I can TOLERATE most movies, and I've never walked into the theater on a movie before...except for that movie .. it is legitimately hone of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life,.
The Assembly Cut of Alien3 improved the film by miles. Still not a fan of the unceremonious deaths in the opening sequence. But it does have one of my favorite reaction shots with Morse yelling “F**K” in the mess hall
@@samuraicupcake289 they could write a story arc around her death, we never actually saw her die from Ripleys point of view. Both Hicks and Newt could have had their deaths faked by a confidence game between the prison warden and Weyland Yutani execs. Keeping Ripley there on the prison planet but sending them onwards.
AVP Requiem is the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater for. I legitimately don't know how they manage to make a movie as awful as that. It was impossibly bad.
@@zillafire101 didn't the director of the original godzilla tell one of the kids thier mom was actually dead to get a more realistic reaction? Shits still a haunting scene but damn.
Hold up, Covenant being "lovely"? Did we watch the same movie, you and me? Because I can't remember a single person who won't complain about everything that's wrong with Covenant.
Covenant definitely isn't perfect, but I found it to be way, way better than Prometheus, which I really didn't like at all (I know it's an unpopular opinion)
The main problem with covenant is that it's not a story about its 'supposed' main character or its secondary characters, it's a story about the villain, and it gives a shit origin for the franchise's monster. But it's visually impressive and the action is very good. The philosophical stuff is also at an acceptable level. Prometheus is better at the character arc, but the dumb script really kills it.
@@paulssss5463 brain dead characters, more weird lore who don't go anywhere, bad CG, the "scary moments" are obvious and generic, and the ending sucks massive thunder ass, thats why people don't like this movie
The fact that this man can just create the crispiest pop ever, say “nice,” then proceed to casually reproduce it in every instance afterwards is just capital. 10/10 would fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice again.
_Prometheus_ had some pretty good writers behind it and did good by the mystery and horror aspects of it, even if it ain’t the scariest Alien film. The only flaw that held the it back was lack of logic and common sense among the characters in many of the scenes. _Alien Covenant_ had basically all the same things as _Prometheus_ but it didn’t have the same writers as _Prometheus_ and the horror and mystery aspects took a huge hit as a result. Also, the pacing was pretty bad. It feels so rushed. I think that an extended cut with the deleted scenes and promotional short films wouldn’t fix it completely, but would be a huge improvement.
@@TigerBonez >Has good writing >To make any plot happen, all characters lack any common sense or logic Find the problem with these assertions. I really don't care if the writers wrote sth. good before, that movie was not well written at all :)
So I found this channel by accident...I'm very glad that happened...I'm a huge horror movie buff so these are freaking phenomenal! I would suggest that you do the Thing franchise, but that only has 3 movies. Either way, keep up the amazing work my man!
I know someone who gave alien a 6/10 and I then spent the next hour and a half reading their essay report and explaining why they're wrong. That movies great
Alien: Cherry on the top Aliens: Ice Cream and chocolate syrup Alien 3: NO, Quick Get Out!!! Alien Resurrection: Soggy Cake AVP: Really Good AVPR: That wasn’t very nice Prometheus: I don’t like it very much Alien Covenant: Peach Syrup tasting bad
Alien - 10/10 The first and only Alien movie that is actually terrifying. Aliens - 9/10 Like Terminator, this has become action-horror and I actually don't mind it so this sequel is pretty much great in every way. Alien 3 - 7/10 Just love this movie solely for Ripley. Alien Resurrection - 6/10 This is a good concept and had some good acting, especially from Sigourney Weaver. AvP - 7/10 Love this crossover imo AvP - 4/10 And it had turned worse than ever Prometheus - 8/10 Tbh, I like this prequel. It is a fresh new story. Alien Convenant - 5/10 "And it is (un)lovely once again"
@@4Beliar Even if you didn't like Prometheus, I sill recommend Covenant. Because it's more in line with the first 2 movies. It focuses more on the horror and the Aliens than the mythology like in Prometheus
@@fotzegamingandmedia1840 I mean for me personally it's worse than 3. Despite comedy relief team of mercenaries resurrections Super Riplay and room with her clones was much more memorable than anything in 3 including alien "rape" scene. Again it's just my preference. And I liked Alien 1 over Aliens that also for some people is weird.
At first I saw resident evil video. I disagreed with the praise of the original and sequel. Now I've seen justice done to the Prometheus and Covenant. And you, sir, are one respectable man of culture!
I don't think any Alien franchise movie is downright awful, they all have some cool concept to offer and can be enjoyable. Industralist space monks? Space marines? Space pirares? We've got it all. Hell, even AVP Requiem would be not that bad if it just wasn't so damn dark. The maternity ward scene? Goddamn that's the type of horror I haven't seen until or since, and the costumes had lots of care put into them, you just can't see it at all because to watch this movie, you have to create an area of absolute darkness and crank the brightness of the screen to 200% with the use of thrid-party software.
Very based. I do like covenant and prometheus too. As it seems, usually only normies don't like those movies, while actual horror enjoyers do appreciate.
Characters are so dumb in Covenant that i too lost brain cells while watching them. Besides that, i loved the David plot and aliens origin but ultimately this is the movie that killed the franchise and i am pissed because of that.
I’m so glad someone appreciates Prometheus. I’ve talked to a lot of people who didn’t like it. I walked out a little disappointed when it came out but I realize it was just my expectations failing me rather than the movie being subpar. Say what you will but Prometheus was great in my opinion. It was something Ridley Scott wanted to do, and it was a story he was really passionate about telling, and that love and passion really shines through. I thought Alien Covenant was okay but to me it felt like Ridley Scott was being forced to inject Alien into his vision which kind of made me feel bad.
Alien- nice Aliens- really good Alien 3- I don’t like it very much Alien resurrection- a bit rich but ok Avp- ahh in the mouth it was lovely Avp requiem- quick get out get out of here Prometheus- alight I said alright Alien covenant- bit rich but ok
Yes!!! Finally someone praises Prometheus and Covenant. 👽 They're the only two I consider canon to Alien and Aliens. Alien 3 is meh but defo better than the rest. Couldn't care less about Resurrection, AVP 1 & 2.
Some people say it’s bad personally I love it, Story kinda goes everywhere but the fights scenes were worth it , please watch it and let me know what you think about it
@@calebnotnoob5415 I definitely think writing could be better storyline wise, And Cgi wasn’t the best when it came to up close shots and blood, but I think the kills, Fight scenes and the overall look of the predators and aliens hold up its pretty good
Aliens VS Predator Requiem, also known as the film you can't actually see.
Bruh when I saw that back in the day I was convinced I was losing my eyesight lmao
That one should’ve had the reaction of him looking around trying to see the movie
The film you're better off not seeing.
I can TOLERATE most movies, and I've never walked into the theater on a movie before...except for that movie .. it is legitimately hone of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life,.
would have been a nice reaction if they just put the “what’s in it” part for this movie lol
This is probably the first time anyone has praised Alien Covenant
It's a breath of fresh air, it's really underrated.
@@evanus we talking about the movie where Fassbender blows his own flute with his fellow Fassbender?
@@evanus no, it's not. Literally the tombstone of the franchise
Same I thought people unanimously hated it
I actually enjoyed Covenant, my fourth favourite after Aliens, Alien, and Prometheus
The Assembly Cut of Alien3 improved the film by miles. Still not a fan of the unceremonious deaths in the opening sequence. But it does have one of my favorite reaction shots with Morse yelling “F**K” in the mess hall
I think Alien3 is underrated.
@@te9591 especially with its soundtrack, arguably the best in the series
Personally I wish it didn't exist. It meant that we would never seen Newt again. :(
@@samuraicupcake289 they could write a story arc around her death, we never actually saw her die from Ripleys point of view. Both Hicks and Newt could have had their deaths faked by a confidence game between the prison warden and Weyland Yutani execs. Keeping Ripley there on the prison planet but sending them onwards.
Alien³ is better than Aliens
AVP Requiem is the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater for. I legitimately don't know how they manage to make a movie as awful as that. It was impossibly bad.
Thank god you can't see half of it because of the brightens or lack of it
It wasn't that bad it was just to dark
That’s just a waste of money. Not to mention, overly dramatic.
Then The Predator comes in...
It's bad
Do one of these with Final Destination. I'd like to see your opinion on them!
Same
do it coward!
All of them are good and then 4 is shit
Final Destination 5 1:26
waiting for this!
Wow, this is a channel that really makes content with care about their subscribers, thank you for making this video !! :)
Yeah this was my concept :)
The hospital parts in AVP Requiem are fucking haunting, literally the kind of stuff you don't see in horror movies anymore.
Not like the movie let you see it to begin with
If only you could see it
Realistic due to the fact that Xenomorph and a predalien would do that
It felt too try hard for me. I've seen movies handle kids getting killed with more tact like Godzilla 54 and still be horrifying
@@zillafire101 didn't the director of the original godzilla tell one of the kids thier mom was actually dead to get a more realistic reaction? Shits still a haunting scene but damn.
Hold up, Covenant being "lovely"? Did we watch the same movie, you and me? Because I can't remember a single person who won't complain about everything that's wrong with Covenant.
Covenant definitely isn't perfect, but I found it to be way, way better than Prometheus, which I really didn't like at all (I know it's an unpopular opinion)
The main problem with covenant is that it's not a story about its 'supposed' main character or its secondary characters, it's a story about the villain, and it gives a shit origin for the franchise's monster. But it's visually impressive and the action is very good. The philosophical stuff is also at an acceptable level. Prometheus is better at the character arc, but the dumb script really kills it.
Fr, covenant was a piece of shit movie, even AVP is better than that stupid movie
Idk what people are talking about, covenant is awesome
@@paulssss5463 brain dead characters, more weird lore who don't go anywhere, bad CG, the "scary moments" are obvious and generic, and the ending sucks massive thunder ass, thats why people don't like this movie
The fact that this man can just create the crispiest pop ever, say “nice,” then proceed to casually reproduce it in every instance afterwards is just capital. 10/10 would fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice again.
AvP wasn't THAT bad.
We don't talk about the sequel.
Even if theres only a few films itd be cool to see you cover the evil dead franchise!
It would all be great lmao
It's all peach syrup.
Finally someone acknowledges Prometheus! 😄 Even if it is, erm, Michael Rosen 😆
Acknowledged as a bad movie you mean? You noticed the irony right?
@@patte5306 well that's what I thought but then he seemed to genuinly praise Covenant so I'm not so sure anymore
pls never stop making these bro
Godzilla Showa Series would be noice.
im glad people make these Still
Who would describe Prometheus as "great" and Alien Covenant as "lovely" and "wonderful"?
Prometheus felt like it had potential but the execution was done poorly.
People with opinions. Wow.
@@alt0799 Well, duh. That comment still doesn't get into what type of person is into those movies.
_Prometheus_ had some pretty good writers behind it and did good by the mystery and horror aspects of it, even if it ain’t the scariest Alien film. The only flaw that held the it back was lack of logic and common sense among the characters in many of the scenes.
_Alien Covenant_ had basically all the same things as _Prometheus_ but it didn’t have the same writers as _Prometheus_ and the horror and mystery aspects took a huge hit as a result. Also, the pacing was pretty bad. It feels so rushed. I think that an extended cut with the deleted scenes and promotional short films wouldn’t fix it completely, but would be a huge improvement.
@@TigerBonez
>Has good writing
>To make any plot happen, all characters lack any common sense or logic
Find the problem with these assertions.
I really don't care if the writers wrote sth. good before, that movie was not well written at all :)
I'd love to see Michael describing the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies
The first two are the only ones that really matter.
the peach syrup one
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Do PREADATOR next
Literally the only one I disagree with here is Covenant. Everything else was almost perfectly accurate.
So I found this channel by accident...I'm very glad that happened...I'm a huge horror movie buff so these are freaking phenomenal! I would suggest that you do the Thing franchise, but that only has 3 movies. Either way, keep up the amazing work my man!
I know someone who gave alien a 6/10 and I then spent the next hour and a half reading their essay report and explaining why they're wrong.
That movies great
This is actually accurate lmao. I cant see anything in AVPR.
Do one of all walking dead seasons
*Hank Voice* you look very much like my brother in law😑
Although alien 3 killed off one of the most loved characters in the franchise, It’s socially quite a good movie and doesn’t deserve the hate it gets
You had it right up 'til Prometheus and Alien Covenant. But hey, good on the first five.
I really enjoy Alien: Resurrection. It's a fun and pretty scary
I will now always refer to AVP2 as soggy cake.
Alien 3 was rich but okay.
Final Destination, Wrong Turn and Leprechaun!
I wouldve swapped the reactions for promethius and Covenant.
I love these. I'm so happy to see fans react to my favorite franchise. Alien is amazingly splendid.
Except for Alien 3
That was ass
I finally found someone who liked Prometheus and Alien: Covenant!
Prometheus was okay, but Covenant.... I saw it once and never want to see that piece of shit film ever again. Worst of the lot.
I got one. Considering that they were featured on here twice, How about the Predator movies?
Was so prepared for Prometheus/Covenant slander. So happy to be surprised ❤️
We need a michael rosen describes the Jurassic Park franchise movies
That was fast damn love the content
Can you do Devil May Cry series ? Or Dbd Chapters !
AVP is my guilty pleasure movie, everyone says it’s bad but I love it
Do the Evil Dead franchise!
Oh come ooon, Alien 3 was the perfect closer to the franchise and it should've ended there
Alien: Cherry on the top
Aliens: Ice Cream and chocolate syrup
Alien 3: NO, Quick Get Out!!!
Alien Resurrection: Soggy Cake
AVP: Really Good
AVPR: That wasn’t very nice
Prometheus: I don’t like it very much
Alien Covenant: Peach Syrup tasting bad
Alien - 10/10
The first and only Alien movie that is actually terrifying.
Aliens - 9/10
Like Terminator, this has become action-horror and I actually don't mind it so this sequel is pretty much great in every way.
Alien 3 - 7/10
Just love this movie solely for Ripley.
Alien Resurrection - 6/10
This is a good concept and had some good acting, especially from Sigourney Weaver.
AvP - 7/10
Love this crossover imo
AvP - 4/10
And it had turned worse than ever
Prometheus - 8/10
Tbh, I like this prequel. It is a fresh new story.
Alien Convenant - 5/10
"And it is (un)lovely once again"
I thought Alien³ was horrible and I actually realy liked Alien: Ressurrection. I also loved Prometheus and Covenant
You are a monument to modern Hollywood's sins
Kinda agree kinda dissagree, imho Ressurrection is far better than 3. But would like to forget Prometheus and didnt watch Covenant.
@@4Beliar Even if you didn't like Prometheus, I sill recommend Covenant. Because it's more in line with the first 2 movies. It focuses more on the horror and the Aliens than the mythology like in Prometheus
@@4Beliar 3 worse than Resurrection is a bold claim, have you watched the director's cut?
@@fotzegamingandmedia1840 I mean for me personally it's worse than 3. Despite comedy relief team of mercenaries resurrections Super Riplay and room with her clones was much more memorable than anything in 3 including alien "rape" scene. Again it's just my preference. And I liked Alien 1 over Aliens that also for some people is weird.
Prometheus, Alien Covenant, Alien & Aliens... THAT'S ALL, THANK YOU, Fox.
People gonna come at me but AVP 1 pulls off being a slasher/action horror better than Covenant pulls off being a straight sci fi horror
The «Aliens» and some other movies where were aliens,bad cuz they making a xenomorphs something like locust.
The first 2 movies and prom & covenant are cool
Alien Covenant was absolutely horrible. A couple of people even walked out on that movie in the cinema
Ayy Covenant was pretty good! Glad you acknowledged it!
1.Aliens
2.Alien
3.Alien 3
4.Prometheus
5.Alien covenant
6.Alien vs predetor
7.Alien ressurection
8.Alien vs predator requiem
Honesty old rank them like this:
1. Alien
2. Alien vs Predator
3. Aliens
4. Alien
5. Alien Resurrection
6. Alien Covenant
7. Alien vs Predator Requiem
8. Alien 3
9. Prometheus
At first I saw resident evil video. I disagreed with the praise of the original and sequel. Now I've seen justice done to the Prometheus and Covenant. And you, sir, are one respectable man of culture!
Holy fucking shit, finally someone that appreciates Prometheus and Covenant, I can't believe my eyes.
Omg old memes coming back again with a new format. make more.
Aliens Vs Predator Requiem was dark AF
Like seriously I couldn’t see anything.
I don't think any Alien franchise movie is downright awful, they all have some cool concept to offer and can be enjoyable. Industralist space monks? Space marines? Space pirares? We've got it all.
Hell, even AVP Requiem would be not that bad if it just wasn't so damn dark. The maternity ward scene? Goddamn that's the type of horror I haven't seen until or since, and the costumes had lots of care put into them, you just can't see it at all because to watch this movie, you have to create an area of absolute darkness and crank the brightness of the screen to 200% with the use of thrid-party software.
These are great, but if you want a real challenge, Godzilla is calling...
Prometheus was epic, idc what anyone says.
Covenent was borderline self-parody though.
Danny McBride should not be in an Alien movie.
We should have a chart so we know just exactly each one means. Also rank every DBD chapter?
the chad covenant enjoyer
When the video started I thought he was talking about tasting the inside of a Xenomorph egg
it would be nice to make also about tv shows seasons like twd, ahs etc...
also may i suggest the anaconda series if you would like to do it so
Very based. I do like covenant and prometheus too. As it seems, usually only normies don't like those movies, while actual horror enjoyers do appreciate.
Characters are so dumb in Covenant that i too lost brain cells while watching them.
Besides that, i loved the David plot and aliens origin but ultimately this is the movie that killed the franchise and i am pissed because of that.
the first alien is my favorite movie ever
Should do the Predator franchise
do you do action movie franchises too, or just horror movies?
I mean, this franchise is kind of both
do the Evil Dead flicks
Tbh I actually like every single film but I understand the hate for certain ones like Alien 3 and 4.
Covenant's plot was mostly poopy and had some convenient coincidences, mostly everything else about it was good.
So this is where that one guy who actually liked covenant has been hiding.
I’m so glad someone appreciates Prometheus. I’ve talked to a lot of people who didn’t like it. I walked out a little disappointed when it came out but I realize it was just my expectations failing me rather than the movie being subpar. Say what you will but Prometheus was great in my opinion. It was something Ridley Scott wanted to do, and it was a story he was really passionate about telling, and that love and passion really shines through. I thought Alien Covenant was okay but to me it felt like Ridley Scott was being forced to inject Alien into his vision which kind of made me feel bad.
it also had stunning graphic effects
Alien vs predator requiem is one of the darkest movies I’ve seen XD
The first AVP is underrated as frick
All I know own is peach syrup is delicious. Lmao 🤣 🤣
Covenant is a classic. Glad my boy understands.
Can you do predator next?
Even tho it’s only 4
But we’re having PREY soon.
Praising Covenant just proves that the soggy cake destroyed his taste buds
The alien franchise is overhated. Outside of requiem they range from decent-great
There hasn't been a good Alien film in 36 years.
The lad actually did it!
Am I the only one that actually likes every Alien movie lol. Aliens and Prometheus are my favorites
Lol nevermind you did one for Alien XD I'd love to see him describing the games too!
His eyes are staring into my soul…
I thought when he was gonna drink again for aliens he said it would be bad 🤣
Man fuck what anyone says, the first AvP was super enjoyable.
I wish Covenant was lovely.
could you do that with the fast and furious franchise
, pirates of the caribbean franchise
, assassin's creed franchise
there's some ideas
Do the Bond movies, MCU and the Carry On movies (British comedy movies, very much from their time) those videos would go on forever...
Yt made me a recommendation I could not refuse
Do the Leprechaun series
Alien- nice
Aliens- really good
Alien 3- I don’t like it very much
Alien resurrection- a bit rich but ok
Avp- ahh in the mouth it was lovely
Avp requiem- quick get out get out of here
Prometheus- alight I said alright
Alien covenant- bit rich but ok
I think that me and the video creator are the only two living beings who liked covenant and yearn for a sequel
I could disagree with your opinion on the first avp. I think it’s cool having horror movie characters fighting but the second one is kinda bad
Do the Star Wars movies!
me rating alien movies: lovely, lovely, acceptable, shit, ehh u can watch it, oh god get this off my face
Nice video dude
Final Destination next please!
Don’t suppose you could do one on the leprechaun movies? I did not like those myself
Yes!!! Finally someone praises Prometheus and Covenant. 👽
They're the only two I consider canon to Alien and Aliens. Alien 3 is meh but defo better than the rest. Couldn't care less about Resurrection, AVP 1 & 2.
I’d like to see one of these for Evil Dead
Never seen AvP. Was it actually bad. Figured it would be the coolest thing ever
Some people say it’s bad personally I love it, Story kinda goes everywhere but the fights scenes were worth it , please watch it and let me know what you think about it
I thought it was good but apparently a lot of people don’t like it
@@calebnotnoob5415 I definitely think writing could be better storyline wise, And Cgi wasn’t the best when it came to up close shots and blood, but I think the kills, Fight scenes and the overall look of the predators and aliens hold up its pretty good