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I do not know if this is editing, or if the stream's background music was simply hades at the time, but the drop is timed perfectly with chat freaking the hell out.
I mean, it makes complete sense really lore wise. Her future restricts sex so much that if you were suddenly zapped to a timeline where such a thing wasn't heavily enforced by a dictatorship, it would be a complete sensation you couldn't be without.
As a guy, I've always wondered how does it feel to use any of the male sex toys, but what has always kept me from trying them out is the high prices for the toys (at least in my country), how society looks at you like a weirdo or loser if you get one, the amount of maintenance this toys need to be clean and usable, and how some can be made out of materials that have chemicals that could harm you. Edit: also how some can only be used a certain amount of times, like.. 50 times or so before it is not recommended to use.
You're supposed to keep them hidden from society :P They dont require that much maintenance tbh Latex is 100% safe as long as you dont have an allergy to it
I like how top 1 was computer with internet connection but once it became a top 3 they became 2 separate entries. 0:57 Honestly no, as a guy I really don't rely all that much on a sex toy. Like it feels good but it's so much easier to just use my hand. Less of a mess to clean up afterwards.
@@ryonalionthunder "come on guys, you would say the same thing" refers to her chat as a whole, not just the girls. She did later on say that she believes all girls have at least one sex toy but that is separate from her original statement.
As much as I love the idea of having a "flashlight", they are so damn expensive...things that vibrate seem to cost half as much, for whatever reason, so I just stick to the good old hand trick. Hasn't failed me since I was...much younger. Also, side note, why do people invest so much in lotion or lube? It's really not that necessary, but maybe I'm different.
It's healthy. If you don't want to go to the trouble of finding a partner, wasting your mental energy, money... Just buy one. It's one of your natural needs that needs to be satisfied. Otherwise you will feel bad.
Robin Hustin x TobiMorrow - Light It Up (feat. Jex) [NCS Release]. There ya go my dude. If you have a phone with google chrome on it, you can use the voice function to search a song. Usually its pretty good about getting it right.
that's how we are in France lol I'm french and I'm not afraid to say that I have a little collection of dildos lol (and anal plug with tails is so cute, every girl should have at least one lol)
She is right boys. If you've never tried a fleshlight, you really should. You owe it to your manhood. Sure you can get by like we all have since we were young with your hand. But if you want to treat yourself, step it up to the next level. You'll never look back. :) Just make sure you care for it properly and clean it correctly so it lasts. Great investment.
If you lose your sextoy, just use a cucumber. Don't worry, that works. You can even eat afterwards. Cleaning it or not before eating it is your choice tho
If my sextoy is a loving and caring sugar mommy so I can become a better man because I hate it when people shower me with affection. Then yeah. I need to earn it!
Food and water are optional, I see.
Your dam right
And the oxygen as well
And sleep
sleep is always optional
@@merryhappy5232 Goodluck with no sleep for 7 or more days.
I like how she said it professionally.
More like "casually"
I agree
Lol I agree
A friend of mine told me that French are probably the most open minded in the world.
I've got my hand. Don't even need lotion. Learn to dryjack, and you're good in any situation.
I have mastered dryjack so i can do it everywhere i want
I've only dryjacked my whole life and never once thought I was missing something.
@@nils3031 ye ye
Just stop in time or take breaks, shave wounds are painful...
@@nils3031 The people who need lotion. You know what they are? Weak. They're weak; it's 2021, and it's about time we start saying it.
I’m jealous of that daki. I’d like to cuddle Saruei.
I'm more jealous of the fish. It got cuddles from daki AND Saruei. That's double the cuddle
You're not the only one! And that sexy accent of hers, sacre bleu, miau!
I'm more jealous of the jacket, Its cuddling the fish, daki, And Saruei
I’m more jealous of the air, it’s cuddling the jacket, the fish, daki, and Saruei
Where do you think the toy is? There's a reason we've never seen the torso
I saw two comments in rapid succession:
“Uh I don’t have one”
“Only one?”
There are two types of people I guess.
I can't believe I'm actually the second one
Me: Aces. Shape? Size? Brand? Taste?
She's fucking unhinged in such a great way lmao It's like Gura if Gura wasn't restricted by Hololive standards.
Family friendly content
Respectfully so
@GAB SALTA If you dig around what girls really do and what they feel. You'd know why fingers won't suffice
The first two I agree with, #3 ..if that's what you want
Onahole makers: let's make a Saruei type and crash the market.
basedbasedbasedbasedbased!
At least she’s honest but I hope it’s not a magic egg like a certain mermaid
who
@@umbra7853 Finana from nijisanji En
Wtf is a magic egg? Lemme just lay a golden goose real quick
She's using it to "relax"
@@dorian4646 vibing, even
Gosh I love Saruei, she's lewd and wholesome at the same time and it's so cute.
I loved her as a twitch streamer but she seems even more free and wild as a vtuber. *Chef kiss*
She was a regular streamer before? For real?
@@grimmashley8422 Indeed, her channel didn't change but she didn't have a virtual model a few months ago.
@@frostlemoncake What does she look like?
@@frostlemoncake hmm really?
The music in the backround is perfect for this
Do you know where is it from? Such a banger
@@kat_boss5520 Hades - Out of Tartarus
@@MosuMuse my favorite hades song is probably In The Blood or The Unseen Ones
I do not know if this is editing, or if the stream's background music was simply hades at the time, but the drop is timed perfectly with chat freaking the hell out.
"Give me a mattress and a fleshlight and I will survive anywhere" - Dracula
I mean, it makes complete sense really lore wise. Her future restricts sex so much that if you were suddenly zapped to a timeline where such a thing wasn't heavily enforced by a dictatorship, it would be a complete sensation you couldn't be without.
Uh, them wizards beg to differ, I guess? X"D
Remember, her chat rules state no epithets and lewd speech.
I unironically can't believe the girl in the skimpy outfit is this lewd
EVERY girl have a lewd part, we just usually don't show it lol
@@iridiafox5761 everyone had, we're just as fucked as each other, no one is less fucked, no one is more fucked, humanity is wrong, ima delete matrix
Saruei is just one of the guys
She’s a cyborg so I think they are already installed
As a guy, I've always wondered how does it feel to use any of the male sex toys, but what has always kept me from trying them out is the high prices for the toys (at least in my country), how society looks at you like a weirdo or loser if you get one, the amount of maintenance this toys need to be clean and usable, and how some can be made out of materials that have chemicals that could harm you.
Edit: also how some can only be used a certain amount of times, like.. 50 times or so before it is not recommended to use.
You're supposed to keep them hidden from society :P
They dont require that much maintenance tbh
Latex is 100% safe as long as you dont have an allergy to it
@@tarael86 well it's good to know that, although I still don't like the stigma around them, I might end up getting one eventually haha
Not really worth it
Anyone here recommends this ''fleshlight'' thing?
@@KlaussMarcellus Fleshlights are alright, but prostate massagers is where its really at.
I respect honest people
Someone in the chat: Oxygen?
Her laugh gives me life
je t'adore, Saruei. change jamais
Here's my top five things I won't live without
1: Heart and brain
2: Organs
3: Food
4: Water
5: Oxygen
Heart and brain are organs, its redundant to list those with organs
@@saitama2467 what're you gonna do edit my comment?
@@shuhratkessikbayev8886 no just pointing out that you listed 4 things not 5
The conviction is what sells it
I can appreciate her honesty
Understandable, have a nice day
GQ presents: Top 10 things Saruei can’t live without
Understandable. Have a good one!
well.. I mean.. as a virgin, I can replace the toy with anything else, I dont have those weaknesses
solid answer
I think we all knew number 3 was coming.
The wine is the best part.
I don’t wanna be happy anymore, I wanna be horni
can't be both at the same time ?
horni -> pleasure -> happy
that's how it work for me lol
Yo but chat didn't ask the real questions. Like how big it is
I guess cyborgs don't need to breathe or eat
Fair enough
3 things I can't live without? I'm old fashioned. Food, water and air. 😅
Get with the times! These days we have evolved to survive off of tantric energy and data!
top 3 things: technology, food, and shelter
What no food and water that's real Chad right there
I respect that
Of course
"you would say the same thing" ..... well... i mean yes but...
i could be her new toy
I mean I think it's reasonable to talk about that, pretty sure most 18+ people have at least one lol
very true I would say the same thing
*she just want to be happy*
This is the first time I have seen this person and I'm a man who loves accents. I'm going to guess that this is a french accent
The BGM tho!!!! O.o
She belongs in Vshojo.
Understandable, have a great day :)
I like how top 1 was computer with internet connection but once it became a top 3 they became 2 separate entries.
0:57 Honestly no, as a guy I really don't rely all that much on a sex toy. Like it feels good but it's so much easier to just use my hand. Less of a mess to clean up afterwards.
She said ‘every girl’
@@ryonalionthunder "come on guys, you would say the same thing" refers to her chat as a whole, not just the girls. She did later on say that she believes all girls have at least one sex toy but that is separate from her original statement.
@@stavik96
I see. You just failed to timestamp the right section. Fair enough then.
Oh damn
Fair
bagguete isnt the only rising thing
Surely would say same think.. If I haved any. Anyways, chat reached degeneraty I couldn't imagine.
I couldnt live without food, water or shelter, p sure I can do without my computer
Sounds really like a French girl
Because she is French?
She is
i want a saruei replica onahole
I mean she is a adult so Valid answer
You've gone red lol cute I could listen to you talk for ages that toy that cat pushing 🥴🥴
I mean I couldn't live with my.. ahem... right hand.
Shes right i mean how could i live without my right 🤨😳😏
...same
same.
Toy? As in singular? I'm disappointed she doesn't have multiple
Dude I need her to step on me
is that hades using background music
But now the real question. Why is there Hades music playing in the background?
...that is not at all the same thing I would have said XD. I would have said oxygen, food and water as the top 3 things I can't live without 😂
As a french myself, she is lying, third place is always alchohol... and then sex toy.
She's still continue with the "you would say the same thing" No we wouldn't :/
She's nutz but I like her a lot
Alright
"There are sex toys for guys that have different shades, you should try" no, thanks
she looked to the left and saw the comment about the lewd one. not that it can't be true but it looked quite sus iykwim
Hmmm... Ya reasonable
As much as I love the idea of having a "flashlight", they are so damn expensive...things that vibrate seem to cost half as much, for whatever reason, so I just stick to the good old hand trick. Hasn't failed me since I was...much younger.
Also, side note, why do people invest so much in lotion or lube? It's really not that necessary, but maybe I'm different.
It's healthy.
If you don't want to go to the trouble of finding a partner, wasting your mental energy, money... Just buy one. It's one of your natural needs that needs to be satisfied. Otherwise you will feel bad.
Outro song?
Robin Hustin x TobiMorrow - Light It Up (feat. Jex) [NCS Release]. There ya go my dude. If you have a phone with google chrome on it, you can use the voice function to search a song. Usually its pretty good about getting it right.
Vtubers are weirdchamp.
well i mean she is French
French has nothing to do with that right
...
Right ?
I'm french and have sextoys, wait, dose it means that every french girl have sextoys ?!
I wanna know what the music in the background is
Hades - Out of Tartarus
@@enagohan Reminds me of the Bastion OST. That game's composer loved their acoustic guitars.
@@Circ00mspice Good ear, because I believe it is the same composer: Darren Korb
"what is the thing you can't live without"
top 3 :
-food
-water
-knife(to take the food and create a bottle for the water)
Lol
I know a couple girls that don't have any. I think it's just France that has a 1:17 human to sex toy ratio.
I has no S.T.
So idk
Better without friend
She seemed so chill about that. And that’s slightly worrying...
what's worrying about it?
that's how we are in France lol
I'm french and I'm not afraid to say that I have a little collection of dildos lol (and anal plug with tails is so cute, every girl should have at least one lol)
On Europe people are more open minded on sexual stuff
@@iridiafox5761 damn I must say dats wild lol
How do you say Yabai in French?
She is right boys. If you've never tried a fleshlight, you really should. You owe it to your manhood. Sure you can get by like we all have since we were young with your hand. But if you want to treat yourself, step it up to the next level. You'll never look back. :) Just make sure you care for it properly and clean it correctly so it lasts. Great investment.
Elle est incroyable j'en peux plus
If you lose your sextoy, just use a cucumber. Don't worry, that works. You can even eat afterwards. Cleaning it or not before eating it is your choice tho
Rule 34 artist get to work
Is the hand considered a sextoy?
XXX Rated Toys
*THE ROCK SUS FACE*
If my sextoy is a loving and caring sugar mommy so I can become a better man because I hate it when people shower me with affection. Then yeah.
I need to earn it!
Godnes, even if our president suck, just becoz of her i love my land