Finding Sebastian's Father! - Stardew Valley

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  • @thorifyer
    @thorifyer 6 лет назад +9712

    Wait a minute...
    Anti-social, enjoys looking at the rain, rarely interacts with others.
    Then the father must be....
    The mermaid pendant guy!

    • @sassberrysnap
      @sassberrysnap 6 лет назад +313

      thorifyer I mean... He can just have a unique personality

    • @dovahkiinchickennugget4182
      @dovahkiinchickennugget4182 6 лет назад +168

      thorifyer I thought the same thing.

    • @emilymccloud957
      @emilymccloud957 6 лет назад +125

      I'm sorry to tell you this but he's dead

    • @donashcroft93
      @donashcroft93 6 лет назад +368

      @@emilymccloud957 he wasn't always dead though.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 6 лет назад +453

      A person must be alive before they can die.

  • @Yimzee
    @Yimzee 6 лет назад +5476

    Plot twist: Sebastian’s father has died and was reincarnated as a motorcycle

    • @acronolozki
      @acronolozki 4 года назад +779

      youre saying sebastian is riding his dad?

    • @_cindyette_
      @_cindyette_ 4 года назад +174

      @@acronolozki LMAOOOOOO

    • @nightfall6817
      @nightfall6817 4 года назад +183

      @@acronolozki excuse me w h a t

    • @Nikkiii-1
      @Nikkiii-1 4 года назад +46

      Lima that’s what I was thinking xD

    • @zawarudo7806
      @zawarudo7806 4 года назад +130

      What happened to your father?
      I'm telling you, he turned hself into a motorcycle, funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @octosimp1717
    @octosimp1717 5 лет назад +2262

    Robin: likes “working” in the rain
    Sebastian: likes going to the beach in the rain
    Old mariner: only shows up on the beach when it’s raining
    Boom I solved it no ifs ands or buts

    • @650Massive
      @650Massive 4 года назад +40

      *no comas,*

    • @thehammmann
      @thehammmann 4 года назад +41

      650Massive yes be healthy no comas

    • @phuongle1736
      @phuongle1736 4 года назад +11

      AnAlivePerson Totally HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHSSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA *wheeze*

    • @yourlastbraincell7591
      @yourlastbraincell7591 4 года назад +36

      But Robin said wet wood isn't a joy to work with?

    • @lol42069.
      @lol42069. 3 года назад +18

      @@phuongle1736 are you having a stroke

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 6 лет назад +5889

    That thumbnail. Pam is 100% the father.

  • @ohno4930
    @ohno4930 6 лет назад +6909

    I always feel bad for Sebastian, Robin and Demetrius aren't bad people but it seems like he kinda gets treated like the outcast of the family. There's a line he says when you're married talking about how he's glad to have windows or natural light or something and several more that suggest he didn't choose to live in the basement, for one, and it seems like Demetrius heavily shows favoritism towards Maru. Maru, of course, gets attention from both parents being that Robin is also her biological mother. Not only that, but in some of his cutscenes, I feel like he shows some signs of social anxiety and I can kinda see why.
    But that also makes me biased towards him, because I'm a gamer nerd with social anxiety.

    • @dewie7022
      @dewie7022 6 лет назад +645

      Which is why im married to him in stardew valley

    • @ohno4930
      @ohno4930 6 лет назад +323

      spacecat2000 Hey Same! He was the first character I romanced ♥

    • @ayato4743
      @ayato4743 6 лет назад +396

      Same. Just married him ingame. He really shows signs of anxiety and even depression. I felt so bad for him.

    • @sentretsparkle
      @sentretsparkle 6 лет назад +343

      Okay, so if I'm getting the family dynamic right, Sebastian was already Robin's kid, then she remarried and had Maru. Right? This would explain why Maru looks more like Dimetrius, right? I'm just saying that dynamic would make sense...

    • @ohno4930
      @ohno4930 6 лет назад +226

      Sentret Sparkle Yep! Sebastian is Robin's kid, and Demetrius is his stepfather, whereas Maru is his half-sister :)

  • @Christelysetd
    @Christelysetd 6 лет назад +2726

    In Robins Bedroom, you can find a book in the bookshelf about second marriage. And when Sebastian is standing by the lake he talks about Demitrius. He says that he isn't his real father.
    I just think that Robin and her first husband divorced, when she married again they moved to Pelican Town. Maybe the father is in ZuZu City? I just think Sebastian and his father talk to each other. And maybe he is a ginger but coloured his hair black .... because emo things

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 5 лет назад +277

      Sebastien is from Robin's first marriage, yeah. And like you said, that first husband doesn't have to be from Stardew Valley. But don't forget that both the Old Mariner and Shane could be potential candidates. Shane has the purple hair and anti-social personality. Meanwhile the Old Mariner happens to have dark hair.
      Or you know, Robin got a little lonely and visited the Wizard one rainy evening.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 лет назад +84

      My theories exactly. And I'm pretty sure Penny's dad left for Zuzu City or beyond, too.

    • @ytknucklejerk
      @ytknucklejerk 4 года назад +42

      @@Kalmaro4152 I think Seb's hair probably is died dark purple.

    • @ytknucklejerk
      @ytknucklejerk 4 года назад +82

      @@Kalmaro4152 And I don't really think Shane would be his father... If he were, because of the purple hair, Seb's hair would be a lot lighter shade of purple. And it doesn't make sense that ginger + purple hair= dark purple? I think seb's hair is probably a ginger and dies his hair dark purple.

    • @YourActualChild
      @YourActualChild 4 года назад +12

      Christelysetd I Highkey think his father could be Morris

  • @Kat-rj8sp
    @Kat-rj8sp 6 лет назад +807

    I'll say it's the dude that gives u a pendant on the beach on a rainy day. Maybe he got his heart broken by Robin cus they weren't ready to get married and have a kid. He wants you to be fully ready to marry someone and waits till u and ur partner truly love each other before he gives u the pendant so u don't have to go thru the experience he did.

    • @Alexa-be4sk
      @Alexa-be4sk 4 года назад +29

      But in the game there's dialogue that says Seb was from a previous marriage of Robin

    • @maggsjj1808
      @maggsjj1808 3 года назад

      Perfect yass Queen

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 года назад +6

      According to a library book he’s a ghost

    • @grassyboi05
      @grassyboi05 3 года назад

      I Googled it and it says Morris is

  • @lemonyemo8035
    @lemonyemo8035 6 лет назад +3810

    Finding emo's father

  • @mindym6473
    @mindym6473 6 лет назад +1777

    Theory: his dad is dead. He is in the local graveyard in the middle of the town. Very nice place for a graveyard

    • @mindym6473
      @mindym6473 6 лет назад +151

      Also he likes to go to the beach when its raining? Who shows up only at that time??? The shady man

    • @marcoosh2403
      @marcoosh2403 6 лет назад +46

      Mining Mindy
      The old mariner?

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 лет назад +24

      Yeah, it does wonders to the soil and attracts interesting creatures. Right next to the only bar/restaurant in town as well.

    • @nato9101
      @nato9101 6 лет назад +59

      Well the graveyard is the dead centre of town.

    • @chdreturns
      @chdreturns 6 лет назад +7

      Eccentrica Jones Badum-tsk

  • @ArJayDM
    @ArJayDM 6 лет назад +329

    his dad is the bouncer; he was living a second life and had a huge gambling problem and now has to work to pay off his debt to sandy

  • @megatron6979
    @megatron6979 4 года назад +393

    "George is now officially the second coolest thing on two wheels in town."
    this had me laughing for a long time

    • @topsyturvy1097
      @topsyturvy1097 3 года назад +9

      Gotta love 'my arms are strong but my legs need work' // 'ok George'

  • @jacquelineharkiss1018
    @jacquelineharkiss1018 5 лет назад +614

    "Both Shane and Sebastian are unlikable idiots"
    Considering they're the 2 characters I've married in this game, I guess I have a type. Maybe I like characters I see myself in :)

    • @phantochu3456
      @phantochu3456 4 года назад +9

      Oh my god *wheeze*

    • @yotsubaed
      @yotsubaed 4 года назад +62

      They're also the most popular spouses, so they are VERY lovable

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz 4 года назад +24

      I wanted to date Alex when I started but then married Shane instead

    • @stormytehcat
      @stormytehcat 4 года назад

      same...

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 года назад +8

      Me whenever I play: *marry penny* *marry Leah*
      I guess my type is Gingers, I already knew that tho

  • @nephalemnova
    @nephalemnova 6 лет назад +2558

    I HAVE A LEGIT THEORY:
    I don't think the Wizard is his father, because there's a lot of real evidence that Abigail is the Wizard's daughter. If you don't end up marrying Abigail or Sebastian they're the game's natural flow of ending up together. So unless there's some incest scandal here I don't think that's the case. Anyways, Sebastian likes going to the beach in the rain. You know who else is on the beach specifically in the rain? The 'ol Mariner- the guy you get the mermaid pendant from! I just thought that was too likely to be a coincidence? Just a theory :)

    • @naiomipetric722
      @naiomipetric722 6 лет назад +84

      nova scosh but the wizard isnt her father her natural hair color is chestnut her mom says she dyes her hair.....

    • @alexiss.7418
      @alexiss.7418 6 лет назад +264

      Maybe the mariner actually was his dad and he died. Isnt the mariner a ghost? Also abby says that her hair wont change back and she doesnt remember when she last died it.

    • @cymbient2972
      @cymbient2972 6 лет назад +87

      The mariner was long, long speculated to be a ghost, there's quite a bit of evidence with it, too.
      But hey, does that stop the possibility?

    • @bread44
      @bread44 6 лет назад +100

      A game theory
      I’m sorry

    • @naomihannah2691
      @naomihannah2691 6 лет назад +5

      nova scosh I agree

  • @FantasyAddict95
    @FantasyAddict95 6 лет назад +240

    you forgot about the ghost you buy the pendant from. He's in a spot on the beach *nobody* ever goes, you have to *build* a bridge to him, and *only* in the rain. He died, Robin remarried. And ghosts are pretty supernatural and kinda emo, so... He could be...

  • @jjawesome1803
    @jjawesome1803 6 лет назад +639

    Maru - "hey I was hoping you'd come by"
    DF - "Why is that? So I could watch your robot imitate Sebastian's dad and leave forever?"
    Holy crap. Savage 😂

    • @StrandedClone
      @StrandedClone 3 года назад +1

      Don't like this comment... Very fragile number here

    • @calamity9451
      @calamity9451 3 года назад

      @@StrandedClone Where?

    • @StrandedClone
      @StrandedClone 3 года назад

      @@calamity9451 it was 420 likes

    • @calamity9451
      @calamity9451 3 года назад

      @@StrandedClone It was and i found 3 primsatic shards today :D
      One i used in desert and i got a galaxy sword :0

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 6 лет назад +574

    What about the old mariner?
    He appears on the beach when it's raining.
    Sebastian goes to the beach when it's raining.
    *NEW SUSPECT*

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 года назад +2

      Isn’t he dead? They talk about “The Ghost of the Old Mariner”

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 3 года назад +9

      @@cass6082 He was alive at one point moron

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 Год назад +2

      @@cass6082 That doesn't exactly mean he's not the dad... Ghosts come from people, you know?

  • @nintendoloverin9567
    @nintendoloverin9567 6 лет назад +1853

    In the next episode of DangerouslyFunny: Finding Haley's Brain! - Stardew Valley!

    • @marcusn9371
      @marcusn9371 6 лет назад +87

      That’s impossible because she doesn’t have one.

    • @kootnikoff
      @kootnikoff 6 лет назад +44

      pam 8 it

    • @golong7648
      @golong7648 6 лет назад +28

      Hey, I married Haley, I love the girly-girl type! She’s a lot better once you get to know her!

    • @determineddaaf3
      @determineddaaf3 6 лет назад +33

      I married her too and I still think she's stupid. The only reason I married her is because she was the first one that reached 8 hearts.

    • @Salterisks
      @Salterisks 5 лет назад +6

      Cant happen. She never had one

  • @unknownscreations9188
    @unknownscreations9188 6 лет назад +1494

    Are we sure it's not mumps?

  • @not_a_klue
    @not_a_klue 6 лет назад +337

    i believe that Sebastian's father lives in zuzu city. during the game he mentions how he wants to move to the city, and how he goes there on his motorcycle every now and again. maybe he would like to see his father there. and he tends to hang around people who are also related to, or lived in zuzu city, like Sam who used to live there, and Abigail who is tired of the valley, and wants more excitement, like in zuzu city. but that's just a theory, a game theory. thanks for reading (I like game Theorists)

  • @fanyar_
    @fanyar_ 6 лет назад +83

    Simple, Mumps time traveled back in time and married Robin, then cleansed all memories, but forgot to delete Sebastian. Then he went back to the future.

  • @someonewithachannel6232
    @someonewithachannel6232 6 лет назад +642

    Pam is the father. It's why Sebastian's a depressed emo kid.

    • @LumaEclipse
      @LumaEclipse 5 лет назад +4

      F---. PAM

    • @jackmcwilliam7541
      @jackmcwilliam7541 4 года назад +15

      Tabitha Monaco no. Shes just an unstoppable beast

    • @Monkey-081hs
      @Monkey-081hs Год назад

      Unless Pam is a trans female then biology would have a nice argument against that

  • @edmeekearney8050
    @edmeekearney8050 4 года назад +451

    *Sebastian is depressed because he dad went to get milk*

  • @kingfivebird2457
    @kingfivebird2457 6 лет назад +675

    I think the dad of him is the guy you buy the mermaid pendent from

    • @alyson6120
      @alyson6120 6 лет назад +46

      Do you mean the old mariner?

    • @kingfivebird2457
      @kingfivebird2457 6 лет назад +20

      Yes

    • @lucaa.hudelist5182
      @lucaa.hudelist5182 6 лет назад +102

      That guy is supposedly a dead sailor, following a book from the library.
      And now I want this to be canon.
      RobinxMariner. I ship it.

    • @Waterproof_Toaster
      @Waterproof_Toaster 6 лет назад +147

      Sebastion and robin both like rainy days on the beach when the old Mariner is out

    • @alyson6120
      @alyson6120 6 лет назад +6

      Marshad Hollis that’s what I was thinking

  • @LumaEclipse
    @LumaEclipse 5 лет назад +166

    I have married Sebastian in Stardew Valley
    I am proud
    (All that time waiting for him to leave his room)

  • @Cloudywarrior1
    @Cloudywarrior1 6 лет назад +266

    I felt for sure it was confirmed that Sebastian was from Robin's first marriage and Demitrius was her second husband. I just assumed his father wasn't someone from the valley. Try hovering over Sebastian or Robin's portrait in the social menu? I thought it says something about a first marriage somewhere.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 6 лет назад +8

      Beky Boo Wait, what does hovering over a portrait in the social menu do? I just tried and nothing happens...

    • @Cloudywarrior1
      @Cloudywarrior1 6 лет назад +4

      oh rip, I'm just furiously trying to remember where I saw the information and my brain made something up then, it's been ages since I've played the game

    • @Cloudywarrior1
      @Cloudywarrior1 6 лет назад +37

      I figured it out (from looking at the wiki) Robin has books in her bookshelf titled "Maximising your second marriage" and "Practical tips for first-time step-dads" That's where I got the assumption from.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 6 лет назад

      Beky Boo Oh yeah, I remember that too! Nice job!

    • @Momoko524
      @Momoko524 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah. I think Sebastian is from Zuzu City or something if I remember correctly. The dad is probably there and Robin went to Stardew Valley to get away from him

  • @bassplayertaylor6983
    @bassplayertaylor6983 6 лет назад +324

    Fun fact, Sebastian would only have the chance to be ginger if the father was carrying the recessive gene for that trait. That would give him a 50 percent chance of being ginger. If the father does not carry that gene, Sebastian would never have red hair, regardless of the fact that Robin does.

    • @MissCyn666
      @MissCyn666 6 лет назад +64

      I like to think he's actually ginger but he dyes his hair. Idk it's just funny to imagine

    • @lucaa.hudelist5182
      @lucaa.hudelist5182 6 лет назад +11

      I could have sworn that was mentioned in the games once...

    • @Cheshiregrinn91
      @Cheshiregrinn91 6 лет назад +34

      right? I think that Abigail mentions once that she and Sebastian dye their hair together or something like that?

    • @lucaa.hudelist5182
      @lucaa.hudelist5182 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I can remember something along these lines!

    • @jhemp
      @jhemp 6 лет назад +25

      Just want to point out that this isnt true because hair color isnt dependent on a single gene. The chance of him having red hair is hard to quantify.

  • @Koenna99
    @Koenna99 6 лет назад +332

    My theory is either Sebastian's biological father is either dead or divorced and on bad terms with Robin, the second being more possible being they never say anything about him and I doubt you'd talk about someone you're on bad terms with.

    • @Aries0098
      @Aries0098 6 лет назад +1

      mkoch99 My theory is Sebastian is a red head and just dyes his hair.

    • @Koenna99
      @Koenna99 6 лет назад +1

      Hannibal0098, I don't doubt that, but that's got nothing to really add to my theory ^^;

    • @ladyjinyxx
      @ladyjinyxx 5 лет назад +9

      Dead, goes to the beach, doesnt look like his parents, loves fish.
      Second time robin was married.
      His father died in a shipwreck. And appears in the rain.

    • @LumaEclipse
      @LumaEclipse 5 лет назад +1

      What about a one night stand

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 года назад +3

      Well Maru is his half-sister by his mother Robin and they seem to be relatively close in age which means that Robin was with Demetrius (and his bio dad had already gone) when Sebastian was still a baby/little-kid, so it’s possible that it was a one-night-stand or that his dad left when he found out Robin was pregnant. Though maybe it’s possible that he died or abandoned them since the book “Making your second marriage work” seems to indicate that Robin was probably married to his dad if only for a short while

  • @GodzillaFreak
    @GodzillaFreak 6 лет назад +646

    Sebastian probably came from the city like you.

    • @enchantedarmor3913
      @enchantedarmor3913 6 лет назад +28

      If you have enough hearts go to the same book case you went to and in the same place as you find pears stash it gives you info that demtisis is his step father

    • @AudreytheNerd
      @AudreytheNerd 6 лет назад +10

      Enchanted armor pears stash

    • @nina-eh6vg
      @nina-eh6vg 4 года назад +1

      @@enchantedarmor3913 what

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 6 лет назад +1070

    I actually like Sebastian, dislike the fact that he smokes, but he's not real so who cares?

    • @pipsindifference
      @pipsindifference 6 лет назад +76

      Aeladya Same but I think it’s real story to why he smokes like he has no father maybe his parents divorced or his father just left and I’m assuming he dislikes Demetrius and Maru so it must be hard for him olso he’s bae so idc if he smokeds

    • @JadePlayer2
      @JadePlayer2 6 лет назад +246

      Well romancing him also prompts him to quit smoking, so there's that

    • @amaorra9181
      @amaorra9181 6 лет назад +19

      YESSS MY BAE

    • @dylan7642
      @dylan7642 6 лет назад +2

      Aeladya he loves his vase

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 6 лет назад +33

      Who the fuck cares if he smokes? I'm sick and tired of the stigma against smoking and not drinking.

  • @KiraraLalaYT
    @KiraraLalaYT 6 лет назад +550

    Lets play a game "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

    • @MartinDEmedic
      @MartinDEmedic 6 лет назад +10

      ITS NOT A TUMOR!

    • @navybluechilipeppers
      @navybluechilipeppers 6 лет назад +4

      I saw one daddy come to a funky looking shrine. He was holding a really colourful stone.

    • @sebster23
      @sebster23 6 лет назад

      Who’s my daddy?

    • @light0221
      @light0221 6 лет назад

      Skipper Willy mumps

    • @captain-ff6hg
      @captain-ff6hg 6 лет назад

      “🎶Who’s my daddy? What’s, he do?🎶”

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 6 лет назад +128

    I don’t think there’s an affair going on. They directly tell you that Sebastian and Maru are half siblings, so it’s not a big secret. Robin must’ve had Sebastian with her pervious partner, then they divorced or he died or something, and Robin married Demetrius and made Maru. Robin and Sebastian’s dad lived in the city (I think, can someone confirm?), and Sebastian was probably born there. That’s why he wants to go back there.

    • @ladyjinyxx
      @ladyjinyxx 5 лет назад +16

      Or his father died in a shipwreck and thats why he is always at the beach in the rain.
      Broken bridge symbolizes something that cant be crossed. His father only appears in the rain, same time he is at the beach. Robin is a carpenter, father a sailor. Not too far fetched considering he would spend a lot of money on wood up there for repairs to his ship. Robin is on her second marriage and maru is his step sister. Also why D favors her over him. Shes his real daughter and seb is his step son. Making him feel like an outcast

    • @THEcowboy367
      @THEcowboy367 5 лет назад +1

      uwu

  • @dannyrose4809
    @dannyrose4809 6 лет назад +277

    Funny the wizard was your first guess, I actually had a (mostly crack) theory some time ago that Robin was the witch, and while she was pregnant with Sebastian she discovered him cheating with Caroline. Think about it, her house is both farthest away from town, and closest to the witch's hideout, we never see the witch except at night during events (before anyone points out that the witch has green skin and all, remember that the wizard has a shrine in his basement that allows the player to change appearance at will, so it's not outside the realm of possibility for Robin to do the same) she also makes a comment that her parents were skeptical when she wanted to become a carpenter, which seems odd bc it's a normal job, but makes sense if they were also magical, because why would she want a real-world job when she could make potions or charms?

    • @dannyrose4809
      @dannyrose4809 6 лет назад +65

      Oh, also void eggs, which are only obtainable once the witch leaves one in your coop, are one of Seb's favorite gifts. Sebastian also prefers playing the wizard in their DnD knockoff

    • @dannyrose4809
      @dannyrose4809 6 лет назад +15

      Okay forgot that but the witch still gives you void eggs and I think most people get one from her before unlocking krobus

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 6 лет назад +31

      Danny Rose About to carpenter thing, the dialogue heavily implied that it was because she was a woman. She even said they were old fashioned.

    • @dannyrose4809
      @dannyrose4809 6 лет назад +14

      Ah, I didn't take it that way. Originally I read it as "it's a weird dream to have, being a carpenter" and then I got the wizard theory and went with it

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 6 лет назад +1

      Danny Rose Don't worry, it's alright.

  • @picckl
    @picckl 5 лет назад +37

    "So logically that doesn't line up with our mystery at all, because Sebastian is an idiot and doesn't have a dad" I'M ASHAMED FOR LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 года назад +2

      It's funny when he marries Sebastian in the end anyway lol

  • @erodiumminer
    @erodiumminer 6 лет назад +35

    What if Robin went to the witch house to make Mumps forget everything to protect Sebastian from being turned into a bird?

    • @gachamasquerade9678
      @gachamasquerade9678 4 года назад +1

      erodiumminer one prismatic shard is a small price to pay for freedom

  • @ElysetheEevee
    @ElysetheEevee 6 лет назад +23

    If Linus IS Sebastian's father, he's probably homeless paying for all of Sebastian's antidepressants.

  • @Moon_Child_Mari
    @Moon_Child_Mari 3 года назад +5

    I do find the dynamic of Sebastian’s family incredibly fascinating, because Sebastian only ever mentions his mom in a positive light. When he mentions Maru (through marriage dialogue), he talks about how happy he is to have a new space where he can do whatever he wants and how Maru is probably “glad he’s gone.” It’s also interesting that during one of Maru’s heart events, Demetrius is talking to the player about how bright her future is and how he “doesn’t want anything to get in the way,” which definitely makes you wonder why he’d say that.. their whole family dynamic feels like “little sibling gets all the love for being successful and knowing their aspirations, while the more directionless older sibling becomes the black sheep and an example of what not to be.”
    Pretty damn sad tbh

  • @LtBasil
    @LtBasil 3 года назад +86

    DF: "Both Shane and Sebastian are unlikable idiots."
    Me: (looks up Stardew Valley fanfiction, sees that Shane and Sebastian are the two most popular bachelors on AO3)
    Me: "You sure about that?"

    • @iloveowls90
      @iloveowls90 2 года назад +5

      its him being DF thats all

    • @sagardixit9247
      @sagardixit9247 Год назад

      People usually like people who are similar to them

  • @chdreturns
    @chdreturns 6 лет назад +35

    It looks like the general consensus is that the old mariner is the father... I might have to get a closer look at his sprite.

  • @user-zj1jo3kw8l
    @user-zj1jo3kw8l 6 лет назад +19

    Hey DF, when you click on Robins book shelf in her room, there’s a book that says “maximizing your second marriage”

  • @leemoshos-churches1896
    @leemoshos-churches1896 5 лет назад +15

    "exercising can be fun!"
    "No, no it can't"
    -DF, 2018

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 6 лет назад +28

    “According to your wife it’s wood season.”

  • @Spacebun236
    @Spacebun236 6 лет назад +133

    Random person: did you just insta click this video just because you saw Sebastian?
    Me: what? Noooooo why would you think that I’m just interested in this video- ok yeah I have a problem...

    • @vamp4737
      @vamp4737 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I clicked it too cuz sebastian was on it

    • @spookire8496
      @spookire8496 4 года назад

      yep

  • @wailordlord
    @wailordlord 6 лет назад +33

    Honestly I’m always very curious about other stuff in the game, like true parents and what the war Kent was in actually was, and stuff like that. Thanks again for a good video DF. :)

  • @urmom-zr4es
    @urmom-zr4es 5 лет назад +22

    Me:
    Reads- "who is the father" on thumbnail
    Also me: sees pam....yEs

  • @lunalove8832
    @lunalove8832 6 лет назад +20

    Apparently Linus knows the warlock person thing. On hallows (eve?), when you go in the tunnel to the golden pumpkin, at the top of your screen you can see Linus and the warlock standing next to each other.

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад

      his name is Rasmodius, and he's a wizard, not a warlock. Sorry, but there's a difference.

    • @lunalove8832
      @lunalove8832 6 лет назад +3

      When I posted this I was extremely tired, and I don't really play Stardew anymore, that's why I can't remember. Also, you may think that this is an excuse. but it's the truth.
      And thanks for correcting me, but you didn't have to be sassy about it.

    • @lunalove8832
      @lunalove8832 6 лет назад

      Well guess what, I don't use wikis, especially because they ruin the fun of discovering the npc.

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +1

      yeah, sorry about that.

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 года назад

      :O
      Why do I ship it

  • @idominecraft9979
    @idominecraft9979 6 лет назад +22

    I always thought they were STEP-siblings, not half-siblings; as in: Robin is Sebastians's mom and Demetrius is Maru's dad but that's all, and their previous relationships just ended badly. Although I could be wrong, that's just what I figured.

    • @beep_beep_
      @beep_beep_ 6 лет назад +12

      I Do Minecraft There's dialogue in the game that explains that Robin had Sebastian from a previous marriage, then married Demetrius and had Maru, which makes Seb and Maru half siblings

    • @ohmyprettygirl
      @ohmyprettygirl 6 лет назад +11

      nope they’re half siblings! Sebby even mentions so himself in the game (im married to him) and occasionally talks about his relationship to maru and his parents

  • @smile.7233
    @smile.7233 5 лет назад +16

    Me:*sees Pam in thumbnail*
    Also me: *_YES_*

  • @vodka2724
    @vodka2724 6 лет назад +11

    Actually laughed at "george bites me when i try his wheels"

  • @happymusicfan6910
    @happymusicfan6910 2 года назад +6

    "It's parsnip season, isn't it?" - "According to your wife it's wood season." I love that patter of yours, it's hilarious.

  • @RecklessInternetting
    @RecklessInternetting 3 года назад +7

    Sebastian's real father was the friends we made along the way

  • @lazyandsleepyanna7388
    @lazyandsleepyanna7388 3 года назад +8

    I think Shane is Sebastian's dad. They look offly similar, they're both antisocial, both have dark hair. My idea behind it is Robin accidentally had a baby with Shane. Shane was so stressed about the baby that the only thing that can stop the stress was alcohol. Robin couldn't take Shane always getting drunk and left him. It's just my theory

  • @pixelpeas3025
    @pixelpeas3025 6 лет назад +16

    Maybe his father is the Old Mariner, the guy who sells you the mermaid pendant but only comes on rainy days! Sebastian visits the beach when its raining! Mystery solved fellas

    • @ohmyprettygirl
      @ohmyprettygirl 6 лет назад

      aiden what show is your pic from also i kinda agree. also ironic how the mariner sells marriage pendants

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 года назад

      The Mariner is a ghost

  • @awkball
    @awkball 5 лет назад +9

    "He doesnt have any life skills either, hes just a writer"

  • @steinistein8611
    @steinistein8611 6 лет назад +45

    You know that the mermaid pendant man is a ghost, right?
    So what if he is Sebastians father but he died and now only shows up at the beach when it rains?

  • @lex3680
    @lex3680 6 лет назад +7

    WAIT. Seb likes to only go outside to the beach especially when it’s raining. His father is more likely the strange fisherman that sells the mermaids medallion. Plus his hair is dark.

  • @gamerwolfofmewmew9021
    @gamerwolfofmewmew9021 4 года назад +5

    One day Maru told me something around the lines of, "Sebastian is my half brother." Then something about it being obvious.

  • @olymolly3637
    @olymolly3637 4 года назад +5

    December 2019. My simple conclusion from reading most comments is that the ghost Ol' Mariner was the biological father of Sebastian - the rain thing & beach thing being their common activities. I also like the theory where Robin was once married to the Magician thus she is actually the Witch all along & all three love magical stuff (& the rain lol).

  • @sebster23
    @sebster23 6 лет назад +49

    I want a episode about me!
    _Spoilers: I’m the father of DF and Kira’s fishing rod_

  • @hannahb7561
    @hannahb7561 5 лет назад +12

    What if the wizard is like Rasputin, a magical man that charmed many women in sdv so Sebby is actually related to Abigail and anyone else with purple hair

  • @tifftiff681
    @tifftiff681 5 лет назад +2

    I just started playing stardew valley a few weeks ago. (I’m late I know) and I have learned so much and am progressing the story relatively fast. I have no one else to talk to about this game but dude I LOVE watching your videos. They’re HILARIOUS. Please don’t stop. I love hearing you bash the NPCs 😂 it brightens my day.

  • @samanthahernandez1440
    @samanthahernandez1440 6 лет назад +10

    What about the Old Mariner? He only comes around on rainy days an has dark hair. Maybe the mermaid pendant he sells you is the one from his previous marriage/proposal to Robin.

    • @cateraderer6435
      @cateraderer6435 6 лет назад

      Samantha Hernandez you can get more than one, DF did that in a video somewhere.
      So good theory, but maybe not, or maybe it was just a glitch.

  • @GammaFox6
    @GammaFox6 6 лет назад +32

    Let’s find Sebastians father! Because let’s face it, he’s not that nice to Sebastian...at all

  • @lesterrr12312
    @lesterrr12312 6 лет назад +4

    omg i've watched around 45% of your vids and this one is by far the funniest)) it just ties all the lore so effortlessly into comical situations, it's brilliant!)

  • @garrickm2442
    @garrickm2442 6 лет назад +28

    The guy you buy the engagement shells from? He's on the beach only on rainy days.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 6 лет назад +6

    It's Dracula, obviously.
    I actually do sort of remember something hinting that Maru is actually Sebastian's half-sister.

  • @sollunar96
    @sollunar96 5 лет назад +5

    Before watching the video, imma guess his parents are really Crobus and You. The two darkest creatures on earth.

  • @icy_hero
    @icy_hero 6 лет назад +11

    your sarcastic comments are the best

  • @lapraslazuli4304
    @lapraslazuli4304 5 лет назад +2

    he's glad the rainy weather makes people disappear?
    *he must've disliked his father then*

    • @LuceLaska
      @LuceLaska 5 лет назад

      this like is for your name and pic

  • @Swordsncarrots
    @Swordsncarrots 6 лет назад +3

    Robin has another book in her room I think about second marriage. And I think Sebastian references Demetrius being his stepfather and Maru being his half-sister in dialogue. It's implied Robin had a bad divorce with her first husband, whether he be the wizard, Krobus, Mayor Lewis, or that mermaid pendant guy.

  • @gerrrb
    @gerrrb 3 года назад +1

    7:28 "george is now officially the second coolest thing on two wheels in town" BRO THAT WAS SO OUT OF POCKET LMFAO

  • @snowsprin793
    @snowsprin793 6 лет назад +78

    Ohhhh
    Do penny next
    Oh and Demetrius is his step father not his real one

    • @julistephens9729
      @julistephens9729 6 лет назад +13

      SnowWitchPrincess it's pretty obvious what happened to penny's father considering her mom is pam...

    • @snowsprin793
      @snowsprin793 6 лет назад +31

      Julianna Stephens I hope he was tasty

    • @UrasSomer
      @UrasSomer 6 лет назад +4

      I don't think you have to point out Demetrius isn't his real father, given the entire point of this video is finding out who his dad is

    • @landon7205
      @landon7205 4 года назад +1

      Uras Somer i laughed so hard reading this

  • @onion4297
    @onion4297 6 лет назад +1

    Robin: My arms are strong,but my legs need work...
    DF: Ok George. (The elder who is in a wheelchair)
    I am fucking dying

  • @premothyyy68
    @premothyyy68 6 лет назад +3

    If you think haley can't breathe, imagine her trying to read! That would be fun to watch

  • @IDrawYoutubePets
    @IDrawYoutubePets 6 лет назад +2

    I could’ve sworn there was a book at Robin’s called ‘making the most of your second marriage’

  • @marcoosh2403
    @marcoosh2403 6 лет назад +4

    Theory:
    The old mariner is Sebastian’s dad. He sells mermaid pendants because he has a spare one since he divorced Robin and took it back...

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 месяца назад +2

    All I can say is that Demetrius never stepped up to be Sebastian’s dad with blatant favouritism

  • @briannamp
    @briannamp 5 лет назад +4

    I feel like Kent is the dad bc he has the same interests as him and the same face shape he likes to be excluded and to himself

  • @asvpkvrlv
    @asvpkvrlv 3 года назад +1

    “According to your wife is wood season” I almost spit my soda out 🤣🥲

  • @mcs_drinkwater
    @mcs_drinkwater 6 лет назад +4

    So I’ve scoured the internet asked questions and drank a lot of Mountain Dew, and I now know that DF is the father!

  • @cloroxbleach9514
    @cloroxbleach9514 5 лет назад +5

    “I *think* his name is sam”

  • @fierceandlittle4229
    @fierceandlittle4229 6 лет назад +6

    What if it is the guy in the beach that sells the mermaid pendants?????!!!!!
    He does only appear on rainy days.

  • @justalittleloser2482
    @justalittleloser2482 6 лет назад +2

    "Adopted, found, created" all this time we thought the mysterious capsule held Pams.... Demetrius created Sebastian!

  • @MagisterialVoyager
    @MagisterialVoyager 6 лет назад +4

    Oh no, both Sebastian and Shane are my favourite characters, LMAO. What does it says about me? 😂😂😂

  • @crookedchaos9567
    @crookedchaos9567 6 лет назад +1

    THE MYSTERIOUS SHELL MAN
    HES ONLY THERE ON THE BEACH ON RAINY DAYS

  • @zarmril
    @zarmril 6 лет назад +58

    So glad to see you! This is a great topic! You really enlighten my day. - DangerouslyFourteen

  • @ellieshepard3216
    @ellieshepard3216 5 лет назад +1

    I have a suggestion of who it could be, if you go to the beach with 300 wood and fix the tiny bridge, whenever it rains, a guy will be on that side of the beach and will give you a mermaid pendant if you have that sort of relationship with someone, and who likes to go to the beach when it rains? Sebastian! I think he goes to the beach to see if he can find his father

  • @gigigellock7367
    @gigigellock7367 6 лет назад +11

    so excited for this vid

  • @polktech
    @polktech 6 лет назад +2

    Linus is a actually a good candidate! One of his Gifts, Sashimi, is a recipe from linus, sooo..

  • @steinarandrenilsenharaldse7806
    @steinarandrenilsenharaldse7806 6 лет назад +3

    i just threw up and hurried back to my pc to watch this vid

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 6 лет назад +2

    I haven't seen this much innuendo in one place since "A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist."

  • @pokeinalover1244
    @pokeinalover1244 5 лет назад +4

    Sebastian dyed his hair v:

  • @bcgrote
    @bcgrote 2 года назад

    Maybe the guy who sells the shell necklace - but only when it rains!
    Haha, you are savage and I love it!

  • @snjackalope856
    @snjackalope856 5 лет назад +3

    Next "Finding Pam Real Daughter"

  • @marysiaburger2791
    @marysiaburger2791 5 лет назад +1

    I think personally, that Demetrius is Sebestian’s father.
    Plus, if you go to the graveyard, it says ‘Our Beloved Mona’. Here’s my story.
    Mona got Married to Demetrius and they had a child, Sebastian. Sebastian was a very active, cheery child. Mona died in a horrible accident (being crushed by the bus) The bus gets broken however is fixed just enough for a couple more rounds. Demetrius and Sebastian were devastated. Sam and Sebastian became friends because they both had lost a parent. Demetrius moved on and married Robin and had a child named Maru. Sebastian however, did not move on and became dark and edgy after his mother died. He started to open up a bit and met Abigail. They all became friends and now we are here!

  • @tieganc2033
    @tieganc2033 6 лет назад +35

    Finding emo (‘s father ) 😂

  • @Bec-fs2ks
    @Bec-fs2ks 4 года назад +1

    Sebastian says he goes to the beach when it rains... if he IS meeting his father there its the mermaid pendant guy! As for his favourite items 2 are fish, 1 looks like a raindrop and the others are both dark/weird objects... i like that maybe shane is a long lost brother too

  • @YesLegend936
    @YesLegend936 6 лет назад +4

    YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 лет назад +2

      YesLegend936 Considering his track record, he very well could be, and he just forgot to turn Sebastian into a dove before he vanished from his life lol

  • @bashwolf7017
    @bashwolf7017 5 лет назад +2

    I passed out in Sebastian’s room and woke up with missing health

  • @chickennugget._.1348
    @chickennugget._.1348 6 лет назад +5

    This is amazing

  • @Lvrboy_Lance
    @Lvrboy_Lance 5 лет назад +2

    There’s another candidate that you brushed over, I forgot his name but he’s the guy that goes on the opposite side of the fixable bridge, he’s the one that sells you the pendant you need to marry someone, he’s only out in the rain at the beach so maybe Sebastian is trying to find him when he goes to the beach when it rains