I did that once. I listened to their spiel and asked a few questions to make them think I really was a legit curious customer, then I asked them to hold on for just a second while I find my credit card. I played a RUclips video of "telephone hold music" then left the room and ate lunch and took a shower. They had hung up when I came back, but the call log showed that they stayed on the line for about 5 minutes after I put the music on.
Better Idea: Talk really quietly, and then when they try to listen more closely, play the loudest sound you can find on maximum volume right into the speaker.
When this happens to me I just wait in silence for roughly 30 seconds. If they hang on that long I usually either shout "DENIED!" into my phone or whisper "It's done, she's gone. Now what?" it's so funny to hear their reactions and sometimes they just hang up.
Something I like to do (as a male) is pick up the phone, and if they say "Is Mrs. home?" Then, in my deepest voice say "Yes, this is her." They usually hang up.
My mom recently acted like she didn’t have toilet paper. She legit started sobbing and begging for toilet paper and it only took ten seconds before the person hung up.
I got a crazy lady like that a few weeks ago. She said she had no one else and begged me to stay on the line, so I hung up immediately#Don'tPullThatShit
The last time I got a telemarketing call I gave my 7 year old daughter the phone. Needless to say that telemarketer never called back... I wish the next one the best of luck!!!!
@Mitchell McClinton it’s mainly people like Jehovas Witnesses that do this. Literally walking up to someone’s door and trying to convince them to join their religion isn’t nice. But yeah, forcing beliefs on anyone isn’t right
Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service? Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later? Telemarketer: Uh, well I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Telemarketer: No. Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [Jerry hangs up phone]
I once had a telemarket call once. I said " could you hold the line, there's someone at the door". So I make myself a coffee and I forgot about the call. Half an hour later I remembered the call, went to the phone and I could hear him talking to someone say " I don't know what's happened to him......" I quietly hung up.
I like how these jerks think it's okay to just call us whenever they want and steal our important information. Sometimes I wish I could just reach through the phone and punch them in the face! They more than deserve to be messed with like this. Tis the consequence of telemarketry. Keep this up and they might never call you again. Nice!
some fake Microsoft scammer guy (indian) called me and he said "Credit card number please" i said "666 - 666 - 666" he then fake laughed and said "very funny sir, what's your real credit card number" i laughed with him and said i would get it now for him. I handed the phone to my 23 year old brother and used shark to get his IP through the phone number he was calling on, then my brother said "This is the local police department, we have been told your ip is ------------------ and we're coming to your house right now" He flipped the hell out and he began to pray. i pissed myself once my brother ended the call. DON'T CALL ME SCAMMERS
Here's how I annoy a telemarketer: "Hello, this is John from Orec Vacuum Cleaners." "Hi, John! What are you wearing!" "..." "A suit and... tie." "Ooooh, you're a big businessman, aren't you?! I like my men to take charge! Grrrrrrrrrrr!" *dial tone* "Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch!"
GBXS Who said I believe in God? You're basing it off some random user name that anyone can make? Who said I spent valuable time on "that"? Go spew your ignorant gibberish elsewhere moron
Not a waist of time at all. You see, with this ttpe of response, they'll be sure never to try you again. If you just hang up, they will keep calling. If you tell them your not interested, they'll try again a week or so later. If you get on the persons last nerves, he'll make sure to take you off the potential clients list. True story.
***** The difference is they get paid to call you....moreover if you don't want a product, they have 100's of other people to call. You're only wasting your own time...
These can't be real. The tone of caller is all wrong and what phone goes right to dial tone when one line disconnects? They even stopped doing that on TV because people got annoyed at it.
+Bouncy back then? This was 8 years ago. Ok I realize you might not be the age I thought you to be. My apologies.. I can assure you this definitely didn't happen. Ever. Just on TV they used to do it, to emphasize someone had ended the call.
oh man you gotta tell me where I can download those sound effects I have jerks calling several times a day everything from refinance your home to debt consolidation scammers and I want to piss them off and the do not call list doesn't seem to be working so hook me up
Go on Google and type in Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard. You can download 20-30 sayings by Arnie which you just click on and play down the phone. I kept someone on for 10 minutes with..Hello..Greetings..Put me through to your mother etc. You can have so much fun with these callers.
XD Imagine how it is to be the person on the other end of the line. They call you with the full intent of taking your credit card and stuff, but get those numbers blocked by sounds seemingly coming from nowhere. I'd probably think, "What the fuck is going on in that room?!"
My sister gets calls claiming to be Microsoft. I want her to tell them, one moment while I transfer your call and give it to me so I can answer, computer fraud, Williams speaking.She won't do it.
I love it when telemarketers call, gives me a chance to annoy someone without being punched in the face. I once told a telmarketer about my entire day and how much the shit I took hurt :)
This is what I always do when I see a telemarketer on the caller ID: I pick up the phone, and quickly scream "WHAT?!" into it. 9 out of ten times the first thing I hear back is a dialtone. :)
The best way to annoy the hell out of the telemarketer is this: If you own a old TI-99/4A computer, create a long program, hook up a cassette recorder, "save" the program to the tape and play it back when the telemarketer calls. They'll hear what sounds like a modem going off, and that'll annoy them.
Heh. One time, I started doing a Frank Nelson impression (you know, that character on the old Jack Benny show). "Yeeeesssss?" "...Is this Mr. (X)?" "No! I'm Vlad the Impaler, vacationing in the Bahamas." "Uh...Mr. (X), do you own a cell phone?" "No, I use carrier pigeons. They cost a lot to feed, but you really save on roaming charges!"
I alway's end up changing the subject when I get a call, treat them like my personal psychiatrist and end up ranting about life and little thing's and there actually quite attentive! Ofcourse, I just do it for the fun and never give them any info.
The next time, I’m trying this one: Pick up and say, “uh, yeah can I put you on hold?” Then place the phone by copyright free elevator music and leave for a bit. That seems like it’d work.
If anyone wants to piss of telemarketing people, call PRG in Pevely Missouri and ask for Steven Hatkins but make sure to call him Kiddo, he loves that.
DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME AND I HAVE DONE ONE WORSE THAN THAT! Went out with the portable phone and had my brother start up the truck and then put it to the floor about ten inches from the tail pipe. GOOD LORD I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!
There is a national do not call # where u can register ur phone #. For the few that still call though these "how to" videos are hysterical. Almost lookin forward to a call to try them out. Lol.
I love to say "Jerry, is that you? I'm glad you called I have had the craps all day and I ran outta toilet paper two hours ago! I need you to pick some up for me!" they usually hang up
Faking a toilet flush is the most disgusting way to annoy a telemarketer
Hilarious though 😂
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@mjrichardss😂
Wait isn't this the same as the one word one?
Even better if it's not fake
Better than "Yes".
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Yes
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Yes
Yes
That grand finale tho LMAO!
Boy that ending was funny just like that diss track that berleezzy dropped exposing you imao
the funniest part was when the telemarketer hung up.
Haha, hell yea right! He was pissed.
LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NemRaps NEM! Fancy seeing
You here!
I think it would be nice to say hold please and play elevator music continuously
Or Never Gonna Give YouvUp
@@sendotakeshi2836 yes
That would be hilarious.
I did that once. I listened to their spiel and asked a few questions to make them think I really was a legit curious customer, then I asked them to hold on for just a second while I find my credit card. I played a RUclips video of "telephone hold music" then left the room and ate lunch and took a shower. They had hung up when I came back, but the call log showed that they stayed on the line for about 5 minutes after I put the music on.
Specifically "What the Heck?" from Earthworm Jim.
Better Idea: Talk really quietly, and then when they try to listen more closely, play the loudest sound you can find on maximum volume right into the speaker.
Youre going to hell
Like Arabic music
Years ago it was advised to blow a whistle into the phone! Apparently,...it's not allowed anymore! (who cares hey!?!!)
When this happens to me I just wait in silence for roughly 30 seconds. If they hang on that long I usually either shout "DENIED!" into my phone or whisper "It's done, she's gone. Now what?" it's so funny to hear their reactions and sometimes they just hang up.
Something I like to do (as a male) is pick up the phone, and if they say "Is Mrs. home?" Then, in my deepest voice say "Yes, this is her." They usually hang up.
My mom recently acted like she didn’t have toilet paper. She legit started sobbing and begging for toilet paper and it only took ten seconds before the person hung up.
I got a crazy lady like that a few weeks ago. She said she had no one else and begged me to stay on the line, so I hung up immediately#Don'tPullThatShit
@@MasterOfViewership 😂
The last time I got a telemarketing call I gave my 7 year old daughter the phone. Needless to say that telemarketer never called back... I wish the next one the best of luck!!!!
Ask "have you heard the word of the lord today".
+frank frank that shit works in border check points as well
Then the guy says, "yes, but you haven't."
@Rollo Larson christians are not supposed to force their beliefs on ppl but so many of them are arrogant.
@@fwjadeee why would you assume he meant Christians?
@Mitchell McClinton it’s mainly people like Jehovas Witnesses that do this. Literally walking up to someone’s door and trying to convince them to join their religion isn’t nice. But yeah, forcing beliefs on anyone isn’t right
The marketer sounds like squidward over the shellphone lmao
Telemarketer:
Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service?
Jerry:
Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?
Telemarketer:
Uh, well I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry:
Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer:
No.
Jerry:
Well, now you know how I feel. [Jerry hangs up phone]
I once had a telemarket call once. I said " could you hold the line, there's someone at the door". So I make myself a coffee and I forgot about the call. Half an hour later I remembered the call, went to the phone and I could hear him talking to someone say " I don't know what's happened to him......" I quietly hung up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious
When you say 30min, you mean 15min.
@@Alex.R.O.P he said half an hour so
On man I laughed so hard!
+Lolo Reese Me too. This is my stress relief when I just need to laugh. The finale gets me every time.
Telemarketer: I didn't catch your credit card number
Me: *BuT hE NeVeR ThReW iT*
I once freaked out a telemarketer by making some horrific dying animal noises on a kazoo.
I like how these jerks think it's okay to just call us whenever they want and steal our important information. Sometimes I wish I could just reach through the phone and punch them in the face! They more than deserve to be messed with like this. Tis the consequence of telemarketry. Keep this up and they might never call you again. Nice!
I would just talk very softly so they can turn up their headsets than blast an airhorn into the mouth piece lmao
It's been 10 years and still funny
When I was 9, a telemarketer called and I said in a deep booming voice:
"THIS... IS BIG BROTHER."
They hung up. :P
Lol : What a wonderful way to spend an afternoon listening to all of this.
some fake Microsoft scammer guy (indian) called me and he said "Credit card number please" i said "666 - 666 - 666" he then fake laughed and said "very funny sir, what's your real credit card number" i laughed with him and said i would get it now for him. I handed the phone to my 23 year old brother and used shark to get his IP through the phone number he was calling on, then my brother said "This is the local police department, we have been told your ip is ------------------ and we're coming to your house right now" He flipped the hell out and he began to pray. i pissed myself once my brother ended the call. DON'T CALL ME SCAMMERS
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American And Proud how do you get his IP PLEASE!???
@@CJ-cc5jm telemarketers or Indians?
@@yovtobe The telemarketers. Not indians. I dont mind indian people just really dont like the ones who are telemarkers.
sorry about your pants
When they call me:911 what is your emergency?
Then:.........*hangs up*
I would just drive him insane by telling him I didn't hear any noises
What i do, i just say “hang on a second” and put on the jeopardy think music for 10 hours and walk away from the phone
THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER! !!!!!
Which one do you think is better?
ROFL!!!!
When I get a telemarketer on the phone, I adopt a thick Irish accent. They usually get annoyed fast. XD
yes
YES
Here's how I annoy a telemarketer:
"Hello, this is John from Orec Vacuum Cleaners."
"Hi, John! What are you wearing!"
"..."
"A suit and... tie."
"Ooooh, you're a big businessman, aren't you?! I like my men to take charge! Grrrrrrrrrrr!"
*dial tone*
"Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch!"
my stomach is hurting so much from laughing!!!!!!!
Oh stacy I have tried the "Take me off the call list",they ignore me and just keep calling no matter how many numbers I block
You can file a lawsuit for that, I believe.
***** haha
*****
How about "Jim's Abortion Clinic, no fetus can beat us!" Too much?
Andrew Curley the telemarketers would love that!
***** what about 'bobs chop house, you kill em we chill em'
This channel is awesome. They give how-to lessons for the most random things!!!
317 dislike: "Telemarketers"
dude i almost fell off my chair i havent laughed this hard in forever
Man I laughed a lot harder than I should have...and thats because I hardly laugh...
Glad you found it funny! : )
That wasn't actually a credit card number you were saying was it?
+jhhwild Go find out
Johnpaul Bennett I don't want to break the law or anything.
Sarcasm mate XD
Johnpaul Bennett I know, I just want to cover my ass in case someone actually tries it, lol.
It was not even enough numbers I don't think.
The police radio effect and the telemarketer hangs up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no telemarketer has ever actually called my house ever, but I kinda feel bad for the ppl saying they blow their horns over the phone lmfao
Great!!! I'm going to set up my sampler with cows,pigs, chickens backgrounds and a final oldmcdonald.
The title should be - "How to waste your time with a Telemarketer"
The guy that believes in a god and spends valuable time on that, talks about 'wasting' time fucking with telemarketers. I guess you'd know.
GBXS Who said I believe in God? You're basing it off some random user name that anyone can make? Who said I spent valuable time on "that"? Go spew your ignorant gibberish elsewhere moron
GodExists1 But good to see that you agree that religion is a waste of time and that you don't believe in a god.
Not a waist of time at all. You see, with this ttpe of response, they'll be sure never to try you again. If you just hang up, they will keep calling. If you tell them your not interested, they'll try again a week or so later. If you get on the persons last nerves, he'll make sure to take you off the potential clients list. True story.
***** The difference is they get paid to call you....moreover if you don't want a product, they have 100's of other people to call. You're only wasting your own time...
that last mix was insanely good
it's obviously a typo man, don't lose your shit over it.
LOL 😂 This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
These can't be real. The tone of caller is all wrong and what phone goes right to dial tone when one line disconnects? They even stopped doing that on TV because people got annoyed at it.
look at the date this was recorded...
+Bouncy what does that have to do with anything?
+Brian Dennison maybe that was stuff that happened back then?
+Bouncy back then? This was 8 years ago. Ok I realize you might not be the age I thought you to be. My apologies.. I can assure you this definitely didn't happen. Ever. Just on TV they used to do it, to emphasize someone had ended the call.
+Brian Dennison idk I was only 3-4 then
Awesome! I liked this one better than the other, when you kept saying "no!"
oh man you gotta tell me where I can download those sound effects I have jerks calling several times a day everything from refinance your home to debt consolidation scammers and I want to piss them off and the do not call list doesn't seem to be working so hook me up
Go on Google and type in Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard. You can download 20-30 sayings by Arnie which you just click on and play down the phone. I kept someone on for 10 minutes with..Hello..Greetings..Put me through to your mother etc. You can have so much fun with these callers.
XD Imagine how it is to be the person on the other end of the line. They call you with the full intent of taking your credit card and stuff, but get those numbers blocked by sounds seemingly coming from nowhere. I'd probably think, "What the fuck is going on in that room?!"
My sister gets calls claiming to be Microsoft. I want her to tell them, one moment while I transfer your call and give it to me so I can answer, computer fraud, Williams speaking.She won't do it.
walldoo99 Great story bro.
Tell them that you're Bill Gates.
grand finale, im dying lol 😂😂😂😂
thats a good one, love the video👍
Next time fake taking a dump and see how mad they get when all they is wet fasrts
The Police Car at the end was to funny!!!
AND THE CREDIT CARD NUMBER " It is 3129 4914 833 5431"
lmfao xD
SWEET!!
Especially the throne flush noise!
HAHAHA that grand finale was freakin awsome
I haven't laughed this hard in probably 5 years no joke hahaha
Videojug, you are hilarious! Thanks for posting.
I love it when telemarketers call, gives me a chance to annoy someone without being punched in the face. I once told a telmarketer about my entire day and how much the shit I took hurt :)
This is what I always do when I see a telemarketer on the caller ID: I pick up the phone, and quickly scream "WHAT?!" into it. 9 out of ten times the first thing I hear back is a dialtone. :)
That last siren sound, LOL!!!
The best way to annoy the hell out of the telemarketer is this:
If you own a old TI-99/4A computer, create a long program, hook up a cassette recorder, "save" the program to the tape and play it back when the telemarketer calls. They'll hear what sounds like a modem going off, and that'll annoy them.
Where were you when I needed you to ward off Portfolio Recovery Debt Collectors?! Ur good!
This is the funniest thing I watched for a quite a while.
My Mommy said hang up. I have to go now. HELP, IM TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING. You Win. I'll go home.
Heh. One time, I started doing a Frank Nelson impression (you know, that character on the old Jack Benny show).
"Yeeeesssss?"
"...Is this Mr. (X)?"
"No! I'm Vlad the Impaler, vacationing in the Bahamas."
"Uh...Mr. (X), do you own a cell phone?"
"No, I use carrier pigeons. They cost a lot to feed, but you really save on roaming charges!"
These videos are priceless
you should try splashing water while doing an australian accent and pretending an alligator has got you its mad funny.
I alway's end up changing the subject when I get a call, treat them like my personal psychiatrist and end up ranting about life and little thing's and there actually quite attentive! Ofcourse, I just do it for the fun and never give them any info.
Telemarketer- hello would you like a free dance lesson?
Me- is this a joke?
Telemarketer- No sir, why?
Me- I have no legs.
*beep beep beep*
Good trolling my friend. You really made me laugh.
omfg the pterodactyl sound with the cop sound just made me die laughing
The next time, I’m trying this one: Pick up and say, “uh, yeah can I put you on hold?” Then place the phone by copyright free elevator music and leave for a bit. That seems like it’d work.
Wow that was awesome. I love telemarketers. They definitely provide entertainment when I'm bored
If anyone wants to piss of telemarketing people, call PRG in Pevely Missouri and ask for Steven Hatkins but make sure to call him Kiddo, he loves that.
😂 good job
DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME AND I HAVE DONE ONE WORSE THAN THAT!
Went out with the portable phone and had my brother start up the truck and then put it to the floor about ten inches from the tail pipe.
GOOD LORD I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!
they asked my name I told them it was hugh jazz and they still call for hugh jazz everyday i get a laugh out of it
i love the way the telemarketer said, "the vacuum."
The toilet flush killed me xD
Pretend there is a protest going outside.
Jokes on him I got his credit card number mwahahaha.
I woke up my neighbors with my laughing out loud! :)
Next time I get a call from a telemarketer, I am going to scream loudly into my phone and say "THIS IS SPARTA!".
The grand finale was fucking hilarious!!!! More telemarketer calls!!! lol
Add in some Star Wars fighting music and this is gold lol
everytime a telemarketer calls i just put McRoll on youtube and put the phone on the PC speaker, they aint gonna call anymore lol
😂🤣😂😂 Grand finale 👌💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You forgot the warzone machine guns and bombs going off in the background one!
I just make a 5 year old kid voice saying "Hi, my name is Willy, what you say? My mommy is at work and my daddy is at work too.
There is a national do not call # where u can register ur phone #. For the few that still call though these "how to" videos are hysterical. Almost lookin forward to a call to try them out. Lol.
Priceless.....good job boys....that was some funny shit
You just earned a subscriber, good sir.
the grand finale is awesome
This is like a reverse prank call lololol
"Picks up phone" Me : Hello you have reached the SPAM Service, how may I help you? "hangs up"
I actually laughed out loud!!!! Great job!
Funny, but I would just play chuggaaconroy's epic "NO!" into the phone and hang up.
279 people that watched this are telemarketers
I can assure you that they have heard it all before . LOL 😀
I love to say "Jerry, is that you? I'm glad you called I have had the craps all day and I ran outta toilet paper two hours ago! I need you to pick some up for me!" they usually hang up
lol that last sound was hilarious
I'm a telemarketer and I think its pretty funny when people do this kinda stuff to me
Priceless!!! Thanks.