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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2017
  • Host Kristen Stewart remembers when Donald Trump was obsessed with her. [Season 42, 2017]
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  • @odgykins
    @odgykins 7 лет назад +15433

    "I'm so gay, dude..."
    fucking iconic.

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd 7 лет назад +251

      It's been a pretty open secret that she's gay for a while now, but It's still pretty awesome that she officially came out like that!

    • @ivand9610
      @ivand9610 7 лет назад +6

      IAMTheNerdHerd it's terrible and against sharia law inchalla

    • @rachelamber4967
      @rachelamber4967 7 лет назад +16

      Audrey Vasquez fucking love her!

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd 7 лет назад +105

      Why would her being bisexual have anything to do with Robert Pattison wanting to be with her? Being bi doesn't make you more likely to cheat you know, it just means that you're attracted to men and women...

    • @mkisdumb
      @mkisdumb 7 лет назад +12

      IAMTheNerdHerd *mic drop*
      you are someone who actually understands us

  • @emmasagittarius7694
    @emmasagittarius7694 6 лет назад +17306

    "im like so gay dude" i love her bye

  • @JanuaryLovesSelena
    @JanuaryLovesSelena 5 лет назад +5785

    I was getting gay vibes from her before I knew what a gay vibe was

  • @lilychild1634
    @lilychild1634 5 лет назад +7048

    “I’m like so gay dude” I think that was really brave of her

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 года назад +18

      @Sammy Smith ikr how is getting along with the "agenda" being brave.

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla 4 года назад +125

      I agree. Even she was told not to hold hands with her girlfriend in public so that she doesn't close some doors for herself in the film industry. It is still brave to do so in hollywood, it is full of homophobic and shitty people. What I find quite controversial is the fact that I think she said it just because they wrote it into her monologue, because it would be really a statement, but she actually said on several occasions after this moment that she is actually fluid and doesn't really want to put a label on herself, so Idk what to think about this public "come out"...

    • @dollface6104
      @dollface6104 3 года назад +56

      @Sammy Smith it's still brave and will always be, until people stop being dickheads.

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 года назад +4

      @@mars9234 lmaooooooooooo... Love that

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 года назад +19

      @Keyser Söze to be fair, one can realize a little late that they are gay. We don't all know everything about ourselves at a young age ... Especially with something like this, a person can be in denial with themselves. However, in this case, I did read somewhere she is Bi...

  • @adriennev5636
    @adriennev5636 7 лет назад +2524

    when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

    • @thegossipswan009
      @thegossipswan009 7 лет назад +75

      He's the real gossip girl, not Dan lol

    • @dasiasaur
      @dasiasaur 7 лет назад +4

      thegossipswan009 so true though

    • @rtalpha4172
      @rtalpha4172 7 лет назад

      Adrienne V rebrnfmrhykhr
      yr h g jh
      hgmdhnfnn

    • @joeddemicamprock
      @joeddemicamprock 7 лет назад +3

      ahahahahah

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 7 лет назад +6

      when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

  • @Asyipyip
    @Asyipyip 7 лет назад +3757

    WHY DID I SPEND MY ANGSTY TEENAGE YEARS HATING HER FOR A SHITTY ROLE IN A SHITTY MOVIE WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER INSTEAD

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 лет назад +39

      I am right there with ya, my friend.

    • @thebookwurm2736
      @thebookwurm2736 7 лет назад +48

      This is literally what I have been asking myself for the past several years.

    • @agi_b
      @agi_b 7 лет назад +10

      same

    • @kshdorii
      @kshdorii 7 лет назад +56

      It always happens to people with herd mentality who like to jump on the current trendy bandwagon and like to take out their frustration on people they know basically nothing about.

    • @flatearthreality8683
      @flatearthreality8683 7 лет назад +39

      i loved her since first time i saw her :))

  • @narutotrickzxtv3D
    @narutotrickzxtv3D 5 лет назад +12254

    She's like the only human being that can pull off awkward chill cool and emo and make it attractive I swear 🤣🤣😍 love her.

    • @zaineba7319
      @zaineba7319 4 года назад +117

      I think it helps that she is super good looking. Looks help

    • @newsreader4321
      @newsreader4321 4 года назад +4

      Sounds totally like schizophrenia either that or money makes people into egomaniacs

    • @simranvyas1393
      @simranvyas1393 4 года назад +25

      Just like Timothèe Chalamet

    • @gizmomac1520
      @gizmomac1520 3 года назад +4

      I'd love Kristen Stewart and Miles McKenna to interview each other in a room together! They give off the same vibes tbh imo 😂🤣 #biicon #transicon

    • @jorgechavarria4799
      @jorgechavarria4799 3 года назад +10

      True tho. The other two is how we look if we try to be like her 😂😂😂😂

  • @softerhaze
    @softerhaze 4 года назад +6416

    imagine being able to own ur awkwardness n being able to talk in front of people without having a panic attack. cant relate.

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 года назад +32

      @Kai Evans yes. When i was a teenager i was so numb it was impossible for my to say more than "yes" and "no". Now as a 30year old is not like im the king of the party but you learn to manage yourself at least to interact and have a decent conversation.

    • @gabrielagro443
      @gabrielagro443 4 года назад +3

      @Kai Evans hahaha my thoughts exactly

    • @ttommytom
      @ttommytom 4 года назад +13

      I can. I have a fear of being watched. I was a college, then professional, baseball player. Worst position for said fear:
      Pitcher. Walking TO the mound was the hardest part. I felt like 1000's of eyes ripping me up. Walking off was not as bad (I ran off) but you could still feel it. Pitching itself, you lock into one face in the crowd, during some moments. You can't look into your own dugout or god forbid, the opponents. They'll rip you apart. To block the voices, you lock into the 3rd baseman's voice. You have to ask him to repeat your nickname (we all have one) LOUD and it blocks out the world. You then lock into the 4 corners (The Catcher's knees and shoulders) and look for the spot you want to throw the ball. Once in the wind-up, it's locked in brain, dead silence and muscle memory. Like a car accident. Slow motion silence. If you think, you're done. That's why some people stop catching passes, throwing strikes or missing putts. They start thinking. I did have a horrible senior year of HS. Almost cost me my scholarship. Kept me from getting drafted. But I fixed it. I went and threw 1000 pitches against a fence and pretended 1000 people were watching. I heard a voice at a game close by and came up with the 3rd baseman idea. Worked.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +14

      I know her secret because I have it the same way. She doesn't control her anxiety and not have a panic attack, she instead goes up anyway even though she's mid panic attack and just focuses on what she practiced.

    • @genki2705
      @genki2705 2 года назад +1

      it's so contradicting. I can't make a head or a tail with it. She is an actress. She has to enjoy the attention, otherwise her career choice would have made no sense. Sometimes I think that her awkwardness is played

  • @pppfan103
    @pppfan103 7 лет назад +2951

    Kristen Stewart is severely underrated.

    • @robbylewis6937
      @robbylewis6937 7 лет назад +62

      Not really. She's just one of those celebrities that stay off of social media and hates the paparazzi. She wants to do the movies she chooses, promote them, and be left the hell alone.

    • @wgorham93
      @wgorham93 7 лет назад +3

      +Jackson DeStefano That's the impression you got from this utterly horrible monologue? I don't have anything against her as a person, but this monologue (and a significant portion of her roles in this whole episode) were extraordinarily bad.

    • @teal7973
      @teal7973 7 лет назад +5

      Krisss Bryant camp X-ray!

    • @JustDreamingLife
      @JustDreamingLife 7 лет назад

      it's all because of Twilight.

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 7 лет назад +3

      She got Best Actress award in Europe not long ago and she's still young, but they give her main roles in a wide variety of movies, so I wouldn't say she's exactly "underrated", but I kinda get why you say it.

  • @lostmoon7040
    @lostmoon7040 7 лет назад +16026

    I've always liked Kristen she gives off really cool vibes even if she is a bit awkward or whatever

    • @mr.mohagany8555
      @mr.mohagany8555 6 лет назад +243

      She seems able to get the audience to root for her, like she's made her vulnerability into an asset.

    • @ninaz2101
      @ninaz2101 6 лет назад +56

      WTF trump is a PRESIDENT !!
      Wonder which creeps do even like that old sack of fat and inplated hair.
      He’s ruining everything. And America was already great but destroyed by trumps words: Make america great again ectually means: Destroy america and make shit like trump
      he’s a total idiot, i mean, who writes things about kristen as a president? And even such thing? Isn’t that a privately thing? I mean, what’s wrong with that old man. He doesn’t even have a girlfiend who loves him so...he’s a real freak
      And how the hell would he know ANYTHING about kristen and edward except twilight.
      He doesn’t even know why they broke up and writes , yes he writes cauz he’s totally terrified of telling kristen into her face , so he writes she cheated on him?!
      I’m NOT from america but even if I hear not much of trump, i know it’s enough information to know that he’s a freak

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 6 лет назад +25

      Right! Like when she dropped her VMA award XD

    • @hannahg8439
      @hannahg8439 5 лет назад +64

      She's a lil insecure sometimes, I'd rather call this sweet than awkward :D

    • @misspaola3892
      @misspaola3892 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah she's so cool.

  • @shelletemisfit9799
    @shelletemisfit9799 3 года назад +3379

    Kate McKinnon and Kristen Stewart on one stage.... The gay energy in this room... is ASTRONOMICAL

    • @lcephoenix
      @lcephoenix 3 года назад +57

      This is the comment I was looking for. Like seriously! Made my gay heart so happy to see them on stage together!

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 3 года назад +19

      With Aidy bringing the bi energy! CRITICAL GAY MASS

    • @Diwnaodorhnwk
      @Diwnaodorhnwk 2 года назад

      @@IntrusiveThot is gay not the same as bisexual

    • @alezanders
      @alezanders 2 года назад +5

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk Gay means you like the same gender, bisexual means you like more than one gender

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 2 года назад +4

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk gay is also often used as a shorthand for queer folks in general as well! That was my intention with my comment

  • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
    @Hahahahaaahaahaa 4 года назад +3867

    Imagine cheating on everyone you've ever married, then ragging on a celebrity you don't know over twitter about her fidelity with a fake boyfriend, oh and then you still get to be president.

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 4 года назад +88

      Shit. Your comment is soooo underrated, dude! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @louiseklinkhammer3148
      @louiseklinkhammer3148 4 года назад +15

      Fake?

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 4 года назад +40

      @@louiseklinkhammer3148 yeah, they where dating just for publicity.

    • @luciewilfart1374
      @luciewilfart1374 3 года назад +98

      No! They were really dating. They say it on an interview :)

    • @ililililliil
      @ililililliil 3 года назад +96

      @@catycristina12 that's funny because Kristen herself confirmed that they were actually dating and she actually cheated and hurt Robert

  • @Katie-mw7pd
    @Katie-mw7pd 7 лет назад +10632

    Her accidentally swearing was so adorable.

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 7 лет назад +33

      Kati e Im sure she couldnt possibly have planned that in advance. Nope. Uh-uh.

    • @darkprose
      @darkprose 6 лет назад +34

      It really was.

    • @yurikoshinigami
      @yurikoshinigami 6 лет назад +87

      and the way she handle it was hilarious jajaja so cute

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 6 лет назад +24

      ...* adorkable...XD

    • @natgotmotion
      @natgotmotion 6 лет назад +2

      When

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад +8797

    "Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again." The guy who's had three wives would know all about cheating, right?

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 лет назад +204

      OH SNAP. I bet he would spin a line of bullshit about how men aren't supposed to be monogamous because of survival of the fittest and spreading their seed and UGH NOW I HAVE A MENTAL IMAGE OF TRUMP'S SEED. DO NOT WANT.

    • @newsoul1
      @newsoul1 7 лет назад +35

      OOOHH BURN

    • @lorinadevcic3743
      @lorinadevcic3743 7 лет назад +11

      What-If Machine you really belive that thoose tweets are real ? ? ? wow..

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 7 лет назад +17

      +What-If Machine You should check out what Keith Olbermann had to say about Trump's relationship with dogs and how he uses the wording "cheated like a dog", "treated like a dog" all over the place.

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 7 лет назад +98

      Three wives and fawns over his own daughter like the most pervy fuck on earth.

  • @natutw71
    @natutw71 4 года назад +5752

    kristen's mind: Don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear...
    (At the end:) Great! I made it, I didn't swear!
    Kristen: *swears*
    Kristen's mind: SO CLOSE!

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 года назад +14

      Thats what i dont like about lesbians they think they can swear like a man but they dont know how to control that power Lol

    • @AlkisenSuper
      @AlkisenSuper 4 года назад +217

      @@notname4414 Oh my God, could you be any more eyerollingly stupid? She's not the first one who swore accidentally on the show.

    • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
      @justthatgirl-ct4jo 4 года назад +5

      @@AlkisenSuper lol I think it was a joke

    • @sandras2624
      @sandras2624 4 года назад +44

      @@justthatgirl-ct4jo i sure hope so, cuz it indeed was eyerollingly stupid

    • @slothi_one
      @slothi_one 3 года назад +36

      i get that this was a joke but that can easily offend quite a few people, not that funny :/ especially with the fact that you directed this towards lesbians and used the phrase "like a man" like come on, its the 21st century

  • @resmerelish2830
    @resmerelish2830 4 года назад +1028

    When she said, "I'm so gay dude."
    I felt that

    • @jenni2766
      @jenni2766 2 года назад

      2:24

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 2 месяца назад

      Ok, gay people usually do. I feel that, but I don’t see why she has to flaunt it, pretend it’s brave and advertise herself

  • @hakeemsesay15
    @hakeemsesay15 7 лет назад +3146

    Honesty from the hate she gets from not looking or acting normal. She seems fine to me.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 7 лет назад +48

      cFc FiRe right she in her twenties still gets nervous in front of crowds. It how she is. And I get why people call her a emotionless actress. I think I heard she she struggles with socializing in public but I still give her probs for hosting snl.

    • @BrodyzVidz
      @BrodyzVidz 7 лет назад +1

      abdul great comment and totally agree

    • @occraig
      @occraig 7 лет назад +15

      she has been getting good acting roles since 2002(since the was 12)so she is over the whole fame thing and just wants to be a working actor. Scarlett Johansson ask the same way for the same reason

    • @user-yh8li2tm8g
      @user-yh8li2tm8g 7 лет назад +30

      i think she act wayyyy more normal than every else on tv. god, i'd be a shivering mess if you put me on live cameras.

    • @jordangreen7567
      @jordangreen7567 7 лет назад +5

      Abdul Sesay I think she gets hate for acting in twilight, not being a good actress, and cheating on her boyfriend.

  • @sweetupon3551
    @sweetupon3551 7 лет назад +6426

    '' he is probably in love with my boyfriend '' 😂😂 true

    • @deniserossiter1059
      @deniserossiter1059 4 года назад +49

      Sweet Upon 😂😆That was hilarious!! Best monolog EVER!! Can’t imagine what it would feel like to wake-up to the POTUS tweeting about your break-up 11x like he has nothing better to do!! The dude is seriously unhinged & worries me..no joke!

    • @lenilutang7141
      @lenilutang7141 4 года назад +49

      "my boyfriend"😍😍😍

    • @nawrinesa7160
      @nawrinesa7160 3 года назад +8

      Back in then,i too thought if Donald Trump is in love with him or not😆😅😆

    • @madfree101
      @madfree101 3 года назад +18

      Aren’t we all

    • @ps1hagrid964
      @ps1hagrid964 3 года назад +1

      I changed your like from 3k to 3.1k

  • @NK-he6eq
    @NK-he6eq 5 лет назад +703

    For someone with social anxiety, Kristen sure killed it!

    • @estherification04
      @estherification04 Год назад

      Fuck you that’s so backhanded lol

    • @Hereandqueer
      @Hereandqueer 9 месяцев назад +1

      She has social anxiety?

    • @danielgoncalves6438
      @danielgoncalves6438 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Hereandqueernah she just says she has it to look cool...but it's also for people forgive her for being such a bad actor but we don't.

  • @bee-bl9vx
    @bee-bl9vx 3 года назад +458

    My senior quote: “I’m like so gay dude”- Kristen Stewart

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 7 лет назад +2074

    If those tweets are real then I despair for America ...

    • @tobyw5442
      @tobyw5442 7 лет назад +93

      some of those tweets are still up

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 7 лет назад +80

      Tamizh Vignesh both those tweets were sent five years ago when Trump was 65 YEARS OLD he is old enough to be Kristin's grandfather!

    • @blackdog8245
      @blackdog8245 7 лет назад +108

      They're real unfortunately.

    • @fififornow8031
      @fififornow8031 7 лет назад +12

      Sopho Cles yup. Real from five years ago lmao

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 7 лет назад +7

      +Sopho Cles That would explain Trump's immaturity. Hopefully he will start acting like an adult at the age of 70.

  • @The2011Godfather
    @The2011Godfather 7 лет назад +1951

    How can anyone think Kristen is ugly? The girl oozes sex appeal in a non-conventional way. ;D

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 7 лет назад +14

      Ajay G seriously!! i love her hair and everything, really adds to the dark and sexy look

    • @busterthe2
      @busterthe2 7 лет назад +3

      Ajay G Yeah Edward Scissorhands is so hot

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 7 лет назад +6

      busterthe2 ok now that you say that, i definitely see a resemblance!

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 7 лет назад +5

      Well, to be honest, I found Edward Scissorhands hot...Weird, but hot..I mean, anything that Johnny Depp does is hot, to be fair...lol

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 лет назад +8

      Ajay G Cause people think that they are supposed to hate Twilight

  • @samash7302
    @samash7302 4 года назад +1942

    Remember guys, never judge an actor based on a horrendous franchise....

    • @Phoebe-el7vv
      @Phoebe-el7vv 4 года назад +68

      Sam Ash i thought twilight was sweet

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 4 года назад +46

      Phoebe Beckley I really liked the books, movies could be better at some points but I just love Kristen 🥰

    • @angelabby2379
      @angelabby2379 4 года назад +82

      Why do people expect an oscar winning movie from a cheesy chick flick fantasy romance i have no idea, i really enjoyed twilight for what it is

    • @margieohara
      @margieohara 3 года назад +16

      Don't judge a book by its movie

    • @shobhakumari6523
      @shobhakumari6523 3 года назад +4

      Never Judge An Actress by One "Particular Character" played by her
      But watch others like SPEAK(2004)
      and Portrayal in it.Also, Welcome to the Rileys(James Gandolfini),The Cake Eaters,The Runaways {Iconic Joan Jett},Clouds of Sils Maria
      [Cèsar], Adventureland,Panic Room,
      Etc..

  • @rdifede89
    @rdifede89 4 года назад +665

    The line “I’m like, sooo gay dude” made me lesbian pregnant.

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 7 лет назад +1886

    Trump obsessively tweeting about her love life, Sean Spicer obsessively tweeting about Dippin Dots... just what kind of crazies are running this country????

    • @yourface3154
      @yourface3154 7 лет назад +2

      He didn't tweet about her...

    • @luckyshots3094
      @luckyshots3094 7 лет назад +29

      Those were real tweets.

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 7 лет назад +13

      +Triston Charge they were real, look them up. I'm shocked, I honestly thought that was just a meta joke

    • @StevenGolden
      @StevenGolden 7 лет назад +31

      You've also got Mike Pence who thinks electrocuting gays makes them straight

    • @kathrynhansen9128
      @kathrynhansen9128 7 лет назад +6

      Nick agent, I'm sure it's not wasted.

  • @L0veepanicc
    @L0veepanicc 7 лет назад +1781

    I love how cringey this girl always is but she keeps going on TV even though she has social anxiety *applause*

    • @Widestone001
      @Widestone001 7 лет назад +123

      It seems that she is getting control over the anxiety - In some parts she seemed really natural and herself, even.
      Either that or she's a really good actress.
      Both work for her choice of carreer, so yay Kristen! :-)

    • @isaac10231
      @isaac10231 7 лет назад +2

      Juliette DB I think that's part of the act

    • @Crimson11100
      @Crimson11100 7 лет назад +30

      I admire her. I have anxiety too, but I cannot deal with it as well as she does.

    • @MsOverrated90
      @MsOverrated90 7 лет назад +2

      Lool. I thought by now she would find a way to deal with it, and do something about it. But I guess her approach is to just embrace it...

    • @michaeljenkins7024
      @michaeljenkins7024 7 лет назад +3

      It's utter BS. Anyone with real anxiety issues couldn't possibly have lived the life she's led. It just wouldn't be possible.

  • @ludanvers3701
    @ludanvers3701 3 года назад +183

    I can just imagine Robert reaction to those tweets

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 5 лет назад +652

    I've probably replayed 2:21 - 2:30 a thousand times.

  • @JSPJB
    @JSPJB 7 лет назад +3328

    "Alessia Cara is here.. and I'll never come back" lol. Kristen will be back. She was great in every skit.

    • @csic123
      @csic123 5 лет назад +42

      JSPJB I hope she doesn't get banned from SNL for dropping the f bomb. And she was a great host.

    • @seanesmith239
      @seanesmith239 5 лет назад +22

      Christopher Dorrough she wasn’t lol ppl have done much worse on this show anyway

    • @britneyspearsstan
      @britneyspearsstan 4 года назад +19

      She’s coming back this October 😊

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 4 года назад +1

      yeah shes prolly coming in season 45

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 4 года назад +1

      @@britneyspearsstan yesssssssssssss

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 7 лет назад +1325

    That's why Donald treats Melina in a shitty way. He has been in love with Robert the whole time. #Sad

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw 7 лет назад +1

      Is there another women in his life named Melina!! I thought it was only Melania....

    • @TheWayIRage
      @TheWayIRage 7 лет назад

      Jeea hahahah #sad

    • @ghettosteeve
      @ghettosteeve 7 лет назад

      oh shit dude its Bogie!
      sup?

    • @ryanbeaty4893
      @ryanbeaty4893 7 лет назад

      Wow, you're really desperate to be right, aren't you?

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw 7 лет назад

      Ryan Beaty : this is important news, need not get confused with incorrect names

  • @thethrashpanda
    @thethrashpanda 3 года назад +351

    Alright, who’s here from the “Happiest Season” trailer??
    Edit: Go watch the film. It was amazing. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fangirl.

    • @yerayarbelaez9164
      @yerayarbelaez9164 3 года назад +4

      me

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda 3 года назад +2

      @@yerayarbelaez9164 wooooorrrrddddd

    • @charzard1000
      @charzard1000 3 года назад +7

      It was so so good, great plot, great characters and so funny

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda 3 года назад +1

      @@charzard1000 Especially John

    • @4deleDaz33m
      @4deleDaz33m 2 года назад +2

      Watching Kristen playing a lesbian character in which she's just being herself makes me happy idk why 😂😂

  • @katiepurry18
    @katiepurry18 5 лет назад +603

    i think i'm gay, back when twilight was such a hit, my friends were so obsessed between team jacob or edward, and i was in the corner. trying to hide the fact that i only cared about kristen!

    • @shanjaliarul6077
      @shanjaliarul6077 3 года назад +24

      Same! I found her more attractive than either of the men 🤣

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +13

      Team Kristen!

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 3 года назад +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness HELL YES

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 3 года назад +4

      For me it was my friends were obsessed with one direction and had crushes on them....I was obsessed with my friends and (in retrospect, definitely) had crushes on some of them ._.

    • @olivagulabjan9
      @olivagulabjan9 2 года назад

      same

  • @internetslayer9000
    @internetslayer9000 7 лет назад +4586

    My gayness just intensified

    • @allen8575
      @allen8575 6 лет назад +5

      Lolol fuck, same.

    • @cloroxnosplashbleach7189
      @cloroxnosplashbleach7189 6 лет назад +3

      iputtheinternetonmyback i just say your comment on another video. Dont worry i liked them both.

    • @paladinv4709
      @paladinv4709 6 лет назад +5

      My straightness just intensified

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 6 лет назад

      No gold star for you! loljk

    • @Bia-vg1qf
      @Bia-vg1qf 6 лет назад

      Same tho

  • @florencelove1895
    @florencelove1895 7 лет назад +3269

    She's insanely hot.

  • @monsieurmorales2566
    @monsieurmorales2566 3 года назад +161

    "I think he's in love with *my boyfriend* " ❤️😭😭

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 4 года назад +177

    whenever i see her my bisexual heart just kind of bursts

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 2 месяца назад

      You don’t have a chance with her, sorry

  • @ladyaarion
    @ladyaarion 7 лет назад +4655

    I regret hating her when I was like 10. Kristen seems amazing and cool

    • @yoloswag6404
      @yoloswag6404 7 лет назад +4

      Zack Fisher good one

    • @Delephene
      @Delephene 7 лет назад +49

      Zack Fisher If you're going to call someone a "faggot" could you at least use proper grammar?

    • @ladyaarion
      @ladyaarion 7 лет назад +57

      Zack Fisher I think I lost 10 neurons by reading your comment

    • @sofficoto
      @sofficoto 6 лет назад +14

      I’m really gay for her now, amazing how much things changed since 2012

    • @yasigreen9800
      @yasigreen9800 6 лет назад +3

      Mike Pee Go fuck yourself

  • @Ryan_Cohen
    @Ryan_Cohen 7 лет назад +2232

    She rocked that dress!

    • @mayursurpurkar3428
      @mayursurpurkar3428 4 года назад +10

      The Crazy Ace Finally, somebody said it. I mean it's been two years, but still. 🤝💯

    • @brandonsamuels6457
      @brandonsamuels6457 3 года назад +1

      And those louboutin so kates.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 2 месяца назад

      You just need to toss it over your head, how couldn’t you pull this off? And it doesn’t make her look less like a coat rack, actually makes her look more like one.

  • @sapphic_edits592
    @sapphic_edits592 4 года назад +120

    her cursing and then realizing it is the best this ever
    so is the “i’m so gay dude”

  • @jumpforjoy6
    @jumpforjoy6 2 года назад +116

    I love how Kristen has had the balls to host SNL twice now even though people say she's awkward and Robert Pattinson won't do it lol

    • @lujorom9172
      @lujorom9172 2 года назад

      Why won’t he do it?

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 2 года назад +1

      He doesn’t need to do it😂😂

    • @jumpforjoy6
      @jumpforjoy6 2 года назад +3

      @@artillero8669 nobody needs to. Some dare to

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 2 года назад

      @@jumpforjoy6 I mean I hate to be an ass but she definitely needed to for relevancy.

    • @artillero8669
      @artillero8669 2 года назад +2

      @@jumpforjoy6 and tbh it’s pretty shameless to stand on stage and talk about the time you cheated on your partner.

  • @esmeathena520
    @esmeathena520 7 лет назад +1485

    Nice to see that she's finally comfortable with herself and who she is...and I'm not talking about her confirming she's gay.

    • @MyreW36
      @MyreW36 7 лет назад +3

      Esme Athena She's cobfirmed it before in interviews so it's not news

    • @AlliesBeautyTips
      @AlliesBeautyTips 7 лет назад

      is she gay or bisexual tho

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny 7 лет назад +2

      MyreW30 how come she only dated men and only had sex with men until a few years ago?? she legit liked men . I feel like men didn't like her so she's pretending to be gay

    • @travissch9375
      @travissch9375 7 лет назад +62

      lovelyxskinny That's not a thing. I dated women, had sex with women. Am I pretending to be gay? That's makes no sense.

    • @nialg202
      @nialg202 7 лет назад +12

      She said she was bisexual didn't she?

  • @ngawangdheden7277
    @ngawangdheden7277 7 лет назад +2434

    love how American telly takes cursing so seriously. In Britain, we have comedy shows, especially, throwing cuss words left and right and no one gives a toss.

    • @AaronOwenSmith
      @AaronOwenSmith 7 лет назад +59

      You must be really proud.

    • @jbhns
      @jbhns 7 лет назад +22

      it's the same here in the francophone part of Europa, we do this sometimes and it's not that big deal...

    • @markmaguk
      @markmaguk 7 лет назад +117

      Yes we are. Fucking proud.

    • @heyyou1198
      @heyyou1198 7 лет назад +3

      Ngawang Dheden only on network television.

    • @GameThruz
      @GameThruz 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah but not "Fuck".

  • @EpsilonEridani_
    @EpsilonEridani_ 5 лет назад +247

    I think many of us that were oh, about 11 or so when Twilight first came out probably hated her irrationally and then later discovered we weren’t straight and now here we are today in our early 20s, half in love with her

    • @elenaKS230
      @elenaKS230 4 года назад +1

      Juice why must you attack me like this?

    • @wildwesley9328
      @wildwesley9328 4 года назад +2

      This reaches me on a spiritual level

    • @sceneandemo4ever
      @sceneandemo4ever 3 года назад +5

      I was unintentionally obsessed with her. Like i wanted yo be her. Now as an adult, still obsessed with her but in a gay way

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 2 года назад +1

      Idk man, always loved her.
      And Jacob.
      And Alice.
      And Jasper.
      Gotta love the himbo🙄
      Victoria was always peeking up on the list too.
      Oh, and Rosalie.
      So from what I gathered. Young me was all about the movies and knew absolutely nothing outside of it👨‍🦲👍 And was also always very gay.
      I couldnt understand why anyone disliked her🤷‍♀️

  • @shr2310
    @shr2310 3 года назад +67

    "I'm like so gay dude"
    Mood mood mood

  • @sulabhparajuli
    @sulabhparajuli 7 лет назад +596

    SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. HER PERSONALITY IS JUST AMAZING

    • @kirinyardberry1324
      @kirinyardberry1324 7 лет назад +1

      She's a celebrity.

    • @DemoTrucking
      @DemoTrucking 7 лет назад +1

      sulabh parajuli She is shy don't know how BUT...

    • @charlcarlitis7821
      @charlcarlitis7821 7 лет назад

      Absolutely right Sulabh parajuli!

    • @frankstanks4399
      @frankstanks4399 7 лет назад

      Are you kidding me?? Lemme guess Kanye's top of your playlist too? Go home.

  • @elizabethnylam
    @elizabethnylam 7 лет назад +1122

    She totally nailed that monologue.

  • @rashishivgotra8558
    @rashishivgotra8558 3 года назад +34

    She is full of confident.....and she speaks soo beautifully

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 4 года назад +92

    4:33 and she'll be back this Saturday, 2 years later.

  • @kicel1252009991_Vankip
    @kicel1252009991_Vankip 7 лет назад +3861

    She's oddly attractive and super cute. Love her^-^

  • @joeysvehla2309
    @joeysvehla2309 7 лет назад +3124

    Our president is a guy who got genuinely butt hurt over a relationship that 14 year old girls hardly cared about. Lord have mercy.

    • @hassanbt5433
      @hassanbt5433 6 лет назад +22

      Megan J "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    • @Mohamed-jb9yx
      @Mohamed-jb9yx 5 лет назад +38

      Macy J
      Clinton had a sexual relationship outside his marriage which is bad and irresponsible. So is Trump. But the fact Trump cared the relationship of such actors creeps me out.

    • @hannahamaya8439
      @hannahamaya8439 5 лет назад +2

      Yay I’m the 666th like

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 года назад

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx did He?

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 4 года назад +7

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx Even if he didn't become president, dude, he was 70 at the time.

  • @catycristina12
    @catycristina12 4 года назад +44

    The best part about this is that I have no clue if she is just acting or really nervous... Like... Wow. Confused. But loved it!!! 😄

  • @mah512
    @mah512 3 года назад +26

    when im depressed i watch this video and i get instantly happy

  • @KayleighExOh
    @KayleighExOh 7 лет назад +1025

    I love that she accidentally swore it just puts the cherry on top haha

    • @youthofyesterdayrecords
      @youthofyesterdayrecords 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, that so wasn't planned.

    • @Beth_4
      @Beth_4 4 года назад +14

      @@youthofyesterdayrecords no you could tell it wasnt planned

    • @kmnji
      @kmnji 3 года назад +4

      @@Beth_4 she said in an interview with jimmy fallon that it was accidental

  • @s.f.694
    @s.f.694 7 лет назад +1402

    I thought that was really cool and genuine. Love Kristen. She kept it real

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 6 лет назад

      S. Y. She certainly kept trying to "look real." We get it....

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 2 месяца назад

      “She told us all her fetishes and went into detail about her cheating, she kept it so real”

  • @ushas7255
    @ushas7255 3 года назад +34

    Say whatever, but she does have her own style and carries herself well in being cheeky, shy etc.

  • @artbyfranzel
    @artbyfranzel 3 года назад +17

    2:26 best part

  • @elisiamangiacotti7001
    @elisiamangiacotti7001 7 лет назад +939

    what a badass queen

  • @Haddy26
    @Haddy26 7 лет назад +694

    I love her so fucking much

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 2 года назад +14

    Her making fun of tweets was hilarious. She shocked me with this monologue. Kristen's amazing!!

  • @mikeysorrentino8480
    @mikeysorrentino8480 4 года назад +49

    I never fully realized how attractive she is

  • @davidalbergo2
    @davidalbergo2 7 лет назад +1066

    She did soooooo well..I love how comfortable she is with herself. Shes dating an absolutely stunning girl..Well Done Kristen

    • @davidalbergo2
      @davidalbergo2 7 лет назад +79

      Ffion Dougherty Umm what homosexuality isnt comfortable for humanity..or do you mean YOUR NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY..

    • @claraision1664
      @claraision1664 7 лет назад +40

      Ffion Dougherty As a gay human being, I can promise you that I am very comfortable lmfao

    • @christianamelillo5438
      @christianamelillo5438 7 лет назад +4

      Ffion Dougherty LOL talk about a moral compass...

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 7 лет назад +22

      +Ffion Doughtety Ah ... so you speak for all humanity do you? I have a _serious_ bone to pick with your sorry ass. BTW, the only one you're fooling is yourself. Your homophobia is your own. It does *not* belong to 'humanity' as you seem to think.

    • @Sponsi_PL
      @Sponsi_PL 7 лет назад +1

      COMFORTABLE? She is a wreck here! It's a freaking disaster!

  • @sarabroyles3153
    @sarabroyles3153 7 лет назад +472

    It's safe to say Kristen Stewart is my favorite host so far.

  • @katiecaldwell1917
    @katiecaldwell1917 2 года назад +6

    she really helped me come out dude i love her

  • @felixh9469
    @felixh9469 5 лет назад +22

    She’s the most precious women ever. She gives me vibes dude

  • @wtfigabor
    @wtfigabor 7 лет назад +115

    to be fair, when I saw she'll host, I thought this will be the coolest fucking thing too. and in just the monologue she proved me right haha

  • @sophieb2510
    @sophieb2510 7 лет назад +639

    Two of my favourite lesbians on one stage, is this real??

  • @kendall354
    @kendall354 6 лет назад +9

    “And I’ll never come back” omg how can u not love her

  • @sruthinambiar2701
    @sruthinambiar2701 3 года назад +6

    I keep coming back to this video.

  • @sydnigrace.1444
    @sydnigrace.1444 7 лет назад +187

    she seems so much happier and more confident.

  • @mangomatt15
    @mangomatt15 7 лет назад +75

    OMG I want to give her a hug. She is amazing

  • @theloner7823
    @theloner7823 3 года назад +13

    2017: RUclips recommend
    2018: RUclips recommend
    2019: RUclips recommend
    2020: RUclips recommend
    I end up watching every time ❤️🤙🤙

  • @jackmake5115
    @jackmake5115 4 года назад +25

    I wish Robert was watching this an laughing 😂 and also she’s much happier. I’m glad that she said sorry to Robert for cheating and strong enough to talk about it here..

    • @4deleDaz33m
      @4deleDaz33m 2 года назад +3

      Robert has a great sense of humor, i'm sure he's just probably laughing his ass off if he watched this especially those Trump tweets were hilarious, i can't believe the former POTUS tweeted that lmaooooo

  • @44hunterbug
    @44hunterbug 7 лет назад +681

    Can she marry me please omg

    • @rdklzkydd
      @rdklzkydd 7 лет назад +24

      Buddy, she's gay. There's not gonna be any guys in her.

    • @justiceblackwolf369
      @justiceblackwolf369 7 лет назад

      Jay Diggy him who?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 лет назад +2

      rdklzkydd We can change gender! Didn't think about that, huh?! We'll take your precious lesbians away from you mwahahahaha!

    • @aliothursaemajoris516
      @aliothursaemajoris516 7 лет назад +8

      Bear Arms lol, you'll still be a man

    • @Whosoever141
      @Whosoever141 7 лет назад

      Zoe Skittles no

  • @EveForbiddenFruit
    @EveForbiddenFruit 7 лет назад +84

    Kristen has legitimately been one of my favorite actresses for years, and I loved her on SNL tonight. She was clearly nervous though. But I would be too if I were hosting my favorite show.

  • @kimphamxx
    @kimphamxx 4 года назад +33

    She is so beautiful her bone structure is gorgeous!

  • @hanifaherlambang7678
    @hanifaherlambang7678 4 года назад +38

    I love her smile and style on Charlie's angels. She crush it. Hopely she always happy like that

  • @kirikiri2381
    @kirikiri2381 7 лет назад +250

    I gotta say I've never like Kristen Stewart as an actress but on SNL she was damn awesome ! I was so wrong :) In this season of SNL so far episode with Kristen hosting is my absolute favourite

  • @JoeFunicelli
    @JoeFunicelli 7 лет назад +51

    All these years, I had assumed that NBC ran a tape delay of some kind in case something like 4:24 happens.
    You learn something new every day.

    • @gemmaskate
      @gemmaskate 7 лет назад +1

      Joe Funicelli Did they? I wasn't watching live

    • @ButteredCalamari
      @ButteredCalamari 7 лет назад +8

      I watched it live last night and there was no bleep. Ah, it doesn't really matter anyway, it's late night TV.

    • @philipzamora4259
      @philipzamora4259 7 лет назад

      I also watched it late last night but all I got was a bleep.

    • @JoeFunicelli
      @JoeFunicelli 7 лет назад +6

      I was watching on the east coast and her F-bomb slipped through, no bleep or mute.
      Not a big deal, it just surprised me.

  • @Decker97
    @Decker97 3 года назад +26

    he doesn't hate me , he' loves my boyfriend"😂😂

  • @cobrax236
    @cobrax236 5 лет назад +17

    Kirsten Steward is so pure! One of the most perfect human beeings in the world.

  • @rowanfaris200
    @rowanfaris200 7 лет назад +81

    She handled the swear like a veteran. I'm impressed.

  • @miekef403
    @miekef403 7 лет назад +250

    Kristen Stewart may be awkward, but deep inside we're all the same. I love her so much, she's awesome

  • @sparshgarg8362
    @sparshgarg8362 2 года назад +3

    No no no, the President tweeted about me ELEVEN TIMES!
    Don't know why but, watching this on repeat

  • @KamalikaMukherjee81
    @KamalikaMukherjee81 3 года назад +11

    Each time I see Kristen, I fall more in love. 💗

  • @elinah982
    @elinah982 7 лет назад +15

    I was shocked to hear Robert's name. she is not vocal about her personal life usually. but I loved it so much!!!!

  • @fatehazkhan
    @fatehazkhan 7 лет назад +29

    This is probably one of the coolest Monologues I have seen on SNL. That's just my opinion.

  • @Ruchir1712
    @Ruchir1712 4 года назад +6

    0:19
    Damn! Those heels..!!

  • @ik1768
    @ik1768 2 года назад +11

    Kristen is one of my favorite SNL hosts. Every sketch of hers is Hilarious 😂

  • @aristasious
    @aristasious 7 лет назад +47

    Kristen, you are a fucking queen, baby.

  • @drea3142
    @drea3142 7 лет назад +12

    okay but kate's reaction to kristen saying the f word is the cutest thing ever

  • @kashamr
    @kashamr 3 года назад +21

    She’s so awkward I’m in love with her😭

  • @nicole-gw1ok
    @nicole-gw1ok 3 года назад +6

    I STILL LOVE HER NOW ICONIC ASF

  • @hoopssheaffer
    @hoopssheaffer 7 лет назад +73

    Is it just me, or is this the best SNL season in ages? Thanks Donald.

  • @britneyblaird5750
    @britneyblaird5750 7 лет назад +17

    She did a great job, and seemed genuinely happy to be there.

  • @bearinara
    @bearinara 3 года назад +14

    “im like so gay dude” same and also i love you
    also my two favorite lesbians on stage at the same time
    also i would make the same mistake

  • @slushied
    @slushied 3 года назад +4

    IM OBSESSED

  • @smiller2044
    @smiller2044 7 лет назад +123

    okay, now I luv u Kristen Stewart. That was funny!

  • @permafrost92
    @permafrost92 7 лет назад +16

    Omg I love Kristin Stewart

  • @bellaj2681
    @bellaj2681 3 года назад +14

    Feel free to just pop that beanie back on

  • @avedic
    @avedic 3 года назад +38

    I've always liked her. I never ever got the hate she used to get....and probably still gets from some.
    But I think it's lovely how she's grown into the person she truly is.
    Also, I adore her look lately. Very androgynous and cool and sorta modern goth. Very sexy. o_o She pulls it off so well.
    It's funny to me....I'm a straight guy, but I find androgynous women _and_ men very attractive. People like Kristen, Evan Rachel Wood, Matty Healy, Bowie, etc....