BENIS! SEGGS! HUGE COQUE!

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  • @jetpizzashere1228
    @jetpizzashere1228 2 года назад +619

    “Can’t say I’ve heard that battle cry before.”

    • @purpleheart2700
      @purpleheart2700 2 года назад +19

      That puts WHAT IF Thor to shame lol

    • @Charley-ju6yg
      @Charley-ju6yg 2 года назад +9

      Very effective tho! Nothing gets the morale up like yelling what you’re fighting for

    • @Mrjs-gm5fy
      @Mrjs-gm5fy 2 года назад +4

      "I understood that reference"

  • @NicolasClark7732
    @NicolasClark7732 2 года назад +254

    French woman makes people feel things, followed by a roast. More news at 11.

  • @denthegravekeeperclipper
    @denthegravekeeperclipper 2 года назад +191

    This is pure out of context moment for me lmao 😂.
    Plus the way she pronounce all of that is just *chefs kiss

    • @mayuravirus6134
      @mayuravirus6134 2 года назад +14

      Does giving context makes it more sense?

    • @VinnyDeez-
      @VinnyDeez- 2 года назад +14

      You dont need context in her streams she just yells out random stuff

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 2 года назад +165

    "BENIS! SEGGS! HUGE COQUE! YES!" - Saruei

  • @FSKyurem
    @FSKyurem 2 года назад +44

    “It’s not about the size, it’s about the technique.” -some guy, probably

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 2 года назад +266

    The French accent is so hot.

    • @aro_ger_
      @aro_ger_ 2 года назад +11

      She's married tho, you won't get the chance..

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 2 года назад +17

      @@aro_ger_ That has nothing to do with it.

    • @michaelkimberling7307
      @michaelkimberling7307 2 года назад +13

      @@aro_ger_ oh I would even presume to hit on someone over the internet like that to me it’s just weird to do so. There’s a few women that I’ve met over the years that where from France or French speaking countries, it’s always been a turn on of a accent for me. Even if the person themselves isn’t. Same thing with a British accent.

    • @adjoftce6547
      @adjoftce6547 2 года назад +34

      @@aro_ger_ "married" she stated to be a degenerate who never goes out of her house so this is highly improbable

    • @aro_ger_
      @aro_ger_ 2 года назад +4

      Holy moly, never knew a Joke would get thaat Much attention, Thanks guys

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 2 года назад +70

    Frieza: I’m sorry, that’s a new one

    • @FlashStatic
      @FlashStatic 2 года назад +9

      Frieza: Who are you?
      Saruei: I'm Saruei. I'm voyeur, from France.
      Frieza: Wha-
      Viewers: She means v-tuber

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 2 года назад +2

      @@FlashStatic Perfect

    • @KiboraVT
      @KiboraVT 2 года назад +4

      Ah yes. A TFS reference. This will age well

  • @xgnmetric4800
    @xgnmetric4800 2 года назад +43

    We are slowly finding her type

  • @MiniArts159
    @MiniArts159 2 года назад +62

    JP Vtubers: we need to be wholesome and cute!
    FR Vtubers:

  • @grapejuice5294
    @grapejuice5294 2 года назад +26

    That is exactly how I felt when I found that fuse

  • @conq1273
    @conq1273 2 года назад +11

    The essence of french

  • @Kraken160th
    @Kraken160th 2 года назад +138

    With a variety of sexual products i would figure not being well endowed isn't as much of an issue anymore.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 2 года назад +8

      The idea that it was an issue was only ever a myth. One which, surprisingly, originated in racist ideology, but I’m not gonna get into that.
      Research conducted over decades has found that, when promised anonymity, roughly 85% of women admitted that they actually prefer men with average members. With 4-6 inches being the preferred size range.

    • @KiraDaBeastNY
      @KiraDaBeastNY 2 года назад +1

      Some guys just have a bias against using sex toys to pleasure their partners cause societal standards make them feel inadequate. It's dumb but it is what it is.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 2 года назад

      @@KiraDaBeastNY You speak truthfully, it is sadly something that some men struggle with.
      I’ll never personally understand it, it just seems like an odd concept to me. If I love my sexual/romantic partner, why wouldn’t I want to do everything in my power to help them feel good?
      It’s just the way things are I suppose, ain’t nothin for it.

    • @bellowjello8873
      @bellowjello8873 2 года назад +1

      dude look at our pfps

  • @bug5654
    @bug5654 2 года назад +12

    Whomst has awakened the ancient one?

  • @rpgmafia8363
    @rpgmafia8363 2 года назад +20

    what is goning on inside her head ?

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 2 года назад +123

    They like a huge wallet.

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame 2 года назад +7

      Balanced by no opinions or sense of self.

    • @NumbaOne
      @NumbaOne 2 года назад

      damn red pill made it this far

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 2 года назад

      @@NumbaOne I dont get it, whats unsettling/ad or life changing truth is here?

    • @NumbaOne
      @NumbaOne 2 года назад

      @@aliekexie8467 nothing like that, like peter griffin talking to naruto, is what i ment.

  • @Etherion195
    @Etherion195 2 года назад +2

    it's funny that youtube blocks this video from the search, unless you have the exact and full title

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 2 года назад +30

    Saruei roasting them incels. Beautiful

  • @gojiradestructor
    @gojiradestructor 2 года назад +37

    Having le bigge coque is no substitute for being the hehe haha man.

  • @fatbro7283
    @fatbro7283 2 года назад +6

    I cant stop its too funny

  • @herobizarre6010
    @herobizarre6010 2 года назад +3

    She knows what she wants

  • @MrMarttivainaa
    @MrMarttivainaa 2 года назад +6

    BENIS :-DDDDD

  • @michaelst.germain341
    @michaelst.germain341 2 года назад

    i could hear the title of this vid lmao

  • @user-ov2kx8ql5i
    @user-ov2kx8ql5i 2 года назад +1

    Benis :DDD

  • @somedudewatchintv5297
    @somedudewatchintv5297 2 года назад +2

    Is that something she does when she's happy?

  • @ichigouchiha7209
    @ichigouchiha7209 2 года назад

    Damn😳

  • @bulldog2000
    @bulldog2000 3 месяца назад

    I have to say she is quite bold

  • @CometSamurai
    @CometSamurai 2 года назад +16

    Saruei is in my opinion perfect girlfriend material

  • @didiwever834
    @didiwever834 2 года назад

    Like my Friends in Foxhole would say .... COOM.

  • @infectio88
    @infectio88 2 года назад

    Yeah that's a huge coq alright

  • @THETexzilla
    @THETexzilla 2 года назад

    Typical French words of joy.

  • @samulaattor6598
    @samulaattor6598 2 года назад

    Things she has

  • @WarfighterKilo
    @WarfighterKilo 3 месяца назад

    My mods added this to my setup as a sound alert. lol. Its hilarious and I always die when people play it.

  • @marcusmeins1839
    @marcusmeins1839 7 месяцев назад

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @danielefabbro822
    @danielefabbro822 Год назад

    LoL.

  • @EntireShadow
    @EntireShadow 4 месяца назад

    It's the same for booba right?
    I see a lot of guys wanting a gf with big ones, but once you had one, and you actually get to do it, you realize that you don't even notice it that much anymore

  • @stevecates4298
    @stevecates4298 2 года назад +5

    Don't believe her lies

  • @Vergil_Sparda98
    @Vergil_Sparda98 2 года назад

    What game is this?

  • @LoganMCB
    @LoganMCB 2 года назад +1

    game?

    • @Zenriesz
      @Zenriesz 2 года назад

      Cry of Fear.

  • @susanaalvarez2121
    @susanaalvarez2121 2 года назад

    se caso

  • @mj91212
    @mj91212 2 года назад +4

    The idea that penis size, beyond a certain point, is an issue was only ever a myth. One which, surprisingly, originated in racist ideology, but I’m not gonna get into that.
    Research conducted over decades has found that roughly 85% of women admitted that they actually prefer men with average members. With 4-6 inches being the preferred size range.

    • @KiraDaBeastNY
      @KiraDaBeastNY 2 года назад

      Yup, just easier to handle. If you're too big it can actually hurt your partner if you aren't too careful, and there's only so much space up there, so if you're hung like a stallion, not only can you possibly hurt your partner if you aren't careful, but ya can't even get ya whole dick in em.

    • @ira233
      @ira233 2 года назад

      Maybe they just said they prefer normal size as to not seem like sluts to other people.

  • @SabreFang121
    @SabreFang121 2 года назад +1

    What game?

  • @sere_bro6832
    @sere_bro6832 2 года назад

    Game?

  • @marcuscain3092
    @marcuscain3092 2 года назад

    🤭🤭🤭🤭😉😊👍😈

  • @astolfobosom9899
    @astolfobosom9899 2 года назад +15

    First Like Lol

  • @susanaalvarez2121
    @susanaalvarez2121 2 года назад

    kkk

  • @artha1189
    @artha1189 2 года назад +1

    0:23 Replay

  • @alfredochavezv
    @alfredochavezv 2 года назад +1

    If she keeps playing so much, when is she going to draw anything!? 😔

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 2 года назад

    I guess that dude was mostly trying to go at the pornstars or women in the escort field but normal women 6 inches or seven is more than enough four inches if they're really short 💯😤😤😤✊🏾

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 4 месяца назад

    The statement "no one wants to date a guy who lacks a huge ck" is stupid in the fact that women DON'T REALLY KNOW who has one nor do they demand to see what they have before getting serious. Only certain women care to examine the goods before commiting to any given status. It is not the norm. Requiring HUGE CK is about as important as having the biggest pair of brst.
    It's a fun idea, but it's ultimately not required. Again, sexual preferences are merely preferences. It is not mandatory for the experience. In my experience only small dks are a problem, but even these can become great selling points to certain women.
    So to make a long story short(heh), Average sizes aren't going to undersell a guy as much as their lack of other good traits.

  • @jauneork278
    @jauneork278 Год назад +2

    I have no experience. Just word of mouth and likely inaccurate research.
    First.. Men aren't the only ones with different sizes.
    Some women love em massive. Others literally physically cannot take massive ones.
    A majoty of women seem to prefer 6ish-7ish which is above average 4-6 but not massive either. 8-10÷
    Besides. only 1 in 100+ men are 8 plus in size. and the idea that they are all both into women, tolerable as people and somwhat attractive in other areas. is incredibly unlikely.
    To this I must also say a few things.
    1, stop worrying. and if you're 40+ lbs overweight. lose some. you got buried usable toolage.
    2 Quit telling girls your 8 inches when you're only 6.
    3 most women won't get off from sex alone either way.
    4 your mental state affects your sex appeal just as much as your size and body appearance.
    Good day.

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 Год назад +1

      Sounds like copium

    • @jauneork278
      @jauneork278 Год назад +1

      @Joaquin546 Bruh. I'm just helping people out by spreading actual facts.
      Nice job trying to make people insecure. I'm going to continue to try and prevent insecurity.
      It's true. Most men lie about size. A few of my friends are notorious for that, actually.
      Sizes above 6 are apparently like 5% with larger being rarer.
      Some women can not handle big.
      Some can not handle anything that isn't big.
      But yes. There is such a thing as too small.
      Dunno what you gain from this? But you do you.

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 Год назад

      @@jauneork278 "If you can't get past the cheeks you aren't hitting this."

    • @jauneork278
      @jauneork278 Год назад

      @Joaquin546 Hitting what? If that was a reference I don't get it.