Sorry for the shorter/less polished video, I just got done moving out of my parents' house into my own apartment, which took up the better half of the past couple weeks. I couldn't really afford the time to work on this more, but hopefully you still enjoy it all the same. Let me know what you wanna see next, and don't forget to leave a like to accomplish absolutely nothing. Happy 4/20
I have invented a new game. Take a huge rip on a bong, hold it in and watch a raccoon eggs video. See how long it takes you to die laughing while you gasp like a fish with aids for 5 minutes
"With a shotgun, you've got 8 rounds, and with an AR, you can have 60" "Yeah, but if you break into a house and you want to kill an entire family" Gets me every time
I was in the middle of having a break down and getting yelled at while crying my eyes out and I came to your videos and I started dying laughing so I binged all of your recent videos backwards
I've been subcribed to this guy since 30K and I haven't watched his videos in a few months and damn this guy blew up lol. It was well deserved, looking forward to more videos!
every day i wake up with a feeling of emptyness and sadness inside i feel as if the hole in my chest is getting bigger each day i look up in the sky knowing that my life has no meaning that if i died today no one would really care because ill be forgotten i lost everything my friends my girlfiend myself one of these days ill just snap and end it
I was with my whole family watching this and I was laughing really hard, and trying not to be loud and draw attention to myself, and I ended up just sitting there laughing and they all just kinda looked at me.. help
Okay so I’m gonna lame out, that kid in your thumbnail is actually a pretty accomplished Boy Scout, the centennial wreath surrounding patch, Eagle Scout, AND an almost full badge sash
First off I know none of this'll mean much to you, but I love you're content I'm a new sub and jesus 90% of your videos I'm dying. But congrats on growing so fast, keep it up, and thanks for the free entertainment .
4:05 i saw this clip on an instagram meme page the other day. i was like "aww sheet thats ma boi raccoon eggs" and when i read the comments, some were like "OMG SWAGGERSOULS" which made me die inside
Sorry for the shorter/less polished video, I just got done moving out of my parents' house into my own apartment, which took up the better half of the past couple weeks. I couldn't really afford the time to work on this more, but hopefully you still enjoy it all the same. Let me know what you wanna see next, and don't forget to leave a like to accomplish absolutely nothing.
Happy 4/20
Oof
RaccoonEggs it’s all good
RaccoonEggs 4th.
RaccoonEggs no prob bro
RaccoonEggs 😤👌
"Sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun" is probably your best joke yet
Primadonna Queen I cried laughing at that part😂
My favorite racc moment was when he got killed by the guy trying to eat a giant olive
“Sounds like a dislexic wolf howling at the sun”
Didn't he used it already? Lol
i just realized when carson knifed racc he was damaged by someone named among us, 2 years too early
I just realized that and was searching for comments pointing that out
Among us came out in 2018
@@BigUnc893 yeah but it wasn’t popular as it was now
A true veteran.
That or someone abusing time-paradoxes.
i was about to mention that
0:32 “I still do that..” OH MY GOOOOD
*Osama Bin Ladder LMFAO* 😂
TikO LoRd lmfao
Lagging*
TikO LoRd 5:30
My dad died in a truck crash wen I was 1
2 _ (2 & a half)
2
Awsomewargames Planet huh ?
TikO LoRd I'm not making a joke
notice how fitz never answered to taking a girl on a date
Man that aged poorly
Yikes
I have invented a new game. Take a huge rip on a bong, hold it in and watch a raccoon eggs video. See how long it takes you to die laughing while you gasp like a fish with aids for 5 minutes
Laughed and died the first thirty seconds.
420 likes time to take a bong
Racc's voice and all the other wheezing laughs make it 100x funnier honestly
Really good video Racc, great job, though I have onE SMALL PROBLEM WITH THE END OF IT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT IN MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN
of course he had to or he wouldn’t have been a true friend
Your profile picture is literally how I look, just 200 pounds less
CallMeCarson carson big fan btw please make Minecraft modded with friends funny moments I would love that thank you.
your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter
I feel like he did
5:07
I used to think BLT stood for Bacon, Lettuce, Toast
I thought blt stood for
Black Lesbians Tribbing
Raccon is that type of guy that would beat his kids just to see is a skin care product works.
Well young child, you may not know, but this actually works
Your the dad to my beatings
:::::::))))))
you’re*
You're the domestic to my abuse.
Your the feds to my crimes
You're the drugs to my addiction
Him and Swagger have like a soothing voice like if u agree
Like a sweet, thicc black lady's little boytoy.
devin jon this is the man I’d let fuck my non existent boyfriend
devin jon LiKe iF y0u AGrE3!!111!!
raccon does but uh....swagger...aha...not so much
@@galaxydragons6244 aye girl i could make that boyfriend go from nonexistent to existence
I love Racc's laugh 😂 It's so contagious
I have a fun New drinking game that you can play by yourself.
It's called alcoholism.
MarshmallowTV lol
Wouldiwas Shookspeared Alcohol Poisoning!
Wouldiwas Shookspeared oh,i know! How about crippling depression and social anxiety of your weight cus you’re fat,like i am. Sounds cool?
Foot Fungi I THINK YOUR NAME GIVES THAT ALL AWAY JK LOL LMAO
MarshmallowTV my dad plays that game all the time
"Are f*cking kidding me?! Its Nelson!" Smii7y has great reactions
Ever taken a girl out, and left her body in the street
MG HD yes my child
First she suuuck
@@sethbigboy324 suck what
ALL THE SUCK
Reminds me of that 1 time I went to the restaurant with my mother.
“So what's your sexuality?”
Uuuuuh lettuce..
4:18 Ironically, I choked so hard at the joke I felt like I was lethally injected or like I was in a gas chamber
If grizzy was a transgender would his name be Nel?
Probably
No it would be Neltrans
What's a transgender?
-testarossa an easily offended being
Nelson have pussy
1:33 I was hurting from the Nelson jokes, but this just gave me cardiac arrest
You're the magazine to my AK-47
You’re the rag to my Muslim
@@azeezyloki2287 my chopsticks to my asian
You are my Gulag to my soviet.
"Sometimes, it not be like it do, but it is" -RaccoonEggs 2018 4:35
SR251 I was there when he said that and I spit my chicken broth everywhere
4:27 raccs laugh is so contagious qt this part
My favorite game to play is see how long I can keep my hand in the waffle iron.
Young Forsaken im the champion of that game, my hand is a waffle
*WHEESING INTENSIFIES*
Wingardium Levioverdose!
I wheezed so hard at the Nelson part to the point I was rolling on the ground, gasping for breath.
Comedy gold
"With a shotgun, you've got 8 rounds, and with an AR, you can have 60"
"Yeah, but if you break into a house and you want to kill an entire family"
Gets me every time
No one:
Some goose in the park across the street from my house: 3:45
Honestly that British guy with the bad mic made the experience so much better
3:00
"Among'usGods..."
HOW
I was in the middle of having a break down and getting yelled at while crying my eyes out and I came to your videos and I started dying laughing so I binged all of your recent videos backwards
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
Vortexx good one
Amazing
Pure poetry
@@BeanieGoth for a second I thought it was gonna say pure puberty xD
I've been subcribed to this guy since 30K and I haven't watched his videos in a few months and damn this guy blew up lol. It was well deserved, looking forward to more videos!
You are the corpse to my kill
Only Racc can make me laugh when I’m sick and close to dying
Osama bin ladder now that's clever asf lmqo
Osama's Been Lagging
3:00 AMONG US! EPIC GAMER MOMENT!
JUST WAS BOUTA COMMENT SUM SHIT LIKE THIS
Amogus
Bro go back to the afterlife pop smoke
3:38 McNasty truly is epic.
i’m sorry but “you are the nails to my chalkboard” killed me
5:55 that shit was funny as fuck
" it sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun
5:49
@@officestaplerthank you
WE NEED A 200,000k SPECIALLLLL
I miss this guy rewatching the videos are still as funny as the first time I have seen them
If raccoons lay eggs than do birds give birth
Wtf
Devon only if there furrys
...fuck
“Sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun” that killed me
4:10 Is there a way for me to like this video twice?
every day i wake up with a feeling of emptyness and sadness inside i feel as if the hole in my chest is getting bigger each day i look up in the sky knowing that my life has no meaning that if i died today no one would really care because ill be forgotten i lost everything my friends my girlfiend myself one of these days ill just snap and end it
poggers
3:00 anyone notice his name was Among:usGod?
this new video is great racc
*Nelson, But Girl?*
Nelson Have Pussy
Nelson have pussy
Will you marry me?
Anything Racc says can be the meme where the kid says something & all the other kids scream “STOP!”
Oh my god I love your videos xD
not good enough need something like comedy gold for him to love it
I died at the hole "you sound like a wolf trying to howl at the sun" 😂
I AM LITERALLY DIEING *100 emoji* *fire emoji*
Cookie I got you💯🔥
Haven’t laughed this hard in forever. Great vid. Definitely subscribing.
Swagger would be the type to get a belt, slap his girl in the face with it, and then kiss her with a yu-gi-oh card in his mouth.
Kinky
weird flex but OK.
If it's a cheap card he's kissing her with its OK
If it's a pricey one then he can straight up die in a truck crash
CS:GO moments that brought my dad back home
2:06 Got me laughing so hard 😂😂
CS:GO Moments i watch when i miss RaccoonEggs
YESSSS FATHER HAS POSTED
"Your the butter to my knife...
...your the toilet to my paper"
😂
4:42 so... What's the link to inotorious' Prof pic? J-just for a experiment...
fuck off
For research purposes
Wait a minute... did that really just say, Among Us Gods when Carson killed Racc? The extreme og's are with us.
3:00 for context
Hey i’m new to the channel and I just finished watching almost all your other videos and your hilarious, should honestly be a way bigger youtuber
Usually I’d be offended by jokes like these but I honestly can’t I’m to busy laughing! This vid is hilarious
3:01 SUS
He says such
God damn nvm I see it
i had to off my headphones whenever hidd3n laughed
2:44 Is that... Jojo?!?
Damn this is so much better than I notorious’s videos, the humour is so much less forced
Where can I buy a raccoon egg so it’ll grew into my pet raccoon?
Racoon knows the future about the teachers with guns
6:37 lmao I was on this server but he cut out all the times I talked
ZanDaMan drop the ip bro
Origin Bf1 I’m not at home rn but I will after if I remember lol
Origin Bf1 just try the most popular utopia servers
Bro you better remember
Ventium Gaming I still haven’t had access to my computer lol
IVE BEEN LOOKING EVERWHERE FOR THE BEGINNING
Raccoon in fdl we say BLT like this banok lard and tea
If Racc ever takes me out, I will probably go on a second date with him even if he does order a God Damn receipt
3:00 read the names, you’re welcome :)
I was with my whole family watching this and I was laughing really hard, and trying not to be loud and draw attention to myself, and I ended up just sitting there laughing and they all just kinda looked at me.. help
*THIS VIDEO MADE ME DIE HELP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*
Half of the references I make are to your videos racc. Thanks for keeping these up :)
Happy 4/20!
Bacon Bitz Its not
A Fucking Kit-Kat happy birthday sandy hook
Columbine shooting.
It’s weed day today
Okay so I’m gonna lame out, that kid in your thumbnail is actually a pretty accomplished Boy Scout, the centennial wreath surrounding patch, Eagle Scout, AND an almost full badge sash
0:21 all over tiktok with no credit given 😭
First off I know none of this'll mean much to you, but I love you're content I'm a new sub and jesus 90% of your videos I'm dying. But congrats on growing so fast, keep it up, and thanks for the free entertainment .
5:47 had me dead
AlphaREX MOBILE Gaming ooohhh
I don't know why I haven't thought to watch your older videos while high but this shit is greeeaaat
3:00 among us
3:04 you’re the nails to my jesus
Racc I swear, I think your my father.
When raccoon makes jokes there is never not a time when someone laughs,he's so fucking funny
5:17 is proof that Racc can say anything nowadays and people in his lobby just laugh for the sake of laughing
4:05 i saw this clip on an instagram meme page the other day. i was like "aww sheet thats ma boi raccoon eggs" and when i read the comments, some were like "OMG SWAGGERSOULS" which made me die inside
RACC ISNT DEAD
I bet when racoon makes a joke he just sits and smirks at the fact that he made his friends laugh just like"sucess!!!!"
Nelsonn’t.
How is this guy not at a mil yet, his editing is on point and he has the voice of an angel (no homo)
how much monetization do you get?
Grizzy's laugh sounds like your grandpa after ripping the bong for 12 hours