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  • @WeoWeoJax
    @WeoWeoJax 7 лет назад +3025

    You know shits getting real when Dunkey spells his name right at the end of the video

    • @scxizm
      @scxizm 7 лет назад +130

      he was legit mad at this game

    • @localman9055
      @localman9055 7 лет назад +22

      i think he liked it

    • @Mramazing103
      @Mramazing103 7 лет назад +6

      It's the end of the world i tell ya!

    • @moontowhee
      @moontowhee 7 лет назад +2

      ragnell999 holy shit

    • @DanielBacilla
      @DanielBacilla 7 лет назад +1

      omfg thats duper

  • @hudsonhawk1364
    @hudsonhawk1364 5 лет назад +10765

    “Follow me, and don’t try to explore the city or interact with anyone”
    Literally the game telling you not to play the game

    • @BravoTango-vt8em
      @BravoTango-vt8em 4 года назад +230

      It’s probably good. They told you not to play this piece of trash. Thank that guy!

    • @phizmeister
      @phizmeister 4 года назад +21

      Context. I don't doubt that even after one year you will still spew bullshit misinformation regarding this game.

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 4 года назад +106

      Raoul This is a trash game what the fuck are you on

    • @Spumoon
      @Spumoon 4 года назад +34

      It's not like there's anything to be gained from talking to people. Who do you think made this game? Obsidian?!... I miss KOTOR II

    • @ewanreilly2988
      @ewanreilly2988 4 года назад +8

      @@Spumoon Obsidian ain't too hot either now man. Outer Worlds was just okay. CDPR probably has the best dialogue now.

  • @SonofKiernan
    @SonofKiernan 7 лет назад +12907

    I think they really pissed Dunk off!
    Maybe because they shot him in the FACE!

    • @gleon1602
      @gleon1602 7 лет назад +47

      Lmao

    • @HotShotSinger
      @HotShotSinger 7 лет назад +149

      Oh man, I wish more people like you existed, this shit was hilarious

    • @xavierxavier3610
      @xavierxavier3610 7 лет назад +5

      SonofKiernan XD

    • @feathersareheavierthansteel
      @feathersareheavierthansteel 7 лет назад +103

      *Hits Seinfeld theme*

    • @deathr2
      @deathr2 7 лет назад +5

      SonofKiernan I think dunk was very excited for this game..and it failed miserably

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 4 года назад +8651

    Still, you've gotta give it credit for being the first triple A title to be developed entirely using Gmod.

    • @Valkyries733
      @Valkyries733 3 года назад +380

      Gmod is more impressive. For example facial expressions

    • @joaosoares3161
      @joaosoares3161 3 года назад +255

      @@Valkyries733 unironcially tho, I've seen some smooth ass Gmod animations that rival movies

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 года назад +6

      @@joaosoares3161 can they rival Pixar animation?

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 3 года назад +163

      @@paperluigi6132 homie relax we're talking about gmod here

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 3 года назад +10

      @@joaosoares3161 that rival movies, really? They can be okay but I think that's stretching it a bit haha

  • @darkdreamsdontdie7785
    @darkdreamsdontdie7785 5 лет назад +13854

    I got this game for free. So I sold it to Gamestop for five bucks and bought some batteries

  • @aurora1089
    @aurora1089 5 лет назад +15955

    “My father is dead”
    :)

  • @BOBofGH
    @BOBofGH 7 лет назад +4262

    "Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone." - Space Igor
    Quality RPG

    • @aklo5506
      @aklo5506 7 лет назад +92

      That literally lasts for the three minutes it takes to follow her to their leader.

    • @adamwhitt880
      @adamwhitt880 7 лет назад +60

      It's part of the story. Y'all are just looking for stuff to complain about.

    • @chaoxyz8183
      @chaoxyz8183 7 лет назад +245

      I hate those types of missions in every game, though - especially when the guide moves at the pace of a fucking snail instead of matching your normal running speed.
      Assassin's Creed is one of the worst offenders of this. It's just straight up unnecessary.
      If the devs want to show off the nice city they spent so much time on, they should make it a skippable cutscene. If it's actually any good, we'll do the city exploring on our own.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 7 лет назад +49

      +Cliff Chao You know what game does them in a way that actually works? Yakuza 0. They never go on for too long, the pace they move (and you follow) at is just right. And most importantly, the dialog is actually worth taking in.

    • @loslethos
      @loslethos 7 лет назад +8

      I fucking died, when I heard this one.

  • @Crazdor
    @Crazdor 5 лет назад +4201

    that character is literally the female version of the face that i've always imagined when I see this emoticon - ( :

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +83

      Its worse than that...

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +157

      👁️👄👁️

    • @Wahid_on_youtobe
      @Wahid_on_youtobe 4 года назад +5

      :v

    • @Zyborggian
      @Zyborggian 4 года назад +1

      LOLLL

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 3 года назад +39

      Main character dialog: My father is dead.
      Main character expression: 🙂

  • @ramiroj.2381
    @ramiroj.2381 7 лет назад +2470

    Wow he didn't even disguised it as sarcasm this time lmao

    • @Tommy-qu1yy
      @Tommy-qu1yy 7 лет назад +161

      Gabriel Yo He really didn't like andromeda :O!

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 7 лет назад +6

      YOOHHOO!

    • @AwesomeSauce1000
      @AwesomeSauce1000 7 лет назад +106

      His Dunkviews and legit game-shaming are very serious.

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 7 лет назад +142

      It's that bad

    • @jaedenragsdale6576
      @jaedenragsdale6576 7 лет назад +1

      dunky vs dunkey who is the real one?

  • @CA11M3J0sch
    @CA11M3J0sch 7 лет назад +4327

    The fact that he compared Mass Effect Andromeda's animation to that of Foodfight's is genius

    • @gregoryplanks8336
      @gregoryplanks8336 5 лет назад +70

      Foodfight was a much better game. And food fight is a shitty AI created hunk of actual garbage. Oh and it’s a movie that came out a dozen years after it was made.

    • @javadk.9145
      @javadk.9145 5 лет назад +45

      Ass defect downsyndromeda

    • @connorhaley3190
      @connorhaley3190 2 года назад +1

      Dude, the video glitch exactly when he mentioned “on a technical level”

  • @AmrothKnight
    @AmrothKnight 7 лет назад +2424

    You know dunkey really hated this game when he just straight up says "fuck this game" at the very end. No score, no joke, just hatred.

    • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
      @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 7 лет назад +30

      ikr

    • @TheVideoGameManiac
      @TheVideoGameManiac 7 лет назад +171

      You also know he's serious when his video ends with a black screen with the words "more dunkey".

    • @123deserted
      @123deserted 7 лет назад +22

      Maybe because good franchise + time + money came out as shit

    • @OkMazzy
      @OkMazzy 7 лет назад +18

      The whole video summed up every dislike I had for it. It’s laughably bad and that’s disappointing. I bought this for my mom on her birthday. She never usually plays games, but there’s a select few she loves. Fallout 4 she didn’t enjoy too much (which I’ll give it the credit of being hit or miss compared to older ones) and now Mass effect was ruined. It really sucks.

    • @famedgaming1865
      @famedgaming1865 7 лет назад +2

      Amroth Knight and he spelled his name right. That's how much of a fuck he doesn't give about them.

  • @Desk_Socks
    @Desk_Socks 5 лет назад +6835

    This game is 10/10, really makes you feel like a sociopath.

    • @1kjuice
      @1kjuice 5 лет назад +55

      reach for ma it has a little something for everyone

    • @eddyyaeji6769
      @eddyyaeji6769 4 года назад +24

      This guy's commentary is 10/10

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 4 года назад +27

      Makes you feel like Anita Sarkeesian

    • @syrex4647
      @syrex4647 4 года назад +15

      Makes you feel like batman.

    • @randyspaceship
      @randyspaceship 4 года назад +6

      Its not you are nitpicking and biased bye bye i win

  • @stevespike8208
    @stevespike8208 7 лет назад +3480

    It was so bad, he didn't even give it a rating.

    • @cristianmartinez4723
      @cristianmartinez4723 7 лет назад +76

      That's what makes it really bad lol, doesn't even deserve one.

    • @sonwukong7077
      @sonwukong7077 7 лет назад +114

      SteveSpike "Fuck this game."~Donkey, 2017

    • @berry9251
      @berry9251 7 лет назад +40

      It didn't deserve the "dunkview" in the title

    • @steamempire
      @steamempire 7 лет назад +71

      he gave it a fuck this game

    • @ItsRossinator
      @ItsRossinator 7 лет назад +19

      You only rate finished games, it's not fair to rate a game that's so incomplete.

  • @preuitb
    @preuitb 7 лет назад +5581

    It's pretty fucked up when a multimillion dollar company fucks up so made they made dunkey use his actual title name in the ending of his video

    • @yayd8787
      @yayd8787 7 лет назад +72

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @Haheehahohaheehoha
      @Haheehahohaheehoha 7 лет назад +281

      That's how you know he's serious. When the Dunk spells right, he means business.

    • @handgrenade5018
      @handgrenade5018 7 лет назад +38

      brice prueit EA gave the project to Bioware Monteal a tiny inexperienced team which hasn't done fucking anything significant (they did some Sims 3 expansions and ME3 multiplayer).

    • @giannispapasta9086
      @giannispapasta9086 7 лет назад +22

      your grammar is fucked up too

    • @dawavve
      @dawavve 7 лет назад +2

      dead

  • @BaneKaikyo
    @BaneKaikyo 7 лет назад +1673

    You can tell how strongly he feels about this review by the fact that he spelt his name right at the end..... dude is serious...

    • @Jamblesquack
      @Jamblesquack 7 лет назад +94

      It was oddly impactful.

    • @BaneKaikyo
      @BaneKaikyo 7 лет назад +7

      Jamblesquack Exactly

    • @soralink411
      @soralink411 7 лет назад +86

      No humor is allowed in this video, for it is a somber depressing and sad affair to speak of the tragedy that is Andromeda.

    • @Solloco
      @Solloco 7 лет назад +12

      $1000 says that Watchmojo put it in their top 10 for best games of 2017

  • @stevenhart6788
    @stevenhart6788 5 лет назад +7263

    4/5 it has a little something for everyone.

    • @Gaddafist23
      @Gaddafist23 4 года назад +98

      don’t know why I die everytime I see this comment

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 года назад +46

      @@Gaddafist23 It's hilarious in its own right lmao

    • @googlesgay3280
      @googlesgay3280 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @samelliott4101
      @samelliott4101 4 года назад +61

      no, this game is horrible. You are nitpicking and bias. Bye byee!

    • @djlabs9494
      @djlabs9494 4 года назад +11

      8/5 i shit myself

  • @MrSandvichMann
    @MrSandvichMann 7 лет назад +4194

    I'm really liking this new lord of the rings game where you play as gollum.

    • @LordAJ12345
      @LordAJ12345 7 лет назад +50

      VisiWubz x3 Gollum has emotions...

    • @skinny1685
      @skinny1685 7 лет назад +25

      is this real? what's the name? and do you play as smeagol or as gollum

    • @michaelm.2736
      @michaelm.2736 7 лет назад +40

      Annaconda 'tis a joke. It's referring to how ME: Andromeda's main characters look similar to Smeagol/Gollum.

    • @GriffRP99
      @GriffRP99 7 лет назад +7

      Annaconda If there was a gollum game you would be playing as both, since it's a split personality in the same body.

    • @ExatedWarrior
      @ExatedWarrior 7 лет назад +256

      Honestly I'd rather play a game as gollum
      Edit: I take it back

  • @SlothofWar
    @SlothofWar 6 лет назад +6067

    A krogan should not sound like that even if it is female

    • @sparhawk1228
      @sparhawk1228 6 лет назад +654

      Exactly. But they had to make the Krogan seem more 'human'. Even though they are not supposed to be human. Such a stupid game lol.

    • @Shauny7488
      @Shauny7488 5 лет назад +681

      Mass Effect 3 had a female Krogan that sounded just fine. Why couldn't they just use that as an example?

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +306

      @@Shauny7488 yeah the clan leader. She was a great strong female character.

    • @mcdonutboy9817
      @mcdonutboy9817 5 лет назад +125

      A krogan with the voice of a salarian

    • @patricefrancq2277
      @patricefrancq2277 5 лет назад +2

      @@Shauny7488 damright(havntplaydlol)

  • @Jairjax
    @Jairjax 7 лет назад +3757

    "My fathers dead." *Has massive shit-eating grin.*

    • @BluePieNinjaTV
      @BluePieNinjaTV 7 лет назад +54

      I see it more as a sarcastic "No shit, I just said he was dead" way

    • @xAvitaLT
      @xAvitaLT 7 лет назад +53

      I see it as a: "Did I fucking stutter bitch?"

    • @crawlingchaos2811
      @crawlingchaos2811 7 лет назад +60

      Y'all crazy, it's obviously an "I killed him" grin

    • @comradearmadillo7023
      @comradearmadillo7023 7 лет назад +10

      Kwebblekop in a nutshell

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 7 лет назад +1

      Jaime Lara Exactly. It's more like "Yeah, he... had an accident..."

  • @on333
    @on333 3 года назад +1147

    3:56 I love how he never acknowledges the dude standing in the air, that's just a normal occurrence in this game

    • @yuanwang9324
      @yuanwang9324 2 года назад +41

      Never played andromeda, but I think that's part of the game, cause the playable character can fly as well. But I can see why you think its glitched, cause it's completely lacking animation.

    • @mateuszmaciag1365
      @mateuszmaciag1365 2 года назад +9

      Can't forget the shitshow at 2:40

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 2 года назад +2

      I happened like 5 times throughout the video

    • @jada90
      @jada90 Год назад +3

      Ya it's the little things he doesn't mention that are so perfect, like having to stand still and hold E for several seconds to open a door

  • @theodorepetridis3977
    @theodorepetridis3977 7 лет назад +2355

    Ryder:My father is dead :)
    My face is tired:Alec is dead? :I
    Ryder: :)

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +318

      It's more like 8)

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 7 лет назад +7

      Except... they didn't do the motion capture. Inform yourself.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 7 лет назад +30

      What for? It's a shitty game not worth digging info about. And if they didn't do the motion capture.... that's even more of a fail.

    • @Anonymous-fm4pr
      @Anonymous-fm4pr 7 лет назад +2

      Patryk Żukowski They can't do mocap. It's would look even worse.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 7 лет назад +4

      I have an adice for you: take that stick out of your ass.

  • @dogcatapult3252
    @dogcatapult3252 7 лет назад +479

    "That is not what you expected this character to sound like." Had me in stitches with that one, wtf was bioware thinking

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 лет назад +9

      ... they were thinking they would keep the games consistent, since every other female of that species sounds normal in every other game. it was a joke, not a real criticism

    • @justatophat6957
      @justatophat6957 5 лет назад

      I like your name

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 5 лет назад +18

      @@jynxed66six54 they should've made the games consistent by making a good game

    • @sgtawesome117
      @sgtawesome117 3 года назад +1

      Tbh she didn't sound much different from Eve, the female krogan from mass effect 3.

  • @Omer698
    @Omer698 7 лет назад +731

    If Garrus was around, everything would be calibrated

    • @vincentlaforest1756
      @vincentlaforest1756 7 лет назад +1

      Haha nice one!

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 7 лет назад +25

      I guess he's not in the middle of some calibrations anymore :c

    • @Kadulikan
      @Kadulikan 7 лет назад +14

      He was busy thinking of some new upgrades.

    • @matrix3509
      @matrix3509 7 лет назад +1

      Well, Garrus is busy getting his combination cloaca/hemipene polished by Femshep, so no, he won't be around anymore.

  • @macksnotcool
    @macksnotcool 3 месяца назад +33

    But little did dunkey know, he was actually playing the future of video games

  • @IShallCallHimTaders
    @IShallCallHimTaders 7 лет назад +844

    Those of you curious, This is not a typical Dunkey satire video.
    He's being 100% genuine.

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 7 лет назад +5

      but zis is just teh tip of teh iceburg... just wait for his dunkview
      *its strange hearin him saying donkey instead of dunkey during intro

    • @Fools_Requiem
      @Fools_Requiem 7 лет назад +17

      It's pretty obvious.
      if the game was good, it would have gotten the same treatment as Breath of the Wild.

    • @xJoeKing
      @xJoeKing 7 лет назад +52

      This was really unlike him, none of his usual top notch jokes. He just proclaimed it garbage, and then supported his claim with evidence. You know he must have been pissed.

    • @ChromePlatypus-
      @ChromePlatypus- 7 лет назад +19

      "Mass Effect Andromeda is inhuman, unoriginal, and a fundamentally broken game......10/5 it's a mastapeece babyyyyyy"

    • @will10messi
      @will10messi 7 лет назад

      Craig With a Wig I wouldn't call this satire

  • @ZeroIsntReal
    @ZeroIsntReal 6 лет назад +4859

    More like mass defect

  • @drewlundgren6327
    @drewlundgren6327 7 лет назад +1502

    One thing to keep in mind is that the studio that made all the Bioware games we love (Kotor, ME1 & 2, DA:0), doesn't exist anymore. Dragon Age 2 was the breaking point for the studio. EA pressured them to release the game in an incredibly short window, and it caused the majority of the senior development team to leave. This is Bioware in name only, with little of the team that made the previous games.This new team took a great IP, tried their best, but ultimately dropped the ball, due in no small part to EA also rushing them.
    What irks me the most is that this didn't need to be a Mass Effect game. Nothing from the original trilogy plays a central role in the game. This could have been a totally separate game, and it would have been received much better because it wouldn't have to be compared to three good games.

    • @Ryldux
      @Ryldux 7 лет назад +45

      Drew Lundgren Alright ow this is bullshit. Mass effect isn't just shepards story, it's a beautifully crafted and designed universe with all its species and it's technology. So yes it had to be a mass effect game, because part of why I loved Mass effect in the first place was said universe. So after the OT I wanted a new story in the same universe. And though I feel a tiny bit less bad than dunkey about it, it's needless to say that Bioware took a brilliantly prepared canvas and basically did their best to fuck it up.

    • @aserta
      @aserta 7 лет назад +19

      Considering they were basically sold as sex toys to EA by the former BW heads, i'm surprised it took as long as it did for them to march out.
      I really wish the old team would get together and write something new, something out of this world, just like they used to do.

    • @Juggernautdemon
      @Juggernautdemon 7 лет назад +68

      Drew Lundgren They had 5 years to develop a game that would take any experienced studio half the time. They wanted more time but EA pretty much said to them "We gave you half a damn decade!!!" This is what happens when you assign a studio full of inexperience people to develop a game.

    • @Ryuujin1024
      @Ryuujin1024 7 лет назад +22

      Same story as Bullfrog, Westwood, Maxis and so, so many more.

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 7 лет назад +26

      Drew Lundgren
      If this game would not have been named mass effect, it would get bashed even harder.

  • @Danielgil28893-x
    @Danielgil28893-x 5 лет назад +3352

    You know that the game is really bad when dunkey ends with "More Dunkey" instead or something like
    "More Dunk effect" or "More Dunkromeda"

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +18

      Yep...

    • @BurgerTyrant
      @BurgerTyrant 5 лет назад +32

      Utterly defeated

    • @godly4264
      @godly4264 4 года назад +4

      But what about god of war

    • @naru2k4
      @naru2k4 4 года назад +82

      @@godly4264
      He was so blown away he couldn't make a pun

    • @achyutabharadwaj6935
      @achyutabharadwaj6935 4 года назад +14

      Just check out his Mario 64 video lol he end it with a "more dunkey" too. That shits his favourite game

  • @Consural
    @Consural 7 лет назад +2156

    0:59 "Default female character's face has been mathematically perfected by a team of elite genetic scientists to be the dumbest fucking face achievable by humankind."
    I can't breathe from laughing too hard.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 лет назад +62

      Consural
      The choir sound afterward made it all the better. XD

    • @froakie1404
      @froakie1404 7 лет назад +9

      Consural I literally couldn't breathe after that

    • @kumbandit
      @kumbandit 7 лет назад +12

      Those eyes give me nightmares...

    • @evianca5692
      @evianca5692 6 лет назад +2

      this shit is too funny man i cantt the commentary 😂😂😂😂

    • @martinn2650
      @martinn2650 6 лет назад

      +The pancake Boy What about yahtzee?

  • @Jin_Saotome
    @Jin_Saotome 7 лет назад +3979

    This is how Bioware dies. Not with a silent whimper, but with a loud Shrek. As the main character. Seriously, she looks like a swamp ogre.

    • @JazneoGaming
      @JazneoGaming 7 лет назад +134

      Bioware die when co-founder bioware retired after mass effect 3

    • @finalfantasy392
      @finalfantasy392 7 лет назад +81

      shrek

    • @Phoxulu
      @Phoxulu 7 лет назад +50

      A loud, smelly Shrek.

    • @azn3000
      @azn3000 7 лет назад +30

      PeeBee is closer to the swamp ogre appearance than Ryder.

    • @someguyparagon5273
      @someguyparagon5273 7 лет назад +33

      John Mallamas SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME!!!

  • @dirt4333
    @dirt4333 7 лет назад +3312

    my father is dead
    :)))))))))))))))

    • @bamusalako
      @bamusalako 7 лет назад +12

      made my day

    • @Deltarii
      @Deltarii 7 лет назад +4

      ok

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 6 лет назад +21

      Well, shit! I died, too, when I heard that line. Mass Effect? Why not call it Flat Affect? Because there's no inflection or semblance of personality anywhere in the voice acting. They might as well have had robots do the voice acting.

    • @MangaNyan
      @MangaNyan 6 лет назад

      :D

    • @lucasjelif
      @lucasjelif 5 лет назад +10

      She was trying not to bust out laughing.

  • @silversonome5360
    @silversonome5360 4 года назад +311

    When it got to the part where Dunkey said "try to picture how this dinosaur guy speaks" I thought "okay, usually I'd think it would be a gravelly, deep voice, so if Andromeda messed up then it's probably like a squeaky, cartoony voice" and let me tell you, the actual voice was somehow *even more disappointing than I actually expected*

    • @rensis1621
      @rensis1621 2 года назад +38

      Yeah, it's not the case of "so bad it's funny". It's the case of just plain bad. Especially since we know what female krogans supposed to sound like.

  • @aldwinrodriguez
    @aldwinrodriguez 7 лет назад +657

    When he said Metal Gear Survive was worse than this you know he was serious since he absolutely hates this game.

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 лет назад +3708

    They were paying more attention on sex scenes than anything else.

    • @Lord_Viscerate
      @Lord_Viscerate 7 лет назад +316

      xXSilentAgent47Xx
      Which isn't a bad thing in the first place, but y'know.

    • @Pepperoni_Invader
      @Pepperoni_Invader 7 лет назад +575

      than why sex scenes suck in this game too

    • @xoN1GHTMAREox
      @xoN1GHTMAREox 7 лет назад +271

      The sex scenes suck in this game to lol.

    • @fernandoed1517
      @fernandoed1517 7 лет назад +41

      women

    • @RayathF
      @RayathF 7 лет назад +218

      And they don't even show off any alien dick... So really, what's the point of it all?

  • @leonthesleepy
    @leonthesleepy 7 лет назад +845

    This is what happens when you dont have Garrus to calibrate your game.

    • @yolocruze9629
      @yolocruze9629 7 лет назад +20

      Any good game needs Garrus Confirmed.

    • @gardiendesportes
      @gardiendesportes 7 лет назад +1

      My old team miss me so much when i watch this new piece of garbage

    • @nerdyvids1
      @nerdyvids1 7 лет назад +14

      All good games secretly have Garrus hiding behind a door, calibrating things for greatness.

    • @Sturmovik1946
      @Sturmovik1946 7 лет назад +7

      I feel... left out. :(

    • @Sturmovik1946
      @Sturmovik1946 7 лет назад +23

      You know where to find me! ;)

  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz 5 лет назад +1242

    "Follow closely. Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone"
    This is why I play video games
    I died

    • @josias2510
      @josias2510 5 лет назад +1

      69 likes
      N I C E

    • @JH-no9sl
      @JH-no9sl 5 лет назад +30

      Right after declaring it an "open world" game for no reason..."Do not explore or interact".
      That's so broken and backwards.

    • @FuzzyChubbyPurpleUnicorn
      @FuzzyChubbyPurpleUnicorn 4 года назад +4

      @@JH-no9sl he spliced it. 99% open world. The angar are cautious with you when you first make contact

    • @smutz131
      @smutz131 4 года назад +5

      @@FuzzyChubbyPurpleUnicorn yeah after playing the game, a lot of this review seems cherrypicked to make the game look terrible

    • @mursie100
      @mursie100 3 года назад +4

      This was during a scripted cutscenes.
      This entire review is very misleading

  • @JohnnyCrack
    @JohnnyCrack 7 лет назад +1517

    *makes an open world game*
    3:45 "Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone."

    • @angstypinecone
      @angstypinecone 7 лет назад +35

      i mean, the only other aliens they have met are actively trying to genocide their whole species. so yeah, the first time you go to their capital city they don't want you messing with their shit. you get to come back later and walk around wherever you want.

    • @superneko99
      @superneko99 7 лет назад +23

      Johnny Crack that's the first time you get there and their hostile towards you, you get to explore it later.

    • @zoooszooos5006
      @zoooszooos5006 7 лет назад

      ^

    • @nooneinparticular2880
      @nooneinparticular2880 7 лет назад +20

      +Will Segura
      Stop apologizing for this atrocity of a game and the disgusting people being it.

    • @stevenlrussell
      @stevenlrussell 7 лет назад +3

      Johnny Crack We know. We saw it

  • @KAPAFlyer
    @KAPAFlyer 7 лет назад +4524

    This game is literally $15.
    And I still cannot bring myself to play it.
    I don't think I ever will.

    • @_darksouls_3152
      @_darksouls_3152 7 лет назад +55

      iAmAnonymousTom I played through it 4 times already its very fun and in my opinion the face animations makes it fun to play

    • @Larryeffect
      @Larryeffect 7 лет назад +28

      Your loss man, the game was great...

    • @fancy-payne
      @fancy-payne 7 лет назад +236

      iAmAnonymousTom
      This game is not worth of $15.
      Just buy it something useful than this shit.

    • @keithwilamore808
      @keithwilamore808 7 лет назад +160

      I got this game as a present I laughed my ass off from the horrendous writing and face animation gonna sell it soon

    • @Samsaccountwithaname
      @Samsaccountwithaname 7 лет назад +109

      Good decision. Don't.

  • @MizoxNG
    @MizoxNG 7 лет назад +521

    you know your animation is bad when VRChat is more expressive

    • @ken.7019
      @ken.7019 5 лет назад +22

      you arent even wrong

    • @idktbh6841
      @idktbh6841 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly how tf can someone fuck up a game that bad

  • @morriganrenfield8240
    @morriganrenfield8240 5 лет назад +515

    These games are why Nintendo is terrified to voice link

    • @LargenirGK
      @LargenirGK 4 года назад +90

      Well excuuuuse me, princess!

    • @morriganrenfield8240
      @morriganrenfield8240 4 года назад +1

      @@LargenirGK keke

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 3 года назад +10

      Shouldn't have voiced any of the characters in BotW... Damn that was bad!

    • @morriganrenfield8240
      @morriganrenfield8240 3 года назад +6

      @@divinecomedian2 the Japanese dub was pretty good, but using a fake British accent for an American girl was about the dumbest thing they could have done for the English dub lol

    • @flawlessvic
      @flawlessvic 2 года назад

      They're nightmare fuel. So awful.

  • @funkwizardband
    @funkwizardband 7 лет назад +521

    When Dunkey says "fuck this game" in a serious tone, you know it's bad.

    • @yankochoynev652
      @yankochoynev652 7 лет назад +6

      Actually he once made a video about how bad the last of us is, but later made a second video saying he made a misjudgement. Not saying andromeda is good, I've never played it, but dunkey's word is not the word of god, as I originally thought.

    • @SparkingYellowPikkon
      @SparkingYellowPikkon 7 лет назад +9

      +Проба Пример
      Legitimate Criticism = Shit talking apparently

    • @klimtnecrepeno
      @klimtnecrepeno 7 лет назад +16

      Проба Пример He didn't say the last of us was bad, just that some parts of it are annoying (which is true). He then retracted that statement when he played it on a harder difficulty. ME: Andromeda he's outright saying is a garbage game (because it is).

    • @combatsv
      @combatsv 7 лет назад

      Do you have the video of him saying The Last Of Us was a bad game ??

    • @TheOriginalPoon
      @TheOriginalPoon 7 лет назад +1

      Literally every single one of his criticisms are 100% true, and one that is absolutely infuriating for me is the system of switching between skill sets which is utterly broken, and how they handle menus.
      The gameplay itself is a lot of fun, but the exploring aspect and the characters are SIGNIFICANTLY lacking. This is ignoring the facial animations, which I bypass by having Ryder with an always on helmet and just reading the subtitles and skipping the dialogue.
      It's a really shitty way of dealing with it, but the gameplay is fun. The biggest issue is that, running around the Citadel in the originals never felt like a gigantic chore, but running around the Nexus or any non-combat area is so fucking dull.
      I enjoy the game a lot because it's fun to play, but the story is terrible, the characters are weak and there are just so many bugs, glitches and shitty design decisions.

  • @LuisAndion
    @LuisAndion 7 лет назад +12941

    Alright, I agree with almost everything, but the voice-acting thing is bs. There are a lot of awesome voice acting across every kind of media made by unknown people.
    The Boss from MGS3 is one of the finest examples. PERFECT voice acting. What was her job before MGS3? Yep, "Random Girl" in Family Guy.
    Of course that was not the case for any character in this fecal videogame.

    • @videogamedunkey
      @videogamedunkey  7 лет назад +4122

      There are tons of great voice actors in Mass Effect 2 that aren't superstar actors, Michael Beattie as Mordin Solus and Brandon Keener as Garus are probably the standout performances from that game. Most of the best voice acting performances in games are by relatively unknown actors, but casting well known movie actors can be a really effective way to legitimize video game characters. Especially in a game like Mass Effect where you're introduced to so many characters.

    • @cakeisgud8083
      @cakeisgud8083 7 лет назад +332

      videogamedunkey wtf no likes and dunkey replies gg

    • @aug2873
      @aug2873 7 лет назад +51

      Luis Andion my name Jeff

    • @strikerE92
      @strikerE92 7 лет назад +192

      She voices Pearl in Spongebob Squarepants

    • @memeselk693
      @memeselk693 7 лет назад +1

      videogamedunkey wow dunkey

  • @HDRodger
    @HDRodger 6 лет назад +1990

    Oh my god, what's wrong with her FAAAAACCE? 😭

    • @slavkei
      @slavkei 5 лет назад +100

      would anybody like a redlettermedia reference email me at this webspace if you want a redlettermedia reference i have 4 left

    • @dosdoomguy2285
      @dosdoomguy2285 5 лет назад +48

      pizza rolls

    • @stevepisano5566
      @stevepisano5566 5 лет назад +35

      She must've kneeled before monster mash and pledged her allegiance to the graveyard smash.

    • @tonytony8872
      @tonytony8872 5 лет назад +5

      It's just tired

    • @EvilSpockEmpire
      @EvilSpockEmpire 5 лет назад +13

      Is Dunky replacing Rich?

  • @TIMxisxHERE
    @TIMxisxHERE 3 года назад +193

    Just goes to show how insanely good ME2 was, the voice acting in that game was SO amazing, oh my. The Illusive Man is still one of my favorite villains, Sheen was just perfect for that.

  • @Zelousmarineinspace
    @Zelousmarineinspace 7 лет назад +269

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my least favourite piece on the Citadel.

  • @lazersify
    @lazersify 7 лет назад +57

    Just gotta remember... after ME2, most of the talent left bioware. ME3 took the last guy with some vision out of bioware.

    • @iamBIGBROOX
      @iamBIGBROOX 7 лет назад +4

      lazersify Mass Effect was doomed after Drew Karpynshyn left

    • @NightWatch707
      @NightWatch707 7 лет назад +9

      Exactly. And they took him back to do what? To write for that fucking MMORPG they have. I just don't understand why people in Bioware did anything they've done. The doctors are gone one by one. They dismantled the team that have made the best games in the company. It's like EA hates success. Just pay the people who made good for shit for you and swim in fucking money.

    • @endawmyke
      @endawmyke 7 лет назад

      NightWatch707 ea should just stick to their yearly sports game recycling.

  • @DrNotnert
    @DrNotnert 7 лет назад +1636

    Mass Effect 3 had a DLC that changed the ending that nobody liked. Mass Effect Andromeda is going to need a DLC that changes the whole game

    • @Arch-Tau
      @Arch-Tau 7 лет назад +4

      So, like, a sequel?

    • @DrNotnert
      @DrNotnert 7 лет назад +65

      Jan M no, no sequel. This game just needs to rot in video game Hell

    • @craigory4339
      @craigory4339 7 лет назад +14

      Trenton Boyett Have you played the game? I am enjoying the game despite all the negative reviews

    • @Luiz997488
      @Luiz997488 7 лет назад +20

      More like Ass Deffect.

    • @avpguy11
      @avpguy11 6 лет назад

      Zing!

  • @itsjustlukeRevive
    @itsjustlukeRevive 5 лет назад +1665

    Nakmor Kesh is a female right? I thought she looked more like a male simply because what she's wearing didn't resemble the females from ME3.

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 4 года назад +117

      I agree. I think the reasoning might be that female krogans in Andromeda don’t have to worry about the genophage and perhaps thats why their attire looks the way it does in ME3. But the cure didn’t happen until after they left the milky way so I dont know

    • @xyex
      @xyex 4 года назад +47

      "Females" from ME3? You mean the single one we saw? Ever? JFC. 🤦‍♂️

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 года назад +56

      @@xyex there were more females in me2.

    • @xyex
      @xyex 4 года назад +40

      @@DantesInferno96 In body bags, sure, but you never see them. Bakara is the only female we meet. Ever. And OP said ME3 anyway, so even if you'd been right it still wouldn't have been relevant.

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 года назад +52

      @@xyex it is relevant because there's not much difference between me2 and me3 from a technical standpoint. Also, you do see some Krogan females near the shaman guy who conducts rituals on Tuchanka. But you're forbidden from talking to them until you complete the trials with Grunt. Krogan females aren't warriors so they aren't on the front lines.

  • @peehoss6290
    @peehoss6290 7 лет назад +1618

    its like a unwanted female nick cage

    • @hustinharberh.4691
      @hustinharberh.4691 7 лет назад +9

      Lol replying to a 7 month old comment

    • @yangfan544
      @yangfan544 7 лет назад +2

      *an

    • @almanacofsleep
      @almanacofsleep 7 лет назад +6

      Take an chill pill

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 7 лет назад

      Hazel Heyimgaylimbaten
      pot, kettle.

    • @ezzerby
      @ezzerby 7 лет назад +14

      hey, at least Nic Cage is expressive

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 лет назад +825

    RIP bioware

    • @prod_luutt7721
      @prod_luutt7721 4 года назад +7

      who are you

    • @flup1303
      @flup1303 4 года назад +1

      Who are you

    • @prod_luutt7721
      @prod_luutt7721 4 года назад +1

      @@flup1303 that's what im sayin

    • @flup1303
      @flup1303 4 года назад +1

      @@prod_luutt7721 Who are who you, are you who, you are who are you?

    • @prod_luutt7721
      @prod_luutt7721 4 года назад +1

      @@flup1303 who are who you are who who are are you who who are who you?

  • @groggyland
    @groggyland 5 лет назад +334

    Mark Meer really makes you *feel* like a leader.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 5 лет назад +29

      Not Original
      i haven't even played Mass Effect and his voice and quotes are awesome. he's the only other person i've ever heard of that sounds like Kevin Conroy's Batman it's fantastic

    • @groggyland
      @groggyland 5 лет назад +18

      Agreed, Kevin Conroy and especially Mark Hamill’s chemistry really elevated the Arkham series.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 3 года назад +5

      "We'll bang ok?" Such an unforgettable line.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 3 года назад +7

      Don’t forget about my girl Jennifer Hale. Her voice acting for Female Shepard was just impeccable.

  • @chrisbedwards
    @chrisbedwards 4 года назад +811

    FemShep's voice acting in the original trilogy was iconic. This makes Ryder's acting even more of a travesty.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 3 года назад +104

      Jennifer Hale is a goddamn national treasure

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 года назад +34

      @@mkultra2456 That's cool and all, but I don't remember asking

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 года назад +3

      @@mkultra2456 So does your mom lmao

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 2 года назад

      @@mkultra2456 Yeah a treasure chest full of shit

    • @ltr1745
      @ltr1745 2 года назад +1

      @@halfmettlealchemist8076 National Treasure for voice acting for a game? Man you manginas try to put women in pedestals for the most average things.

  • @246trinitrotoluene
    @246trinitrotoluene 7 лет назад +977

    Dunkey, not sure if you read all of these, but I've been watching your videos for a while. Your planning, your delivery, your timing is all second to none. It is comic genius of its own brand. It's not just satire, or buffoonery, it varies from video to video, and and in context always delivers something fresh. Your ability to maintain this consistently is simply amazing - where many channels have their 2-3 things that they do well, you have been able to show great diversity without sacrificing quality.
    On top of delivering actual genuine laughs (rather than just keeping me entertained silently), you also deliver valid criticism and commentary that comes from an honest and unfiltered place.
    Keep up the great work!

    • @AxelCross
      @AxelCross 7 лет назад +52

      Every time i watch a dunkey vid im like "oh ya this is why i subbed." But its EVERY video.

    • @chriram97
      @chriram97 7 лет назад +1

      I'll add a comment so that maybe your comment gets more popular and he might see it. Also, I totally agree with everything you wrote!

    • @yaboitushatoo6222
      @yaboitushatoo6222 7 лет назад +2

      Dunkey is funkey!!

    • @dylanloew
      @dylanloew 7 лет назад +1

      The only complain I could possibly form is I wish I could watch our videos for longer and more often, and even then I'm grasping at straws.

    • @jacobsibert4510
      @jacobsibert4510 7 лет назад +1

      246trinitrotoluene absolutely agree

  • @cube_head
    @cube_head Год назад +43

    “Follow closely. Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone.”
    The fact that someone got paid to write this and another person got paid to voice this line is just hilarious in an “RPG”.

    • @TheAsdasy
      @TheAsdasy Год назад +2

      Welcome to *finger guns* modern gaming :D

  • @Azumgi
    @Azumgi 3 года назад +1014

    I always like to pretend that ME:Andromeda is some kind of bad movie in ME universe where Shepard and Garrus chill out on Citadel while watching it and making fun of it after Reapers are gone. 😎

    • @Bandrik
      @Bandrik 3 года назад +115

      Thinking about it in that context does make it more bearable

    • @gerse111
      @gerse111 3 года назад +63

      that's actually a cute and genius idea

    • @ahmetyasar4908
      @ahmetyasar4908 3 года назад +7

      Genious

    • @_veba_4728
      @_veba_4728 3 года назад +7

      Smart!

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 3 года назад +39

      Tali and Shepard watched it for Netflix and Chill night

  • @Tom-hk2ep
    @Tom-hk2ep 3 года назад +307

    Was waiting at the end for a 0/5 or even a 1/5
    "fuck this game"
    *nice*

  • @weshouldspoon
    @weshouldspoon 7 лет назад +612

    Ryder was sssuuccchhhh a step down from femshep in voice actors

    • @MrsKittykatt009
      @MrsKittykatt009 6 лет назад +156

      Syd Norton a step? More like two flights of fucking stairs

    • @jamesroper4952
      @jamesroper4952 6 лет назад +46

      Just a step? More like a death drop straight to the bottom.

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru 6 лет назад +4

      drop to the cliff

    • @JJ-wm6vj
      @JJ-wm6vj 6 лет назад +16

      Jennifer Hale was awesome as femshep.

    • @zeroeleven6551
      @zeroeleven6551 6 лет назад +25

      I still disagree with dunkey's point about the voice actors, giving new talent a chance isn't necessarily a bad idea just like how film actors in games isn't necessarily a good idea (remember Call of Duty...?) But yeah the vocal performances are very subpar.

  • @TheMrHeavens
    @TheMrHeavens 6 лет назад +1816

    Even after a year and a half with more than 15 updates the game is still g a r b a g e

    • @sparhawk1228
      @sparhawk1228 6 лет назад +90

      And the faces still look trash.

    • @nikimilky
      @nikimilky 5 лет назад +11

      How about now?

    • @mohamedloulidi903
      @mohamedloulidi903 5 лет назад +33

      Yeah how about now

    • @nikimilky
      @nikimilky 5 лет назад +155

      @@mohamedloulidi903 thanks for renforceing me mohamed

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 5 лет назад +58

      @@nikimilky Well, now EA and Bioware are trying to pretend that Anthem is salvageable.

  • @SelfBiasedCybernaut
    @SelfBiasedCybernaut 7 лет назад +1857

    Most honest review ever. Subscribed.

    • @ikitojo-_-
      @ikitojo-_- 7 лет назад +6

      Vandalgia Took the words right out of my mouth XD

    • @chucktoss2492
      @chucktoss2492 7 лет назад +1

      That's the way dunkey rolls mah friend

    • @superstar6049
      @superstar6049 7 лет назад

      I say we catch it

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 7 лет назад

      Was letting him know u subbed necessary? Not like he only has a couple dozen subs. It's another drop in the bucket for him.

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 7 лет назад

      Vandalgia The elusive white knight of the comment sections. Must protect strangers from letters on a screen. You're doing the overlord's work,mate.

  • @templar1701
    @templar1701 3 года назад +92

    “I’m fragile, but I’m not that fragile.” -Sarah Ryder

  • @Ezekiel_Kleyer
    @Ezekiel_Kleyer 5 лет назад +570

    The female Krogan from ME3 had such a good voice.
    Eva...
    I still miss Mordan

    • @qwefhj3011
      @qwefhj3011 5 лет назад +13

      eva was a robot and theres no character named mordan wtf

    • @aerohydra3849
      @aerohydra3849 5 лет назад +44

      @@qwefhj3011 Mordin?

    • @qwefhj3011
      @qwefhj3011 5 лет назад

      @@aerohydra3849 ikr

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +35

      Her name Eve was given to her by Mordin. In truth her name was something else that I'm forgetting. Lol she was a female Shaman. Shamans discard their names.

    • @Ezekiel_Kleyer
      @Ezekiel_Kleyer 5 лет назад +1

      @@DantesInferno96
      Thanks, I played this game a long time ago with a friend.
      Drunk nevertheless

  • @zaner5261
    @zaner5261 5 лет назад +198

    "My father's dead."
    *SMILING*

  • @VV1LL
    @VV1LL 7 лет назад +74

    The Mass Effect Andromeda Ad just before the start of the video... ::Kisses fingers:: Magnificent!

    • @shotx100
      @shotx100 7 лет назад +5

      Step 1: You see the Ad;
      Step 2: buy the game;
      Step 3: go back to dunkey's video and watch it;
      Final Step: starts thinking about your acts and begins to do self-harm, proceeding to live a meaningless life

    • @MDKcde
      @MDKcde 7 лет назад

      The only thing better is the baked in Kinect Ad on the Two Best Friends video shitting on the kinect.

  • @M4N451995
    @M4N451995 5 лет назад +166

    "follow closely , do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone"

  • @Detman101
    @Detman101 5 лет назад +172

    That's gotta be the creepiest looking set of main characters I've ever seen.
    Why the hell is she always smiling?!?!?!?!

    • @MrSuperman957
      @MrSuperman957 4 года назад +21

      Bioware messed up the animations cause they switched engines halfway through development

    • @madelinemcmillan4020
      @madelinemcmillan4020 2 года назад +8

      I heard they told the actor double, to smile during lines that were supposed to be neutral so now she looks psychotic

  • @JordanLundyJackNightFire
    @JordanLundyJackNightFire 7 лет назад +261

    You can't spell steal without EA.

    • @JordanLundyJackNightFire
      @JordanLundyJackNightFire 7 лет назад +5

      Hispanic Cuckslayer and Sjw flayer but EA did the backing and financial support to this IP. Sure they didn't make it but they want us to pay DLC and microtransactions on the co-op and multiplayer.

    • @sleepytrout
      @sleepytrout 7 лет назад +2

      Jack NightFire
      You can't spell a lot of things without an E or A.

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 7 лет назад

      Jack NightFire also nauseating.

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr 7 лет назад

      well what do you expect when its Early Access

  • @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
    @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 7 лет назад +195

    Shepard: "We'll bang ok?"

  • @RickFoxChicken
    @RickFoxChicken 4 года назад +56

    I was an enormous mass effect fan. It was the first series that really caught me and made me see what video games could be. Anyways this game really hurt my feelings.

  • @conman973
    @conman973 7 лет назад +1493

    4:02 I laughed way too hard at that.

    • @ReubenBosch
      @ReubenBosch 7 лет назад +143

      Cheesethegoldensword He asked the bartender for two drinks, "extra quick." The humor came from the fact that she put the drinks on the table before he finished asking for them and that she looked excited and silly while doing so.
      Ky Cai said that they "laughed *way too hard* at that," which indicates that they found the joke only a little funny.

    • @108wee
      @108wee 7 лет назад +92

      right? im dying, the stupid face as she hand the beer. not normal at all. she also widens her eyes and then glares at you for no reason.

    • @abigmonster8457
      @abigmonster8457 6 лет назад +28

      her stupid face

    • @imbatrossthescrub2096
      @imbatrossthescrub2096 6 лет назад +1

      Clearly an intern made that.

    • @ashketchup6839
      @ashketchup6839 6 лет назад +1

      @@ReubenBosch I can't believe you have to explain what a joke is

  • @FourFoxxx
    @FourFoxxx 7 лет назад +210

    EA: *Proceeds to close down Bioware and puts all blame on them*

    • @chiefsymeris
      @chiefsymeris 7 лет назад +21

      Don't even joke about those things, they could do it !

    • @aaronhillaker7036
      @aaronhillaker7036 7 лет назад +33

      We can only hope.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 7 лет назад +2

      Thats their classic MO

    • @NakedAvanger
      @NakedAvanger 7 лет назад

      Aaron Hillaker pretty sure it ain't their fault
      Then again we don't know so yeah...

    • @nobyra
      @nobyra 7 лет назад +1

      If they had putted the work in the hands of more veteran/skilled people it would've been better

  • @sangresolida
    @sangresolida 7 лет назад +384

    Super Mario Bros. 2 has better facial animations.

    • @Greedyselfish97
      @Greedyselfish97 7 лет назад +2

      Which one?

    • @user-xf1vv4ec3y
      @user-xf1vv4ec3y 7 лет назад +4

      Greedyselfish97 The one....and.... only "Super Mario Bros. 2!!!!"

    • @TheWeaklyPaper
      @TheWeaklyPaper 7 лет назад +13

      The saddest thing is that he may be right, I think you can actually tell that Mario or whoever is hurt when they lose a life.

    • @akba666
      @akba666 7 лет назад +34

      That's why it's goty for almost 30 years now.

    • @Metal-ge5hr
      @Metal-ge5hr 7 лет назад

      Doomsday, you know he's referring to whether it's the American or Japanese​ versions of Super Mario Bros. 2, right?

  • @alexharmonymusic3068
    @alexharmonymusic3068 5 лет назад +174

    Director: Sarah! I love what you’re doing so far, but we could use a little more...expression.
    Sarah Ryder: 5:08

  • @alexanderdillon3754
    @alexanderdillon3754 7 лет назад +426

    "Inhuman, unoriginal, and fundamentally broken" christ Donkster let them know how you really feel haha

  • @Erone
    @Erone 7 лет назад +261

    Wow, great job BioWare, you actually made Dunkey legitimately angry

    • @absoluteshambles6905
      @absoluteshambles6905 7 лет назад +1

      Erone the best punchline is the one that never hits

    • @JohnRusindo
      @JohnRusindo 7 лет назад

      Bioware Montreal made this, not the team behind the original trilogy

    • @sethbryant7894
      @sethbryant7894 7 лет назад

      He's been made legitimately angry before, though.

    • @TheDeadlockBuzz
      @TheDeadlockBuzz 7 лет назад +1

      Don Rooster doesn't matter, its still under the Bioware name

  • @markyday9076
    @markyday9076 7 лет назад +268

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite review on the Citadel.

    • @TheGuardian163
      @TheGuardian163 7 лет назад +6

      it was so cool that could could profit from doing cheesy marketing

    • @iBrighter
      @iBrighter 7 лет назад +6

      I'm Garrus Vakarian, AND THIS IS NOW MY FAVOURITE COMMENT ON THE CITADEL.

    • @CaboosePootis
      @CaboosePootis 7 лет назад

      damn right

    • @foremancat1111
      @foremancat1111 7 лет назад

      Some volus: yes, earth-clan

    • @MercuryBlackN
      @MercuryBlackN 5 месяцев назад

      @@CaboosePootis ywnbaw

  • @PhlippyG
    @PhlippyG 5 лет назад +75

    I agree with everything except the voice actor recognizability. I think a voice actor should really only be judged based off their talent and ability to play their character well.

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад +9

      Yeah but they can’t really play their character well

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 Год назад +2

      Something the OG trilogy had that andromeda couldn't really do is have a slew of famous scifi actors I the voice cast. You got Claudia Black, the Canadian dude fm Stargate, ol mate "I'm not a merry man" fm Star Trek. Since a lot of them were already cast in 1, 2 and 3 there wasn't really a chance to grab more for Andromeda to give the world some gravitas

  • @smiggieballs8955
    @smiggieballs8955 5 лет назад +1241

    1:41 was so unfunny it made me laugh because of how funny their attempt at being funny was.

    • @anthonysayegh8187
      @anthonysayegh8187 5 лет назад +7

      Cancer Lover lol

    • @brassf0x
      @brassf0x 5 лет назад +108

      That sounds like someone playing online who takes the game way too seriously but still tries to crack a few jokes.

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +29

      TBH it sounds like something a boomer would say

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 5 лет назад +6

      i think that was the point. at least i hope so.

    • @gymnopedieno.2925
      @gymnopedieno.2925 5 лет назад +68

      Its fun ass hell, don't you understand
      He shot him in the face

  • @Prosauropodslovecake
    @Prosauropodslovecake 7 лет назад +250

    Wow... Oblivion NPC's had more life in them.

    • @TheGuardian163
      @TheGuardian163 7 лет назад +25

      Even today I still like Oblivion's NPC's altough they're not the best. I preferred them to Skyrim actually, because they actually acknowledge things about you. "You are the grand champion!".
      And God do I miss the Dark Brotherhood questline. I'm glad the Dark Brotherhood exists in Skyrim, but the best questline will always be Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood questline.

    • @Garthorium
      @Garthorium 7 лет назад +13

      TheGuardian163, Oblivion in general seems to be so much more full of life than Skyrim. The questing in general is so much more enjoyable and diverse, though I use the term without full conviction. Even to this day Oblivion is still my preferred Elder Scrolls game, the only thing it really falls short of is polish and combat, otherwise the rest surpasses Skyrim with flying colours. The soundtrack I don't believe is up for debate, Jeremy Soule does a wonderful job with whatever he is given.

    • @MMAteenager
      @MMAteenager 7 лет назад

      TheGuardian163 Oblivian's quest lines all felt more open ended like you could do them the way you wanted to. Skyrim felt way more linear. That's why I got bored of it.

    • @kyleh5011
      @kyleh5011 7 лет назад +7

      "Oblivion NPC" was actually the first thing I thought when I saw Addison's face.

    • @Garthorium
      @Garthorium 7 лет назад +2

      MMA, Agreed, though it's hard to word what it is exactly that gives that vibe, it's very evident in the way Oblivion is designed. Lately, Bethesda's just pushing games out that offer no actual choices or real dynamic in questing. The Radiant AI/Quest system is a gimmick, mainly because it recycles, which does reinvigorate old dungeons but yeah, nothing spectacular.
      Oblivion just seems like a rich and vibrant world waiting to be discovered. I've pumped hundreds if not thousands of hours into it, and I'm still finding new stuff. As old as Oblivion may be, it really is a vast yet dense world, beaming with colour and sound, quite the opposite of both it's successor, and it's predecessor.
      I literally cannot bring myself to uninstall it. Morrowind, yeah, sure. Skyrim? Haven't cared to play it since 2014. But Oblivion? I refuse to give it up.

  • @MarthGrabRange91
    @MarthGrabRange91 7 лет назад +646

    these vids are hilarious I can't believe I haven't heard of Dunkey before

    • @AbyssalSchmitt
      @AbyssalSchmitt 6 лет назад +18

      Timothy Baumann you poor thing watch more my friend

    • @druidofthefang
      @druidofthefang 6 лет назад +1

      Soon you have seen them all many times

  • @scenenuf
    @scenenuf Год назад +22

    Damn, Starfield was Andromeda all along

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C Год назад +5

      starfield is a bit better, but its not saying much

  • @pablodelgado7919
    @pablodelgado7919 7 лет назад +1923

    Let's all laugh at a industry that never learns anything tee hee hee

    • @killerskillet
      @killerskillet 7 лет назад +54

      an* industry

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot 7 лет назад +137

      You need to brush up on your yahtzee fucko

    • @suddenlypotatoes1368
      @suddenlypotatoes1368 6 лет назад +35

      How did that guy get that many thumbs for not getting the reference and being a dick for no reason?

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 6 лет назад

      Mass effect hurt, andromeda

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 6 лет назад

      Zero Punct?

  • @supershimadabro6839
    @supershimadabro6839 7 лет назад +366

    I waited so long for this game. . . . . . .feels like I'm still waiting. . . .

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight 7 лет назад +1

      Super Shimada Bro that's how it felt about Mgs5 and FF 15

    • @ramham24
      @ramham24 7 лет назад +4

      I have to agree. I enjoy the game overall but I still feel like I'm waiting for the return of Mass Effect.

    • @LimeTimeHD
      @LimeTimeHD 7 лет назад

      Super Shimada Bro You can. For Star Citizen.

    • @NarokathCrimzonAE
      @NarokathCrimzonAE 7 лет назад +10

      You need healing.

    • @TheDinkybird92
      @TheDinkybird92 7 лет назад

      after it came out, none of us did

  • @HelloChief117
    @HelloChief117 7 лет назад +942

    Saddest thing is that this game was made by a BioWare studio that has never made a video game before. It really shows too.

    • @HelloChief117
      @HelloChief117 7 лет назад +89

      When it comes to the female faces, it wouldn't surprise me. It's sad when I think that the alien with metal plates on her face (Vetra) looks better than any of the human or asari females. The angaran females look like someone was trying to redo the quarians from scratch. While being blindfolded.

    • @169FLOZ
      @169FLOZ 7 лет назад +101

      Jesus fuck no. This is just dumb message board bullshit. They fucked up the faces because they didn't know what they were doing, didn't have the oversight they should have, and because someone desperately mismanaged the project.

    • @satinderpanesar8463
      @satinderpanesar8463 7 лет назад +25

      This shit honestly just reminds me of brilliance halo 1-3 then going to the shit show that was halo 4

    • @omegasrevenge
      @omegasrevenge 7 лет назад +54

      Guys, didn't you know? Half the original team left Bioware after Mass Effect 3. The people who made Andromeda are almost entirely those who made the ME3 Multiplayer.

    • @frinoh
      @frinoh 7 лет назад +20

      If you put it like that I feel kinda bad for the team...

  • @theJuicmanisbak
    @theJuicmanisbak 2 года назад +10

    The female protagonist looks like she's always looking at the squiggly lines in her eye fluid

  • @radioactivegum2298
    @radioactivegum2298 7 лет назад +19

    Biofan: "If you just ignore all the flaws the game is fun."
    Yeah I might also be able to enjoy watching paint dry if I just flip my "standards" switch to "off".

  • @draphking
    @draphking 7 лет назад +421

    "Follow closely. Do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone"
    The fact that this was a line in a Mass Effect game makes me want to die.

    • @falloutdaily1354
      @falloutdaily1354 7 лет назад +38

      MrZurata it was first contact with an Alien Species. if an Alien Species came down to earth after we were attacked by a different alien species, you wouldn't want this new alien to just run around and fuck with everyone. You hadn't earned their trust and you were something they never saw before. how about you at least think before commenting. the majority of this video is taken out of context. not gonna lie Sara and some of the animations and bugs are bad. not much else

    • @MyLifeMyShou
      @MyLifeMyShou 7 лет назад +26

      It's similar to the "My face is tired" line. In game excuses for laziness.

    • @CreativeUsernameEh
      @CreativeUsernameEh 7 лет назад +20

      Context is pretty fucking important, have you not played the game?

    • @Dragonforce1336
      @Dragonforce1336 7 лет назад +5

      CreativeUsernameEh why would anyone play such a shitty game?

    • @McTrapper
      @McTrapper 7 лет назад +2

      Candere Yet people still play cods, battlefields and league

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 7 лет назад +640

    Won't even grace it with a rating, huh. Harsh.

    • @randysterbentz5599
      @randysterbentz5599 7 лет назад +21

      It wasn't a dunkview, so I guess it doesn't warrant a rating. Just him ranting about its shortcomings

    • @Thoughtmo
      @Thoughtmo 7 лет назад +6

      I'm thinking it's a good old 1/5

    • @jackymyboy
      @jackymyboy 7 лет назад +32

      well he did, Fuck this game/5 thats close enough i guess :^)

    • @YzzleMate
      @YzzleMate 7 лет назад +17

      Fuck this game/10

    • @Handgun777
      @Handgun777 7 лет назад +6

      Not harsh enough.

  • @KevinSmile
    @KevinSmile 3 года назад +7

    "Follow closely, do not try to explore the city or interact with anyone"
    Subtle.

  • @DreaperPlays
    @DreaperPlays 7 лет назад +478

    This game was one of the very few games I just stopped playing. You nailed everything. The characters just weren't there, my character didn't feel like _me_ and I could give less of a shit about anything happening. It honestly depresses me.

    • @kurtusky13
      @kurtusky13 7 лет назад +40

      JackAgony but did you feel like Batman?

    • @OkMazzy
      @OkMazzy 7 лет назад +17

      I simply hate this game. It took a huge step backward in every way and even that’s understating how bad they screwed up.

    • @applepie231
      @applepie231 7 лет назад +30

      I gave up right after you find out the Kett are turning Angarans into Kett. They try to pull on your heartstrings....but we don't give two fucking shit about the boring ass Angarans. The Angarans are easily the most dull species in all of Mass Effect. Fuck having a cool new species for a new galaxy right?
      Back to the bullshit heartstring yanking, we don't give a shit about Kett turning Angarans. WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS SAME SHIT. Except then it was the Reapers turning entire species into hideous monstrosities....so when this reveal came in Andromeda I could not have cared less. God the people who made this game sucked....

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 6 лет назад

      It's taken way out of context. You were free to explore a planet before getting to that point, and dick around as much as you wanted.

    • @christopherreid6787
      @christopherreid6787 6 лет назад +5

      Joao Gomes I don't think you get the point of why people don't like this game.

  • @hurshi3843
    @hurshi3843 7 лет назад +485

    Should've called this video Mass Defect

  • @BronzeAgePepper
    @BronzeAgePepper 7 лет назад +119

    BioWare: How do you want your new ME protagonist
    Me: You ever seen Garry's Mod videos?
    BioWare: Say no more.

    • @leeragdoll3458
      @leeragdoll3458 7 лет назад +23

      lazierbeam I can't believe you say that. Stop insulting Garry's Mod by comparing them to ME:A

  • @n-2873
    @n-2873 5 лет назад +607

    Top 3 Anime Moments that signified the villains doom:
    3: Golden Wind
    2: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    1: More Dunkey

    • @kek848
      @kek848 5 лет назад +17

      4:Yare Yare Daze

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 лет назад +7

      MUDA Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda MUUUUUUUDA!!!!!

    • @lukeskywalker987
      @lukeskywalker987 5 лет назад +4

      Kore ga.. requiem, da

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 4 года назад +2

      Wouldn't three be "to be continued"

    • @uegeywcewhdvsdge318
      @uegeywcewhdvsdge318 4 года назад

      Golden wind?

  • @grimmSOL
    @grimmSOL 5 лет назад +359

    To think, BioWare would make a game, 2 years later, that would make this look good...

    • @gavinmahoney5402
      @gavinmahoney5402 5 лет назад +128

      the difference was we all knew Anthem was just gonna fuckin suck, whereas with this a new mass effect game at least sounds good on paper

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +15

      No one was expecting Anthem to succeed. But yeah I see what you mean.

    • @keknov5555
      @keknov5555 4 года назад +1

      I already knew anthem would suck, it just looked like some shitty destiny rip off

    • @MS-vn2pb
      @MS-vn2pb 4 года назад +18

      I had to read the responses to figure out what game you meant. I forgot Anthem even existed.

    • @muggerpugger3231
      @muggerpugger3231 4 года назад

      M S Yeah same lol

  • @Zordo707
    @Zordo707 7 лет назад +1758

    Mass Effect: Andromeda came out on March 21.
    World Down Syndrome day is on March 21.

  • @ItsMcDude
    @ItsMcDude 7 лет назад +207

    This game has the world's first romance story that isn't better than Twilight.
    That's some innovative shit right there.

    • @superneko99
      @superneko99 7 лет назад

      ItsMcDude jeez that memes like what, 2012?

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 7 лет назад +20

      Sir, it's an old meme, but it checks out.

    • @Vardimas
      @Vardimas 7 лет назад +7

      its an old meme, but it checks out

    • @captainsober
      @captainsober 7 лет назад +5

      Old meme is gold meme...

    • @lucardumen9354
      @lucardumen9354 7 лет назад

      ItsMcDude its an old check, but it memes out

  • @Wyvern201
    @Wyvern201 4 года назад +22

    I swear to god, the gaming industry is the only one where saying something’s “regressed” or “gone back” makes me think that it might have improved

    • @flawlessvic
      @flawlessvic 2 года назад +2

      I have theories on why the game dev market is so screwed up at the moment. It's probably a bit divisive, so I'll leave out the particulars, but it's a mix of: profit first, employment practices, and listening to the loudest people who don't play games.

  • @PixelguardianGame
    @PixelguardianGame 7 лет назад +30

    A Mass Effect Andromeda ad played before this video. How fitting.

  • @Sky-rv3to
    @Sky-rv3to 7 лет назад +606

    Dunkey you should have put in the hand-to-hand fight scenes, the animation was so abysmal

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 7 лет назад +122

      the female krogan vs the male krogan fight was the worst thing i had ever seen from a triple A game in a while

    • @Sky-rv3to
      @Sky-rv3to 7 лет назад +20

      I know right, it was actually hilarious watching them fight

    • @thetrashman2657
      @thetrashman2657 7 лет назад +31

      George Emdin it was just like this " I punch you no I punch you no you don't eh" then kicked him in the shins and he fell.

    • @allansouza9834
      @allansouza9834 7 лет назад

      Hazza Jr And we thought No Mans Sky was shit

    • @redzeppelin6
      @redzeppelin6 7 лет назад +21

      I laughed for a solid 5 minuets from it.

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 7 лет назад +54

    I never knew andromeda was the uncanny galaxy

  • @captainunderpants4934
    @captainunderpants4934 3 года назад +13

    I keep coming back to watching this. This was one of the funniest videos from Dunkey in my opinion.