Graham Chittenden - Building A Deck
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- Graham Chittenden on how life changes: when you move to the suburbs, you have to build a deck. Graham Chittenden stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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"I couldn't install a door... As a door!!" 😂😂
as a independent contractor i had a hunch this is what my clients were like.
🤣✌
The snow globe was gathered by me on this long venturous journey that I took to Florida. I got there, I dealt with sweat, mosquitoes, there's alligators there. I had to go to this theme park where lines were atrocious and then one day I ventured through a shop that was like a green grassy knoll that had shade and soothing cool lemonade and had the southern charm of quiet and a relaxed atmosphere where you could walk through the stores which had ventilation that must have been invented by a genius that mew perfect weather. It had a gentile breeze smoothly flowing through it which was accented by a swamp cooler that you couldn't hear or feel except for the cooling affect it gave and then suddenly my gaze landed on this refreshing snow globe. It made me feel refreshed and revived and that feeling is what I still feel when I look at this snow globe.
So that's the reason it's still 75 cents......
Huh okay how about 47 cents, I only have 47 cents on me.
So you showed up with my garage sale yard sale with 47 cents looking for something to buy for 47 cents. Is that the vibe I'm getting from you...?
Ummm, yah🤷
But it's all I have....🥺
Oh really, it's all you have, where's your car?
Whudda you mean where's my car, whudda yuh think this snow globe is worth my car...
No, you said it's all you had.
Well yeah in my pocket.
Awkward silence....
🤷
Do you have a credit card..😆
The part about going to the hardware store is funny. We Brits like that kind of joke where someone is incompetent but they do something anyway. I was laughing my head off 😆
Great knock 'em down set! Very gratifying and cathartic- put all the jerks in their place. Thanks
That magician had some really good jokes.
😂😂😂😂
Way funnier than the crowd gave him credit for.
Gotta mention how beautiful his hair is...
Just the hair!?
@@diegorodas4623 No..., but especially! 😍
Ben Affleck's doppelganger, Barn Aflac
Thought this was gonna be about yugioh. Still pretty good tho.
The love for junk is actually keeping me gay.😅
This set is great! The downvoters were turned away at the hardware store doors post-handshake I'm guessing
He should be in a movie already
This guy speaks exactly the same pitch, rythm, meanings, shape and form as Bill Burr.
Nope... More like Andy Woodhull
krrrruptidsoless nope... Bill Burr
5:30
Why would I hold out on you. 😆
I'm glad you asked, I was holding the good stuff for somebody who asked...
As a Magic the Gathering player I initially misinterpreted the title.. lol
Great start and hilarious ending. Love this guy!
How does he look like Tim the Tool Man Taylor and Al Borland at the same time.
He actually made me laugh!
I had a buddy in college who used to burn dollar bills when he was hammered because the look on people’s faces was worth more than a dollar.
This guy looks like he's 5 foot 7" with a head of a 6 foot guy.
liked the set though
5' 7" is not short enough to get that effect from
He's shorter than that. Guarantee
Anyone click this while thinking "I know it's unlikely, but maybe, just maybe, he's referring to building a deck of cards in a game like Magic: The Gathering?
Guys, this man's eyes!!!
yesss
Ohhhhh lol this is were Rob got that line 🤣😂 bout the barn door
What the heck is a deck? Some sort of a lawn-based porch?
Yes, but elevated that let’s you be in the backyard without being on the grass. You can also put chairs and a grill on it.
Exactly- put plants, table and chairs and now you can sit outside just like you sit indoors lol.
Its a thing that you put grass that you grew on purpose on, and your expensive glass furniture on while your grill is on the grass.
What do you think of the nasdaq? My buddy and I built a nice deck
*This scratch ticket was a dud big guy*
My dad's a garage sale guy so this hit home. I totally get the frustration because he haggles, and it's annoying to watch. Just buy the junk for what it's worth and let's fuck off because I'm hungry and breakfast at McDonald's at 3 in the afternoon sucks ass!
Couldn't get past the fact he thinks it's okay to knowingly sell a broken blender...
Man... if I'm buying a blender for a dollar, I'm in this with the realisation that it might burst into a blizzard of jagged metal shrapnel when I attach it to a power source. It's spare parts at best, a "take it apart and learn" project with your kid at worst.
@@CappyK Of course you are right to be wary, that's not the point I'm making. It's dishonest to sell something known to be broken without stating the defect. A low price is just a rationalization of the dishonesty; if it's fine to sell broken items for parts then state the defect. He's got the rationalization part so down he actually openly acknowledges his dishonesty!
@@Ad-Infinitum That's fair.
It’s a joke you morons
I liked that..😊
(Where's the rest of him?)
He looks like a young Jonathan Frakes
Doctor strange
Right?
I built a 16x8 deck and roofed it along with my own garage attached and I work at subway don't gotta be a contractor haha nice set tho
First material I see from this guy. Very funny!
The pacing seemed to drag. The last joke was quick and great.
This guy's good!! Instant fan!
At first I was a no but the receipt joke did it
Hanging doors is hard.
Chitende in my language mean the heel of a foot. Just passing through with that random piece of information.
What language is that?
@@lslewis Bemba😇😇
Its variation in Kikuyu is kitende...same meaning. Spoken in Central Kenya
This is almost the exact same bit Josh Sneed does about garage sales....ooof
Is that nathan kress
His eyes...
Why is he so good looking ?
I'm handsome
My cousin
the whole "Garage sale" material is too similar to another comedian called Josh Sneed.
one of those guys stole the other guy material, not sure which one ?
He is hot
I wanna deck this guy
Josh Myrick Fine I’ll do it, one like for you sir
Everytime I see this i think "so homeless crap" turn old doors into shelter, hose baskets. Just silly DIY GARBAGE, it's garbage. Inside is the good stuff.
HE FUNNEH
Dat white people humor tho, it’s average
Such a babe
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This is terrible
This dude is trying really hard to be funny :/
Third