Marauder: "What'cha gonna do with that small laser, Urbs?" Urbanmech: "Shoot wildly into the air!" Marauder: "That's not-- yeah you're definitely from Van Zandt."
Low skull missions will have enemy mechs in state of disrepair. And sometimes their legs start without actuators, meaning that they will trip and fall every time they move. Hence the constant falling over in the start of the mssion.
My first mission with this mod saw a Wasp run up to one of my mechs, fall over, and have the pilot punch out before I really realized what was happening. Comedy is alive.
Spoilers: That marauder pilot is going to have some very uncomfortable explaining to do as to why and how he decided to eject when faced with an already softened up gaggle of urban mechs
5 months later the news scrawl shows the same merc company leveling a city block with direct artillery fire on their own mechs to drop a hunchback. *Marauder pilot* I rest my case sir
The thumbnail art with the Awesome saying "We're cheap!" On the side made me imagine an exchange like the Little Caesars meme. "These mercs, are they any good?" "They're CHEAP and they're READY."
"Why would [you] call the hospital a store?" Well, it's the medicine store. Also the blood store and the organ store if you're unlucky enough to need that.
i love how Tex keeps talking about how terrible the Assassin is yet it is so far the most successful unit he gotten with how it performed in 1 battle, and in the end he killed his assassin with artillery blast xD
@@eddapultstab2078 i can just imagine the scenario playing out the commander is always talking about how terrible the assassin is for a mech he suddenly had to use an assassin and kept complaining about how it is a piece of shit and will be the death of them all the assassin is performing very well and is killing most of the enemies on it's own commander makes excuses after people start questioning his wisdom assassin comes near the last enemy commander orders artillery on the last enemy despite the friendly assassin nearby causing them both to die thus keeping the record of assassins always ending up destroyed after every deployment he claims valid
@@Takamiki in fairness, that assassin build was actually pretty decent firepowerwise but steiner generals don't think forward, they just blame their Davion allies and then wonder why can't they have all the atlases.
4:13 Those pods are based off the real life BattleTech cockpit simulator pods and used BattleTech: Firestorm. Which I believe is modded MechWarrior 4: Mercenaries. They are pretty fun if you can find them, I believe the only place that is open to the public is MechCorps who take their pods to Texas area conventions (and have a location in Houston).
I thought I was having a fever dream when I saw those pods in real life and then saw them referenced here. Those pods Legit look like a sci-fi props irl
I find it funny that Battletech, A game where mechs are so central to its identity that its alternative name is "Mech Warrior" , is also one of the few mech franchises where tanks and other vehicles not only still exists but are tacitly on par with mechs.
I've always liked the "Dropship Space is a premium" explanation; A Battalion of Tanks would be more Cost Effective than an Single Mech of equivalent value, but transporting that one Mech is WAY easier than an entire Tank Battalion.
@@DonaldWWitt I mean that still doesn't make any sense but I do like that Battletech makes enough of an attempt at justifying the big stompy robots that you can suspend disbelief.
“Hi! Discount Dan here…Just got in these only-used-once, mostly (not) intact Assassin parts, amd once we’re done hosing what’s left of some poor woman out of the cockpit, I’m gonna pass these savings on to you!”
The random OPFOR generation leading to a Clan Nova Cat battalion fighting in the Third goddamn Succession War is hilarious. It's essentially saying "Ah yes I remember when the United States fought in the War of the Roses."
@@Musabrethe Third Succession War ran from 2866 to 3025(or 3028 depending on opinion), the Clans wouldn't invade the Inner Sphere until 3049, over 20 years later.
Tex: "Advance on the Enemy at Flank speed and give them our guns point blank!" Artillery: "Sir that puts all Friendly 'mechs in the splash zone!" Tex: "They knew the risks. Why aren't you in the splash zone, too?" he said as he refits the Sentinel for long range combat and proceeds to enter melee range with a Hunchback.
Mr. Tex, this was just thing I needed to finish off the work week strong! Thanks to everyone who's working on this! PS. Keep Goat making music! I love hearing his covers! I'd commission him myself if life could fuck off enough I could afford to. Cheers boys
What we learned from this is to never let Tex command your artillery. And if you do find yourself in that situation, realize that friendly fire is at least as dangerous as enemy fire.
Tex channeling his Team America. “Don’t worry citizens! We stopped those Rasahague terrorists!” City: *Burns and bubbles in radioactive fire in the background.*
1:04:44 when an Assassin does what its name implies. Tex: Go ahead attack the Assassin. I don't value it that much. *Assassin then kills Jenner* Then proceeded to do it again 3 minutes later. Then team kills the Assassin with point blank artillery. Lol
1:06:15 was fucking epic - miss one mech but hit two other mechs with original target ejecting on top of that, effectively hitting 3 targets with the imaginary hit being lethal...
I imagine most enemies eject simply because they are terrified of your wanton use of artillery, regardless of collateral damage and friendly fire. When faced with such maniacs, I too would consider a different line of employment.
Tex would never sell urbanmechs unless it calls for desperate times call for desperate measures to get bigger stompy mechs to make the most important thing money.
I really want a drop tonnage system based on carry capacity for various dropships. I want to drop 60 MRM urbies on a steiner scout lance and see the carnage.
1:10:35 I feel like that final danger close was a bit unneeded. I feel like that hunchie was dead before his next initiative anyway. Note to self never work for tex.
Tex, your play through got me to download the mod. And guess who was one of my starting pilots? Tex himself,hah! Currently you're the only one who can drive the trucks and tanks on the roster, so good job on that.
I'm not even two minutes in and my favorite part of the video is Tex going off on those two mechwarriors. My head cannon now is that Generalissimo dressed them down on the 26th of January and kept ranting about it for almost ten days until they reached the Jump Ship. XD
I am fairly new to the channel, and my interest in Battletech has increased a lot lately, and even tough there's only two episodes out this is one of the funniest LPs I've seen in quite some time. "Moving at the speed of smell." Good shit.
I didn't really give HBS battletech a chance but this series is making me seriously reconsider. I thought the urban mechs were too cursed to live but here we are, risen from the ashes with a Swayback.
First time I've ever really listened to the outro song. "I don't care what happens to me, so long as my Van Zandt is finally free, so long as my homeland remembers me." It hits a little close. I shouldn't be crying this hard over a filk. But I am.
The roundabout mentioning of vtubers made me think about one called Mariya Miran who is also a long time battletech fan and has been playing bta too. I’d like to see a match between Tex and her but that’s unlikely. She’s actually also from Texas too.
I feel like if you, SurrealBeliefs and GreenBeef where all in a video together I wouldn’t be able to tell who was talking. You guys all have a very gravely smooth voice that’s relaxing to listen to. Awesome content btw
I'm sure you know this but in 3062 light mechs stack insane evasive points. You need a pilot roster with a lot of them trained in sensor lock to offset it. Otherwise you need to melee them (if you can) to shed some of their evasive. Even then with a pilot skill 10 gunnery and all weapons at 95% I've still missed. The beautiful part is, it was an entire alpha strke that overheated my heavy, a Warhammer. Which blew up the next round from overheating. I just stared at my monitor speechless and dead eyed for several days.
That poor Assassin killed two jenners with rear attacks, and you shot at it with artillery. I think from now on I’m going to associate assassins with unwanted pets
powerful mech: Translation: we are seeing the power signature of a 360 or larger fusion plant, and we assume its a mech and not just a reactor and a pile of scrap on a flatbed.
Tex! You have to learn to use sensor lock to reduce evasion which increases you chances to hit. BTW: Ive got an Urbie IIc with a 250XL engine, that can run like the devil. It has a UAC 5, FCS ADV TC, and BA Handholds. They carry Gnome Batrle Armor into battle. The BA and Mech pilot both have sensor lock. They can together reduce evasion by 4. Or if they have ro fight, they can take down an assault mech in one round by shooting them jn the back. I call them Master Blaster.
Battle Armor is really potent. Get Grenadier when available - the percussion of twin light recoilless when paired with the Advanced SRMs puts opposing Mechs on their backsides (better than sensor lock). Also 4 Armor with sensor locks allows you to take down an early EVA 8 assault.
Don't know if you know this. But BTA has changed melee. You can now shoot ANY weapon in melee, not just support weapons. Minus a few weapons like Sniper cannons and other weapons with AOE and such. If you punch the enemy, your arms are busy, so no arm guns but the torso weapons will light them up. Conversely, if you have any leg weapons, those won't fire during a kick melee. Usually better to leg kick them. Cause it removes all evasion and now they can't dodge your close up shots.
If Tex wasn't so damned funny and such a great story teller, I wouldn't be able to watch this. Some of his "tactical" decisions trigger me hard, but the lols are always worth it. RIP poor Assassin. You lived up to your name and were killed by not so friendly fire for your trouble.
I started watching this play-through again and it hit me: Whisper is the woman I hired to fill in for an injured pilot, who wound up replacing that pilot. She moves one initiative phase early and I rely on her to distract ( and now decapitate) the Big Scary Things before they can act. Whisper proved to be irreplacable when the game started getting really tough. Tex: "Waiting six seconds for you to zoom to safety cuts into my Fiesta Pail time." *dying scream*
If this vid is about a month old, then BTA is still a working mod, even if it's not on Nexus. Thanks for providing the link. I've been playing BEX but would like to move to some post-clan-invasion stuf. Always like your content. This series kinda feels like you're gonna be for Battletech what Mr Stanley Streamer is for Rimworld. Great stuf and nice showcase of the mod.
As someone that truly enjoys The Clans, I can appreciate your biases, as long as you would work with a Clanner before a Cappellan, quiaff
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Welcome to Professor Tex's Urban Renewal Program, where you too can learn how to demolish several city blocks to make way for parking lots in only a few simple steps.
3:52 - I know I'm a little late to this party. BUT...as soon as you mentioned The Crescent Hawk's Inception in the Simulators, I thought "Yeah, it would be an endless loop of Chamelion overheating."
I've noticed that low level clanner missions have their pilots constantly falling over I had someone literally fall over and explode before I could engage
I was campaigning had to replace a Atlas LRM 20 with 5 LRM 5s because i had no 20 it worked out i was in a shootout with a highlander and landed almost every missile to his head in 3pt clusters he died.
"I didn't destroy 3 buildings, I destroyed six." I think you destroyed something like eight or nine buildings actually. You may have well just installed LRMs in the urbies. They couldn't hit the broadside of a shutdown ANH this session. Thanks for the witty commentary as the game screws with your head with the disunity engine.
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Marauder: "What'cha gonna do with that small laser, Urbs?"
Urbanmech: "Shoot wildly into the air!"
Marauder: "That's not-- yeah you're definitely from Van Zandt."
Possibility of HEAVILY desired Mech salvage: "Many of you may die but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
Rides before brides, homie (and grooms, too, but that was the only rhyme I could think of)
Poor Whisper. She didn’t choose to be the Assassin jockey. :(
Tex's happiness upon completing construction of his swayback is palpable, and I'm all for it. HUNCHBACKS FOR LIFE
Low skull missions will have enemy mechs in state of disrepair. And sometimes their legs start without actuators, meaning that they will trip and fall every time they move. Hence the constant falling over in the start of the mssion.
I like when they break their own stuff and punch out before I even see them.
It is amusing.
@@patrickkenyon2326 i mean salvage is salvage
My first mission with this mod saw a Wasp run up to one of my mechs, fall over, and have the pilot punch out before I really realized what was happening. Comedy is alive.
Legs without actuators.
They field mechs that don't have fucking _actuators._
Periphery, fuck yeah.
@@Disgruntled_Dave Picturing a Mech crawling towards the enemy, firing arm mounted weapons.
A Nova Cat that kills itself by falling constantly is peak Battletech tabletop action.
Spoilers:
That marauder pilot is going to have some very uncomfortable explaining to do as to why and how he decided to eject when faced with an already softened up gaggle of urban mechs
All they’d have to do is tell their C.O. “It was the Van Zandt Free State Militia!”
The C.O. would immediately forgive/excuse them without question.
@@SteelPhoenix78 "They were very lost, and VERY angry!"
Remind to never run with Tex's Van Zandt.... danger close isn't even considered lol
5 months later the news scrawl shows the same merc company leveling a city block with direct artillery fire on their own mechs to drop a hunchback.
*Marauder pilot* I rest my case sir
Well his mech was destroyed so he can just lie and say there was 20 of them.
The thumbnail art with the Awesome saying "We're cheap!" On the side made me imagine an exchange like the Little Caesars meme.
"These mercs, are they any good?"
"They're CHEAP and they're READY."
"Please dont destroy the buildings in our city!"
*Shrugs and goes back to loading the massive artillery guns*
"You wanted to minimize collateral damage, and you thought it was a good idea to contract the VZFS militia?"
I honestly laughed out loud when I saw that Marauder come over the hill. Hell, I am still laughing. That is the epitome of insult to injury.
"Why would [you] call the hospital a store?" Well, it's the medicine store. Also the blood store and the organ store if you're unlucky enough to need that.
30:28 “Theses guys are nuking themselves to get to me, I’m fucking out of here” lmfao
The Myst Lynx falling down for the third time to die at 20:00 was golden.
i love how Tex keeps talking about how terrible the Assassin is yet it is so far the most successful unit he gotten with how it performed in 1 battle, and in the end he killed his assassin with artillery blast xD
Tex really roleplays hard as a steiner social general. The tactical and strategic acumen can give sane commanders ulcers.
@@eddapultstab2078
i can just imagine the scenario playing out
the commander is always talking about how terrible the assassin is for a mech
he suddenly had to use an assassin and kept complaining about how it is a piece of shit and will be the death of them all
the assassin is performing very well and is killing most of the enemies on it's own
commander makes excuses after people start questioning his wisdom
assassin comes near the last enemy
commander orders artillery on the last enemy despite the friendly assassin nearby causing them both to die
thus keeping the record of assassins always ending up destroyed after every deployment he claims valid
@@Takamiki in fairness, that assassin build was actually pretty decent firepowerwise but steiner generals don't think forward, they just blame their Davion allies and then wonder why can't they have all the atlases.
@@eddapultstab2078less Steiner commander and more periphery commander desperate to capture parts of
4:13 Those pods are based off the real life BattleTech cockpit simulator pods and used BattleTech: Firestorm. Which I believe is modded MechWarrior 4: Mercenaries. They are pretty fun if you can find them, I believe the only place that is open to the public is MechCorps who take their pods to Texas area conventions (and have a location in Houston).
Those pods still exist. In Kalamazoo, Michigan as well.
I thought I was having a fever dream when I saw those pods in real life and then saw them referenced here. Those pods Legit look like a sci-fi props irl
I find it funny that Battletech, A game where mechs are so central to its identity that its alternative name is "Mech Warrior" , is also one of the few mech franchises where tanks and other vehicles not only still exists but are tacitly on par with mechs.
I've always liked the "Dropship Space is a premium" explanation; A Battalion of Tanks would be more Cost Effective than an Single Mech of equivalent value, but transporting that one Mech is WAY easier than an entire Tank Battalion.
@@DonaldWWitt I mean that still doesn't make any sense but I do like that Battletech makes enough of an attempt at justifying the big stompy robots that you can suspend disbelief.
“Hi! Discount Dan here…Just got in these only-used-once, mostly (not) intact Assassin parts, amd once we’re done hosing what’s left of some poor woman out of the cockpit, I’m gonna pass these savings on to you!”
"So gimme money, all your money".
The random OPFOR generation leading to a Clan Nova Cat battalion fighting in the Third goddamn Succession War is hilarious.
It's essentially saying "Ah yes I remember when the United States fought in the War of the Roses."
I mean, it's the correct timeline is it not? Clans are gonna be showing up around the place. At least I think so.
@@Musabrethe Third Succession War ran from 2866 to 3025(or 3028 depending on opinion), the Clans wouldn't invade the Inner Sphere until 3049, over 20 years later.
@@BeesechurgerProductions Aren't we in 3062 here?
I almost spilled my coffee! That sudden apperance of the Marauder was like taken out of a horror book/ film👻
Those artillery pieces rolling forward and nuking both the enemy hunchback _and_ your own assassin+pilot had me laughing way too loudly and joyfully.
Tex: "Advance on the Enemy at Flank speed and give them our guns point blank!"
Artillery: "Sir that puts all Friendly 'mechs in the splash zone!"
Tex: "They knew the risks. Why aren't you in the splash zone, too?" he said as he refits the Sentinel for long range combat and proceeds to enter melee range with a Hunchback.
Such a pleasure to have this drop to close out the week. Thank you Tex.
lol I loved the artillery shots about an hour in. It was almost like the gunners were AIMING at the buildings.
"Watch that collateral damage"
Levels city block
Oopsie the most battletech thing to do
Play Battletech like it's Brigador, play Bridagor like it's EDF 5.
What's a Merc to do? _NOT_ bring artillery? Madness, I say!
Mr. Tex, this was just thing I needed to finish off the work week strong! Thanks to everyone who's working on this! PS. Keep Goat making music! I love hearing his covers! I'd commission him myself if life could fuck off enough I could afford to. Cheers boys
I love how the more of the city gets trampled, the more he's slappin' into a Slim Jim.
The pilot probably bid away his leg actuators to make sure it was an "honourable" fight or something.
What we learned from this is to never let Tex command your artillery. And if you do find yourself in that situation, realize that friendly fire is at least as dangerous as enemy fire.
Friendly fire is not your friend.
It isn't the round with your name on it you have to worry about, it is the one labelled " To whom it may concern"
Tex channeling his Team America. “Don’t worry citizens! We stopped those Rasahague terrorists!”
City: *Burns and bubbles in radioactive fire in the background.*
1:04:44 when an Assassin does what its name implies.
Tex: Go ahead attack the Assassin. I don't value it that much.
*Assassin then kills Jenner*
Then proceeded to do it again 3 minutes later.
Then team kills the Assassin with point blank artillery. Lol
I know the disco Hunchie are good and all but sacrificing a fully built Assassin and its pilot for just some part are not a good trade at all.
@duongquan4986 Maybe. But it's quite entertaining. Lol
Whisper didn’t deserve that. She didn’t choose the assassin and she worked her ass making it work
1:06:15 was fucking epic - miss one mech but hit two other mechs with original target ejecting on top of that, effectively hitting 3 targets with the imaginary hit being lethal...
I imagine most enemies eject simply because they are terrified of your wanton use of artillery, regardless of collateral damage and friendly fire. When faced with such maniacs, I too would consider a different line of employment.
Tex would never sell urbanmechs unless it calls for desperate times call for desperate measures to get bigger stompy mechs to make the most important thing money.
with wich you can buy back the urbies later
24:56 sure they do. If every mech that gets close enough for a positive ID explodes you just mark the mech as "Powerful"
Keep up the longform letsplay tex, this makes my day
I can see that The Urbanmech swarm is doing better than ever
I really want a drop tonnage system based on carry capacity for various dropships. I want to drop 60 MRM urbies on a steiner scout lance and see the carnage.
I strongly hope 'Hot damn' pulls some crazy shit.
I need to play more of this game… and always love to listen to you ramble on about battletech while your playing battletech tex
1:10:35 I feel like that final danger close was a bit unneeded. I feel like that hunchie was dead before his next initiative anyway. Note to self never work for tex.
Tex, your play through got me to download the mod.
And guess who was one of my starting pilots?
Tex himself,hah!
Currently you're the only one who can drive the trucks and tanks on the roster, so good job on that.
I'm not even two minutes in and my favorite part of the video is Tex going off on those two mechwarriors. My head cannon now is that Generalissimo dressed them down on the 26th of January and kept ranting about it for almost ten days until they reached the Jump Ship. XD
Woo! More Tex and battletech makes the world just a little bit better IMHO
I am fairly new to the channel, and my interest in Battletech has increased a lot lately, and even tough there's only two episodes out this is one of the funniest LPs I've seen in quite some time. "Moving at the speed of smell."
Good shit.
I didn't really give HBS battletech a chance but this series is making me seriously reconsider. I thought the urban mechs were too cursed to live but here we are, risen from the ashes with a Swayback.
Do not morn the Urbie, for it died as it lived, a trash can to the end
The intro videos to this kill me so hard. 10/10
YES! More Tex shenanigans
'One hand to slap them all'
- Tex, probably
And that's how you create an Arch Nemesis or Bad Reputation quirk.
Rip Assassin, you did what was needed, also I think that the assassin pilot was one of the last of the original batch of pilots
The screen tip after you beat that Marauder is so amazingly on topic.
Thank you for playing and keeping us aurally company.
First time I've ever really listened to the outro song. "I don't care what happens to me, so long as my Van Zandt is finally free, so long as my homeland remembers me." It hits a little close. I shouldn't be crying this hard over a filk. But I am.
Serving in this Merc Company must be a helluva ride. Total chaos lol.
The roundabout mentioning of vtubers made me think about one called Mariya Miran who is also a long time battletech fan and has been playing bta too. I’d like to see a match between Tex and her but that’s unlikely. She’s actually also from Texas too.
She actually called Tex her oshi :)). Maybe it's not that unlikely since she is a fan of Tex already.
Tiffanyae spells her name the way Forrest Gump would pronounce it
I love my trackstar hbk-4P, Announcer usually drives it and he gets to say KAPOW a lot. Fast hunchback with actual rear armor are great.
I was thinking of doing a BTA 3062 playthrough with urbies but this has definitely pushed me away from that idea. Thanks!
1:13:46 Been loving this so far; I adore a nice long format lets play.
The training pods were modeled like the ones from the 90s. So MWdos to mw2 would be my guess.
i went holy shit good luck Tex when the 3R showed up.
7:00 Not all go out with a bang. Grayson Carlyle died of cancer. The guy was a legend in the Battletech universe.
I feel like if you, SurrealBeliefs and GreenBeef where all in a video together I wouldn’t be able to tell who was talking. You guys all have a very gravely smooth voice that’s relaxing to listen to. Awesome content btw
I'm sure you know this but in 3062 light mechs stack insane evasive points. You need a pilot roster with a lot of them trained in sensor lock to offset it. Otherwise you need to melee them (if you can) to shed some of their evasive. Even then with a pilot skill 10 gunnery and all weapons at 95% I've still missed. The beautiful part is, it was an entire alpha strke that overheated my heavy, a Warhammer. Which blew up the next round from overheating. I just stared at my monitor speechless and dead eyed for several days.
Absolute blast Tex. Love the Artillery you keep bringing. Makes me giggle every time you fire. Take care of yourself Tex.
That poor Assassin killed two jenners with rear attacks, and you shot at it with artillery. I think from now on I’m going to associate assassins with unwanted pets
powerful mech:
Translation: we are seeing the power signature of a 360 or larger fusion plant, and we assume its a mech and not just a reactor and a pile of scrap on a flatbed.
Tex! You have to learn to use sensor lock to reduce evasion which increases you chances to hit.
BTW: Ive got an Urbie IIc with a 250XL engine, that can run like the devil. It has a UAC 5, FCS ADV TC, and BA Handholds. They carry Gnome Batrle Armor into battle. The BA and Mech pilot both have sensor lock. They can together reduce evasion by 4. Or if they have ro fight, they can take down an assault mech in one round by shooting them jn the back.
I call them Master Blaster.
“Not a fan of missiles in my mouth” Tex😂
You make me really want to pick that game up.
Battle Armor is really potent. Get Grenadier when available - the percussion of twin light recoilless when paired with the Advanced SRMs puts opposing Mechs on their backsides (better than sensor lock). Also 4 Armor with sensor locks allows you to take down an early EVA 8 assault.
Lieutenant Jaculus on account of your hiring in a crisis you'll be joining our Emergency Team. Your codename designation will be 'E-Jaculus.'
I find It funny that the Assassin killed the most mechs and then was killed and thrown into the garbage .
Truck go squish little cubes
Oh tex i can never get tired of watching you play stompy robots and talk over it
Me: tex why do you call the hospital a store?
Tex: because I don't have insurance.
Don't know if you know this. But BTA has changed melee. You can now shoot ANY weapon in melee, not just support weapons. Minus a few weapons like Sniper cannons and other weapons with AOE and such.
If you punch the enemy, your arms are busy, so no arm guns but the torso weapons will light them up.
Conversely, if you have any leg weapons, those won't fire during a kick melee.
Usually better to leg kick them. Cause it removes all evasion and now they can't dodge your close up shots.
If Tex wasn't so damned funny and such a great story teller, I wouldn't be able to watch this. Some of his "tactical" decisions trigger me hard, but the lols are always worth it. RIP poor Assassin. You lived up to your name and were killed by not so friendly fire for your trouble.
Tex if a Novacat falls down, they've been doing drugs!
I started watching this play-through again and it hit me: Whisper is the woman I hired to fill in for an injured pilot, who wound up replacing that pilot. She moves one initiative phase early and I rely on her to distract ( and now decapitate) the Big Scary Things before they can act. Whisper proved to be irreplacable when the game started getting really tough.
Tex: "Waiting six seconds for you to zoom to safety cuts into my Fiesta Pail time."
*dying scream*
Entertaining as always TEX, thank you for the content and dry humor
Pricing out tanks vs Mechs is great until you find the rough terrain map, at which point it takes your tanks a month to get anywhere.
For a game about mechs, the tanks sure are doing the heavy lifting!
Dude, your humor is so awesome. You have such a natural flow of random BS that just works and makes sense. LOL
If this vid is about a month old, then BTA is still a working mod, even if it's not on Nexus. Thanks for providing the link. I've been playing BEX but would like to move to some post-clan-invasion stuf. Always like your content. This series kinda feels like you're gonna be for Battletech what Mr Stanley Streamer is for Rimworld. Great stuf and nice showcase of the mod.
Thanks for yet another amusing hour-or-so!
The worst part about that Assassin situation is she did EVERYTHING she was supposed to do and you're like "...Fuckit, friendly fire." LOL
As someone that truly enjoys The Clans, I can appreciate your biases, as long as you would work with a Clanner before a Cappellan, quiaff
Welcome to Professor Tex's Urban Renewal Program, where you too can learn how to demolish several city blocks to make way for parking lots in only a few simple steps.
LOL "He's all missles, and he's happy to see me."
3:52 - I know I'm a little late to this party. BUT...as soon as you mentioned The Crescent Hawk's Inception in the Simulators, I thought "Yeah, it would be an endless loop of Chamelion overheating."
33:26 Yeah, gonna agree with the game when it says "not salvagable"
I like the torso ammo, makes riding the red line so much more explosive!!!!!
I’m gonna watch your videos and theres isn’t a thing you can do to stop me, also I’m loving the battletech series keep it up.
35:05 Well, you guessed the tonnage right!
Hunchbot Punchbot, lord and savior. Glory be, and may he leave them a crater.
I've noticed that low level clanner missions have their pilots constantly falling over
I had someone literally fall over and explode before I could engage
I was campaigning had to replace a Atlas LRM 20 with 5 LRM 5s because i had no 20 it worked out i was in a shootout with a highlander and landed almost every missile to his head in 3pt clusters he died.
The Inner Sphere Trail: You have died of bankruptcy.
Macho Man would be a Hunchback pilot. He would have a 4G with the lasers removed to make room for jump jets so he can do flying elbow drops.
"I didn't destroy 3 buildings, I destroyed six." I think you destroyed something like eight or nine buildings actually. You may have well just installed LRMs in the urbies. They couldn't hit the broadside of a shutdown ANH this session. Thanks for the witty commentary as the game screws with your head with the disunity engine.
"I have no doubt its going to shotgun 12 or 20 ads over this video even though I tell them not too..." *plays ad*
Ha, good one!
Cheers.