@@papapossum4764 I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job
In a perfect MDE world, the fans early on would have had millions of funds for world peace 2 and plunged sam into the oval office but most just fucking sat on their asses farting meaningless MDE drama.. MDE was realer than real, more honest than your parents and friends there's nothing as innocen and pure than these big 3 gifts to humanity, this shit hasn't happened since socrates, plato and aristotle AND YOU WERE ALL BLIND
Hyde is the coolest name ever to have since one man did cocain in his house for like 3 weeks straight and wrote a book in candle lit rooms next to his jar of ez mode pwdr.
O shit. I think the gay poem sam is reading is the "I trawl the megahurtz" music he talked about on the needledrops podcast (it basically sounda the same with different lyrics).. my knowledge of mde trivia is too deep lmao
"Don't be a weird be weird freak" gonna go against your words boss... You (2016 sam was a legend of its own) never fail to inspire me beyond any of the greeks or classical romanticists that failed to capture a males boundless the rabbit hole goes. it just doesnt get better than learning from someone living in our feminizing timeline and above all else paving a vision for masculinity competence lifting and all, I saw none of of that growing with a single mom in Sweden, we're atomatically engineering to hate physical strength and the idea of male masculinity god forbid a male Swede raises his voice or does a bold move by hinting to something not even controversiol to any sane human. I recall in high school few times a month there was a routine were they'd take the girls from the all the school to a girl only presentations telling them they are the leaders, role models and "architects" of the future while the boys only routine was lectures about LGBT awereness, the wage gap or we celebrate pride week with some blue haired lesbian movies. This is a programming that stretches beyond schools, it's even worse leveling with this brain fucked society. no amount of rome downfalls, weimar republics or anything in literature adds up to this unhinged vapid world we're in. I am so blessed to have clicked on that Erick Hayden world peace video early in my teens and learned about the crews work, history starts with MDE for me and anyone knee deep in straight hell. Unfortunate things arent the best of shape for the crew but they're frequency is so unmatched that they still inspire the male in many of us to lift with an epic viking beard and kick some silver painted rims to pump testosrone. ill continue supporting mde until I'm the last standing apex predator straight shooter fending off hordes with the gay virus god bless MDE MDE NEVER DIES
I'm sorry to hear that brother, Sweden sounds rough. I'm also sorry that when I think of Sweden the first thing that comes to mind is this video: ruclips.net/video/4h0g4wGzs3g/видео.html
Sam Hyde is like the coolest kid in high school who graduated and never lived up to what he thought he was going to be, but keeps trying to flex, but doesn't realize he already peaked and the harder he tries, the more awkward it is -- and he's trying real, real hard to be what he once was.
How many of our classmates make it anyways? No offense but are your standards so high that a fulfilled adult who drives a raptor isn't "peaked" enough? furthermore when your parents visit do you temporarily move to a low income neighborhood and rent a beta male vehicle just so you don't "accidently" flex on them?
Maybe bc you're just seeing small clips of content and missing countless hours of new episodes, skits, and vlogs? Every month he releases at the very least, 4 new episodes of various different mde series like kstv2 or theater of aire, HWD, ecstacy of car, etc. Plus you get the entire backlog of all mde content going back to 2006/7 to download. The archive alone makes it worth way more than 5 bucks.
Buying it for the first time you get access to a total of 44 hours of quality content as of today. That's easily worth 5 bucks. Paying the $5 every month depends on how much 5 bucks is to you and how much you value Sam's content. There's obviously more free "entertainment" on the internet than anyone has time to watch or you can play Dota for free for thousands of hours so it's impossible to set an objective value for ~2 hours of entertainment a month. Personally I don't think there's anything that fulfills the same niche as Sam does so I'll gladly pay the $5 just to support him and have never felt ripped off. Then again I watch old Hydewars/MDE videos more than I watch TV so your mileage may vary. That paypig above is lying though. The archive only goes back to 2016. But you can watch the old cell phone videos on youtube and feel satisfied knowing you're rewarding this schizophrenic mommy's boy with monthly payments.
i’m going to submit that poem for my literature class project
do it
Do it! And let me know how it goes man. I wish you luck. I’m counting on u homie.
Carson Bring dropping this comment to see an update if you actually do it
pls
update
Next day we'll see in the news how a masked bearded individual selfdefend himself into a crowd of people in a red car and escapes
Bruh wtf
This made me audibly laugh. Feel good about yourself.
@@papapossum4764 I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job
I won't be happy about the slaughter but I will be happy I defended my own life
@@mukamuka9822 2 fiber ones!? your assjolé can handle such solid shits? lucky man
Ecstasy of car is by far the best series that sam has ever created. I hope they never end
Ya if that was his kids thene prepare yourself
MDE NEVER DIES
Whoop whoop much clown luv juggalo MDE army 4eva!
it’s dead already
Ya I think mde sadly died until Charles picks up hes feelings. Hes just upset cause he had no backing just streams...
In a perfect MDE world, the fans early on would have had millions of funds for world peace 2 and plunged sam into the oval office but most just fucking sat on their asses farting meaningless MDE drama.. MDE was realer than real, more honest than your parents and friends there's nothing as innocen and pure than these big 3 gifts to humanity, this shit hasn't happened since socrates, plato and aristotle AND YOU WERE ALL BLIND
charls can only gain muscle, he cannot reach over 2% body fat
This new series of Top Gear is looking good!
0:00 me when a giant boulder crushes my bollocks
?
READ SIEGE BY SAM HYDE
@enver hoxha Okay movementarian.
don't wait.. accelerate
@@hendrickcavvendish6634 based
Ya if in siege or whatever he's pretty untouched ant he!! Watch out Dat man's jazz on ya face
@@hendrickcavvendish6634 wanna
This sweet little cherry never fails to delight
God... That's a sweet cherry. Too bad it was popped by a biblical cryptid.
Ya really done had over 27 of them and she wasn't a vergin
a perfect self defense vehicle.
for a self defense situation.
Man, what a hot little car
*Ecstasy of Car* is like JerryRigEverything, MKHB and To Catch a Predator all rolled into one hell of a ride.
I am literally a crab help me
SimpMaster
0:45 is Scotty Kilmer
This is really neat.
Sam Hyde for Führer
*Democratically Elected of course
Neat
Thx cutie
Yee boiiiiii
Epic moment
armored core ost yo based
Hyde is the coolest name ever to have since one man did cocain in his house for like 3 weeks straight and wrote a book in candle lit rooms next to his jar of ez mode pwdr.
iconic
longest minute and 56 seconds of my life
Sammy Diamond for president
Sam really paid for a dyno to fill 1 second of the video
looking good brother!!! keep up the video's
What the hell is this fever dream.
This is a code for where his next attack will be
I see Sam is taking full advantage of those 120 day deferred first payment offers going on right now.
Mhmmm yes
I n-joi’d.
yeah that seems about right.
I can not believe this video was under 2 minutes.
I love you.
the land
I like that the 4 haters are subbed to both channels.
Whoa
JOI
Yo Marvin you halarious
sam i wish you would stream, i would watch your shit all the time
Sequel to my favorite sam hyde
Quirky DeLorean guy here, checking in.
Always in polo like a chubby black dude at the house party
I recently re-found the Trex and Roybby video "mde - restyle" ...why does RUclips keep letting him get away with it?
Do you want some goobers?
Ah yes the great state of Massachusetts.
I'm uncomfortable and I like it
O shit. I think the gay poem sam is reading is the "I trawl the megahurtz" music he talked about on the needledrops podcast (it basically sounda the same with different lyrics).. my knowledge of mde trivia is too deep lmao
I used to own a freestyle, but its engine blew
pink slip = pink slit
Hope this vid helps my basement dwelling cousin get out of the house and enjoy the sun
samuel ghost rides the whip while bumping bass boosted viper songs through his shitty blown out car speakers
I miss you Sam 💗
SoundCloud.com/nosecheck is the official MDE soundcloud™
this shit almost made me choke to death of luaghter
Quick maths
Ship shirt
Someone likes Eric andre
"Don't be a weird be weird freak" gonna go against your words boss...
You (2016 sam was a legend of its own) never fail to inspire me beyond any of the greeks or classical romanticists that failed to capture a males boundless the rabbit hole goes. it just doesnt get better than learning from someone living in our feminizing timeline and above all else paving a vision for masculinity competence lifting and all, I saw none of of that growing with a single mom in Sweden, we're atomatically engineering to hate physical strength and the idea of male masculinity god forbid a male Swede raises his voice or does a bold move by hinting to something not even controversiol to any sane human. I recall in high school few times a month there was a routine were they'd take the girls from the all the school to a girl only presentations telling them they are the leaders, role models and "architects" of the future while the boys only routine was lectures about LGBT awereness, the wage gap or we celebrate pride week with some blue haired lesbian movies.
This is a programming that stretches beyond schools, it's even worse leveling with this brain fucked society.
no amount of rome downfalls, weimar republics or anything in literature adds up to this unhinged vapid world we're in.
I am so blessed to have clicked on that Erick Hayden world peace video early in my teens and learned about the crews work, history starts with MDE for me and anyone knee deep in straight hell. Unfortunate things arent the best of shape for the crew but they're frequency is so unmatched that they still inspire the male in many of us to lift with an epic viking beard and kick some silver painted rims to pump testosrone.
ill continue supporting mde until I'm the last standing apex predator straight shooter fending off hordes with the gay virus god bless MDE MDE NEVER DIES
fucking read all that... only swedes manage to be based and insufferably hopeless at once.
Did Sweden feel like ya had nothing to watch even in nature or a blank wall except rap tourer and shit like dat
@@cocytus6483 sorry just had to git in his brain BFF I give him breathing holes
@@WilliamEccleston how much is rent where you live
I'm sorry to hear that brother, Sweden sounds rough. I'm also sorry that when I think of Sweden the first thing that comes to mind is this video: ruclips.net/video/4h0g4wGzs3g/видео.html
Did someone say JOI?
Okay. I saw the car.
Where's the ecstasy ? 🤔
Is there like a discord or anything for Sam Hyde shit? The reddit is gone I guess.
Where's my shirt Sam?
I lmaod
Welp phoon has really moved on to new content hasn't he. Was it really too much for zblock?
Are you still doing the do?
is the game finished yet?
Did that game ever come out tho?
I miss Charles.
Matt is Charls not!
Sam, everyone in my city was wearing masks today. ??
is this their official channel now or is it some fan posting?
The crotch area of my underwear is wearing out because I havent changed in weeks
Do the dating sim plz
Where’s the pony game
Ok
I want my shirt Sam. Plz I’m begging you
I said the same thing about my book. Then a cool 10 months later and it's mine. It's all mine. Be patient and life won't be so bad after all, friend.
I'll design you one anything in particular you have in mind
Sk8er GF
Can you prove to us that it's the perfect vehicle to pick up prostitutes?
I NEED fuckin pink slips dude
GO AFGHANISTAN
I miss back when they were funny, before comedy central cucked them
fuuny man doing nothing productive as always. telling other to pick a job
なんこれ？
1:35 I shall call her.... mini-me!
1st comment and 3rd like?
Most toxic fanbase of all time.
consume trouser
@@User-wj7vx I really don't care to hear about what you did last weekend dude.
@@HalfLifeOfHumanity consume trouser
when r u gonna be funny again
Sam Hyde is like the coolest kid in high school who graduated and never lived up to what he thought he was going to be, but keeps trying to flex, but doesn't realize he already peaked and the harder he tries, the more awkward it is -- and he's trying real, real hard to be what he once was.
How many of our classmates make it anyways? No offense but are your standards so high that a fulfilled adult who drives a raptor isn't "peaked" enough? furthermore when your parents visit do you temporarily move to a low income neighborhood and rent a beta male vehicle just so you don't "accidently" flex on them?
@@JohnSmith-ep3ji I'm not "trying hard". I don't wanna be famous and have everyone watching me, pretending to be more avant garde than I am.
@@OreoVII seethe, sam will always be more intelligent, more successful despite your people working so hard to have him eliminated from public view
he is rich
@@profbjork So money brings fulfillment, is what you're saying?
Do you think Sam Hyde would agree with that opinion?
Dead meme
This dont look like 5 bucks worth duuuude
Maybe bc you're just seeing small clips of content and missing countless hours of new episodes, skits, and vlogs? Every month he releases at the very least, 4 new episodes of various different mde series like kstv2 or theater of aire, HWD, ecstacy of car, etc. Plus you get the entire backlog of all mde content going back to 2006/7 to download. The archive alone makes it worth way more than 5 bucks.
Based paypig
Buying it for the first time you get access to a total of 44 hours of quality content as of today. That's easily worth 5 bucks.
Paying the $5 every month depends on how much 5 bucks is to you and how much you value Sam's content. There's obviously more free "entertainment" on the internet than anyone has time to watch or you can play Dota for free for thousands of hours so it's impossible to set an objective value for ~2 hours of entertainment a month.
Personally I don't think there's anything that fulfills the same niche as Sam does so I'll gladly pay the $5 just to support him and have never felt ripped off. Then again I watch old Hydewars/MDE videos more than I watch TV so your mileage may vary.
That paypig above is lying though. The archive only goes back to 2016. But you can watch the old cell phone videos on youtube and feel satisfied knowing you're rewarding this schizophrenic mommy's boy with monthly payments.
How many shills? Dude cmon I got these pills man