Are You Right There Father Ted? | Father Ted | Season 3 Episode 1 | Full Episode

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Ted is believed to be a racist by the inhabitants of Craggy Island, after passers-by witness an ill-advised impression at the Parochial House.
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Комментарии • 355

  • @queenbeedat8726
    @queenbeedat8726 3 года назад +417

    I think the funniest line in this episode is: ' So Father, I hear you're a racist now'. Cracks me up every time...

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 года назад +17

      Mine is that lady yelling..Good fpr you Father, good for you!!

    • @rebeccaday8612
      @rebeccaday8612 2 года назад +6

      For me it's when Mr Yin says "Well, the slideshow was a big pile of crap". Don't know why, just the way he says it never fails to make me laugh.

    • @jasonmarin8187
      @jasonmarin8187 2 года назад +2

      For me, it's when Mrs. Doyle falls down the stairs and then jumps up to say she's been cured.

    • @lakehayden
      @lakehayden 2 года назад +17

      “It isn’t the Greeks it’s the Chinese he’s after!” This is absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the whole series

    • @jasonmarin8187
      @jasonmarin8187 2 года назад +2

      @@lakehayden He's not after the Chinese!

  • @jaimehudson7623
    @jaimehudson7623 3 года назад +489

    Father Ted: "Fascists wear black, telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

    • @blackadder194
      @blackadder194 3 года назад +16

      the best line

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 года назад +8

      More drink!

    • @James-en1ob
      @James-en1ob 2 года назад +19

      Wear black, and tell people what _not_ to do.

    • @yohaneschristianp
      @yohaneschristianp 2 года назад +5

      @@James-en1ob by this logic
      Priest = non fascists
      Non priest = fascists
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @James-en1ob
      @James-en1ob 2 года назад +4

      @@yohaneschristianp I was only pointing out the difference between a priest and a fascist, please don't apply this logic to all people. Thank you.

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall2228 2 года назад +274

    "I think I've addressed all aspects of Chinese culture" in a 2 minute speech kills me every time!

    • @WakandaBabe
      @WakandaBabe 2 года назад +10

      And Pat Morita wasn't even Chinese...he was born in America and his parents were Japanese :)

  • @Tu4Kill
    @Tu4Kill 2 года назад +169

    His impression of Hitler hand movements during his speeches is spot on. Dermot Morgan is a great actor.

    • @breathedreams7344
      @breathedreams7344 2 года назад +28

      Was a great actor. RIP

    • @stevens4492
      @stevens4492 Год назад +3

      I love how his actions in the house are different than the perspective of his visitors.

  • @ddizon-uw6cu
    @ddizon-uw6cu 4 года назад +482

    This is definitely my favourite Fr. Ted episode. As an Asian guy I would love to go to a Fr Ted convention wearing a lamp shade just like the one used in this episode,

    • @user-mn3iq2cs9n
      @user-mn3iq2cs9n 4 года назад +55

      I lived in China for years, and I once showed this episode to a girlfriend from Hu Bei. She laughed harder than anyone I've ever watched it with.

    • @davidgagnon3781
      @davidgagnon3781 3 года назад +22

      That would be HILARIOUS!!!

    • @fraenzchen85
      @fraenzchen85 3 года назад +1

      I think you are a liar.

    • @TheMonteCarlo
      @TheMonteCarlo 3 года назад +16

      @@fraenzchen85 You must be white - getting offended for others to feel morally superior without any effort. *WE MINORITIES LAUGH AT YOUR VIRTUE SIGNALING.*

    • @josephperkins4080
      @josephperkins4080 3 года назад +16

      @@TheMonteCarlo Welll some of us whites have not fallen for the sjw bs

  • @LloydBraun11
    @LloydBraun11 4 года назад +209

    The Chinese - a great bunch of lads!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 года назад +5

      So long as they're not working for the government. 😒

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 2 года назад +1

      @@luisreyes1963 OH NOOOO....

    • @lavalampluva55401
      @lavalampluva55401 6 месяцев назад

      There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?

  • @thiagohermes4806
    @thiagohermes4806 5 лет назад +178

    Thw window scene is one of the best ever hahaha!

  • @andyyipster
    @andyyipster 3 года назад +136

    I am from Hong Kong. And this has to be one of the best episodes of FT..the part of group of Chinese playing Irish song is funny !

    • @Ed7501
      @Ed7501 3 года назад +21

      I'm a HKer too who grew up in Ireland. 2 of my childhood friends were extras in this episode :)

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Год назад +2

      @@Ed7501 really?! That’s so cool!!!!

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom Месяц назад

      And their verdict?

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 года назад +224

    All Father Ted addicts we should arrange a trip to Ireland!

    • @josephperkins4080
      @josephperkins4080 4 года назад +19

      Yup first stop Craggy Island

    • @drjohnsmith450
      @drjohnsmith450 4 года назад +6

      Awesome idea. All depends we're you are . Australia is a fecken long way away.. yet again 42 heat fire.
      Will love to travel to reality/ dreams.

    • @drjohnsmith450
      @drjohnsmith450 4 года назад +1

      Dose any human's talk thinking
      In the name of the Father Ted¿

    • @paysonterhune290
      @paysonterhune290 4 года назад +8

      For DRINK, tea, GIRLS, and the odd bit of Nazi memorabilia! FECK!

    • @deuscaritasest7518
      @deuscaritasest7518 4 года назад +5

      i'll be waiting for all of you here!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 3 года назад +77

    Poor Ted.
    He finally gets what he wants in Dublin.
    Then he shoots himself in the foot...again.
    And it's back to Craggy Island.

    • @TheGahta
      @TheGahta 2 года назад

      just a ride on the algorythm wave here, so im unfmiliar but what bit him in the ass in the accounting book?

  • @KidWeismantel
    @KidWeismantel 3 года назад +185

    It's a hilarious episode.
    I like that they did the effort to actually hire a German actor for the part of the old dude, not someone with a fake German accent.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 года назад +5

      I thought Donald Trump's old man was dead, what's he doing in that priest's closet? 🤣

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 2 года назад +19

      Pretty sure that wasn’t a German actor. His German pronunciation is good, but definitely not native.

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 2 года назад +20

      @@martinmills135, Vernon Dobtcheff, British of Russian descent, born in France.

    • @johnkennethwiseman5460
      @johnkennethwiseman5460 2 года назад +1

      @@petertaylor4980 aka Max Kalba from The Spy Who Loved Me

    • @royblackoncrack
      @royblackoncrack 2 года назад

      German actor who played the German Theater, getting asked to play an Old Nazi in an Irish sitcom "MEIN TAG IST GEKOMMEN."

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy390 4 года назад +42

    Even with everything going on, the funniest scene is Dougal screaming TED!! when opening the door

  • @johnmorris7969
    @johnmorris7969 Год назад +16

    I hadnt seen this episode in years. Had me crying from laughing so hard. This had to be the best episode of the series. "You put the cyanide pills next to the valuum!"

  • @kirnpu
    @kirnpu Год назад +17

    I'm in the US and am here after watching Taskmaster. I didn't know who Ardal was and thought I'd check this out. Holy moly is this ever hysterical comedy!!!! I definitely need to watch more of Father Ted. The window scene was outrageous, but then the entire episode was too!

    • @kimt1776
      @kimt1776 6 месяцев назад

      He's on Taskmaster!? That must be great lol

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 2 года назад +25

    This and Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse are my two favorite episodes. What's funny is with how long Ted was living on Craggy Island you'd think he'd have known about a Chinatown on the island.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 года назад +2

      I figure the Chinatown formed while he was away, since he doesn't even seem to know anyones names (while Dougal can easily identify exactly what family it was). It's absurd, but about as much sense as him simply never knowing about them.

  • @angryanonymous2
    @angryanonymous2 3 года назад +109

    I'm watching this in 2021, this episode is still more relevant than ever.

  • @arifakyuz7673
    @arifakyuz7673 4 года назад +62

    One of the funniest episodes of the show

  • @TheSaltydog07
    @TheSaltydog07 Год назад +18

    I've watched this over and over through the years, and I still crack up.
    Sweet dreams, Dermot.

  • @ohheyitskevinc
    @ohheyitskevinc 3 года назад +17

    “Ming the merciless” 😂

  • @dorianphilotheates3769
    @dorianphilotheates3769 3 года назад +31

    “Feggin’ Greeks!...” - me favourite episode! 🇮🇪🤝🇬🇷

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 2 года назад

      FT was so far ahead of its time.
      Now give us our money back.

    • @seavixen125
      @seavixen125 2 года назад +2

      "THEY INVENTED GAYNESS" Gets me everytime 🤣

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 2 года назад +1

      @@Okurka. - It’s long gone, mate - we haven’t got it; ask the Germans.

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 2 года назад +1

      @@seavixen125 - We didn’t invent it, we just improved it; and then the English upper class perfected it.

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 3 года назад +43

    The writing on this show in general was excellent, but in this episode it is just phenomenal. Every single joke is hilarious on its own, but they all tie in with each other and lead onto other ones. Layers of jokes develop as the episode progresses and they become funnier and funnier as they combine.
    There are very, very few throwaway gags, almost each one leads into another or plays a part in advancing the plot. They manage to do all this while also being edgy (poking fun with racism, Nazis, swastikas) while using it through the lens of Ted's hapless/bumbling nature to make it not actually offensive, and it makes the whole episode timeless, as relevant and funny now as it was when it came out. An absolute masterpiece of comedy writing.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 2 года назад +1

      Alas, they will never show this episode again because it will offend all the SJW's....

  • @robertwesterfelhaus1446
    @robertwesterfelhaus1446 3 года назад +58

    I have not laughed so hard in months! I choked on my beer. Thanks for posting.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 2 года назад +5

      Drink!

    • @HecVD
      @HecVD 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@NoahSpurrierhooray!

  • @johndonwood4305
    @johndonwood4305 5 лет назад +48

    The ending of the episode always cracks me up hahaha.

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter 2 года назад +13

    Best Father Ted episode! I like how they kept it going all the way to the very end. Poor Ted haha! I died when he did that scene in front of the window looking like Hitler😂.

  • @Slightlyinterested
    @Slightlyinterested 3 года назад +23

    Pure script & acting brilliance.

  • @volitionVX
    @volitionVX 5 лет назад +49

    GOOD FER YOU, FATHER!!

  • @mattthompson528
    @mattthompson528 4 года назад +52

    They invented gayness!

    • @TheSonicSegaNerd
      @TheSonicSegaNerd 3 года назад +10

      Whenever I heard that line when I was a kid, I always imagined a bunch of Greek scientists, dressed in white lab coats and goggles, analyzing glass beakers and flasks, and revelling over finally discovering the secret of gayness

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 3 года назад +2

      The Sonic Sega Nerd - That’s precisely how we did it!-how ever did you know? 🇬🇷🌡📊🔬👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️🎛🏛🏺🇬🇷

  • @wildbill9490
    @wildbill9490 10 месяцев назад +4

    The stupidly random gags are what make this show so funny

  • @josephperkins4080
    @josephperkins4080 3 года назад +28

    😆 Tells Doogle to lighten up while wearing a lap shade

  • @TunnelJumper
    @TunnelJumper 4 года назад +16

    8:52 he looks like a grown up Daniel Radcliffe for a second there

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 3 года назад +13

    "I can explain everything!" - best line of the best scene of the best episode of the best sitcom ever.

  • @AmazingKevinWClark
    @AmazingKevinWClark Год назад +6

    Lol I feel so bad for Father Ted, every time he tries to make the situation better, it blows up out of his control even worse.

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff 4 месяца назад +1

    "I didn't know you had to follow up a good idea with loads more little good ideas" 🤣

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing9655 2 года назад +7

    "Is that the Ying dynasty" hahahagahagahagagag

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 года назад +37

    Hilarious. Funniest show ever made

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад +8

    One of my favourite episodes.

  • @machoalright
    @machoalright 4 года назад +11

    One of the best father teds!

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 3 месяца назад +1

    2024 still coming back to this.

  • @agni2003
    @agni2003 2 года назад +11

    3:09 interesting that he says “Humanae Vitae… how far we’ve come”. It’s usually regarded as a step back since it reaffirms the traditional doctrine of the church with regards to contraception… so I’m not sure if he’s being sarcastic

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 года назад +4

      He's reading it because it's archaic and no longer applies, not because he believes it. Basically he's reading what people *used to* believe in order to put into context how much better church teachings are in the present.

  • @zfederbush5431
    @zfederbush5431 3 года назад +9

    One of the Best episode ever!!!!

  • @movieklump
    @movieklump 3 года назад +11

    Great art never dates. Always stays relevant.

    • @zephyrr108
      @zephyrr108 10 месяцев назад

      Its not "relevant" its just funny.

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune290 4 года назад +19

    I'd love to open a package and have SS Father Jack leap out!

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 3 года назад +5

    "No, Ted, there's prob'ly something wrong with it."

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance Год назад +10

    "I wouldn't have done an Altmer impression if I knew there was a Thalmor there to see me do an Altmer impression!"

    • @Ooughhh
      @Ooughhh Год назад

      According to the white gold condordinant u are probably subject to a fine

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 4 года назад +5

    Tip father ted. I hope I get ur autograph in heaven 🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @PreacherAtArrakeen
    @PreacherAtArrakeen 7 месяцев назад +2

    My wife and I performed 'My Lovely Horse' in front of the Parish House in The Burren in 2017. We filmed it, I made a few edits, and slipped in a 'subliminal' 1 frame of text that said: NOT RACISTS!
    'Chinatown' is Vaughan's Pub in The Burren. 😀

  • @FunkesBlowhard
    @FunkesBlowhard 14 дней назад

    The picture of Father Ted with the random black guy to prove his lack of racism makes me LOL every single time

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing 3 года назад +4

    This is my favourite episode thank you so much for posting it

  • @loner_wolf6614
    @loner_wolf6614 4 года назад +15

    GET OUT WITH THAT SORTAAA THINGG!!

    • @oljefri
      @oljefri 4 года назад +7

      Down with that sort of thing!

    • @seavixen125
      @seavixen125 2 года назад

      Careful now

  • @sternpio
    @sternpio 5 месяцев назад +1

    20:29 That's commitment! 💪They painted the man's face just for one second of screen time 👍

  • @twalsh06
    @twalsh06 3 года назад +5

    23:05 When my friends find my social media burner accounts

  • @stevens4492
    @stevens4492 Год назад +1

    Th th th there's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!?!?! The delivery on that line was the best.

  • @hzgl
    @hzgl 3 года назад +8

    This has to be my favourite episode of Father Ted yet XD

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 2 года назад +3

    4:24 one thing is to collect Werchmarch military memorabilia, but the moment you SS stuff looking like a shrine you might want to check if those Luger's are still in working order

  • @dUFGoLZ
    @dUFGoLZ Год назад +1

    14:24 always reminds me of the hillarious "Muskatnuss"-scene from "Le Grandé Restaurant" with Louis de Funes.

  • @TheSpiralnotebook
    @TheSpiralnotebook 3 месяца назад

    (Pointing out the window)"Dugal! THERE WERE CHINESE people there!"
    "...alright, yea." Hahahaha! Dugal just has no evaluative ability to his response. It kills me.!!

  • @VallaMusic
    @VallaMusic 3 года назад +6

    oh I was so hoping that one of the slideshow images showed a picture of Mickey Rooney in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

    • @drwcshow
      @drwcshow 3 года назад

      I was low key expecting that to show up too!

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 года назад

      Certainly would've fit in with everything else.

  • @MrJones-ge5sl
    @MrJones-ge5sl Год назад +1

    Still brilliant, 25 years on.

  • @Lady_Barbara
    @Lady_Barbara Год назад +2

    "So the story is: You're not a racist,...." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 3 года назад +15

    Its hard to say this because father ted is such a likable guy and the show he's in is so well written....but he's basically a selfish embezzler. Though I think he has some redeeming qualities

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 2 года назад +16

      No. The money was just resting in his account.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 года назад +3

      Jokes aside, I don't think Ted is selfish. He's somewhat quick to annoy, and it's very clear the residents of Craggy Island get on his nerves, but given how they seem to act (not to mention how his house-mates act), can we really blame him? Remember, when Ted's around people more to his liking, for example with the priests in Dublin, and thus not constantly annoyed, he's a far nicer person and even seems to be largely liked by his contemporaries.

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here 2 года назад

      Lol- it is a comedy after all... 😂🤣😂

  • @TechNed
    @TechNed 5 лет назад +9

    Things got just crazy hilarious!

  • @misterkramer8279
    @misterkramer8279 2 месяца назад

    😂there is no reason for him to gesture exactly the way he does when gets mad behind the window 😂

  • @markborn5293
    @markborn5293 Месяц назад

    That still cracks me up!

  • @madeleinefougere5798
    @madeleinefougere5798 3 года назад +2

    Just brilliant.

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 2 года назад +2

    Never gets old

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 года назад +10

    This was such a Seinfeldian episode. Hilarious! 🤣

  • @ciaranofarrell4010
    @ciaranofarrell4010 3 года назад +5

    Omg 😂 I pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tazzyjazzy2305
    @tazzyjazzy2305 Год назад +5

    That lady is so funny, good for you father 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Movetheproduct
      @Movetheproduct Год назад

      Fekken greeks!

    • @zephyrr108
      @zephyrr108 10 месяцев назад +1

      I love her. Do we see more of her on the show?

  • @YourContentSucks.
    @YourContentSucks. 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh right, yeah.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 2 года назад +3

    I think the best joke, honestly, is the "ag'rophobic" exchange. It's a throwaway gag, but it's just perfect.

  • @madmungomannv1734
    @madmungomannv1734 Год назад +1

    First episode I've ever watched best episode I've ever watched I seen why Ireland likes this

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune290 4 года назад +9

    Ich bin mude!

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 3 месяца назад

    Oh no! I have that bike . I thought it was a one-off . It's made of copper in different gages

  • @fivelinus432
    @fivelinus432 3 года назад +4

    Feck!

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 2 года назад +2

    ACH SCHEISSE!!!!! Ich bin müde!😂😂😂😂

  • @yohaneschristianp
    @yohaneschristianp 2 года назад +1

    Funny how you get more right as thing gets older 🤣🤣🤣

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Год назад

    Maby he's agrophobic
    Jack scared of fighting I don't think so Ted
    😂

  • @NightxLightx
    @NightxLightx 2 года назад

    hands down the best episode, and it' hard to choose :)

  • @daruddock
    @daruddock Месяц назад

    'The Chinese: a great bunch o' lads.'

  • @secrettsundere955
    @secrettsundere955 5 лет назад +32

    I'm Chinese... and... I think that...
    Dis is veli de good i gif ten oot off ten

  • @kathleenmahaney5160
    @kathleenmahaney5160 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant we’ll let Father Ted 🐍buy
    the tickets😇⁉️ Ireland here☘️🙃
    we come🙏🏻

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowyn 4 месяца назад

    I love this episode.

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 Год назад

    The Chinese Irish bar, stunned mullets

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you from Manhattan ©2024

  • @YouGotsTheRabies
    @YouGotsTheRabies 11 месяцев назад

    I think I'm jealous of the He-Man comforter that Father Dougal has. Vintage!

  • @meauxreilly6110
    @meauxreilly6110 4 года назад +5

    21:40 he's kinda fine

  • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
    @GreatPolishWingedHussars 2 года назад +1

    Always this Greek inventors!

  • @chrislucy3778
    @chrislucy3778 2 года назад +2

    One of the best - they're all winners :)

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman 5 месяцев назад

    It always cracks me up when Ming the Merciless pop up

    • @milou66
      @milou66 5 месяцев назад +1

      Especially when played by a Swede!

    • @hanchiman
      @hanchiman 5 месяцев назад

      @@milou66 and not to mention Ming was a negative portrayal of Asian when he was created in the 1930

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 Год назад

    I thought I'd seen every episode more than once but I'd forgotten most of this one.

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 3 года назад +1

    "TED.... would you like a peanut?"

  • @qui0736
    @qui0736 2 года назад +1

    Very very very very very very very very very very VERY very dark blue.

  • @TheRealKarmaquarius
    @TheRealKarmaquarius 3 года назад +1

    fantastic

  • @SAseeker101
    @SAseeker101 Год назад

    The funniest comedy ever.

  • @MS-ll9qb
    @MS-ll9qb Год назад

    Hampster sandwich 😂😂

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 Год назад

    That was hysterical

  • @danilodistefanis5990
    @danilodistefanis5990 4 года назад +1

    I want to give it one More like but that would be devilish.

  • @glennswart1487
    @glennswart1487 Год назад

    Hysterical!

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 2 года назад +2

    "There's a G in Dougal.."
    "Where?" 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @MKitchen75
    @MKitchen75 2 года назад

    This is so hilarious episode of father ted