Calculator Gaming: Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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Minecraft (Beta) for Texas Instruments TI-83/84 Graphing Calculators:
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i wrote one of the "minecraft" games in this video, i just want the world to know that writing a minecraft clone for a TI-83+ is a fool's errand
honestly? writing anything modern-esque for a z80 cpu is insanely impressive
which one?
What about for the 84 CE (48MHz eZ80)?
That sentence makes it seem really obvious.
@@ChristianStout you can run game boy color games on those, I would know, I did it on mine.
As someone who lives near a city, I did not realise how loud kookaburras are, they are CACKLING
Even surrounding yourself with floor to ceiling retro video games will not block the CACKLING
Yeah, wildlife in the UK is much more subdued :/@@Bobo-ox7fj
@@Bobo-ox7fj look up what Tasmanian Devils sound like
im not from austrailia,but wtf is a kookaburra
@@eyadtawfik7260 Its a bird you can hear at around 0:47 native to Australia and New Guinea
Hearing “garbage collecting” followed almost immediately by James saying “pointer” gave me flashbacks to my C programming class
But C doesn't have garbage collecting...
@@James2210 i know, that’s what i learned in my C class
@@James2210 In C, the programmer is the garbage collector.
@@James2210It can, if you want it to. There are plenty of GCs for C
Many people have maybe already said this, but the ERR: ARCHIVED issue is caused by the program being put into flash, not RAM. You can move it on-calculator by (from the top of my head, it's been 13 years) 2nd, +, 6, and navigating to the program and pressing Enter to remove the asterisk in front of it!
I think the number is 2 instead of 6.
Impressive. Very nice. Now Let's see Paul Allen's gaming calculator.
lmao
Sup bringus!!!! #BringusStudios
Underrated bringus content: this comment on another unhinged channel
Man, I missed this comment!
I’m missing the knowledge to land the joke but I’m sure it’s funny 😂
Love your channel(s)! It seems we share a lot of fans too, you get mentioned a lot in my comments.
@@BringusStudios hi brigle man don't stop bringling
love it when mr channel (first name james) mucks about on calculators! genuinely excited for every upload, keep at it :)
So we're doing the "His name is Gaming" thing again?
didn't even know that was a thing tbh@@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
That archived error is such a throwback to hiding math formulas and constants in non-functional ti-basic programs in school. Teachers would have us reset the ram before tests but didnt seem to know about the flash memory. Core memory unlocked, thank you.
Omg is that actually what Kookaburras sound like!? Suddenly that old Barney song with the line "STOP KOOKABURRA STOP" makes sense
At school we played "Kookaburra lives in the old gum tree. Merry, merry king of the bush is he" it didn't mention them sounding like screaming maniacs.
Honestly, it is the sheer volume that surprises me. I knew the sound they make, but I didn't know it could blow your damn ears out.
18+
@@Metal_Maxine my version did have "laugh, kookaburra laugh" as one of the lines at least!
The way you talk about ideas is so interesting to me, you've def got me reinterested in learning some hardware maintenance that I felt too intimidated by. Enjoy seeing you share your thought process the most.
"Buggy bug bug" is now my default debugging message, thanks
Technology is truly fascinating.
if it's a computer or if it's a device that has a port, a processor and a screen, it's probably programmable.
if it doesn't have a port, it will have a port.
If it has a screen and can run code, then it can run doom.
@@paceysgameplay absolutely
@@paceysgameplay if the screen can show two different colors, it can show bad apple
@@Yilmaz4 cant u still show it with 1 color if u turn the pixels not used off
@@pancakedev6the off pixels are also considered as a different color
'Read before wasting your time'
Good start XD
The ti83 I bought offline in 2011 for college had a programmed blackjack. That was fun in statistics class
We're you any good? I assume you got a lot of practice. I know I would lol
I got a notification from the youtuber "Up is not jump" right as you said "Up is jump"
😂
ah there's nothing like good old nostalgic "minecraft" for the calculator
i would be annoyed i was a day late if this day wasn’t already great, this new james video was just the perfect cherry on top to end it off on
So much nostalgia from Ti calculator games, good start to the weekend
its always a great day when james uploads, even when your home sick!
Get well sir
I would argue that when you're home sick, it's *_especially_* good when James uploads!
I mirror the "get well soon" sentiment.
Here, some chicken soup to help: 🐔🥣
1:46 If I remember correctly, in Minecraft PE, back when limited was the only world type, you could jump outside the world if you went high enough.
Not really related, just reminiscing.
A lot of these remind me of a game I played when I was young, didnt have access to money, and only had an iPod touch. It was called “The Blockheads”
That was really fun! the music and different crafting stations you unlocked as you progressed was so fun, lots of potential I think for it to keep growing
Man that game was very awesome I miss it 😢
6:46 this is actually a really good one. it's almost like paper minecraft.
Literally Terraria😂
I find it Ironic that all the games are titled as Minecraft, but are actually Terraria clones.
And what exactly is Terraria?
@@dannyd4rko400 👁
@@dannyd4rko400😮😮😮😮
@@dannyd4rko400 don't say it
@@dannyd4rko400 Youre lost
"Im a not smiley dude" Me too little calculator buddy.. me too...
Enough buttons on that calculator to run a port of Steel Battalion methinks
5:17 Mates, I think we have his phone storyline ready to expand!
I wrote a full dragon quest-style jrpg in 11th grade (I lived in the US at the time.) it would have to be one of my life's greatest regrets that it never went further than a couple of other calculators in Mrs Etheridges Trigonometry class, and is long lost. 😭
god that cow falling from the sky is the funniest thing ive seen all day
The whole concept of living near a creature called a "kookaburra" that cackles loudly at random sounds like something out of dr seuss
There's more than one.
James Mate, you have the genuine opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Rebuild/fix up a Zune.
I have a project idea:
Put an Famicom inside an NES shell and make the disc system fit in the Cartridge slot.
@@Whocareslol420 No, Why?
In the mid 90's when laptops were insanely expensive my nerdy friends and I all carried around and wrote games for our TI-85s at school. Dad helped me build my own graph link cable from Radio Shack parts. The OS everyone used to run Z80 code back then was called ZShell. There were some impressive applications for the time but watching this video made me chuckle everything is pretty much the same as it was 30 years ago!
we need to see that thing playing doom. I know it will be hard but it will by worth it
Its called Doom 83 and its awesome but as basic as you can imagine.
definitely bringing this math class tomorrow
Bruh I didn’t know this was a James channel video when I clicked on it I’m so happy
"I'm kinda a little bit into retro video games" said James as the camera panned thru a room full of retro video games, also great video as usual
Seeing him casually disregarding the kookaburras is the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen
That actually looks enjoyable for when you have nothing to do
6:55 i've played this one, and sometimes in world generation a single block in the bedrock wouldn't spawn, and if you fell down you would crash the game, brick the calculator, and would have to take the battery out to reset the calculator.
“I better not see any of you using your phone during class!”
*me in the back of the room on the high seat*
Watching this video made me feel nostalgic for the FZERO type port on this calculator back in high school. It was awesome, minus the $200 my parents had to spend to buy new one that I only used to play games.
I like how delete adds the block
6:39 I liked this version the most since its very smooth, and you can't die 😅
he is giving me Dank pods vibes
The TI-83 plus is the best computer ever made.
I remember seeing a really cool video on someone making isometric minecraft on RUclips
Im looking to grow my powers of knowledge with ur video
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bushes he
Laugh kookaburra, laugh kookaburra
That's not a monkey that's me
We were taught the last line was "how gay your life must be" but that might be problematic
Im glad you got straight into it. No skipping around
Kookaburra reminds me of peacocks. "Eeeeeyah! Eeeeeeyah! Eeeeeeeyah!"
James, when are you going to do an episode about your silver button???
Less than a year and already 150k subs. You doing good, mate!
bruh the cat at the end is sooo cute❤
Using "Clear" to exit the game is for when the teachers coming around. This was a great feature when I programmed TI-83s in high school lol
0:48 Sounds like paradise.
The ‘Now we have…. Minecraft!’ Kills more each and every time
Fun stuff! There are awsome communities for those calcs. I bought a ti-84 plus ce for 25 CAD at the start of last year and someone made a full gameboy and gbc emulator for it. I probably got around 50h of tetris gameplay during math class. Shout out to the cemetech forums
I love all your content mane this is amazing! Much love from the nw usa
Glad you enjoy it!
Minecraft 84+ really got the short end of the stick in this video being put after one of the best TI-Minecrafts lol
now i can sneak out video games into school
Drug Wars and Pacman were my jam back in the early 2000s
1:40 that escalated quickly 😂
Crate challenge. He fell
These are more like Terraria then Minecraft (which is understandable) and I am impressed with the the zoomed out one and especially the one after it. You could genuinely build underground biomes and do real mining and crafting if one wanted to put enough time into developing it for free on an old graphing calculator!
My friend in highschool had doom on his calculator in 2006. i had no idea how he did it
Funny series with those calculator games. Your german is pretty good and the translation was on point.
I learned german in primary school for a few years. All I really remember is how to count though lol.
@@Games_for_James You learn this in primary school? Cool!
These all remind me of early PC games. Even all the hoops you had to jump through just to get them to run is like something from a Commodore 64.
Would love to see your different takes on the Phoenix game series for MirageOS. They were such fun games that I used to challenge myself to not single hit a whole game and all that stuff. My friend and I made a full on drag racing game for the 83 and 84 with engine building and animated racing on the graphing screen. No asm, all basic code
James' intuition at trying to understand German is great
Those Kookaburras laughing was so random that I burst out laughing
The galaga and galaxian clones are the peak of calculator gaming.
0:10 I honestly thought you were going to say ‘we port doom on it’
Bro got the newest gaming calculator.
Funny how Minecraft on a TI just ends up looking like Terraria, with the 5th game actually doing the line-of-sight thing
I was about to start playing Minecraft, and now I'm watching a Minecraft video!
This needs to be on the gameboy
Wanna see this with terraria next
Anything with a screen can run doom
Pretty cool! I was the weird kid who bought the casio graphinc calculator instead of TI and never could find anything fun for it!
You're telling me Australia has giant spiders, snakes, AND demonic sounding birds cackling all the time?!? WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS
And the duck billed platypus is venomous.
Minecraft shall now be on everything. everything.
It's even available for smartwatches so... We're well on the way!
Hell, I just tried to come up with another, and it's even been backported to Windows v3.1 _(that came before Win95!)_ 😅
if i had this at school, i wouldn't do sh!t but playing minecraft! i love your chaotic energy so much, and i agree with you, that beta game is the most complete lol. who knows that having such a calculator could be so cool to game around XD
It's amazing what people can create when they really don't want to do the think they're supposed to be doing :)
every time he makes a vid he gets more and more confident
thought this was dankpods for a hot minute 💀
I forgot he was friends with dankpods for a sec
Moral of this video: TI-83 plus is basically a Gameboy that can do maths
Excuse me how are you running MacOS on an iPad? is that just an external display mode like Duet or Sidecar?
God I remember running MirageOS on my 84 Plus Silver. Had plenty of funny little games in there, even Lotus Turbo Challenge, which was my favorite. Good times.
I remember having to use a calculator in class that had a track pad on it.
I also love having a mouse that charges on the bottom :D
I wrote lots of stuff for 83+ back in the day (a, but only in Basic. I'm impressed by the ones that were in Basic- memory management and apps slowing down was a huge issue on those things!
Ti-83 is the best calculator to grace the earth
I don't think I've ever actually heard a kookaburra before, i had NO idea they were that loud oh my god
First time I heard anyone say "Floatplane" in the wild. That's crazy!
Honestly dwarf fortress would be awesome on these calcs but fairly certain it would bring the little cpu in these to their knees screaming in agony
I guess it would not be possible. Df is closed source, and needs like a full gig of ram to run properly... something like nethack might work?
"This is Minecraft!"
"James, this is the 9th time this video you've shown Minecraft"
I thought I'd discovered a new channel, and then I realised this is James xD
People are putting everything on those calculators I bet those Minecraft cookies are calculicious lol
I was a voyage 200 kid. These 83 and 89 videos are so cute
I need one of those for school.
Reminds me of playing ComputerCraft’s Minecraft text adventure while in Minecraft
I had a TI-83 back in the day and wish I still had one now!
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