45 Y/O Streamer Suffers Giant Meltdown Trashing Elden Ring DLC Because His Magic Build Doesn't Work

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  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 3 месяца назад +708

    "The boss isn't even hard. I'm just quitting cause I can't beat him."

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 3 месяца назад +102

      "That guy that just perfected me in Street Fighter didn't even hit me once."

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 3 месяца назад +43

      ​@@bobsmith5088"Unearned!'

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 3 месяца назад +44

      "I'm not ragequitting Ludwig, I'm just bored. It's a borequit."

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt 3 месяца назад +24

      "He's just pressing buttons!"

    • @ominojaku1069
      @ominojaku1069 3 месяца назад +10

      LMAO…every comment here

  • @gave8657
    @gave8657 3 месяца назад +290

    Mans rocking a soreseal that causes him to take 15% extra damage and complains that things hit hard lmao

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 3 месяца назад +69

      Wait, he's still wearing that? 😂 Absolutely insanity.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 3 месяца назад +14

      😂😂😂 WTF

    • @eldenlion5850
      @eldenlion5850 3 месяца назад +15

      I took mine off after a ghost knight wiped me out I was like nope not having that lol

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 3 месяца назад +22

      No one tell tell him. lol

    • @SirVelstadt
      @SirVelstadt 3 месяца назад +18

      To be fair, all the bosses in the dlc kill you in 2 hits regardless. He's gonna love female pontiff

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 3 месяца назад +831

    He didn't even TRY to explore any part of the map, then complained and said there was nothing to do. Why did Phil even BUY Elden Ring? He clearly hates it.

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 3 месяца назад +216

      To use its popularity at a pretext for begging for money.

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 3 месяца назад +106

      He has to play the latest games for views, begging, subscriptions, gout, hogans, grooming, enabling Derich, claiming all criticism is just detractors, SNORT, abusing Jasper and Khet, excuses, getting made fun of by Pandalee when hes sitting right next to her, etc.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 3 месяца назад +37

      *DAY-ONE VIEWS*

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +32

      The fact that bg3 makes boatloads more than elden ring is hilarious. I love baldurs gate but elden ring is perfect bait for paypigs. Dents and trolls love to watch him suffer

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 3 месяца назад +9

      14:31 is this his first time playing a souls game? 😂😂😂😂

  • @mossadagent2664
    @mossadagent2664 3 месяца назад +432

    “I told you it was a lion”
    ghee, I wonder if the mane gave it away

    • @TheKotor2309
      @TheKotor2309 3 месяца назад +43

      *snort* right? *fake laugh*

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 месяца назад +27

      Don't think. Just blindly praise his intelligence.

    • @jamestipton1025
      @jamestipton1025 3 месяца назад +9

      Naa bro he called it!!

    • @cool-lemon
      @cool-lemon 3 месяца назад +17

      One thing I kept thinking throughout the intro to the boss... WHY WON'T PHIL SHUT UP? He's like "OH IT'S THIS, I KNEW IT, WE SAW IT" like BRO shut up and just enjoy the moment. Would be god awful sitting next to him when watching a movie.

    • @surrenderfleet
      @surrenderfleet 3 месяца назад

      This comment laughing at his dumb ass has more likes on it than Mr 210k subscriber professional youtubber

  • @SirMarvin_
    @SirMarvin_ 3 месяца назад +228

    Can't believe the dropped inputs from Street Fighter 6 transferred into Elden Ring

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 3 месяца назад +16

      His roll is delayed, he timed it perfectly but it's coming out too late!

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 3 месяца назад +3

      The connection is too good! You know that causes lag stop being an incel!

    • @hughjanus69420d
      @hughjanus69420d 3 месяца назад +2

      Absolutely disgusting how could from soft do this /s

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 месяца назад +4

      There's nothing he could do! Those enemies are total scrubs with laggy connections!

    • @hughjanus69420d
      @hughjanus69420d 3 месяца назад

      You know from software added single play lag so he would spend an hour on the poo god dood! Of course fraud software added 15 frame input delay so he would die easier dood! Its so gahbajjhe DoOd!

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 3 месяца назад +213

    big ups dancing lion

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 3 месяца назад +149

    Is he SERIOUSLY complaining about having to explore the map in elden ring???
    Why didnt he compain about having to find upgrade materials in the main game?

    • @DylanZ1201
      @DylanZ1201 3 месяца назад +35

      Cause he wants to rush through it, and beat it as fast as possible. Doesn’t want to spend 30+ hours exploring. He hates ER 😂

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 месяца назад +5

      He made the same complaints about that last Zelda game as well, about having to explore to find things. It's almost like he doesn't genuinely enjoy games or something.

    • @smithynoir9980
      @smithynoir9980 2 месяца назад

      Yep, he's the sort that wants everything hand fed and babied for him "Here comes a million runes on an airplane, open up!" is how the game would speak to him if it were how he wanted.

    • @HandFromCoffin
      @HandFromCoffin 7 дней назад

      Has to do shit in a game to level up.. shocker.

  • @moment-of-glory
    @moment-of-glory 3 месяца назад +385

    Piggy got too used to spamming magic, when it doesn't work anymore = game sucks

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 3 месяца назад +25

      Deja vu, we've been in this place before.
      DaS2 ''dick lightning'' anyone?

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo 3 месяца назад +5

      "This game is literally unbeatable" *laughs in +25 keenstars and blood step*

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ELpeaceonearth I just got the dryleaf arts and put bloodstep on it and yeah my job is to get in close and zip about whole my mates blast magic and I get in-between them and the bosses

    • @Vereid
      @Vereid 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ELpeaceonearthsame, I beat him with magic. This guy is just bad lol.

    • @tomaszguzik9018
      @tomaszguzik9018 3 месяца назад +4

      How funny that Asmongold also rage quit because his meme jump attack build was also struggling since the bosses no longer stagger. He got a lot further in than DSP though tbf

  • @scorpion6328
    @scorpion6328 3 месяца назад +420

    DSP proving why he’s the ultimate lolcow once again…

    • @DistinctionDino
      @DistinctionDino 3 месяца назад +11

      How is he able to make a living on this every time I see a clip of him his donations are at $0? Like is he actually making any money?

    • @ulysses988
      @ulysses988 3 месяца назад +15

      @@DistinctionDinohis boyfriend comes in at the last hour and donates 100

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +8

      @@DistinctionDino he made over 200 dollars total during his 2 streams. I know you'd actually have to watch Phil raw to know that but still

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 3 месяца назад +8

      Until you remember Chris Chan exists…

    • @trik6979
      @trik6979 3 месяца назад +8

      LTG is worse, he would CHEAT and still lose and rage quit

  • @pentagramparsons
    @pentagramparsons 3 месяца назад +142

    "I have to actually PLAY THE GAME?! From Software you pos"

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 3 месяца назад +318

    "Yeah it's gonna be the dancing... lion thing." Whoops, almost called it by it's actual name despite totally not having looked this up. Usual lies and guide reading, and being all smug "I knew it was gonna be a lion!"

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 3 месяца назад +8

      I don't understand why he still goes into games blind it doesn't make sense expecting his chat to be able to walk him through the game he doesn't know, it's purely ego he thinks he is better for being worse at the game it's just a toxic way to come at a game, I already know how to beat the game without playing it because I'm a top player meanwhile every one else buys the walkthrough magazine with the game

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 3 месяца назад +9

      I think he just gets off on telling his dents obviously feeble lies and them still swallowing it hook, line an sinker.

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@Jason0binladen the point of the comment is that he doesnt goes to games blind, he even knew the boss was a dancing lion, how did he know that? Clearly he has seen gameplay or guides already, and then acts smug af saying like "see? I told you it was a lion i was right!"

    • @GentlemanMudkip
      @GentlemanMudkip 3 месяца назад +4

      @@butteredtoast3032 I mean to regards to the name thing, if you did watch the shadow trailers, you would have seen the lion dancer boss. Most people would be able to tell what it was

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 месяца назад +5

      @@GentlemanMudkip he literally knew the name of the boss, anyone could see its some kind of monster, but a dancing lion? Come on now

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal 3 месяца назад +230

    This dent actually said the boss isn’t outplaying him like he’s playing ranked street fighter.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 3 месяца назад +24

      Also claimed it's doing safe moves, and how it's got patterns. I mean, duh? That's how bosses generally work.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 3 месяца назад +8

      Yes lol. He also said that his attacks are whiffing.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 месяца назад +20

      He literally calls the Lion’s attack a flash kick like he is fighting Guile. Like everything is Street Fighter to this guy lol

    • @ohnoitsskylar
      @ohnoitsskylar 3 месяца назад +12

      I laughed so hard at that. his mind is completely gone

    • @eringovender2438
      @eringovender2438 3 месяца назад +12

      Clearly this boss is spamming jab which beats everything online, I swear this wouldn't work in real life

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 3 месяца назад +404

    I love when he says "They fucked it up" to things that everyone is enjoying except him, he'll be in a better mood once someone sends him the new cheese build

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 3 месяца назад +31

      I believe the devs said they made the game harder to prevent cheese. The only way to sorta cheese is by doing the perfect parry method but even then, that takes timing and skill. Phil just spams buttons and gets mad when his character doesn’t do all things at once

    • @lorencalfe6446
      @lorencalfe6446 3 месяца назад +10

      theres a legit way, its called grinding runes. Philly cheese head here is too lazy to grind runes. Its painful to watch his playthrough. Zero exploration, will probably rq b4 finding any of the new weapons.

    • @DeimionWolf
      @DeimionWolf 3 месяца назад +1

      mmm , delicious cheese ; devour, ack ack ack

    • @Bucketmanhead
      @Bucketmanhead 3 месяца назад +2

      Or money.

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 3 месяца назад +6

      Then he'll complain that he shouldn't have had to taken the time to explore to find new items to survive better...

  • @papayer
    @papayer 3 месяца назад +169

    How is he getting killed in this horribly designed game? He's doing nothing wrong, he's doing everything correct. Like when he rolls into a wall and then the camera closes in because it has nowhere to go. That was 100% dropped inputs, there was nothing he could do.

    • @matheusst.3655
      @matheusst.3655 3 месяца назад +9

      Doooooood 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreymanier0
      @jeffreymanier0 3 месяца назад +6

      This got a good laugh out of me thank you lmaoo

    • @bine35
      @bine35 3 месяца назад +8

      i don't even play this game and i thought didnt u just position wrong i cant stand ppl like this its never their fault and it's impossible to improve cuz they play flawless

    • @galientl4723
      @galientl4723 3 месяца назад +2

      @@bine35to be fair this boss in particular is really badly designed in regards to spacing and and the camera. DSP isn’t any less terrible though.

    • @malikelliott8652
      @malikelliott8652 3 месяца назад

      They want you to lock on and lock off when you need to and literally run out of the way and then dodge when locked off. Lock on when you actually have to aim at the enemy. But even then. You would still have to cheese the boss.

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 3 месяца назад +179

    this was a true disaster stream! it sat at $5 for so long. he begged and begged and finally got just $35. running from challenge doesn't pay

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 месяца назад +19

      Sadly he got like 200 bucks on the first stream, hopefully he doesn't stay moneybuffed

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 3 месяца назад +16

      He was begging hard tonight because most of the tips from the 1st stream were from one dent. I don’t see this game cracking 100 bucks in tomorrow’s stream. Specially since he’s doing star dew valley at night. There’s 1 dent who drops a big tip

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt 3 месяца назад +11

      And he'll blame the game for the low support. "Fromsoft fucked up the DLC. People don't like it, it's not popular, it's why no one is showing up to the stream and supporting it."and he'll drop it, like he does with every other game.

    • @cool-lemon
      @cool-lemon 3 месяца назад +4

      @@PenguinWithInternetAccess Don't worry about it, was definitely set up way in advance. He seemed very calm going into the DLC despite the low support streams previously. Give it a few more streams, the dents will be broke (again) and Phil will be back to $15 streams and threatening to wage quit.

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys 3 месяца назад +1

      @@stkjuice star dew valley is his most boring stream by far but it gets whaled out. I don’t get it.

  • @Garudyne
    @Garudyne 3 месяца назад +171

    "All I wanted was a lot of legacy dungeon stuff, maybe some cool big Boss fights"
    Goes right to exactly that, fights exactly that, does nothing but bitches and whines. What a wild and robust individual.

    • @uselesswasteofhumanflesh
      @uselesswasteofhumanflesh 3 месяца назад

      He can't use a cheese strategy that carried him through the base game so therefore it's a bad dlc, nothing he can do dood

    • @erikbritz8095
      @erikbritz8095 3 месяца назад +4

      Im playing my first ever playthrough of base elden ring and its my first Souls like game now yes there is issues like hitbox issues or input issues and the camera but even tho i yell bout it mid fight i never keep it against the game cauae its not so big that it breaks the game so when i inevitably do beat the Bosses i just move on, i only hate it when Rng is bad and i get hit with some bs or sometimes i get hit when it should not have counted or i hit the enemy but no damage is registered but meh i grew up with worse BS in games so its not that rough to work around with time. 🫡

  • @throwable
    @throwable 3 месяца назад +82

    he’s 100% gonna come back tomorrow and magically know exactly how to defend everything. guidesydephil

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 3 месяца назад +6

      And he will do a whole fake speech about how he "figured it out" lol

    • @SSJGaelY0
      @SSJGaelY0 3 месяца назад +8

      he can have an entire guide beamed straight into his brain and he still wouldnt be able to click the buttons fast enough

  • @Exage304
    @Exage304 3 месяца назад +174

    Philbert really expected to just cheese through all the bosses in a day... LOL

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 3 месяца назад +30

      He wanted to prove all trolls wrong that he’s an actual pro gamer dood!!

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 3 месяца назад +34

      Yes. He replayed the game with a magic build for a reason - to cheese through everything and also the DLC, but now all bosses are skill checking him and he hates it. He did the same shit in DS2 where he spammed lightning on everything, reached the Looking Glass Knight boss (whose shield reflects lightning attacks), got skill checked there so hard he was fuming at how suddenly the game became harder.

    • @fast0025ify
      @fast0025ify 3 месяца назад +5

      He really expected to just steamroll through this DLC with little to no effort. And just watch the tips flow in! But I guess FormSoftware had other plans! I love it! 😂😂

    • @n0ta_cat797
      @n0ta_cat797 Месяц назад

      ​@@stkjuice if dsp is a pro gamer than the sun isn't yellow

  • @shadowbreadd9505
    @shadowbreadd9505 3 месяца назад +60

    "they want you to explore the map and find upgrades before you beat the bosses" um... yeah.

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu 3 месяца назад +13

      It's almost like you gotta play the game

    • @gobgonson8053
      @gobgonson8053 3 месяца назад +9

      why are they making me explore the open world in this open world game about exploring an open world

  • @Reignning
    @Reignning 3 месяца назад +36

    he can never do a simple attack. its always gotta be his weapon art. also his reaction time is so bad lmao. also he said that the Lion Dancer wasnt "outplaying" him.

  • @Gotham_Outlaw
    @Gotham_Outlaw 3 месяца назад +90

    They made this boss specifically for Phil. He avoids magic spam and he even uses Phil lightning cheese. That's beautiful

  • @thefoundingwaifu
    @thefoundingwaifu 3 месяца назад +76

    How do you make these so fast bro 😭😭😭😭😭 that intro alone is a freaking work of art! Big ups Memology! Keep making that bacon out of DSP! 🥩🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 3 месяца назад +58

    Lmfao the biggest game of the year got him 30 bucks lmaooo

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +12

      35* cmon dood he had a great night. Don't forget superchats, even if they don't count towards the tip goal 👍

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 3 месяца назад +5

      @@666slateran666 greed is massively strong, but support was weak

  • @slullabys
    @slullabys 3 месяца назад +67

    When he said the boss didn’t outplay him I couldn’t believe my ears.

    • @sixonepm
      @sixonepm 3 месяца назад +4

      Dood thought this is SF6

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 месяца назад +5

      He called the Lion’s attacks flash kicks like he is fighting Guile. Bro is fucking dented

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 месяца назад +2

      Well, he's not wrong. The boss was just making lucky guesses with pattern play due to dropped inputs because of rollback netcode.

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 3 месяца назад +56

    Just wait until he comes across another boss later on
    Dual wielder incredibly aggressive and seems resistant to magic Porky gonna get roasted(I did too lmao)

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 3 месяца назад +2

      I'll be honest, I summon the mimic on her. I swear once she enters second phase she takes no damage.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lefteron6804She seems more vulnerable to faith damage. My slashes did barely anything but the ash of war on the sword I was messing around with actually did a decent amount. I'm dex/faith so I haven't tested it personally but people are telling she's highly magic resistant and I believe it alot of casters are.
      Honestly even as very experienced souls player I'm getting folded pretty hard unoptimized build aside. The salt from Phil's playthrough is going to be insane.

    • @itshololive
      @itshololive 3 месяца назад +1

      her twinswords are so dope

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 3 месяца назад

      @@itshololive Yeah they remind me of the dancer from DS3. I definitely want to try them out after I beat her.

    • @DylanZ1201
      @DylanZ1201 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lefteron6804Nothing to be ashamed of, pretty much everyone uses mimic 😂

  • @Tuck752
    @Tuck752 3 месяца назад +28

    Phil nobody pronounces Archipelago that way. Let your ego go for a SECOND it’s not that big of a deal.

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 3 месяца назад

      Dhalseeeeeem gamplay?

  • @HaeravonFAQs
    @HaeravonFAQs 3 месяца назад +42

    They want you to level up in an RPG? Unprecedented! Bad game design!

    • @conrradotorres4653
      @conrradotorres4653 3 месяца назад

      Leveling up doesn't work. You have to find these tree scrap items that can reduce damage.

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 3 месяца назад +2

      And they want you to explore an open world game? unprecedented! Bad game design! Lol

    • @smithynoir9980
      @smithynoir9980 2 месяца назад +1

      @@conrradotorres4653 They are the DLC's levels, essentially. Think of each Scadutree Blessing as a tiered scaling system. They are intended to be a mechanic to ensure that over-levelled players relying on cheese aren't able to rush through the new content. It's a good design for an expansion in which players are going to be all sorts of varied levels coming from the base-game.

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 3 месяца назад +146

    I guess DLC must stand for Dents Lack of Contributions

  • @madphantompixels6478
    @madphantompixels6478 3 месяца назад +23

    Nao guise here's the deal. As you know I don't like fun, so I don't want to play the game just "support" me hint hint, sound good? Worthless humans ack ack ack /snort.

  • @strider_1651
    @strider_1651 3 месяца назад +103

    Stands next to wall to cheese the boss. Complains about no camera angle and no escape path

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 месяца назад +1

      Also locked on the whole fight.

  • @danbrandt2207
    @danbrandt2207 3 месяца назад +129

    I'm just waiting for DSP to claim the dancing lion is a detractor.

    • @samantha_t99
      @samantha_t99 3 месяца назад +8

      Ludwig v2

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 месяца назад +2

      if he's this pissed about the lion, i think he's gonna lose his mind on the next boss LMAO

    • @shiroamakusa8075
      @shiroamakusa8075 3 месяца назад +3

      @@PenguinWithInternetAccess His dents will tell him that you can skip Rellana and he'll be all "hey look, I totally legit found this path that leads around Castle Ensis, wow, I don't have to fight this boss? I'm totally surprised, dood!"

  • @TheLaurelCrown
    @TheLaurelCrown 3 месяца назад +123

    "Is it going to be the Dancing Lion boss? It has to be the Dancing Lion. We saw the head in the tower before. Yes, it could be the Dancing Lion"
    WE FUCKING GET IT!!! Jesus Christ on a unicycle, he treats his viewers like they're watching an episode of Blues' Clues.

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan 3 месяца назад +12

      I mean, considering how some of his fans are...

    • @TrueBlunty
      @TrueBlunty 3 месяца назад +9

      his fans are not caller "dent" because they are smart 😂

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 месяца назад +10

      I was thinking the same thing 😂 like jesus christ dude i get it, you've seen gameplay before and are trying to act smug, you dont need to repeat it over and over expecting validation

    • @FreddyChoppins
      @FreddyChoppins 3 месяца назад +9

      I was just about to comment how often he repeats himself and you're totally right, it's the kind of thing you'd see on Blue Clue's or other kid's shows. He does it CONSTANTLY.

    • @smithynoir9980
      @smithynoir9980 2 месяца назад

      Some people are so inept the tiniest, most obvious things seem like an achievement to them. Technically an adult, mental capability of children.

  • @oAPXo
    @oAPXo 3 месяца назад +43

    "They made it so you have to collect stuff to win."
    ...So like every single fucking game ever created then?

    • @PolyesterKyle
      @PolyesterKyle 3 месяца назад +10

      it'd be pretty funny to see dave's ideal game, does he even want to press buttons? or should the game just interpret that he wants to win then the boss just keels over and fucking dies followed by an absolute tidal wave of loot and experience along with the message "you are a true pro gamer, the trolls have been owned"

  • @JJennerUK
    @JJennerUK 3 месяца назад +21

    'I need to waste my time exploring' I thought Dave loved walking sims? Must be the low tip debuff

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 3 месяца назад +4

      Walking Sims/Cutscene Simulators are his favorite games. Easy and no challenge

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  3 месяца назад +150

    WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

    • @Soulmakerc
      @Soulmakerc 3 месяца назад +12

      Salt with my steak 🥩

    • @campersparadise12
      @campersparadise12 3 месяца назад +12

      This DLC was a gift from Miyazaki to all the rage enjoyers.

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +1

      EAT IT!!! 🥄 💩 🌈

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 3 месяца назад +4

      Gout Lord Saga coming in nicely d00t

    • @NekkoTheOdd
      @NekkoTheOdd 3 месяца назад +1

      i was a bit worried with the first stream but the salt is BACK. wonder if he rage quits it.

  • @LiquidFenix007
    @LiquidFenix007 3 месяца назад +29

    The dancing lion, in all honesty, was pretty challenging ngl. But he didn't even explore the map. So, no shadow realm blessings

  • @MXXKRXX
    @MXXKRXX 3 месяца назад +73

    "i not fan this" - jayde rasmussen

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +19

      Actual regard hours

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 3 месяца назад +15

      He isn't feeling ucey about this one.

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 3 месяца назад +6

      Jade no like Phil angry game….. Jade had actually told Phil that when he’s being toxic on games, they do not like it. Is Jade a girl btw?

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 3 месяца назад

      ​@@stkjuicetranny

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 месяца назад +3

      Of course not because it’s not a game made for regards like him lol

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 3 месяца назад +218

    he ran away from the dancing lion, a dragon and a death knight. he only managed to beat a measly miniboss that died in like 8 hits

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 месяца назад +10

      No way he gets past Rennala

    • @JoNNyCLOUD171
      @JoNNyCLOUD171 3 месяца назад

      Spoilers bro ffs.
      Also he cheesed a pretty tough enemy he called "Wolverine". He was singing in this tarded way what he knows everyone waa thinking like it didn't bother him (btw those that do that do care).
      Then when he got his rear pushed in by the giant stanny stabby guys he got cocky and still died. "Oh so it's like that alright then" then got absolutely crushed thinking he would own them.
      The guy is a full time fraud. The sooner the gout takes him irl the better for mankind for real.

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 3 месяца назад +2

      Pigroach always just coasting

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 3 месяца назад +4

      @@JoeyCentral
      "I can't stand still and mash dark moon gs / l1 spells doooood they fucked it up !"

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JoeyCentral yea I say he rage quits at rellana

  • @MedighJuh
    @MedighJuh 3 месяца назад +16

    He's painfully bad at fromsoft games when he can't brute force his way. He takes 30 tries before he even bothers trying something different. Excuse after excuse. The next few weeks are gonna be some great content.
    5:40 classic example. Magic build. Right up in there,

  • @8harts
    @8harts 3 месяца назад +19

    "i did a second run to grind for this dlc, what was the point of that grinding then?" gee phil i dont know, especially since fromsoft literally said grinding outside the dlc is pointless when they talked about the scadutree shards

    • @asianapollo002
      @asianapollo002 3 месяца назад +2

      On the lowest of keys I wanna see someone take a level 1 character to the dlc and fight stuff using only the blessings idfk I say this like using a mod or something

    • @8harts
      @8harts 3 месяца назад

      @@asianapollo002 this is actually a really cool idea give it like 5 months and someone will probably do this 😭

    • @KripticHCS
      @KripticHCS 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@8hartsongbal already beat every dlc boss rune level 1 no blessings without getting hit

  • @theMaster...
    @theMaster... 3 месяца назад +24

    As always, once the money from the Dents dries up, Dave's true colours shine through. He doesn't like videogames, his 'business' is all about scamming viewers every stream so he can go gambling at night...

  • @Bucketmanhead
    @Bucketmanhead 3 месяца назад +27

    They want me to actually play the game. I don’t want to do that. They fucked it up.
    - DSP

  • @BattleBro77
    @BattleBro77 3 месяца назад +19

    Lol I love how he just starts frantically panic rolling every single attack. He never remains calm and times it properly. When he manages to dodge, it is pure luck.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 месяца назад +4

      Then complains when he has no stamina

    • @Coeford
      @Coeford 3 месяца назад +1

      Seriously😂 I swear sometimes it seems like his roll button is stuck down. I mean I’m hot garbage at the game and I still time my rolls better than that. Bro isn’t even trying.

  • @Darthmufin
    @Darthmufin 3 месяца назад +19

    Imagine the devs wanting you to explore the DLC instead of B lining to bosses and then collect your wellfare tips and leave

  • @LanceLanceRomance
    @LanceLanceRomance 3 месяца назад +14

    He's so insufferable 😂

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 3 месяца назад +14

    On a side note, I absolutely love the design of that boss and how it takes inspiration from the Lion Dance; even its movements incorporate it. And the music? Incredible.

  • @B0sTonCeltics20534
    @B0sTonCeltics20534 3 месяца назад +21

    he's mad he can't cheese anything

  • @ConclusionGaming
    @ConclusionGaming 3 месяца назад +68

    He is going to be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that the Scadutree Blessings doesnt change as much as he thinks. I was able to defeat the Lion with just one upgrade. I hope nobody that watches him actually believes that FromSoft is 'FORCING' people to 'explore' the open world to progress. It is simply a skill issue.

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +9

      Even then, exploring is half the appeal of elden ring lol

    • @snakepiissken5889
      @snakepiissken5889 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah i had about maybe 3 or so at the time but I'm level 125 with a 60 str/vigor +24 heavy flamberge(flame strike). he's just fuckin bad.

    • @ferrentepistach8657
      @ferrentepistach8657 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@snakepiissken5889do you know what level people are stopping? I'm 125 and have a ton of runes but am worried if I level up I'll be op or unable to coop

    • @ConclusionGaming
      @ConclusionGaming 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ferrentepistach8657 I’m 166 and I don’t feel TOO OP. I’ve seen others playing at 200. I wouldn’t sweat it all that much, you’ll definitely find people for PvP or coop with up to like 225

    • @afroahmed3989
      @afroahmed3989 3 месяца назад +3

      In all souls games it's well known that exploration is your ultimate Alley, if you refuse to explore like Asmon gold or this loser in the video, you might finish the game , but it will cost you dearly

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 3 месяца назад +48

    Clearly underleveled.
    "I'm gonna get my ass whooped by the same boss for 5 hours and ragequit".

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 3 месяца назад +6

      Ludwig time.

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 3 месяца назад +6

      He had trouble in Old Hunter's while being over leveled. So you think if he was 50lv higher he would do better?

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 месяца назад +7

      He's not underleveled, everything in the dlc kills in 2 or 3 hits, he is just trash

    • @TLPWRlifter
      @TLPWRlifter 2 месяца назад

      ​@@butteredtoast3032
      No he's definitely underleveled. The problem isn't how many hits he's dying in the problem is how much damage he's doing to the boss.

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang Месяц назад

      Underleveled in a more uncomventional way, but yes. You're meant to do what Einstein did eventually, and explore to find those fragments because they make you a lot stronger. You just do it without bitching and moaning every step of the way lol

  • @666slateran666
    @666slateran666 3 месяца назад +41

    I am sniffing out a early wage quit. Only 35 dollars by the end of the night. Not even that many superchats. Phil must have been grumpy that he wont be pulling Hogans tonight 🤔

  • @boatknight2246
    @boatknight2246 3 месяца назад +18

    I bet his replay of the game was to overlevel and breeze through the DLC. It's nice that his plan failed lol

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 месяца назад +1

      He grabbed a build that he thought he could use to cheese his way through.

  • @SR1M3
    @SR1M3 3 месяца назад +13

    18:52 No DSP, they are actually making you play the game. Not face roll your way through it.

  • @Jesse_E5150
    @Jesse_E5150 3 месяца назад +61

    Low tips makes piggy very tahxic 😡

  • @popepisspot1675
    @popepisspot1675 3 месяца назад +11

    ''I can't win until i collect shit'' Isn't that how every game is made ? If you are not good enough to beat the boss or the challenge in general guess what , you can do side stuff to make your character stronger. Like that's gaming 101.

  • @OGGI_ZOMBIE
    @OGGI_ZOMBIE 3 месяца назад +33

    Some good DSPisms today:
    "Boss after my own heart." What the hell is dick lightning?
    "Immune to a magical Hail Mary." Aka Cheese
    "I've hit the wall. (10 seconds later). It's not wow I've hit a wall and it's to hard but they expect me to grind in the open world." Pathological lying, he doesn't even know he contradicts himself anymore.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 3 месяца назад +9

      Dick Lightning was this dumb meme he created while cheesing Dark Souls 2 with the Lightning Spear miracle back when it was OP. Of course, in true DSP fashion, he berated against From Software when it got nerfed for the DLCs

    • @OGGI_ZOMBIE
      @OGGI_ZOMBIE 3 месяца назад

      @@TheLaurelCrown okay, to me it sounds like something that requires penicillin. Grandpa always said "Stay away from girls that give your dick lightning."

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TheLaurelCrownlightening spear seemed pretty tame in DS3 though

    • @alexandergregoire2573
      @alexandergregoire2573 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@TheLaurelCrown Remember how that playthrough was all sunshine and rainbows until he reached the mirror knight, a boss that was immune to the lightning. He raged pretty hard against that boss because he didn't hone his skills at all. He had the nerve to call that boss's moves cheap despite cheesing the whole game

    • @OGGI_ZOMBIE
      @OGGI_ZOMBIE 3 месяца назад

      @@alexandergregoire2573 He's raged at so many souls games they have kinda merged in my memory. Especially DS2, he's redone that one a ton. Personal favorite, Ludwig.

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 3 месяца назад +14

    He's mad because his "OP" build isn't carrying him through lol

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 3 месяца назад +55

    As always when he gets no money he just starts complaining about everything. A dent needs to hurry up and figure out the build so pigroach can cheese his way through it like he does with all souls games but then claims he’s really good at the game. When he can’t cheese we see his real skill level

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 месяца назад

      I swear that you can see Phil start to tweak out when he realises that he won't be able to pull any Hogan jpgs tonight.

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 3 месяца назад +22

    I think the holiday special Phil made where the troll says "It's almost as if he plays games...*silent pause longer than it needed to be*...to have fun?" would be a great clip addition to these when Phil says stupid shit like "Why did I play this game a second time?".

  • @rainman414
    @rainman414 3 месяца назад +14

    Lion dancer world order 🦁

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor 3 месяца назад +12

    Dancing Lion…. Lions eat meat… meat comes in steaks…….
    Oh no.

  • @Trollthem
    @Trollthem 3 месяца назад +18

    Miyazaki said that they couldn't make the bosses more difficult in this DLC.
    I directly knew the old fart would struggle on them

  • @cool-lemon
    @cool-lemon 3 месяца назад +6

    This is what happens when you don't bother learning how to play the game and instead go for a cheese build.

  • @H3FTYTOA5T
    @H3FTYTOA5T 3 месяца назад +12

    "I dont use guides" has admitted to using guides on several different occasions.
    "I'm probably gonna get my butt whooped not knowing what this is" welcome to games Phil...🙄 that's how they usually work, especially FS games.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 3 месяца назад +1

      If it isn't the guides he finds, it's his audience that he makes tell him how to beat everything without figuring it out.

    • @erikbritz8095
      @erikbritz8095 3 месяца назад

      First off this guy sucks at the game but i dislike how some of you guys cry about people looking up guides when ALL STREAMERS ASK THEIR CHAT WHERE STUFF IS, THAT IN SHORT IS OTHERS GUIDING THEM lol. Best part is those guys never get cooked for asking people bout these things live yet everybody else gets cooked. I got bored in the base game for not finding more Bosses to fight so i looked up guides on where they are not weaoons armour etc. Just bosses to beat them or die to them and practice fighting better i feel yall need to stop the hypocrisy.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 3 месяца назад +10

    5:39 actively rolls into corner and complains about the camera

    • @erikbritz8095
      @erikbritz8095 3 месяца назад

      Souls like Noob here this happened to me today but cause im on pc...i was retreating back and to the right while using a flask then the pots around the putrid avatar got me stuck thing is on keyboard the keys are two keys you need to press at the same time to jump and bam i died, that's not the games fault but i happens when you are already using two hands to run+flask and then need to jump 😂 here is the keys i needed to hit in order to do all that... SD+SHIFT KEY(lefthand)+R+F+SPACEBAR(Right hand)+Mouse for camera movement. So yeah i think i was justified in yelling for dying to something so stupid 😂

  • @reinhardtc.p
    @reinhardtc.p 3 месяца назад +11

    Fought him yesterday with a bleed build, and killed in my 4rth attempt. Rellana on the other hand... Five hours. If he's having trouble with the first boss, he's going to quit at the knightess of the twin moons.

  • @campersparadise12
    @campersparadise12 3 месяца назад +15

    I told you guys! This is gonna be the best modern TIHYDP.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 3 месяца назад +34

    Also, the difference in pronunciation for 'Archipelago' is simply that British folk say 'Ah' instead of 'Ar', which is obvious.
    Of course they're both 'correct'. THEY'RE THE SAME WORD, FUCKING REGARD.

    • @korilayam2147
      @korilayam2147 3 месяца назад +16

      how can you say that??? phil is the one with the business degree dood, ahbviously he knows linguistics. did you know he worked at a helicopter company?

    • @dirkstrickland4494
      @dirkstrickland4494 3 месяца назад +20

      I love it when he says completely useless, half-correct things with the confidence and smugness of an 8yo. He really, really wants to feel smart.

    • @dulcevillagran
      @dulcevillagran 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dirkstrickland4494He's like the kid you don't invite to a birthday party for being insufferable and instead of changing attitude they double down saying "the party sucked, I didn't go because I knew the food was gonna suck, bla bla bla". You deserve to be sitting alone in the corner with no friends Phillipos. Such an obnoxious humoncoulous.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 месяца назад

      ​@@dirkstrickland4494he hates when his intelligence gets called into question. I suspect that it stems from being made valedictorian in high school, so he constantly thinks that he's one of the most intelligent people at all times.
      Realistically, how smart could someone be if they haven't had to learn anything other than video games for the past 15 years? He doesn't even know how to edit videos.

  • @Boris945471
    @Boris945471 3 месяца назад +9

    Memeology - your doing God's work...
    I love the fact his detractor clip channels put more effort and passion into videos then he does...

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 3 месяца назад

      the irony is that phil calls himself a 'content curator' when it's the detractors making all his mind-numbing 99% boring slop actually watchable

  • @Kaahthulu
    @Kaahthulu 3 месяца назад +12

    Bro there’s no way he expected a 40 hr dlc to just be linear asf, Elden ring was all about exploration and why wouldn’t the dlc be the same, the fact he said, “they don’t even tell you where the items are at” bro wtf is the point of you getting the dlc

  • @AgeofAlpharius
    @AgeofAlpharius 3 месяца назад +12

    "Wait, they can fight back and dahdge my attacks?.. That's stupid" - Phillip

  • @NosFideles
    @NosFideles 3 месяца назад +8

    Thank you Miyazaki 🙏

    • @campersparadise12
      @campersparadise12 3 месяца назад +6

      Miyazaki definitely watches the streamers play his games.

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 3 месяца назад +5

    "The boss isn't even hard, it just kills you in two hits."
    I played very little of Elden Ring but in my understanding of it that means you aren't strong enough to fight it and need to explore somewhere else to level up unless you're a hard-core Dark Souls player who likes grinding.
    And he just now says "they expect you to go around and collect sht" like yeah? That's what Elden Ring was like? I haven't played the DLC but...what.

  • @epatollecrm
    @epatollecrm 3 месяца назад +6

    Dude just doesn't enjoy games. It's valid to say that exploring to find the upgrades isn't fun FOR HIM, but claiming that it's bad and that "they fucked it up" in some objective sense is just dumb.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 3 месяца назад

      It makes you dumb though if you claim to be a fan of this franchise, when grinding to get stronger has always been a thing. He needs to stick to games that don't really expect anything from him.

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 3 месяца назад +6

    Looks like his magic spam build has finally met it's end. F**k trying to learn its move set just spam spam spam that Moonlight Greatsword.

  • @mattze9536
    @mattze9536 3 месяца назад +5

    He is the worst gamer on the planet

  • @FKATorp
    @FKATorp 3 месяца назад +7

    If he's struggling with the Lion we're in for a good time with this DLC
    Then again he'll probably look up all the Scadutree Fragments and get overlevelled for the harder bosses

    • @ПенПен-я9ь
      @ПенПен-я9ь 2 месяца назад

      how can you get overleveled in DLC(even in lategame) with cap system existing?
      60 vigor is 1900 hp, 99 is 2100
      damage scaling pretty much stops too (highes hardcap is for magic - 80 intelligence
      and your weapons/spells doesn't scale from every stat
      It's like the only thing you can get despite the small advantages is variety of buffs, but he doesn't even use them, does he?

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 3 месяца назад +8

    This is the same thing that happened for dark souls 2. He cheesed the game with 'dick lightning' cause you have absurd amounts of magic, and the lightning spell was busted. But they sky rocketed the bosses magic resist in the dlc or something and made magic builds substantially harder to use. Alongside it generally being harder he flipped the hell out about it and said they ruined it, despite the vast majority of the fanbase complaining that magic builds were so good it made the game too easy.

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 3 месяца назад

      Beat part is that they SYMOTAINIOUSLY nerfed his beloved dick lighting so that fucked him completely. Thank you fromsoft

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 месяца назад +2

      well obviously if everyone is saying the game is too easy with magic, and phil is saying they fucked it up, one can come to the logical conclusion that phil is correct and everyone else are morahns. he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme 3 месяца назад +5

    I love it when he continues to have his ass handed to him and he can’t survive more than 8 seconds, yet he’s sure he’s some kind of authority in analyzing what the boss is doing. It’s literally like, “What’s going on in front of your eye’s doesn’t matter dents, I’m clearly an elite gamer dood. SNORT”

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 3 месяца назад +8

    Phil just wants to not think, he wants to be guided to the best items for the best build and then go and try a boss and beat him in 10-20 tries and tell chat he learned the boss pattern or something. He hates to explore or think for himself because if he would play just of what he thinks everyone would realise how truly stupid he is.

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 3 месяца назад +9

    I saw this coming. The dlc is SOOOO vertically layered. Yes, it seems hard to maneuver at first. But it makes sense when you start doing the “legacy dungeons”

  • @Fellow.Tractor
    @Fellow.Tractor 3 месяца назад +10

    You've got two mistakes, it's "his" and "🧀 build".
    We all know he "stole" the most OP build he could find, like he always does so he doesn't look like the inept man-child he is.

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 3 месяца назад +2

      Best part is its not even op, people just hate on magic. But that makes it better because u can tell Phill THOUGHT it was gonna be a cheese build so he made it without hesitation

  • @shiroamakusa8075
    @shiroamakusa8075 3 месяца назад +7

    Porky Burnell complains about the combo extensions bosses have...y'know, if you keep standing right in front of them and in their range they gonna' do that. You have to position and space yourself better to avoid those. The very first major boss in this game, Margitt, demonstrates this. Pretty much every subsequent boss does it in some way. Heck, some regular mobs do it. But if he had this sort of learning capability he wouldn't have racked up over a thousand deaths on his playthroughs combined.

  • @Nate-lp2cu
    @Nate-lp2cu 3 месяца назад +5

    remember when he first met the tree sentinel in the base game and fought him for like 3 hours and his chat was telling him to leave and come back, and then he said anyone who runs from bosses is a pussy and that you need to overcome the challenge. pretty funny seeing him run from this boss.
    i think this dlc is going to filter him. the scadutree shards aren't going to fix his skill issue.

  • @bleung2274
    @bleung2274 3 месяца назад +4

    "They actually want me to waste my time going around playing the game for HOURS. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, BUT I BOUGHT THE DLC! THAT'S INCREDIBLY STUPID! YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE ME GRIND, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" - Remember that this is the same idiot who claims that what sets him apart is that he plays a game fully, that everyone else has no attention span, that everyone else just wants the rewards immediately and doesn't want to put in any work for it. Yet here we are bitching about how he has to actually play through the game.
    Remember that no one forced him to buy this DLC. He could have easily chosen to wait a week, see how the gameplay was, then buy it. Oh but of course if you told him that he would tell you "BUT THEN NO ONE WILL WATCH AND SUPPORT YOU STOOPIIDDD". And at the same time, when people were telling him it was going to release on his day off, he was telling people that it didn't matter and he wouldn't play it because he doesn't care about day one views. DSP, so obsessed with needing to be "right" that he's willing to prove himself wrong every time.

  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs 3 месяца назад +5

    He is 100% wrong about the blessings they are there SPECIFICALLY so you can not steamroll the DLC with overleveled builds to ENCOURAGE you to explore just like the main game to get stronger organically.

  • @BagKingBrian
    @BagKingBrian 3 месяца назад +6

    DSP getting thrashed by Elden Ring? We are so back baby!

  • @emriesq3096
    @emriesq3096 3 месяца назад +10

    The fact that he locks on to the bosses. No wonder his camera is going insane.

    • @ПенПен-я9ь
      @ПенПен-я9ь 2 месяца назад

      how does a mage suppose to hit anything without locking a camera?
      shitty lock of camera in DS was never a good thing
      i do believe almost no1 liked it since DS1 (especially DS1 PTDE, where you had to download two camera fixes)

    • @freddiefackelmayer5267
      @freddiefackelmayer5267 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ПенПен-я9ьunlock the camera until you're ready to use a spell. You turn it on and off when appropriate

    • @ПенПен-я9ь
      @ПенПен-я9ь 2 месяца назад

      @@freddiefackelmayer5267 yeah, that's possible, but that's uncomfortable
      As an experienced melee pleayer you mostly don't need to lock the camera, at least against big enemies, which fuck it up.
      So it's other kind of difficulty, when you have to do something because designers failed camera work 4th game in a row.
      That's why i find OP's post ridiculous.
      That's kind of comment like:
      "No wonder you were robbed in poor district(household?)."
      That may be true, yet kinda "meh..."

    • @freddiefackelmayer5267
      @freddiefackelmayer5267 2 месяца назад

      @@ПенПен-я9ь I've never had a problem with it

  • @TommyB1983
    @TommyB1983 3 месяца назад +2

    He would do ALOT Better in the game if he wasnt Constantly looking at the Chat or Computer Screen for Donations and Tips lol All you see is the character on screen moving Aimlessly around and Phil looking at Chat lol

  • @TheWhammy92
    @TheWhammy92 3 месяца назад +4

    The dancing chinese lion is using a flowchart pattern thats safe online LMAO

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 3 месяца назад +5

    There are so many cool new weapons. Phil is stubborn. He didn’t prepare like they warned him. They said, make sure you have all the smithing stone bell bearings because when you’re getting all these new weapons, you’ll want to level them up. Phil isn’t smart

    • @horacecomegna335
      @horacecomegna335 3 месяца назад

      True, this guy is about a sharp as a globe. 😂😂😂

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 3 месяца назад +6

    “It’s not that the bosses are hard, they just kill you quick” WHHHHHAAAAT? Phil is horrible

  • @madphantompixels6478
    @madphantompixels6478 3 месяца назад +4

    Everything is dom. Wah wah I have to think for myself and do stuff. I wonder when they gonna door dash someone to his house to play games for him, while he just pan handles.

  • @Subarashii_Nem
    @Subarashii_Nem 3 месяца назад +3

    DSP being bad at the game and having the avsolute nerve to say THEY fucked it up? Just because you have to change up your playstyle and cant just stand still and throw spells and have to actually learn new things doesn't make the game fucked up.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice 3 месяца назад +4

    Wonder what he’ll do when he realizes that leveling up won’t help. What good is more damage or health if you do not know how to dodge?

  • @red_beerd4223
    @red_beerd4223 3 месяца назад +15

    That lion was actually the only boss I beat first try lol

    • @stallionduckchaser
      @stallionduckchaser 3 месяца назад +2

      Is he right about nothing staggering, didn't he have issues staggering bosses in the main game

    • @markroyds23
      @markroyds23 3 месяца назад

      The 2nd boss renala staggers often. But she's still ridiculously hard ​@@stallionduckchaser

    • @MattakaSasquatch
      @MattakaSasquatch 3 месяца назад +2

      That lion is specifically one of the easiest bosses to stagger in the dlc. Not even joking.

    • @stallionduckchaser
      @stallionduckchaser 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MattakaSasquatch that's hilarious, I'm currently 45 hours in my 1st er playthrough and haven't had much issue staggering so I was confused.

  • @RobK-rl6sn
    @RobK-rl6sn 3 месяца назад +3

    For someone who uses other people's content to make a living. He sure does complain about other people's content constantly. It's always the game and never him LOL this guy is truly pathetic in so many ways

    • @campersparadise12
      @campersparadise12 3 месяца назад +2

      Hidetaka Miyazaki and From Software are absolute legends for making Shadow of the Erdtree way harder. They knew that the rage reactions and the salt from streamers would be hilarious.

  • @DrumRoody
    @DrumRoody 3 месяца назад +5

    No emotional regulation

  • @MacMiittens
    @MacMiittens 3 месяца назад +2

    Didn’t from soft say the DLC was gonna make OP magic builds worthless

  • @silvercyborg
    @silvercyborg 3 месяца назад +7

    I've said it before, a company does not employ multiple people and spend dozens of hours to create assets just to throw them away because a man-child needs to make money.

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic 3 месяца назад +2

    is it just me or is he doing pitiful damage and has way too much stamina?