From what I’ve seen his boss NEVER gives him the leniency to take a different day off, he probably should talk to HR and get this boss fired he doesn’t seem very competent at running his business.
He's probably acoustic or something. He is so obsessed with precise schedules and control it's not normal. He can't interact with other people because he can't control them. That's why he's always only soapboxing to his dented audience. He's totally out of his element whenever he has to talk to someone on voice chat, like an alien on a foreign planet.
Guy acts like he'll get fired by someone, I thought he was a small business? He needs to face the fact that he's boring straight up makes games he plays dead.
@@ShogunResu What simply blows my mind is that Phil is so delusional that he thinks problem is the games or the viewers, not him. Narcissism at it's best(or worst). He blames everyone except himself. He is so boring to watch if he is not screaming his head off and being a toxic a$$hole to his viewers or opponents in games.
He must adhere to the blessed schedule at ALL times! Schedule says its day off, it has to be adhered to no matter what. You NEVER rearrange the schedule. And during his day off he MUST go shopping THEN eat as is scheduled. Absolutely under no circumstances must he eat THEN go shopping or else. *starts T-posing and swaying diagonally in order to soothe his anxiety over it*
@@myquest666420I got a cousin that’s on the spectrum and he’s got a lot of the same mannerisms and ocd as DSP. Can’t help but notice it when I watch these videos
He’s gonna show up pissed saying “I’m playing” where’s everybody at? This better be a good stream with lots of support since u guys begged me to play this! 😂
Especially since 1 of those animals is mostly self sufficient and actually does the majority of the house work. Phil doesn't even know how to do laundry, what does he actually mean when he says he takes care of them?
Even better when "the detractors" "attack" and "endanger" them. I don't think Jasper can read online comments, not that anybody insults him, and even if doxed with SWAT they usually leave the cats alone 🙄😂
I think he was terrified at the thought of getting cornered by PandaLee's family members and forced to explain himself, and he just used Fallout as an excuse... and then denied using it as an excuse when he was called out on it later 🙄
The PS5 rant is classic, explaining to someone who doesn't give a fuck that he's a full time streamer and it will cost him so much money, fucking comical.
For real! Exactly when we go to the refrigerator 3 times in an hour expecting to find new shit to eat, this guy does the exact same thing with donations, is like he's so nervous about it he needs to take a little break and maybe his goings to the bathroom could be caused by that, being nervous and anxious.
He wants the steady income of a 9-5, but as a streamer. He unironically believes that turning the camera on means he's "clocking in" and money needs to start accruing hourly.
"I'm not a desperate view whore" says the guy who obsesses about how many more views he used to get & how many views more popular streamers get. However, while Phil is technically his own boss & sets his schedule, it's his backers that pay him & they seem to want to watch him play the Elden Ring DLC. If you are in entertainment, you are, for better or worse, more or less beholden to your audience because without them, you don't get paid. Unless, you know, you have your parents backing your lifestyle well into your forties.
he doesnt have to play sf6 or dark souls everyday. his whales were giving him like $150 when he played star wars battlefront. that game was casual, "silly fun" and then he went "you guys are telling me you dont want more rpgs. im gonna play fallout 4" his obsession with low effort walking sims and rpgs is killing his """business"""
@@NervousNoodles he actually had to think playing that game, and then that one lady wanted to have sex with dave and he had to tell us how he totally gets laid by his wife
I don't understand how he doesn't understand that people might find him enjoyable and stop making fun of him and he would get more donos if he played a game that he enjoyed and he didn't rage quit after like 10 deaths lol
Does anyone remember when Asmongold responded to DSP as to why whenever there's a new release he dedicates himself to playing it all day every day until its done, and he does that because he then gets an entire week off afterwards instead of a day off as there's nothing left to do until the next new release? And DSP was like "huh, good point, I do dislike how I only have one day off" and then proceeded to not do that and do it the way he always does?
He listened to a seasoned player tell him about his SF6 game play and how to improve. He used that feedback for one or two sessions then just ditched it and went back to his own ways. If you're lucky enough for him to actually listen to you, the help you give needs to benefit him IMMEDIATELY, it can never be long term help where you need to do stuff for a few weeks before the payoff.
@@LeeONardo Not true actually. Whenever it's advice (Although it's mostly to insult) from someone he hates like LTG, it actually stays with him more than from people he's trying to bootlick. LTG told him to "get his sexy up", now Phil dropped the gamer T's for some button ups. So best method to get him to listen is for him to do it out of spite.
I watch people like Urban Ranch Rescue, and that guy is so entertaining, is an insanely hard worker who cares for so many animals, and you can tell he's a generally nice, cool dude. Ben uses all donations to expand his shelter for animals, but doesn't spend the entirety of each video begging for money. Then I see Phil... Plays videogames and that's it, but thinks he deserves fame and money for minimal effort. 😂
Yeah and it murdered his "If people gave me a chance they'd see my content is fun and chill and great and they'd stick around" narrative because people who had never heard of him clicked on it as shown by the viewership, and analytics showed they didn't stay more than 5 minutes either because they felt deceived by his clickbait title or they were bored.
@@Clamfacedhe'll just come up with another excuse for why they didn't stick around in this particular instance. I swear his whole understanding of RUclips and content creation hasn't changed since he started on RUclips.
@@floatinghamstick Thats his number one issue, like THE issue with him that trickles down to everything. He's stuck in the past. He acts like gaming is the same as in 2009 and everyone is waiting for the hot new AAA console release, he acts like gaming is the same as in 2009.
He also complains that some content creators and streamers get to play early. Which he then basically proposed for companies to give people like him early copies instead
That wasn't a lie, he played on the Xbox series X which was already 60fps before the patch came out. He just put it in the title which was misleading to PlayStation viewers who didn't have 60fps yet.
It's not like it's a surprise DLC. He's known about it for how long now? He's had ample opportunity to change his day off so he can get those all important day one views dood!
Part of the reason is stubbornness. He doesn’t want to appear to be a shill for day 1 views, because he’s DSP - a successful person who does his own thing while the rest of the moron sheep do the same thing. The other part is his inability to plan ahead for anything, a good example being taxes. During the SS interview, it became clear he fails to pay for his taxes because he doesn’t save anything up despite knowing that they’re due, every single year. Same thing with everything else - the house and its various appliances can never be fixed because he never plans for them. He has a PC that’s been slowly dying over the years, one fan at a time but has no money to repair it, despite knowing years in advance it would happen. He will wait till the very last minute to address something and act like it came out of nowhere. This is DSP in a nutshell.
Bro why does he keep saying people wanna "see me overcome adversity". He considers playing Elden Ring adversity. He also acts like people out here cheering when he beats a fucking Elden Ring boss lmfao. *Edit: I'm regarded
@@Mergie_Merge thank you, I have absolutely no fucking idea idea how my dumbass put diversity.💀 I was literally listening to him as he was saying it hahah
Man he really hates his viewers… if he was going somewhere he would’ve said it. But he doesn’t want anything to do with his viewers even tho he’s going to be home!? He’s probably just going to watch Kat watch RUclips videos of play thrus from successful streamers…
the moment he sat down, not even looking at chat for 4 seconds and he trashed them. i swear, does he check chat when he takes his breaks? try to catch trolls?
He could skip the "podcast" and play for 4 hours in the morning, then go grocery shopping in the afternoon. He acts like his made up schedule is some decree from the gods that can never be questioned.
Phil crying people don't like his walking sim's will always be a pleasure for me to watch. Why is he shocked that people dont like watching him play walking sims with all the dead air and to top it off him stumbling around like a dumbo trying to find what to do next saying I dunno what to do! What do I do guyz!
DSP is such a contradictarian to his trolls so he can show how "better" he is to everyone, to his chat about what they can and can't do, to himself more about revisioning his story to see which benefits to get some poor sap to give him money and to his business where he always do the wrong decision. It wouldn't hurt him to move his day off but to him it's such a blasphemy to think he would do that. Edit : Nobody shows up to his Indie streams just like nobody does to his Nintendo one cause he created an audience that aren't for those games.
His day off is the same as every other day lmao. Be lazy and door dash...he hasn't taken Khet on a proper date ever. I've done more for my girlfriend and dog style family in a year than he has his whole marriage lmao.
He's super happy to not play it day 1 because it gives everyone else time to figure out the bosses/mechanics/secrets/builds, so that DSP can just so happen to figure it all out super quickly.
The only reason he's "not in competition" with other streamers is because he knows the same 4 people will support him no matter what. He doesn't have to play it Day 1, despite knowing that his most successful streams have always been Day 1 streams, since he knows he's guaranteed money for playing it no matter what. If even *one* of those people leaves, he's in trouble. But they'll never do that.
Pretty much. The money comes slower at times but still comes. He's gotten tips every stream not just day, except 1 for 16 years despite being a toxic con artist low effort streamer. He might be sad about those losing those extra WWE pulls but he'll feel better when he pulls after Fridays first stream.
Don't worry, Phil did claim that he was the only streamer that actually deserved to play the DLC and that everyone else was just doing it because it was popular. Intelligent viewers will know that DSP is the only person who should be allowed to play the DLC. /s
He hates gaming. He will never sacrifice a day of not gaming for a day of gaming. Especially not for Elden Ring, a game he despises. Fromsoftware DUUUUUHHH.
You know Pigroach, most people want play the games at midnight ASAP because they actually like the games. Mind blowing, right? There are actually people out there that like games and are excited to get their hands on them. Not just panhandle and play them to get money from dents. You might not believe it. But it's true.
I'm told some find it "fun". What is this "fun"? Phil has not experienced "fun" but he believes he may want to. Can you describe it in your human words?
@@xxArsen1xx-OnPsnlol You know that feeling when someone drops a dollar on the ground and doesn't notice? Fun is that little tingle in your pants when you greedily scoop it up, Phil. Or that sensation you experience when you eat pizza while watching Goodfellas and lying to yourself that you're Italian. Those are things I imagine he'd find fun. That and beating off to sweaty muscle men. 😂
"i'm not worried about getting views on Elden Ring!! i don't get huge views! shut up and stop being toxic about it i need my day off!....why are my views low on this stream?" DSP's business model in a video.
He’s been talking about the DLC like the second coming of Christ, but can’t move his day off?DSP truly is his own biggest detractor. I’ve never seen a streamer who is his own obstacle as much as DSP.
The last shot of Phil in the intro pretty much sums up his entire career and personality. Hands in the air, incredulous look on his face, somehow it’s about munny, and it’s not his fault. Lmao
I don’t exactly remember when, but it’s been proven in the past that DSP doesn’t understand time zones. Every time DST hits he complains about having to move the clock 1 hour ahead / behind, a non issue for everyone else.
This guy doesn’t understand it is games. It is supposed to be fun. Exploration is supposed to be fun. Fights are supposed to be fun. This guy just want to win easily as possible and take money from streaming.
7:18 no the problem is you thinking everyone should dump money on your doorstep for anything you do. How bout you lower your goutoxicity and chill. People are gonna give you money if 1 they feel like it or 2 they feel like it
Fromsoft is a detractor dood why did they release the game on the day off. Don't they know khantent can't be made on the day off khet needs feeding on that day
This guy is truly unreal. He berates, insults, and threatens his viewers, threatens to permanently ban them, shows god complex narcissism and toxicity, and then immediately goes right into begging for money. You truly can’t make this shit up, it’s unbelievable.
Man, if only his boss would be more flexible with his schedule he could change his day off for a week.
From what I’ve seen his boss NEVER gives him the leniency to take a different day off, he probably should talk to HR and get this boss fired he doesn’t seem very competent at running his business.
Too complicated, too much notice.
He needs ro talk to his union, most people get the weekend off.
He's probably acoustic or something. He is so obsessed with precise schedules and control it's not normal. He can't interact with other people because he can't control them. That's why he's always only soapboxing to his dented audience. He's totally out of his element whenever he has to talk to someone on voice chat, like an alien on a foreign planet.
I can't believe that Phil's boss won't let him switch days off. What a dick.
Guy acts like he'll get fired by someone, I thought he was a small business? He needs to face the fact that he's boring straight up makes games he plays dead.
@@ShogunResu What simply blows my mind is that Phil is so delusional that he thinks problem is the games or the viewers, not him. Narcissism at it's best(or worst). He blames everyone except himself. He is so boring to watch if he is not screaming his head off and being a toxic a$$hole to his viewers or opponents in games.
Phil's Boss: "These state taxes keep coming out of nowhere dood! Nothing I could do!"
He’s gonna spend time with his entire family (wife)
This dude really hate games.
And his life in general. Let's be real.
Its a buisness he isnt here to play games…oh wait
Video games are back breaking labor for a lazy style adult like phil
@@ashleybrooke2087The only parts he enjoys is when it's gin and WWE champions time 😂
@@Black_Aces I love it! I LOOOVE IT! \🐷/
He must adhere to the blessed schedule at ALL times! Schedule says its day off, it has to be adhered to no matter what. You NEVER rearrange the schedule. And during his day off he MUST go shopping THEN eat as is scheduled. Absolutely under no circumstances must he eat THEN go shopping or else. *starts T-posing and swaying diagonally in order to soothe his anxiety over it*
DSP is definitely on the spectrum
I mean he did drop whatever he had scheduled for the Alan Wake DLC.
@@MTown587dude I was about to say, I remember autistic kids being OBSESSED with keeping their schedule at any and all costs.
@@myquest666420I got a cousin that’s on the spectrum and he’s got a lot of the same mannerisms and ocd as DSP. Can’t help but notice it when I watch these videos
@@MTown587 DSP = DarkSpectrumPhil
"Toxic contrarian" = ban?
Man, DSP should ban himself then.
he's been watching a lot of detractor content got a new word in his vocabulary
So when Eldent Ring gets low view$, he can make the excuse From Software released the DLC on his day off cause they're detractor iddiyuts
Too many RPGs dood
He’s gonna show up pissed saying “I’m playing” where’s everybody at? This better be a good stream with lots of support since u guys begged me to play this! 😂
I predict he’s going to lean heavily on his go-to excuse of the game is too new and viewers don’t want it spoiled for them. 🙄
He will definitely get whaled out on release day and will be validated for not playing it earlier
Meh, OICovfefe will likely him out so he can be "in our faces" about it.
it's so cringe when he tries to claim he has a family to take care of...2 animals doesn't count as a family
Especially since 1 of those animals is mostly self sufficient and actually does the majority of the house work. Phil doesn't even know how to do laundry, what does he actually mean when he says he takes care of them?
god i hope she leaves his ass.
Spending meaningful time with them ackackack
There’s also a little boy that live there dood
Even better when "the detractors" "attack" and "endanger" them. I don't think Jasper can read online comments, not that anybody insults him, and even if doxed with SWAT they usually leave the cats alone 🙄😂
Won’t skip a day off to play the biggest release of the year. But did skip a family wedding to play Fallout 4 at release. Lmao
I think he was terrified at the thought of getting cornered by PandaLee's family members and forced to explain himself, and he just used Fallout as an excuse... and then denied using it as an excuse when he was called out on it later 🙄
😂😂😂
I get what you are saying, but it's not the biggest release of the year.
@@ghostsamongus3370 you’re right. I forgot about sparking zero
You think DLC is the biggest release of the year?
He's so low effort of a streamer yet claims that he works so hard lol.
The PS5 rant is classic, explaining to someone who doesn't give a fuck that he's a full time streamer and it will cost him so much money, fucking comical.
I'm starting to think these so called breaks are A ocd thing expecting money when he sits down.
The more breaks he's on, the less he works. Its a common thing in the work place too. Go on constant toilet breaks.
For real! Exactly when we go to the refrigerator 3 times in an hour expecting to find new shit to eat, this guy does the exact same thing with donations, is like he's so nervous about it he needs to take a little break and maybe his goings to the bathroom could be caused by that, being nervous and anxious.
He uses his whale call on his breaks. That’s why he has a big donation sometimes when he comes back.
He wants the steady income of a 9-5, but as a streamer. He unironically believes that turning the camera on means he's "clocking in" and money needs to start accruing hourly.
@@Clamfacedworks? WORKS??? Phil has t worked in 15 plus years. He sits on his ass and play video games poorly
"i'm a different guy!" is an interesting way to say "i'm an autistic grifter!"
Im not a attention whore who needs to play game the day they come out!! In other word, no company is retarded enough to give him a review copy
"I'm not a desperate view whore" says the guy who obsesses about how many more views he used to get & how many views more popular streamers get.
However, while Phil is technically his own boss & sets his schedule, it's his backers that pay him & they seem to want to watch him play the Elden Ring DLC. If you are in entertainment, you are, for better or worse, more or less beholden to your audience because without them, you don't get paid.
Unless, you know, you have your parents backing your lifestyle well into your forties.
And then he calls everyone else toxic 😂😂
The man owns no mirrors.
You all owe Fill money. Sound Good? Fair enough? *snort*
He doesn’t want a repeat of Fallout 4 and the wedding with Leanna lol
he doesnt have to play sf6 or dark souls everyday. his whales were giving him like $150 when he played star wars battlefront. that game was casual, "silly fun" and then he went "you guys are telling me you dont want more rpgs. im gonna play fallout 4" his obsession with low effort walking sims and rpgs is killing his """business"""
There’s a reason why he hated Baldur’s Gate 3 but kept playing it because of the whale donations. The man wants no effort involved in playing games.
@@NervousNoodles he actually had to think playing that game, and then that one lady wanted to have sex with dave and he had to tell us how he totally gets laid by his wife
I don't understand how he doesn't understand that people might find him enjoyable and stop making fun of him and he would get more donos if he played a game that he enjoyed and he didn't rage quit after like 10 deaths lol
“..Before I had a family” dude you own a cat.
2:20 When he got married nothing changed but an extra mouth to feed
And that's a mouth that can feed itself
Imagine getting called a contrarian by dsp LMAO
"Don't be toxic." - Guy who just shit on a game because he couldn’t find a heater
Does anyone remember when Asmongold responded to DSP as to why whenever there's a new release he dedicates himself to playing it all day every day until its done, and he does that because he then gets an entire week off afterwards instead of a day off as there's nothing left to do until the next new release? And DSP was like "huh, good point, I do dislike how I only have one day off" and then proceeded to not do that and do it the way he always does?
he gets money from a few dents he would get the same money from streaming 4 or 5 days a week the dents would just spread it out less
He listened to a seasoned player tell him about his SF6 game play and how to improve.
He used that feedback for one or two sessions then just ditched it and went back to his own ways.
If you're lucky enough for him to actually listen to you, the help you give needs to benefit him IMMEDIATELY, it can never be long term help where you need to do stuff for a few weeks before the payoff.
@@LeeONardo Not true actually. Whenever it's advice (Although it's mostly to insult) from someone he hates like LTG, it actually stays with him more than from people he's trying to bootlick.
LTG told him to "get his sexy up", now Phil dropped the gamer T's for some button ups.
So best method to get him to listen is for him to do it out of spite.
I watch people like Urban Ranch Rescue, and that guy is so entertaining, is an insanely hard worker who cares for so many animals, and you can tell he's a generally nice, cool dude. Ben uses all donations to expand his shelter for animals, but doesn't spend the entirety of each video begging for money.
Then I see Phil... Plays videogames and that's it, but thinks he deserves fame and money for minimal effort. 😂
Uncle Ben really is the GOAT
"I dont fight for day 1 views".. Didnt he lie about Fallout being 60 FPS before the patch came out to leech viewership during the update
Yeah and it murdered his "If people gave me a chance they'd see my content is fun and chill and great and they'd stick around" narrative because people who had never heard of him clicked on it as shown by the viewership, and analytics showed they didn't stay more than 5 minutes either because they felt deceived by his clickbait title or they were bored.
@@Clamfacedhe'll just come up with another excuse for why they didn't stick around in this particular instance. I swear his whole understanding of RUclips and content creation hasn't changed since he started on RUclips.
@@floatinghamstick Thats his number one issue, like THE issue with him that trickles down to everything. He's stuck in the past. He acts like gaming is the same as in 2009 and everyone is waiting for the hot new AAA console release, he acts like gaming is the same as in 2009.
He also complains that some content creators and streamers get to play early. Which he then basically proposed for companies to give people like him early copies instead
That wasn't a lie, he played on the Xbox series X which was already 60fps before the patch came out. He just put it in the title which was misleading to PlayStation viewers who didn't have 60fps yet.
It's not like it's a surprise DLC. He's known about it for how long now? He's had ample opportunity to change his day off so he can get those all important day one views dood!
Part of the reason is stubbornness. He doesn’t want to appear to be a shill for day 1 views, because he’s DSP - a successful person who does his own thing while the rest of the moron sheep do the same thing.
The other part is his inability to plan ahead for anything, a good example being taxes. During the SS interview, it became clear he fails to pay for his taxes because he doesn’t save anything up despite knowing that they’re due, every single year. Same thing with everything else - the house and its various appliances can never be fixed because he never plans for them. He has a PC that’s been slowly dying over the years, one fan at a time but has no money to repair it, despite knowing years in advance it would happen. He will wait till the very last minute to address something and act like it came out of nowhere. This is DSP in a nutshell.
Phil’s right. He doesn’t care about views. All he needs is his whales.
"People will watch it"
Except when they don't and then he calls them entitled toddlers for expecting instant gratification.
He means the Rant that will follow 😂
I wonder….. you think he’s gonna try and fail horribly at the MVC Collection?
He will come with all kinds of lame excuses, including his usual blaming the netcode and "you can't reACK online dood!".
It's got rollback netcode. Of course he's going to get wrecked and then bitch for 20 minutes about rollback.
Bro why does he keep saying people wanna "see me overcome adversity". He considers playing Elden Ring adversity.
He also acts like people out here cheering when he beats a fucking Elden Ring boss lmfao.
*Edit: I'm regarded
*adversity
@@Mergie_Merge thank you, I have absolutely no fucking idea idea how my dumbass put diversity.💀 I was literally listening to him as he was saying it hahah
He is still under the delusion that he's an underdog. That's why his persecution complex is so prominent. He's a Star but especially a Nobody 🤷🏿♂
@@CoryTrevorSmokes Yeah probably auto-coorect rage lol. I've done it before he is really infuriating some days.
Now I did it lmao *correct
Overcome adversary with a meta build guide? 🙄
He had to search up guides and other streamers gameplay to protect his family
Man he really hates his viewers… if he was going somewhere he would’ve said it. But he doesn’t want anything to do with his viewers even tho he’s going to be home!? He’s probably just going to watch Kat watch RUclips videos of play thrus from successful streamers…
Banned banned banned banned banned gone forever
Skipping launch day will save the business
Some undiagnosed tism perhaps?
The stretch breaks are getting absolutely ridiculous at this point.
When he was younger Linda and Dave bought him a console and a shit ton of games so he would STFU and leave them alone.
”Younger” as in his 20s?
His brain should be dissected and studied post mortem to find out the long term effects of social interaction depravity and alcohol.
If they manage to find it.
That brain cord might be more tangled than the ones on his crappy desk set up
So he fights adversity with cheese or bans. When will Low Tier...ooops, Phil ever lean? Hard to tell the difference.
the moment he sat down, not even looking at chat for 4 seconds and he trashed them. i swear, does he check chat when he takes his breaks? try to catch trolls?
I think so. He use to say it was his wild stallion but he stopped after she left his stream during their cow-op.
@@LostOneOmega if thats the case, thats so pathetic. takes a break and hes literally secretly spying on chat instead of doing whatever he needs to do
@@Alxmir23He does it pretty consistently, it's likely that he sits on the toilet watching the chat when he takes a break.
Never seen a guy with such contempt for his audience.
I see Phil learned a new word lmao
That dlc isn't going to go well for him.
"I'm not a view-whore"
Tell that to the Phil who was pissing his pants in excitement when his Fallout 4 video broke past his normal 300 views.
He could skip the "podcast" and play for 4 hours in the morning, then go grocery shopping in the afternoon.
He acts like his made up schedule is some decree from the gods that can never be questioned.
DSP's lack of self-awareness is legendary. Calling someone a toxic contrarian while he purposefully hates every popular thing is so funny.
"sorry khet, i cant afford any d-doordash for you b-but i promise-"🐖⬅🍴🐴"NOOOO!1! HAAAALLLLP!"
It doesn't come out until midnight on Thursday anyways, he could do a midnight stream and still have his day off , it would only be 9pm his time....
Banned
PEOPLE HATE INDIE GAMES
"Hard working professional"
Lol
Phil crying people don't like his walking sim's will always be a pleasure for me to watch. Why is he shocked that people dont like watching him play walking sims with all the dead air and to top it off him stumbling around like a dumbo trying to find what to do next saying I dunno what to do! What do I do guyz!
DSP is such a contradictarian to his trolls so he can show how "better" he is to everyone, to his chat about what they can and can't do, to himself more about revisioning his story to see which benefits to get some poor sap to give him money and to his business where he always do the wrong decision. It wouldn't hurt him to move his day off but to him it's such a blasphemy to think he would do that. Edit : Nobody shows up to his Indie streams just like nobody does to his Nintendo one cause he created an audience that aren't for those games.
His day off is the same as every other day lmao. Be lazy and door dash...he hasn't taken Khet on a proper date ever. I've done more for my girlfriend and dog style family in a year than he has his whole marriage lmao.
Dog style gf...
someone tell dsp is wig is leaning too hard on the side, its about to fall off. Please support so he can have a better wig
He's super happy to not play it day 1 because it gives everyone else time to figure out the bosses/mechanics/secrets/builds, so that DSP can just so happen to figure it all out super quickly.
The only reason he's "not in competition" with other streamers is because he knows the same 4 people will support him no matter what. He doesn't have to play it Day 1, despite knowing that his most successful streams have always been Day 1 streams, since he knows he's guaranteed money for playing it no matter what.
If even *one* of those people leaves, he's in trouble. But they'll never do that.
Pretty much. The money comes slower at times but still comes. He's gotten tips every stream not just day, except 1 for 16 years despite being a toxic con artist low effort streamer. He might be sad about those losing those extra WWE pulls but he'll feel better when he pulls after Fridays first stream.
A 42yo toddler LARPing as an adult.
Business degree doing wonders once again. Day one of the biggest dlc of the year -- "yeah, it's my day off." I swear Kat runs the show at that house.
She runs him, he runs his mouth...
Don't worry, Phil did claim that he was the only streamer that actually deserved to play the DLC and that everyone else was just doing it because it was popular. Intelligent viewers will know that DSP is the only person who should be allowed to play the DLC. /s
Not everyone thinks it's the biggest DLC of the year. Me and many others could care less tbh
A roommate and a cat do not make a family
Calling people toxic after calling the developer an asshole for him not finding something right away
He hates gaming. He will never sacrifice a day of not gaming for a day of gaming. Especially not for Elden Ring, a game he despises. Fromsoftware DUUUUUHHH.
I mean, the guy doesn’t even play games off stream. He can’t even enjoy them on his own - it has to be tied to money.
You don’t have a family Phil. You have a cat and a horse.
You know Pigroach, most people want play the games at midnight ASAP because they actually like the games. Mind blowing, right? There are actually people out there that like games and are excited to get their hands on them. Not just panhandle and play them to get money from dents. You might not believe it. But it's true.
I'm told some find it "fun". What is this "fun"? Phil has not experienced "fun" but he believes he may want to. Can you describe it in your human words?
@@xxArsen1xx-OnPsnlol You know that feeling when someone drops a dollar on the ground and doesn't notice? Fun is that little tingle in your pants when you greedily scoop it up, Phil. Or that sensation you experience when you eat pizza while watching Goodfellas and lying to yourself that you're Italian. Those are things I imagine he'd find fun. That and beating off to sweaty muscle men. 😂
Remember Phil ruined God of War: Ragnarok
Lets be real, he is not playing it on release so he can check out guides before playing and lie about not watching guides 🐷
"i'm not worried about getting views on Elden Ring!! i don't get huge views! shut up and stop being toxic about it i need my day off!....why are my views low on this stream?" DSP's business model in a video.
And you KNOW Dave is gonna be preoccupied with the DAY ONE VIEWS money he’s missing while he’s out with fhet khet
Man if he doesn't hit the tip goal 1 on this dlc That will be the sign of the end.
he's probably going to watch LobosJr play it first to try not to look like a dunce on his playthrough
He only got $55 in tips doing nothing
Dave needs that 6 star uric acid crystal Hulk Hogan. Come on dents fork it over already
LOL Phil’s tired of the negativity and people being contrarians. The dude only knows how to project.
So many games get unnecessary abuse because he can't accept low views.
Also he will probably stream a late session on his day off.
atp all his successful business sells is the word "meaningful"
Lmao and he’s gonna complain about missing that day 1 money too. Despite it being his fault
"Oops, can't play video games today! - It's my day off!"
Such a hard working man.
He loves and respects his supporters ❤❤
What a positive steamer 💙
He’s been talking about the DLC like the second coming of Christ, but can’t move his day off?DSP truly is his own biggest detractor. I’ve never seen a streamer who is his own obstacle as much as DSP.
Man he’s gonna hate how his bs overleveled build won’t mean shit in the dlc, I’m getting two shot by some bosses at level 500
The last shot of Phil in the intro pretty much sums up his entire career and personality. Hands in the air, incredulous look on his face, somehow it’s about munny, and it’s not his fault. Lmao
I can't wait for him to cry about views
Why am i toxic? **snort**
Didnt he change his day off to play Final Fantasy Rebirth?
I'm so glad Jayde enjoyed this!
"It looks like its weird staggering all over the world the way they're releasing it"
You mean time zones? What a dunce
I don’t exactly remember when, but it’s been proven in the past that DSP doesn’t understand time zones. Every time DST hits he complains about having to move the clock 1 hour ahead / behind, a non issue for everyone else.
Hasn’t worked in 15 years, never leaves the house, wakes up at 10am everyday, thinks he has a family despite having a unloving marriage and a cat.
Editing on this one is godlike had me laughing out loud
Philbert Burnell: "I'm going to go stretch" In other words, he's calling the dents and pressing for them to give him money.
2:00 "I'm a very busy hard working professional" 🤣
He hates games and his dents😭
This guy doesn’t understand it is games. It is supposed to be fun. Exploration is supposed to be fun. Fights are supposed to be fun. This guy just want to win easily as possible and take money from streaming.
Day off from what exactly?
Serious question. Day off from what
"Day one views don't matter, people are here to see me."
5 seconds later:
"Viewership is low because the game is boring..."
7:18 no the problem is you thinking everyone should dump money on your doorstep for anything you do. How bout you lower your goutoxicity and chill. People are gonna give you money if 1 they feel like it or 2 they feel like it
We all know that Phil just wants to wait for guides to come out
Fromsoft is a detractor dood why did they release the game on the day off. Don't they know khantent can't be made on the day off khet needs feeding on that day
This guy is truly unreal. He berates, insults, and threatens his viewers, threatens to permanently ban them, shows god complex narcissism and toxicity, and then immediately goes right into begging for money. You truly can’t make this shit up, it’s unbelievable.
It's legitimately the most ironic I've ever seen DSP.
Crazy how he thinks the world revolves around him
Phil banned me, I don't like him no more...
2:13 My sentiments towards Khet.