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One of the funniest things about warriormale is that sometimes he'll repost from gay sportswear fetish blogs and when someone says something he'll be like "I know not of what you speak, this is simply two men engaged in the glorious ritual of fighting, exhibiting their eros"
He also reblogged expicit gay Overwatch fanart at one point
King shit
There is no fucking way that's not an act on some level.
@@THB192idk man he's been doing it all day every day for 10+ years at this point with no signs of stopping
@@luiysia No I mean the bit where he's like "I know not what you mean".
im not a tumblr user but the phrase "catfished with pictures of a steamer named jerma985" hit me like a brick
if you ask me i don't think there is a streamer or youtuber any more fitting for this situation than jerma
hes everywhere
of course it was jerma
you cannot escape the psychopath that is Jerma, peep the horror
@@inthem8riX_ you're actually so right about this
the fact human pet guy went right from "a normal person wearing underwear on a leash" to "SURGICALLY CRIPPLED PERMA-PET WHOSE EYES ARE REMOVED" is so fucking insane that even actual petplayers still clown on him it's wonderful
i'm sorry, WHERE? LINK?
If I didn't already know of the human pet guys existence, this comment would've exploded me instantly
Bro is a human centipede kinnie
@@arizonagreenbee the post is in the video
@@P-nk-m-na i don't know how i missed the surgically deformed pet part but wow i want to die now
I can't believe evil Mario called you "RUclips user" like that, subtly implying you are no longer a tumblr user lmao. The shade, the audacity
I always forget that the child slave condoning blog and the unlicensed therapy blog are the same blog and it shocks me every time
This is truly one of the sentences of all time.
THE WHAT
i actually lived with the sibling of the person that ran those blogs when i went to college. they um. as you can probably tell, really made up a lot of wild shit
@@mossselkie7438 its true I was the chair
Oh yeaaaahhh fucking sixxpence. sicko
The fact that Human Pet Guy feels more comfortable on Twitter is just about the most Twitter thing I've ever fucking heard.
I thought this too! 😂 Who's the 🗑️🔥 now, eh?? 🐦
Ong- Twitter is deranged as hell
He was having a whole meltdown on the bird app the day the Queen died too, apparently.
literally had a run in with that dude on twitter, he liked a picture of my family's bird, didnt follow me, wasnt mutuals with anyone i knew, hell the tweet wasnt even tagged. it felt like a god damn trail cam sighting
He spends his time as a reply guy for various trans e-girls and seems to have become a proponent of trans rights now.
I legitimately love the sound of that Warrior guy, I truly believe that the whole idea of reframing masculinity into something positive and modern (ie, "protector duties" into compassion, weird chivalry into real feminism, etc as well as emphasizing classic traits like humility, courage, and responsibility) is a genuinely great thing for men, and for society in general.
I've followed him a while and hes genuinely very fun and wonderful
I'm a huge fan of him and regularly engage with him on his discord
iirc a good few years ago I left him an ask asking if trans men could be included in the warrior male clan so to speak and he was like "hell yea all men are welcome"
(edit: it was him! I checked my asks and yea I summarised correctly though my question was worded differently)
How come masculinity needs to be reframed? Does femininity need to be reframed?
@@skeleletonboi4533 I discussed with him pretty extensively on being inclusive towards his non cis male followers and he was respectful and in agreement
This one time I showed him my fave dnd character I made as a tribute to him and he said word for word he likes that it's a female character because he preaches his ethos is for everyone
I'm coming to the realization that Gaud accidentally invented clown husbandry
the comment I was looking for
omg youre right
How have I been so blind?!
I just, like, assumed that post was the origin of that meme.
It wasn't an accident, they encouraged it
I unironically credit Warrior Male with helping me not fall down the altright pipepline. Like obviously it wasn't the only thing but unironically embracing manliness as something beyond greed and sexual conquest definitely didn't hurt.
Hell yeah dude
I’ve never heard of him before, being that I’ve only ever been a very casual tumblr user, but I’m absolutely enamored by his blog and very glad he’s still active.
Bless Warrior Male
We keep saying "we need to replace toxic masculinity with healthy ways to man" but WarriorMale's just been sitting here, doin it all along
Amen brother. There’s more to being a man than what those lost souls on the right think. Sure, what they espouse is part of it, but you learn that you can be better than just base desires. Man stripped of civility is a beast, train and fight, brother, train and fight.
"The girliest thing of all is being a lesbian" is a very Jessica Kellgren-Fozard statement
Oh, I love her content!
I can literally hear it in her voice 😭
I love her videos!!
the intersection of tumblr and vintage/history is lesbianism, clearly
based jessica kellgren-fozard mention
The fact that evilmario666 called you out is a thing of sheer beauty. Guy is truly a transcendent being.
He knew she'd get to him eventually.
i miss evilmario666 so bad now
the OSHA tumblr blog legit inspired me to take the 30 hour course, and doing that got me like . . . a 2 dollar raise, and I get to run safety meetings at work.
sounds pretty sweet
If its +2 dollars an hour, that's great! if it was a salary, still good.
I didn't know who Human Pet Guy was until recently, and when I went down the rabbit hole I thought "wait, I know that profile pic..." only to find out he had been commenting on and retweeting my twitter for several months. It was like finding out that guy who talks to you at the supermarket was a serial arsonist
Thats so incredibly wild
Holy shit???!
This is worse than when one of the artists i follow on twitter was commissioned by the white bread fetishist guy without knowing who he was
A while back, he showed up on a Discord server I've been in for years while the owner (and only moderator) was out for a few days. It was genuinely surreal.
@@EvelynnEleonore That sounds like a rather benign fetish TBH. Surely anything regarding it can't be that bad?
i had NO idea that the original haiku bot had died. he was like a brother to me. i feel like a child learning that my current pet goldfish is in fact my 20th pet goldfish because my parents would just buy another every time one died
Sad
this sounds like well written satire
Well the fish died too
i genuinely teared up
my favourite evilmario666 moment was the whole tumblrclan thing he started to scare the "twittypets" away. It was actually fun seeing everyone drawing tumblr and twitter as warrior cats characters, peak 2012 tumblr cringe
it was so so funny
Wait he’s the one who started tumblrclan
tumblrclan..? idk if i should be glad i didnt get to witness the insanity of 2010s tumblr or be sad i didn't 💀
@@SaltNPeppers I really hate to break it to you but this was when Elon took over twitter
EVILMARIO started tumblrclan??
Also another comment to make regarding Gaud and I-am-a-fish: both of those smear campaigns started up and gained traction only when the blog in question came out supporting Asexual rights.
So that should give you an indication on why that happened :/
Man the asexual hate on Tumblr was crazzzyyy and like for WHY
@@vijones Sherlock fandom infighting. No, I'm not shitting you.
@@vijones was? I've had to unfollow several (popular) blogs in the last 2 years or so for the questionable comments they've made about ace/aro people
Yep, Thomas Sanders had a similar smear campaign on tumblr not long after publicly supporting aces. Whenever I see hate comments for him on tumblr, 9 times out of 10 it's an aphobe.
this tracks, all the people i knew that hated them were aphobic. fuckin strange.
as a bit of a baby tumblr user, this felt akin to being sat in front of the fire as my mother told me stories of our ancestors and the glory days. thank you for sharing this sacred history
when i first started tumblr in 2016 or so, I totally felt like I missed the train on the Fun Tumblr History and stuff like that. But the website is never too normal for long, and you'll have another weird thing happen that makes history. A lot of the poll-related memes, like the vanilla extract and bug race ones, are a pretty good example of current events that years down the line, you're gonna remember fondly.
this is crazy to me bc almost every single one of these users being mentioned led me to a series of slumdog-millionaire-esque flashbacks like “OMG I REMEMBER SIXPENCEEE/PERCHU/etc etc!!”
the very slow lore drops over the years really did paint a different picture where we were all operating under varying levels of misinformation & poorly conveyed gossip until someone inevitably made a post clarifying what happened
Yeah all this just makes me actually want to be more active on social media for once. The lore runs deep. 😂
Same
I used tumblr when I was in middle school but stopped for a few years. To me it feels like a good friend catching me up to speed for the local gossip
I'm a little disappointed that you didn't discuss WarriorMale's two infamous posts: One where he was very serious about fighting against transphobia (Don't you dare disrespect trans women), and the famous "DROP THAT DAMN TOWEL KENNEDY" reblog of a short gif of JFK with a towel around his waist.
The former being what cemented him as a tumblr darling and the latter being one of his most popular posts.
I STILL HAVE TROUBLE BELIEVING "DROP THAT DAMN TOWEL KENNEDY" WAS A REAL POST BUT IT'S STILL IN CIRCULATION
WarriorMale posted some good stuff about trans men too I love him
Kinda off topic but I heard a guy earlier say "I HATE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE. I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER MADE THEM SUFFER LIKE THAT." and it has the same energy as this lmao.
dont forgot the one of him reposting/reblogging soldier 76/reaper semi-nsfw fanart lmao
I haven't used tumblr on years I had somehow forgotten WarriorMale the legend himself
"IBS warrior fighting for my life" is hilarious and also reminds me of how all of my medical conditions aren't life threatening they're just really fixing annoying.
my bowels gots a skill issue fr
Maybe it’s just because when I was younger I only experienced tumblr through Pinterest, but I’m INCREDIBLY upset about the fact that there was no mention of Pukicho
FRR
Was expecting puki to be in layer 1 or 2 since they’re so prolific on Pinterest
I never tumbled but it's very heart warming to hear how fast the diet pill scam was shut down.
Tumblr staff was so awesome back in the day. You could tell they were total nerds too
tumbling is a beautiful thing indeed
@@nailinthefashion They still are!
@@violetiolite good to hear. I left around the six pence heals era lol
They send a AI bot supportive message to you if you search for any mental health related content and they are very vigilant against pro Ana things these days
WarriorMale is truly the only valid "statue profile pic" account on any form of social media. He's like the alternate-universe Good Counterpart of these guys who eat raw meat and post about hating women.
my gf has a statue profile pic :(
@@kotyara85she is the other exception 🫶🏻
@Alianova Preobrazhensky what he do
@Alianova Preobrazhensky That does not mean he's a bad person. It only means that he disagreed with you.
@mindlessNatalia_ do you have any place we can see screenshots or give us specifics on the harassment/response of warrior male?
Starting in 2014 I recognized how call outposts were being used to unfairly harass and isolate queer people from their community. I thought to myself "what can I do to counteract this deplatforming/shunning?" And I somehow settled on "start following every person that has an 'unfair' call out post" this has led to some of the best and some of the worst experiences I have had on Tumblr.
You were really ahead of the curve on that one (unironically).
i think the situation with gaud being “cancelled” is just the all too common practice nowadays of finding a well known person annoying or unlikeable and then trying to find moral justification for that dislike instead of just accepting that you dont like them. i know because i fully bought into this. i thought gaud was annoying, i didn’t like their posts, i thought the ‘everybody changing their icon to gaud’ thing was a super tryhard-ish attempt to recreate classic tumblr events with their own brand, i didn’t like that they acted like their icon was their OC or something when it was clearly a close-up of one of those creepy japanese piggy banks that eat coins that went viral about a decade ago. but since i was still a teenager and impressionable i saw people who also found them annoying overblowing minor criticisms into gaud doing something morally objectionable, and it’s always more personally validating for someone to be unequivocally Bad than you just not liking them. its obviously super immature but i think thats what was going on there
Yeah internet brainrot has caused people to conflate ‘I don’t like this’ with ‘this thing is wrong’ which leads them to find any evidence to confirm their biases even when it requires finding a tweet from 2009 with a swear word in it
yeah, probably. Apparently a lot of it started after they said something supporting aro/aces, too.
Finding out that “buy my silence 8000$” was REAL and not a shitpost is the best part of this whole video for me
god i love tumblr for this shit
the fucking PLOT TWIST that OSHA wasn't OSHA was immaculate and the fact that you moved straight onto level 4 without giving us ANY CHANCE to process it was horrific
I GOT THE POST ON MY DASH TODAY WHERE OSHA HAD TO CHANGE THEIR BLOG NAME I DAMN NEAR SOBBED
not to be dramatic or anything .
@@negativenumber KWNWKWKWOW
Omg, yes.
afaik, the person behind the blog was sent a cease and desist by the government because they were impersonating the government, and so they deleted the blog to avoid charges.
Only ones I can think of that are missing are wereralph (he’s been deleted twice so he’s now were-ralph, and was previously were-ralph), and heritageposts. Neither have big scandals that I know of, but they are often summoned and just generally infamous. Also a very recent addition is nyancrimew (the Swedish hacktivist who leaked the no fly list). She’s obviously infamous for other reasons, but now that she’s been banned from twitter, tumblr is kinda her main social media site. And she’s been gaining more of a following on there, especially for the phrase ‘stay silly :3’.
heritageposts has got a weird thing where they vehemently defend North Korea, if that counts?
what about pukicho???
I totally forgot about wereralph. absolutely deserves a spot on the iceberg
I think discussing wereralph might get the video demonetized.
wereralph i was absolutely expecting to appear here, with multiple banger posts. i used to follow him which was . . . rather difficult to stomach and i eventually gave up. he had a very consistent brand
I always find it wild that the OSHA official blog provided correct information, AND took the time to mention the specific guidelines it's kinda nuts
Can't believe you covered one-time-I-dreamt without covering the croatian toothpaste bucket incident smh
the what?!?
Or the time they got to reveal they were one-time-i-dreamt irl, truly classic
@@agjulthey convinced a bunch of people that in Croatia (where the person who runs the blog is from) that they use toothpaste out of a bucket instead of a tube. They eventually just came out and said they lied as a joke because SO MANY fell for it.
Wait what!?
I fell for it
I highly enjoy Teya pronouncing WLW as ‘willow’, it just feels right
thank you for this comment i could not figure out what she meant by willow kjasdlkjgfaklfd i've only ever pronounced wlw as wuhluhwuh and i did not put the pieces together
Oh my god, thank you! In the moment, I mentally conflated the title of the movie Willow with like... Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something of the sort, and guessed it was a fandom term that had escaped into wider use.
Ooooooh so THAT'S what it was
fitting bc i knew a willow a while ago who was gay as hell.
I was so fucking confused, especially since willow is literally my nickname that is used more than my actual name. I was so scaredddd
I come from the future bearing news of I-am-a-fish: she’s back! Also transfemme! And she seems to be doing really well :)
Awwww yay!! That's wonderful 🥰
(Fellow trans girl here, I'm so happy for her 🏳️⚧️)
Yay!! :)
2:02 one-time-i-dreamt
3:27 the-haiku-bot/haiku-robot
6:13 justgirlythings
8:19 I-am-a-fish
11:09 pizza
14:07 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
21:17 perchu
22:54 warriormale
27:07 osha-offical
29:55 sixpenceee
34:12 communismkills
36:42 evilmario666
41:16 constable-frozen
42:49 thecybersmith
...so no neil-gaimen, pukicho, or pmseymourva. huh. i feel like at least pukicho is worthy of this list? with their massively quotable reblog chains
I was surprised too, but I’m guessing those blogs aren’t exactly infamous in her eyes. Which makes sense, I’ve never heard of anyone talking bad about pmseymour, pukicho, teaboot, or several others
@@infiniteplanes5775 nobody talks bad about pukicho because they know they’ll never be heard from again
glank
came to the comments looking for this, thanks!
man i remember when times were simpler and "RANDY YOUR STICKS" was the single funniest thing you could say to me
It still is the funniest single thing
communismkills is probably my favorite infamous tumblr user she was a perfect combination of super embarrassing, really stupid, and completely self-serious. all her posts were like the tumblr post equivalent of someone trying to lead an imposing military march while wearing gigantic clown shoes that they keep tripping over
"You guys are idiots, they'll be looking for military uniforms."
I do feel kinda bad that she got doxxed though
I got whiplash with your icon because I thought i had watched this video and forgotten but then remembered I changed my icon from that specific Roddy pic like last year LMAO
@@Ali-mv3jcI don't someone like her really shouldn't be anonymous
@@ikeohno9767 lmao that's so funny. i havent read tf comics in like 6 years but i'm so attached to this icon bc his little anime girl pose is so adorable
The "pink slime monster" is a Japanese product called Face Bank, which is a box with a face on it that "eats" coins you feed it
Thank you for reminding me to inflict that image on my best friend again 😈
suggestions for part 2: glumshoe, vampireapologist, the bootydiaries. maybe not infamous, just absolutely beloved timeline staples
Pukicho too
dont forget wereralph
The "Buy My Silence. Permanently" thing is like "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Joke."
I can’t believe we bullied I-am-a-fish of tumblr. We deserve whatever hell we’re sent to
Edit: I am aware of fish’s return, please shut up
My jaw dropped at that. This is why tumblr is worth negative money
I didn't. Maybe you did, but I never did because I was never an exclusionist.
i was devastated when i-am-a-fish left
@@Snowleaper101 Yeah, I can proudly say I've never been mean to anyone who didn't deserve it (meaning blatant racists, misogynists, and bigots in general. And I mean blatant, not just "had the 'wrong' opinions on a children's cartoon")
@@Snowleaper101 I never did, either. I have ONE post - about Kermit needing to pet Rowlf because he's a certified therapy dog ^_^ That's it. I just
I was disappointed you didn't mention the communismkills "you know damn well I don't leave the house" moment. That sentence lives in my head.
As an Old (31yo) who started tumblr in 2011 and got to see the batshit live, this video is blessed. It was WILD to be in college at the height of this stuff, and honestly preserving the history feels weirdly important, like being in an archeological dig
Honestly same. My blog has been deleted twice, but I was consistently on tumblr from 2011 to now. I remember when the first i-am-fish controversy started. This video felt less educational and more like a trip down memory lane.
@@artificialraspberifyabsolutely that! Her tumblr deep dives are truly some of my favourites because it helps me remember how wack, but simple, things felt lol - I've lost alot of fond memories due to cptsd/dissociation, so having someone who is able to recall these,, staples? If you will? Is sincerely like sitting down with an old friend and reminiscing :-)c such a cozy and all around strange life we lived lmfaooo
If the "When my werewolf boyfriend pulls out" blog isn't in this video I'll cry
The fucking w h a t
were-ralph
WERERALPH!!!
Wereralph! Love him. Iconic.
I adore were-ralph
it's so weird that pukicho isn't on here but i think its bc he's more popular outside of tumblr despite having a chaotic tumblr blog (that is still active btw)
I always view gaud and pukicho as the two harbingers of tumblr chaos outside of tumblr. They’re sort of a pair in my mind.
@@ArabellaTurner minus the fact Guad has gr//ming allegations (with poof) .....Puki does not
To be fair in their defense Puki doesn't have gr//ming allegations. Guad does.
@@enderwalkgang show proof, you can't just say things.
yeah, but i always thought that pukicho was annoying tbh. kinda gave me big "annoying class clown" middle school kid energy. maybe that's just me tho.
26:56 this kinda reminds me of that Post that goes like "anyone who died fighting a battle goes to valhalla. Died on a battlefield? Died of cancer? Lost the battle with addiction? It doesn't matter, odin will take a sip from his cup and ask of the glorious tale of your demise", that is still one of my favourite posts I have ever seen on the internet
it's really nice to see fish again. i almost unfollowed her recently because she was inactive for so long, but she's back now!! i hope she's doing better, her posts never fail to make my day a little happier
Damn, that person who spent years role-playing OSHA on tumblr must have had a real passion for workplace safety.
Surprised Pukicho isn’t on the iceberg, whenever I think of wild Tumblr blogs that invoke the spirit of Tumblr, it’s always Pukicho and Gaud that comes to mind
Also, Vampireapologist, but they may be more niche.
I came to the comments to say this exact same thing
the fat pikachu pfp yeah?
Yeah! I was also sad not to see wereralph, he has so many classic posts.
If I remember correctly the OSHA persona had to stop because they where: “dangerously close to committing criminal impersonation of a federal employee”
“the picture is me and my fiancée” brought a tear to my eye. i’m so happy for them
Evil Mario is so fucking good. When I saw the fish post I was like half genuinely concerned because on the one hand I knew that he did satire but on the other hand my ass cannot understand the line between reality and satire half the time. Mans really is the rent lowering gunshooter of tumblr
genuinely he's one of the funniest people on modern tumblr and that is fully a compliment.
sorry but that sentence utterly took me out and sent me into the stratosphere thank you
I just wanna thank you for helping me speedrun my realization that I'm a lesbian
Ayo same! I really hit that "bi now, gay later" track 🫣
Dude I was a revolutionary girl Utena fan and *still* didn’t know 💀
🎉🎉🎉
Heeeeey, congrats on the realization!
She gave me the confidence to get bangs. I have never looked more bisexual
While watching the segment on Tumblr User Pizza, my mom came in and asked if we wanted pizza for dinner. Felt akin to discovering God himself.
This is great. The vibe is “why are we still here? Just to suffer?” but not in a sad way, more of a “oh yeah, it’s all coming together.” way XD
I feel the pizza user so much. As a hardcore Hetalia fan with a London OC I had to make due with vague London-related usernames. In Tumblr of all places. And one day the london-underground blog... just didn't exist anymore. And... I could take it. Still can't believe I was the first one to notice it. I sometimes think about how people react seeing that the coveted london-underground is just a long abandoned roleplaying blog of some grumpy Ian Somerhalder-lookalike, clearly written by a 13 year-old. Because it's still up and there's no way I'm giving it up lol
I have reason to believe that Gaud's icon is not a pink slime monster it's actually a thing called a Face Bank. AKA a piggy bank with a freaky face on it that eats whatever change you put in it.
i think they posted about it at some point. i came across those banks and it was like a jump scare
That's where the image may be from, but it's pretty much canonical that they are a slime monster.
@@darthplagueis13
I believe you misinterpreted my statement as I was speaking of the image rather than the surrounding lore of it in extended Tumblr canon. I only wanted to shed light on what I believed to be the possible true origin of said image. Apologies if I came across as rude.
Yup, that's where it started.
I remember seeing the footage of how those things work, right before I discovered Gaud.
Actually followed them because I recognized the cursed piggy bank icon.
I thought it was a sting ray
warriormale talks like a fighting type leader of a pokemon gym and im SO here for it
Holy shot he absolutely does
I never thought of it like that but now I 100% will, thank you
My thoughts watching the video: "Yeah I'm glad Constable Frozen got a spot in the deepest tier, they deserve it. Wait there's another tier after this? Who could possibly--oh yeah that checks out."
a personal favorite of mine is the old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary account, the account that as you might have guessed, posted cute old dogs from their sanctuary, suddenly one day posted "i just need to get dicked down again =/" and going radio silent
most people at first assumed that this was because the person running the account accidentally posted something that was meant for their main, but later when asked on their instagram the old friend senior dog sanctuary account denied having a tumblr at all
meaning that someone made an account pretending to be the old friends senior dog sanctuary on tumblr for some reason? and posted that for some reason?? was it an accident or were they just playing the long con to post that as a joke? i have so many questions and no answers
THEY WEREN’T REAL?!
i saw the human pet guy a few months back in a tabletop gaming subreddit where he was polite and on-topic, but the topic did quickly devolve to "holy shit, is that the human pet guy?"
Yeah, he's on r/rpghorrorstories and most of the D&D subreddits and usually comments with really normal stuff, but every time it turns into a discussion on him being the human pet guy.
@@honoratagold More reasons to be glad I left that subreddit
it is literally so easy to just make another account for your normal shit. i don't understand why he doesn't, although i'm very grateful for it, because otherwise he could quite literally be anyone
@toothfairy10133 he would have to have any shame about who he is in order to think about hiding his identity tbh
@@toothfairy10133maybe he thinks its funny (which it is) and posts on it anyways whenever he wants a laugh
I have not watched this yet but you better talk about Human Pet Guy.
Human Pet Guy is a tumblr classic.
Edit: It is only right and fitting that he has the deepest tier all to himself.
cybersmith is my favourite that guy on the internet
Human Pet Guy is still on tumblr.
He reads like he really wanted to be on reddit but even reddit said fuck no and kicked him out
I love him. He’s like the court jester.
His beef with Alice is amazing
The idea of not having run into Constable Frozen on Tumblr is SENDING me, I genuinely would have put them much higher on the iceberg
my favorite haiku bot post is the one that’s a silly post about porn bots, and haiku bot replies, and then the poster gets comedically philosophical about how the haiku bot must feel about its porn bot brethren, about having no voice and being loved only for repeating human words, and it replies with original words, “ My voice repeats what / you all say: I love you I / love you I love you.”
Frankly, kind of surprised that pukicho isn't on there. He's been known for very consistently chaotic posts for the past few years at least, and he's garnered quite a lot of traction for having this vaguely threatening vibe, jumping unpredictable between cosmic horror and petty little pokemon rat.
Like, specifically his jello vaccuum post a few years ago got an insane amount of notes.
I would have put him on the same level as gaud in terms of being prolific and also in terms of vibes.
Also, he makes music as well, though I never bothered to check if it's any good.
yeah I'm surprised too
Agreed. It's pukicho erasure
Very much agreed. Lesbian mother has forgotten about our lovely Pukicho
The Furry vs Doctor money debate lives rent-free in my head to this day
Oddly enough, some of it is pretty decent from what I remember
"Moreo is gone, he can't hear us anymore" is such a delightfully eldritch/horror sounding phrase, and I love it
I'm not a Tumblr user, but I always find Tumblr to have a solid sense of humor. It leans a bit far into the "lol so random" stuff, but it feels like it stays away from cynicism, which stands in stark contrast to everywhere else.
The way you described the reaction to seeing human-pet-guy's profile picture is pretty accurate. I did exactly that when I saw it on the iceberg. He follows a bunch of trans girls on twitter now and keeps turning up in their mentions. He says weird shit without ever quite being enough for people to block him, and doesn't seem to realise everyone is making fun of him. One of them kind of ironically started referring to him as their pet right-winger or pet bigot or something.
Sounds cooler than you.
@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 human pet guy is that you????
@@clownball3457 I am surrounded by degeneracy!
@@anotheryoutubeaccount5259 HUMAN PET GUY??
@@clownball3457no human pet guy is on youtube not under this name tho
Sometimes I forget Strange is the same age as me because growing up on RUclips I kinda automatically assume everyone I watch is older than me. But “back in the day we used to say basic” really shook me bad.
hi, a 17yo here! we still very much use “basic”! :)
19 here, tragically i think im old enough to be kinda falling out of the loop now which is a HORRIFYING thought, so i asked my sister (14) and she says that people still say it
It depends on when you get acces to the Internet and what stuff you find first. But yeah, basic is still used pretty regularly.
My favorite Human Pet Guy post was when he tried to argue that "dragons are imaginary creatures from mythology and folklore" and "dinosaurs are actually birds, not lizards" are conspiracies meant to break the human spirit
That he thinks they're conspiracies is weird enough, but conspiracies to break the human spirit? That's so far out there I wouldn't even be able to come up with that!
Jordan Peterson
Didnt he post around the time of last christmas insinuating that Santa (saint Nicholas) was alive and the christmas flight tracker should be shut down as some bizzare own towards elon musk?
wtf that's based
the thing is he was wrong about the dinosaurs !!!! it's the reverse !!!! all birds are dinosaurs but not all dinosaurs are birds. consequently birds are lizards
Once got accused on Tumblr for "harassing multiple users of AO3 for fics I did not like." It was all based on one comment I made where I criticized a character and the author disagreed. Even the people spreading the rumors admitted that the comments they accused me of were entirely different people. When I would ask people who had been "warned" about me, they admitted that they couldn't actually remember any of the comments they'd "seen." And when they went looking for them, the best they could come up with was one argument and another time I had mentioned that a song that was mentioned in the notes was a cover and originally by a different artist. And instead of being "kicked off multiple sites", I had actually gotten a website stolen from me by shady business partners. I also got accused of calling an autistic person the R slur because I disagreed with them. I never one used that word. I had no idea they were autistic and tried to clear things up with them only for them to go "oh yes, I'M SO [R Slur]." I challenged them to release the messages to prove this and they went silent. I definitely did some cringe shit on Tumblr, but I never used slurs, never "harassed" people (unless you count regular ass fandom arguments with the same language everyone used as "harassment." If so, it was two way harassment). Talking about my experiences as an SA survivor and my feelings on depictions about it in media also got me branded as a sexist and victim shamer. I got conflated with and confused with different blogs constantly or had things I'd said about completely different things applied to unrelated situations. So yes, I can attest to the telephonery of Tumblr.
I-AM-A-FISH IS BACK!!! SHE'S BACK!! THE WHOLESOMENESS RETURNS!!
i feel so bad for iamafish. they were like not even 20 yet, i think around 17-19 yrs old? and the poor fellow trusted the internet and followed a bunch of random people, and honestly bc of their age i don't blame them for being a bit irresponsible. and they got death threats and were bullied off the internet. honestly disgusting behaviour from tumblr and twitter, it was an honest mistake they could've learned from :/
honestly same here. I remember back early 2020 when I first heard the harassment that was happening on twitter to them I remembered thinking "jeez, they're only 19". I was 17 at the time. Goldie/Fish deserved to be treated better and I hope they come back to Tumblr one day
The terminally online urge to betray and cannibalize your own kind.
yeah we were mutuals at one point and well they did some off color stuff they certainly didn't deserve all they went through
It'd be one thing if they weren't a follow for follow, but like, yeah man you're gonna have weird shit in your follows eventually by doing that.
i feel like its not their fault being follow for follow and more the people drawing... bad stuff
I really thought vampireapologist was going to pop up on here; they were my favorite "this user has an insane life" anecdote and storytime blog + the asks they used to get were unhinged
Yes! And Glumshoe
@@haveagoodmourning I wish glumshoe hadn’t been driven off tumblr, I loved their posts :(
Same I submitted vampireapologist and glumshoe alongside gaud when strange asked I’m sad they didn’t make it
@@disastergirl888 oh they were driven off? Why? :(
Glumshoe is still on there just under a different username. They change it every day as a joke but they're still very active
Update on the i-am-a-fish blog! they've come back! they got bored and high and flipped a coin to decide it
I love how this feels like a big ptsd therapy group, we are literally tumblr veterans we deserve financial compensation imo
The ones who weren't on there are the less traumatized girlies just listening to the tumblr horror stories.
Gaud’s pfp is actually a motion-activated piggy bank where you put coins next to its mouth and it eats them. Before I became aware of Gaud I bought one in blue and it is in fact terrifying. It’s broken now but I still have it. It’s a sort of pyramid-shaped thing with all flat surfaces except for the horrifying face.
i was looking for a comment that mentioned this omg. thought i was the only one who remembered the piggy bank monstrosity
that’s why i hate gaud selling merchandise with their pfp like you did not make that, why are you profiting off of it
THATS WHAT I THOUFGR IT WAS
@@carolinem7968 i mean let’s be real who’s buying that nightmare piggy bank anyway
@@heyitzmae few thousand people on amazon, presumably more in japan itself
Tumblr convincing teenage me that Gaud was a terrible person was unironically one of my wake up calls to become a better person, I still cant believe we dogpilled that guy just for being Hashtag cringe.
God being a teen on tumblr was miserable.
I-am-fish actually came back pretty recently! Pretty much the same wholsomeness as before albeit slightly different bc you know, years have gone by
I-am-a-fish and I met pretty randomly forever ago over a shared fandom, and I was really happy to find them again on Tumblr. I'm very sad to find out they were bullied off Tumblr. Such a sweet and charming person. I wish people would be kinder.
wasn't the main thing I am a Fish got shit for specifically them being into lolicon tho?
ok nvm actually went through the video and they just follow for followed without vetting i might be part of the problem
@@squash8226 yeah the smear campaign was long and arduous and incredibly stupid. pedophile is the go-to accusation for anyone that the tumblr masses decide they dislike. it happened to thatsthat24 for the grave crime of... supporting asexual folk.
@@squash8226 well at least you’re self aware
The bitch (or one of them, I just remember her being the most vocal) who led the pack even bragged about it after he was chased off.
evil mario's entire blog is like a bad attempt at making a My Immortal sequel that takes place in the normal world and I am all here for it. Also, the idea of an astral wolf creature eating Werther's Originals is absolutely fucking hilarious
Ah yes “My Immortal, the ARG”
@@Emery_Pallas THIS IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY! THANK YOU KIND STRANGER!
The Jerma mention hit me like a bag of bricks
I had no idea haiku-bot was on Tumblr too. We've got one on Reddit too. Now I'm just imagining a network of them in every social media.
i thought it was a discord thing????
@@delta0x they're everywhere! There's no escaping the accidental haiku.
someone actually managed to interview constable frozen in 2017 (he is South Korean and doesn't speak English so they were using Google translate on both ends, so the actual content of the whole interview wasn't published) and when asked if he was a vore fetish blog he responded that he wasn't and "hates vore". when asked about a post with elsa in a ball gag he responded "hmm... well" and refused to elaborate. people have speculated that wording and conversations around fetishism and weird sex stuff was literally lost in Google translate, as well as culturally confused, since its very different in English speaking countries.
this is hysterical
I think the matrix just glitched because I remember reading this somewhere. God why does keep happening.
@@CoraCreates no its not the matrix. someone might have talked about this before, OR, you're having a false memory.
Just girly things makes me so happy. Like content celebrating teenage girls is so rare ESPECIALLY back in those tumblr days and it just makes me so happy to see
Most of those Just Girly Things posts weren't even really celebrating teenage girl thing though tbh, like "being weird with your best friend" or "decorating the walls of your bedroom" or "being excited for summer beach days" describes...the majority of the human race, regardless of age or gender.
@@Green_Eyed_Monster Yeah, but there's not much that's strictly specific to girls besides certain bodily functions and sex based oppression. Teen girls are one of the most hated demographics, so it's nice to just celebrate unapologetically being a girl and doing what is traditionally seen as feminine or girly or just doing things as a girl in general. It doesn't need to be the activities themselves, just the fact that girls are doing them and having fun.
@@tychopanda I suppose that's true. I just feel like it's broad enough that it loses a bit of the "just girly-ness" of it. But then I guess it's not really meant to be taken seriously anyway, it's just for fun.
Right? She got called cringe but she was right. People hate on stuff just because teenage girls (and tbh just girls and women) like it. Showing love to things teenage girls generally love and enjoy and spreading positivity and telling girls it’s okay to like the things they like is so important. It’s so common that even women and girls participate in the hatred against feminine things. And it’s all learned behavior.
No we must attack and belittle all things teenage girls cling to. Otherwise they might gain self respect and people wouldn't know how manly I am.
Imagine a world where things like Twilight are treated like a crappy but ultimately "so bad it's good" cringe comforting quality. Or what if Boy bands like BTS or Taylor Swift are treated with he same as REAL MUSICIANS (tm)
The horror of such a world would be unlivable.
I don't know if this counts as an 'infamous' blog but I'd like to shoutout Neil Gaiman's account. Yes, actually Neil Gaiman, author of Coraline and co-author of Good Omens.
i love human pet guy, he's a chaser and would always be on the comments of a trans niche micro celeb i followed on twitter, he thinks he has an iq of one million, he doesnt even try to defend the human pet guy allegations, and, worst of all, he likes his own tweets
every so often I am reminded of clown husbandry and it always feels like going insane
Gaud started it all with that post 😂 i must admit, i loved the creativity of clown husbandry and the dedication to being weird and historically accurate
I only know this cause it was an SCP.
Honestly the reverse-telephone search you had to do whenever someone got tumblr-cancelled to figure out if it was legit or just the hivemind of the hellsite going unhinged again was one of the main reasons I stopped using it even before it started to decline. My favorite was "this artist draws underage incest smut" > "well, this artist draws incest smut of anime characters of generic teenager-to-young-adult appearance, which is almost the same" > "well, this artist draws smut of anime characters who are not blood related but are foster siblings, which is almost the same" > "well, this artist draws smut of anime characters who are not foster siblings but grew up together as childhood friends, which is almost the same" > "well, this artist drew three Fire Emblem characters from the waist up in a SFW reenactment of Raphael's The Three Graces, which is almost the same" > "well, this artist MIGHT not have drawn underage incest smut, but when we accused them of doing so they were very rude and unprofessional, which is almost the same "
Reminds me of that one post with that one guy from euphoria. It was a screenshot of a twitter post with the guy saying sexy and someone re-twitted saying who is that guy. You know funny lil post about a funny lil interaction. Well a lot of people in reblogs and replies were calling other people pedos because they find a 27 yr old man with a baby face attractive. It got so bad that the CSA survivors had to come in and tell these people to stop calling others pedos. It’s funny to me because wth is that guy supposed to do? Not date anyone? Because he has a baby face?
@@lukacuntyI used to follow an artist on tumblr who was just under 5ft tall, and once in a while they’d get into internet fights with the “short adults and babyfaced adults are minor-coded and being attracted to them is pedophilic” discoursers. They were a grown adult with a college degree, so they obviously had a huge problem with being told that it was morally wrong for anyone to want to be in an adult relationship with them.
Certain fans of voltron circa 2017 be like
@@reesesbeanses i can understand that attitude towards people who stop developing physically as children and remain that size and child shape into adulthood, but... just short people? Any short person?
Im 6'4, so dating someone under 5' would be awkward in a number of ways, but being pedophilic-adjacent is not one of them.
@@the_last_ballad ??? even then that doesn't make any sense. they're an adult and should be treated as such.
The thing that always got me the most about Just Girly Things was that it wasn't even just mainstream teenage girl stuff, it was like...the majority of humanity stuff. "Being weird with your best friend" or "decorating the walls of your bedroom" are things that almost every person regardless of age or gender does. The blog could have been renamed "Just Human Things" and it would have made as much sense.
Local commenter discovers that women are human beings
@@maddieb.4282 Nuh uh, as a woman myself I can absolutely confirm that we're all members of the Reptilians trying to take over the world.
the point that girls do human stuff is the point
@@caramel9154 Yeah I guess that makes sense
i love how one-time-i-dreamt gets tagged every time anyone mentions croatia, like "omg the one-time-i-dreamt country!"
evil mario is the closest i’ve ever seen a person come to replicating the vibe of classic chris chan on purpose. he is INSANELY good
If pukicho isn't here I'm going to implode
Same with biggest_gaudiest_patronuses
@@galactic-hamster7043 theyre in the thumbnail
@@snrken well I'm SORRY I'd like to WATCH THE VIDEO for DRAMATIC EFFECT.
Eh… you dead?
hows that implosion going
Dude I miss i-am-fish so much:( I was following them when I first came to Tumblr and they were basically exactly what I needed at the time. Them leaving was really rough, I felt so bad for them
they've been back for a while!!
warriormale is literally if someone told ryu to make a tumblr blog
Aw man, no Pukicho? The "Furry Artists vs Doctors salary" post is one of my faves.
Didn't know that's what happened to Pizza. Weird.
Human pet guy is also a huge chaser lmao, I see him in the mentions of slightly more popular trans women on twitter and every day I live in fear of a tweet blowing up and catching his attention.
To the surprise of absolutely nobody
Be safe queen it's scary out there with him lurking
@@Iotuseater lurking, watching, waiting to turn you into a human pet
I knew very little of his existence prior to this video. I am still recovering from the mental flashbang it hit me with.
I already knew going into this video that the human pet guy was going to be on this list but the fact that he was the only person on the final, deepest layer made me laugh
There was one I remember being around like a decade ago I want to say called thisiscleanprivilege that was run by someone who never bathed and talked about how discriminated against they are for this and they treated not washing as part of their identity and would complain about "clean privilege" and "filthphobia". I remember being really worried/unsure about whether it was a troll account or what but was thinking it was legit.
the terminology used makes it sound like it could be one of those dumb anti-sjw troll accounts, but i have seen people on twitter unironically claim that showering is an invention of capitalism and personal hygiene is a social construct. those could've been trolls as well tho so idk
@@clownball3457 I had that same thought process. "This has to be a troll..... unless.... [remembers other insane things people are like this about]" lol
Fun fact: The Human Pet Guy has been suspended on Twitter off and on for a while now, and when I posted on Tumblr about it I quickly found out he's still over there, because he interacted with me and I was terrified I'd been cursed.
I had beef with one-time-i-dreamt once because they were talking abt heterochromia and I made a joke pretending to read it as "heterophobia". they didn't understand I was joking and I had ppl going after me as a result. no point to this story just wanted to share lmaoo
it's insane how little self-awareness and critical thinking skills tumblr users have the longer they stay on there. i once made a post making fun of terf arguments and my notes were them screeching about it for like hours until i blocked each and every one of them. one of them had "bisexuals aren't gay" in their bio, which only tells me one thing: you've got to have an iq at room temperature to be a fully committed TERF/radfem I think.
THAT WAS YOU????
@@smart7928 OMG YES THAT WAS ME DID U SEE IT
@@virginiacanfield2307 I saw it unfold in real time on my timeline lmaooo i was on your side
Congrats I know like 20 tumblr facts total and your story is one of them.
After Gaud I kept expecting SOME mention of glumshoe and it never materialized. Maybe they weren't as prolific as I thought but I remember them being EVERYWHERE for a while until they left the site.
Was that the nonbinary lesbian who was cancelled by cis lesbians who accused them of “stealing” lesbianism from women?
@@reesesbeansesno I believe glumshoe was a trans man living in the PNW if I recall correctly
The most hilarious thing about warrior man is that in Ancient Greek culture, the prepubescent/tween boy was seen as the peak of beauty and intelligence was the most highly valued aspect of a person. They also believed that the bigger the penis the dumber the man, as men with large penises were believed to be driven by lust.
How did you not mention that Tea (one time I dreamt) managed to convince us that croations get toothpaste in a bucket
Wait, that was fake? I saw that so often from different blogs that I thought it must be true. -.-
which one was the one about uranium and croatia
THAT WAS FAKE?? bro im not even on tumblr and I saw that post and took it as fact
@@itsxora3207 oh the uranium thing wasn't me!