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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2017
  • Students (Kristen Stewart, Aidy Bryant, Pete Davidson, Kyle Mooney) share stories of drunken mishaps. [Season 42, 2017]
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @ambersaround952
    @ambersaround952 5 лет назад +7051

    "...and got so f...aded"
    We see you Kristen

    • @hannahmendoza1710
      @hannahmendoza1710 3 года назад +131

      Oh that's why she kinda paused

    • @klof361
      @klof361 3 года назад +245

      Well, considering that in the monologue earlier that night, Kristen dropped the f-bomb, she was probably super nervous about doing it again😅 Aidy, and Kate’s reactions onstage to Kristen’s monologue slipup had me in tears laughing

    • @Gman1998
      @Gman1998 3 года назад +32

      That was a nice save

    • @WdawgSmith
      @WdawgSmith 8 дней назад

      She’s really bad in a lot of the skits she’s in I mean she completely messed up with the no hawk part and that was meant to be the funniest line in this skit
      She wasn’t laughing either So didn’t break She just wasn’t sure what to say for about 3 seconds They love having her on though Just wish she was better at being funny

  • @T1J
    @T1J 3 года назад +16205

    pop that beanie back on

    • @keranhuang
      @keranhuang 3 года назад +47

      hello!!! love ur channel

    • @miranda13c
      @miranda13c 3 года назад +142

      The way he said it killed me 😂

    • @cal6780
      @cal6780 3 года назад +13

      @@nickolasjairo6323 WHY IS EVERYONE COMMENTING THE SAME THING EVERYWHERE

    • @tommybrown9534
      @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +28

      Lol..the way they kept saying it🤣🤣🤣

    • @rocquelmodeste8406
      @rocquelmodeste8406 3 года назад +5

      Catchy🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasperclydeinsd592
    @jasperclydeinsd592 4 года назад +7334

    Kristen’s dry persona actually worked so well in this skit, I liked most of this episode actually. I wish she hadn’t stumbled on the “nohawk” line because it would’ve been that much funnier.

    • @ColePhillips
      @ColePhillips 4 года назад +439

      CC Carter she played it off well tho, it seemed casual to me ya know

    • @jasperclydeinsd592
      @jasperclydeinsd592 4 года назад +182

      Cole Phillips She did, it was just so funny when she took that beanie off I want it to be perfect.

    • @carrielueker3870
      @carrielueker3870 4 года назад +38

      Exactly what I thought lol. She’s good at sketch comedy!

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 4 года назад +59

      Her delivery wasn't very smooth though, like with that weird pause around "faded," or her odd timing on the no-hawk bit where it seemed like she was fishing too hard for the cue. It's a well written sketch, just that it would've worked better if they got a better actress to handle her part.

    • @muhammadlaving2670
      @muhammadlaving2670 4 года назад +113

      @@deathpyre42 ur an idiot

  • @broadwaylover5384
    @broadwaylover5384 3 года назад +1118

    Pete's silent "Oh. My. God." at Kristen's no-hawk 😂

    • @OliverTCrowe
      @OliverTCrowe 3 года назад +8

      I thought the mouthing was a bit much when his expression alone was brilliant. Sort of a show-don't-tell type of moment where his expression conveyed perfectly what was going through his mind (and it was honestly hilarious already seeing his eyes widen like that when it was revealed), and him mouthing it was unnecessary.

    • @HONORTONUMERIC123
      @HONORTONUMERIC123 2 года назад

      @@OliverTCrowe yeah.... But that's OK to that sketch at that time.... Why because this sketch is good and hillarious at normal flow with good intense..... Anyway that's a good sketch with good normal flow from start to the end..... GREAT ONE...

  • @victorvera5864
    @victorvera5864 4 года назад +17383

    Mikey and Cecily nailed the cringy attitude exhibited by the dorm RAs and the ones that have a position of authority there.

    • @zulufever8649
      @zulufever8649 4 года назад +40

      What does RA mean ?

    • @taylatay4100
      @taylatay4100 4 года назад +169

      @@zulufever8649 Resident Advisor

    • @zulufever8649
      @zulufever8649 4 года назад +36

      @@taylatay4100 merci !

    • @aegystierone8505
      @aegystierone8505 4 года назад +385

      It's like they're trying hard to balance being in charge while not offending anyone lol

    • @christinash2235
      @christinash2235 4 года назад +241

      They are exactly like RAs it's very convincing, there's this whole construct on college campuses seemingly explicitly designed for baby sitting freshman and it's not unlike being at an Evangelical Christian high school youth camp

  • @wputer
    @wputer 4 года назад +15585

    I visit here regularly every month to see "pop that beanie back on".

    • @coramarie619
      @coramarie619 4 года назад +111

      i don't search for it, youtube just knows

    • @r.7530
      @r.7530 4 года назад +66

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?????

    • @PeterPanHK
      @PeterPanHK 4 года назад +41

      Yeah me too, just having no idea why its so funny

    • @coramarie619
      @coramarie619 4 года назад +10

      Fact Center India its an absolutely chaotic joke t

    • @geico7760
      @geico7760 4 года назад +5

      Lmao same

  • @shawnboley4994
    @shawnboley4994 3 года назад +5874

    I feel like Kristen Stewart doesn’t get nearly enough recognition for being a good actress

  • @bormz7191
    @bormz7191 3 года назад +959

    I couldn’t remember what this sketch was called so I just searched “go ahead and pop that beanie back on” and RUclips knew exactly what I was looking for.

    • @cellulardecay9520
      @cellulardecay9520 2 года назад +14

      RUclips knows us better than we know ourselves.

    • @prospect689
      @prospect689 2 года назад +2

      The algorithm knows that's the stable comment and knows what video it is from. Plus the video has a lot of views.

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 5 лет назад +4264

    “I got so fu-faded.”
    Avoided that second strike there, Kristen. Lol

    • @omarkhan4179
      @omarkhan4179 4 года назад +11

      ShinRyojin what's her first

    • @coramarie619
      @coramarie619 4 года назад +53

      Omar Khan in her monologue

    • @Koichi218
      @Koichi218 3 года назад +30

      @@JustChillin227 No *points at you* Stop that.

    • @orphanoforbit7588
      @orphanoforbit7588 3 года назад +9

      @@Koichi218 no points at you?
      I've read it several times and still have no idea.

    • @Koichi218
      @Koichi218 3 года назад +12

      @@orphanoforbit7588 lol I put asterisks around "points at you" like I'm actually pointing at you saying "stop that". Lol Didn't know it would show without the asterisks.
      Basically I was saying stop with the religious nonsense. I meant no disrespect as I was a bit typsie lol, but I still meant it.

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 лет назад +9387

    Am I the only one who laughed at the smarminess of "Yeahhh zero tolerance policy on campus" He captures that phony RA energy so well.

    • @RJMacReady1
      @RJMacReady1 4 года назад +223

      Mikey day is a master at that tone

    • @leetogo3333
      @leetogo3333 4 года назад +5

      nope

    • @ColePhillips
      @ColePhillips 4 года назад +15

      honestly!! 😭

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 4 года назад +73

      It sucks, because some of them do try, but others are really just trying to be "fake friends" with their guys.

    • @bringiton5282
      @bringiton5282 4 года назад +38

      I get that attitude from my design teacher, very phony indeed. 'I'm your friend ! But obey me.' Why don't you drop the act ? You're not my equal, so don't pretend to be.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 2 года назад +322

    The way Kristen delivered "w u t" after the dog chip line sent me, she sounded zooted

  • @lilpon920
    @lilpon920 4 года назад +777

    "Pop that beanie back on" 😂😂

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees 4 года назад +9552

    the "i can't digest an egg?" line kills me everytime, i love how kristen looks like she might be about to laugh so she diverts the energy into being jittery

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify 4 года назад +320

      caramel coffee absolutely! It’s like she covered up the face change from almost laughing by going in a direction that made her seem extra disturbed by the thought of it. It was perfect! Amazing actress. Love her work.

    • @lauramessy
      @lauramessy 4 года назад +20

      @@DiscoChixify she's very anxious too love her

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify 3 года назад +31

      The Gospel is there a reason why you’re quoting scripture at me on a comment about a SNL skit?

    • @TheWaynelds
      @TheWaynelds 3 года назад +11

      The Gospel Hey, you have no room to talk about Godlyness. I heard you got caught trying to bribe the pope to change parts of the Bible to include using harmful drugs as being “spiritually connected to God”
      Also, just a few hours ago, you were caught acting out love making techniques on a statue of the Virgin Mary and St Peter during Sunday School.

    • @tommybrown9534
      @tommybrown9534 3 года назад +2

      Lol I caught that too

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 7 лет назад +5729

    We've all seen the haircut by now so feel free to just POP that beanie back on?
    LMAOO

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 7 лет назад +51

      Melissa Ngai Seriously, that joke was funny each time they said it

    • @graymoe2007
      @graymoe2007 7 лет назад +2

      Melissa Ngai You are really cute. Whats your snap or insta?

    • @rickdeckard5719
      @rickdeckard5719 7 лет назад +25

      Perv alert!

    • @evanbell
      @evanbell 7 лет назад +15

      Old Man ...bruh.

    • @graymoe2007
      @graymoe2007 7 лет назад +5

      Rick Deckard LoL😂 Im not a perve. I just like to make social media friends

  • @spencer6042
    @spencer6042 Год назад +355

    Mikey and Cecily really nail the Christian youth group leader vibe

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan 3 года назад +328

    Mikey’s face when he’s trying to process the story about the egg is brilliant 😂😂

  • @hessu275
    @hessu275 7 лет назад +3041

    Kristen fits for this role perfectly

    • @matkojapan
      @matkojapan 7 лет назад +40

      I don't think she was acting.

    • @hessu275
      @hessu275 7 лет назад +6

      Possible

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 7 лет назад +1

      HeikkiP certain

    • @angelicazambrano
      @angelicazambrano 7 лет назад

      HeikkiP hmm not really I preferred her in the panic room with Jodie foster not the panic room panic room I am referring to the Jodie and Kirsten one cup panic room she definitely no beanie on (available on the dark web I would post a link if the pressure cooker bomb instructions were not on the same link)

    • @hessu275
      @hessu275 7 лет назад +2

      Saw it and liked it, Fincher hardly never disappoints

  • @loulu2
    @loulu2 7 лет назад +2722

    Mr. Shinto would get SO mad when I would get wasted and miss the submarine back to the mainland too.

    • @ringo1692
      @ringo1692 7 лет назад +63

      Louis Lulenski Ikr...? he's SUCH a dick!!!

    • @Ren-ck3cl
      @Ren-ck3cl 7 лет назад +38

      Louis Lulenski god say what you want, but ill never forget mr.shintos loving embrace, as he departed from the island leaving me stranded in a drunken stupor

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +166

      And he would want her to pop that beanie back on.

    • @COSkinnyTireRider
      @COSkinnyTireRider 7 лет назад +13

      No doubt over thinking it but Mirror Lake does have an island that was known to get visited on occasion (Thursday nights in particular) although I never knew anyone who took a submarine out to it, and those who did visit it had to deal with the other name for Mirror Lake, Duck Shit Pond.

    • @Aaron-vk7qh
      @Aaron-vk7qh 6 лет назад +2

      Ya like once i got really wasted and i vomited on the submarine back home because aparently i rode on top of it to mr shintos island then i passed out and was out for so long that it was break and the submarine wasnt running when i came to and mr shinto was off vacationng

  • @CraziestDiamonds
    @CraziestDiamonds 2 года назад +81

    "pop that beanie back on" is what got me into Mikey Day.

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 2 года назад +114

    Cecily nailed the energy of her character and her "Thanks, Hunt!" killed.

  • @turcois6956
    @turcois6956 7 лет назад +1370

    I'm like 90% sure she almost said "fucked up" at 1:30

    • @sarayahclark4511
      @sarayahclark4511 7 лет назад +4

      Cameron Hernon ya😂

    • @NoperDurden
      @NoperDurden 7 лет назад +71

      Cameron Hernon Even funnier because she said it in the opening monologue.. got a sailor mouth lol

    • @tacs3
      @tacs3 7 лет назад +10

      *faded

    • @turcois6956
      @turcois6956 7 лет назад +75

      lol Teresa, she DID say faded. I'm saying she ALMOST said fucked up

    • @JordanMathewsla_la_love
      @JordanMathewsla_la_love 7 лет назад

      I think so too xD

  • @James7995
    @James7995 4 года назад +6063

    To be fair, Mr Shinto had warned her about missing the sub off the island several times the night before.

    • @blackviking2079
      @blackviking2079 4 года назад +119

      Mr Shinto was Jeffrey Epstein

    • @cg.r.21
      @cg.r.21 4 года назад +50

      Oh like when the RA's advised her to put back the beanie on lol.

    • @drlepper72
      @drlepper72 4 года назад +111

      I guarantee mr Shinto had an itinerary and posted departure time. No excuses, it was about accountability

    • @zacktrever1878
      @zacktrever1878 4 года назад +8

      @@blackviking2079 what a twist

    • @jatilq
      @jatilq 3 года назад +7

      Was this a 'Lost' reference?

  • @kcok2094
    @kcok2094 2 года назад +99

    “have you ever blacked out and woke up with a dog tracking chip in your neck? And your like what? “
    I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @breezywriter6572
    @breezywriter6572 2 года назад +31

    “What is your life?” Is the funniest ending to an SNL sketch I’ve seen in a long time 😄
    I also want to see the disk thing she had and I need to hear more about Mr. Shento. 😂

  • @NA-tu7nt
    @NA-tu7nt 7 лет назад +5536

    "What is your life?", lmao.

    • @celestus87
      @celestus87 7 лет назад +6

      The answer is "all about not being funny regardless of what I say"...

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine 7 лет назад +46

      +PC Kosmas The question was regarding the skit, not actually directed at you.

    • @sarayahclark4511
      @sarayahclark4511 7 лет назад +4

      Nisa Jensen xD

    • @peacelovejoynpurple
      @peacelovejoynpurple 7 лет назад +6

      Nisa Jensen best part!

    • @tclement619
      @tclement619 7 лет назад +3

      Nisa Jensen omg lol

  • @lhb21
    @lhb21 5 лет назад +8814

    I like how he just repetitively reminds her that, “You can just pop that beanie back on.”

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +34

      I don't know if alcohol does that, but I would love to try that egg thing in Kristen to see if it would re-emerge uncracked!

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 5 лет назад +42

      It's such a great audience joke because before they even said it I thought to myself "Pop that beanie back on, made your point"

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 5 лет назад +7

      I only made it 1:14 in before I started cracking up about that. IT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET

    • @SubjectMRF37
      @SubjectMRF37 5 лет назад

      Benjamin von Sück loooool SAME

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 года назад +14

      I mean I liked your comment but you could really just pop that beanie back on

  • @onlythingicouldthink
    @onlythingicouldthink 4 года назад +58

    "I got so fffff...aded" 😂😂 she almost forgot she was on SNL

  • @MichaelSheehy75
    @MichaelSheehy75 3 года назад +605

    "Classic college story, y'know.
    I drank 40 beers, an' got naked, an' grabbed a chainsaw, went behind North Hall an' cut down like...35 pine trees..."
    I love how casually she delivers this.

  • @apperusenpai
    @apperusenpai 7 лет назад +12834

    "I got so fu--faded..." Good catch, Kristen. Good catch.

    • @abgeth
      @abgeth 6 лет назад +74

      Crystal The Luxio are they not allowed to cuss?

    • @MotherLoverx3
      @MotherLoverx3 6 лет назад +610

      Abraham george SNL is a television show. They get fined for F bombs

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 6 лет назад +501

      Abraham george it's live, so they wouldn't be able to censor it. Kristen Stewart actually swore during the monologue on this episode

    • @delilahtaylor4453
      @delilahtaylor4453 6 лет назад +3

      Crystal The Luxio 666 Likes!

    • @emmasandstone4754
      @emmasandstone4754 6 лет назад

      Courtney

  • @zumzum74
    @zumzum74 2 года назад +91

    This is genuinely the best acting Kristen Stewart has ever done. When she tells the egg story I feel like I'm hearing a weird story from her life, not the characters lmao

    • @Ari-ll1wp
      @Ari-ll1wp 4 месяца назад

      Look up the Rosie the Riveter sketch and you'll see her at her funniest ever.

  • @theblopperify
    @theblopperify 3 года назад +311

    It's SUH! Not ZA. SUH, PI-SUH, - SUH. ZA's for La-ZA-gna. SUH for PI-SUH!

    • @user-vt7mv3jy5l
      @user-vt7mv3jy5l 3 года назад +6

      Peet

    • @MK-ko7jw
      @MK-ko7jw 3 года назад +10

      One of my fav skits. He had the solid evidence still went on and on about za 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gunvirsingh3914
      @gunvirsingh3914 3 года назад +4

      I'm so proud of the fact that other people get that reference as well

  • @SkyAndKidShow
    @SkyAndKidShow 4 года назад +8639

    'What is your life? ' got me lol

    • @a-aron4tw849
      @a-aron4tw849 3 года назад +27

      Pretty generic joke,

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад +25

      "What is your life?"

    • @kirid5773
      @kirid5773 3 года назад +52

      @@Hellwyck You must be really fun at parties.

    • @spikegorman1650
      @spikegorman1650 3 года назад +9

      @@Hellwyck THANK YOU. It was driving me nuts lol.

    • @dansmith3721
      @dansmith3721 3 года назад +3

      @Mike M nah the ones with 10 minute kegstands and nohawk stylists

  • @samanthagreen576
    @samanthagreen576 4 года назад +6988

    They really nailed the exact tone of voice of any older college student in an authority position D: Gives me war flash backs to college orientation....

    • @christinash2235
      @christinash2235 4 года назад +75

      Yeah because the kids who take those jobs are huge dweebs and when they graduate they are guaranteed long fascinating careers in middle management, state beauracracies and the public school system

    • @pepinillosazucarados6743
      @pepinillosazucarados6743 4 года назад +8

      WAR FLASH BACKS !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TALK FUNNY HAHAHAHA

    • @eringsgrace3560
      @eringsgrace3560 4 года назад +7

      Ngl when I do meetings at my school I definitely seem like this. Even though I’m the youngest there.
      But I’m also the loudest and I LOVE public speaking so I’m usually the one to tell everyone the meeting is starting. It’s so funny when the girls look at me like “please help us get them to pay attention” I LOVE IT!

    • @JustChillin227
      @JustChillin227 3 года назад

      @@christinash2235 The gospel by which we're saved. We're under Paul's ministry today. Therefore we're not under the law of the old testament. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 (KJV)1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures.
      And that takes us back to John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Ephesians 2:8-9 (KJV) 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. So it's only by GRACE that we are saved not by works. Jesus did all the work and gave us GRACE (unmerited favor) as long as we have FAITH (believe) in the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ for SALVATION (trust in his blood). That's the gospel. Jesus said, Ye must be born again to enter into the kingdom.(accept Jesus as your SAVIOR)

    • @TheWaynelds
      @TheWaynelds 3 года назад +2

      The Gospel Hey, you have no room to talk about Godlyness. I heard you got caught trying to encourage parents to make love to their children saying “It pleases the lord”, and just 8 hours ago, you were caught trying to get Sunday school kids to take off their clothes and act out stories in the Bible!

  • @ronswansonsdog2833
    @ronswansonsdog2833 2 года назад +37

    3:31 The extra between Kristen & Kyle in the back - his expressions are priceless.

    • @Ciel-sp4lg
      @Ciel-sp4lg 2 года назад

      a- are you talking about pete davidson?????????

    • @ronswansonsdog2833
      @ronswansonsdog2833 24 дня назад

      @@Ciel-sp4lgPete is not an extra lol

    • @Ciel-sp4lg
      @Ciel-sp4lg 22 дня назад

      @@ronswansonsdog2833i was just confused cus i thought you called pete an extra

  • @voxcapulus7833
    @voxcapulus7833 4 года назад +158

    And if you liked this video, feel free to pop that beanie back on.

  • @aamanpour3630
    @aamanpour3630 5 лет назад +4728

    The first "pop that beanie back on" is the best. He says it so politely and casually and makes it seem as if he's saying it for her sake when really he can' stand the sight of her no-hawk. How naturally he says it is what makes it so funny to me.

    • @samgillard4297
      @samgillard4297 4 года назад +3

      😂😂he said it as I started to read your comment. I had to pause it..I was near death lol

    • @kylemalachowski
      @kylemalachowski 4 года назад +14

      Thanks for explaining a simple ass joke bro

    • @emilyelizabeth4365
      @emilyelizabeth4365 4 года назад

      Pretty much sums up what being a teacher is like

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 года назад +4

      I swear, we need a subreddit for people who think they’re funny or trying to get likes by pointing out the obvious.

  • @MiguellaGorilla
    @MiguellaGorilla 4 года назад +3401

    It's 2019...still waiting for her to go ahead and uhh...pop that beanie back on...

    • @annawilliams2348
      @annawilliams2348 4 года назад +54

      MiguellaGorilla it’s 2020..... still waiting for her to go ahead and pop that beanie back on.....

    • @ODessa002
      @ODessa002 3 года назад +42

      It the end of the world....still waiting for her to ahead and uhh.....pop that beanie back on

    • @MiguellaGorilla
      @MiguellaGorilla 3 года назад +21

      Historians in the future are still waiting for her to go ahead and uhh...pop that beanie back on

    • @MistressNilah
      @MistressNilah 3 года назад +17

      @@JustChillin227 If only you ended your spam with "pop that beanie back on." That would get me for sure.

    • @arielmonet7359
      @arielmonet7359 3 года назад +13

      @@MistressNilah and jesus say unto you go ahead and pop that beanie back on

  • @MarayaGavin5839
    @MarayaGavin5839 3 года назад +11

    “Feel free to POP that beanie back on...” 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @that1guy324
    @that1guy324 3 года назад +33

    What really makes the sketch for me is how the counselor's try to get Kristen to put her beanie back on like they're disgusted but they're trying to be polite is comedic gold

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 6 лет назад +5837

    "Pop that beanie back on" XD

  • @In_time
    @In_time 7 лет назад +2609

    " my body's so jacked it can't digest an egg?!" THE LEG BOUNCE!! Omg, I CANNOT 😭🤣😂

    • @artmoss6889
      @artmoss6889 6 лет назад +142

      Yeah, she's a master at incorporating small physical actions into her characters. That's one of the reasons why I enjoy watching her perform.

    • @nternetrat
      @nternetrat 6 лет назад +8

      Is it bad that I don't get that?

    • @delilahtaylor4453
      @delilahtaylor4453 6 лет назад

      in time 199 likes!

    • @JohnnyBuckrot
      @JohnnyBuckrot 6 лет назад +33

      I thought she was trying hard not to laugh lol

    • @canadarox_1328
      @canadarox_1328 5 лет назад +19

      i dont know if alcohol does THAT

  • @conorstarling
    @conorstarling Год назад +20

    Kristen was great, but Mikey Day absolutely kills it with his delivery in this one, "why don't we go ahead and POP that beanie back on!" haha

  • @yazanalshaar7292
    @yazanalshaar7292 3 года назад +21

    "WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?"
    I can't think of a better way to end the skit!

  • @rebeccaabena9947
    @rebeccaabena9947 7 лет назад +910

    every time they mentioned the beanie I died.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 6 лет назад +4

      So many times are you dead now?

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 7 лет назад +2703

    They should've just kept "POP that beanie back on" in other sketches not related to this one just as a running gag to see how funny it could get.

    • @1ry_
      @1ry_ 7 лет назад +6

      This sketch was last night they might

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +75

      This is the next catchphrase.

    • @typicaltrumpsupporter6016
      @typicaltrumpsupporter6016 7 лет назад +5

      Well isn't that special ;)

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 6 лет назад +2

      And then while the skeletons are dancing, Evelyn comes in and does her best to SHUT... IT... DOWN!

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 6 лет назад +3

      They never did it. There was even a moment this season where Mikey's character puts a hat on a doll and it could've been said there.

  • @charlenevelte8957
    @charlenevelte8957 2 года назад +12

    I lose it everytime Mikey and Cecily tell her to "pop that beanie back on" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 2 года назад +44

    Kristen Stewart was amazing in this... how she didn't lose it is beyond me. The plate down "there", the egg, Mr. Shinto, all with a straight face. Pretty good!

  • @jimfinn3992
    @jimfinn3992 7 лет назад +1580

    everytime he says "pop that beanie back on" i laugh so hard

    • @RJ-hx5nb
      @RJ-hx5nb 5 лет назад +7

      Word on the street: it's still not back on. !

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 5 лет назад +12

      i sometimes wake up at wondering did she ever popped that beanie back on

  • @helberoliveira9339
    @helberoliveira9339 5 лет назад +5721

    Speaking of eggs I once stuck one in my urethra and when it cracked I didn't pick out the shells, which caused an infection that gave me flashbacks to my previous life in which I was a general in Alexander the Great's army, the very same general who poisoned him so the rest of the soldiers and I could return home to our families since we hadn't seen them in months because of Alexander's obsession with conquering the known world, but hey that's what happens when you take 4 kilos of cocaine, 12 liters of hard liquor, 5 grams of weed, and 3 gallons of fentanyl in one night on a dare.

  • @maryschroeder1533
    @maryschroeder1533 11 месяцев назад +13

    Mikey's timing in this sketch is simply amazing! It could have easily gone off the rails with Kristen's stumble on "no-hawk", but he single-handedly reigned it back in. Incredible work!

  • @littlesapphire7926
    @littlesapphire7926 10 месяцев назад +4

    *"Pop that beanie back on"*
    🤣That gag had me dead🤣

  • @meghnamanjunatha4707
    @meghnamanjunatha4707 5 лет назад +1488

    "What is your life" that was the perfect question

  • @z.zhengzhou5911
    @z.zhengzhou5911 5 лет назад +2298

    Kristen was so serious the whole time. It's rare that no one breaks character in a sketch funny like this.

    • @priscilaassis5704
      @priscilaassis5704 4 года назад +9

      Z. Zhengzhou she doesn’t know how to laugh

    • @annie-my7gd
      @annie-my7gd 2 года назад +73

      @@priscilaassis5704 she is a very smiley and cheerful person actually. y’all are just annoying.

    • @Urmom-jv9ec
      @Urmom-jv9ec 2 года назад +23

      Well she had to suffer through her lines in Twilight without laughing

    • @mackenzie44
      @mackenzie44 Год назад +7

      @@Urmom-jv9ec ain’t that the truth

    • @vickenator
      @vickenator Год назад +3

      Pete came close, but yeah.

  • @BreadPitt1012
    @BreadPitt1012 10 месяцев назад +7

    3:52 Mikey's face 😂😂😂
    He's so severely underrated

  • @CinnamonXstasyNC777
    @CinnamonXstasyNC777 2 года назад +8

    When he said “ I- I don’t know if Alcohol does that..” Mikey’s face just said it all “Alcohol isn’t the blame for everything.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GregPoblete
    @GregPoblete 7 лет назад +606

    This was a solid written skit.

    • @NealNot
      @NealNot 7 лет назад +18

      Greg Poblete For ONCE. lol

  • @bellagionis6432
    @bellagionis6432 5 лет назад +859

    "I hate eggs and I would never eat one!"
    "but you would put one..."

    • @savanpatil7364
      @savanpatil7364 4 года назад +1

      Yea ...i didn't get that joke actually... could anyone like explain it to me??

    • @Dasbob00
      @Dasbob00 4 года назад +18

      @@haute03 or in another orifice

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад +4

      when she asked, how did it not crack, the answer is you soak it in vinegar lol

  • @Angela-ot7es
    @Angela-ot7es 2 года назад +4

    I'm going to start saying crazy things and end it with "I've done it.....you've done it".

  • @kristy89523
    @kristy89523 2 года назад +6

    Randomly thought of "pop that Bernie back on" so here I am watching this again after many years 😂.

  • @eileenw7914
    @eileenw7914 6 лет назад +1751

    “...I can’t digest an egg?” “But you would put one...” LOL I died.

    • @jklax
      @jklax 5 лет назад +22

      It was probably hard boiled, which is why it didn't crack.

    • @TheTerrormisu
      @TheTerrormisu 5 лет назад +44

      How did it not crack? - lube from Mr. SHINTO

    • @JDMHaze
      @JDMHaze 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @joyeswinderman3845
      @joyeswinderman3845 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheTerrormisu LMAO

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics 5 лет назад +7

      @@jklax Not necessarily. They come out of chickens just fine. Their shape is pretty good at distributing stress across the entire surface.

  • @vinity5202
    @vinity5202 7 лет назад +1438

    Kristen stewart played the part perfectly, this was an amazing sketch, had me laughing for a while. keep it up snl ;)

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 7 лет назад +18

      Vinity she was great but I think she slipped on her lines for the no-hawk part lol - kinda fit with the character though

    • @Andrewrb15
      @Andrewrb15 7 лет назад +20

      Zant I wouldn't say it fit, but making one mistake when you're not used to doing live sketches isn't so bad. This was a great skit

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +1

      That's actually a reverse mohawk. Someone should've said that.

    • @gamesandfun781
      @gamesandfun781 7 лет назад +4

      Actually Kriten Stewart did at 1:37

    • @gamesandfun781
      @gamesandfun781 7 лет назад

      *Kristen

  • @Vanessa-ij5nf
    @Vanessa-ij5nf 3 года назад +28

    Kristen Stewart was the best SNL guest because all her skits were so freaking funny

  • @rhiannondavies6943
    @rhiannondavies6943 2 года назад +3

    Pete staring lovingly at the back of Kristen's head

  • @step26sn93
    @step26sn93 7 лет назад +2386

    I'm still thinking about that egg, like how did it not Crack????? lololololol

    • @NomadicBlackRegent
      @NomadicBlackRegent 7 лет назад +35

      Stephanie Nelson strong vaginal muscles.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +67

      Hard boiled.

    • @loudiamond
      @loudiamond 7 лет назад +8

      more like anal..

    • @jasonbourne6365
      @jasonbourne6365 7 лет назад +11

      NomadicBlackRegent 1789 It was coming out her ass fool.

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 7 лет назад +4

      The way they wrote Courtney, she could assume she's trying to piss out an egg, too. It really could be either, though "ass" is probably the safer bet.

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 4 года назад +319

    I LOVED LOVED LOVED the way K Stew delivered the eggs line “I hate eggs I would never eat one...”

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 2 года назад +13

      but you would put one ...

    • @MsJellyBellyLove
      @MsJellyBellyLove 5 месяцев назад

      I wonder if it was a nod to Mork from Ork.

  • @Unknownturtle
    @Unknownturtle 4 года назад +472

    Why do people hate kristen Stewart. She’s pretty funny

    • @elenapanova4809
      @elenapanova4809 3 года назад +51

      People love to zero on someone to collectively pick on. She's actually awesome

    • @musiclyricluver9855
      @musiclyricluver9855 3 года назад +23

      She's very funny. I love her!

    • @hello.sooyoung7418
      @hello.sooyoung7418 3 года назад +5

      Because most of people that hate her. Did not forget her being a big cheater in the past???

    • @hello.sooyoung7418
      @hello.sooyoung7418 3 года назад +2

      @@lilflorences tell that to the people who hate her still.

    • @tenebroussapiens2800
      @tenebroussapiens2800 3 года назад +4

      I don't know anyone who hates her. But, I don't know that many people.

  • @jonathanlongwe1745
    @jonathanlongwe1745 Год назад +2

    Its the "What is your life" for me😅😂😂

  • @bwoods8898
    @bwoods8898 4 года назад +680

    Kristen Stewart is pure GOLD in this sketch

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 3 года назад

      #facts

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад +1

      @Clay Chiarelott Like you could do better

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад

      @Clay Chiarelott no, you could not do better. Scrub the toilets please

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад

      @Clay Chiarelott Now that you're back from scrubbing toilets, here's more work: scrubbing more toilets! Off you go ...

    • @dae-nnylusuhh2039
      @dae-nnylusuhh2039 3 года назад

      It really did suit here dry humour.

  • @krystalperez5096
    @krystalperez5096 7 лет назад +242

    "What is your life?"😂😂

  • @internziko
    @internziko 3 года назад +7

    The way she says "like what?" Is so authentic

  • @sefagoingify
    @sefagoingify 3 года назад +23

    I can't believe how amazing and funny Kristen Stewart is when she hosts snl

  • @chaole1000
    @chaole1000 7 лет назад +5554

    #popthatbeanie

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 7 лет назад +2255

    I want to hang out with Courtney. She seems to have a very interesting life, unlike me.

    • @sulekamara9656
      @sulekamara9656 7 лет назад +188

      just make sure you're ready to pop that beanie on

    • @AllisonLinner
      @AllisonLinner 7 лет назад +2

      Choo Choo MotherTrucker Jesus. I just put that in my "related to me" playlist because my life is actually like that. No one wants to hang out with me though, I don't blame them 😜

    • @AllisonLinner
      @AllisonLinner 7 лет назад +10

      In Cognito Awww well thank you for the kind suggestion. Much appreciated. That's a shot from a modeling gig I did. I'm laughing my clown ass to the bank thanks!

    • @TheGenZBeatleShow
      @TheGenZBeatleShow 7 лет назад +57

      The only reason my life is interesting is that my president is an orange…

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 7 лет назад +5

      Innocent I prefer the term "toupee wearing raisin" but orange works too.

  • @jenniferlima4368
    @jenniferlima4368 2 года назад +2

    the whole egg history and all the "pop that beanie back on" just killed me

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 3 года назад +15

    I’ve watched this sketch so many times. I mean legit like 40 times. I love it. A few things 1) so what the shit does “snake a seat” mean. I hate it a ton. 2) “Mr Shintos Island” fuckin awesome 3) there is no way they’d write up Jenna for drinking the night before her 21st bday

  • @celeste7649
    @celeste7649 5 лет назад +6466

    At last an actor (actress in this case) who doesn't read her lines. She's so underestimated as an actress bc of twilight but she's actually really talented.

    • @iknowimverystupidbut1828
      @iknowimverystupidbut1828 5 лет назад +230

      Her acting was really bad here, as usual.

    • @kikiKaysie
      @kikiKaysie 5 лет назад +178

      I agree. It’s quite annoying that most hosts don’t bother with learning their lines and just read the cue cards, even Scarlett Johansson.

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 5 лет назад +233

      No amount of skill could have made that character good.
      This scene is awesome, she sounds so serious.

    • @DavidArriola
      @DavidArriola 5 лет назад +86

      What? She is reading the lines. She is not looking at the actor, even if she seems to, that is the trick in SNL.

    • @TheTonichee
      @TheTonichee 5 лет назад +75

      Oh God, you're joking right. She was fumbling, and totally reading and STILL messing up, and her acting was the worst

  • @letstango7939
    @letstango7939 5 лет назад +435

    "My body is so jacked I can't digest an egg" hahahahaha

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 2 года назад +12

    "I hate eggs; I would never eat one." Same, girl, same.
    I love how it's Dry Friday, but they all get invited to a kegger after.

  • @missarkell
    @missarkell 2 года назад +7

    Okay I think this is one of my fave SNL skits. Kristen nailed it perfectly, the cheesy RAs… everything was just *chef’s kiss*

  • @pauloconnor7261
    @pauloconnor7261 4 года назад +1155

    I can't believe they said they had zah when it clearly showed suh in the box...

    • @drew6108
      @drew6108 4 года назад +45

      Paul O'Connor, Franco would be proud

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 4 года назад +11

      Probably my favorite sketch of SNL lol

    • @patrickm.2653
      @patrickm.2653 4 года назад +21

      Two girls are dead

    • @locoritto
      @locoritto 4 года назад +7

      @@patrickm.2653 (breaks character)

    • @thecomputer4212
      @thecomputer4212 4 года назад +13

      Also we have footage, we can’t count on just The Za Argument

  • @hyunlvrr
    @hyunlvrr 5 лет назад +497

    “Courtney we’ve all seen the hair, so feel free to pop that beanie back on.”

  • @johnnykwon3999
    @johnnykwon3999 2 года назад +4

    4:27 the way cecily says "like... how did it not crack?"

  • @tamamoni8908
    @tamamoni8908 2 года назад +7

    When your alma mater gets parodied by SNL, you know you’ve made it.

  • @Amy17229
    @Amy17229 6 лет назад +564

    She plays that so straight... and believable.

  • @tenebroussapiens2800
    @tenebroussapiens2800 6 лет назад +797

    You have to admire Hunter for how he is able to come back at her non sequiturs; "We'll take your word for it!", "We don't have to say it!" and "OK. I don't know if alcohol does that."

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 5 лет назад +10

      Tenebrous sapiens and you can go ahead and pop that beanie back on

  • @decgar07
    @decgar07 2 года назад +12

    Kristen Stewart's character here seems like a genuinely nice person

  • @b.steady7584
    @b.steady7584 3 года назад +7

    “You got a picture of that disc thing?” Lmaoo

  • @percyperanamus7432
    @percyperanamus7432 6 лет назад +870

    pop that beanie back on is like engraved into my memory

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 7 лет назад +378

    Not a K Stew fan but she rocks to spaced out weirdo role (I mean that in the nicest possible way).

    • @LilyShimizu
      @LilyShimizu 7 лет назад +27

      Tom Miller or maybe she's just a completely normal human being who has spacey moments. The only thing we know she has for sure is anxiety. Also "mental case" is derogatory, let's not further stigmatize mental issues please.

    • @gigiblack2231
      @gigiblack2231 7 лет назад +4

      Isn't that who she is in real life too

  • @arman0612
    @arman0612 3 года назад +28

    The SNL writing team really knows how to write perfect sketches for Stewart to excel in. I’m not generally a fan of her as an actress but she’s nailed all of her sketches. This one is brilliant!

  • @JustMe-bi5xy
    @JustMe-bi5xy 2 года назад +6

    i always keep coming back to this sketch every 2 months… its so hilarious and Kristen just nails the punchlines with her deadpan expressions

  • @justinstuckey3734
    @justinstuckey3734 4 года назад +263

    Kristen's nervous mannerisms in this sketch are amazing

  • @alexonline2340
    @alexonline2340 6 лет назад +861

    kristen KILLED this. i love seeing acting guests totally be in their element and be a big part of a sketch!! kristen needs to be in more comedies

    • @Whitneypyant
      @Whitneypyant 5 лет назад +3

      No she didn’t.

    • @Playsinvain
      @Playsinvain 5 лет назад +1

      Teshura Rose I don’t know who she is, but i thought she was terrific in a nasty role.

  • @ashlye24000
    @ashlye24000 2 года назад +7

    One of the funniest SNL skits ever! I am amazed at how Kristen kept a straight face the whole time.

  • @joannap8769
    @joannap8769 3 года назад +4

    The way she says “what” on the dog tracking part 😂 2:00

  • @lemailsen
    @lemailsen 5 лет назад +252

    "Yeah, I don't know if alcohol does that buut" had me dying hahahaha 😂👌

  • @KingofCannabis
    @KingofCannabis 7 лет назад +560

    I want to hang out with Mr. Shinto.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +48

      Yeah, him and David Pumpkins.

    • @jujucrock14
      @jujucrock14 7 лет назад +20

      King of Cannabis First you gotta pop that beanie back on.

    • @typhlosion251
      @typhlosion251 6 лет назад

      sha11235 Essentially Simon too

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 6 лет назад

      King of Cannabis Just make sure not to miss the submarine back to the mainland or he'll be mad.

  • @ribusgan
    @ribusgan 4 года назад +6

    Aidy just killed it with "What is your life?!!", in a tremolo that meant so much and so many things!!!

  • @devildog757
    @devildog757 2 года назад +7

    I've literally watched this over a dozen times. I still laugh at every version of, "Pop that beanie back on!"

  • @blessedprincess8869
    @blessedprincess8869 6 лет назад +235

    "My body is so jacked, I can't digest and egg? That's...that's crazy." 😂😂😂