Fun fact: During the ship naming competition that gave the world Boaty McBoatface, one of the other highest rated suggestions, which was deleted by the organisers before the closing date of the competition was "Raoul Boat".
@@HotFuss-gd9qr he's the footballer who approach Raul Moat. Widely regarded as the most talented English footballer of all time but also as having the most wasted potential, he struggled with his mental health, weight and drug addictions whilst playing. He's also an absolute joker but in a hilarious way he acted more like a rockstar than a footballer off the pitch. That's probably the best I can describe Gazza cause the cunt has enough stories to write a trilogy.
UPDATE: The shots fired at his GF were only half filled cartridges, because he "wanted to hurt her, not kill her" - I remember that, it was so crazy & calculated
@@kellerblair2952 It was foolish to state her bf was a cop, but she did it out of fear and it backfired. Given the kind of person Moat is was, I don't think she did anything wrong other than choosing her words poorly. She clearly wasn't trying to antagonize him, but trying to keep him away. It's always easy in hindsight to say how he'd go on a rampage in response to this, but most people who act like him would just quietly seethe and move on rather than become the most wanted of an entire nation.
I went through secondary school with his niece. She was like a complete flip of him. Well spoken, shy, pretty, hyper-intelligent and petite. It took me like a good 2 or 3 month to put 2 and 2 together and make the connection of the last name. Asked her how her last name was spelt and she told me the spelling M-O-A-T, so I goes "Oh like Raoul Moat then?" and she goes "Yeah, he was my Uncle ". I felt like a complete arse, tried to explain that I didn't know and we then had a conversation about how infact most of their family think he was an absolute headcase. And that, is a story I'll never forget.
Remember being in a pub in Newcastle during the search. This beefneck came in and somebody shouted 'it's Moaty!' and a sudden silence fell across the room. Everyone looked at the Poundshop ginger Raoul Moat and burst out laughing.
@@NerdilyDoneyou saw the video, congratulations on the logical supremacy it somehow granted you. y'know I saw eraserhead once so I'm sure I understand the nature of that film better than someone who listened to an educated deconstruction and analysis of the film. no wait; flip those. gazza probably really could've de-escalated the situation. a similar strategy has been used since time immemorial, since the first stand off with law enforcement.
I had a girlfriend once that pulled this same kind of thing. She had a dangerous ex boyfriend and in an attempt to try to get him to keep his distance she told him all kinds of stuff about me in an attempt to intimidate him away - without telling me - and it backfired and instead made him more aggressive and he came after me. Why do they pull this crap?
@@jowi_24seven43 yeah. Thankfully we didn’t get that serious before the red flags started showing. It doesn’t build trust when someone uses you like a pawn in chess to protect themselves from the consequences of their past poor decisions.
One of my ex did this. She left some stuff at his house and a week into us dating she asked me to go there and grab her stuff. Dude was a drug dealer and she said she was scared to go there. I ended up becomming his friend, no violence ensued, I came back home with all her stuff and we even planned to go out to hang out together. When I told her he's actually a pretty cool dude she got angry at me for a while... It took me a while to understand she was setting me up to fight him...
Old Mearsy even got the the treatment in later years when Prevent said his show was a staple for people with 'dangerous' right wing views. Even Portillo's train journey show made it on the list.
@@c.9900 I've never met a left wing bushcrafter in 20+ years they'd have a panic attack if their phone couldn't get a signal in the woods never mind build a shelter and fire.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow I live in Ireland so that really isn't applicable to here lefties here are the terminally online pronoun brigade, a lot of which are now NAFO which isn't surprising.
One of the best parts in this is that they used an RAF tornado fighter jet in the search for him. They saw him as so dangerous they used fighter jets to find some mental geordie in the woods with a sawed off
@@oz_jones RAPTOR IR pod on the Tornado meant a lot more area could be covered in a lot less time than with a helicopter. It's used more often than you think.
Shows you how afraid the UK establishment is of a real rebellion against their authority. If one guy can cause this sort of reaction, imagine 1 million? But we’re too polite, disarmed and haven’t had a civil war since 1651.
I could genuinely imagine him Walking up to the cops with a live chicken in one hand. And two fishing rods and Tackle box in the other. Like it was no different than an average sunday afternoon. The man seems like he was just on a completely different level from everyone else.
Love the fact that the audio is done really well for these videos. The speech sound is very clear and gentle on ears. Many other youtubers have in their audio a lot of white noise and crazy boomy bass sound making it nearly impossible to make out any words.
So pleased you did this video I'm from northumberland and I remember sitting up as a kid to watch the stand off. I was glued to the tele. He deserves to be in your list of mad lads, the mad lad bingo card had me decked BTW 😂
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@@KonekoneFukkatsu while not exactly common, in Britain this can happen once someone gets too drunk. They begin to materialise doves, and out of nowhere they spontaneously combust. Really annoying and damaging, especially at a local, independent pub.
My girlfriend is a Geordie. I've discussed the gazza thing with her. Apparently Geordies think this is not seen as abnormal behaviour and it's nice he tried to help 😂
There's a quote by Sir Thomas More from Utopia that always stuck with. “For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.” The government purposefully creates criminals, there is a lot of money in the ju$tice system, ironically.
I mean he wasn't wrong, no one cares about a roided up piece of crap. His circumstances may have sucked when he was younger but it's 100% on him when he's still a terrible person at 37.
@@rorz999 That is actually wrong. There is actual data that proves you become what you are as an adult from your parents genes and the imprint they leave on you growing up in situations like these. This is exactly how they diagnose a psychopaths personality and the part that is being referred to in this instance is borderline personality disorder. So either childhood abuse/neglect from parents, an absent father (which he obviously had) which proves his father was lousy (so he inherited his genes). His mother seemed the same too, so he was clearly growing up in an unstable, dysfunctional family without a father figure to teach him life skills, and if you go through his from a young age it is almost a guarantee he would turn out like this in the end. Dank even references the fact he tried to seek out help, but got none, but i guess that went right over your head. So how you managed to come to the conclusion that this would all go away magically by age 37 is a mystery to me, as shit like this damages you for life and creates monsters like Moat. Either that or it creates broken people with all sorts of mental health issues that cannot ever live a normal life. And if you do not believe what i say then look up the Iceman interview on youtube where one of the worlds top criminal psychologists interviews him in prison and explains in great detail exactly why he grew up to become the cold blooded killer he was.
One hilarious detail, that I really can’t believe you overlooked is that they also recruited the woodsman and tv presenter Ray Mears to help track him when he was living off the grid in the woods!! It’s just another detail that further illustrates how mental this case was haha
Oh, I didn't know Count dankula had leftists who watched him because that's what people on the left do judge all police officers because of the terrible ones.
Gascoine told the police "I know where he is because I can see the helicopter searchlight" and they had to tell him he was actually looking at a star. True.
I was born in 2002 and I vividly remember this. We were going to the lake district that August on holiday and I remember thinking with Derrick Bird and Raul Moat everywhere that summer that we were going to some kind of warzone...
He’s also one of the greatest footballers to ever come from the UK. Guy was incredible on the pitch, and I’m Scottish (hate what he did to Hendry) and a Sunderland fan.
The main guy who tracked him through forests and found his camp sites and believes that at one moment was within meters of him was Ray Mears, the survival expert and tv host.
The Raoul Moat episode: One more piece of evidence that everyone, including the police, function under the rule "It's not a problem until it's my problem."
Yep, and when it's their own kidnapping and murdering young ladies it's "we saw nothing, we know nothing" "we have investigated ourselves and determined we are not at fault" 😂
Oh, I didn't know Count dankula had leftists who watched him because that's what people on the left do judge all police officers because of the terrible ones.
I remember this case clearly. The whole nation was gripped by it. Paul Gascoigne even turned up during the showdown with the police with some beer and a packed lunch for him. 😂
"But, do you know who did do something rash?" This is the part of the story I was waiting for as soon as I clicked the video. I didn't realise however that after all these years, Gazza's claim that he was friends with Moat was just a coked up delusion of his.
As mad as Gaza situation was I genuinely believe if the cops let him down there woth 4 cans most wouldn’t have hurt him Gaza is a legend in those parts and he had far more chance of talking most round than the police did
@@jamiemckelvie342 it's a pretty good one, there were so many going around the playground at that point. Pretty crazy kids/young teens were talking about this shit. I was 13
I'm from the area so I'm very aware of the Raoul Moat story. While the manhunt was going on we all had to keep checking our sheds and garages in case some guy with a shotgun was chilling there. Also the taser thing is interesting cuz when they found him there was a Look North story about the police going to this scrap yard and gloating about how they found these long ranged tasers and that these would bring down Raoul Moat.
I can actually remember the police shutting down the roads in my childhood village in Durham because they believe he was moving through the local woods. This man was the police force’s Boogeyman.
In my experience anyone with a name like an object is a force to be reckoned with. The shorter the name the shorter the temper. If anyone ever introduced themselves to me as "Moat" I'd promptly shit my pants.
They aren't. Anyone can apply for a shotgun loiscence, thats how that incel guy who killed all those people had one. Hot Fuzz wasnt wrong, countryside is full of guns
Shotguns are actually a lot more legal in the UK than you think. A lot of people can get shotguns in the UK, they just have to ask. Shotguns are considered their own type of weapon here, less controlled than say, a rifle or a hand gun.
Sidenote, but years back i made a dumb joke to the owner of the pub i worked at about how maybe he would of gotten away with it if he'd had a raol boat, and he found it so funny he was feeding me pints for the rest of my shift and trying to get me to do a line
I was visiting UK family during the rampage and I remember this everywhere. Being American I just thought, yeah that happens all the time here right? 😂
It's happened twice in my lifetime, and I'm 58. We really don't like the Police in the UK compared to say the USA. I get the impression that the USA law-abiding citizens like the coppers and villains hate them. Our Police are incredibly political. They persecute honest, hard-working people via vehicle crime. All our regional Police forces are businesses they make a profit, and the chief Constables make a bonus. All our forces are legitimately registered as businesses. They are constantly in your pocket for speeding parking and now online abuse.
The fact this dude has three homies to help him out tells you allot about him. Second that dude gaza sounds like a fucking legend. Bet if the cops let him in dude would have been like wtf gaza, food and probably would have helped honestly.
@@PALACIO254which is why many of us dispise the police. Even trying to take our kitchen knives and gardening tools right now after almost entirely disarming the public and making it highly illegal to defend yourself and your home, all while they keep AR's and take a week to show up to a violent attack or burglary (if they show up at all that is) and only to turn up with a stinking attitude and saying "what do you want us to do about it? We haven't got time to look for them" yet police are everywhere with all the time in the world to throw out fixed penalties like fucking confetti and arresting people for things that should never have been illegal in the first place.. 'but we don't have the resources" they say, no, its that their resources are prioritised on things that make them money hand over fist, hunting down and jailing real criminals costs money, shaking down the general public for doing 2mph over the limit etc.. makes A LOT of money. They aren't here to protect us, they're here to exploit us and let the real criminals run free, so that they can use those crimes they commit as an excuse to convince the general public to willingly let them take even more of our rights.. and it works..
@@PALACIO254 yup, people seem to forget that it's just some random person doing it for a paycheck 99% of the time. they will do as little as needed and cover their ass first and foremost.
20:44 Thanks man, appreciate how much you made it clear the Police wanted a peaceful conclusion to this. They really did go out of their way to try and avoid his death. As for them not packing serious heat... no, not true. They were carrying minimum 9mm pistols and most had 5.56 AR or HK platform rifles and .338 Lapua sniper rifles. They wanted to be sure if they had to put him down, it would be permanently.
His ex girlfriend should have known that lying about her new boyfriend being a police officer would have set him off into a mad rage. She would have been fully aware about his deep hatred for the police.
I'm from newcastle and remember this going down when i was about 11 or younger. All we knew was that it was a guy with a gun going about shooting people and become the bogeyman of the school playgrounds and neighborhood and we'd talk about how Raoul Moat was gonna get you and we'd fake cry out that he was behind you while the other kids were playing in the streets or wherever. He really was EVERYWHERE in the news during this. Especially Newcastle itself. I remember watching the situation with my parents live and both of them commenting how fucking stupid the taser plan was.
They shot him with a Tazer knowing he'd blow his head off. If you kill coppers they are going to kill you. Unless you hand yourself in to unarmed coppers . A geezer in Manchester shot two policewoman about 15 plus years or so years ago. Can't remember off the top of my head tbh. He handed himself in because he knew the firearms team would top him. Top in the UK means kill or execute.
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Now England has at least 1 MILLION RAOULS
@@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK better than Fkng Raid shadow Bullshiit
Fun fact: During the ship naming competition that gave the world Boaty McBoatface, one of the other highest rated suggestions, which was deleted by the organisers before the closing date of the competition was "Raoul Boat".
i just covered my monitor in tea lmao
good name for a submarine.
@@user_unknown1488 that would be funny if it actually made sense
@@cock781 how? :/
@@cock781 I mean, a submersible did just kill a bunch of folk.
“I’ve got two hostages and I’m not on the run I AM coming to get you” is never a good voicemail to start your work day off with
At this point, Gazza deserves a Mad lad episode within itself.
He deserves a multi-part series, like Dragonlord.
Yessssss. That would be amazing! Gazza has so many mad stories
"My chicken is important because he must be starving." (Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne)
@@brettbagshaw5920 Yank here. Who's Gazza? Can you give me a brief description of him?
@@HotFuss-gd9qr he's the footballer who approach Raul Moat. Widely regarded as the most talented English footballer of all time but also as having the most wasted potential, he struggled with his mental health, weight and drug addictions whilst playing. He's also an absolute joker but in a hilarious way he acted more like a rockstar than a footballer off the pitch. That's probably the best I can describe Gazza cause the cunt has enough stories to write a trilogy.
UPDATE: The shots fired at his GF were only half filled cartridges, because he "wanted to hurt her, not kill her" - I remember that, it was so crazy & calculated
I guess blasting a hole through her current boyfriend with a sawed off shotgun wasn't enough pain.
@@broom673Maybe she shouldn’t have lied then either.
They prob just meant something like a 26 gram bird shot as a half filled cartridge with 0000 leadshot in is still going to kill someone
@@kellerblair2952maybe moat shouldn't have been such a cowardly poof.
@@kellerblair2952 It was foolish to state her bf was a cop, but she did it out of fear and it backfired. Given the kind of person Moat is was, I don't think she did anything wrong other than choosing her words poorly.
She clearly wasn't trying to antagonize him, but trying to keep him away. It's always easy in hindsight to say how he'd go on a rampage in response to this, but most people who act like him would just quietly seethe and move on rather than become the most wanted of an entire nation.
I went through secondary school with his niece. She was like a complete flip of him. Well spoken, shy, pretty, hyper-intelligent and petite. It took me like a good 2 or 3 month to put 2 and 2 together and make the connection of the last name. Asked her how her last name was spelt and she told me the spelling M-O-A-T, so I goes "Oh like Raoul Moat then?" and she goes "Yeah, he was my Uncle ". I felt like a complete arse, tried to explain that I didn't know and we then had a conversation about how infact most of their family think he was an absolute headcase. And that, is a story I'll never forget.
@@Autisticwanderer no idea havent seen her for ages
"Had a shirtless picture of himself above the fireplace" actual super Villian shit LMAO
Gigachad
Actual Gaston behavior
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With a million guesses I would never have said Paul Gascoigne would show up with timing that perfect. It's almost like a post-modern comedy sketch
I remember hearing gazza phone the radio. It was hilarious man.
I can still remember many of us thinking that he might actually have known Moaty, until it came out that he was trolling / hallucinating / drunk
It's like the Iranian Embassy siege, when Gazza showed up with a kebab and tried to de-escalate the situation.
It was absolutely amazing to watch and hear.
it was one of the greatest moments in British Live news history
Remember being in a pub in Newcastle during the search. This beefneck came in and somebody shouted 'it's Moaty!' and a sudden silence fell across the room. Everyone looked at the Poundshop ginger Raoul Moat and burst out laughing.
Lmno
Foh
@@G9bowsfront of house?
@@keybladerasta4142I'm not sure if you're being funny or old. "Fuck outta here"
Nothing beats pub bantz. There's always a quality shout.
Gazza: Behold Plato’s man!
Cops: Sir, this is an armed standoff
Gazza, the hero we don't deserve. he honestly had the right idea.
As someone who actually watched the video, no, he did not.
As utterly stupid as it sounds, it's also weirdly very wholesome haha. He can be a drunk coked up maroon, at least he has a heart.
to quote A wise man who was a radio operator for An Oceanic research station. " His heart is in the right place, but his head is up his a**"
@@NerdilyDoneyou saw the video, congratulations on the logical supremacy it somehow granted you. y'know I saw eraserhead once so I'm sure I understand the nature of that film better than someone who listened to an educated deconstruction and analysis of the film. no wait; flip those.
gazza probably really could've de-escalated the situation. a similar strategy has been used since time immemorial, since the first stand off with law enforcement.
@@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowskigod, you seem like an insufferable mensa member wannabe. Not bright enough to join but with all the ego
To be fair: its not that hard to make the UK police too afraid to go outside...
They're lacking in good numberss thanks to standards dropping and Khan's police force budget cuts
Unless you call a Troon a bad name.
@@blacktigerpaw1 Whats a Troon?
A "transgender" person
@@ReeN1995 That's a freak of nature, tortured by certain (((media))) outlets to cut his member off and full-on molest children
I had a girlfriend once that pulled this same kind of thing. She had a dangerous ex boyfriend and in an attempt to try to get him to keep his distance she told him all kinds of stuff about me in an attempt to intimidate him away - without telling me - and it backfired and instead made him more aggressive and he came after me. Why do they pull this crap?
Because they have a better sense of people and deeper empathy and more advanced emotional learningAHAHAHAHHAHAA.
As a humble and non aggressive guy (despite my appearance), that would suck. Hope you got yourself out of that situation. ❤
@@jowi_24seven43 yeah. Thankfully we didn’t get that serious before the red flags started showing. It doesn’t build trust when someone uses you like a pawn in chess to protect themselves from the consequences of their past poor decisions.
Aah yes, women engaging men in violence for their own pleasure.
One of my ex did this. She left some stuff at his house and a week into us dating she asked me to go there and grab her stuff. Dude was a drug dealer and she said she was scared to go there. I ended up becomming his friend, no violence ensued, I came back home with all her stuff and we even planned to go out to hang out together. When I told her he's actually a pretty cool dude she got angry at me for a while... It took me a while to understand she was setting me up to fight him...
Ray Mears tracking him down like a badger will for me always be the maddest part of Moats story i remember his bushcraft shows on the bbc.
Whilst foraging for wild mushrooms
Old Mearsy even got the the treatment in later years when Prevent said his show was a staple for people with 'dangerous' right wing views.
Even Portillo's train journey show made it on the list.
@@c.9900 I've never met a left wing bushcrafter in 20+ years they'd have a panic attack if their phone couldn't get a signal in the woods never mind build a shelter and fire.
@@odinbiflindi "I've never met a left wing bushcrafter"
I have. Like half my state is hippies lol
Did you really forget hippies exist?
@@JarthenGreenmeadow I live in Ireland so that really isn't applicable to here lefties here are the terminally online pronoun brigade, a lot of which are now NAFO which isn't surprising.
"We're coming after Americans for speech online"
*afraid of one guy with a shotgun.*
Yet another instance of "My boyfriend can beat you up. He's a ...." going severely wrong lmao
little bit of covert narcissism EXPLODING!
One of the best parts in this is that they used an RAF tornado fighter jet in the search for him. They saw him as so dangerous they used fighter jets to find some mental geordie in the woods with a sawed off
I dont even understand how the fighter jets are going to help lmao. Thermal imaging, yeah but they are usually done from a helicopter.
@@oz_jones RAPTOR IR pod on the Tornado meant a lot more area could be covered in a lot less time than with a helicopter.
It's used more often than you think.
Shows you how afraid the UK establishment is of a real rebellion against their authority. If one guy can cause this sort of reaction, imagine 1 million? But we’re too polite, disarmed and haven’t had a civil war since 1651.
@@oz_jones at the time the tornado had the most advanced aerial photography system in the world
LOL!!! GTA UK!
My friend while looking for the television remote would always ask " can you pass the Raoul Moat"😂
That's not Raoul Moatly funny
I genuinely expected Gazza's chicken to be alive.
I could genuinely imagine him Walking up to the cops with a live chicken in one hand. And two fishing rods and Tackle box in the other. Like it was no different than an average sunday afternoon. The man seems like he was just on a completely different level from everyone else.
"Like a coked-out Diogenes" best metaphor I've heard in my life.
Love the fact that the audio is done really well for these videos. The speech sound is very clear and gentle on ears. Many other youtubers have in their audio a lot of white noise and crazy boomy bass sound making it nearly impossible to make out any words.
"Suns out, guns out"
- Raul Moat
5:57 If the knuckle duster does not fit, you must acquit
Thing is, as a former resident of some of the less salubrious parts of Newcastle, potential Raoul Moats (proto Moats, if you will) are a dime a dozen.
Yep. There are numerous northern towns full of prospective Moats. Places where it's more common to see young guys on roids than not
And he was the nicest guy in Newcastle
Byker lmao
"I have not got a dad. No one cares about me."
And there it is.
So pleased you did this video I'm from northumberland and I remember sitting up as a kid to watch the stand off. I was glued to the tele. He deserves to be in your list of mad lads, the mad lad bingo card had me decked BTW 😂
Gaza’s attempt to diffuse the siege is my favourite part of this story
It is very Gaza
Unless you knew it to be true you'd get told you were on shrooms 😂😂😂
Also didn't they get ray mears to track him
Gaza went full on "woah, Raoul Moat needs me? I'm Moat's top guy"
Imagine if the cops decided to run with it...
I've cracked it, you can tell what kind of Dankula episode it is dependent on who's sponsor.
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St. Olga "Release the flaming doves" of Kiev was normal?
Holy shit guys, he's fooking cracked the Dank vinci code
@@KonekoneFukkatsu while not exactly common, in Britain this can happen once someone gets too drunk. They begin to materialise doves, and out of nowhere they spontaneously combust. Really annoying and damaging, especially at a local, independent pub.
"Somewhat normal"
- Goes to a rampage to kill cops
u wot m8?
EDIT: It was a shitty rampage.
The Paul Gascoigne part of this story is just was so fucking baffling at the time. Of course Gazza popped up out of nowhere 😂
All those Gazza's Chicken Takeaway jokes were class.
It makes you realise how easily you can insert yourself in a situation when you're famous
My girlfriend is a Geordie. I've discussed the gazza thing with her. Apparently Geordies think this is not seen as abnormal behaviour and it's nice he tried to help 😂
I'm inclined to agree, I don't think there's any situation a hug from a drunk gazza couldn't diffuse
@@brettbagshaw5920 Unless you were a recovering alcoholic maybe?
Mad you're covering this. I was in middle school in Newcastle when this happened. The whole school was terrified and no one wanted to go outside.
in the Wild West, this man would've run his own gang of outlaws and gone down in history alongside names like Billy the Kid and Jessie James
“I'd rather be handicapped than a communist.”
-Bilbo Baggins
Amen.
Why are you everywhere
Being a communist is a handicap though surely?
@@chapman2001 Everywhere? Wouldn't say that.
@Miguel Silva Stalin ate it.
This guy was a massive POS but I won't lie, "I haven't got a dad, nobody cares about me," stung a bit.
There's a quote by Sir Thomas More from Utopia that always stuck with.
“For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.” The government purposefully creates criminals, there is a lot of money in the ju$tice system, ironically.
It sucks, but at some point you've got to stop blaming your parents for how you turned out. And for most of us that happens before the age of 37
I mean he wasn't wrong, no one cares about a roided up piece of crap. His circumstances may have sucked when he was younger but it's 100% on him when he's still a terrible person at 37.
Probably stung as much as that shotgun shell.
@@rorz999 That is actually wrong. There is actual data that proves you become what you are as an adult from your parents genes and the imprint they leave on you growing up in situations like these. This is exactly how they diagnose a psychopaths personality and the part that is being referred to in this instance is borderline personality disorder.
So either childhood abuse/neglect from parents, an absent father (which he obviously had) which proves his father was lousy (so he inherited his genes). His mother seemed the same too, so he was clearly growing up in an unstable, dysfunctional family without a father figure to teach him life skills, and if you go through his from a young age it is almost a guarantee he would turn out like this in the end. Dank even references the fact he tried to seek out help, but got none, but i guess that went right over your head.
So how you managed to come to the conclusion that this would all go away magically by age 37 is a mystery to me, as shit like this damages you for life and creates monsters like Moat. Either that or it creates broken people with all sorts of mental health issues that cannot ever live a normal life.
And if you do not believe what i say then look up the Iceman interview on youtube where one of the worlds top criminal psychologists interviews him in prison and explains in great detail exactly why he grew up to become the cold blooded killer he was.
One hilarious detail, that I really can’t believe you overlooked is that they also recruited the woodsman and tv presenter Ray Mears to help track him when he was living off the grid in the woods!!
It’s just another detail that further illustrates how mental this case was haha
I would call any interaction with the police a 'tragic coincidence'
Oh, I didn't know Count dankula had leftists who watched him because that's what people on the left do judge all police officers because of the terrible ones.
True
Blood isn’t thicker than water, the outlaw’s path is a lonesome road. People are only there for the aftermath.
Christ what a blast from the past. If you don't know this guys insane little story you will be in for a treat 😂
I can remember watching the news as it happend..
The old times were good indeed
Indeed they were , the fact Gazza turns up as well with beers and fishing rods, it's fooking mental 😂😂😂
That is what I am here for.
Mad how long ago it was this happened to be fair. Only feels like it was a couple of years ago, over a decade in actuality 😢😂
What a delightful profile picture.
Gascoine told the police "I know where he is because I can see the helicopter searchlight" and they had to tell him he was actually looking at a star. True.
Man imagine if the police were this determined to take down grooming gangs as they were with this guy
Alas, they're too busy waving rainbow flags.
100%
Nah, they’re not white so they’re too scared of being called racist
Pussies
@@DrMxy that has no correlation what so ever you’re just a homophobe
Spicy
It’s crazy how much pain and suffering can come from one man’s sins
I was born in 2002 and I vividly remember this. We were going to the lake district that August on holiday and I remember thinking with Derrick Bird and Raul Moat everywhere that summer that we were going to some kind of warzone...
14 lines of coke and God knows how much whiskey. Now that guy is also an absolute madlad
Indeed. If you don't know Gazza check out some of his highlights. Definite Mad Lad.
He’s also one of the greatest footballers to ever come from the UK. Guy was incredible on the pitch, and I’m Scottish (hate what he did to Hendry) and a Sunderland fan.
The broken man bingo was a really nice touch.
I love the Gazza part of the story. It´s like a mini mad lads episode in a mad lads episode.
Gazza turning up with chicken is peak. Nothing will ever top it. Still cracks me up
Remember being glued to the news when this was all going down. Great video man. subscribed
"Haway man, just let us talk to him... Moaty! It's Gazza..." 😂
C'mon Dank, it's only a "Cobain Special" if you're not the one pulling the trigger
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👌🏻
Exactly what I thought!
The main guy who tracked him through forests and found his camp sites and believes that at one moment was within meters of him was Ray Mears, the survival expert and tv host.
He never gets a mention though....
@@danandoliver3613 😔😔😔
They flew him in just to track him?
@@scowler7200 you understand Ray lives in Sussex, right?
I never knew that.
The Raoul Moat episode: One more piece of evidence that everyone, including the police, function under the rule "It's not a problem until it's my problem."
Lol his “moat-avations”
Love you Dank
😂"They only care when they are the target." No truer statement has ever been made.
Yep, and when it's their own kidnapping and murdering young ladies it's "we saw nothing, we know nothing" "we have investigated ourselves and determined we are not at fault" 😂
Oh, I didn't know Count dankula had leftists who watched him because that's what people on the left do judge all police officers because of the terrible ones.
I think you should be madder at Moat than the police
@@topologyrob I’m mad he shot his ex and Chris brown but the cops not so much.
@@gamingforever9121 police are people too
I remember this case clearly. The whole nation was gripped by it. Paul Gascoigne even turned up during the showdown with the police with some beer and a packed lunch for him. 😂
Gaza could have his own madlad episode
Can't forget the NUFC jacket too.
I remember when the manhunt was on Gregg's release a new spicy sausage roll.
Gregg's Sausage Raouls - So Spicy They'll Blow Your Head Off!
I always heard it was like a normal sausage roll with a hint of ginger
good play on words m8 , t takes yearsfor this skill
Glad to see you're still making videos.
Listening to Dankula try to pronounce "murder" is therapeutic.
boy those cops woulda felt real dumb if the last words out of raouls mouth were "I just wanted to go fishing"
lmao......
"If only Gazza had been here with a chicken and a fishing rod..."
I think we found the next Mad Lad, the footballer/soccer player who showed up with a chicken to ask if Moat wanted to go fishing.
Gazza needs a series not an episode
This is one of Dank's best mad lads IMO. The Gazza bit killed me.
This is the kind of guy that gets a wolfdog to show off to his non existent friends, just to then get eaten by the wolf dog.
"Im not on the run. Im coming to get you." Holy shit
"But, do you know who did do something rash?"
This is the part of the story I was waiting for as soon as I clicked the video.
I didn't realise however that after all these years, Gazza's claim that he was friends with Moat was just a coked up delusion of his.
As mad as Gaza situation was I genuinely believe if the cops let him down there woth 4 cans most wouldn’t have hurt him Gaza is a legend in those parts and he had far more chance of talking most round than the police did
I agree. Gazza could've definitely baited him.
Ur not wrong, to Geordies shooting Gazza would be akin to shooting Christ himself
Yes no Geordie could possibly shoot Gazza he is also a legend with the blue half of Glasgow n always will be 👍
I’m a Celtic fan but honestly can’t help but like the guy. It’s an absolute sin to see a man with his talent go down the path he did
I suspect the police quite probably didn't want to bring him in alive.
i still say " pass the raoulmoat" when asking for the tv remote
Same, absolutely iconic
I still think of 'i don't find jokes about Raoul moat rauolmoately funny' for years and I was a kid when this happened, but I still remember it
@@wodensol5000 I had a staggered, slow start f*cking chuckle at that one
Fair play man hahaha
A Geordie tradition
@@jamiemckelvie342 it's a pretty good one, there were so many going around the playground at that point. Pretty crazy kids/young teens were talking about this shit. I was 13
The way Dankula says the word "murder" makes my Jimmy jolly
British police “Oi you there stop or I’ll blow this shiny whistle really hard!”
I'm from the area so I'm very aware of the Raoul Moat story. While the manhunt was going on we all had to keep checking our sheds and garages in case some guy with a shotgun was chilling there. Also the taser thing is interesting cuz when they found him there was a Look North story about the police going to this scrap yard and gloating about how they found these long ranged tasers and that these would bring down Raoul Moat.
They gloated and then they failed. Coppers and their equipment are one in the same
Callum's Corner is a huge Moat Maniac!! He's gonna love this video Count
Haven't heard that name in ages 😂
His head looks like a sodding tictac
aaaaaaaayup
Still waiting on the poo stream
Moat the Goat
Fun fact: the blinded cop went on to be one of the best referees in the prem
He killed himself 20 months after he was shot. Don't make shit up son.
@@olympusxi8436 If you can't determine that this is an obvious joke then you need to get your head checked mate
@@soadodadjian730 If you want to make jokes of a dead man blinded in the line of service you need yours checked, mate. Its bad taste and shame on you.
He works for CPS now!
@@jamiebrown8811 Yeah, I heard he's stationed in Sheffield XD
That explanation the footballer gave for showing up is the greatest, and most relatable, thing I’ve ever heard.
When a man is pushed to breaking point with nothing to lose it doesn’t end well
Gotta love gazza, hes actually doing pretty well now nice to see hes trying to turn his life around
C'mon now! Everyone loves a boozing line snorting guy who wants to difuse a violent situation 😂😂😂😂
They even had Ray Mears looking through the woods to find him. 😂
They should have got bear grills.
" there could be a gun pointed at my head...........better drink my own piss "
I can actually remember the police shutting down the roads in my childhood village in Durham because they believe he was moving through the local woods. This man was the police force’s Boogeyman.
I’m so not that guy, but god damn… seeing his daughter carrying the torch brought an actual tear to my eye.
That’s just beautiful.
You’ve gotta officially make Popcorn Sutton a Mad Lad
In my experience anyone with a name like an object is a force to be reckoned with. The shorter the name the shorter the temper. If anyone ever introduced themselves to me as "Moat" I'd promptly shit my pants.
I have 5 letters in my 1st name n 4 in my 2nd watch out! 😂
As Gazza said he was known as Moaty 👍
@@bazglsgw1208 I'll make sure to steer clear of ya hahah.
Hello. Do taxes count as an object?
@@vojtechtax9723 Only if the guy that comes to collect your taxes is named Porch.
I once made the entire UK police force afraid to leave their homes just by smoking in a non-smoking area.
Badman !
You MONSTER!
jesus christ man think of the children!!!!!!
I chased around 20 of them with a bit of poo on a stick.
I would have thought a crime like that would make them send 4 squad cars to fine you £150
>Sawed off shotgun
>UK
But dank
Clearly this criminal has not heard that owning such devies are illegal in the uk
They are but Glasgow is full of them!
They aren't. Anyone can apply for a shotgun loiscence, thats how that incel guy who killed all those people had one.
Hot Fuzz wasnt wrong, countryside is full of guns
Hope you’re not implying gun control didn’t work in the UK
Shotguns are actually a lot more legal in the UK than you think. A lot of people can get shotguns in the UK, they just have to ask. Shotguns are considered their own type of weapon here, less controlled than say, a rifle or a hand gun.
@@thesauce7289 it didn't. You have the same murder rates as before, its just done with knives and battery acid.
That's one moat you REALLY don't want to cross...
Sidenote, but years back i made a dumb joke to the owner of the pub i worked at about how maybe he would of gotten away with it if he'd had a raol boat, and he found it so funny he was feeding me pints for the rest of my shift and trying to get me to do a line
‘Trying’ to give you a line? And you politely declined? What a mad lad
The real story here is that you worked in a pub but didn't do coke.
Classic, and thats some self control lol
Gaza turning up with half a fried chicken some tinnies and a fishing rod to save the day was the highlight of this escapade.
I was visiting UK family during the rampage and I remember this everywhere. Being American I just thought, yeah that happens all the time here right? 😂
damn even the Wern is here
I watch Mad Lads because I’m waiting for my episode, then I’ll finally get my Gen Z bae
we are so back telomerebros
@@obamabiden hey can you hook me up with this chick she says she wants to date me and maybe have my children her name is Grace Vanderwaal
It's happened twice in my lifetime, and I'm 58.
We really don't like the Police in the UK compared to say the USA.
I get the impression that the USA law-abiding citizens like the coppers and villains hate them.
Our Police are incredibly political.
They persecute honest, hard-working people via vehicle crime.
All our regional Police forces are businesses they make a profit, and the chief Constables make a bonus.
All our forces are legitimately registered as businesses.
They are constantly in your pocket for speeding parking and now online abuse.
The Iron Sheik deserves a Mad Lad video.
Iron Shiek vs. Kurt Angle on the Howard Stern show alone deserves a Mini Mad Lads episode.
You watch Razorfist?
@@scowler7200 Godf***ingspeed
I think the nutjob died
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN
The fact this dude has three homies to help him out tells you allot about him. Second that dude gaza sounds like a fucking legend. Bet if the cops let him in dude would have been like wtf gaza, food and probably would have helped honestly.
7 months later and I just now realized it wasn't a live chicken
IT WASN'T!!????
Gazza needs his own mad lads
The cops only took it as seriously as they did cause it was their heads on the chopping block.
Always look out for their own the scum, the general public, wellllllll..........
Most mass shootings never see a police response.
Stay strapped or get clapped you're your own first responder
@@PALACIO254which is why many of us dispise the police. Even trying to take our kitchen knives and gardening tools right now after almost entirely disarming the public and making it highly illegal to defend yourself and your home, all while they keep AR's and take a week to show up to a violent attack or burglary (if they show up at all that is) and only to turn up with a stinking attitude and saying "what do you want us to do about it? We haven't got time to look for them" yet police are everywhere with all the time in the world to throw out fixed penalties like fucking confetti and arresting people for things that should never have been illegal in the first place.. 'but we don't have the resources" they say, no, its that their resources are prioritised on things that make them money hand over fist, hunting down and jailing real criminals costs money, shaking down the general public for doing 2mph over the limit etc.. makes A LOT of money. They aren't here to protect us, they're here to exploit us and let the real criminals run free, so that they can use those crimes they commit as an excuse to convince the general public to willingly let them take even more of our rights.. and it works..
@@PALACIO254 yup, people seem to forget that it's just some random person doing it for a paycheck 99% of the time. they will do as little as needed and cover their ass first and foremost.
20:44 Thanks man, appreciate how much you made it clear the Police wanted a peaceful conclusion to this. They really did go out of their way to try and avoid his death.
As for them not packing serious heat... no, not true. They were carrying minimum 9mm pistols and most had 5.56 AR or HK platform rifles and .338 Lapua sniper rifles. They wanted to be sure if they had to put him down, it would be permanently.
In a perfect world, those damn journalists would at least wait until the fighting was over.
8:54
“It was a fiery but mostly peaceful confrontation between exes.”
His ex girlfriend should have known that lying about her new boyfriend being a police officer would have set him off into a mad rage. She would have been fully aware about his deep hatred for the police.
Not surprising considering she had no problem dating and having a child with someone like that.
Expectating rational behaviour from women will always end in a disappointing fashion
She obviously wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.
Of course she knew, bitches love drama
Even if she didn't lie, he'd react the same
All right, everyone take your seats. Your history lesson is about to begin.
My kinda history class
Starting a petition for Dankula to start substitute teaching history classes.
15:44 I remember the whole thing watching it in the news and although Moat was unhinged etc the police were acting like they trying to catch the Joker
29:02 "I have a counter argument... Fuck off." I know this argument and have used it many times it's simple but effective.
Fucking insane watched it from our local pub on the Friday night when gazza turned up the whole pub was in silence
im so glad youre still making mad lad videos. you have excellent narrarative skills. and your performance is very personable. bravo!
I'm from newcastle and remember this going down when i was about 11 or younger. All we knew was that it was a guy with a gun going about shooting people and become the bogeyman of the school playgrounds and neighborhood and we'd talk about how Raoul Moat was gonna get you and we'd fake cry out that he was behind you while the other kids were playing in the streets or wherever. He really was EVERYWHERE in the news during this. Especially Newcastle itself. I remember watching the situation with my parents live and both of them commenting how fucking stupid the taser plan was.
They shot him with a Tazer knowing he'd blow his head off.
If you kill coppers they are going to kill you.
Unless you hand yourself in to unarmed coppers .
A geezer in Manchester shot two policewoman about 15 plus years or so years ago.
Can't remember off the top of my head tbh.
He handed himself in because he knew the firearms team would top him.
Top in the UK means kill or execute.
If im the only one, I'll shut up, but does anyone else try to line up his ears with the hexagons behind his head?
I was on vacation in the UK when this happened I remember this!