He didn't even TRY to explore any part of the map, then complained and said there was nothing to do. Why did Phil even BUY Elden Ring? He clearly hates it.
He has to play the latest games for views, begging, subscriptions, gout, hogans, grooming, enabling Derich, claiming all criticism is just detractors, SNORT, abusing Jasper and Khet, excuses, getting made fun of by Pandalee when hes sitting right next to her, etc.
The fact that bg3 makes boatloads more than elden ring is hilarious. I love baldurs gate but elden ring is perfect bait for paypigs. Dents and trolls love to watch him suffer
You know from software added single play lag so he would spend an hour on the poo god dood! Of course fraud software added 15 frame input delay so he would die easier dood! Its so gahbajjhe DoOd!
One thing I kept thinking throughout the intro to the boss... WHY WON'T PHIL SHUT UP? He's like "OH IT'S THIS, I KNEW IT, WE SAW IT" like BRO shut up and just enjoy the moment. Would be god awful sitting next to him when watching a movie.
@@ELpeaceonearth I just got the dryleaf arts and put bloodstep on it and yeah my job is to get in close and zip about whole my mates blast magic and I get in-between them and the bosses
How funny that Asmongold also rage quit because his meme jump attack build was also struggling since the bosses no longer stagger. He got a lot further in than DSP though tbf
Is he SERIOUSLY complaining about having to explore the map in elden ring??? Why didnt he compain about having to find upgrade materials in the main game?
He made the same complaints about that last Zelda game as well, about having to explore to find things. It's almost like he doesn't genuinely enjoy games or something.
Yep, he's the sort that wants everything hand fed and babied for him "Here comes a million runes on an airplane, open up!" is how the game would speak to him if it were how he wanted.
"All I wanted was a lot of legacy dungeon stuff, maybe some cool big Boss fights" Goes right to exactly that, fights exactly that, does nothing but bitches and whines. What a wild and robust individual.
Im playing my first ever playthrough of base elden ring and its my first Souls like game now yes there is issues like hitbox issues or input issues and the camera but even tho i yell bout it mid fight i never keep it against the game cauae its not so big that it breaks the game so when i inevitably do beat the Bosses i just move on, i only hate it when Rng is bad and i get hit with some bs or sometimes i get hit when it should not have counted or i hit the enemy but no damage is registered but meh i grew up with worse BS in games so its not that rough to work around with time. 🫡
He was begging hard tonight because most of the tips from the 1st stream were from one dent. I don’t see this game cracking 100 bucks in tomorrow’s stream. Specially since he’s doing star dew valley at night. There’s 1 dent who drops a big tip
And he'll blame the game for the low support. "Fromsoft fucked up the DLC. People don't like it, it's not popular, it's why no one is showing up to the stream and supporting it."and he'll drop it, like he does with every other game.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess Don't worry about it, was definitely set up way in advance. He seemed very calm going into the DLC despite the low support streams previously. Give it a few more streams, the dents will be broke (again) and Phil will be back to $15 streams and threatening to wage quit.
"Yeah it's gonna be the dancing... lion thing." Whoops, almost called it by it's actual name despite totally not having looked this up. Usual lies and guide reading, and being all smug "I knew it was gonna be a lion!"
I don't understand why he still goes into games blind it doesn't make sense expecting his chat to be able to walk him through the game he doesn't know, it's purely ego he thinks he is better for being worse at the game it's just a toxic way to come at a game, I already know how to beat the game without playing it because I'm a top player meanwhile every one else buys the walkthrough magazine with the game
@@Jason0binladen the point of the comment is that he doesnt goes to games blind, he even knew the boss was a dancing lion, how did he know that? Clearly he has seen gameplay or guides already, and then acts smug af saying like "see? I told you it was a lion i was right!"
@@butteredtoast3032 I mean to regards to the name thing, if you did watch the shadow trailers, you would have seen the lion dancer boss. Most people would be able to tell what it was
How is he getting killed in this horribly designed game? He's doing nothing wrong, he's doing everything correct. Like when he rolls into a wall and then the camera closes in because it has nowhere to go. That was 100% dropped inputs, there was nothing he could do.
i don't even play this game and i thought didnt u just position wrong i cant stand ppl like this its never their fault and it's impossible to improve cuz they play flawless
They want you to lock on and lock off when you need to and literally run out of the way and then dodge when locked off. Lock on when you actually have to aim at the enemy. But even then. You would still have to cheese the boss.
Yes. He replayed the game with a magic build for a reason - to cheese through everything and also the DLC, but now all bosses are skill checking him and he hates it. He did the same shit in DS2 where he spammed lightning on everything, reached the Looking Glass Knight boss (whose shield reflects lightning attacks), got skill checked there so hard he was fuming at how suddenly the game became harder.
He really expected to just steamroll through this DLC with little to no effort. And just watch the tips flow in! But I guess FormSoftware had other plans! I love it! 😂😂
I love when he says "They fucked it up" to things that everyone is enjoying except him, he'll be in a better mood once someone sends him the new cheese build
I believe the devs said they made the game harder to prevent cheese. The only way to sorta cheese is by doing the perfect parry method but even then, that takes timing and skill. Phil just spams buttons and gets mad when his character doesn’t do all things at once
theres a legit way, its called grinding runes. Philly cheese head here is too lazy to grind runes. Its painful to watch his playthrough. Zero exploration, will probably rq b4 finding any of the new weapons.
he can never do a simple attack. its always gotta be his weapon art. also his reaction time is so bad lmao. also he said that the Lion Dancer wasnt "outplaying" him.
it'd be pretty funny to see dave's ideal game, does he even want to press buttons? or should the game just interpret that he wants to win then the boss just keels over and fucking dies followed by an absolute tidal wave of loot and experience along with the message "you are a true pro gamer, the trolls have been owned"
Spoilers bro ffs. Also he cheesed a pretty tough enemy he called "Wolverine". He was singing in this tarded way what he knows everyone waa thinking like it didn't bother him (btw those that do that do care). Then when he got his rear pushed in by the giant stanny stabby guys he got cocky and still died. "Oh so it's like that alright then" then got absolutely crushed thinking he would own them. The guy is a full time fraud. The sooner the gout takes him irl the better for mankind for real.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess His dents will tell him that you can skip Rellana and he'll be all "hey look, I totally legit found this path that leads around Castle Ensis, wow, I don't have to fight this boss? I'm totally surprised, dood!"
"Is it going to be the Dancing Lion boss? It has to be the Dancing Lion. We saw the head in the tower before. Yes, it could be the Dancing Lion" WE FUCKING GET IT!!! Jesus Christ on a unicycle, he treats his viewers like they're watching an episode of Blues' Clues.
I was thinking the same thing 😂 like jesus christ dude i get it, you've seen gameplay before and are trying to act smug, you dont need to repeat it over and over expecting validation
I was just about to comment how often he repeats himself and you're totally right, it's the kind of thing you'd see on Blue Clue's or other kid's shows. He does it CONSTANTLY.
Just wait until he comes across another boss later on Dual wielder incredibly aggressive and seems resistant to magic Porky gonna get roasted(I did too lmao)
@@lefteron6804She seems more vulnerable to faith damage. My slashes did barely anything but the ash of war on the sword I was messing around with actually did a decent amount. I'm dex/faith so I haven't tested it personally but people are telling she's highly magic resistant and I believe it alot of casters are. Honestly even as very experienced souls player I'm getting folded pretty hard unoptimized build aside. The salt from Phil's playthrough is going to be insane.
@@conrradotorres4653 They are the DLC's levels, essentially. Think of each Scadutree Blessing as a tiered scaling system. They are intended to be a mechanic to ensure that over-levelled players relying on cheese aren't able to rush through the new content. It's a good design for an expansion in which players are going to be all sorts of varied levels coming from the base-game.
Lol I love how he just starts frantically panic rolling every single attack. He never remains calm and times it properly. When he manages to dodge, it is pure luck.
Seriously😂 I swear sometimes it seems like his roll button is stuck down. I mean I’m hot garbage at the game and I still time my rolls better than that. Bro isn’t even trying.
"i did a second run to grind for this dlc, what was the point of that grinding then?" gee phil i dont know, especially since fromsoft literally said grinding outside the dlc is pointless when they talked about the scadutree shards
On the lowest of keys I wanna see someone take a level 1 character to the dlc and fight stuff using only the blessings idfk I say this like using a mod or something
He is going to be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that the Scadutree Blessings doesnt change as much as he thinks. I was able to defeat the Lion with just one upgrade. I hope nobody that watches him actually believes that FromSoft is 'FORCING' people to 'explore' the open world to progress. It is simply a skill issue.
@@snakepiissken5889do you know what level people are stopping? I'm 125 and have a ton of runes but am worried if I level up I'll be op or unable to coop
@@ferrentepistach8657 I’m 166 and I don’t feel TOO OP. I’ve seen others playing at 200. I wouldn’t sweat it all that much, you’ll definitely find people for PvP or coop with up to like 225
In all souls games it's well known that exploration is your ultimate Alley, if you refuse to explore like Asmon gold or this loser in the video, you might finish the game , but it will cost you dearly
On a side note, I absolutely love the design of that boss and how it takes inspiration from the Lion Dance; even its movements incorporate it. And the music? Incredible.
As always, once the money from the Dents dries up, Dave's true colours shine through. He doesn't like videogames, his 'business' is all about scamming viewers every stream so he can go gambling at night...
As always when he gets no money he just starts complaining about everything. A dent needs to hurry up and figure out the build so pigroach can cheese his way through it like he does with all souls games but then claims he’s really good at the game. When he can’t cheese we see his real skill level
He's painfully bad at fromsoft games when he can't brute force his way. He takes 30 tries before he even bothers trying something different. Excuse after excuse. The next few weeks are gonna be some great content. 5:40 classic example. Magic build. Right up in there,
I am sniffing out a early wage quit. Only 35 dollars by the end of the night. Not even that many superchats. Phil must have been grumpy that he wont be pulling Hogans tonight 🤔
''I can't win until i collect shit'' Isn't that how every game is made ? If you are not good enough to beat the boss or the challenge in general guess what , you can do side stuff to make your character stronger. Like that's gaming 101.
Some good DSPisms today: "Boss after my own heart." What the hell is dick lightning? "Immune to a magical Hail Mary." Aka Cheese "I've hit the wall. (10 seconds later). It's not wow I've hit a wall and it's to hard but they expect me to grind in the open world." Pathological lying, he doesn't even know he contradicts himself anymore.
Dick Lightning was this dumb meme he created while cheesing Dark Souls 2 with the Lightning Spear miracle back when it was OP. Of course, in true DSP fashion, he berated against From Software when it got nerfed for the DLCs
@@TheLaurelCrown okay, to me it sounds like something that requires penicillin. Grandpa always said "Stay away from girls that give your dick lightning."
@TheLaurelCrown Remember how that playthrough was all sunshine and rainbows until he reached the mirror knight, a boss that was immune to the lightning. He raged pretty hard against that boss because he didn't hone his skills at all. He had the nerve to call that boss's moves cheap despite cheesing the whole game
@@alexandergregoire2573 He's raged at so many souls games they have kinda merged in my memory. Especially DS2, he's redone that one a ton. Personal favorite, Ludwig.
@@butteredtoast3032 No he's definitely underleveled. The problem isn't how many hits he's dying in the problem is how much damage he's doing to the boss.
Underleveled in a more uncomventional way, but yes. You're meant to do what Einstein did eventually, and explore to find those fragments because they make you a lot stronger. You just do it without bitching and moaning every step of the way lol
Also, the difference in pronunciation for 'Archipelago' is simply that British folk say 'Ah' instead of 'Ar', which is obvious. Of course they're both 'correct'. THEY'RE THE SAME WORD, FUCKING REGARD.
how can you say that??? phil is the one with the business degree dood, ahbviously he knows linguistics. did you know he worked at a helicopter company?
@@dirkstrickland4494He's like the kid you don't invite to a birthday party for being insufferable and instead of changing attitude they double down saying "the party sucked, I didn't go because I knew the food was gonna suck, bla bla bla". You deserve to be sitting alone in the corner with no friends Phillipos. Such an obnoxious humoncoulous.
@@dirkstrickland4494he hates when his intelligence gets called into question. I suspect that it stems from being made valedictorian in high school, so he constantly thinks that he's one of the most intelligent people at all times. Realistically, how smart could someone be if they haven't had to learn anything other than video games for the past 15 years? He doesn't even know how to edit videos.
Fought him yesterday with a bleed build, and killed in my 4rth attempt. Rellana on the other hand... Five hours. If he's having trouble with the first boss, he's going to quit at the knightess of the twin moons.
Nao guise here's the deal. As you know I don't like fun, so I don't want to play the game just "support" me hint hint, sound good? Worthless humans ack ack ack /snort.
I think the holiday special Phil made where the troll says "It's almost as if he plays games...*silent pause longer than it needed to be*...to have fun?" would be a great clip addition to these when Phil says stupid shit like "Why did I play this game a second time?".
Bro there’s no way he expected a 40 hr dlc to just be linear asf, Elden ring was all about exploration and why wouldn’t the dlc be the same, the fact he said, “they don’t even tell you where the items are at” bro wtf is the point of you getting the dlc
"The boss isn't even hard, it just kills you in two hits." I played very little of Elden Ring but in my understanding of it that means you aren't strong enough to fight it and need to explore somewhere else to level up unless you're a hard-core Dark Souls player who likes grinding. And he just now says "they expect you to go around and collect sht" like yeah? That's what Elden Ring was like? I haven't played the DLC but...what.
If he's struggling with the Lion we're in for a good time with this DLC Then again he'll probably look up all the Scadutree Fragments and get overlevelled for the harder bosses
how can you get overleveled in DLC(even in lategame) with cap system existing? 60 vigor is 1900 hp, 99 is 2100 damage scaling pretty much stops too (highes hardcap is for magic - 80 intelligence and your weapons/spells doesn't scale from every stat It's like the only thing you can get despite the small advantages is variety of buffs, but he doesn't even use them, does he?
This is the same thing that happened for dark souls 2. He cheesed the game with 'dick lightning' cause you have absurd amounts of magic, and the lightning spell was busted. But they sky rocketed the bosses magic resist in the dlc or something and made magic builds substantially harder to use. Alongside it generally being harder he flipped the hell out about it and said they ruined it, despite the vast majority of the fanbase complaining that magic builds were so good it made the game too easy.
well obviously if everyone is saying the game is too easy with magic, and phil is saying they fucked it up, one can come to the logical conclusion that phil is correct and everyone else are morahns. he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
"I dont use guides" has admitted to using guides on several different occasions. "I'm probably gonna get my butt whooped not knowing what this is" welcome to games Phil...🙄 that's how they usually work, especially FS games.
First off this guy sucks at the game but i dislike how some of you guys cry about people looking up guides when ALL STREAMERS ASK THEIR CHAT WHERE STUFF IS, THAT IN SHORT IS OTHERS GUIDING THEM lol. Best part is those guys never get cooked for asking people bout these things live yet everybody else gets cooked. I got bored in the base game for not finding more Bosses to fight so i looked up guides on where they are not weaoons armour etc. Just bosses to beat them or die to them and practice fighting better i feel yall need to stop the hypocrisy.
I love it when he continues to have his ass handed to him and he can’t survive more than 8 seconds, yet he’s sure he’s some kind of authority in analyzing what the boss is doing. It’s literally like, “What’s going on in front of your eye’s doesn’t matter dents, I’m clearly an elite gamer dood. SNORT”
Porky Burnell complains about the combo extensions bosses have...y'know, if you keep standing right in front of them and in their range they gonna' do that. You have to position and space yourself better to avoid those. The very first major boss in this game, Margitt, demonstrates this. Pretty much every subsequent boss does it in some way. Heck, some regular mobs do it. But if he had this sort of learning capability he wouldn't have racked up over a thousand deaths on his playthroughs combined.
I saw this coming. The dlc is SOOOO vertically layered. Yes, it seems hard to maneuver at first. But it makes sense when you start doing the “legacy dungeons”
Dude just doesn't enjoy games. It's valid to say that exploring to find the upgrades isn't fun FOR HIM, but claiming that it's bad and that "they fucked it up" in some objective sense is just dumb.
It makes you dumb though if you claim to be a fan of this franchise, when grinding to get stronger has always been a thing. He needs to stick to games that don't really expect anything from him.
Exploration = grinding in Phil's brain, man he must have no sense of wonder or curiosity. That's kind of sad, to be honest. I kind of understand where he's coming from, I don't particularly LOVE the open world segments, but that's mainly because it becomes a slog for repeat playthroughs. It's amazing your first time through. Pigboi just wants so press L2R2 for 40 hours, but there's more to the game than that and he cannot physically comprehend why anyone would want more than that.
Souls like Noob here this happened to me today but cause im on pc...i was retreating back and to the right while using a flask then the pots around the putrid avatar got me stuck thing is on keyboard the keys are two keys you need to press at the same time to jump and bam i died, that's not the games fault but i happens when you are already using two hands to run+flask and then need to jump 😂 here is the keys i needed to hit in order to do all that... SD+SHIFT KEY(lefthand)+R+F+SPACEBAR(Right hand)+Mouse for camera movement. So yeah i think i was justified in yelling for dying to something so stupid 😂
how does a mage suppose to hit anything without locking a camera? shitty lock of camera in DS was never a good thing i do believe almost no1 liked it since DS1 (especially DS1 PTDE, where you had to download two camera fixes)
@@freddiefackelmayer5267 yeah, that's possible, but that's uncomfortable As an experienced melee pleayer you mostly don't need to lock the camera, at least against big enemies, which fuck it up. So it's other kind of difficulty, when you have to do something because designers failed camera work 4th game in a row. That's why i find OP's post ridiculous. That's kind of comment like: "No wonder you were robbed in poor district(household?)." That may be true, yet kinda "meh..."
Phil just wants to not think, he wants to be guided to the best items for the best build and then go and try a boss and beat him in 10-20 tries and tell chat he learned the boss pattern or something. He hates to explore or think for himself because if he would play just of what he thinks everyone would realise how truly stupid he is.
Underlevel, Not enough Saductree fragments, doesn't use summons bcs of his weak pride, doesn't pay attention at all to learn his attacks, panick rolls, then complains.
He is 100% wrong about the blessings they are there SPECIFICALLY so you can not steamroll the DLC with overleveled builds to ENCOURAGE you to explore just like the main game to get stronger organically.
I beat the first boss at level 100 with a dex faith build, using my base game katana. I think I was scadu level 3 or 4, I got those fragments by going to the miquella crosses and a few other places in that first main area, took maybe 20-30 minutes of exploring. This guy is a perfect example of the people review bombing this because it's too hard. They expect that because they mastered the main game and can curbstomp everything in there they should be able to do that in the DLC too. And he is right about one thing, FROM hasn't ever done this for a DLC before and without some separate leveling mechanic people just ran through that new content in no time. This makes it more like the base game when you first started, remember when everyone struggled on Margit and said he was too hard. And how many veterans now start a new game and struggle on Margit? No one, because they know to level up, upgrade a good weapon and now he is easy...or as this guy calls it grinding and wasting his time, because he just wants to go right to the bosses and kill them in 10 mins. Because the main game was like that? No it wasn't. The things he is complaining about are all wrong too, you can definitely still stagger bosses and enemies, I do it all the time. There are tons of different enemies in this expansion you just have to go to different areas just like you did in the base game. This guy has seen 10% of the area and is complaining about enemy variety. That would be like only spending time in Limgrave and complaining that all there is are the same random soldiers and those big giants and maybe some wolves. To be fair he did say he hated exploring the open world in the main game too and found it boring, so maybe what he wants isn't Elden Ring, but Dark Souls. His complaints are all based around this DLC not being more Dark Souls like, but it's like he didn't understand this was gonna be more Elden Ring and not a surprise Dark Souls game lol
DSP being bad at the game and having the avsolute nerve to say THEY fucked it up? Just because you have to change up your playstyle and cant just stand still and throw spells and have to actually learn new things doesn't make the game fucked up.
remember when he first met the tree sentinel in the base game and fought him for like 3 hours and his chat was telling him to leave and come back, and then he said anyone who runs from bosses is a pussy and that you need to overcome the challenge. pretty funny seeing him run from this boss. i think this dlc is going to filter him. the scadutree shards aren't going to fix his skill issue.
dude this guy!!!. an NPC even give you a map where you can find the upgrades. he is like "waaaa!!! I want to beat the boss NOW!!! don't want to explore the world waaaaa!!"
There are so many cool new weapons. Phil is stubborn. He didn’t prepare like they warned him. They said, make sure you have all the smithing stone bell bearings because when you’re getting all these new weapons, you’ll want to level them up. Phil isn’t smart
I love this DLC😂 ...puts all these keyboard tough guys in the corner. My guy literally said "exploring is boring", he's a poet and don't even know it.😂
you know what's funny? you can summon that warrior freja to help with the fight. she provided the distraction i needed when i needed to heal and i killed this boss after about 9 attempts
I used Mimic Tear, kinda achieved the same goal. Just another target for the boss to focus on to give you breathing room. I'm playing a melee build with no ranged options and dividing aggro between targets definitely helps. Phil refuses to summon or do anything to make these bosses easier because it seems he'd rather just endlessly complain instead of using the tools available to him. I don't get it.
You've got two mistakes, it's "his" and "🧀 build". We all know he "stole" the most OP build he could find, like he always does so he doesn't look like the inept man-child he is.
Best part is its not even op, people just hate on magic. But that makes it better because u can tell Phill THOUGHT it was gonna be a cheese build so he made it without hesitation
There’s actually some slight truth to what he was saying about how empty a lot of the side areas/fields ruins it kinda does feel like it could be populated a little bit more to make it fun and interesting to explore more in those areas
At least during the dancing lion part he’s analyzing what he can and can do and coming up with starts while acknowledging that hes messing up. I can’t relate to those who laugh at that the dancing lion part!?
"The boss isn't even hard. I'm just quitting cause I can't beat him."
"That guy that just perfected me in Street Fighter didn't even hit me once."
@@bobsmith5088"Unearned!'
"I'm not ragequitting Ludwig, I'm just bored. It's a borequit."
"He's just pressing buttons!"
LMAO…every comment here
He didn't even TRY to explore any part of the map, then complained and said there was nothing to do. Why did Phil even BUY Elden Ring? He clearly hates it.
To use its popularity at a pretext for begging for money.
He has to play the latest games for views, begging, subscriptions, gout, hogans, grooming, enabling Derich, claiming all criticism is just detractors, SNORT, abusing Jasper and Khet, excuses, getting made fun of by Pandalee when hes sitting right next to her, etc.
*DAY-ONE VIEWS*
The fact that bg3 makes boatloads more than elden ring is hilarious. I love baldurs gate but elden ring is perfect bait for paypigs. Dents and trolls love to watch him suffer
14:31 is this his first time playing a souls game? 😂😂😂😂
Mans rocking a soreseal that causes him to take 15% extra damage and complains that things hit hard lmao
Wait, he's still wearing that? 😂 Absolutely insanity.
😂😂😂 WTF
I took mine off after a ghost knight wiped me out I was like nope not having that lol
No one tell tell him. lol
To be fair, all the bosses in the dlc kill you in 2 hits regardless. He's gonna love female pontiff
Can't believe the dropped inputs from Street Fighter 6 transferred into Elden Ring
His roll is delayed, he timed it perfectly but it's coming out too late!
The connection is too good! You know that causes lag stop being an incel!
Absolutely disgusting how could from soft do this /s
There's nothing he could do! Those enemies are total scrubs with laggy connections!
You know from software added single play lag so he would spend an hour on the poo god dood! Of course fraud software added 15 frame input delay so he would die easier dood! Its so gahbajjhe DoOd!
“I told you it was a lion”
ghee, I wonder if the mane gave it away
*snort* right? *fake laugh*
Don't think. Just blindly praise his intelligence.
Naa bro he called it!!
One thing I kept thinking throughout the intro to the boss... WHY WON'T PHIL SHUT UP? He's like "OH IT'S THIS, I KNEW IT, WE SAW IT" like BRO shut up and just enjoy the moment. Would be god awful sitting next to him when watching a movie.
This comment laughing at his dumb ass has more likes on it than Mr 210k subscriber professional youtubber
Piggy got too used to spamming magic, when it doesn't work anymore = game sucks
Deja vu, we've been in this place before.
DaS2 ''dick lightning'' anyone?
"This game is literally unbeatable" *laughs in +25 keenstars and blood step*
@@ELpeaceonearth I just got the dryleaf arts and put bloodstep on it and yeah my job is to get in close and zip about whole my mates blast magic and I get in-between them and the bosses
@@ELpeaceonearthsame, I beat him with magic. This guy is just bad lol.
How funny that Asmongold also rage quit because his meme jump attack build was also struggling since the bosses no longer stagger. He got a lot further in than DSP though tbf
Is he SERIOUSLY complaining about having to explore the map in elden ring???
Why didnt he compain about having to find upgrade materials in the main game?
Cause he wants to rush through it, and beat it as fast as possible. Doesn’t want to spend 30+ hours exploring. He hates ER 😂
He made the same complaints about that last Zelda game as well, about having to explore to find things. It's almost like he doesn't genuinely enjoy games or something.
Yep, he's the sort that wants everything hand fed and babied for him "Here comes a million runes on an airplane, open up!" is how the game would speak to him if it were how he wanted.
Has to do shit in a game to level up.. shocker.
"All I wanted was a lot of legacy dungeon stuff, maybe some cool big Boss fights"
Goes right to exactly that, fights exactly that, does nothing but bitches and whines. What a wild and robust individual.
He can't use a cheese strategy that carried him through the base game so therefore it's a bad dlc, nothing he can do dood
Im playing my first ever playthrough of base elden ring and its my first Souls like game now yes there is issues like hitbox issues or input issues and the camera but even tho i yell bout it mid fight i never keep it against the game cauae its not so big that it breaks the game so when i inevitably do beat the Bosses i just move on, i only hate it when Rng is bad and i get hit with some bs or sometimes i get hit when it should not have counted or i hit the enemy but no damage is registered but meh i grew up with worse BS in games so its not that rough to work around with time. 🫡
This dent actually said the boss isn’t outplaying him like he’s playing ranked street fighter.
Also claimed it's doing safe moves, and how it's got patterns. I mean, duh? That's how bosses generally work.
Yes lol. He also said that his attacks are whiffing.
He literally calls the Lion’s attack a flash kick like he is fighting Guile. Like everything is Street Fighter to this guy lol
I laughed so hard at that. his mind is completely gone
Clearly this boss is spamming jab which beats everything online, I swear this wouldn't work in real life
this was a true disaster stream! it sat at $5 for so long. he begged and begged and finally got just $35. running from challenge doesn't pay
Sadly he got like 200 bucks on the first stream, hopefully he doesn't stay moneybuffed
He was begging hard tonight because most of the tips from the 1st stream were from one dent. I don’t see this game cracking 100 bucks in tomorrow’s stream. Specially since he’s doing star dew valley at night. There’s 1 dent who drops a big tip
And he'll blame the game for the low support. "Fromsoft fucked up the DLC. People don't like it, it's not popular, it's why no one is showing up to the stream and supporting it."and he'll drop it, like he does with every other game.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess Don't worry about it, was definitely set up way in advance. He seemed very calm going into the DLC despite the low support streams previously. Give it a few more streams, the dents will be broke (again) and Phil will be back to $15 streams and threatening to wage quit.
@@stkjuice star dew valley is his most boring stream by far but it gets whaled out. I don’t get it.
They made this boss specifically for Phil. He avoids magic spam and he even uses Phil lightning cheese. That's beautiful
big ups dancing lion
"Yeah it's gonna be the dancing... lion thing." Whoops, almost called it by it's actual name despite totally not having looked this up. Usual lies and guide reading, and being all smug "I knew it was gonna be a lion!"
I don't understand why he still goes into games blind it doesn't make sense expecting his chat to be able to walk him through the game he doesn't know, it's purely ego he thinks he is better for being worse at the game it's just a toxic way to come at a game, I already know how to beat the game without playing it because I'm a top player meanwhile every one else buys the walkthrough magazine with the game
I think he just gets off on telling his dents obviously feeble lies and them still swallowing it hook, line an sinker.
@@Jason0binladen the point of the comment is that he doesnt goes to games blind, he even knew the boss was a dancing lion, how did he know that? Clearly he has seen gameplay or guides already, and then acts smug af saying like "see? I told you it was a lion i was right!"
@@butteredtoast3032 I mean to regards to the name thing, if you did watch the shadow trailers, you would have seen the lion dancer boss. Most people would be able to tell what it was
@@GentlemanMudkip he literally knew the name of the boss, anyone could see its some kind of monster, but a dancing lion? Come on now
How is he getting killed in this horribly designed game? He's doing nothing wrong, he's doing everything correct. Like when he rolls into a wall and then the camera closes in because it has nowhere to go. That was 100% dropped inputs, there was nothing he could do.
Doooooood 😂😂😂
This got a good laugh out of me thank you lmaoo
i don't even play this game and i thought didnt u just position wrong i cant stand ppl like this its never their fault and it's impossible to improve cuz they play flawless
@@bine35to be fair this boss in particular is really badly designed in regards to spacing and and the camera. DSP isn’t any less terrible though.
They want you to lock on and lock off when you need to and literally run out of the way and then dodge when locked off. Lock on when you actually have to aim at the enemy. But even then. You would still have to cheese the boss.
Philbert really expected to just cheese through all the bosses in a day... LOL
He wanted to prove all trolls wrong that he’s an actual pro gamer dood!!
Yes. He replayed the game with a magic build for a reason - to cheese through everything and also the DLC, but now all bosses are skill checking him and he hates it. He did the same shit in DS2 where he spammed lightning on everything, reached the Looking Glass Knight boss (whose shield reflects lightning attacks), got skill checked there so hard he was fuming at how suddenly the game became harder.
He really expected to just steamroll through this DLC with little to no effort. And just watch the tips flow in! But I guess FormSoftware had other plans! I love it! 😂😂
@@stkjuice if dsp is a pro gamer than the sun isn't yellow
"I have to actually PLAY THE GAME?! From Software you pos"
"they want you to explore the map and find upgrades before you beat the bosses" um... yeah.
It's almost like you gotta play the game
why are they making me explore the open world in this open world game about exploring an open world
I love when he says "They fucked it up" to things that everyone is enjoying except him, he'll be in a better mood once someone sends him the new cheese build
I believe the devs said they made the game harder to prevent cheese. The only way to sorta cheese is by doing the perfect parry method but even then, that takes timing and skill. Phil just spams buttons and gets mad when his character doesn’t do all things at once
theres a legit way, its called grinding runes. Philly cheese head here is too lazy to grind runes. Its painful to watch his playthrough. Zero exploration, will probably rq b4 finding any of the new weapons.
mmm , delicious cheese ; devour, ack ack ack
Or money.
Then he'll complain that he shouldn't have had to taken the time to explore to find new items to survive better...
he’s 100% gonna come back tomorrow and magically know exactly how to defend everything. guidesydephil
And he will do a whole fake speech about how he "figured it out" lol
he can have an entire guide beamed straight into his brain and he still wouldnt be able to click the buttons fast enough
he can never do a simple attack. its always gotta be his weapon art. also his reaction time is so bad lmao. also he said that the Lion Dancer wasnt "outplaying" him.
Stands next to wall to cheese the boss. Complains about no camera angle and no escape path
Also locked on the whole fight.
I guess DLC must stand for Dents Lack of Contributions
DSP proving why he’s the ultimate lolcow once again…
How is he able to make a living on this every time I see a clip of him his donations are at $0? Like is he actually making any money?
@@DistinctionDinohis boyfriend comes in at the last hour and donates 100
@@DistinctionDino he made over 200 dollars total during his 2 streams. I know you'd actually have to watch Phil raw to know that but still
Until you remember Chris Chan exists…
LTG is worse, he would CHEAT and still lose and rage quit
"They made it so you have to collect stuff to win."
...So like every single fucking game ever created then?
it'd be pretty funny to see dave's ideal game, does he even want to press buttons? or should the game just interpret that he wants to win then the boss just keels over and fucking dies followed by an absolute tidal wave of loot and experience along with the message "you are a true pro gamer, the trolls have been owned"
he ran away from the dancing lion, a dragon and a death knight. he only managed to beat a measly miniboss that died in like 8 hits
No way he gets past Rennala
Spoilers bro ffs.
Also he cheesed a pretty tough enemy he called "Wolverine". He was singing in this tarded way what he knows everyone waa thinking like it didn't bother him (btw those that do that do care).
Then when he got his rear pushed in by the giant stanny stabby guys he got cocky and still died. "Oh so it's like that alright then" then got absolutely crushed thinking he would own them.
The guy is a full time fraud. The sooner the gout takes him irl the better for mankind for real.
Pigroach always just coasting
@@JoeyCentral
"I can't stand still and mash dark moon gs / l1 spells doooood they fucked it up !"
@@JoeyCentral yea I say he rage quits at rellana
I'm just waiting for DSP to claim the dancing lion is a detractor.
Ludwig v2
if he's this pissed about the lion, i think he's gonna lose his mind on the next boss LMAO
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess His dents will tell him that you can skip Rellana and he'll be all "hey look, I totally legit found this path that leads around Castle Ensis, wow, I don't have to fight this boss? I'm totally surprised, dood!"
"Is it going to be the Dancing Lion boss? It has to be the Dancing Lion. We saw the head in the tower before. Yes, it could be the Dancing Lion"
WE FUCKING GET IT!!! Jesus Christ on a unicycle, he treats his viewers like they're watching an episode of Blues' Clues.
I mean, considering how some of his fans are...
his fans are not caller "dent" because they are smart 😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂 like jesus christ dude i get it, you've seen gameplay before and are trying to act smug, you dont need to repeat it over and over expecting validation
I was just about to comment how often he repeats himself and you're totally right, it's the kind of thing you'd see on Blue Clue's or other kid's shows. He does it CONSTANTLY.
Some people are so inept the tiniest, most obvious things seem like an achievement to them. Technically an adult, mental capability of children.
When he said the boss didn’t outplay him I couldn’t believe my ears.
Dood thought this is SF6
He called the Lion’s attacks flash kicks like he is fighting Guile. Bro is fucking dented
Well, he's not wrong. The boss was just making lucky guesses with pattern play due to dropped inputs because of rollback netcode.
Just wait until he comes across another boss later on
Dual wielder incredibly aggressive and seems resistant to magic Porky gonna get roasted(I did too lmao)
I'll be honest, I summon the mimic on her. I swear once she enters second phase she takes no damage.
@@lefteron6804She seems more vulnerable to faith damage. My slashes did barely anything but the ash of war on the sword I was messing around with actually did a decent amount. I'm dex/faith so I haven't tested it personally but people are telling she's highly magic resistant and I believe it alot of casters are.
Honestly even as very experienced souls player I'm getting folded pretty hard unoptimized build aside. The salt from Phil's playthrough is going to be insane.
her twinswords are so dope
@@itshololive Yeah they remind me of the dancer from DS3. I definitely want to try them out after I beat her.
@@lefteron6804Nothing to be ashamed of, pretty much everyone uses mimic 😂
The dancing lion, in all honesty, was pretty challenging ngl. But he didn't even explore the map. So, no shadow realm blessings
Imagine the devs wanting you to explore the DLC instead of B lining to bosses and then collect your wellfare tips and leave
Phil nobody pronounces Archipelago that way. Let your ego go for a SECOND it’s not that big of a deal.
Dhalseeeeeem gamplay?
They want you to level up in an RPG? Unprecedented! Bad game design!
Leveling up doesn't work. You have to find these tree scrap items that can reduce damage.
And they want you to explore an open world game? unprecedented! Bad game design! Lol
@@conrradotorres4653 They are the DLC's levels, essentially. Think of each Scadutree Blessing as a tiered scaling system. They are intended to be a mechanic to ensure that over-levelled players relying on cheese aren't able to rush through the new content. It's a good design for an expansion in which players are going to be all sorts of varied levels coming from the base-game.
Lmfao the biggest game of the year got him 30 bucks lmaooo
35* cmon dood he had a great night. Don't forget superchats, even if they don't count towards the tip goal 👍
@@666slateran666 greed is massively strong, but support was weak
'I need to waste my time exploring' I thought Dave loved walking sims? Must be the low tip debuff
Walking Sims/Cutscene Simulators are his favorite games. Easy and no challenge
How do you make these so fast bro 😭😭😭😭😭 that intro alone is a freaking work of art! Big ups Memology! Keep making that bacon out of DSP! 🥩🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓
🥩🥩
Fr he’s the goat lol
agree! edits are always fun to watch while passing the time at work
@@DSPTriesItMemology101magic spammer 😂
Lol I love how he just starts frantically panic rolling every single attack. He never remains calm and times it properly. When he manages to dodge, it is pure luck.
Then complains when he has no stamina
Seriously😂 I swear sometimes it seems like his roll button is stuck down. I mean I’m hot garbage at the game and I still time my rolls better than that. Bro isn’t even trying.
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
Salt with my steak 🥩
This DLC was a gift from Miyazaki to all the rage enjoyers.
EAT IT!!! 🥄 💩 🌈
Gout Lord Saga coming in nicely d00t
i was a bit worried with the first stream but the salt is BACK. wonder if he rage quits it.
"i did a second run to grind for this dlc, what was the point of that grinding then?" gee phil i dont know, especially since fromsoft literally said grinding outside the dlc is pointless when they talked about the scadutree shards
On the lowest of keys I wanna see someone take a level 1 character to the dlc and fight stuff using only the blessings idfk I say this like using a mod or something
@@asianapollo002 this is actually a really cool idea give it like 5 months and someone will probably do this 😭
@@8hartsongbal already beat every dlc boss rune level 1 no blessings without getting hit
He is going to be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that the Scadutree Blessings doesnt change as much as he thinks. I was able to defeat the Lion with just one upgrade. I hope nobody that watches him actually believes that FromSoft is 'FORCING' people to 'explore' the open world to progress. It is simply a skill issue.
Even then, exploring is half the appeal of elden ring lol
Yeah i had about maybe 3 or so at the time but I'm level 125 with a 60 str/vigor +24 heavy flamberge(flame strike). he's just fuckin bad.
@@snakepiissken5889do you know what level people are stopping? I'm 125 and have a ton of runes but am worried if I level up I'll be op or unable to coop
@@ferrentepistach8657 I’m 166 and I don’t feel TOO OP. I’ve seen others playing at 200. I wouldn’t sweat it all that much, you’ll definitely find people for PvP or coop with up to like 225
In all souls games it's well known that exploration is your ultimate Alley, if you refuse to explore like Asmon gold or this loser in the video, you might finish the game , but it will cost you dearly
On a side note, I absolutely love the design of that boss and how it takes inspiration from the Lion Dance; even its movements incorporate it. And the music? Incredible.
As always, once the money from the Dents dries up, Dave's true colours shine through. He doesn't like videogames, his 'business' is all about scamming viewers every stream so he can go gambling at night...
"i not fan this" - jayde rasmussen
Actual regard hours
He isn't feeling ucey about this one.
Jade no like Phil angry game….. Jade had actually told Phil that when he’s being toxic on games, they do not like it. Is Jade a girl btw?
@@stkjuicetranny
Of course not because it’s not a game made for regards like him lol
They want me to actually play the game. I don’t want to do that. They fucked it up.
- DSP
It's all a lie!
Will remain a lie!!
😂
As always when he gets no money he just starts complaining about everything. A dent needs to hurry up and figure out the build so pigroach can cheese his way through it like he does with all souls games but then claims he’s really good at the game. When he can’t cheese we see his real skill level
I swear that you can see Phil start to tweak out when he realises that he won't be able to pull any Hogan jpgs tonight.
He's painfully bad at fromsoft games when he can't brute force his way. He takes 30 tries before he even bothers trying something different. Excuse after excuse. The next few weeks are gonna be some great content.
5:40 classic example. Magic build. Right up in there,
18:52 No DSP, they are actually making you play the game. Not face roll your way through it.
I am sniffing out a early wage quit. Only 35 dollars by the end of the night. Not even that many superchats. Phil must have been grumpy that he wont be pulling Hogans tonight 🤔
His stream today of it made less
Low tips makes piggy very tahxic 😡
LowTipsGod
Why am I poisoned… why am I toxic?! Uwhaaaaaat?!?
I bet his replay of the game was to overlevel and breeze through the DLC. It's nice that his plan failed lol
He grabbed a build that he thought he could use to cheese his way through.
''I can't win until i collect shit'' Isn't that how every game is made ? If you are not good enough to beat the boss or the challenge in general guess what , you can do side stuff to make your character stronger. Like that's gaming 101.
Some good DSPisms today:
"Boss after my own heart." What the hell is dick lightning?
"Immune to a magical Hail Mary." Aka Cheese
"I've hit the wall. (10 seconds later). It's not wow I've hit a wall and it's to hard but they expect me to grind in the open world." Pathological lying, he doesn't even know he contradicts himself anymore.
Dick Lightning was this dumb meme he created while cheesing Dark Souls 2 with the Lightning Spear miracle back when it was OP. Of course, in true DSP fashion, he berated against From Software when it got nerfed for the DLCs
@@TheLaurelCrown okay, to me it sounds like something that requires penicillin. Grandpa always said "Stay away from girls that give your dick lightning."
@@TheLaurelCrownlightening spear seemed pretty tame in DS3 though
@TheLaurelCrown Remember how that playthrough was all sunshine and rainbows until he reached the mirror knight, a boss that was immune to the lightning. He raged pretty hard against that boss because he didn't hone his skills at all. He had the nerve to call that boss's moves cheap despite cheesing the whole game
@@alexandergregoire2573 He's raged at so many souls games they have kinda merged in my memory. Especially DS2, he's redone that one a ton. Personal favorite, Ludwig.
Clearly underleveled.
"I'm gonna get my ass whooped by the same boss for 5 hours and ragequit".
Ludwig time.
He had trouble in Old Hunter's while being over leveled. So you think if he was 50lv higher he would do better?
He's not underleveled, everything in the dlc kills in 2 or 3 hits, he is just trash
@@butteredtoast3032
No he's definitely underleveled. The problem isn't how many hits he's dying in the problem is how much damage he's doing to the boss.
Underleveled in a more uncomventional way, but yes. You're meant to do what Einstein did eventually, and explore to find those fragments because they make you a lot stronger. You just do it without bitching and moaning every step of the way lol
Also, the difference in pronunciation for 'Archipelago' is simply that British folk say 'Ah' instead of 'Ar', which is obvious.
Of course they're both 'correct'. THEY'RE THE SAME WORD, FUCKING REGARD.
how can you say that??? phil is the one with the business degree dood, ahbviously he knows linguistics. did you know he worked at a helicopter company?
I love it when he says completely useless, half-correct things with the confidence and smugness of an 8yo. He really, really wants to feel smart.
@@dirkstrickland4494He's like the kid you don't invite to a birthday party for being insufferable and instead of changing attitude they double down saying "the party sucked, I didn't go because I knew the food was gonna suck, bla bla bla". You deserve to be sitting alone in the corner with no friends Phillipos. Such an obnoxious humoncoulous.
@@dirkstrickland4494he hates when his intelligence gets called into question. I suspect that it stems from being made valedictorian in high school, so he constantly thinks that he's one of the most intelligent people at all times.
Realistically, how smart could someone be if they haven't had to learn anything other than video games for the past 15 years? He doesn't even know how to edit videos.
Miyazaki said that they couldn't make the bosses more difficult in this DLC.
I directly knew the old fart would struggle on them
Fought him yesterday with a bleed build, and killed in my 4rth attempt. Rellana on the other hand... Five hours. If he's having trouble with the first boss, he's going to quit at the knightess of the twin moons.
Nao guise here's the deal. As you know I don't like fun, so I don't want to play the game just "support" me hint hint, sound good? Worthless humans ack ack ack /snort.
he's mad he can't cheese anything
I think the holiday special Phil made where the troll says "It's almost as if he plays games...*silent pause longer than it needed to be*...to have fun?" would be a great clip addition to these when Phil says stupid shit like "Why did I play this game a second time?".
Bro there’s no way he expected a 40 hr dlc to just be linear asf, Elden ring was all about exploration and why wouldn’t the dlc be the same, the fact he said, “they don’t even tell you where the items are at” bro wtf is the point of you getting the dlc
Dancing Lion…. Lions eat meat… meat comes in steaks…….
Oh no.
“They don’t tell you were the upgrade items are” they literally have a glowing 20 foot tall cross infront of them lol!
He's mad because his "OP" build isn't carrying him through lol
"The boss isn't even hard, it just kills you in two hits."
I played very little of Elden Ring but in my understanding of it that means you aren't strong enough to fight it and need to explore somewhere else to level up unless you're a hard-core Dark Souls player who likes grinding.
And he just now says "they expect you to go around and collect sht" like yeah? That's what Elden Ring was like? I haven't played the DLC but...what.
"Wait, they can fight back and dahdge my attacks?.. That's stupid" - Phillip
I told you guys! This is gonna be the best modern TIHYDP.
If he's struggling with the Lion we're in for a good time with this DLC
Then again he'll probably look up all the Scadutree Fragments and get overlevelled for the harder bosses
how can you get overleveled in DLC(even in lategame) with cap system existing?
60 vigor is 1900 hp, 99 is 2100
damage scaling pretty much stops too (highes hardcap is for magic - 80 intelligence
and your weapons/spells doesn't scale from every stat
It's like the only thing you can get despite the small advantages is variety of buffs, but he doesn't even use them, does he?
This is what happens when you don't bother learning how to play the game and instead go for a cheese build.
This is the same thing that happened for dark souls 2. He cheesed the game with 'dick lightning' cause you have absurd amounts of magic, and the lightning spell was busted. But they sky rocketed the bosses magic resist in the dlc or something and made magic builds substantially harder to use. Alongside it generally being harder he flipped the hell out about it and said they ruined it, despite the vast majority of the fanbase complaining that magic builds were so good it made the game too easy.
Beat part is that they SYMOTAINIOUSLY nerfed his beloved dick lighting so that fucked him completely. Thank you fromsoft
well obviously if everyone is saying the game is too easy with magic, and phil is saying they fucked it up, one can come to the logical conclusion that phil is correct and everyone else are morahns. he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
"I dont use guides" has admitted to using guides on several different occasions.
"I'm probably gonna get my butt whooped not knowing what this is" welcome to games Phil...🙄 that's how they usually work, especially FS games.
If it isn't the guides he finds, it's his audience that he makes tell him how to beat everything without figuring it out.
First off this guy sucks at the game but i dislike how some of you guys cry about people looking up guides when ALL STREAMERS ASK THEIR CHAT WHERE STUFF IS, THAT IN SHORT IS OTHERS GUIDING THEM lol. Best part is those guys never get cooked for asking people bout these things live yet everybody else gets cooked. I got bored in the base game for not finding more Bosses to fight so i looked up guides on where they are not weaoons armour etc. Just bosses to beat them or die to them and practice fighting better i feel yall need to stop the hypocrisy.
I love it when he continues to have his ass handed to him and he can’t survive more than 8 seconds, yet he’s sure he’s some kind of authority in analyzing what the boss is doing. It’s literally like, “What’s going on in front of your eye’s doesn’t matter dents, I’m clearly an elite gamer dood. SNORT”
Porky Burnell complains about the combo extensions bosses have...y'know, if you keep standing right in front of them and in their range they gonna' do that. You have to position and space yourself better to avoid those. The very first major boss in this game, Margitt, demonstrates this. Pretty much every subsequent boss does it in some way. Heck, some regular mobs do it. But if he had this sort of learning capability he wouldn't have racked up over a thousand deaths on his playthroughs combined.
I saw this coming. The dlc is SOOOO vertically layered. Yes, it seems hard to maneuver at first. But it makes sense when you start doing the “legacy dungeons”
Dude just doesn't enjoy games. It's valid to say that exploring to find the upgrades isn't fun FOR HIM, but claiming that it's bad and that "they fucked it up" in some objective sense is just dumb.
It makes you dumb though if you claim to be a fan of this franchise, when grinding to get stronger has always been a thing. He needs to stick to games that don't really expect anything from him.
Memeology - your doing God's work...
I love the fact his detractor clip channels put more effort and passion into videos then he does...
the irony is that phil calls himself a 'content curator' when it's the detractors making all his mind-numbing 99% boring slop actually watchable
Exploration = grinding in Phil's brain, man he must have no sense of wonder or curiosity. That's kind of sad, to be honest.
I kind of understand where he's coming from, I don't particularly LOVE the open world segments, but that's mainly because it becomes a slog for repeat playthroughs. It's amazing your first time through. Pigboi just wants so press L2R2 for 40 hours, but there's more to the game than that and he cannot physically comprehend why anyone would want more than that.
5:39 actively rolls into corner and complains about the camera
Souls like Noob here this happened to me today but cause im on pc...i was retreating back and to the right while using a flask then the pots around the putrid avatar got me stuck thing is on keyboard the keys are two keys you need to press at the same time to jump and bam i died, that's not the games fault but i happens when you are already using two hands to run+flask and then need to jump 😂 here is the keys i needed to hit in order to do all that... SD+SHIFT KEY(lefthand)+R+F+SPACEBAR(Right hand)+Mouse for camera movement. So yeah i think i was justified in yelling for dying to something so stupid 😂
The fact that he locks on to the bosses. No wonder his camera is going insane.
how does a mage suppose to hit anything without locking a camera?
shitty lock of camera in DS was never a good thing
i do believe almost no1 liked it since DS1 (especially DS1 PTDE, where you had to download two camera fixes)
@@ПенПен-я9ьunlock the camera until you're ready to use a spell. You turn it on and off when appropriate
@@freddiefackelmayer5267 yeah, that's possible, but that's uncomfortable
As an experienced melee pleayer you mostly don't need to lock the camera, at least against big enemies, which fuck it up.
So it's other kind of difficulty, when you have to do something because designers failed camera work 4th game in a row.
That's why i find OP's post ridiculous.
That's kind of comment like:
"No wonder you were robbed in poor district(household?)."
That may be true, yet kinda "meh..."
@@ПенПен-я9ь I've never had a problem with it
Phil just wants to not think, he wants to be guided to the best items for the best build and then go and try a boss and beat him in 10-20 tries and tell chat he learned the boss pattern or something. He hates to explore or think for himself because if he would play just of what he thinks everyone would realise how truly stupid he is.
Underlevel, Not enough Saductree fragments, doesn't use summons bcs of his weak pride, doesn't pay attention at all to learn his attacks, panick rolls, then complains.
He is 100% wrong about the blessings they are there SPECIFICALLY so you can not steamroll the DLC with overleveled builds to ENCOURAGE you to explore just like the main game to get stronger organically.
I am a 45 year old streamer and just beat radhan after a couple of days. This guy just has to realize its him not the game.
The dancing chinese lion is using a flowchart pattern thats safe online LMAO
I beat the first boss at level 100 with a dex faith build, using my base game katana. I think I was scadu level 3 or 4, I got those fragments by going to the miquella crosses and a few other places in that first main area, took maybe 20-30 minutes of exploring.
This guy is a perfect example of the people review bombing this because it's too hard. They expect that because they mastered the main game and can curbstomp everything in there they should be able to do that in the DLC too. And he is right about one thing, FROM hasn't ever done this for a DLC before and without some separate leveling mechanic people just ran through that new content in no time. This makes it more like the base game when you first started, remember when everyone struggled on Margit and said he was too hard. And how many veterans now start a new game and struggle on Margit? No one, because they know to level up, upgrade a good weapon and now he is easy...or as this guy calls it grinding and wasting his time, because he just wants to go right to the bosses and kill them in 10 mins. Because the main game was like that? No it wasn't.
The things he is complaining about are all wrong too, you can definitely still stagger bosses and enemies, I do it all the time. There are tons of different enemies in this expansion you just have to go to different areas just like you did in the base game. This guy has seen 10% of the area and is complaining about enemy variety. That would be like only spending time in Limgrave and complaining that all there is are the same random soldiers and those big giants and maybe some wolves.
To be fair he did say he hated exploring the open world in the main game too and found it boring, so maybe what he wants isn't Elden Ring, but Dark Souls. His complaints are all based around this DLC not being more Dark Souls like, but it's like he didn't understand this was gonna be more Elden Ring and not a surprise Dark Souls game lol
DSP being bad at the game and having the avsolute nerve to say THEY fucked it up? Just because you have to change up your playstyle and cant just stand still and throw spells and have to actually learn new things doesn't make the game fucked up.
He's so insufferable 😂
remember when he first met the tree sentinel in the base game and fought him for like 3 hours and his chat was telling him to leave and come back, and then he said anyone who runs from bosses is a pussy and that you need to overcome the challenge. pretty funny seeing him run from this boss.
i think this dlc is going to filter him. the scadutree shards aren't going to fix his skill issue.
dude this guy!!!. an NPC even give you a map where you can find the upgrades. he is like "waaaa!!! I want to beat the boss NOW!!! don't want to explore the world waaaaa!!"
Looks like his magic spam build has finally met it's end. F**k trying to learn its move set just spam spam spam that Moonlight Greatsword.
Lion dancer world order 🦁
There are so many cool new weapons. Phil is stubborn. He didn’t prepare like they warned him. They said, make sure you have all the smithing stone bell bearings because when you’re getting all these new weapons, you’ll want to level them up. Phil isn’t smart
True, this guy is about a sharp as a globe. 😂😂😂
I think my favorite part is he gets older in the title with each video about him crying lolol
DSP getting thrashed by Elden Ring? We are so back baby!
I love this DLC😂 ...puts all these keyboard tough guys in the corner. My guy literally said "exploring is boring", he's a poet and don't even know it.😂
you know what's funny? you can summon that warrior freja to help with the fight. she provided the distraction i needed when i needed to heal and i killed this boss after about 9 attempts
I used Mimic Tear, kinda achieved the same goal. Just another target for the boss to focus on to give you breathing room. I'm playing a melee build with no ranged options and dividing aggro between targets definitely helps.
Phil refuses to summon or do anything to make these bosses easier because it seems he'd rather just endlessly complain instead of using the tools available to him. I don't get it.
@@FreddyChoppinswait….so you can summon? Dude was trying to cheese but won’t summon. This dude is a special kind of stupid
You've got two mistakes, it's "his" and "🧀 build".
We all know he "stole" the most OP build he could find, like he always does so he doesn't look like the inept man-child he is.
Best part is its not even op, people just hate on magic. But that makes it better because u can tell Phill THOUGHT it was gonna be a cheese build so he made it without hesitation
That lion was actually the only boss I beat first try lol
Is he right about nothing staggering, didn't he have issues staggering bosses in the main game
The 2nd boss renala staggers often. But she's still ridiculously hard @@stallionduckchaser
That lion is specifically one of the easiest bosses to stagger in the dlc. Not even joking.
@@MattakaSasquatch that's hilarious, I'm currently 45 hours in my 1st er playthrough and haven't had much issue staggering so I was confused.
There’s actually some slight truth to what he was saying about how empty a lot of the side areas/fields ruins it kinda does feel like it could be populated a little bit more to make it fun and interesting to explore more in those areas
“It’s not that the bosses are hard, they just kill you quick” WHHHHHAAAAT? Phil is horrible
At least during the dancing lion part he’s analyzing what he can and can do and coming up with starts while acknowledging that hes messing up.
I can’t relate to those who laugh at that the dancing lion part!?