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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @RaccoonEggs
    @RaccoonEggs  6 лет назад +2374

    Sorry for the shorter/less polished video, I just got done moving out of my parents' house into my own apartment, which took up the better half of the past couple weeks. I couldn't really afford the time to work on this more, but hopefully you still enjoy it all the same. Let me know what you wanna see next, and don't forget to leave a like to accomplish absolutely nothing.
    Happy 4/20

  • @primadonnaqueen3685
    @primadonnaqueen3685 6 лет назад +1129

    "Sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun" is probably your best joke yet

    • @Hi-bc4ku
      @Hi-bc4ku 6 лет назад +5

      Primadonna Queen I cried laughing at that part😂

    • @kalioliveto1330
      @kalioliveto1330 6 лет назад +9

      My favorite racc moment was when he got killed by the guy trying to eat a giant olive

    • @guud5820
      @guud5820 6 лет назад +3

      “Sounds like a dislexic wolf howling at the sun”

    • @johnnyferrer4068
      @johnnyferrer4068 6 лет назад +1

      Didn't he used it already? Lol

  • @r4m3n4u
    @r4m3n4u 3 года назад +364

    i just realized when carson knifed racc he was damaged by someone named among us, 2 years too early

    • @primalexplosive4352
      @primalexplosive4352 3 года назад +28

      I just realized that and was searching for comments pointing that out

    • @BigUnc893
      @BigUnc893 3 года назад +8

      Among us came out in 2018

    • @r4m3n4u
      @r4m3n4u 3 года назад +9

      @@BigUnc893 yeah but it wasn’t popular as it was now

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 3 года назад +10

      A true veteran.
      That or someone abusing time-paradoxes.

    • @mtdewwy
      @mtdewwy 3 года назад +1

      i was about to mention that

  • @galaxydragons6244
    @galaxydragons6244 5 лет назад +41

    0:32 “I still do that..” OH MY GOOOOD

  • @TikOLoRd
    @TikOLoRd 6 лет назад +2456

    *Osama Bin Ladder LMFAO* 😂

    • @jovanigonzalez8363
      @jovanigonzalez8363 6 лет назад +7

      TikO LoRd lmfao

    • @lenoxb
      @lenoxb 6 лет назад +2

      Lagging*

    • @RouxTheKitsune
      @RouxTheKitsune 6 лет назад +6

      TikO LoRd 5:30
      My dad died in a truck crash wen I was 1
      2 _ (2 & a half)
      2

    • @TikOLoRd
      @TikOLoRd 6 лет назад +3

      Awsomewargames Planet huh ?

    • @RouxTheKitsune
      @RouxTheKitsune 6 лет назад

      TikO LoRd I'm not making a joke

  • @10toothlesswonders69
    @10toothlesswonders69 6 лет назад +172

    notice how fitz never answered to taking a girl on a date

  • @Jkrcrng
    @Jkrcrng 6 лет назад +430

    I have invented a new game. Take a huge rip on a bong, hold it in and watch a raccoon eggs video. See how long it takes you to die laughing while you gasp like a fish with aids for 5 minutes

    • @Rain-hq5ps
      @Rain-hq5ps 6 лет назад +2

      Laughed and died the first thirty seconds.

    • @hodzaa7133
      @hodzaa7133 5 лет назад

      420 likes time to take a bong

  • @edouardsahakyan4636
    @edouardsahakyan4636 5 лет назад +21

    Racc's voice and all the other wheezing laughs make it 100x funnier honestly

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson 6 лет назад +2496

    Really good video Racc, great job, though I have onE SMALL PROBLEM WITH THE END OF IT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT IN MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN

    • @noobgamingfyi6070
      @noobgamingfyi6070 6 лет назад +17

      of course he had to or he wouldn’t have been a true friend

    • @jjghost18
      @jjghost18 6 лет назад +15

      Your profile picture is literally how I look, just 200 pounds less

    • @pegton1981
      @pegton1981 6 лет назад +6

      CallMeCarson carson big fan btw please make Minecraft modded with friends funny moments I would love that thank you.

    • @daniel.5191
      @daniel.5191 6 лет назад +12

      your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter

    • @slothbro1574
      @slothbro1574 6 лет назад

      I feel like he did

  • @alxndra1772
    @alxndra1772 5 лет назад +39

    5:07
    I used to think BLT stood for Bacon, Lettuce, Toast

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 5 лет назад +3

      I thought blt stood for
      Black Lesbians Tribbing

  • @bruhmane1944
    @bruhmane1944 6 лет назад +201

    Raccon is that type of guy that would beat his kids just to see is a skin care product works.

    • @sethbigboy324
      @sethbigboy324 6 лет назад +10

      Well young child, you may not know, but this actually works

  • @alex-andrew163
    @alex-andrew163 6 лет назад +514

    Your the dad to my beatings

  • @devinjon4985
    @devinjon4985 6 лет назад +798

    Him and Swagger have like a soothing voice like if u agree

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 6 лет назад +17

      Like a sweet, thicc black lady's little boytoy.

    • @galaxydragons6244
      @galaxydragons6244 5 лет назад +8

      devin jon this is the man I’d let fuck my non existent boyfriend

    • @flannelteeth529
      @flannelteeth529 5 лет назад +3

      devin jon LiKe iF y0u AGrE3!!111!!

    • @calvry4157
      @calvry4157 5 лет назад +5

      raccon does but uh....swagger...aha...not so much

    • @ClaytonTheCracker
      @ClaytonTheCracker 5 лет назад

      @@galaxydragons6244 aye girl i could make that boyfriend go from nonexistent to existence

  • @commitco3213
    @commitco3213 6 лет назад +110

    I love Racc's laugh 😂 It's so contagious

  • @marshcreative
    @marshcreative 6 лет назад +371

    I have a fun New drinking game that you can play by yourself.
    It's called alcoholism.

    • @Bmatus
      @Bmatus 6 лет назад +1

      MarshmallowTV lol

    • @annabelledeity2928
      @annabelledeity2928 6 лет назад

      Wouldiwas Shookspeared Alcohol Poisoning!

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +3

      Wouldiwas Shookspeared oh,i know! How about crippling depression and social anxiety of your weight cus you’re fat,like i am. Sounds cool?

    • @Bmatus
      @Bmatus 6 лет назад

      Foot Fungi I THINK YOUR NAME GIVES THAT ALL AWAY JK LOL LMAO

    • @mattwhite9946
      @mattwhite9946 6 лет назад

      MarshmallowTV my dad plays that game all the time

  • @pudgebandit1354
    @pudgebandit1354 5 лет назад +16

    "Are f*cking kidding me?! Its Nelson!" Smii7y has great reactions

  • @mynametracer5057
    @mynametracer5057 6 лет назад +354

    Ever taken a girl out, and left her body in the street

  • @gingerfiz5584
    @gingerfiz5584 5 лет назад +32

    “So what's your sexuality?”
    Uuuuuh lettuce..

  • @mattd7927
    @mattd7927 4 года назад +22

    4:18 Ironically, I choked so hard at the joke I felt like I was lethally injected or like I was in a gas chamber

  • @iceice1308
    @iceice1308 6 лет назад +274

    If grizzy was a transgender would his name be Nel?

  • @squidkid4174
    @squidkid4174 6 лет назад +3

    1:33 I was hurting from the Nelson jokes, but this just gave me cardiac arrest

  • @radicalrica
    @radicalrica 6 лет назад +60

    You're the magazine to my AK-47

  • @ScottR251
    @ScottR251 6 лет назад +51

    "Sometimes, it not be like it do, but it is" -RaccoonEggs 2018 4:35

    • @ZanDaMan_
      @ZanDaMan_ 6 лет назад +2

      SR251 I was there when he said that and I spit my chicken broth everywhere

  • @Jinx7286
    @Jinx7286 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:27 raccs laugh is so contagious qt this part

  • @featherworn
    @featherworn 5 лет назад +35

    My favorite game to play is see how long I can keep my hand in the waffle iron.

    • @jasoncallaghan7066
      @jasoncallaghan7066 5 лет назад +1

      Young Forsaken im the champion of that game, my hand is a waffle

  • @olvehelland8827
    @olvehelland8827 6 лет назад +23

    *WHEESING INTENSIFIES*

  • @allmighto9607
    @allmighto9607 5 лет назад +19

    Wingardium Levioverdose!

  • @marpl8761
    @marpl8761 6 лет назад +2

    I wheezed so hard at the Nelson part to the point I was rolling on the ground, gasping for breath.

  • @Plaugefauther
    @Plaugefauther 6 лет назад +156

    Comedy gold

  • @Enolam
    @Enolam 3 года назад +6

    "With a shotgun, you've got 8 rounds, and with an AR, you can have 60"
    "Yeah, but if you break into a house and you want to kill an entire family"
    Gets me every time

  • @my__account
    @my__account 4 года назад +3

    No one:
    Some goose in the park across the street from my house: 3:45

  • @commanderrex3381
    @commanderrex3381 4 года назад +2

    Honestly that British guy with the bad mic made the experience so much better

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 3 года назад +3

    3:00
    "Among'usGods..."
    HOW

  • @baileymaddison2187
    @baileymaddison2187 6 лет назад +2

    I was in the middle of having a break down and getting yelled at while crying my eyes out and I came to your videos and I started dying laughing so I binged all of your recent videos backwards

  • @TheFallopianTube420
    @TheFallopianTube420 6 лет назад +95

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    They don't think it be like it is, but it do

    • @Bliptoons
      @Bliptoons 6 лет назад

      Vortexx good one

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 6 лет назад

      Amazing
      Pure poetry

    • @shade4449
      @shade4449 5 лет назад

      @@BeanieGoth for a second I thought it was gonna say pure puberty xD

  • @cameron6783
    @cameron6783 6 лет назад +2

    I've been subcribed to this guy since 30K and I haven't watched his videos in a few months and damn this guy blew up lol. It was well deserved, looking forward to more videos!

  • @zClutchYT
    @zClutchYT 6 лет назад +20

    You are the corpse to my kill

  • @specificocean5338
    @specificocean5338 5 лет назад +2

    Only Racc can make me laugh when I’m sick and close to dying

  • @grandmamaspif6094
    @grandmamaspif6094 6 лет назад +31

    Osama bin ladder now that's clever asf lmqo

    • @dekto
      @dekto 5 лет назад

      Osama's Been Lagging

  • @popsmoke2346
    @popsmoke2346 3 года назад +26

    3:00 AMONG US! EPIC GAMER MOMENT!

  • @wrengarner6343
    @wrengarner6343 4 года назад +6

    3:38 McNasty truly is epic.

  • @gabe5436
    @gabe5436 6 лет назад

    i’m sorry but “you are the nails to my chalkboard” killed me

  • @whattupppl
    @whattupppl 5 лет назад +7

    5:55 that shit was funny as fuck

  • @Depressed_cat1
    @Depressed_cat1 5 лет назад +5

    " it sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun

    • @officestapler
      @officestapler 4 года назад

      5:49

    • @WAX69
      @WAX69 5 месяцев назад

      @@officestaplerthank you

  • @mentalrental5818
    @mentalrental5818 6 лет назад +8

    WE NEED A 200,000k SPECIALLLLL

  • @jarvissavage1225
    @jarvissavage1225 2 года назад +1

    I miss this guy rewatching the videos are still as funny as the first time I have seen them

  • @user-do8gb8jp6w
    @user-do8gb8jp6w 6 лет назад +109

    If raccoons lay eggs than do birds give birth

  • @abby5165
    @abby5165 6 лет назад

    “Sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun” that killed me

  • @moronribbons5774
    @moronribbons5774 6 лет назад +10

    4:10 Is there a way for me to like this video twice?

  • @ZGod57
    @ZGod57 6 лет назад +1

    every day i wake up with a feeling of emptyness and sadness inside i feel as if the hole in my chest is getting bigger each day i look up in the sky knowing that my life has no meaning that if i died today no one would really care because ill be forgotten i lost everything my friends my girlfiend myself one of these days ill just snap and end it

  • @farlander2737
    @farlander2737 3 года назад +3

    3:00 anyone notice his name was Among:usGod?

  • @Spoonfull
    @Spoonfull 8 месяцев назад +2

    this new video is great racc

  • @opiumfather7084
    @opiumfather7084 6 лет назад +67

    *Nelson, But Girl?*

  • @1218Draco
    @1218Draco 2 года назад

    Anything Racc says can be the meme where the kid says something & all the other kids scream “STOP!”

  • @tybernation
    @tybernation 6 лет назад +62

    Oh my god I love your videos xD

    • @dub.168
      @dub.168 6 лет назад +1

      not good enough need something like comedy gold for him to love it

  • @003-x5w
    @003-x5w 6 лет назад

    I died at the hole "you sound like a wolf trying to howl at the sun" 😂

  • @Nodder-
    @Nodder- 6 лет назад +56

    I AM LITERALLY DIEING *100 emoji* *fire emoji*

  • @Ethanshmeethan00
    @Ethanshmeethan00 6 лет назад +1

    Haven’t laughed this hard in forever. Great vid. Definitely subscribing.

  • @darkhellsong7973
    @darkhellsong7973 6 лет назад +29

    Swagger would be the type to get a belt, slap his girl in the face with it, and then kiss her with a yu-gi-oh card in his mouth.

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 6 лет назад

      Kinky

    • @dainidanko2790
      @dainidanko2790 5 лет назад

      weird flex but OK.

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 5 лет назад

      If it's a cheap card he's kissing her with its OK
      If it's a pricey one then he can straight up die in a truck crash

  • @Dylan-jx2mq
    @Dylan-jx2mq 5 лет назад +2

    CS:GO moments that brought my dad back home

  • @sheikhabdu8878
    @sheikhabdu8878 6 лет назад +4

    2:06 Got me laughing so hard 😂😂

  • @notmads9985
    @notmads9985 2 года назад +1

    CS:GO Moments i watch when i miss RaccoonEggs

  • @switchbladesissy3719
    @switchbladesissy3719 6 лет назад +11

    YESSSS FATHER HAS POSTED

  • @TommyRou
    @TommyRou 5 лет назад +1

    "Your the butter to my knife...
    ...your the toilet to my paper"
    😂

  • @raviolimacaroni7941
    @raviolimacaroni7941 6 лет назад +23

    4:42 so... What's the link to inotorious' Prof pic? J-just for a experiment...

  • @six.not.6
    @six.not.6 3 года назад +2

    Wait a minute... did that really just say, Among Us Gods when Carson killed Racc? The extreme og's are with us.

    • @six.not.6
      @six.not.6 3 года назад

      3:00 for context

  • @JagerHunter
    @JagerHunter 6 лет назад +18

    Hey i’m new to the channel and I just finished watching almost all your other videos and your hilarious, should honestly be a way bigger youtuber

  • @moonschld
    @moonschld 6 лет назад

    Usually I’d be offended by jokes like these but I honestly can’t I’m to busy laughing! This vid is hilarious

  • @william2532
    @william2532 3 года назад +3

    3:01 SUS

  • @2based162
    @2based162 6 лет назад +2

    i had to off my headphones whenever hidd3n laughed

  • @PradeepKari
    @PradeepKari 6 лет назад +5

    2:44 Is that... Jojo?!?

  • @tomdunphy6865
    @tomdunphy6865 6 лет назад

    Damn this is so much better than I notorious’s videos, the humour is so much less forced

  • @loafoftofu6773
    @loafoftofu6773 6 лет назад +4

    Where can I buy a raccoon egg so it’ll grew into my pet raccoon?

  • @dragontooth8821
    @dragontooth8821 Год назад

    Racoon knows the future about the teachers with guns

  • @ZanDaMan_
    @ZanDaMan_ 6 лет назад +40

    6:37 lmao I was on this server but he cut out all the times I talked

    • @nazim9639
      @nazim9639 6 лет назад +1

      ZanDaMan drop the ip bro

    • @ZanDaMan_
      @ZanDaMan_ 6 лет назад +2

      Origin Bf1 I’m not at home rn but I will after if I remember lol

    • @ZanDaMan_
      @ZanDaMan_ 6 лет назад +2

      Origin Bf1 just try the most popular utopia servers

    • @2based162
      @2based162 6 лет назад +1

      Bro you better remember

    • @ZanDaMan_
      @ZanDaMan_ 6 лет назад +1

      Ventium Gaming I still haven’t had access to my computer lol

  • @dre7103
    @dre7103 6 лет назад +2

    IVE BEEN LOOKING EVERWHERE FOR THE BEGINNING

  • @xxgachamiaxx79
    @xxgachamiaxx79 6 лет назад +3

    Raccoon in fdl we say BLT like this banok lard and tea

  • @reganrose4351
    @reganrose4351 5 лет назад +2

    If Racc ever takes me out, I will probably go on a second date with him even if he does order a God Damn receipt

  • @EthanMcMahon
    @EthanMcMahon 3 года назад +3

    3:00 read the names, you’re welcome :)

  • @mj-dh1oc
    @mj-dh1oc 6 лет назад +2

    I was with my whole family watching this and I was laughing really hard, and trying not to be loud and draw attention to myself, and I ended up just sitting there laughing and they all just kinda looked at me.. help

  • @lynnsmith6742
    @lynnsmith6742 5 лет назад +7

    *THIS VIDEO MADE ME DIE HELP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*

  • @e3.14c4
    @e3.14c4 5 лет назад

    Half of the references I make are to your videos racc. Thanks for keeping these up :)

  • @baconbitz7781
    @baconbitz7781 6 лет назад +33

    Happy 4/20!

  • @lukehall5332
    @lukehall5332 6 лет назад +1

    Okay so I’m gonna lame out, that kid in your thumbnail is actually a pretty accomplished Boy Scout, the centennial wreath surrounding patch, Eagle Scout, AND an almost full badge sash

  • @holdupimonthephonewithchie2487
    @holdupimonthephonewithchie2487 5 лет назад +6

    0:21 all over tiktok with no credit given 😭

  • @SpawnTheReaper
    @SpawnTheReaper 6 лет назад

    First off I know none of this'll mean much to you, but I love you're content I'm a new sub and jesus 90% of your videos I'm dying. But congrats on growing so fast, keep it up, and thanks for the free entertainment .

  • @rxe6742
    @rxe6742 5 лет назад +3

    5:47 had me dead

  • @cablebutkus7055
    @cablebutkus7055 5 лет назад

    I don't know why I haven't thought to watch your older videos while high but this shit is greeeaaat

  • @HItoriGHOUL
    @HItoriGHOUL 3 года назад +3

    3:00 among us

  • @zayn2865
    @zayn2865 5 лет назад

    3:04 you’re the nails to my jesus

  • @samdaman9214
    @samdaman9214 6 лет назад +12

    Racc I swear, I think your my father.

  • @AdariiRose
    @AdariiRose 5 лет назад +1

    When raccoon makes jokes there is never not a time when someone laughs,he's so fucking funny

  • @grayman7809
    @grayman7809 5 лет назад +4

    5:17 is proof that Racc can say anything nowadays and people in his lobby just laugh for the sake of laughing

  • @fredb375
    @fredb375 6 лет назад +1

    4:05 i saw this clip on an instagram meme page the other day. i was like "aww sheet thats ma boi raccoon eggs" and when i read the comments, some were like "OMG SWAGGERSOULS" which made me die inside

  • @shukty4957
    @shukty4957 6 лет назад +25

    RACC ISNT DEAD

  • @bellacrespin9012
    @bellacrespin9012 6 лет назад

    I bet when racoon makes a joke he just sits and smirks at the fact that he made his friends laugh just like"sucess!!!!"

  • @scottnielsenn
    @scottnielsenn 6 лет назад +4

    Nelsonn’t.

  • @myrockdied8886
    @myrockdied8886 6 лет назад

    How is this guy not at a mil yet, his editing is on point and he has the voice of an angel (no homo)

  • @iceice1308
    @iceice1308 6 лет назад +3

    how much monetization do you get?

  • @n.s.c.h0r1zon38
    @n.s.c.h0r1zon38 6 лет назад

    Grizzy's laugh sounds like your grandpa after ripping the bong for 12 hours