@@Alsebra The King's entire thing is he's wise and resourceful. He can do everything from swinging flails, utilizing tech from guns to bombs as well as magic like when he shrunk the Rook. Gunpowder tech is not out of place in both medieval era nor medieval fantasy and it's certainly not useless as guns can penetrate heavy armor.
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Timestamps of the different piece battles, for anyone looking for specific fights. --- **Pawns taking a piece:** 0:23 Pawn vs Pawn 0:51 Pawn vs Knight 1:08 Pawn vs Bishop 1:29 Pawn vs Rook 1:46 Pawn vs Queen 2:02 Pawn vs King 0:17 - 0:22 Your Pawn Music 0:45 - 0:50 Opponent Pawn Music --- **Knights taking a piece:** 2:32 Knight vs Pawn 2:55 Knight vs Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference) 3:21 Knight vs Bishop 3:37 Knight vs Rook 3:50 Knight vs Queen 4:09 Knight vs King 2:49 Your Knight Music 2:26 Opponent Knight Music --- **Bishops taking a piece:** 4:33 Bishop vs Pawn 4:57 Bishop vs Knight 5:12 Bishop vs Bishop 5:32 Bishop vs Rook 5:50 Bishop vs Queen 6:26 Bishop vs King 4:27 Your Bishop Music 4:50 Opponent Bishop Music --- **Rooks taking a piece:** 6:51 Rook vs Pawn 7:16 Rook vs Knight 7:42 Rook vs Bishop 8:09 Rook vs Rook 8:29 Rook vs Queen 8:51 Rook vs King 7:08 Your Rook Music 6:43 Opponent Rook Music --- **Queen taking a piece:** 9:38 . Queen vs Pawn 9:58 . Queen vs Knight 10:16 Queen vs Bishop 10:38 Queen vs Rook 10:53 Queen vs Queen 11:04 Queen vs King 9:18 - 9:23 Your Queen Music 9:51 - 9:56 Opponent Queen Music --- **King taking a piece:** 11:44 King vs Pawn 12:09 King vs Knight 12:39 King vs Bishop (Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark reference) 13:12 King vs Rook 13:37 King vs Queen 12:00 - 12:05 Your King Music 11:37 - 11:42 Opponent King Music --- One odd attention to detail by the developers, Knight vs King and Queen vs King feature the King with a heart tattoo in the same place.
Spot on, Queen vs King when queen turns King into a Donkey it's the same tattoo featured in the knight vs king. I would've never noticed. Imo queen killing with magic powers is just cheap.
Pretty Awesome! The music is actually great. I remember how long it would take the pieces to move in position back on those old, slow computers. I played this version quite a bit when I was a tiny youngster, and this was really fun to see all these duels tonight, after a fun evening at Medieval Times. 🏰🛡⚔
Some of these animations were changed from the original version on computers like the Amiga. For example 1. The Bishop taking the queen was originally attacking her with his pole-arm with her desperately trying to catch the blade between her palms, only for him to eventually put it through (yes through) her chest. 2. Pawn taking queen originally had her trying to run only for the Pawn to lob a dagger at her back. 3. Rook taking pawn originally had him getting crushed into a little ball 4. Knight taking King originally had the king giving the full monty to the camera once he was de-robed, probably because the more pixely nature of the sprites made it easier to get away with. 5. Pawn taking Pawn originally had one of the pawns stabbing the other's foot before hitting him in bottom of the skull killing him. 6. Pawn taking Knight had the pawn kicking the knight in the nuts right off the bat with the Knight having a moment to groan in pain at the camera before falling down.
You forgot about the original Pawn vs. Knight and Bishop vs. Knight battle. The one in the original version just has the Pawn down when his pike or spear was broken in half by the knight, but in this one has the knight kicked the pawn in the face, onto the ground right off the bat after the pawn's weapon was rendered useless by the Knight just cutting it in half after some failed attempts. During the battle, the plume of the pawn was also cut off from his helmet by the knight. In the original Bishop vs. Knight animation, the knight after the Bishop stabbed him in the abdomen was groaning in pain before ultimatey collapsing onto the ground. In this one, the Bishop vs. Knight animation involved the Bishop stabbing the Knight in the stomach with his polearm, and the Knight instantly collapsed after he was stabbed in the abdomen by the Bishop. Personally, I find the Pawn vs. Knight animation the most hilarious out of all Pawn battles because the pawn has the balls to literally play the knight very dirty by just stabbing the knight's balls with a fucking spear or pike. That gave the knight a moment to look at the camera and groan in pain, then die and fall down.
I remember learning to play Chess with the help of the game! Sure, the novelty of the animations would wear off after a while...but I'm impressed at how well they've held up, and how imaginative they are Only one thing I noticed, and I was running the video at x2...is how slow the animations are! On the school computer I can't really remember ever getting more than a few moves out before recess ended 😢
The bishop disposing the knight is probably my favorite. The bishop in general I think. The death of the queen due to the poisoness flower from the bishop is also hysterical.
The Knight vs Knight thing just reminds me of the joke of the knight in some movie loosing all his limbs and then ending with “alright, we’ll call it a draw.” XD I don’t know specifically when this game and that reference came out, but if they both were made around the same years, then that joke would be perfect.
This is amazing i only had the original release of ea's battle chess and battle chess 4000 from interplay. I had forgotten how incredibly well animated these are. Even the original bc game had great animation. The pc speaker screams are what made the game
Haha! I remember this chess game when I was a little, but never knew what the name of this game was. While the animations are slow, I gotta say they are hilarious.
Das ist noch die entschärfte Version. Die Version die ich für meinen Amiga500 habe ist des so, wenn der Bauer die Dame schlägt, dann nimmt der Bauer die Dame von hinten. tschacka lacka
This game taught me how to play chess many years ago. There was an option to turn the fights off, and after watching them the first couple of times, I think that’s what most people did to actually get through a game.
The red queen tried to seduce the blue king before pulling a knife on him, to which the king said the old timey equivalent of "BEGONE THOT", but when he was about to finish her he realized he would be cancelled on twitter forevermore if he went through with the act and thus spared his assailant. Dunno why the queen would pull a knife on the guy if she was a proven master of the dark arts, but I'm no historian, I'll leave it to them to make out conclusions about what happened.
![Battle Chess: Enhanced CD-ROM (Interplay) (MS-DOS) [1992] [PC Longplay]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gKLRksGedOI/mqdefault.jpg)
The king casually pulling out a gun to lead up the pope is cursed but i love it
I think it's a reference to Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, referencing one of the notable fight scenes in that movie.
How is that cursed in any way
@@Alsebra The King's entire thing is he's wise and resourceful. He can do everything from swinging flails, utilizing tech from guns to bombs as well as magic like when he shrunk the Rook. Gunpowder tech is not out of place in both medieval era nor medieval fantasy and it's certainly not useless as guns can penetrate heavy armor.
It*s good to be the king.
Parry this you filthy casual
I watched the AVGN episode about the 3DO and now Battle Chess is in my recommendations. Thanks Susan
Same. I actually wanted to see the queen's animation so it's ok
Wow talk about misfortune.
Thanks Sacagawea.
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@Duke Jay Definitely, I have been using InstaFlixxer for years myself :)
I love the Monty Python shout out with the Knight v Knight battle. "TIS BUT A FLESHWOUND!"
Timestamps of the different piece battles, for anyone looking for specific fights.
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**Pawns taking a piece:**
0:23 Pawn vs Pawn
0:51 Pawn vs Knight
1:08 Pawn vs Bishop
1:29 Pawn vs Rook
1:46 Pawn vs Queen
2:02 Pawn vs King
0:17 - 0:22 Your Pawn Music
0:45 - 0:50 Opponent Pawn Music
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**Knights taking a piece:**
2:32 Knight vs Pawn
2:55 Knight vs Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
3:21 Knight vs Bishop
3:37 Knight vs Rook
3:50 Knight vs Queen
4:09 Knight vs King
2:49 Your Knight Music
2:26 Opponent Knight Music
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**Bishops taking a piece:**
4:33 Bishop vs Pawn
4:57 Bishop vs Knight
5:12 Bishop vs Bishop
5:32 Bishop vs Rook
5:50 Bishop vs Queen
6:26 Bishop vs King
4:27 Your Bishop Music
4:50 Opponent Bishop Music
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**Rooks taking a piece:**
6:51 Rook vs Pawn
7:16 Rook vs Knight
7:42 Rook vs Bishop
8:09 Rook vs Rook
8:29 Rook vs Queen
8:51 Rook vs King
7:08 Your Rook Music
6:43 Opponent Rook Music
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**Queen taking a piece:**
9:38 . Queen vs Pawn
9:58 . Queen vs Knight
10:16 Queen vs Bishop
10:38 Queen vs Rook
10:53 Queen vs Queen
11:04 Queen vs King
9:18 - 9:23 Your Queen Music
9:51 - 9:56 Opponent Queen Music
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**King taking a piece:**
11:44 King vs Pawn
12:09 King vs Knight
12:39 King vs Bishop (Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark reference)
13:12 King vs Rook
13:37 King vs Queen
12:00 - 12:05 Your King Music
11:37 - 11:42 Opponent King Music
---
One odd attention to detail by the developers, Knight vs King and Queen vs King feature the King with a heart tattoo in the same place.
Thanks
Spot on, Queen vs King when queen turns King into a Donkey it's the same tattoo featured in the knight vs king. I would've never noticed. Imo queen killing with magic powers is just cheap.
Amazing ty
My favorite detail is that the music when your pieces move are in a major key, while your opponent's music is similar but in a minor key.
This is the version I grew up loving.
Am i the only one that cheers for the Pawn when he takes the crown?
The Red Kingdom is now ruled by a vassal of the Blue King.
Pretty Awesome! The music is actually great. I remember how long it would take the pieces to move in position back on those old, slow computers. I played this version quite a bit when I was a tiny youngster, and this was really fun to see all these duels tonight, after a fun evening at Medieval Times. 🏰🛡⚔
2:57 Love the Monty python reference.
"All right, we call it a draw"
Dude, it totally is an MP reference! Tis but a flesh wound!
@kdreibelohhhh I get it, that's funny, also impressed the bishop has a giant cross
The queen's heels would click when she would walk though.
For whatever reason, I couldn’t get the sound effects to work for the walking animations
Some of these animations were changed from the original version on computers like the Amiga. For example
1. The Bishop taking the queen was originally attacking her with his pole-arm with her desperately trying to catch the blade between her palms, only for him to eventually put it through (yes through) her chest.
2. Pawn taking queen originally had her trying to run only for the Pawn to lob a dagger at her back.
3. Rook taking pawn originally had him getting crushed into a little ball
4. Knight taking King originally had the king giving the full monty to the camera once he was de-robed, probably because the more pixely nature of the sprites made it easier to get away with.
5. Pawn taking Pawn originally had one of the pawns stabbing the other's foot before hitting him in bottom of the skull killing him.
6. Pawn taking Knight had the pawn kicking the knight in the nuts right off the bat with the Knight having a moment to groan in pain at the camera before falling down.
You forgot about the original Pawn vs. Knight and Bishop vs. Knight battle.
The one in the original version just has the Pawn down when his pike or spear was broken in half by the knight, but in this one has the knight kicked the pawn in the face, onto the ground right off the bat after the pawn's weapon was rendered useless by the Knight just cutting it in half after some failed attempts. During the battle, the plume of the pawn was also cut off from his helmet by the knight.
In the original Bishop vs. Knight animation, the knight after the Bishop stabbed him in the abdomen was groaning in pain before ultimatey collapsing onto the ground. In this one, the Bishop vs. Knight animation involved the Bishop stabbing the Knight in the stomach with his polearm, and the Knight instantly collapsed after he was stabbed in the abdomen by the Bishop.
Personally, I find the Pawn vs. Knight animation the most hilarious out of all Pawn battles because the pawn has the balls to literally play the knight very dirty by just stabbing the knight's balls with a fucking spear or pike. That gave the knight a moment to look at the camera and groan in pain, then die and fall down.
I also seem to recall King taking Queen (😏) was more violent -- he hits her again after knocking her down and outright kills her.
@@YoylecakeTurtle
Definitely. The nutshot is the best one lol
wasn´t that battle chess? because this is Battle Chess: Enhanced CD-ROM have different graphics and some new animations
@@opo3628 yeah she gets off quite easily in this one
The queen is something else, isn't?
She’s a sixth lord
It is most powerful piece for a reason
Remembering back in '95 , this was the only violent game in the house . . . Played it to death
Nothing beats the old-school version.
Sorry to necro.. but this is a newer version. Check out the one from 1988.
12:58 king: You know the rules and so do I, SAY GOODBYE.
chess battle advanced
I remember learning to play Chess with the help of the game!
Sure, the novelty of the animations would wear off after a while...but I'm impressed at how well they've held up, and how imaginative they are
Only one thing I noticed, and I was running the video at x2...is how slow the animations are! On the school computer I can't really remember ever getting more than a few moves out before recess ended 😢
I always love to hear the bishops laughter and the Knight laughing at the naked king.
Why is the queen so hot
Because. 😏
@@ObiWanBillKenobi secks
She thicc
Because the game was made pre-woke.
@@10_a_see Good times 😊
The bishop disposing the knight is probably my favorite. The bishop in general I think. The death of the queen due to the poisoness flower from the bishop is also hysterical.
Did that pawn just spear the knight in the nuts?! Brutal
Dude. Never spear a knight in the balls. Super un-kewl.
@@TheNewTerrific20 i get the reference
It was good lol
CHESS BATTLE ADVA- ENHANCED
i like when the knight fighting the rook, and couldnt damage it, then turn and look at the player like "not fair"
Chess battle advanced
The Knight vs Knight thing just reminds me of the joke of the knight in some movie loosing all his limbs and then ending with “alright, we’ll call it a draw.” XD I don’t know specifically when this game and that reference came out, but if they both were made around the same years, then that joke would be perfect.
The movie was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The game is from late 80s or early 90s, Monty Python had been out for 10 or so years.
Dat queen butt, i remember playinf this game when I was like 6 when it came out
This is amazing i only had the original release of ea's battle chess and battle chess 4000 from interplay. I had forgotten how incredibly well animated these are. Even the original bc game had great animation. The pc speaker screams are what made the game
The Queen has no shame…she kills somebody she still strutting her stuff 😂
Oh my childhood. Back when computers were tools and game box art didnt reflect game content whatsoever.
7:27: He punched him so hard he turned the guy into a chibi!
10:27 Queen Wins Flawless Victor-Fatality!
Who is thiccer? The queen? Or the rook?
The queen
The rook killing the queen is my personal favorite.
Probably because she was literally eaten whole
@@alexanderbarilleaux6268 from queen to nothing but food
@@aaron9353
Pretty much
@@alexanderbarilleaux6268 COOKIE! ahm nom nom nom nom nom *burp*
Me too. It is reason I like this game. If play Rook I can eat beautiful lady literally
I love how the knight killing knight is a reference to, monty Python and the Holy Grail the black knight scene
Hey thanks was looking for this!
No problem
@@albertsautter4077 yeah, me too. This game taught me how to play chess. Seeing this took me down nostalgia lane
1:47 1:48 1:50 1:51 1:56 3:56 3:57 4:11 4:13 4:15 4:16 4:17 4:18 4:21 9:38 9:39 9:40 9:41 9:42 9:43 9:44 10:16 10:25 10:43 10:44 10:53 10:56 11:50 11:53
Pawn responds to opposing Queen:”I’ll show you a royal good time!”
8:32 - the animator's barely disguised fetish
Yeah, that was a vore scene.
I guess that’s her thing???
???
This brings back memories
The king be like: Wait what a wrench
Queen do be kinda thicc though 🤤
I used to play this with my dad past 10pm on a school day hehe
This just unlocked a bunch of memories for me.
7:40 [Rook vs. Bishop] "Puny Priest..."
Thank you for this one! Makes chess fun, not just for geeks.
I love how they use the Month Python for the knights death!!
Was a really big fan of the queen until she turned to face the camera
3:10 Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
This game got me into chess!! I remember playing this woth my neighbor and cracking up at the fatalities!!
THANK YOU!!!!!
Now this is fun to watch , all the chess pieces duking it out.
I want this game !
who else just wanted to see the queen
I remember the DOS floppy disc version on Amiga.
i didnt know there was a newer version
This version came out way back in 1991.
I’d love an HD rerelease with optional, new attack animations.
@@albertsautter4077 Yeah I want that too. In fact I want it to be a big budget AAA game and massively multiplayer.
There's actually one that is newer than this called Battle Chess: Game of Kings. Came out in 2015.
The elementary school memories lol
I'm glad this exists
Did they really have to make the Queen so thicc tho
7:27
11:08
4:15
13:00 YO the king has a gat!
Right in front of her husband too... damn.
Look this Rook, Bishop his head is squashed! 😂 8:02
Jesus Christ, the Queen is cheeked tf up
4:11 Pls watch this. It's funny.
Knight vs King 4:10
Must've taken weeks to finish one game.
I recommend watching this video at 1.5x speed
I did and it still felt slow.
3:08
B. Knight: TIS...BUT...A...SCRATCH!!
R. Knight: (I have the feeling I'm out of the loop in something...meh.) *slices left leg*
Haha! I remember this chess game when I was a little, but never knew what the name of this game was.
While the animations are slow, I gotta say they are hilarious.
I'm the only one who feels like a dinosaur? 😂😂😂😂🙄😭
No. I do, too
The king’s kills were hilarious
The king just pushing over the queen and then she evaporates lol
Rook Laugh 8:22
Knight vs Knight just the days of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
With x2 speed battles look more interesting
Battle Chess was the great granddaddy of Heroes of Might and Magic series.
2:56 amazing Monty Python reference
Is there any where to download this game and play it on modern systems?
I found this video in my recommended videos, and now I want to play it again!
Can you do all animations of the original game pls
9:19 if there is anything I can't stand is no time stamp to a part of a video you want to see
Ya fuck this guy for spending hours putting this together for us to enjoy 🤓
Which animation cutscences are better in different versions of "Battle Chess", this or the 3D version?
I'm immensely disappointed that Rook taking Rook ignored an obvious Rock'em Sock'em Robots reference.
Chess Battle Enhanced
Knight Laugh 4:19
Knight laughs at the opposing king when he took his clothes off
0:58 the one place the armor didnt protect
Got him good! Right in the balls.
Knight squashed by Rook meme 7:28
Das ist noch die entschärfte Version. Die Version die ich für meinen Amiga500 habe ist des so, wenn der Bauer die Dame schlägt, dann nimmt der Bauer die Dame von hinten. tschacka lacka
This is the same fricking company that gave us Fallout. And… is that an MT-32?
These animations takes ages... how is that anyone manages to ever finish a game? lol
This game taught me how to play chess many years ago. There was an option to turn the fights off, and after watching them the first couple of times, I think that’s what most people did to actually get through a game.
13:57
Draw by insufficient mating material
When West used to have nice Artstyle. As we can see from Queen, and Knight tearing off King's outfit.
Do yourself a favor and watch at 1.5x speed
13:39 Are they kissing?
The red queen tried to seduce the blue king before pulling a knife on him, to which the king said the old timey equivalent of "BEGONE THOT", but when he was about to finish her he realized he would be cancelled on twitter forevermore if he went through with the act and thus spared his assailant. Dunno why the queen would pull a knife on the guy if she was a proven master of the dark arts, but I'm no historian, I'll leave it to them to make out conclusions about what happened.
I love battle chess
One of you xan tell me how Can I get that game again, please? Thanks you so much
The queen 👸🏻 got too much cake
Indiana Jones/Harrison Ford reference, even used a pistol with scope on it, Solo style.
8:07
I still remember the hidden tracks of Battle Chess has sex sounds between the king and the queen!
They are 63 kills
3:00
Monty Python reference
I play this on my macintosh or ibm when i was a tween
The rooks used to kinda scare me as a kid lol