Watch this sketch. Hilarious, will make things very easy again. After all we alone choose how to look at things, ruclips.net/video/wNX5dSmNrtg/видео.html
And it's only going to get worse,ladies. With the rise of MGTOW and metoo,plus pathologizing masculinity,divorce rape,and feminism, more and more bitter aging cat ladies will be alone,broke,and angry. Enjoy that equality.
“I like to buy myself a single, red rose... and I don’t think that’s sad.” Oooof, that delivery though. Instead of laughing, that just created a lump in my throat. 😔😔😔
@@WitheringZealot holy crap dude the bitterness and/or sexual frustration coming off of you is palpable. Marriage isn't my thing but it's fine if a guy/girl wants that.
"you could die tonight and no one would find ya for a week...not that they'd look." wow. that is precisely the same thought i have almost every single day. good, very good madtv. but not funny when it's so on the nose. :(
I'm a nurse so if I don't show up for work...I give them 3 days...lol. It's good to create habits with reliable/dependable people in your life. i.e: calling a family member or friend once a week. Visiting/speaking to your neighbors. Just running errands. If people don't see you they will look into your absence. Also hobbies, exercise, pets, plants DO help especially if you are kinda like myself. I do not enjoy crowds as I used to, so I can be a recluse of sorts, outside of work and family obligations. BUT when I'm taking regular walks in the park or going to the gym...that allows me to interact with people on a micro scale for short periods of time. There have been studies to show that loneliness is a leading cause of mental illness....ijs...I fight it everyday.
Nicole Parker is so much funnier than Amy Schumer. Women can be hilarious, but unfortunately too many women get tied up in politically correct "girl power" comedy that just plain sucks. There was even a butch lesbian comedian who just stopped making jokes mid-set to start talking about how she was raped and how all men are terrible. She literally held the audience hostage while bashing them over the head about how ignorant she thinks they are, like wtf?
it's kind of sad, men and women like her are never happy in a relationship anyways because when they do find someone they waste time thinking they aren't good enough anyways because it took too long to find their girl or boyfriend.
Exactly. This/her performance could be used as an empathy-test for humans. I passed this test because i actually felt shocked and tears were coming up.
LisaFrank39 I know, right? It took me a long while, but I got so comfortable with myself that I don't really care if I'm taken or not. I do what I want, do WHOMEVER I want (tee hee), and have more money because of it. Being single is not a bad thing. It's a blessing. :)
***** if you mean enough to each other you would make time. Hell have a date night at home. Rent a movie, order take out and enjoy each others company.
Life is difficult to do it alone when you look at your age group or peers that are coupled off and married and dating and whatever else under the sun 🌞 but you do...you do . All I can say . I’m near 34 and never held a hand 🤚. 😔
i love MADtv and this one is one their so cruelly sad skits i'd say! she is incredible in this tough role and gave a great performance! some of the best actors EVER appeared on this truly memorable tv show but apparently all of them are still going underrated compared to so many less talented or no talent at all 'stars' we know in Hollywood or anywhere!
I love when her boyfriend calls her and she answered no Ill make peanut butter Monday Im sorry and then she hangs up on him that is a little bit relaxing on me
GodDAMN.......MadTV had SUCH an amazing cast of phenomenal actors/comedians. If you watch very closely / use your empathy to FEEL what she's feeling.......you can tell.....she's not feeling it in the moment; every one of her little subtle emotional expression changes, choices of what to do with her hands, etc........all SUPER thought-out and practiced........yet to the point where they DO look, on the surface, pretty natural and subconscious on part of the character. MadTV had such a frickin fab cast. The Andy Samberg days of SNL in the early aughts were ABSOLET comedy gold, no doubt, but............besides that? SNL has basically always been inferior to MadTV -both the SNL of back then and ESPECIALLY the cringe SNL of today.
Ken Alexandre Meridi feminism is a joke. Women ACT like its cool...then 37 years old is here before you know it...youve wasted your life and are out of shape and alone....begging god to take you..since you dont have the guts to end it yourself. Its a bad time in history to be anybody
I was a single virgin until 25, and the bitch I gave it up for turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life (besides ones that I was forced into). Also, I absolutely HATE kids! Like, to the point where I recently almost CHOSE to be homeless in winter, because it was less burdensome than listening to my neighbors brat all day.
If your Minister and your parachute instructor each say there's one chance in three that this may not work out as you hoped, go parachuting. If the parachute opens, it's fun. If it doesn't open, there's less mess to clean up.
People that are not liking themselves will have no one cause they give off that vibe to others and it turns people away. But people who like themselves only give off that vibe and it also turns people away. So then what?
I both laughed and teared up at this knowing this is me. Especially the grocery store part...ugh, it sucks seeing all the happy couples and families with their little kids I know I'll never be blessed with.
"No one has seen me in my underwear in five year"
*audience laughs*
"SHUT UP!"
20 years for me.
@@nelzelpher2088 No one has seen me naked since I was my uncles when I was 9....they found me in the shed crying.
@@nelzelpher2088 hi
@@henryst19 Hello there!
I don't wear any girls! 😁
I commented on this video 10 years ago saying I was single,,, now I’m married with 3 kids. Things can change fast. (Skit is still hilarious though)
A good actor can make you feel a range of emotions.... She nailed it.
the struggle 😂😂
Biological clock LOL
omg this is me :) though i do enjoy being alone mostly. and she reminds me of my moms friend cathy
She's been single for only 5 years??? Now this feels more like she's a whiny princess.
This one hit way too close to home
antiyoss
Some men are, others not so much.
...Cue any number of gender stereotypes from both genders here...
Plot twist: I don't have a home
We're not all like that I'm still alone and felt this skit was spot on
It's too close to home and it's too near the bone.
@@kassandramd Lol.
She makes it much more authentic with her voice breaks, and her eye twitches. Lol
Agree...it’s actually phenomenal acting.
She's so hot... I'd be her boyfriend -- or even HUSBAND!!!
Yea other than the fact it would not be difficult for her to get a date. She's pretty cute
Maybe she spoke from heart?
Watching this gets harder as time passes...
He means Is Getting Real
Watch this sketch. Hilarious, will make things very easy again. After all we alone choose how to look at things, ruclips.net/video/wNX5dSmNrtg/видео.html
Biological clock ticking
I've embraced it, there are plenty of things to enjoy in live
Only desperate people with no passion or hobbies relate to this video.
She's a genius actor. So charming in her nuttiness too!
Mhm. She is one HOT actress.
@@JasonDelarosa2000 you should see her in King of Queens
"so hard to concentrate over the sound of my biological clock ticking"
omfg roflmao. I love Nicole hahahahahaha
As a kid this was so funny, now at 30 this is giving me a panic attack lol
"Don't know how many times I can hit the snooze button on that sucker! "
I can't tell you how many times I've told myself this.
don't insult God
I'm 33 and I love my biological clock ticking. It should hurry up and run out. I fucking hate kids.
MadTV had the funniest women comics ever I think (the men were all great too).
Yes Debra Wilson Nicole sullivan stephanie weir mo collins alex borstrain nicole parker and also mary sheer
Also Crista Flanagan Danielle Gaither Arden Myrin and Gillian Vigman 😁
Mariska Fun Crista Flanagan too
@@mechwarrior13 don't muddy the waters.
They'd get the who cast from SNL fired if they were still on.
i did this for a monologue in my drama class...my teacher laughed so hard and told me he would never forget it for as long as he lives.
Hahahaha!!! I BET!!!
8 years later, still doing theater? 👍🏻
so? and now?
I'm imagining that your name is L. Rimming. (it feels right)
Daniela Dundel: I deleted it.
this skit is both genius and sad
Thats what the best comedy is ... funny, but thoughtful and also tragical .. =)
yeah sad for american women who will end up just like this
It's only sad for people who think they need a relationship to make them happy.
Sad when we're old and single.
@@hosendalikento370 you're missing the point. I guess when you lack substance, you tend to miss a lot of things
It's all too real.
"A midget found another midget!" Lmao!!! So true.
My chest started hurting! LOL
And it's only going to get worse,ladies. With the rise of MGTOW and metoo,plus pathologizing masculinity,divorce rape,and feminism, more and more bitter aging cat ladies will be alone,broke,and angry. Enjoy that equality.
@@erlycuyler yikes
Well we’d rather die alone than be married to a rapist, erly
“My sister’s a 400 pound hunchback and she found a husband!” 😂
Bethany O'Neal ❤💯💜💯💙💯❤💯 😭
2/14/19
A midget found another midget.
Where do i sign 7up
@@cupcakes7015 the fuck?!
@@jltaco85 she died at this date.
“I like to buy myself a single, red rose... and I don’t think that’s sad.” Oooof, that delivery though. Instead of laughing, that just created a lump in my throat. 😔😔😔
I felt that. Hit me right in the feels. Comedic or not.
Another year, revisiting this…
Nicole Sullivan = pure talent .
jankaant not so much in blackish though.
i remember when she played Holly on The King of Queens and played Shego on Kim Possible.
Why did she not blow up she have the talent and looks she should have been in big projects since 2000.
And sexiness
@@JasonDelarosa2000 oh yeah !
Acting and comedic genius. Nicole was one of a kind, a class by herself.
And still hot!
Was? What happened to her?
@@assassinaria ...Nicole retired from show business.
WAS??? SHES NOT DEAD
@@assassinaria SHES ALIVE AND WELL
I laughed so hard. But I was also scared about how much I could relate to this.
Not making us men look good. Just go date a stripper or something marriage ain't worth it or bf f2f
Marcus Bryan quiet you
@@WitheringZealot holy crap dude the bitterness and/or sexual frustration coming off of you is palpable. Marriage isn't my thing but it's fine if a guy/girl wants that.
Hi Daniel!!!
haha fml right? 😭😂
"Let's hope the paramedic is cute." I felt that 😅
The acting is so good she makes this look more depressing than funny.
The "cinnamon challenge" ancestor at 3:07 even before it became mainstream.
90's nicole sullivan = goddess
novadeus777 A lot of the women of Mad TV were pretty funny actresses to compliment the talented male actors lol
Decadent Gamer i found the early to mid seasons to be the best. a lot of talent!
Agreed :)novadeus777
novadeus777 Liiiterallly! Another madtv classic with Nicole and Michael aka Stuart.
Liiiiiterallly!
such a great actor as well as a truly beautiful and sexy face and presence!
i'd love to see her in serious roles too!
She should try Lowered Expectations! Mad TV fans will get it.
The struggle is real. 😔
MadTV is very underrated and the cast had some amazing actors and actresses. Nicole, Stephnie, Debra and Will were some of the best.
Thank you for recommending this video to me every Valentine's day, RUclips. Really appreciate it.
i want to hug her
"you could die tonight and no one would find ya for a week...not that they'd look." wow. that is precisely the same thought i have almost every single day. good, very good madtv. but not funny when it's so on the nose. :(
Shy Sweet Yeah...I know...
I'm a nurse so if I don't show up for work...I give them 3 days...lol. It's good to create habits with reliable/dependable people in your life. i.e: calling a family member or friend once a week. Visiting/speaking to your neighbors. Just running errands. If people don't see you they will look into your absence. Also hobbies, exercise, pets, plants DO help especially if you are kinda like myself. I do not enjoy crowds as I used to, so I can be a recluse of sorts, outside of work and family obligations. BUT when I'm taking regular walks in the park or going to the gym...that allows me to interact with people on a micro scale for short periods of time. There have been studies to show that loneliness is a leading cause of mental illness....ijs...I fight it everyday.
What's worse than fishing for compliments by being passive aggressively self deprecating on RUclips comments.
@@Thornspyre81 Hitler is pretty bad.
The landlord will find you before anyone else. Time to get that $$$ 🍯
I shouldn't be laughing because this is my realistic Valentine's Day lol
"SHUT UP"!!! lol
This was funny, until I realized I was 50... and still alone...
Being alone and eating alone isn't necessarily a terrible thing. Sometimes it even makes the food taste better.
This sketch is now more relevant today then ever. Funny but incredibly sad.
"Who needs a lover when you've got all this?!" LMFAO
Been rewatching this for years. I used to find this funny. Now it's just uncomfortably relatable.
DID YOU GET PREGANT MULTIPLE TIMES AND NOW REGRET TYPING THAT?
yeah because you picked the wrong fuckin dudes
I'm looking for actual recipes for when I study abroad, something tells me this is a comedy show🤔
it's MadTV
Mohammed Al-Mulla I'm always studying a broad!
do you think so? you need to study very hard while abroad if you're not joking?
J. Michael Nolan I'll do my best 🙂
Mohammed Al-Mulla
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Nicole Sullivan is so cute and hot. She's Comedy GOLD.
It's Shego from Kim Possible!
Holy crap youre right! I loved that show
Lmaoooo
Nicole Parker is so much funnier than Amy Schumer. Women can be hilarious, but unfortunately too many women get tied up in politically correct "girl power" comedy that just plain sucks. There was even a butch lesbian comedian who just stopped making jokes mid-set to start talking about how she was raped and how all men are terrible. She literally held the audience hostage while bashing them over the head about how ignorant she thinks they are, like wtf?
Madtv brutally honest
i've been thinking of buying a whole cake for myself on my birthday, then this showed up on my recommended list.
Keep in mind comedy comes from negative situations
@@kangaroofuno you know that's so very true!
Just buy a few cupcakes.
Somehow she reminds me a lot of the late Brittany Murphy
Eyes.
Norwpup yes I was just thinking that :( I miss her so much
It freaked me out because I thought she was Chloe Moretz for a moment.
i was looking for this comment lol
Nice point
Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when she yells "Shut up!"
This hurts. I just want to cuddle her. What? It's just a sketch? Ah.
A near perfect representation of my decrepit life... 😢
Story of my life. :/
no surprise here.
Peter! Just great!
well if you are the same person in your picture, then it all makes sense and you know it too!
teppolundgren There's a special place in hell for someone like you.
icysparks162411 Seriously. Some people make me sick.
she the type of girl that acts like this single, but once in a relationship she'll be miserable that the guy isnt living up to her fantasy
right in the heart
billyblackattacks naah!
billyblackattacks
fuck face.... it's a TV show.....don't dig too deep into it
woaw, that's a bitter attitude.
Your little comment is inane because last time I checked, I didn't see Doctors or Lawyer men vying for women who are doctors or lawyers lol
“The midget found another midget!” Omg hahaha
"And I don't think that's sad..."
"I saw two midgets at the mall! The midget found another midget!" 😆
She kinda looks like what Chloe Moretz might look like when Chloe gets older.
are you fucking high? Nicole is way better looking.
@@xGaLoSx I think their both fine in different ways. Chloe has some great DSLs
@@aneurysm341 D...S...L...?
Aww, I feel so sad for her! ♥️
So f-ing funny...cuz it's true!
She is utterly brilliant! Loved it.
Being ALONE and SINGLE SUCKS!!!
Is it normal that I did not laugh at all and I felt sad for her? And maybe a little bit for myself as well?
she's too adorable to be single. 😂
And attractive ❤
it's kind of sad, men and women like her are never happy in a relationship anyways because when they do find someone they waste time thinking they aren't good enough anyways because it took too long to find their girl or boyfriend.
Just watching without reading the comments, you can forget its supposed to be a conedy sketch. This was heart wrenching to watch
Exactly. This/her performance could be used as an empathy-test for humans. I passed this test because i actually felt shocked and tears were coming up.
"Let's just hope the paramed's cute", lol. Now I know where to call if I need a quick fix of being touched.
Happy hearts day! 😢😭
I dont know why anyone would want to dump her.. 😂😂😂😂 her voice is enough to make me stay
"Giggling and holding hands... talking in French..."
Haha, I love that, especially how she sounds angry when she says the last part.
Who here was actually trying to find recipes for one person...? 😂
LOL
Nicole Sullivan is AMAZING. I love her.
When she was on scrubs, I almost cried during several of her emotional episodes.
She was pretty good on King of Queens.
Life hack: at least make the brownie into batter. It’s delicious
When I cook solely for myself it's guaranteed that nobody will complain about what I cooked, how I cooked it or how it turned out
She is talented and funny
today is thanksgiving.... fuck holidays
Leroy Fernandez Fuck YOU.
Leroy Fernandez gettin all da bitchezzz wit all dat mlg swag, amirite?
Grow the fuck up.
Relationships are so overrated. Just go out andd have fun.
LisaFrank39 I know, right? It took me a long while, but I got so comfortable with myself that I don't really care if I'm taken or not. I do what I want, do WHOMEVER I want (tee hee), and have more money because of it. Being single is not a bad thing. It's a blessing. :)
With how the world works, most couples dont have time. We work so much to keep afloat.
***** So?? Still doesn't give anybody an excuse to act like the character in this skit.
***** if you mean enough to each other you would make time. Hell have a date night at home. Rent a movie, order take out and enjoy each others company.
It's no fun doing things alone. Especially without friends.
Choke on the brownie dust. HAHAHAHA
And no one would find you for a week 😂😢 not that they'd look 😂😢
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
If this video didn’t have the laughing it would be very different.
That powerful "SHUT UP" was a big fat mood.
That's why if you succeed professionally and have hobbies having a partner is just icing, not something you live your life for like a bum.
Life is difficult to do it alone when you look at your age group or peers that are coupled off and married and dating and whatever else under the sun 🌞 but you do...you do . All I can say . I’m near 34 and never held a hand 🤚. 😔
i love MADtv and this one is one their so cruelly sad skits i'd say!
she is incredible in this tough role and gave a great performance!
some of the best actors EVER appeared on this truly memorable tv show but apparently all of them are still going underrated compared to so many less talented or no talent at all 'stars' we know in Hollywood or anywhere!
Aww, I feel so bad for her :(
It was really funny at first but as the video went on it eventually hit way too close to home.
4:38 lol, "famous gazpacho soup for singles" * *opens refrigerator revealing cans and cans of tomato soup* *
Gazpacho is a cold tomato soup...
I imagine she just eats out of the can...
I'm 34 and single, and am OK with it. Even when single, I LOVE Valentine's Day!
Damn, Timothy! Back at it again with the dehydration!
+Chicken Permission no idea what that means, but ok
you never heard of that vine "damn daniel"?
wtf, timothy?
+Chicken Permission no, because I have a life and don't pay attention to, what sounds like, a dumb viral vid thing.
Looking at a viral video doesn't mean that you don't have a life, try again.
The audience just silently watching her cry at the end after making a suicide threat to 911 is just eeriely sad...
Girls who celebrate “GALENTINE’S DAY” How are deep inside
I love when her boyfriend calls her and she answered no Ill make peanut butter Monday Im sorry and then she hangs up on him that is a little bit relaxing on me
"If I won't love me, who will?" Me, I will. ^_^
Who need 👫, when you had jesus on your 💖
Jesus isn't the son of god.
GodDAMN.......MadTV had SUCH an amazing cast of phenomenal actors/comedians. If you watch very closely / use your empathy to FEEL what she's feeling.......you can tell.....she's not feeling it in the moment; every one of her little subtle emotional expression changes, choices of what to do with her hands, etc........all SUPER thought-out and practiced........yet to the point where they DO look, on the surface, pretty natural and subconscious on part of the character.
MadTV had such a frickin fab cast. The Andy Samberg days of SNL in the early aughts were ABSOLET comedy gold, no doubt, but............besides that? SNL has basically always been inferior to MadTV -both the SNL of back then and ESPECIALLY the cringe SNL of today.
That's what I love to see an independent single woman! She looks so happy (:
Ken Alexandre Meridi feminism is a joke. Women ACT like its cool...then 37 years old is here before you know it...youve wasted your life and are out of shape and alone....begging god to take you..since you dont have the guts to end it yourself. Its a bad time in history to be anybody
Noomi Blumquist is everything ok?
Noomi Blumquist Many feminists are married, though...
Noomi Blumquist you sound like you got dumped by a feminist...bitter?
I love the skit and actress
Just...
...th-this, this hit a lit-little too close, for home 😭
I love being single, I don't know why it is a bad thing?
William Hoover After 22 years since birth being single kinda gets a little old, ya know?
not really.
I was a single virgin until 25, and the bitch I gave it up for turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life (besides ones that I was forced into). Also, I absolutely HATE kids! Like, to the point where I recently almost CHOSE to be homeless in winter, because it was less burdensome than listening to my neighbors brat all day.
Social pressure
If your Minister and your parachute instructor each say there's one chance in three that this may not work out as you hoped, go parachuting. If the parachute opens, it's fun. If it doesn't open, there's less mess to clean up.
excellent actress
She give it her all
#SingleLivesMatter
LOL!
People that are not liking themselves will have no one cause they give off that vibe to others and it turns people away. But people who like themselves only give off that vibe and it also turns people away. So then what?
Paul P Jr damn, you got me. 😂
I used to watch this and laugh back in the day. Years later, this just hurts tbh.
I wish she had done more after MAd tv......this woman is so talented!
this skit only gets more relatable as you age
OMG, I love this girl!! Hahaha!!
She's great for sure
I both laughed and teared up at this knowing this is me. Especially the grocery store part...ugh, it sucks seeing all the happy couples and families with their little kids I know I'll never be blessed with.
Have things changed in the last 5 years?