CS:GO WHILE NOT UPLOADING

"Sorry, I overslept."
ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
► Big Gav: steamcommunity...
► Salad: / spaacedawg
► ArsenicJoe: / @nightcity7240
► JC The Caster: / jcthecaster
► cscoop: / cscoop
ʟɪɴᴋs:
► Twitter: / raccooneggs
► Discord: / discord
► Twitch: / racclive
► Podcast: / solitaireyconfinementp...
► Steam: steamcommunity....
► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
Intro Song | Albanian - Cifteli
Background Song #1 | outdoors - tired
Background Song #2 | ameba - joc
Outro Song | Led Zeppelin - That's The Way

[@RaccoonEggs]

Happy New Years! Sorry for the wait, got caught up in some IRL bullshit, but all is good now. Gonna get back to posting more frequently, currently working on a 1 million special and best of 2018 video, so expect those soon. Thanks for being patient, get hyped for 2019 boys.

[@jacobsalazar3357]

RaccoonEggs dad?

[@jadonwilliams9194]

I've never clicked so fast

[@lucidwastakenn]

RaccoonEggs sup daddy

[@will.carroll04]

RaccoonEggs DAD?

[@blinkleblop8996]

RaccoonEggs ❤️

[@Jameskii]

thank you for the late xmas present

[@thomaseaster2796]

Best present ever?

[@RRAAZ]

You're welcome ma'am

[@wil-mz7dc]

jamski m lik ur vds

[@cc_inferno_cc3383]

I'm black

[@galaxy6143]

Here before this blows up

[@v4mp1anth3m4]

He protecc
He attacc
He a racc
But most importantly...
He bacc

[@shotz_z]

Stolen

[@thefllxo8491]

i laughed bravo sir

[@Rain-hq5ps]

@@shotz_z from me lmao

[@skylarghostkeeper4835]

he in iracc

[@instinctgaming23]

Not for long

[@traviscraig4416]

Don't you hate it when you're going 75 mph down a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams

[@No-xw7mo]

Travis Craig Lol

[@ivjack654]

Always seems to happen to me

[@Wynkopop]

Hate when that happens

[@willo-zo5rd]

That moment when you ask a Jewish girl for her number and she starts rolling up her sleeve

[@miku33558]

...what the fuck

[@reggie1387]

He protecc
He attacc
He a racc
But most importantly...
His upload schedule whacc

[@Zokeyr]

At least he's not on jontron time

[@classdpersonnel115]

Oof

[@r6fixhitreg681]

@@Zokeyr true that

[@u.c.440]

W H A C C

[@villohs]

Whacc dude

[@boris-wl3on]

if you make racoon laugh
you have done good in life

[@xpl0si0nman20]

8th in trending in gaming
Weaponized autism
The N Word
Umbilical Cord windshield cleaner
Legendary

[@jackturner2258]

fr

[@slimjim7873]

Chris Kemp don’t forget making fun of cancer

[@sarak6673]

Stomping puppies too 😂

[@tighef9167]

I would like this but its at 420 likes

[@midnightfool2178]

@@tighef9167 same

[@joehaynes6647]

"I like Elmo cause he's red, I do not like whole wheat bread"

[@5qu1g_]

yeah thats lil' barnacle

[@DatShpee]

5:49

[@glidee]

song is PORN by Lil Barnacle

[@stuka8700]

bars

[@succcoyotes8566]

@@glidee it's an institution

[@kaihernandez6281]

Top 5 RUclipsrs who were thought to be dead

[@isaachutsell2077]

RaccoonEggs, Jontron, ummm... That's it

[@eekaboo3659]

Kilroy Was Here don’t forget Lui Calibre

[@Jorge-dl3wh]

Racoon eggs and grade a under a

[@assassincam0683]

@@isaachutsell2077 hey don't forget about those Minecraft RUclipsrs

[@calebe1108]

Don't forget leafy

[@Rain-hq5ps]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, Racc is bacc

[@turretgod305]

This comment is underrated

[@darklazy4743]

Lol

[@m6tt]

Rain ruclips.net/video/7-04dwZWK14/видео.html

[@jakobmeyer7624]

Is he tho

[@nolanfn8884]

Riiight

[@ashams5]

Top ten anime comebacks

[@blakebandstra1673]

And gradeAunderA

[@blackmage2678]

Number one of anime comebacks is JonTron with the flexing

[@gabereal]

Saw u on Twitter

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Oh yeah yeah.

[@willfrat8739]

Yeah

[@itsmonke253]

I remember when I saw this video “posted 6 hours ago” and it makes me happy to remember that feeling

[@ramenkid2304]

Feel you man :( really miss racc would come back

[@mattdavid7583]

i miss racc

[@DanielSambar]

See you in 2020.

[@ricardino1372]

more like 2021

[@kennomatow8836]

O MaH gOd I SeE u EVeRyWhErE!? gO aWaY!

[@zammwow_]

Daniel Sambar r u sure about 2020? What about 2022??

[@eliaseidesund3929]

Literally scrolled down just to look for a comment from you

[@brianrivera1005]

Wait this video was posted 44mins ago and your comments is 53 mins old

[@toovague]

*Heavy breathing*
“Do you have asthma, is that what you got for Christmas”

[@m6tt]

Ladysman2357 ruclips.net/video/7-04dwZWK14/видео.html

[@kalebmiller5893]

I thought he said autism 😂😂

[@dumbrella9118]

Papa_ Stalin wow

[@Rampz]

I don’t watch racc with headphones. For my own safety

[@heidixox6841]

😂

[@kianking5601]

What about the safety of the people around you

[@benjk777]

Good call

[@tucker9110]

Rampz welp I didn’t do that and my parents are right next to me when the vid moaned

[@thatgirlsaybae3178]

I have to listen with headphones because if I dont my family will take all electronic

[@jwest5981]

outro song is "that's the way" so glad to hear a little led zep

[@adamlinden5940]

;)

[@cablealien5170]

He smokes ofc he listens to Led Zeppelin

[@808Cruzz]

i thought i was the only one that noticed lmao

[@SlythysGaming]

@@808Cruzz i am the only person who knows led zeppelin in the world

[@briannes1100]

@@SlythysGaming : /

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Thinking about that puppy, as long as I don't have to step on it too hard I'd take the money

[@icarryxbl7189]

kremit the frog i prefer opening its mouth making it bite the curb and smashing its teeth into its brains

[@doomshroomorigins1202]

Stomp it? Boi give me a shout gun

[@Poison_broken3302]

lol

[@thugTaters]

One time my dad was sitting in a broken chair, when it broke fully it crushed the puppy under it. Rip pup

[@corneliouscook6062]

put on some steel cleats and STOMP

[@JustinY.]

RacoonEggs: *Talks about animal cruelty*
RUclips: *DEMONETIZED*

[@fritz645]

Thank you, very cool

[@easonvaughan9340]

Justin Y. You meannn every RaccoonEggs video

[@J_productionss]

Nuh-uh

[@memeolade9079]

First GradeA, then Project Wendy, Now this, truly the best day of 2019

[@leansyons]

You’re everywhere

[@trapstarchuck]

HE PROTECC
HE ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
RACC IS BACC

[@elifriedegg8335]

This is the new Eminem

[@hunterbenting5781]

you were saving that shit in your notes for the longest haven't you.

[@shotz_z]

Nice stolen comment

[@jermyg9180]

then he'll be gone for another 6 years

[@joquiekcreak6349]

DarkSpoork fug yes

[@S117M4sterChief]

I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts.
.
.
.
.
Must be the weaponized Autism...

[@Villadgent]

69

[@laila4146]

Nah you just got Asthma for Christmas

[@maxfireandice]

@@laila4146 nah its adhd for Halloween

[@succcoyotes8566]

Nah you like Elmo cause hes but not the whole wheat bread

[@vigilends]

Nah you should've ordered Dr. Brown's Carrot Dicing Kit

[@nathanmcclure4978]

RaccoonEggs is the RUclipsr version of Morgan Freeman.

[@comicsansstudio7449]

Nathan McClure, I always thought of him as more of the RUclipsr version of Ryan Reynolds.

[@sclyfer3461]

Comic Sans Studio he isn’t a Pokémon

[@zarius2291]

Car Salesman NO HES DEADPOOL

[@Subscriberswithoutanyvid-el6ud]

RUclips adaptation

[@person8050]

morgan freeman if he was a white stoner that cosplays as an animal on youtube

[@bruhmane1944]

4 months pause from youtube
And he gets 800k views in 1day
Damnn

[@rightontracks10]

his last flex

[@justafellowbrother7263]

He's a god, why are u surprised? Remember the video he made of how to resurrect the dead? Imagine what other powers he has...

[@flammyboi1205]

He is racoon eggs after all Man

[@amideadyet268]

Two words my man. *dedicated fanbase*

[@undergroundwalkerisback922]

Nice Good god damn man

[@parkerprice6787]

“Spell red”
“N A T I V E A M E R I C A N”

[@DropDeadDebater]

A N D T H A T M A K E S T H E R E D M A N R E D

[@oddacity5883]

*Beetlejuice wants to know your location*

[@elitrix8860]

That’s fucked up tho

[@elitrix8860]

That’s fucked up tho

[@marshmelliott4723]

And that makes Ethan Price today’s big loser now you have to suck off a horse yayyyy

[@lukidon8715]

Racc, I know you'll never see this but you genuinely made my early teens amazing. Thank you for everything you did for us, I hope you'll find happiness in what you plan on doing in the future, Love.

[@gavinscillion9116]

honestly tho

[@lukes401k]

He’s back!

[@lukidon8715]

@@lukes401k ik I'm so happy

[@KarmaBites]

Me: oh he's back I wonder if he's changed?
Racoon: if I had ten million i could step on a ton of puppies heads.
Me: ok good he's still here :D

[@striykerstruck6528]

Is he different
"Weaponised autism"
I am no longer sceptical

[@shotz_z]

He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
Racc bacc 🐾

[@Jadexion]

Bravo

[@suicidalsausage7116]

you messed it up

[@suicidalsausage7116]

bacc not back

[@emmagrace6242]

That’s my anthem now thank you

[@jadziapence5782]

You mean your telling me you missed that chance to say
He protec
He atacc
But most importantly....
The racc bacc

[@kdenbman]

8:39 that meme is old af but still a gem

[@gooseylucy99]

KDen BMan true

[@kanyeforlife7225]

What is it called

[@ezroj271]

derpy cheese I been in the hills

[@kdenbman]

derpy cheese yeah just look up I been in the hills compilation

[@astro.mp3348]

"Spell red"
"Ra- wait no"
"LSTER"

[@iasondunton7709]

APZX GAMING what part was that ._.

[@astro.mp3348]

@@iasondunton7709 3:00

[@Lifelez]

Half of this video is just intense screaming and laughing.... i love it. Perfect Content for the new year.

[@nakoriakiyama9417]

Or moaning

[@geo3317]

Me: Did you abandoned us on RUclips again?
Racc: *NUH UHH!!*
Me: *YUH HUHH!!*

[@chefboyardeee1665]

me: *searches "how to delete someone's comment"*

[@alexwolfdragongamer2662]

DID YOU MAKE ME WAIT 5 YEARS FOR YOU TO COME BACK DAD? NUH UHH!! YUHH HUUHHH!!!

[@alexwolfdragongamer2662]

lul

[@geo3317]

@@chefboyardeee1665 not sure if you're serious but it was a joke

[@ComicalCoconutOfficial]

Bro, Racc’s roasts are so random and almost always completely clean to reuse amongst your friends

[@suik0n954]

Ok I changed my mind 2019 will be a better year only because of this upload

[@matiss2055]

5:59 one of the few rappers eminem is to afraid to diss

[@Arallos]

name of the song?

[@graybuster7768]

@@Arallos ik its lil barnacle look up watching porn by lil barnacle

[@ericjrthered4365]

Matiss Platais *too

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

@@Arallos I can hardly think pf someone listening to those songs ironically, much less unironically!

[@chillyplays3506]

gray buster that’s mosh pit I think

[@xristopanagia2693]

*Am I the only one who thinks that racc sounds like a pretty talented schoolshooter/puppy stepper?*

[@williamwhitaker1310]

He looks like one too lol

[@19DannyBoy65]

Takes one to know one I guess

[@abigigigail]

I like how even though Cscoop literally just laughed in the video, he's yt channel is still linked in the description.

[@felixbasildoogle-berry3734]

If you smoked Anne frank’s ashes, would that be called smoking the Anne Dank?

[@williamwhitaker1310]

Why not smoking the Dank Frank?

[@mattrodriguez4867]

she died from typhus

[@yourneighborhoodthotcrusad6143]

Is hitlers gas bill for the poison, or the furnace fuel?

[@robertishere9109]

raccooneggs be hibernating for the winter

[@robertishere877]

Hi me

[@gabeporter7427]

Robert is here baby one more time

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

0:19 me and my brother arguing

[@AL-cl1kb]

kremit the frog yooooooo

[@sistersimonsays9905]

kremit the frog same though

[@poopuspeeus1484]

I love your froggy ass

[@maxd7688]

I just beat mine

[@rewindproject5561]

Me and my sister arguing 0:38

[@TheDoomSlayer_666]

6:41 I said "did you get asthma for Christmas" at the same time!

[@treyh3924]

6:30

[@eliasminshell1744]

I don’t care

[@tomstallworthy3660]

@@eliasminshell1744 not raging

[@aliennug]

writx12 how is it so hard to get the time stamp right for so many people?

[@thejudge.2745]

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[@syconic5557]

Your outro should be the “we don’t eat anymore” song
Oh shit that’s 250 likes

[@oofleah6139]

Yesss

[@dimwitbeavis3165]

Syconic so true

[@m6tt]

Syconic ruclips.net/video/7d5sEBwC59A/видео.html

[@aidanpatrick9689]

yeeessssss

[@RambleCastgay]

ᴼᴿ ᴮᴱᵀᵀᴱᴿ ᵞᴱᵀ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᶜᴷ ᴾᴵᶜ ᴼᴺᴱ

[@hymanfamilyrules]

YESS GO RACC CONTENT HASNT CHANGED SINCE 50K (then again it's only like 4 vids ago)

[@JayCK246]

So fax

[@thecakedeliver9487]

Jayden Hyman underated comment

[@gooiervolcano3935]

And 4 months

[@That_Boy_Jav]

3:57 I think this dude broke his table in half for Racc

[@azurefox4615]

That is respect

[@niallhardowar8982]

That is respect

[@azurefox4615]

@@niallhardowar8982 you stole my comment dipshit

[@niallhardowar8982]

@@azurefox4615 but it was respect

[@azurefox4615]

@@niallhardowar8982 yea that's why I commented on the video shitass

[@antonc8063]

Just putting a bookmark for myself to show this to my children one day
5:06

[@oH_._]

Just gonna comment to make you remember about your comment

[@whos_that_one_guy]

Just gonna put a comment to let you remember your comment comment

[@ClassicallyQuixote]

Just going to comment so remember your comment comment comment

[@philiphamilton9674]

Just gonna comment to make you remember about your comment comment comment comment

[@thebestucanget3090]

Just gonna comment about the commenting comments so you remember your comment

[@skizze..]

Since Raccoon is always high, here are some things I thought of yesterday when I was awake for 44 hours straight.
I'm adding stuff whenever I think of them. This is my new log of random shit.
If you spray compressed air into a fish's gills, is that waterboarding them?
If you throw a ball into a house and hit the owner did you hit a homer?
If you scratch the top of a needle, is that scoring a point?
If I tied up 20 people strategically throughout my house, will that be an effective smoke detector system?
If blinds are open, are they sees?
How many guppies does it take to make a winter coat?
What would happen if the government gave the army porcupines to throw?
If humans are 80% water is drinking anything cannibalism?

[@williamwhitaker1310]

This shit right here got me fucked up

[@zolocry5515]

You good? 😂

[@pattif8718]

i cant stop thinking about this

[@cruzthemaster72]

Fuck that’s great

[@hamter1]

@@The-ev2vp i believe your name since it's clear you can't write properly

[@Ethananous512]

Can't wait until the next upload in 2020, Racc!

[@kylieraeann1150]

Ethananous512 bahhahah

[@troyalexander6261]

IM SO HYPED

[@outdated_meme9902]

Ethananous512 same

[@pual3926]

man this shit acc make me sad lmao

[@ahmadfaisal9601]

How tf do you still get surf footage without some 9 year old deepthroating their mic saying "IS THAT SWAGGER????"

[@jeremyholmes5104]

I like how you phrased that

[@caitlin3275]

Bahaha love this comment

[@beeblaine539]

They have do it yourself earrape kits

[@misorauni]

hoW do they think it's swagger? omg
I can hear the difference. lol

[@yxngregister8093]

*racoon* not swagger

[@AE_IZ_RX-]

3:47
Random guy: Do you want me to smash my desk for you
RaccoonEggs: Please do
Random guy: (takes 2 shots from a sniper)

[@qazayan1785]

Its zuckles

[@alexanderlangga8727]

My favorite eggseggseggstentanciosn lyric “I like Elmo cause he’s red, I do not like whole-wheat bread.” Long live Jackson fry🕊

[@revert0000]

thats lil barnacle porn lyrics

[@joeporter2455]

Long live the Jackson 5

[@s13josh63]

That was Lima bean who said that. In lil barnacles song

[@L9NASTY]

I posted it

[@juliustran3513]

Long live jason onfry

[@caitlin3275]

Wait...is Racc still alive?? And still making content?? This New Year is getting even better

[@corjii6228]

Yeah, it's his first upload in a year.

[@cluttter482]

Ive BeEn In tHe HilLs fuKiN dOoOoodS

[@masontv5270]

Deimantas Nikartas I thought he said dogs 00f

[@disabledchannel5150]

*laughs*

[@johannesmoen5482]

@@masontv5270 i thought i head toads

[@shyrigan6539]

Dimitri I *head* toads too

[@johannesmoen5482]

[_Shyrigan-] dont bully my autism pleasw

[@moho44]

2:30 i have never laughed that hard in my 16 years of life.

[@ethanvong5634]

ikr HAHAHHA

[@vanity2632]

i thought you quit youtube for a sec

[@karoliscizauskas8330]

Sack*

[@krishnagodale3200]

Karolis Čižauskas succ*

[@NoName-sn6nk]

Seek*

[@yaboiminii]

sick*

[@vanity2632]

craig the default skin yeah sadly

[@_.heartss4mee._]

sorry, I oVErsLEpT
(Thank you for the Christmas present)

[@ljw1011]

Please don't ever leave us again papa racc

[@cactus893]

This didn't age well 😕

[@sebbyrotten3522]

Me: pokes his channel
Me: cmon do something
Him: doesn’t upload
Me:waits

[@skippydinglechalk2879]

I just imagined that you poking a raccoon saying to upload and when he does it just pulls out a fucking phone 😂

[@sophiepollak9514]

y o u v e b e e n w a i t i n g a w h i l e n o w

[@firebalm2936]

Racc sounds like he is the person who says the pacer test 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@vermont6260]

Firebalm thank you

[@Your_Bro_Keith]

He has got to do that for joke, lol

[@dylob2523]

bruh

[@kimmyjimmyun]

He sounds like a younger version of him

[@pop29wnwohdkwu2wbsk]

Dont fucking remind me of pacers.

[@psychopaladin7163]

*I didn't knew that Raccoons goes to hibernation*
*Anyway.....glad you're back*

[@remnantunknown3725]

[JAW] Mustang Clearly you do not either...

[@remnantunknown3725]

[JAW] Mustang oh nevermind😂

[@TinoMadeCAM]

Father? Father its mee, little ol busted condom Johnson

[@gavinmcclure4463]

Raccooneggs is the RUclips version of Morgan Freeman

[@realm_reapzzyt6266]

But better

[@jamiemcgibbon8631]

the original “nuh uh” meme

[@alexandralight1105]

THE YEAR HAS BEEN BLESSED

[@weaponizedautism7761]

Fr

[@chloeh8897]

This video is a way better start then last year 1st of January😳

[@freakyhusky619]

🎵 *I like elmo cause he's red , i do not like whole wheat bread* 🎵

[@guyandjordandorandomthings102]

My nut looks like creemecheese

[@beanboydavid5335]

My cum lookin like some cream cheese toast

[@gageofficialretard4249]

6:00 6:00 6:00 6:00

[@gageofficialretard4249]

Why does he sound like he's crying?

[@jace4370]

where is this from

[@AWildDito]

Wana know raccooneggs funniest joke
His upload schedule

[@rain.plays13]

That's a big oof right there

[@zSpooky_]

Damn press f for racc

[@stolenjokesstolenchannel4766]

SpiderBat F

[@SrZXVpR]

F

[@hexit7777]

F

[@wendigowarlock1956]

Wow I really like this raccoon eggs guy, I hope he's uploaded in the past year

[@DeezMiZzY]

5:40 "Wow", he is definitely intrigued

[@georgeyeet289]

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside a local chemical plant.
In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give 50,000 pounds to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now 100,000 pounds to the fire station who could bring out the company's secret files. But still the fire fighters could not get through.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to 200,000 pounds and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Well," said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck."

[@grey_7801]

Me name's Roy Flaniggan and Im from Dublin Ireland

[@NN-os6cq]

nigga i got tiered reading that

[@unibrow5769]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@alaude5397]

This was beautiful all for that ending

[@PAPARATT]

@@NN-os6cq So tired you couldnt even spell "Tired"

[@GoldenPenHD]

Coming into the New Year with some good old demonetization.

[@bigmac2290]

0:37 my mom almost got me in trouble

[@teisjeppesen8714]

*2019, 1st jan:* Racc is bacc
*Me:* Oh boy this is already promising!

[@raccoonacid201]

RaccoonEggs has uploaded every day in 2019 I’m so proud of him! Lol

[@zakkmiller9070]

NITROGOAT STFU😂😂😂

[@astaroi333]

Not for me lol

[@tobycomyford]

Stop

[@barackobama4802]

5:09 THIS WHOLE PHONE CALL GOT ME DYING😂😂💀💀

[@gutter1]

vanilla, orange

[@thecursedone4680]

Almond , almond chocolate

[@granitp6546]

Last upload was in 2018 which was a year ago but also a week ago but also a month ago. Glad youre back

[@flameeeeeeeeeee]

Oh look who is remembered his channnels password

[@Crumbits]

OUCH

[@keroadhd]

The first minute the moan could be heard through my grandmother’s house

[@BurritoGlasses]

And it wasn't the video that made the moan ;)

[@keroadhd]

AHEEEAAUUUUUHHHHEAUUUU...!

[@BeautywithBrady]

he’s gonna get like 5mil and thank us for 2mil💀

[@manbird2184]

Lol

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

So was this your New Years resolution?

[@bri-tg3lh]

kremit the frog i see you everywhere but I’m not even mad about it

[@herpsrus4595]

How are you everywhere

[@clockjaw5189]

@@herpsrus4595 because he's Kermit the godamn frog

[@bri-tg3lh]

shrinetojesus kremit

[@e.o.archuleta6768]

Not die

[@PetroleumJellyJuggernaut]

Yo racc
Oreo "rocket" from gaurdian of the galaxy
Your fellow army Ranger
Has died

[@coolcat5725]

F

[@richardnguyen3413]

F

[@geradomeyapeti1009]

Big oof

[@PetroleumJellyJuggernaut]

@@SaintOnYT ?

[@blackmandoingblackthings3813]

F

[@gsmjack]

when bappo sees this video in his notifications, bappo stops his fappo.

[@darkwingduck3636]

Rewatching his content since hes back

[@jamessturrs8550]

Last time racc was this late my dad wasn't paying child support.

[@sonam9881]

At 6:58; that guy is actually one of my friends from Bhutan (small country, look it up) who actually did that. He has only 1 and a half of his balls now, *so yeah there's that.*

[@HybridChillin04]

Wtf xD

[@kanetokuruzaki2113]

Tenwan
How high or drunk do you need to be to do that shit and wtf.
How do you have 1.5 ball of his balls. Is the first one whole and the second look like the inner side of a belly button with scrambled eggs inside it or is the other half like floating in his nutsack and awaits the second comming for him to get a perfect body and finally get that fking ball together

[@sonam9881]

@@kanetokuruzaki2113 We were all perfectly sober.

[@scyll3223]

🤔

[@S3FreaKzY]

My boy karma

[@Charl3z003]

I thought u were gone forever just like my dad

[@MarkCJo]

👏👏

[@chelsea6362]

F

[@ZysTea]

Thx racc for making my tired ass feel better after shi went down wit me and my girl thanks bro

[@jasonmartin7968]

np

[@donovangraven8427]

Same dude

[@Lxngston]

Happy New Years. We thought you died from OverNut cuz you haven’t posted for 3 months

[@scrithen2836]

Langston Cooper he was in the official podcast last week

[@octadge5852]

i legit thought he quit leafy style

[@redacted3760]

OMG IM AT 5:48 SAYING MAYBE SOME RADISHES 😂

[@hardhitta3762]

Acid FFA *Doubt*

[@shneed428]

Peyton Moore nah man it says his name at the bottom left

[@matthewliek7935]

Damn man lol

[@redacted3760]

@@hardhitta3762 nah man I was in that server and I remember all this stuff he said very clearly and as he said my name was in the corner

[@James-si5et]

OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS RETURNED

[@navillion]

Thegoodstuff Tachanka?

[@cerisewoodson7922]

AMEN

[@kyrinvqz]

At 7:46 did that remind anyone else of the scene in endgame where the anus is just chilling?
Edit:THANOS****

[@tjr-sh1le]

hahahah that typo

[@boah69]

Why didn’t you just replace the anus with thanos?😂

[@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf]

Omg! Your typo is funny!!!!

[@Tony-pd2pt]

5:59 🎵i like elmo cuz he's red i do not like whole wheat bread🎵

[@hahathatisfunnybro]

Do you know what song that is?

[@Tony-pd2pt]

@@hahathatisfunnybroidk but you can search up the line i searched it up and a song called porn came up

[@hahathatisfunnybro]

I know what its called i was asking so i could tell you what its called

[@Tony-pd2pt]

@@hahathatisfunnybro oh i tought you were asking me

[@smokedoutvillain]

i felt that

[@priceyfern6868]

Oh he finally uploaded
*Puts glasses on*
Hol’ up

[@bravestboi036]

PriceyFern Eats a skittle

[@GrizzDahWolf]

It's fine racc take your time mate and happy new years dude

[@lynv2818]

Damn I got this video suggested to me and got excited for a second thinking he was back then I read when it was posted 😔

[@uhh8668]

i-it’s been years rac. we missed you.

[@kimmyjimmyun]

Half a year

[@WaterxDragon35]

3 months, this weaponized autism is clearly working.

[@Koji_lol]

3 years. I miss him

[@Koji_lol]

@Zavi mommy says you went to the store to get milk.

[@xboxplayz2189]

He’s back now, it’s ok, you can sleep soundly again

[@notryan8430]

RaccoonEggs: 1 mil special
Me, an intellectual: *clears throat, nostalgia time*
YOURE ALREADY AT 1.5

[@squirrel7000]

oh god its the 50k special start all over again

[@chrimorg6457]

Ready to wait till 2020 for the next video.

[@thesoggycrunchwrap3659]

Ash Morgan did u not read the comment he put down sir?

[@brodie9880]

Dippitydopfunk Dunk r/wooosh

[@genarias.4958]

@@thesoggycrunchwrap3659 r/woooooosh

[@Mingus007]

1:13 when you accidently open the "homework" file on your computer while you parents are next to you

[@scoobs2864]

4:46 If anyone knows their Canadian history, thats actually a pretty funny joke. (FLQ crisis)

[@petrachavez6510]

Please explain

[@flamingosama8060]

@@petrachavez6510 i second this motion

[@scoobs2864]

@@petrachavez6510 In the 70s a bunch of Quebec terrorists started killing people in the english speaking, Montreal, communities by putting bombs in their mail boxes, shooting them , etc. The reason they did this was because they wanted Quebec to separate from Canada and become its own country. After a while of bombing and killing they kidnapped James Cross, the British Trade Commissioner, and Peirre Laporte, the Minister of Labour. As a result of all this the prime minister gave the quebec police the ability to do pretty much whatever they wanted in order to get the terrorist cells.

[@kinggeorgethexiii9288]

I love Montreal. The "French" are just as bad as the drivers

[@thepeacemouse5316]

I can't tell if its intentional or not but its quite good
Pierre Trudeau is enforcing his war measures act from to grave

[@zedicornjenkins5318]

Don’t you mean, *Quacking* up the wrong tree?

[@mariosvathrakokilis4516]

I'll fucking peck you if you say that again

[@zedicornjenkins5318]

Marios Vathrakokilis shut your quacker kid

[@jessiemarinas]

I always get a anime ad on these videos.
Note:at least Racc is getting ads now

[@loganrickards8719]

This guys always knows how to make me laugh. I’m goin through a rlly bad point in my life right now so I’ve been rewatching all of rac’s vids and it’s lifted my spirits dramatically

[@KailinBelle]

“Our carrot dicers come in every possible color you can imagine...vanilla, chocolate, almond, almond chocolate” this part has me dead 😂😭💀

[@OGBeefStew]

i feel like these videos would be more entertaining if the game was bookworm adventures deluxe instead.
also my dad is a big fan of you, say hi :)

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

I wonder if its dunkey's alternate accounts replying to himself?

[@andrewsmith3035]

Bookworm Adventures Deluxe was my mother’s favorite game before she passed away of stage 4 breast cancer. Now I carry on her legacy of being the ultimate gamer

[@rorymcdirmid5719]

I’ve seen you in 3 separate comments section now

[@halfwaybird]

Bro, I see you commenting EVERYWHERE!

[@Atreyden1]

Beef stew your in every comment section promoting bookworm adventures deluxe