If Half-Life was Written by a Bot
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- I mean, I mean were written by a bot... heh
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Original Fan-Fiction by Fat Corgi Guy and Botnik Predictive Writer: goo.gl/4hkc9E
Narration by MahoganyCrafter: goo.gl/kxxVja
This is an emulation of "Full-Life: Consequences" by ICTON;
all credit for the style, narration, idea, etc. goes to him.
Check out the original Full Life Consequences: goo.gl/hl89hJ
Contact us:
Twitter: / deadwatermedia
Music:
Spongebob OST
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea
Littlebigplanet OST
God Bless!
Deadwater logo and channel banner by Papa Shlup
/ adamclarkart1
Hah, damn this is great!
When I wrote this I hoped someone would actually make a video out of it, and you guys did an amazing job!
Guess I gotta go finish writing the episodes now...
FatCorgiFilms Glad you liked it! Timbles is going to start work on Half Life 2 by bots soon. Can't wait to see Episodes 1 and 2! -Mahvl
When do you think you'll get finished?
Deadwater Gaming That's awesome, can't wait to see!
As for the episodes, I have 1 written and posted on the Facepunch forums where this originated. You guys have inspired me now to do ep2 and hey, maybe I'll do "epistle 3".
I feel honored that you guys are making this a video series, keep up the fantastic work!
Loved the whole fucking thing.
I.....what.....just..... wat?? o.O;;
*Sum up the Resonance Cascade and the Black Mesa Incident in six words.*
"That day was a gigantic mistake."
@Creepersoldier 55 And Gordon Freeman was responsible.
So he tried to blame it on the military but they were not happy about that.
@@sgtdornan5211 The H-E-C-U-See what seems to be an industrial complex populated with aliens.
@ThatDieGuy THIS IS NOT GOOD
Jeffrey Appleton Gordon fires at anyone left because he finds people to be ridiculous.
"Gordon fires at everyone left because he finds people to be ridiculous."
Me playing Half-Life in a nutshell.
I read this right as that part of the video happened lmao
I used to know a console command for half life back when I was on a windows 7 pc that got rid of fire delay(basically 50 shots per second) and it also gave you infinite ammo, i godded myself and fucked everyone over with the mp5 and its grenades
Does Gordon find people to be ridiculous or does the AI?
agreed XD
@@Mr.Obongo Gordon
So, a normal day over at our competitors, Black Mesa?
@@archive-ps6kl exactly
Yesn't
@@archive-ps6kl vs *industrial complex populated by an evil robot*
Yes
@@archive-ps6kl *this is not g o o d*
Fan Theory: Gordon caused the Gigantic Mistake on purpose, and went on a killing spree to erase all witnesses of his wrongdoings, for then to blame it on the military. All because he knew he would soon get fired for coming late to work every day, so he decided it'd be better to destroy the whole workplace and live off the insurance or something.
It is not Gordon's fault. The administrator suggested the test. But then when you go in the beginning level "Anomalous Materials', you find Gman and a scientist discussing something but it is not heard. What probably has been discussed was that to turn the rotors to 105 (above the safety). Of course some of the scientists were against this.
@@alanjames4450 Are you really awnsering seriously to this comment ? Look , he's joking...
Bruh how the heck would I know
@@alanjames4450 You must be fun at parties.
Gordon was killing my buddies. He'll pay he will definitely pay.
"Barney is hiding with beer because Gordon is inbound and he destroys people."
BEER
beEr
"Now the aliens are gone, but Freeman doesn't like that."
This probably makes Barney one of the top three smartest people in the series.
@@ndhart3213 He rips a gigantic portal open and flies to Xen
“That day was a gigantic mistake.”
I mean that’s pretty damn accurate.
'Gordon fires at people because he finds people to be ridiculous'
The Postal/Half-Life crossover we never knew we wanted!
I'd play Half-Life with a Postal Dude voicepack
"Gee I sure hope no one's taping this!"
*Proceeds to blow up microwave casserole*
"Gah! What's that awful stench?!"
*says "This can't be good for me but I feel great" in mute*
That’s just the a.i using Gordon as a shell
Like every Anti-Social person ever
So the resonance cascade was caused because G-man is cheap and hired the winners of the local high school science fair.
Why do main characters in Valve games always win science fairs?!
@@freshrot420 what
Bob Bob In Portal 2 there is a small fragment where there’s a science fair and a giant potato battery built by Chell, the protagonist of the game.
@@freshrot420 whata bout scout and soldier and pyro and demoman and engineer and heavy and spy and medic and sniper
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 he said main characters, reffering to single player only games, since tf2 is a multiplayer game.
Finally, the Full-Life Consequences prequel we've been waiting for.
you are right
WHY DO I SEE YOU IN EVERY HALF LIFE VIDEO
Uhhhhhhh bolloxed commented somewhere below in the comments :)
:o rlly?
Sunky if u are talking to to Me then yes
If half-life alyx was written by a bot
*Oh no I’m gonna mentally prepare my mind for that one*
DO IT!
finally!
Boy do I love some Combine propaganda
Hardi they aren't even trying anymore
Combine Fake News
Honestly considering the combine's possible ignorance of human grammars and sentence structures this sounds like what they'd think sounds like base human languages.
*Combine:* BEER. Eats reactor, aliens, scary, reasonable scientist. This is not good?! Yes!! *[confused alien sounds]*
@@navilluscire2567 Ah yes,they used the best human words to explain the true story of the gordon freeman scientist to their fellow humans
It's safer here
Me: Mom can we get Half-Life?
Mom: We have Half-Life at home
*Half-Life at home:*
I'd prefer this over the actual half life. Who doesn't like to eat radiation facilities
So basically Freemans Mind with _minor_ differences.
Kyurae Minasaki Very MINOR
Looks like Freeman's mind has suffered some major damage to me.
How to do that to your text?
@@dogegotfamus8197 underscores (_) either end give you _italics,_ asterisks (*) give you *bold.* You can also do *_both_*
Henry Ambrose _thanks_
I love rewatching this vid after hearing about the story behind that “BEER” voice crack
Sorry to have to ask, but what _is_ the story behind it? Is there a behind the scenes video or something?
@@rosieleaverton on the channel you can find a video where the creators commentate over the videos they’ve made up to that point
@@gametron5917i cant find it, could you tell me which?
@@Twat2024 I’ve tried searching for that video again for a while, and I haven’t been able to find it
@@gametron5917 did you find it again yet
H-E-C-U SEE WHAT SEEMS TO BE AN INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Maka Car Maker this is not good
POPULATED WITH ALIENS... THIS IS NOT GOOD
It sounds like an eminem line
*B E E R*
lol I love it.
*( i s a n y o n e e l s e g e t t i n g h u n g r y ? )*
Mmm yes, i wish i had some radiation facilities
*Why is there smoke coming out of the facility, Gordon?*
Steam from the Steam games were playing, MMMMM! Steam games!
*leaves room*
Phew! *Runs off to Gamestop* Adrian, I hope your ready for wallet-raping Triple A games!
Steamed hams meme
u mean steam
0:44 my favorite part.
s a m e
T H I S I S N O T G O O D
"I am mad and must kill the aliens" said Gordon Freeman
"No." Said the Gman. "You are the Aliens!"
The End.
FireFox Bancroft And then freeman was a headcrab zombie.
Toooo be continued?
:O
"Gordon Freeman arrived at work late like did every day"
“He worked in the anomalous materials laboratory in the middle of nothing.”
“Is anyone else getting hungry?”
"That day was a giant mistake."
"Everyone died except for gordon because they were responsible science pals bleeding"
“And Gordon Freeman was responsible.”
"So he tried to blame it on the military and they were not happy about that"
Still a better story than Hunt Down the Freeman.
To be honest, any story could be better than Hunt Down The -Refund- Freeman.
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
The ai videos are somehow better on a plot level it’s consistent to an extent unlike mgs 6
@@robertlainsley824 what is the most extreme thing you would willingly do just to not play Hunt Down The Freeman.
*_yOu FuCkEd Up MaH fAiCe_*
0:57 that sexy voice crack tho~
beer
"Gordon fires at anyone left because he finds people to be ridiculous"
Freeman's Mind in a nutshell.
1:46 when my mom Finds me eating ice cream in the middle of the night
LMAOOO
*radiation facilities
He worked in the anomalous materials laboratory in the middle of nothing.
ᶦˢ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵘⁿᵍʳʸ
Again at 1:33 lol
T h i s i s n o t g o o d
I love how the fact that Gordon is mute is only referenced in a sentence where he tackles G-Man.
It took me five years to realize that the aliens said "Is anybody else getting hungry?".
long time fan, I used to watch this on my ps3 when I first saw ya'll, keep it up.
I too find people to be ridiculous.
@@fyrstik268 I find you to be ridiculous.
I find all of you to be ridiculous.
World wide ridiculous people
The entire population of the multiverse, in my opinion, is ridiculous
Quickly, I must hide with beer before you come for me.
Now we need "If half life vr but the ai is self aware was written by a bot"
Nice
Half Life Black Messy.
*Top 10 Anime Flasbacks*
Half Life: Barney Mesa
Just got half life alyx, decided to research the lore......I got a bit sidetracked.
Where are the zombie goasts?
0:23.. it's a prequel? A+ Unintended canon
TehMondasianSpartan in front of a house... obviously
Dead, like the pants
Zombie goasts were in front house, then the gordeon gote veri sad coz he has to move zombie goasts from house.
Fakin hell i miss Icton ;-;
They were killed by the final boss
0:39
The FCC wont let me be or let me be me on MTV
*THIS IS NOT GOOD*
Sure it is
beer
*GORDAN IS INBOUND*
Now the aliens are gone *but Freeman doesn’t like that*
_This is not very good._
_Gordon is mute and ambushes GMan but he falls into a portal and destroys his _*_brain_*
That sounds like something a 10 years old would say
@@limalepakko6074 It was written by an AI apparently, so that would make sense
*BEER*
"I need you beer. Freeman, its me, Barnie, sorry that i scared you"
Beer
"Doctor Freemen! I finally Found Professoional scientist!" Gordon:
DEADWATER GAMING
I FINALLY FOUND PROFESSIONAL GMODDER!
Fenix Minerva are they really professional tho 😆
Deadwater is mute and ambushes Fenix, but falls into a portal and destroys his brain.
1:04 Beer
Beer
Beer
Wow alot happened to Gordon while John was working
"Gordon is inbound and destroys people" sounds like something from an EAS broadcast
Doing this to Halo would be hilarious. This already had me in tears.
Kendel Vendettie HALOS IN SPAAAAAAACE
The Pillar of autumn goes to a ring where they meet captain Keyes who got infected by the master chief
@@TheRealQuenny master chief is shocked as he sees himself in ancient place. To his displeasure it was known as the Library and he was soon informed and mutilated by big floods.
I have a draft of it on reddit. R/botnik.
John-117: “I have to swear. Damn. Now to make the ship blow up.”
When you give up on humanity: “Gordon fires at anyone left because he finds people to be ridiculous”
“But Freeman you must save the humons from evil twin brother! Who apparently not good freeman cause this freeman is bad”. I tried to replicate the dialogue.
(1:37) G-man: Gordon freemen!!, i finally found professional scientist!!
Gordon's mind: BitCH dO i LoOk ProFeSsiOnal tO YOu!?!?
A.I Apocalypse has begun
imgur.com/sgXrFO9
*Gordon fires at anyone left alive because he finds people ridiculous.*
"Maybe I am Gordon..."
Written, sponsored, directed, and paid for by Dr. Wallace Breen.
chris bryant THE FINAL BOSS
Gordon is inbound and destroys people
I’m trying to laugh, but this kind of comedy induces a different kind of laughter, that I have NO idea how to express.
Bruh
Reminds me of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
Haha same
They based the narration of it
Did you make your profile picture on the first flag maker that pops up if you look up "flag maker" on Google?
When mom says the pizza rolls are done: 1:16
Man it’s been years since full life consequences was made...glad to see there’s a prequel!
It's not canon if squirrelking didn't write it, which he didn't.
Gordon is mute and ambushes G-Man, but he falls into a portal and destroys his brain
As his brain was destroyed he went into a coma and dreamed up half life 2 and the 2 episodes but perished before half life 3
This is actually a documentary of my life
0:55 oh god the voice crack XD
I love voice cracks.
BEER
he worked in the anomalous materials laboratory in the middle of nothing
"Is anyone else feeling hungry?"
"Gordon fires at anyone left because he finds people to be ridiculous"
This is one of the best lines I've ever heard in anything ever for some reason.
"That day was a gigantic mistake"
~historians looking back on every day of my life
Please be continued.
“Gordon shoots everyone he sees because people are rediculas” sums up my first playthrough of half life
``gordon is mute and abushed his g-men, but he falls into a portal and ``DESTROYS HIS BRAIN´´´´ I DIED IN THIS PART
“And radiation facility’s start being eaten”
But what would they taste like
like a radiation facility
1970: AI will take over the world in the future
AI in the future:
1:54 At that precise, infinite moment, when the helmet was necessary.
1:40 when someone cites wikipedia in an internet argument.
This sounds like something I would put in my English essay
I never knew how much I wanted this video...
“Doctor freeman, I finally found professional scientist!”
Gordon: (0m0)
//☢️\\
FAKe nEWS
Aigh
Its you
That is him
Your FAEk nEWS n00b loljkluvyoubolloxed
Bolloxed
Get verified already lol
This script is actually how i felt when i play half life 1 when i was 5
Already looking better then hunt for freeman
0:19 "is anyone else getting hungry?"
i like how gordon kills everyone
this is pretty legit to how everyone played half-life 1
This is a beautiful spiritual successor to 'Full Life Consequences'.
i know literally nothing about actual half life so all of this is canon to me
I've never played half life before so i decided to look up a video that explained the story...found this instead.
I am not disappointed.
Thank god, Now It makes sense.
Love the music!
Is anyone else getting hungry?
me
Hungry for flesh and blood.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional
Why is this popular now?
Why wasn't it popular before is the real question...
BEER
BEER
Beer
Cuz of beer🍺🍺🍺
The real Black Mesa Incident: Gordon becomes a terrorist and shoots up his workplace, and then throws the military under the bus while his killings continued. He goes to Xen and greatly reduces the diverse ranges of species and then tries to kill G-Man and his brain no longer functions properly.
Damn full life consequences nostalgia
6 years later, having a game written by a bot isn’t so outlandish anymore.
The Icton rendition of Half Life: Full Life Consequences is over 10 years old.
Feel old yet?
0:45 When your angry dad says that he is going to get something quickly
This is better than hunt down the freeman
so much better
Man, thanks for making my day better.
This is shitpost gold
We need more bots to write their iterations of popular stories
“Gordon fires at anyone left because he finds people ridiculous.”
Big mood.
i'm surprised you only have 472 subs. with this you should have MORE.
In only 2 months. Amazing.
Sickman somebody managed to get 10K IN ONE WEEK
who?
Sickman it was pretty old tho . his name is Michael reeves.
correction: *4.5k in one day
Damn , I get like 1 sub every 3 months and I put a lot of effort into some of my videos
0:12 Accurate depiction of showing up for work
*_You CONTINUE this meow!_*
UwU
Owo 0_0
Voiceover: "He worked at the anomalous materials laboratory in the middle of nothing."
Scientist: "Hey is anyone else getting hungry?"
Beer
this has mega Full Life Consequences vibes
Quick E-Mail John Freeman, Gordon Freeman's brother!
John is too busy being an office and typing on a computer.
That voice crack at 0:57 is something you only see in movies.