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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- All hail the Magic Craunch
ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
► Big Gav: steamcommunity...
► Blue: / plaugefauther
► JC The Caster: / jcthecaster
► CallMeCarson: / callmecarson
► McNasty: / mcnastyofficial
► Zuckles: / zuckleshd
► iNoToRiOuS: / inotoriousca
► Fitz: / fitz
ʟɪɴᴋs:
► Twitter: / raccooneggs
► Discord: / discord
► Twitch: / racclive
► Podcast: / solitaireyconfinement
► Steam: steamcommunity....
► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
Intro Song | If XXXTENTACION was a white girl
Background Song | outdoors - tired
Raccooneggs: exists
Everybody in the lobby: hahahaxd🤣🤣🤣
Rightfully so
Yep
thou hast spoken a truth
Nobody:
J.K.Rowling: Just told be dog her parents are gay!
Faaaaaaaaaaax
Legend has it to this day he’s still thinking about racc question
The man still stays awake thinking about it
iGxmmx facts
K honestly, why did he stop posting?
Kaitlyn Hankey he is not in a good place so he has to get gud
Wdym Not In A Good Place.?
THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN
*THE MAGIC CLOOCH*
TEH MEGUG CLONCK
The magic craunch
"And make sure to yell "subscribe to RaccoonEggs" while you climax"
don't
“I will become your stepdad”
*_Next level plays_*
*you’re*
Wanted Josh9668 ruclips.net/video/oV_MjPEk52U/видео.html
Wanted Josh9668 No, it’s “your” say “you are” and tell me that makes sense...
“I will unplug the WiFi router!”
FERNIEBOBO my worst nightmare
"Ur MaD bEcAuSe I hAve A bIgGeR pEe PeE tHaN U"
Yes we watched it too...
1k like
I WILL SPEND ALL YOUR V-BUCKS
4:22 I came back to this video just to say you should play with this guy. I wanna know if he's like actually funny cuz he seems like he has potential.
He seems like kind of a jackass
@@decan7073 exactly
Sounds like hea desprete for kid abusing
People lose their shit when they're frustrated so ofc he's gonna seem like an asshole but to me it's funny and I'd love to hear how he actually is when he isn't mad😂
Hes genuinely hilarious it kinda reminds me of Swagger when he starts shouting random gibberish. I wonder if he has a channel
There's a special ed kid at my school named Caleb. Ironic...
Same
That’s not what irony is
@@kiure7771 it kind lf is tho Mr. English teacher. Because he is referencing a kid named Caleb at his school and they are mentioning Caleb in the video. He knows someone named Caleb and he reminded him of Caleb.
Ethan B MY NAME IS CALEB
My name is Caleb
1:54
“I think you put fish in fishtanks...”
“No you put Tanks in fishtanks...”
“No you put tanks in tank tanks...”
Andrew :0 no you put tank tanks in tank tank tanks
Conner Holmes no you put tank tank tank tanks in tank tank tank tank tanks
It’s gonna be one THOSE sessions huh?
Yes I watched the video but thank you for the clarification
Actually, you put tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tanks in tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tanks.
(the more I wrote "tank" the more it sounded like a sound effect that would be used for a comic book)
When the guy was yelling at the kid about being his step dad did anyone else hear the kid say “my dads dead” in a happy voice. 4:49
aw thats really sad :(
Mine is too ✌️
Kiddoh a balla
*orange*
XxtraYT shut the fuck up purple i don’t know who took a shit in your cereal but calm down
Megan jones *take a breather
XxtraYT *red*
*orange
Xxtra literally as I read this comment the guy said öräñgē
Bruh y’all should play with that guy yelling at the kid at 4:22 😂😂
Savage Wubbzy I WILL UNPLUG THE Wi-Fi ROUTER
I WILL BECOME YOUR STEPDAD
anyone know his name
madi suttle TheMuschiMaster
deadass they should lmfao
“What did the cow say to the beaver”?
“What?”
“NICE DAM”
*wheeze*
TSHMSilkZ i dont get it
Shane Livingston me either /:
@@hellokitty-he9dv beavers make dams
So what is up with the cow?
i didn’t write this lmao i got hacked or something.
*Each time i watch your videos my future gets brighter*
Let's be real here. Every video = -5 IQ
really cause mine keeps getting more cancerous
^ this guy is going places
TikO LoRd you mean darker...
each time i watch his video's i get erect
*THE KING OF RACCOONS HAS AWOKEN AGAIN*
Charles Akujobi JR YEE YEE YEE YEE
HAS AWAKEN I HATE BEING A GRAMMAR NAZI BUT ITS AWOKEN
Calm ur tits man....😕
Hes awoken again. Cheers :))
@@xxpeacekeeperrxx8615 King has awoken
4:19 - 4:57 😭😭😭I literally have laryngitis and I’m wheezing
“A peanut butter bean is just a peanut”😭😭😭
Does it even say that?
"U mad because my pepe is bigger than yours"
Robert mnacnamara
I didn't get the joke...english is not my first language 😅
OMG IM LITERALLY LAUGHING AND PISSING MYSELF AND SHITTING AND CONVULSING AND CUMMING ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN DESPITE BEING ONLY MODERATELY FUNNY WITH THE WHOLE VIDEO HAVING FUNNIER SECTIONS LOLOLOLOLOLOL I AM DECEASED😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Grant Yoches grant... who shit in your cereal Today? Calm down
the first callmecarson clip aged so well
The caunch clip aged like wine
I DROPPED EVERYTHING TO WATCH THIS FAST
George Hoctor same
WHO CAN RELATE?
me too
Same
me too
Racooneggs. Here is a joke for you to say to the others.
Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Iwillgame12 that’s a basic jokeee.
Why do they called the short bus the produce bus?
Because it’s full of vegetables
Sophie Ann nice one
Sophie Ann No
This is why I love going through the comments
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer...
Finally an upload from racc
GoLuckyz what about you
Jc racc you tripped on a lego
Racc *inhales and rubs hands*
He ended that mans whole career
1:06 i can't believe you've done this.
Mc_Nikkelsson M oh shee
Whos singing my way in the end tho i want their @ to anything
Aristotle [aristotss] I was looking through the comments for it sis
Same like anybody that sings a frank Sinatra song I want to know who they are
ESKETIIIIIT
Aristotle [aristotss] its -> SKYYLINEGAMING thats his youtube name he has an upload of him singing the exact song
Time warp Pal its SKYYLINEGAMING
The laugh at 0:16 is so beautiful
SpookedTiger P*WHEEEEZE* AH
3:28 "I dont know who shit in your cereal this morning but take a breather" is something i quote religiously and im very grateful for its existence
Your videos are amazing. I can't stop laughing lmao
Frank Sinatra at the end 👌🏿
Don Wade gaming do u know who the cover was by?
It was amazing, but that one guy with the soundboard disrespecting
Bobna Von Victorsteyn You are one of those people that can't take a joke and cry like a little bitch when you don't get your way
Who gives a fuck? It doesn't affect you, Its not like he was playing the song of death on repeat
@@demonwolf348 holy fucking shit calm down
demon wolf34 ruclips.net/video/oV_MjPEk52U/видео.html
I will unplug the wi-fi router
Art or will you?
Who else is going back and watching old racc videos?
Pyru Nolan yee yee brother
It is July 2020 my dude
2020
All racc videos are old.
me
Your belly button is just your original mouth.
Ben Vanbibber that really fucked me up
superpenguin77664
Time is just a concept created by man’s desire for order and a routine, thus making every second, minute, hour and day just a figment of your imagination. In turn it also nullifies weeks months days and even years, proving that age is in fact, just a number.
What the fuck Ben
JacuBlaz 925 am I wrong though? 🤔🤔
Ben Vanbibber Yep, and jail's just a room
raccoon's milestone videos are just his normal uploads
Zedrow 👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🔥😂🔥💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯💯🌚👌👌👌👌👌💦💦👅👅👅😫😫😫😫🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🤫🤫🤫🤫🔥😂❤️🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚💯💯🔥😂💦😂🔥💯💯🔥😂😂🔥👌👌👌😂💯💯🔥😂💯👌👌😂💯💯👌👌😂👌👌💯👌🍆❤️👌💯👌👌😂☺️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🍬🍬🥧🎂🍿🍵🌰🍙🍦🍪🍯🥛🍷🍷🍷🌝🌝🌝🌞🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚🌚👨🏿⚕️🦐🦐🐟🕷🐌🐥
Boi
Zedrow best comment
Squeakers playing CS: **exist**
Literally anyone that’s hit puberty playing CS: “you’re existence disgusts me”
That’s very true
4:23 that guy will be an amazing father one day.
3:24 *That guy sounds like fix it Felix jr*
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
*The table*
*ThAtS a KnEe SlApPeR*
It's the wheel chair
🚪💥
ITS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!
Orange
@@rendem9539 dude... Thank you.
I’ve been laughing at this for 8 MINUTES 💀💀
Ffs I still can’t look at
“B I G G A V” without thinking
“B I G G A Y”
ZanDaMan wait, did that not say big gay?
B I G G A Y D A N C E
You’re telling me that doesn’t say Big Gay
wait that didn't say big gay?
“Idk who shit in your cereal” 🤣
😂😂😂
“Is call me Carson a better RUclips than raccoon eggs” “are you out of your mind?” Didn’t age well
too soon
Shut up kid
@@samael.46xd26 lol
what do you mean it didn't age well?
@@BigCheeseIsReal carson had a lot of drama go on with him, though i cant recall anything specific
3:24 I FOUND IT I FOUND IT ITS MY FAVORITE LINE
AN UPLOAD!?!??!?!?!?!??
DAOLPU NA??!?!
NANI?!
U know he has a life too
1:10 The way he's laughing gets me every time
CONGRATS ON 500K
If a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels Is a quad bike just 2 motorbikes stuck together?!?!!
Jack Martin did you seriously just call it a quad bike
Then a unicycle is just half a motorbike
Jack Martin yo
George Pap Oh shoot! You’re right!
Still holds up all these years later thank you Racc you have made some of my worst days better.
7:50 - heart stop type beat
You made my yesterday's tomorrow's morning
Zapple it took me exactly 48 seconds to figure it out
there is no tomorrow and yesterday is already gone. It is always today and never has been tomorrow. It will never be yesterday. It will never be tomorrow.
Wolfie Ships that's why I started with yesterday not tomarrow.
Zapple that's why I said that
Wolfie Ships your nit worth my time bye
Racc is bacc
Floris untill next time folks 1 month later
And is also very thacc
6:14 I would like to point out that in this moment in time, racc has the name “eridanampora” and honestly I’ve never been so proud yet also disgusted of him
Miles Edgelord I dont get it
YER BOI Eridan Ampora is a character from Homestuck
Right? It's making me relive my homestuck days, which I both miss and despise.
I'm having 2014/15 flashbacks
lol dude ive been a homestuck since 2010 fml
When he said “ITS NINE O CLOCK” it was legit 21:00 lmao
Same lol
You should put that on a T-Shirt
"All hail the magic craunch"
Congrats on 500K!
0:53 rip xxx
Eat dat pussey 554 what song was it
Ian Beck rip roach
it's eat that pussy 445 not 554
Xxxtentacion and ski mask the slump god- rip roach
Ian Beck R.I.P. roach
That dude absolutely going off on kiddoh will never cease to amaze me, I use some of his lines to this day
" I guess a peanut butter bean is just a peanut." RaccoonEggs 2018
blew my fucking mind
I want more of that end singing.
Honestly his voice is angelic
I want more uplaods
Thank you Racc for making the best video's I've had the pleasure of seeing, and it doesn't matter how many times I see them they always make me laugh and smile. Thank you for being you
"If you think about it, a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels."
I then proceed to lose my shit as my mind fucking implodes to this new knowledge and I become instantly high XD
0:20 He shot him through his YuGiOh card
When you get stage four cancer doctors be like: here’s your C4
5:54 trying to start an engine be like
4:30 sounds like mrtlexify 😂☠️
Orange 🍊
M&R Tuning why the fuck did people like this?
Still peak content almost 4 years later
Intro song is rip roach if anyone was wondering :)
my name is caleb and this isn't a rant but that is the complete opposite of me but describes my brother completely.
I mean broken condoms right🙏
Oof
Coal 501st ...
Coal 501st my names caleb too man sad boy hours
Call him a condom popper
racc makes a joke..
*few secs later*
*Laughing Crowd*
7:49 LOL
Is anyone else still coming back to this video?
1:17 skydoesminecraft LAUGH 😂
Fr
0:19 me when my wife talks back
1:07 when you’re S.A.T score is crap
2 days has turned into 5 years, i miss the old days.
The beginning of this one makes me laugh every time, he's so bewildered lmao
Racc has *AWOKEN*
The way that kid said his sentence at 0:10 "WhAt dId YoU jUsT dO tO mE?!"
his laugh is so contagious just like Carson
Raccoon should be a stand up comedian
When your name is actually Caleb 😂, ffs Racoon chill lol
Caleb Kubaluka lol sameee
The guy playing the ukulele at the end sounded really nice actually. any idea what he was playing?
SKYYLINEGAMING congrats man
SKYYLINEGAMING dude, awesome, i loved it. i play uke myself and i wanna play that song.
SKYYLINEGAMING you should make a video of you singing it because it is really good.
SKYYLINEGAMING tHANK GOD I FOUND YOU, YOU SOUNDED SO AMAZING DUDE
SKYYLINEGAMING thank you
Hey that's me at 3:15 typing !r lamooooo
Benjamin Headley i lied?
it's at the top
Legend has it purple is still talking
Return of God
7:25 that’s green🤣🤣🤣 btw I just found ur channel and I’m subscribing bc u and ur friends are hilarious🤣🤣
My cousin just showed me your videos and I'm so glad he told me about your channel. I'm definitely subscribing 😄❤️
IPVG Leap same, wanna help each other out?
Ethan Aldridge nah I'm good
Slinic that's a good cousin
It's a trap don't trust it guys
guys guys, girls don't exist :v
"If you think about it dude, a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels"
-word of the day
😂👌
(Word of the day??)
Wow raccoon you've really grown I've been here since 10k subs keep up the good work
Your channel is one of the only ones that make me laugh legit i love yall so much (no homo twatwaffle)
My name is legitimately Caleb, and I’m laughing my ass off right now.
I love the last guy singing My Way acoustically
I have finally found someone to replace leafyishere
Leafy is unreplaceable.
8:34 does anyone know songs that kinda sound the way he was singing
FD2 i think it’s „my way“ by frank sinatra
Asuka Todoroki it’s the same lyrics but the Lofi like this was better
who was singing it though
@@keelyaguilar8102 azn styles
@@keelyaguilar8102 I'm pretty sure SKYYLINE / Jas Skyy his youtube is: ruclips.net/user/SKYYLINEfeatured and one of his vids he has the same Frank Sinatra song
When the hell did you go from 5k subs to 600k !!!!!
Ifunny 3 months ago
Damien Rose what's his ifunny channel name
He doesn't have a channel some1 just posted and said it was raccoon eggs in the top comments
It’s like your on a plane playing csgo on your laptop, then your headphones come unplugged and the CS says “THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED” 😂😂
Watching this today and hearing them talk about carson😶
My mom does pack me a head of cabbage every day...
Caleb Liebnow sad
4:19 omg LMAO
"are you out of your mind?" ahhh still relevant but in a different way
the ukulele was so nice while it lasted.
fangirling_pleb when you're going to be big but 6ix9ine comes and ruins it
Yo Racc, ik this is a old vid, but THEY MADE PEANUT BUTTER BEANS!
8:01 eridanampora where my homestucks at
right here, lad
Duolingo when you haven't done your lesson for a week
3:19