Thank you for a million subscribers! Sorry about the lack of uploads, had to deal with some IRL bullshit that took up the better half of the past 6 months (including, but not limited to, having to move, getting scammed by my landlord, and my PC breaking), but if nothing else fucks with me then I'll hopefully get back to uploading at least every few weeks. I'm currently working on a CS video and another Rust video, so expect some actual content soon. Thank you for understanding, and I hope you enjoy the best of 2018! GIVEAWAY ► gleam.io/YFlRJ/win-an-actual-hair-and-some-merch-that-probably-has-my-hair-on-it-anyways MERCH ► racc.shop PODCAST ► ruclips.net/channel/UC5SH50Nox5g3AfreJXxn1zw
@@h4voc.25 could take a while because last thing he let known about him was that he was kicked out of his airbnb for warming food with a lighter and he was homeless
miss you racc. ill continue you watch your vids regardless of the countless of times that I've watched them. take your time to get yourself back on track, stay safe and know that you have millions of people who are willing to wait for you to return
18:51 "I was laughing at a picture of burnt popcorn for 10 minutes." I literally laughed at a picture of a bear without ears for 3 hours straight. Fuckin rookie numbers
@@MinecraftSteve-rs5uu bro literally i've been laughing since the birth of reality as we know it. time rests within my palm. I can end all of you with flick of my finger
I watch your vids in class and instead of getting a proper education to live a happy stable life with a beautiful wife and kids I die of laughter from you videos
28:11 April 28, 2018 I saw this clip on insta and I didn’t know who it was and I just went along with my day. March 18, 2019 I discovered it was Racc and I’m so amazed by it.😂
Not only coming back to this 3 years later but also being sleep deprived, dont think ive laughed this hard in a while. still holds up humor wise. good shit racc
The duck impression killed me, and when ever I rewatch I lose circulation to my nose, breathe uncontrollably and contract seven chronic stages of tuberculosis.
Thank you for a million subscribers! Sorry about the lack of uploads, had to deal with some IRL bullshit that took up the better half of the past 6 months (including, but not limited to, having to move, getting scammed by my landlord, and my PC breaking), but if nothing else fucks with me then I'll hopefully get back to uploading at least every few weeks. I'm currently working on a CS video and another Rust video, so expect some actual content soon. Thank you for understanding, and I hope you enjoy the best of 2018!
GIVEAWAY ► gleam.io/YFlRJ/win-an-actual-hair-and-some-merch-that-probably-has-my-hair-on-it-anyways
MERCH ► racc.shop
PODCAST ► ruclips.net/channel/UC5SH50Nox5g3AfreJXxn1zw
Daddy
Shut up
You're welcome
Yuh.
a very well deserved million, you fucking raccoon
Thank you for eating a cup of dirt with me
🎵 We don't eat anymore 🎵
We don't eat anymore like we used to doooo
WE DONT EAT ANY MORE
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 just wanna point out that this song shows up in my recommended like 4 to 5 times a day
I JUST ATE A CUP FULL OF FUCKING DIRT
Raccooneggs laugh is literally the furthest thing from his voice imaginable
wtf
That’s so true
It’s so cute lol
@@arachnid1752 fr tho😳
**hits 10 mill**
Thank you for 4 mill subs
Lol
LMAO 😂
🤣👌
F r/wooosh
No 2 million
“My grandma shot myself” *Minecraft music plays in the background*
6:22😭😭😭😭😭
That's not fuckin minecraft music
@@hellodarkness2458 chill, its just a joke...
I want a sweatshirt/T-shirt with “*sneezes in Braille*” on it
Franklin Kinmartin and its written in Braille
boi y no wtf eww
Yes
Didn’t think I was gonna get 100+ likes on this... THX! I really do want this, and I would 100% buy one if he made it
Uhm, i think you mean "Sneezes in brail"
Your landlord sounds like he carves Jack-o lanterns with a can opener
Using his own insult for him. Priceless.
Shut the fuck up I bet you eat popcorn with a spoon.
Logman313 Your the type of person to launch a firework inside your house.
"You probably eat popcorn with a spoon"
Best quote ever
I’m battling you between likes
I’m on 170 likes your on 182 likes
ugly niqqa
What's the timestamp
Let’s ignore the fact that one guy said, “You’re the Jew to my furnace.”
XD
Lol
Time frame?
@@yungbxne like 22:28
The further I got into the video the more worried I got that ‘we don’t eat anymore’ wasn’t gonna be included. I’m glad it was, I need it on iTunes
iceb yeah it’s been on for a while,look it up on the app
Racc's laugh literally makes me smile so hard like it's so damn contagious
Alexa Madison bruhhh i agree
raccoon eggs is the channel that we've all seen but never knew the name of.
No we all knew you're just dumb
@@littlewhizard723 not everyone. Meme pages used to post him without credit and it took me forever to find him
I knew the name but not the content. I heard it mentioned somewhere and typed it in one day.
Ikr.
True
Raccooneggs: tells joke
Everyone: pause
...
...
...
LAUGHTER
Raccooneggs: tells really dark joke
Everyone: pause
...
...
„Racc im streaming..."
If you waited a bit longer it could have been a 2 mil special!
The video has literally been up for like 3 minutes Justin. You need to seek help.
(Insert generic comment about how Justin is so early.)
Bob Semple Tank I swear to god Justin you need help.
Even though I'm trying to be a comment god too.
That was quick!
**is at 1.7 mil**
_Releases 1 mil now_
I swear you are on every comments section of every video I watch
Time for the noose
Brad Taylor ikr
BOI👏🏻
he literally didn't say anything about this comment in the video, what an original guy you are, please be my senpai
“The rest of 2019”. Yeah I did enjoy the 3 videos, now for 2020
I hate to break it to you bud but
Racc isn’t coming home
@@yadatherocker114 your a bitch 🥺 i didn't wanna know
@@jimenexmedia I’m sorry buddy
@@yadatherocker114 on his Twitter, he said that he was having some problems but he would be back as soon as possible.
@@h4voc.25 could take a while because last thing he let known about him was that he was kicked out of his airbnb for warming food with a lighter and he was homeless
I literally just checked your channel yesterday to see if you uploaded. Don’t do this to me Racc.
I think no one skipped to 3:18
i did
I didn’t
Where is your bathroom I have to poop
I didn’t
Fucking Pussies
Me: *is watching video*
Huh
*looks at subs*
Subs:*2 million*
Me:talk about being late
same
Dito
Hahah I bet you did say that!
2.49 mil and he hasn’t posted in longer a year
@Slasher just one homie talk podcast in that time
"Almonds are the superior nut" is now my favorite quote.
(My name is Almond)
How the fuck is someone named almond
your name...is almond?
Are you a Stripper?
Kek
That was nuts
@@eastxsidexswagg Back to you almonds
"Real jew move" he's gotta use that at 6M subs
Lane Welch omg 😂😂😂
Lane Welch factsssss
LOOL
Took me a second
hAHAHAHAHAHA
RaccoonEggs is gonna show up late to his own funeral :/
I was gonna say the same thing 😂
how old are your kids
@@yaboiskinnyweiny7734 bold of you to assume that he has kids
@@TM-qk2yy bold of you to assume he is assuming. And bold of me to assume you're assuming his assumption
8:50 is why I came to this video
15:23
this is a "this is why i came here" too.
miss you racc. ill continue you watch your vids regardless of the countless of times that I've watched them. take your time to get yourself back on track, stay safe and know that you have millions of people who are willing to wait for you to return
18:51 "I was laughing at a picture of burnt popcorn for 10 minutes."
I literally laughed at a picture of a bear without ears for 3 hours straight.
Fuckin rookie numbers
Bruh that’s nothing I haven’t laughed for 3 years 😂👏 up 👏 your 👏 game👏
Dr3adL0rdhg you are nothing. I laughed thinking about a plant for 20 years.
xıןǝɟ psh I have been laughing since Noah was building a boat
@@brody7098 pussy numbers i have been laughing at nothingness since before earth was created
@@MinecraftSteve-rs5uu bro literally i've been laughing since the birth of reality as we know it. time rests within my palm. I can end all of you with flick of my finger
17:10
nobody:
James Charles:Why didn’t I think of that
TheStandardBacon ! 😂😂
He defen
He attac
But most importantly
*He A rAcC*
Walrus BFV maybe even more importantly... he is bacc
It’s protecc you uncultured swine
Walrus BFV no his upload schedule lacc
*RACCOONS ARE THE BEST PETS*
I agree, Raccoons are good pets
*How it feels to chew five gum*
Raccoon: [does duck impression]
*Stimulate your senses*
No.
HyperXheadphones no u
@@chunkyboi7364 No.
HyperXheadphones yes
@@chunkyboi7364 No.
" Hey do you wanna hold my spear?" *Launches it into his face*
22:34
Your voice is sooooooooo good and relaxing. You have the best and deepest voice i love.
God damn he is a savage and don’t care. He said so much offensive shit
SwaggyDudeTV He Sounds like Critikal
HE IS SWAGGER SOULS
Have u heard bob ross
pretty sure thats not how he normally talks btw
Can the giveaway be a raccooneggs shirt made out of your hair?
@@nathanmalone1047 errrrr
could make at least 12 with that much hair
Epic
Nathan Malone what else? Jesus
4:32 the greatest things ever... binladder
12:20 I think this blue guy is my spirit animal.
I thought he was Twomad
That smooth voice with that nice commentary *MMM*
Wettt
Oh no! He’s using 0.0000000000001 percent of his power! I don’t feel so good. *Dusts*
1%=Dead universe
Yes?
@@mmm6481 lmaooo
man, right on time.
Can't believe im the first comment under Daniel's comment, wow!
S
Yeah!
When you miss Racc so you rewatch all his videos :( hope you're well my guy 2021
“I sold all my CS:GO skins just to afford milk for my cereal”
Damn what kind of milk you drinkin?
The best
Bag milk
Nich raccoon milk
Anime tiddy milk
Smii7y
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Raccoon eggs next upload will be
In 2022
Ok
Dont commit boom pls D:
Santeri don’t tell me what to do
Still waiting
7:47 Of course he's from Florida. I'm from Florida. In fact, he's probably my neighbor.
@God idk god why did you allow them
I’m from Florida too
Another Floridian, so am I
I'M FROM FLORIDA
raccooneggs neighbor would be joe schmoe
I feel like raccoon eggs is just swaggers brother
you should start on your 3 million special video dude now, so you actually get it on time!
Dude read his comment hes got a reason why he was so late
@@ThreeShot put me in the screenshot with a green circle^^
Prep for 2M bois. (He's gonna be 1M late that time.)
its hilarious because hes made only a single video since this one
@@abbyginge03 yep and now he got the 2 millions
Yeah
Raccoon Eggs finna pull a JonTron at this rate
'We don't eat anymore' was the best video on youtube last year
Dakota Gerrior facts
Nah
Well according to this video it’ll probably be around 15million subs when he uploads the 10 million sub special
12:20 is my favorite part.
I watch your vids in class and instead of getting a proper education to live a happy stable life with a beautiful wife and kids I die of laughter from you videos
Wyatt Stumbaugh same
Wyatt Stumbaugh same
Fair trade
Who wouldn’t
10:57 I've been looking for this exact part forever. Like through every video for no reason
**is at 1.7 mil**
_only releases special now_
Did you watch the first 40 seconds?
You didn’t watch further
?
Si ta 7.1 lim
Ylno sesaeler laiceps won
Head ass
Facts
"All the children in your country work on farms" is the funniest shit i've ever heard
Raccoon eggs: “breathes”
Lobby:😭😂😭😂😭💀💀💀💀💀💀HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Chris Hansen if racc makes a joke in a lobby and no one laughs he leaves and doesn’t upload the footage
Jäger oh yeah yeah?
Chris Hansen bruh this so true i’m dying
Did this guy even upload this year?
Diego yes
They he just uploaded
59 likes in 59 minutes nice
He just put all his videos together and this was made
lol
racc mustve been drunk when he thought
"lets make a 2018 montage in febuary"
DJ NK Studios prolly high lmao
Rac: *turns on mic*
Everyone he’s playing with:”LMAOOOOO YOURE SO FUNNY RAC”
He gets more subscribers when he doesn’t upload then to when he does
Its because ifunny keeps beating the dead horse
ifunny? Ew
You right
hmmmmmmm
New subscriber here, not even a minute in and I'm already on the floor dying of laughter
ikr im dying and it does help when i have a cold lol
LGBT truly stands for Lasagna Garlic Bread Time
Is that actually u in ur profile pic 😂
Rendenbathers Plays is that actually you in yours?
@@kevinklein6478 yea birth defect
No it stands for lennys gravy bacon tube
wydm it stands for luigi got bit titties
this just randomly showed up on my suggested and i’m very happy it did. i miss this dudes videos
*He joke*
*He attack*
_but most importantly_
*He bacc*
Captain Nugget He make video after receiving 1,000,000 subscriber plaque
Nobody:
Guys with civics at 3 a.m.20:51
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
su🅱️ra engine
28:11 April 28, 2018 I saw this clip on insta and I didn’t know who it was and I just went along with my day. March 18, 2019 I discovered it was Racc and I’m so amazed by it.😂
Any idea what the song is?
Same. Also heard his voice from a Carson clip
18:36 I laughed for like 20 minutes I dont even know why that was so damn funny
*Thanos is just purple Homer Simpson*
*Wait that's illegal*
They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth
ƑՑ Եհҽ ƒօɾҌҌÍժժҽղ ɑղցҽӏ what the fuck
Does that mean gamora is marge?
XDDDD
Holy shit you posted a new video?
Keep it that way.
1 fucken hour and you have 182 likes. Wtf?
I commented on a vid and in 2 weeks I only got 2 likes
Wtf
@@DraniPearls lol yep I just realized that
Jack geez he was having a hard time god damn
Drani Pearls the way you play the game
warden lmao
Woah can’t wait for you to upload in 2021
19:29 WHY DOES THAT REMIND ME OF THE CONDUCTOR WITH THE BEARD FROM THE POLAR EXPRESS😂😂😂
Raccoon merchandise is all I need to protect from the demon staring at me 3am when I have sleep paralysis :)
PG3D I-
PG3D IssaMiniYaBoi honestly when your uncle does it every weekend it’s not that bad
He protec
He attac
But mos importantly.....
He sells shirts with the name racc
he protec
he attac
But most importantly
we all know hes on crack
NotCarried I actually love this for some reason
rip bappo memes...
I've seen this comment before ....I think..
28:11 greatest racc moment of all time
I told this story at boy scouts and I got kicked out.
@@colinjohnson7229 XD
Congrats on 2 million subs now! Everybody has stuff that goes on, being late is no worry and no harm!
2 words: quality content
Normally Unique that’s 3 words
There's a homophone for those two great words!
Take a guess, it had 3 syllables and it makes duck noises
@@9iotaa Swaggersouls? no, scrap that he's too fucking short to make quality content
Deadass I entered the giveaway before you mentioned the merch
Same lmao I just really want that Raccoon hair
Oh yeah yeah
Thank God Raccoons cure cancer because your content gave me it!
I love you dad.
XD racc u axedentaly made a childe nice one
Always come back to watch this once or twice a year. Thank you for the content. Helped me in a goofy time.
*“It would be a really Jew move”*
To not take a shower
I've been waiting my entire life for this video
*casually uploads this in feburary* AAKAKSKSKSKA
I miss this man so much
Not to be racist or anything but, like Asian people (15:17)
HA
Lmfao 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This dude finna upload his 1mil special when he's closer to 2mil
Ranger Furby uploads 5 million when he’s at 50 million
You should’ve seen when he was around 50k and how late he was with his specials
“Better late then never”
🤔
I can make that duck noise, too!
_Also, with my bellybutton._
wait-
Wait that's illegal-
Ahegao.
Nice pic brother
Wait that's legal
Man I miss him somedays. His humor is dark enough to shine light on this generation of snowflakes
Pretty sure he is Grim on YT now. Voice sounds identical lol. What do y’all think?
@@christoferrage he also sounds like v1nce
@@braxtontucker1860 yo same dude v1nce reminded me of this gem of a channel
YO HE BACK MF
Well he's coming back, sorta
Congrats on 1M subs. Hope you get to my favorite number 1.8M
confirmed - racc is HowToBasic
Farhan Nahin explain your reasoning
@@speedskid4838they are talking about him in the beginning packaging his hair
Speedskid ye gabe’s right
Raccooneggs I haven't heard that name in years but I still love you
Not only coming back to this 3 years later but also being sleep deprived, dont think ive laughed this hard in a while. still holds up humor wise. good shit racc
If raccoons are the crackheads of the animal world racc you're one of the most successful crackheads in the world.
Too real
What the fuck you doing with my profile pic!!!
Ewan he’s their king
@@fazeded8483 you have good taste
Ewan you too fam
This is the amount of racoon's resurrected this year
👇
You got one and it was probably you
Ha... 69 😏
I saw a dead raccoon on the street today the number is not working ;-;
@@beebetplayz750 why didn't you just resurrect it?
27:51 is my favorite
Sunflowerhoe18 z
@@underacheivingaisan5163 E
😂😂😂😂
20:35 me in class the next day when we have to read this book
Hmm...
*Something isn’t right.*
DEMONETIZED
HAHAHA
DON'T DO IT
15:23
Go away
*already almost at 2M*
Thanks for uploading RAC
Also Will the podcast be on iTunes?
I just keep revistiting all raccs vids and cant get enough love you man
**makes a video on 1 Mil subs meanwhile 700k subs later**
*Me: outstanding move*
Wannes Vanpoucke **makes a video on Best of 2018 2 months late**
@@SquaredPasta *outstanding move*
Top Ten Most Anticipated Sequels Of The Century!
Nobody told me swaggersouls had a 2nd account
He has a third , callmecarson
Streamer btw is lazars thing streamer
fourth, PunkDuck
When i first found fitz's channel i thought racoong was swagger but with a different mic lol
@@thejekky_br5022 same
Me: watches this for the 40th time,
Glances at subscriber count
Me: notices he’s at 2.5 mil
Damn bro are you dead rac?
At least im not alone feeling that way
Yeah I miss these videos
First ever raccoon to reach 1 million subscribers, congrats :D
What about h20 delirious
Incorrect. Chill hop reached 1 mill before raccoon eggs.
You have to respect a man using cs-go surf gameplay in 2019
Xxxx69erxxxX lolXD dont try and be a smart ass if you cant even spell “hence”
@Xxxx69erxxxX lolXD lol
Hellen Keller was immune to flashbangs
Filletace no shit Sherlock
Lmao so funny and original
I realize I took this from the internet. It's just the kind of thing that belongs in a raccooneggs video tho lmao.
The duck impression killed me, and when ever I rewatch I lose circulation to my nose, breathe uncontrollably and contract seven chronic stages of tuberculosis.