 2 года назад +48

    14:07 Sisyphus: Well, that took a dark turn!

  • @Christopher_TG
    @Christopher_TG Год назад +21

    "I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! KRATOS, THROW ME AT HIM!! HORNS FIRST!!!"
    I'm ded.

  • @garysowden3428
    @garysowden3428 2 года назад +29

    I hear folks commenting that Kratos was just being shy by the last Lunda line. But I feel like, especially with the emotion in his voice, that he's doing it for Brok.

  • @mahirbaksh8712
    @mahirbaksh8712 11 месяцев назад +18

    "Uh-What?" Laugh At 17:40 by Atreus more genuine than my entire life 😂😭 So real.

  • @lukapaun8497
    @lukapaun8497 Год назад +15

    7:41 I loved the way Mimir said the hell's an olive

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 2 года назад +16

    0:17 Tormund: ALERT

  • @henrywhitmore8344
    @henrywhitmore8344 2 года назад +54

    Mimir: Any Pre-Fimbulwinter foods you achin for brother?"
    Kratos: Olives
    Mimir: The Hel's an Olive?
    I love that 😂

  • @karlthorsten9118
    @karlthorsten9118 Год назад +8

    "ALL-FUCKER!"
    "What did you call me?!" he said in legit, honest-to-Gods confusion.

  • @shaneredacted9875
    @shaneredacted9875 2 года назад +23

    2:58 wet socks are pretty bad if you think about it, dry/fresh socks were something soldiers would try to get a hold of in past wars

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 2 года назад +62

    One thing I didn't expect was to laugh so much, I expected a sad and serious War the entire time. But I laughed so many times, ratataskor and his spectors are hilarious and everyone makes fun of Kratos grunts

    • @xorngoh7303
      @xorngoh7303 Год назад +5

      The best Ratataskor line has gotta be from Bitter Squirrel. When Atreus tries to ring the bell and Bitter responded with "Oh sorry, that only respond to the Axe. And those whose balls have dropped off."

    • @operationangel7940
      @operationangel7940 Год назад

      The banter between Brok and the apparition is also hilarious

  • @Vector_A_Mctavish
    @Vector_A_Mctavish Год назад +14

    I love how kratos say "is it?" To Atreus saying he feels like he has a beard growing, there's no impatient no frustration no seriousness in his voice, just "is it?" Just straight up no short pause just, it's too good okay you already know.

  • @ApacheHall_95
    @ApacheHall_95 2 года назад +44

    The way Kratos plays with Mimir's head at 2:00

  • @escoseslauriestevea.2506
    @escoseslauriestevea.2506 2 года назад +78

    13:54 I think in the myths, Skjölldr was given Denmark (?) to be his, actually making him a king. Were the devs referencing to that? lmao

    • @eojamgil
      @eojamgil 2 года назад +5

      He became the king of Denmark yeah

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 2 года назад +1

      Indeed.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 2 года назад +8

      And Freya calls Freyr 'Yngvi', which is the name of the mythical King of the best neutral country, Sweden.

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 2 года назад

      what was the boulder bit about?
      i dont remember a guy not wanting to part with a boulder?

    • @eojamgil
      @eojamgil 2 года назад +6

      @@Dubs22005 Maybe Sisyphus, he can just run away but he decides to push the boulder no matter what

  • @a_zula1
    @a_zula1 2 года назад +25

    Ratatoskr losing it with Kratos constantly ringing the chime is something I figured they'd put in the game but never tried it out myself

  • @ryangreco8266
    @ryangreco8266 2 года назад +37

    11:55 the payoff we were all waiting for

  • @dragonorbminecraft
    @dragonorbminecraft Год назад +24

    If Kratos, a predominantly fighting centred character, can play a instrument from his home, its likely that he learned it for his Daughter in the past...
    My heart

    • @creepypastakingthedragones3679
      @creepypastakingthedragones3679 Год назад +9

      Judging by others comments it seems learning to play an instrument was apart of spartan training but if it makes you feel better kratos most likely helped teach his daughter to play the flute he made her

    • @arikDaone
      @arikDaone 7 месяцев назад

      @@creepypastakingthedragones3679oh wow, fuck Ares fr

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 2 года назад +152

    Kratos could definitely just punch through that rock and retrieve the coin for Skoldr, or at least make it easier for him, but he chooses to just stare apathetically and judgmentally lol
    And he has the gall to be like "I hope you don't end up like Sisyphus" instead of just helping the boy hahaha

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 Год назад +2

      i mean. its just a coin so

    • @justingonzalez1145
      @justingonzalez1145 11 месяцев назад +1

      After meeting Skjölder for the first time, Kratos chooses not to help because he feels that Skjölder needs to feel like he earned the coin himself, yk?

    • @frostyguy1989
      @frostyguy1989 11 месяцев назад

      Coins were worth way more than they are now. Even a penny could buy you more than enough food to feed your family for a day. So depending on what that coins made of, it's not so stupid a thing to try getting it out.

  • @Bowenbutwhen
    @Bowenbutwhen 2 месяца назад +2

    1:59 the head pats (; probably the cutest thing I’ve seen from kratos 😂

  • @Wolfgodmak
    @Wolfgodmak Год назад +10

    12:01 Brok: “And you tell that one eyed nutsucker he owes me one!!”

  • @garrettjackson1451
    @garrettjackson1451 Год назад +12

    0:33 I love how smug mimir is 😅

  • @Laynider
    @Laynider 2 месяца назад +3

    Loved how Lunda asked permission to talk about Kratos' physique, and in front of him. I think we should all ask people first if they feel okay or not when we talk about their physique. The whole world would appreciate it ❤ Respect 🤝

  • @sinofsanity6593
    @sinofsanity6593 Год назад +39

    we thought sindri's grief was justified
    we thought freya was justified after learning she had be trapped in midgard by odin
    but who is really justified in their path for vengance is mimr, having the entire bifrost shone in his eye for a full minute

  • @EE12345
    @EE12345 2 года назад +22

    10:48 This killed me lmao

  • @TodellisuusFeidaa
    @TodellisuusFeidaa 2 года назад +24

    A Sisyphus reference, damn I love this writing.

  • @Justhappytobehere1408
    @Justhappytobehere1408 Год назад +6

    I think I woke up my whole block crying laughing when Lúnda called Kratos a "tall glass of milk." My fucking sides are in another realm.

  • @ondrejczechaczek6822
    @ondrejczechaczek6822 Год назад +7

    That scene with eyelid clamps and Brok's laughter nearly killed me.

  • @doyouknoedawae
    @doyouknoedawae 11 месяцев назад +7

    5:39 Mimir Tells Atreus To Lift Some Weights

  • @KopaXTani
    @KopaXTani 2 года назад +13

    Lmao! “What if I let my hair grow out?” Atreus, you probably have a better chance at asking Thor or Freyr about that… O wait, they’re dead.

    • @IamSnehan
      @IamSnehan Год назад +3

      Sif is still alive but.....oh wait, he might be too distracted while asking her.

    • @KopaXTani
      @KopaXTani Год назад +1

      @@IamSnehan lmao! True.

    • @IamSnehan
      @IamSnehan Год назад

      @@KopaXTani hehe

  • @yahyarajaee5883
    @yahyarajaee5883 Год назад +21

    When Tyr said I need a broom closet, we thought he was adjusting to being out of prison but we know why did he really ask for that now.
    Edit: Mimir did some serious foreshadowing. Skjöldr is one of the famous Viking kings.

  • @DudeWithABucketHat
    @DudeWithABucketHat 3 месяца назад +1

    7:39 The silence until Mimir said “The hell’s an olive” fuckin killed me😂

  • @ltmatthewakj2466
    @ltmatthewakj2466 2 года назад +18

    You forgot "Biceptimus" from arrogant squirrel in stags mission "I am not your friend, you'll mean nothing to me, good bye, I love you" from anxious squirrel lynworms mission, "you'll think I could be killed, many men has tried, and woman, and dog" Brok in Vanaheim finding Fryer.

  • @dima_briefel
    @dima_briefel 2 года назад +14

    I knew our spear would do a trick. Well, Happy Ragnarök, everybody! let's drink!
    Legendary quote.

  • @machboltmc8926
    @machboltmc8926 Год назад +8

    I love the mockery Odin was making of tyr

  • @ChristianVillamil
    @ChristianVillamil 2 года назад +33

    Man! You missed the conversation where they find the pipe and Atreus asks what it is😂

  • @My6119
    @My6119 2 года назад +16

    I just realized Odin is a good cook 🤣

  • @mikaylamorsy4115
    @mikaylamorsy4115 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love this.
    'Olives.'
    'The hel is an OLIVE?'

  • @eriolhiiragizawa729
    @eriolhiiragizawa729 2 года назад +7

    7:22
    I felt those barks

  • @bobbytelusnord1257
    @bobbytelusnord1257 Год назад +6

    Legend has it that mimir is still trying to figure out " the hell's an olive."

  • @benjiemanlapaz9192
    @benjiemanlapaz9192 2 года назад +12

    1:01brok laugh like james jameson

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 2 года назад +18

    Gotta love that this game, just like it's predecessor, knows when to lighten up instead of being a constantly cynical buzzkill ride like in the Greek games.

  • @HarrisNtemar5O5
    @HarrisNtemar5O5 Год назад +17

    14:12- Anyone else get that Sisyphus reference😉

  • @thelost2477
    @thelost2477 2 года назад +19

    After listening to this, I need a "No" compilation from Kratos.

  • @anthonyceja5528
    @anthonyceja5528 2 года назад +14

    14:40 that’s so awkward 😭

  • @bryant8520
    @bryant8520 Год назад +5

    Definitely should’ve put the “woo” convention between mimir and Kratos

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 Год назад +7

    Mimir:" I like to imagine he would be a great king someday. Say, we knew him when he was an idiot."
    Historically: " He did."

  • @Khorne-Talk
    @Khorne-Talk 24 дня назад +1

    4:02 "not so easy huh"
    this is the most nerdy i've ever heard sindri sound in the game, it's perfect for this lmao

  • @justSwell29
    @justSwell29 2 года назад +25

    Mimir was more angry at the dwarfs then he was with Odin 😂

  • @delphy2478
    @delphy2478 Год назад +8

    i love when atreus tries to just brute force something like his dad but fails because he isn't BS strong

  • @shadowguardian210
    @shadowguardian210 Год назад +3

    Kratos: You are drinking.
    Durn: This is goats milk.
    Kratos: It is brown.
    Durn: It was a ugly goat.
    Got me every time

  • @hmbrandon164
    @hmbrandon164 2 года назад +23

    They definitely improved the character conversations in this game

  • @Seriph7
    @Seriph7 Год назад +6

    Skjöldr is too much. Can you imagine being friends with gods but the only interactions you have lately are them watching you pull on a stuck coin in a rock. Not just gods. The ones in charge. He's like a puppy lol

  • @Hipory127xd
    @Hipory127xd 2 года назад +25

    high freyr is mood

    • @Tampenismall
      @Tampenismall 2 года назад +3

      I wanna have whats he having

  • @hazbinhotelperson
    @hazbinhotelperson 11 месяцев назад +1

    Brok:“Well, HAPPY RAGNARÖK, EVERYBODY.”
    “let’s drink.”
    Killed me 😂

  • @sheepisfortheweak6164
    @sheepisfortheweak6164 Год назад +1

    I love how most of Kratos' jokes are just him being deadpan and having no sense of humour lol

  • @affiliate-slim555
    @affiliate-slim555 Год назад +4

    THE FIRST 22 SECONDS AND IM ALREADY DYING 🤣🤣

  • @ClassyGamer-s1r
    @ClassyGamer-s1r Год назад +3

    “ILL SHOW YA PERMANENT DAMAGE YA WEE FUCK” got me rolling

  • @superhaven3647
    @superhaven3647 4 месяца назад +1

    Mimir: "I know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war waged, every deal struck..."
    also Mimir: doesnt even know what the fuck an olive is.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Do not laugh.”
    “It’s hard not to, brother.”
    “Try.”
    🤣

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax 2 года назад +4

    I wish with the beard dialogue Atreus said saying about potentially growing a goatee and Kratos silently winces at the memories of him with his goatee

  • @alpharsenal2118
    @alpharsenal2118 Год назад +6

    5:14 Kratos lifts for aesthetic purposes confirmed