Buying a Forbidden Pet
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- Technically.. I did before anyone pulls the CB card. Everything you ever loved is banned
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*Your friend is going to kidnap your pupper, literally buy a private island for her to live on, and anything else she could ever desire...*
*The potential your friend has scares me.*
I see Billie Eilish
What scares me more is the font
Lps Wolfy Luna AJ Billie has the best music ever well besides BTS but still she is kinda creepy
Anime Girl for life that’s her image tho, she’s supposed to be edgy, and tomboy. This give me joy because she doesn’t follow the skimpy girly girl pop idols usually have.
Jujupupper
Polar is the cutest little doggo :')
Yes indeed
omg wolfychu watches tabbes😂😂😂
Wolfychu!!!!!!!!!!
hey my lil cute anime wolf
Hi wolfy!
Juju's depression: *exists*
Polar: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
You legit copied this comment
@@powtatoanims8881 no i didn't
POWTATO anims people say that even though 99.9999999% of the time people don’t even know that they’re copying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@princerufioh thanks for saying that
Alexis ALDC you came!
5:27, this moment is what makes the video. It’s the greatest showing of admiration for a animal I’ve ever seen. Long live Polar,God Save the doggo queen!
*Hike into Area 51*
She was ahead of her time
Yet the A-10 Warthog is gonna cut her down, Polars live saving abilities or not
What about the covenant C35 Covenant Cruiser
The sound of that B I G Gun makes it.
Tabbes you should have her sleep in her crate. And get some help from a professional
L D Wrong comment but ok
cute doggo
polar pupper: rips open couch,
Daidus: cute doggo
Inspiring speech at 5:27
Ye
DADIUS holy shi- dude hey
Heyooo
Random dude: going off about gender roles
Also him: *assumes pink is for girls*
Hah....
*Thats Cute*
Him : :0 that’s illegal
You : ;)
You just assumed that they are a boy by saying “dude”
@@thehandmadehero2043 I say dude to everyone regardless of gender
@@amityblight143 same dude
5:27-6:59 most heart felt speech EVER made by man 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Now adopt a dog that looks like a bear and another dog that looks like a panda.
*We Bear Bears*
Oh hey cool to see you here
YESSSS
YAAASSSS
You mean Bare* Bears 😂😂
@@iluvdis373 nah it's spelled right
Wow tabbes predicted the area fifty one raid 4 months than everyone else
I was looking for someone to say this
RinStream-n-Game Ok same
So true
@@adenaroth369 same
@@adenaroth369 same
Imagine having one shot at life and your name is “dog”.
Just change your name lol
IM WHEEING-
Somebody is named dog
Let’s take a moment of silence to appreciate Jeju’s amazing inspirational speech
"She not from the hood!"
-Tabbes 2019
*Tabbes** Just fixing your mistake, not judging.
That came up while i was watching the video lol
@@best_detective9 thx I didn't realize. I fix it
You also forgot that Shiba Inu are aggressively territorial.
*flashbacks of my pet tarantula being swallowed whole when I showed it to a friend's doge*
It had to stay for a week with the vet.
Vladimir Putin *why the hell*
Why would you do that? 😂 I chased my cat away from my Ts when I had 8 of them and would scream like a banchee the moment I saw him jump near the enclosures. He was not smart cat.
@@vitrathehedgehog For starters we were kids and it wasn't my idea. My friend said that if a dog sniffs something to "familiarize" it won't attack. We immediately regret that since the doge struck fast like Bear Gryllis after finding protein.
Poor thing...
Tarantula RIP ???-???
Tabbes: -buys illegal pet-
Me: -has a 100% legal cat-
Me: i can pretend it's an ocelot
Pccj'djddiddipdididqdiqfpqfifirtir
@@bubbles84ful are u good??? 😅
Daaang this did not deserve these likes xD
-thatsillegal- who
Victor Ramos
Cat: am I a joke to you
“So no one toold you life was gonna be this waaay”
“Bark Bark Bark Bark!”
Love it 😆
That's literally my dad
What should we name this dog?
"Dog"
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👌
in footrot flats the dogs name is literally dog
Emily M
My dad named our dog “pelos” which literally means hair in Spanish
My cats name is “Cat” and can you guess my kittens name? “Kitten” can you guess my other~ kittens name?
Hazel... *Face palm*
my dad wanted to name ours dogmeat from fallout xD
My dog is literally named pup even though hes old
*Buys an illegal pet*
*puts a video about buying an illegal pet on the internet where everyone can see it*
I was just thinking about that
Oh well shit I guess she’s not making videos for a long time (😂)
Modern problems need modern solutions
666 likes
They'll never suspect it
Brother: Vampire
Mom: Minus
Dad:
*D O G*
ahaha funny did laugh
like
S4ndMan 420 wut?
Minus is a good name and puppet
JusANerdyGamer Lol p
D O G
Fun fact: that the reason dogs will sometimes follow you into the bathroom, is because of the fact that when they are using the bathroom
they are currently in their weakest state so they have the need to look at you for their safety when they go to the bathroom ,
so they have the need to protect you as well when you are going to the bathroom so in a way your dog feels like their protecting you :)
Or they're needy and velcro
Fun fact: dogs look at you when you're on the toilet because for them, that is where you're most vulnerable, so Polar is protecting you. In other words, she has your back no mater where you go.
It also works vice versa. When your dog looks at you when they're pooping, they're making sure you're watching over them.
Donatas Jor my cat literally stares at me whenever
Well that explains it but why does my dog purposely waits until my ass hits the toilet seat before deciding it’s a life or death situation and needs to come into the bathroom?
I always ask him if he wants to come in with me but just ignores me until I sit down... I think he might just be an asshole.
"sit"
*polar: *melts**
me: I LOVE HIM
*polar: *headbangs**
me: *AAA AAAA I LOVE HIM*
‘Her’
*the triggered fans:* SHE >:(((((
Brother: ghetto names*
Mom:minus
Tabbes: puppet
Dad: D O G
*d o g*
D O G
*D O G*
I had a dog named "Dog" when I was a kid. Well his name was Rascal, but my grandparents refused to call him anything but "Dog".
Devourer of gods
5:27 can we just take a moment to talk abt how dedicated they are to polar?
I died when she said:
*”I should be searching for one piece”*
😭👌
Aye I mean she could be Rononoa Zoro
Not gon for the profile picture
Ik 😭
@@loganlingle yeah I know
Hell yeah
"gender stereotypes shouldn't be influenced especially at a young age"
air buds producers:
They overthink and take it the wrong way which is pretty annoying on the internet
That quote predicted todays society lmao
I don’t understand
@@ebleh59 niether do i
@@ebleh59 there's a kid's movie series called air buds, it's about a litter of puppies, and the one female dog's entire personality is being a girl.
Tabbes:what should we name our polar pet?
Dad:.....
*dad:DOG*
😂😂😂
*Russian accent* I agree
3 years later this video is STILL funny 😆 I laughed WAY TOO HARD at the part with your dad attempting to get polar to sit 🤣
Ok that freaking speech from your friend 👌🏻 brilliant
About the genders?
Water lol no her friends texts, best speech I’ve ever heard, slapped all these important people out of their place
Normal people: Sit.
People with the dad’s accent: S H I T .
Lol
Not the best thing to say to a dog
then the dog poops on the ground
Tabbes:Sit. Tabbes dad:SHIT.
@all Now ima fucking spam.
9:14
Tabbes: my dad has a heavy accent, so whenever he tells polar to sit down, she gets confused
Tabbes’s dad: shit! shit! shit!
Polar: *offended*
Lol
Tabbes dad: oh shit a rat
Thanks to god polar didnt shit
Lol right
yeah... thats what she said ?
If we could harness the power of a single puppy the entire world would have centuries worth of clean energy
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way"
*"BORK BORK BORK BORK"*
🎶🎵Your lifes a joke you sleep through half the day🎵🎶
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far
Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
doggos can only bork 2
"Bark"
@@kingofdemons948 u made my Day
The into basically described what we be like after quarantine.
Exactly what I was thinking😂🤣
Yep.
Yep right u get the 100,0000000 dollars good job mhm yea exactly
*intro
not hating on the comment it’s 100% right lol
I come from the future, the quarantine doesn't end even in 2037
“most ppl would adopt an eagle over a kid if it was legal”
minfiresdt
Yeah.
Oh you guys adopt eagles? I adopted a Spitfire.
And a zeppelin, 2 submarines and an attack helicopter
Don’t forget the Vietnamese tank
And an attack helicopter
5:23 juju being the most happiest, joyful, there isn’t even a word for how happy they are
Damn...
He's so committed...
Top notch speech 👌
Speech 100
@@zachd.forsythe9285 epicness 100
You owe me 1% of battery
-Tabbes2k19
I’m at 46 take some
While I was asleep I lost 22% of my battery
97% take some of mine
0% how tf i am i watching 😅
Edit: had to plug it in it died just after i posted this
IT TOOK 3% OF MY BATTERY
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Tabbes's father: *d o g*
I mean my cat has a name but i call him cat every time 😂
I mean it's a good name
Lol I was going to type this!
SHIT
𝗗 𝗢 𝗚
😂
5:21 all those text from tabbes friend took 1 and a half minute to say it all out, dude probably spent 5 - 10 minutes writing all those text for polar 💀
Your friend seems like they might kidnap Polar.
Amaya Esguerra her friend is me
Yeah
Lol
WE MUST KEEP POLAR SAFE
"What are we gonna name it?"
*Dog*
*Speech 100*
Speech increased
*DOG*
Charisma also Increased
Brother: Call her Vampire!
Mom: minus.
Dad:
d0g
Lol
dog
Diogee
Lol
My grandma got a cat called... wait for it.... *C* _a_ *t*
Juju's speech got me tearin up💀
5:26 the most moving speech ever
@king-green …I’m offended
Fr
tabbes: buys a illegal pet
Jk Rowling: thats gae
It’s gey
I will never write gay the same way again
anti t series that’s gæ
I don't get it...?
Holy god
“This pupper is so precious he will make all the fallen angles get back into heaven”
This is why I love you vids
8:03
Tabbes: “No Polar, where’d you even come from?”
Me: Well you see when two dogs love each other very much-
DUDE PUPPET WAS SUCH A COOL NAME
(I mean polar's also cool and less sadistic )
BUT SERIOUSLY YOU'RE A GENIUS WTF
Wow, you used the exploding kittens face
lel
Foxy DaRobot ikr
indubitably !
Tabbes: Paps?
Dad: Dog
BEST NAME EVER
Skskskaks
Dawg
Your friend's speech was the most inspirational thing I have heard all year.
I'm alive with pupper at the same time I will live with him at the same time nobody will stand in our way I will appreciate him and I will love him forever nothing will separate us and nothing will break us apart nothing even if a fire goes insane in the building and if I die I'll sacrifice myself for this little puppy that came to this world thank you America for giving this pupper a chance in life thank you and goodnight.
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my family had several fish and creatively my dad named all of them 'fish' he wanted to name our cat 'cat' but he already had a name when we got him. Needless to say, my family doesn't know how to name animals
“You should name her vampire because we got her doing the blood moon...”
“Ok good good we’re heading in the right direction”
Dead😂
As soon as I read this he said that
Steve M *she :)
She should've named it DIO
Rebu Uber why is that supposed to be funny
L L 648 ppl gave it a thumbs up so I guess so? It’s ok if ur a little slow🤧
5:26
this is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard... yes
All haul Polar... yes
Ew gacha
Ikr😂😂👌
Psychotic you better stop
0:04 Me: **looks around trying to find an Easter egg,**
**sees a sans head**
Me: oh sh*!
Oh I see it
Found it before you
Ok boomer
Ikr
@@stephen4725 found it before u
On the subject of gender stereotypes and pets,
When I was 12, I wanted (and eventually got) pet mice,
My mom asked me why I didn’t want a “boy” pet….
daym thats gotta hurt
@@eightball7614 eh not really, just sort of a nonsensical statement, even my really old fashioned dad’s reply to that was basically “what are you talking about mice not being a “boy” pet?”
Not sure if mom knew it or not, but pet mice and rats were originally marketed towards women in the Victorian era, and they were sort of to that era what small dogs in purses are to today.
Incidentally, I turned out to be a trans girl who dresses like it’s 1891…..
Polar: exist
entire world: SUICIDE RATES GO DOWN TO 0%
WE ARE CURED OF DISESE
WE ARE LIVING PEACFULLY
NO MORE WAR
Polar: :0
So in never went down
No, it does go down. You're thinking it went down *by* 0%
R/whoosh
HEC YUS THANK YOU POLAR
bootiful sentence and plor must do that to world rght noew PLZ POLOR SAVE US FROM TRUMP AND WAR AND ANYTHING ELSE BAD WITH YOU CUTE NESSS Polor: bork. (ok) :3 me: AWWWWWWW
Our sarcastic queen is back!
*NOW WE MUST FEAST!*
Noice
Yes
Omg thanks for the likes!
All hail the qeen
Remember kids, when buying an illegal pet, always post about it on RUclips so that the FBI gets distracted while you dispose of it
Ewe
No. If you went to that much trouble to get them, you better take damn good care of them.
I don't care if you are joking. If I went through that much trouble and risked life and limb and going to federal prison and even my own life just to get a pet that's illegal to have, I'm DAMN WELL GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
Ootfan788 preach
Everyone making a bad name.
Dad: D O G
Minus because negative charges are represent by the - symbol.
Positive charges are represented by +.
An object with both Negative & Positive charges has polarity.
POLARity, ehehehehehheehhehehehehhehe
On top of that,
When a Glass Rod is rubbed with Cat/Dog fur, it causes the Cat/Dog to induce negative charge due to static electricity.
Negative Charge (-)
(-) is the *Minus* symbol
So yeah bish
Im confused; -;
"mom?"
"Minus"
"why minus?"
"cause she takes my money , my time , my food , my furniture , my sanity.. ALL MINUS."
"ok..Dad?"
"Name it Dog."
u CAn FeeL THe LOve
++
XD
TRUUEEE
U cAn feeL ThE lOVe rampapa rampapa kILL THiS lOve
W H E E Z E
1940's: Everyone should listen to our laws! Or else....
2019: *i got an illegal pet*
Shiba Inu = Lawn Dog, in case anyone was curious. It's a japanese breed that doesn't bark, instead it sounds like no other dog. On the medium side with a thick coat for the snow. Wanted one myself, but have a Lab mix.
“I’m bored let’s buy an exotic pet!”
Isn’t that what most people in Florida say then they release it to the wild?
Anything with Andy yeah it’s true
Lion fish: *_sweats profusely_*
And that ladies gentlemen and apache helicopters is why everything in Florida constantly tries to kill you.
I'm from Florida....
PotatoSenpai me too.
At first I thought you illegally smuggled a cat or dog over the border
💀
Sooo no one is going to talk about how funny the text messages were!! 😂😂
Those were literally the best part
@@ellw7830 Yup!!!!!!!!
Cool profile picture! Best meme ever!
Swagdude 456 so m
Fat part to me
Thanks tabby! Your videos helped my cat ( she had surgery and it did not go well ) get better! And u entertained her the whole process of healing we watched ur vids like 20 times each XD
she protec
she attacc
but most importantly
my depression and anxiety is never coming bacc
more like my wife is never coming bacc
ARMYYYYY
69 like
I will be pissed if it changes
69
Jasmine Nguyen no
Yes because blobfish are very majestic indeed
Bada ba ba baaaa
I'm lovin' it. 💕
I'm hating it
Btw I don't hate it I'm just saying this shit
Henrietta Filters so am i
I like how her friend says this doggo solves all there problems and here we are now
We don’t have enough dogs
90 seconds of P O L A R
That’s because polar didn’t win the presidential election, if she did then peace would be everywhere
@@Streamer591. Juju praying to polar
See this is when I gain respect for TABBES. She made fun of people for taking things so fucking seriously.
"Lets name him minus."
Tabbes's mom be naming this dog after an Ed Sheeran album.
Minus... -Immediately thinks of the movie shark boy and lava girl- Linus in real world... Minus in planet drool....
who came back to watch in 5050
D O G
I’ll name my cat revolver
I thought it was division ;)
The way the pet shop lady says “this is America” is funny
This is america
Fuck the Laws
Is she Russian
she gotta be Russian
@@katearkane832 Yessir she is Russian, I kinda just know too many different accents sooooo
I dunno the name "dog" was pretty good smh.
The "I will die for POLAR" rant could be a copypasta
7:54
That was an amazing heartwarming speech for Polar. Godbless 🙏🏼
Ok so I was today years old and I realized this 🙏 does not mean pray it means hi-5
"what's the ENGLISH name?"
Me: Doge.
*-*
.... -- -- -- -- --
Yep
Hello mortals and immortals
DOGE
Send love to that Tabbes Ferret
2019-2019
You will be missed
I mean it's still alive but ok.
@@msepiphqny yeah it is alive but it will be missed
Natsu is that you
I can take it home with me :>
1:14 it actually area 52
(4:21)
My grandpa lives in a farm and he has a lot of dongs and cats
(We are from Latinoamérica so the actual names are in spanish)
Names of the cats: Cat
Names of the dogs: Dog
Ur dad reminded ne so much about that in the second xd
Btw, in Argentina (thats my native country) I used to have 6 dogs, I don't quite remember their species but what I do remember is that they were big dogs, I remember two of them were pitbulls (they are siblings) and we had one of those dogs that I called sausage dogs, let me tell u all the rest of my babys were scared of that damn minion xd
“Nobody just declares they’re bored and pulls an eagle outta their ass!”
God: *Observe*
Me: I got this new pupper
My Friend: I will die for that potat
Me: What about me?
My friend: ... Who are you again?
Imma be that friend irl lol
just there for the dog
Shame on your friends
I CaNT BREAThE “minus bc she take my money my sanity” “okay what about you dad” “dog.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*_d o g_*
Sonia Playz yo just use ur lungs
ngl the way you drew your arms kind made it look like the desk is a giant coat especially with the way your head was drooping
Tabbes- “Remember how I talked about living with rats in the last video?”
Me- “NOT REALLY! IT WAS 2 MONTHS AGOOOOO!... sorry tabbes ily”
How to be a salty fan 101 xD nice
It still is her last video.
@@JianCB2 he(or a flying tank no judging) means "remember"
@@Someone-mp6sk what are you saying?
RcGamerYt
They (he she or neither) means that I was saying that is WAS her last video you’re right! But it was still 2 months ago lol
" shit . shit . shit "
i lost it
ALSO POLAR'S FACE 😭 9:22
Go to a random part of the vid , then go to 9:22 : I will litera- SHIT!
@@AtlynRUclips “People like you are the reason why the society can’t - SHIT”
Poor polar
@@AtlynRUclips Something majestic SHIT-
@@daramut Aha. My reply is better than the comment.
"Privileged, rich rich-"
I bought an exotic pet, called an axolotl.
I'm not rich. It's literally like a fish.
An axolotl is better than u
Mega 0rb a damn fish better than u
They a type of salamander that only live in Chiapas Mexico I think
Can ya get a pet blobfish?
@@disembodiednarrator no they will die because of how little pressure there is at the surface
the fact that i have no dog but i know polar is cute
My cat was named “boy” because he was a male.
shittalkymushrooms that's deep
...
Gooooooood poooooooooooooiiiiiiiiinnnnnnttt
MmmM
Boy, if you don't-
1:14
Tabbes was thinking about invading area 51 since March
DAMN
"My fatass thought this was cheesecake"
Has me in tears 😂😂😂
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
LMAO
Lmao
“My dad has a heavy accent”
*proceeds to voice over in a higher pitch*
5:27 - 6:58
*everyone please stand for our national anthem*
i know i cant change it. Lol 😂
dude our national anthem is Roman Holiday by Nicki Minaj
7:58
Your friend JuJu(hope I spelled that right) is literally me with any animal
My friend got a dog once and I practically had that same reaction. XD
I love ur vids
Nobody:
This video that came out last year:
"He is going to bring peace to midle east,polar 2020."
Me:Oh,so i don't need to go to ww3 then?
How the *hell naw* u got that many likes in 3 days?
pretty cute, she was the one whom wolfychu sqeezed at april fools video☺️😁
Stop about WW3 cos I'm scared
@@aez8 it's most likely not gonna happen
Sniff
Yup
2:52 yea she went full big brain on it
Edit : it's totes a polar bear
10:26 "Am I speaking another language?"
Actually, yes you are. Shiba inu is Japanese, and means "brushwood dog"
*R/woooosh*
@@mariahcarter5343 It is still another language even though it's recognized on America. Being recognized as Shiba Inu in America doesn't make it not a Japanese word anymore xD
R/I’mverysmart
Scrumptious Tears r/wooosh
Miley Phan Well I mean maybe they didn't use it because Inu in Japanese means dog maybe google would mess that up. They could just speak the language tbh.
*Pain : Gone*
*Anxiety : Gone*
*Polar : COOT*
*Me : Ugly*
*This is used too much : Yes*
@@jo-py4wq never.
Yes
dammit I was gonna say that
@@jo-py4wq
Cootch-itch
Strange Kiwi is this comment joking? I don’t mean to hate, just a question.
Lol that person who was mad at the pink bow is technically also gender stereotyping cuz they are saying pink is only for girls
Cryptic Rose TRUE
xD True
When pink was meant for boys, but then the war happens and it's switched. 😂
Real men wear pink!
@@lenafromjemseg lol for real. What even is this world
Oh my gosh, Polar is so lovable I want to boa constrictor her right now, and keep her as my own. SHE IS THE CUTEST DOGGO IN ALL OF EXCISTENCE! I love animals but Polar is the most lovable thing I've seen since my aunt gave birth to my little cousin cooper!