Phil has blundered his way through most FromSoft games and still hasn't figured out that you aren't invincible during the full roll animation, only the i-frames.
All this time playing Soulsbornes and he still doesn't understand that you can't dodge mid-drink and still gets bamboozled when he misses his swing from 10 metres away.
Bruh wild seeing you here, but yea he plays souls games and only runs cheese builds to win. You should have seen him when Fromsoft nerfed lightning spear in ds2.
This is just pathetic. Dropped inputs for Street Fighter, dropped inputs for Elden Ring, it's just bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse.
When someone in any way says something like "this isn't hard, it's just..." and they're clearly struggling with it, that's a textbook sign you're dealing with a scrub. Their egos can't accept the game is hard, because that'd mean they are failing to meet the challenge, so it's always cope about the game being broken or unfair in some way in their heads.
@@FinalFantasyPwnz wait, level 200? snd buffed scadutree fragments at 18? he shouldn’t be having this much issue, SPECIALLY if in new game or new game plus. He can reach the important caps of strength, vigor and endurance if going for a strict strength build, heck, even i guess some arcane for some bleed.
He's ass regardless but there's definitely times the framerate will dip causing input delays. It was just an issue for me fighting those gem backed golem enemies in the forge dungeons.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess he won’t play it because to much time, can’t cheese monsters unless your really good at the game,wouldn’t know how the skill system or the skills works, monsters being hard and unpredictable hunts,and having to learn your weapon instead of just swinging it around like in souls games.
Funny thing is, the weapon art of the gazing finger would be really helpful here since it sends a shockwave that can send NPCs flying, but he just keeps jump attacking. Can’t resist the muscle memory from two years ago I guess
I'm gonna explain how this boss works cause I spent a good amount of time realising some things about it from Phil dying to it for 40 minutes. This fight is meant to be fought with summons. The game gives you one even if you speed run the DLC. How the boss functions depends on how you've played the game. Speed running it is a bad idea because you'll be left with a generic blood knight. Doing Ansbach and Thollier's side quests let's you summon them, with Ansbach replacing the blood knight. For Leda's team, it's 5 people at base. Hornsent isn't in Phil's fight because he beat Messmer with him. You can also get rid of Moore by telling him to stay sad in which case he kills himself and his armour is at the church at the start of the DLC. Freyja, Dane and Leda always appear unless you kill them outside the fight. However, Dane and Leda won't spawn until Freyja is dead, which is something I noticed when Phil was fighting it. Moore is the big issue in the fight though it may not look it at first. Moore spawns in after Freyja and before any of your allies, meaning it's a 2v1 unless you summon a spirit. He's annoying enough to stop you killing Freyja easily and tanky enough to outlast you until Dane and Leda appear. Scarlet Rot keeps you're health going down and his weapon art doesn't do damage but staggers you for a long period of time, letting who ever else is with him get easy damage while you recover. After Dane appears, Ansbach or the blood knight appear. After Leda appears, Thollier does. All of them have unique dialogue and it's meant to be a culmination of everything you've gone through in the DLC and I love this encounter because of the story weight even if the encounter could have been done better. Like it or not, It's a fight you're meant to summon for. As a side note, he could have solo'd it if he'd just attacked normally since all his attacks would have staggered Freyja, Dane and Leda at least. Jump R2 only works cause it staggers bosses easily but they're NPC Invaders which is why he had so much trouble. I stun locked them with the anchor in my fight and he was using two colossal weapons. It would have worked. Either that or get 8 blue flasks and spam the Greatsword of Damnations weapon attack since it's a grab that gives you I-frames and I'm pretty sure has Frenzy Build up. TLDR; You're meant to summon here, Phil's stubborn and I get way into analysing fights like this.
@@deltaphazon4688 It's hilarious how he complains about "inconsistency" and the camera too, having played ALL these games it's baffling he hasn't picked up better dodge instincts. Only cheese
This fight was absolutely amazing. I loved how your playthrough truly matters here. I came into it as a 3v3 and hearing Ansbach and Thiollier get summoned in with unique dialogue while combat devolved into some huge FFA cluster was so immersive. 10/10 wish I could experience this for the first time again.
I have and it's true games do cheat. For example in racing games, AI cars are teleported behind you if you are too far in front. There's even a technical term for it: rubber banding.
@@octavianpopescu4776That is a very fair point. Unfortunately, that reasonable argument is lost when prompted up to a guy who has spoken like this to the overwhelming majority of the games he ever played.
I'll admit that I have. I was 10. Playing SF2 on the SNES and steam rolling my way to M.Bison as the final fight. I'd often rage that he was cheating. Turns out, years later, the CPU does cheat on that fight.
Wait until he shows up next Elden Ring stream with the Antspur Rapier and claims he just thought it would be fun to try out and totally not because he looked up guides.
I agree with your sentiment, but Elden Ring is a gear-based RPG. When you change your weapons, items, armor, etc, you are changing your build. Your stats mean nothing outside of gear. You can't even cast spells without gear. This is especially true with ashes of war, which are weapon-tied spells that can alter your playstyle.
@@quanwashington his vigor is still at 55. Changing any amount of gear won’t change you from a dex bleed build to a strength or mage build. He doesn’t know how to change or duplicate ashes of war. He doesn’t buff even with stats. He won’t use even the weakest of summons. He doesn’t know about crafting. He doesn’t even have the best talismans from the base game or even the bell bearings. 2 years & he didn’t learn the basic mechanics, but he sh*ts on the game for his lack of knowledge and skill. Just my opinion.
Shit, I don't like the fanbase either they'll get upset about your play style, build or if you call the game easy because the devs put something in the game to make it easy.
Hes using the slowest attacks imaginable against fast npcs and he wonders why he's losing lmao, does he expects his character to do a full 180 turn to hit them in mid air ?
says the game is "cheating" despite the fact that he has cheesed almost all of the DLC using jump attack spam builds (that he only knows about because he read guides) he got so angry at the idea that he actually had to put in effort for a video game. calling the devs "scumfucks", saying the game is terrible garbage and pulling out the 60 blames a second just because he cant spam roll and mash jump attacks. he looked and sounded like he had tears in his eyes and was about to cry in rage haha. hilariously pathetic how fragile his ego is.
Phil the only man on earth to spend half the fromsoft franchise using a greatshield to block his way through everything.... can't comprehend an NPC using a greatshield of their own! THEY MUST BE INVINCIBLE!
After all these hours he still doesn't realize that just because you are locked on doesn't mean you are gonna hit in the right direction. You are literally animation locked after a swing, if they move to the side you have to give your character a small second to readjust orientation. He is completely ignorant to the fact even though he spams jump r2.
When he beat Rellana he was bragging so hard about how good he is at the game. Belittling everyone who complained about the fight. The most infuriating thing about this guy is he is a worse winner than a loser. I know I am not good at these games, I summon and use mimic because I am not as skilled as most fromsoft veterans. I at least try to learn and fight boss 1v1. I know what I can and Can't do. Boss kills me? I made a bad choice in maneuvers and paid for it. camera angle is fucked? Maybe I shouldn't roll myself into a corner where I can't see anything. With DSP... nope its always the games "Mechanics" and devs who are at fault.
For anyone who wants more salt check out the “this is how you don’t play” for ufc 3. It’s old but it’s arguably the best tihydp play through I’ve ever seen. Dsp gets annihilated and showcases how truly bad he is.
How can he have over 100 hours in the game and not know that jumping attacks do not have as high tracking as normal attacks which is why you need to align them more properly?
“Should’ve tracked”. Like he expects his character to do a 180 when he jumps in the air, and the npc dodges out of the way. Try jumping up, then when you’re at the top of your jump, try turning 180 degrees. Won’t happen
He used to say it all the time when he was back in CT. "Yo!" and things were always mad. Like "Yo! That guy was MAD fast! How am I supposed to dodge that!?"
@@Ashkihyena I actually found the moment the chat starts talking about the incident on the restream channel Raw Phil. It’s around the 5 hour mark. He ignored the chats for a hot minute.
"Was this boss supposed to be hard? I beat it in two tries, are people really having a hard time with this fight?" *ack ack ack* btw framerate is just fine. There was three bosses that took me more than 10 tries to beat. The rest of the DLC was a breeze. He just sucks
@@IHMyself He's sperging about the frame rate tanking. In the last area I had ZERO problems and I remember it well since I beat it 2 days ago on my PS5 in performance mode.
He could have cheesed them by taking out some of them sooner... But he didn't even know who Moore is. Can't be bothered to engage with the story and characters.
After playing 1,000 Souls like games, Phil still doesn't realize that a med roll is not an instant roll. There is a tiny delay and you need to account for that. If he was rocking a light load and fast rolled, then his dodge would be instant. He is so regarded that he can't comprehend basic game mechanics. I'm a 62 year old gamer and my reflexes are 100x better than Phil's. Lol
Phil is too stupid to realise you're supposed to summon for that Moore, Freyja, Hornset boss fight with all your allies helping you... It progresses multiple NPC quests too.
@@RIBAYROpseudo? Nothing pseudo about it the fromsoft diehards are very elitist and start fuming if you didn’t die 200 times to solo malenia like they did
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I mean pseudo because a lot of these so called good players might not use summons, but do resort to brain dead cheese builds for the sake of beating a boss.
Blows my mind he needs $ to wear a hat for the character he plays in games. U would think by now he would just wear the hat anyways for the game he's playing.😂
Those Lion enemies are a good skill check. They will destroy your shii if you've been cheesing the game. I wish they made them into an actual boss as a "Skill check" boss. Someone you can't just shield and poke or spam some cheese tactic against.
Souls games really, and I mean REALLY show you the difference between players who are willing to adapt and get better, and players who whine and cry because the game isn't easy as all the previous RPGs they have been playing. This is why all those other game developers were crying and saying we should not use Elden Ring and Balder's Gate as a industry standard. OH NOOOOOOO....heaven forbid we hold these game developers to a high standard of producing quality games. DSP is such a whimpy man child.
Yeah, not defending Phil but fuck that ice warrior in particular with his high damage, long lasting, self tracking, frost wind AOE nonsense. Just a straight up "No! You're not allowed to hit me!" Ass attack. Funny watching other people be fucked by it though lol.
@@tristanwelke7827 A LOT of the "git gud" people in these comments couldn't beat that Lion say....10 times straight without being in danger at least once. Most of them would be barely above 50/50 win ratio, and some of them would hardly ever beat the thing. You need extreme Robustness, poise, and a colossal weapon with a really good AOW to deal with that thing in a RELIABLE manner. What I mean is, if it doesn't have a health bar I consider it "trash" normal enemies you should be able to get through with no or little damage. They shouldn't be a boss fight. I consider beating them "taking out the trash". I've learned how to take him out like the trash he is, but the fact that you can't do it with the weapons you WANT to play the game with means he is a bit overtuned.
It's amazing how consistent DSP has been over the years. I click this video, expect exuses and inflexible gameplay... the man always delivers. Gotta give him that.
"I can't block!" >immediately blocks "I can't block her attacks!" >trading with the boss You'd think after playing so many of these games, including this game TWICE, he would've learned that no, in fact, you cannot interrupt an attack animation with a block. It's almost like he's too stupid to remember what game he's currently playing. This isn't fucking DMC, Dave.
Summons for the 1v1 Mesmer fight because "Muh lore! Muh story reasons!" But wont use the obvious summons for the gank fight despite the lore and story reasons? Make that make sense
Early rolls, whiffs, not paying attention to something off screen, doesn’t know the difference between a neutral jump and running jump. He’s so bad it’s insane 😭
He does have a point with the framerate eating your inputs But that’s just something you have to get over and just get through it regardless, although there are some exceptions like freeze frames that people on PC genuinely suffer from
Phil literally doesn't know what framerate is, it's just the latest cute word he learned. Wrongly.
He has his buzzwords from time to time.
His favourite word is CHILL
Lmao yeah dude is literally like a kid, he hears one word, doesn’t really understand it, then he tries to use it every five seconds.
Even if it was, get a better rig its not exactly a small game😂
Enemy: *avoids Phil's attack*
Phil: Why did I miss? This game is cheating!
Freyja: blocks
Phil: THAT'S CHEATING!!!!
That moment when you realize DSP is more NPC than the NPC's
Phil has blundered his way through most FromSoft games and still hasn't figured out that you aren't invincible during the full roll animation, only the i-frames.
It’s all about jumping now.
All this time playing Soulsbornes and he still doesn't understand that you can't dodge mid-drink and still gets bamboozled when he misses his swing from 10 metres away.
He probably does that in real life too. 😂
I think you can if you're not locked on.
And then blames hit boxes lmfao
He doesnt remember the other from games, the games go to the black hole in his brain after he stops playing them
No, you don't understand, the frames dropped.
After reading guides, watching streamers beat it, getting handheld by chat, and trying to cheese it he still sucks😂🤦♂️
Everybody on chat was like: how convenient! He changed equipment just before last Boss to the most convenient one
One month from now: "DSP Elden Ring DLC Review: Best DLC Ever Made?!"
Like clockwork, this'll be on his game of the year list for sure
@@SkaglickIt's a DLC ffs DLC's don't win GOTYs, games do😂
@PessiIsPinished Considering how dumb DSP is, no doubt he'd mistakenly call it "Game of the year"
@@PessiIsPinished Touché, he does have the honourable mentions tho
Bruh wild seeing you here, but yea he plays souls games and only runs cheese builds to win. You should have seen him when Fromsoft nerfed lightning spear in ds2.
This is just pathetic. Dropped inputs for Street Fighter, dropped inputs for Elden Ring, it's just bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse.
How he still has an audience is beyond me
Mans musta got an old ass MadCatz controller with a performance like that.
Well, input drop is a widely-known issue with ER, but 99% of this guy’s “input drops” are not real lol
Dude $150 in tips.. That makes me sick to my stomach to see that
Especially when you know he hates FromSoft, their games, & their fans. He’ll milk it & them for every penny he can though.
Seriously! Who pays that much to listen to endless complaining
130 by 2 ppl lol
It’s all going to WWE Champions anyways😭
Well remember how much of that is "fake"
one of my fav excuses is "this guy isnt hard, the game is just f****d up"
When someone in any way says something like "this isn't hard, it's just..." and they're clearly struggling with it, that's a textbook sign you're dealing with a scrub. Their egos can't accept the game is hard, because that'd mean they are failing to meet the challenge, so it's always cope about the game being broken or unfair in some way in their heads.
@@steel5897 yeah but this game is made like shit and it actually does drop inputs because it runs so bad.
100 Y/O man beats Radahn with a greatshield and fucking dies
Overlevelled, maxed out blessings possible.
Still somehow struggling.
DSP truly is a baffling specimen.
and Fill has the _gall_ to call himself good at this game? absolutely delusional
wait, really full blessing? so he really made his chat bear him try collect them all?
He spent 30 mins prior to this chasing down an Ancient Somber Stone to +10 his new weapon even though he was +18 Scadu & level 200
He used rpg mechanics in an rpg! Ha, what a loser.
@@FinalFantasyPwnz wait, level 200? snd buffed scadutree fragments at 18? he shouldn’t be having this much issue, SPECIALLY if in new game or new game plus. He can reach the important caps of strength, vigor and endurance if going for a strict strength build, heck, even i guess some arcane for some bleed.
"waaaa waaaa, mommy the game won't let me win!" - 42 years old behaviour.
couldnt have said it better
I was thinking same its cheating arhhm throws controller b4 hitting reset never happened doest count
*60 year old
"Why are my attacks missing?!"
What are Hitboxes for 500$
Hes flabbergasted by the concept of rolling
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess Bro was getting dumpstered by fat rolling.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccessbro has no concept of depth perception
Depth perception doesn't exist for him lol@@PenguinWithInternetAccess
Dave lives in his own fantasy world where there is some massive frame rate issue with Elden Ring on PS5 (there isn’t)
He's ass regardless but there's definitely times the framerate will dip causing input delays. It was just an issue for me fighting those gem backed golem enemies in the forge dungeons.
There are definitely frame rate issues during the dancing lion fight but it’s not that bad
@@alanthe2 Agreed. You are definitely right about that.
@@alanthe2 was about to comment this other then that no fps drops
The frame rate is dogshit on PS5 dude... Especially if you play at 4K. It's especially bad in the DLC with some of the enemies AOE attacks.
We need to get Phil to play Monster Hunter just to hear the rage when he eventually meets Rajang.
Piggy wouldn't make it past diablo/rathalos
He couldn’t handle a rathian let alone rajang. He wouldn’t make it past low rank for that matter.
He played MH but I dont think he will play It again because "it takes too much time"
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess he won’t play it because to much time, can’t cheese monsters unless your really good at the game,wouldn’t know how the skill system or the skills works, monsters being hard and unpredictable hunts,and having to learn your weapon instead of just swinging it around like in souls games.
hell not reach Rajang lmao
He also rages to chat when everybody was talking about trump getting shot
yeah that was insane..."don't derail the stream" mf the ex president of your country just had to be brought away after gunshots...
@@sharteel85 holy sh1t the orange meatball got the consequences of his policies? time to make it easier to own fire arms then!
dave, when talking about trump: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. GONE
please tell me someone has a clip of that
DSPolitics right there 😂
Funny thing is, the weapon art of the gazing finger would be really helpful here since it sends a shockwave that can send NPCs flying, but he just keeps jump attacking. Can’t resist the muscle memory from two years ago I guess
I'm gonna explain how this boss works cause I spent a good amount of time realising some things about it from Phil dying to it for 40 minutes. This fight is meant to be fought with summons. The game gives you one even if you speed run the DLC. How the boss functions depends on how you've played the game. Speed running it is a bad idea because you'll be left with a generic blood knight. Doing Ansbach and Thollier's side quests let's you summon them, with Ansbach replacing the blood knight. For Leda's team, it's 5 people at base. Hornsent isn't in Phil's fight because he beat Messmer with him. You can also get rid of Moore by telling him to stay sad in which case he kills himself and his armour is at the church at the start of the DLC. Freyja, Dane and Leda always appear unless you kill them outside the fight. However, Dane and Leda won't spawn until Freyja is dead, which is something I noticed when Phil was fighting it.
Moore is the big issue in the fight though it may not look it at first. Moore spawns in after Freyja and before any of your allies, meaning it's a 2v1 unless you summon a spirit. He's annoying enough to stop you killing Freyja easily and tanky enough to outlast you until Dane and Leda appear. Scarlet Rot keeps you're health going down and his weapon art doesn't do damage but staggers you for a long period of time, letting who ever else is with him get easy damage while you recover. After Dane appears, Ansbach or the blood knight appear. After Leda appears, Thollier does. All of them have unique dialogue and it's meant to be a culmination of everything you've gone through in the DLC and I love this encounter because of the story weight even if the encounter could have been done better. Like it or not, It's a fight you're meant to summon for.
As a side note, he could have solo'd it if he'd just attacked normally since all his attacks would have staggered Freyja, Dane and Leda at least. Jump R2 only works cause it staggers bosses easily but they're NPC Invaders which is why he had so much trouble. I stun locked them with the anchor in my fight and he was using two colossal weapons. It would have worked. Either that or get 8 blue flasks and spam the Greatsword of Damnations weapon attack since it's a grab that gives you I-frames and I'm pretty sure has Frenzy Build up.
TLDR; You're meant to summon here, Phil's stubborn and I get way into analysing fights like this.
I’d also add that he could do with more situational awareness, rotating the camera behind him, alternating between locking on and not etc
@@frawnymedia Yes, but then he couldn't blame the camera when he died.
@@deltaphazon4688 It's hilarious how he complains about "inconsistency" and the camera too, having played ALL these games it's baffling he hasn't picked up better dodge instincts. Only cheese
This fight was absolutely amazing. I loved how your playthrough truly matters here. I came into it as a 3v3 and hearing Ansbach and Thiollier get summoned in with unique dialogue while combat devolved into some huge FFA cluster was so immersive. 10/10 wish I could experience this for the first time again.
Ur vids gave me autisticism
I like how Memology keeps making DSP older with each Elden Ring video lol
60’s so accurate, he looks worse than my 56 year old diabetic, fake hip triple bypass recipient father 🥴
I can’t recall a single time that I’ve accused a single player game of cheating.
I have and it's true games do cheat. For example in racing games, AI cars are teleported behind you if you are too far in front. There's even a technical term for it: rubber banding.
@@octavianpopescu4776That is a very fair point. Unfortunately, that reasonable argument is lost when prompted up to a guy who has spoken like this to the overwhelming majority of the games he ever played.
only like back then fighting game arcades designed to snake your coins, other than that no
I'll admit that I have.
I was 10. Playing SF2 on the SNES and steam rolling my way to M.Bison as the final fight. I'd often rage that he was cheating. Turns out, years later, the CPU does cheat on that fight.
Pokemon Battle Tower
This dude hates FromSoft, their games, & their fans…& changing weapons isn’t changing a build.🤦🏻♂️
Wait until he shows up next Elden Ring stream with the Antspur Rapier and claims he just thought it would be fun to try out and totally not because he looked up guides.
I agree with your sentiment, but Elden Ring is a gear-based RPG. When you change your weapons, items, armor, etc, you are changing your build. Your stats mean nothing outside of gear. You can't even cast spells without gear.
This is especially true with ashes of war, which are weapon-tied spells that can alter your playstyle.
@@quanwashington his vigor is still at 55. Changing any amount of gear won’t change you from a dex bleed build to a strength or mage build. He doesn’t know how to change or duplicate ashes of war. He doesn’t buff even with stats. He won’t use even the weakest of summons. He doesn’t know about crafting. He doesn’t even have the best talismans from the base game or even the bell bearings. 2 years & he didn’t learn the basic mechanics, but he sh*ts on the game for his lack of knowledge and skill. Just my opinion.
Shit, I don't like the fanbase either they'll get upset about your play style, build or if you call the game easy because the devs put something in the game to make it easy.
If you ever feel useless, remember that this creature exists.
12:12 “why did I pass through his body”
Man, it’s almost as if the enemy had one giant shield that was protecting him from harm.
How did he complain about this multiple times. How does he not know that shields tend to protect its user.
Hes using the slowest attacks imaginable against fast npcs and he wonders why he's losing lmao, does he expects his character to do a full 180 turn to hit them in mid air ?
says the game is "cheating" despite the fact that he has cheesed almost all of the DLC using jump attack spam builds (that he only knows about because he read guides)
he got so angry at the idea that he actually had to put in effort for a video game. calling the devs "scumfucks", saying the game is terrible garbage and pulling out the 60 blames a second just because he cant spam roll and mash jump attacks. he looked and sounded like he had tears in his eyes and was about to cry in rage haha. hilariously pathetic how fragile his ego is.
Phil the only man on earth to spend half the fromsoft franchise using a greatshield to block his way through everything.... can't comprehend an NPC using a greatshield of their own! THEY MUST BE INVINCIBLE!
After all these hours he still doesn't realize that just because you are locked on doesn't mean you are gonna hit in the right direction. You are literally animation locked after a swing, if they move to the side you have to give your character a small second to readjust orientation. He is completely ignorant to the fact even though he spams jump r2.
He seems incapable of understanding the difference between camera lock and aim bot.
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE HE DID EVERYTHING CORRECT! I don't know what is he trying to prove by not summoning his allies in this fight
I wonder if calling developers slurs has anything to do with why you don’t get early access like the special snowflakes.
So much for "hur dur it's so easy I beat it in two tries, what's everyone talking about. I'm a pro player hur durr"
Classic Phail moments lol. Now if only his dented brain learned from these occasions.
yup, that sh*t eating grin he has whenever he gets super lucky against a tough boss lol, radahn will set him straight
When he beat Rellana he was bragging so hard about how good he is at the game. Belittling everyone who complained about the fight. The most infuriating thing about this guy is he is a worse winner than a loser. I know I am not good at these games, I summon and use mimic because I am not as skilled as most fromsoft veterans. I at least try to learn and fight boss 1v1. I know what I can and Can't do. Boss kills me? I made a bad choice in maneuvers and paid for it. camera angle is fucked? Maybe I shouldn't roll myself into a corner where I can't see anything. With DSP... nope its always the games "Mechanics" and devs who are at fault.
For anyone who wants more salt check out the “this is how you don’t play” for ufc 3. It’s old but it’s arguably the best tihydp play through I’ve ever seen. Dsp gets annihilated and showcases how truly bad he is.
Premium salt on that one.
Who is the uploader? The yt channel, I mean.
So he summons in the messmer fight for lore reasons. But he doesn’t summon ansbach to help in this gank fight? 😂
He killed Ansbsch earlier
I can't believe the netcode in SF6 ist so bad, it even changes his inputs in Elden Ring
How can he have over 100 hours in the game and not know that jumping attacks do not have as high tracking as normal attacks which is why you need to align them more properly?
That is what happens when you don’t want to learn and try to bullrush through a game
“Should’ve tracked”. Like he expects his character to do a 180 when he jumps in the air, and the npc dodges out of the way. Try jumping up, then when you’re at the top of your jump, try turning 180 degrees. Won’t happen
The money buff has stopped working...
No it looks like its still working
Whine Resin - applies “leg scratching” to right-hand weapon
Phil’s upset because Khat’s been registering on the Richter scale again
That's what's causing the frame rate drops
His “yo!!!” outbursts are such “how do you do, fellow kids” energy
He used to say it all the time when he was back in CT. "Yo!" and things were always mad. Like "Yo! That guy was MAD fast! How am I supposed to dodge that!?"
And that’s not even going into his ranting about his chat for talking about what just happened to Trump.
When does this happen during the stream? Anyone got a time stamp?
@@planetzdr I don’t think it’s in this video but Hate Army has it up.
@@Ashkihyena I actually found the moment the chat starts talking about the incident on the restream channel Raw Phil. It’s around the 5 hour mark. He ignored the chats for a hot minute.
"Was this boss supposed to be hard? I beat it in two tries, are people really having a hard time with this fight?" *ack ack ack* btw framerate is just fine. There was three bosses that took me more than 10 tries to beat. The rest of the DLC was a breeze. He just sucks
PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN.... WHERES MINE?!?!?!?!?!
He’s gonna rage quit Radahn Kirby Style
Nah radahn is too easy to cheese
Phil crying about consistency and I'm over here like him dying every 10 seconds is pretty damn consistent
Final boss incoming.
Good thing Phil magically changed his build to be well-equipped to deal with it.
DSP: I haven't insulted game devs in sooooo longgg dood!
He literally insults game developers every playthrough he does, lol..
I have never in my life seen someone who complains about mechanics as much as DSP. Thank god he's not a Journalist.
Cheese build and still loses 💀
Somehow he doesnt seem smart enough to add the Claw talisman to his cheese build
Dude is upset his cheese strategy isnt working. Beautiful.
And. Here. We. Go.
What is he talking about the frame rate on the PS5? I JUST beat it on performance mode.
You should already know his ps5 is different. Sony fucked up with his ps5 specifically obviously
And you're lying if say there's no frame rate issues. Either that or you're used to bad frame rates.
@@IHMyself He's sperging about the frame rate tanking. In the last area I had ZERO problems and I remember it well since I beat it 2 days ago on my PS5 in performance mode.
@@IHMyself what would they get out of lying about it?
I love he gets older every new video
Why won't he summon for this fight? Its sooo good with summons and the dialogue adds a lot.
Too busy crying like a manlet to listen anyway
He killed Ansbach anyway, but he does end up summoning otherwise he'd never had gotten past this COMPLETELY OPTIONAL fight
Bold of you to assume he pays enough attention to listen to dialogues.
I'll never get tired of seeing this manchild rage while wearing dumb hats.
He should use the new stick since it doesn't drop inputs 🤡🤡
I’m sure he was using at one point
DSP is too old to play these games. It’s bad for his old heart!!
how has he not figured out by now that guard counters are not parries
"I like the challenge but give me a shot"
Or in other words, make the challenge easy for me to spam the same move and win.
It's always the game, every game.
So glad he was having trouble with the jump R2
Its not fair that I cant cheese guys!!!
He could have cheesed them by taking out some of them sooner... But he didn't even know who Moore is. Can't be bothered to engage with the story and characters.
did he just age 5 more years? He went through 5 birthdays since Bayle
18:17 Typical behavior of a 42-year-old. Never change, Piggy!
After playing 1,000 Souls like games, Phil still doesn't realize that a med roll is not an instant roll. There is a tiny delay and you need to account for that. If he was rocking a light load and fast rolled, then his dodge would be instant. He is so regarded that he can't comprehend basic game mechanics. I'm a 62 year old gamer and my reflexes are 100x better than Phil's. Lol
His chat spamming the Cheese emote was legendary tho.
Ol puddin head raging bc he doesnt understand spacing, hyperarmour, etc will never get old 😂😂😂
"there's nothing hard about the guy" he's talking about his own ED.
Phil is too stupid to realise you're supposed to summon for that Moore, Freyja, Hornset boss fight with all your allies helping you... It progresses multiple NPC quests too.
I blame the pseudo-elitism around the game. He effectively screwed himself out of the intended experience because summons bad.
@@RIBAYROpseudo? Nothing pseudo about it the fromsoft diehards are very elitist and start fuming if you didn’t die 200 times to solo malenia like they did
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I mean pseudo because a lot of these so called good players might not use summons, but do resort to brain dead cheese builds for the sake of beating a boss.
Maybe you should try replacing the joystick on your gamepad, DSP. Remember how well that worked out with your street fighter gameplay?
"game changes variables in middle of my attacks"....yes Im sure thats how it works thats why people are able to get no-hit runs consistently.
Blows my mind he needs $ to wear a hat for the character he plays in games. U would think by now he would just wear the hat anyways for the game he's playing.😂
"When go mad, remember chill"
-Jayde
Don't forget that this mong double-taps every input, so in a game with move buffering like Dark Souls/Elden Ring it will catch him every single time.
When I see him wearing a hat, I click off. I don't want to ever seem him make money
It cracks me up how his age keeps changing in every video title 😂
I love how his chat called his cheese 🧀 out 😂
Amazing how the frames drop but the boss is still moving smoothly. lol
Since he used summons on the Gank Squad his whole run in unearned.
This opinion is obese
Lmao it's OK that DSP can beat the game too, people totally still think you're impressive.
@@StinkyBusterThey're just using his own logic against him lol, he summoned for Bayle and Messmer too though so its not new
@@StinkyBusterfound the dent
@raptorface2810 goofing on "veterans" of souls games isn't the same as being a dsp fan
Those Lion enemies are a good skill check. They will destroy your shii if you've been cheesing the game. I wish they made them into an actual boss as a "Skill check" boss. Someone you can't just shield and poke or spam some cheese tactic against.
"I just want my game mechanics to f**king work" translation: "I wAnT mAsH bUtToN aLwAyS wIn"
Souls games really, and I mean REALLY show you the difference between players who are willing to adapt and get better, and players who whine and cry because the game isn't easy as all the previous RPGs they have been playing. This is why all those other game developers were crying and saying we should not use Elden Ring and Balder's Gate as a industry standard. OH NOOOOOOO....heaven forbid we hold these game developers to a high standard of producing quality games. DSP is such a whimpy man child.
Boss is cheating.....my god that is dumb on so many levels it hurts to think about.
omg when he lifted his controller and said ''i cant move, i cant move''
imagine struggling this bad with a double hammer jump attack cheese build
Due to continued stress, he'll be 70 years old by the next video 😂😂
Ngl that lion warrior guy fucked me up too
Yeah, not defending Phil but fuck that ice warrior in particular with his high damage, long lasting, self tracking, frost wind AOE nonsense.
Just a straight up "No! You're not allowed to hit me!" Ass attack. Funny watching other people be fucked by it though lol.
I died more to the lightning lion than I did Radahn. I don't know why, but he was my main roadblock for the entire expansion.
@@tristanwelke7827 A LOT of the "git gud" people in these comments couldn't beat that Lion say....10 times straight without being in danger at least once. Most of them would be barely above 50/50 win ratio, and some of them would hardly ever beat the thing. You need extreme Robustness, poise, and a colossal weapon with a really good AOW to deal with that thing in a RELIABLE manner. What I mean is, if it doesn't have a health bar I consider it "trash" normal enemies you should be able to get through with no or little damage. They shouldn't be a boss fight. I consider beating them "taking out the trash". I've learned how to take him out like the trash he is, but the fact that you can't do it with the weapons you WANT to play the game with means he is a bit overtuned.
Day ??? of Phil not having his flasks maxed out
It's amazing how consistent DSP has been over the years. I click this video, expect exuses and inflexible gameplay... the man always delivers. Gotta give him that.
you better include the part where he compared the final boss to Guts in the next vid!
"I can't block!"
>immediately blocks
"I can't block her attacks!"
>trading with the boss
You'd think after playing so many of these games, including this game TWICE, he would've learned that no, in fact, you cannot interrupt an attack animation with a block.
It's almost like he's too stupid to remember what game he's currently playing. This isn't fucking DMC, Dave.
"I did ZERO DAMAGE"
Video shows 378 damage on Freyja
Summons for the 1v1 Mesmer fight because "Muh lore! Muh story reasons!"
But wont use the obvious summons for the gank fight despite the lore and story reasons?
Make that make sense
People need to start chargebacking him
Someone should explain to him you can't just attack whenever you want.
It’s great to see the spirit of Champion Gundyr in the rooftop guy. Those kicks and shoulder charges were giving him flashbacks I’m sure.
Early rolls, whiffs, not paying attention to something off screen, doesn’t know the difference between a neutral jump and running jump. He’s so bad it’s insane 😭
To be fair, that whole area is all is super unfair. Theres no framerate issues tho lol DSP is too stupid to figure it out
6:06 double spear?! 😂😂😂
Just summon Ansbach and Thilollier, why is he doing this to himself? Lmao
He does have a point with the framerate eating your inputs
But that’s just something you have to get over and just get through it regardless, although there are some exceptions like freeze frames that people on PC genuinely suffer from
Imagine having this much trouble with an npc fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Babe wake up, elden ring DSP just dropped