Trapped On Wikipedia
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2021
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Lyrics:
OH SCHNO
I can’t watch things based on true events
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Eight hours readin about Fred Hampton
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Don’t set me freeeee,
I need to know all about The Great Stink
Ohhh, why would i ever go to sleep
When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?
I can’t watch things that are fictional,
‘Cause I’ll get trapped on wookiepedia (oohhh)
6 hours learnin about Coleman Trebor,
Yeah, I’ve been trapped on wookieepedia (ohhh)
I don’t care if you disapprove
I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof
Ohhh, What would I stop to eat dinner for
When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore??
You might think that
readin all these facts
Have made me the smartest man on the planet
But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway
And be back on wikipedia, damn it
I can’t walk around and look at things at all
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (ooohh)
10 hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Just let me beeeeee,
I’m sightseeing in Tuscany
Ohhh, I’ll never (go to) sleep
‘Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee
I cannot function in the world today
Because I’m trapped on wikipedia 
Приколы
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"List of Sexually Active Popes" will haunt our dreams for all time
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes
Pog
;)
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current Subs 7690
Charles De Gaulle
That's cool
The archives might be incomplete but they're still worth looking at
in the Lucas Cut of Attack of the Clones, Obi-Wan sits at the archives for 10 hours (learning about Coleman Trebor)
@@schmoyoho wow what a hero. Going to look up the Lucas Cut on Wikipedia now.
Hey
Very interesting I’ll be sure to watch the Lucas cut!
@@schmoyoho pee
i'd like to hear more about the great stink
well have we got a wikipedia page for you
If I remember correctly, London got really stinky for a few days in the 1800s because they were dumping all their sewage in the Thames and there was a hot day that brought it all into the air. Lead them to develop more advanced sewage systems.
abridged version: it turns out that when you pour sewage into a river, bad things happen 💀
@@schmoyoho makes sense
Yo
I can't watch this video based on Wikipedia, 'cause I'll get trapped on Wikipedia. (a true story)
same but for editing this video
this was a fear. Now im trapped in the comments section
@@schmoyoho would u rather... make a remaster of bed intruder song or remaster of cant hug every cat
3 replies with one being by schmoyoho
THIS MAN ALSO LOOKS AT THE LIST OF HELICOPTER PRISON ESCAPES
wish we could see each other on the page like it's a shared google doc
wiki would be the hottest club
@@schmoyoho make this happen.
Omg me too!
Oh snap, all of the classic musical RUclipsrs have shown up to party!
covid-19 has intensified my addiction (with all the 'sit inside and watch things' and whatnot)
Tay, you were the first RUclipsr I ever watched many years ago
Hmm. Tay Zonday > List of RUclipsrs > The Gregory Brothers. Too easy. Next!
The legend is ALIIIIIIVEEEEEE
-Wait was it all Wikipedia advertisement?
-Always has been ’Reloads Gun’
am i a person or just a holographic wikipedia article from 2135?
@@schmoyoho Hey, Vsauce!
Remember to donate to wikipedia though
Honestly all of those were fantastic wikipedia pages though
don't sleep on List of Sexually Active Popes
"List of lists of lists"
@@schmoyoho Or **do** sleep on sexually active popes? I'm confused
Good to sleep on
@@pasi123567 oooh that is one of my favourite wiki pages...
Packed my breadcrumbs, let’s go!
i'll meet you at Yarael Poof's house
Hey cool bread
WHAT'S THISSSSS PRECIOUSSSS? BREADCRUMBS ON HIS JACKETSES!
One of the most relatable songs you've ever released!
is it because of when we said "SCHMOYOHO"
@@schmoyoho obviously. But then I started reading an article about The Gregory Brothers, and then New York City, and...now I'm learning about tunnel people.
Just when I thought u couldn't get more talented, you're telling me u can tell manatee from a dugong now!?
after years of study, yes
@@schmoyoho On Wikipedia 👌
It a little easy
@@schmoyoho you ever learn if a beleaguered manatee can swim underneath a yacht?
damn this is a banger
How does your comment only have 45 likes?
Hello Xploshi big fan :)
Neighbors: Turn that down!
Me: Why?
Neighbors: *_We have a louder speaker_*
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear con
I have a link to a Wikipedia article on noise-induced hearing loss and I'm not afraid to use it!
I relate when he said “schmoyoho”
Accent on the yo
mmmm the rhyme "smartest man on the planet" with "...damnit" was straight ecstasy
hopefully it made up for the fictional/Trebor rhyme
@@TheRealBatabii he tried ok
TV Tropes may actually be the worst one.
Incarcerated on TV Tropes
Honestly
In a good way, right?
...In a good way, right?
@@casualschmurr
Yes.
I have spent many, many hours of my days on that website. 😅
1:38 I lived near Anti-Urination devices in Norwich for most of my life and I had no idea.
Potty Parity for all
As a Wikipedia and FANDOM editor, this makes me feel validated
I'm glad to see you folks around still ☺
Of course they are ! They wouldn’t be if he makes videos of the current administration cause you see there’s nothing to mock about joe biden he’s perfect 👌🏽
I relate so hard. Somehow, last week I went on a journey from Pangaea to TVTropes to non-Euclidean geometry and I don't know how long I was lost...
It was the history of Japan, then the philosophy of Japan, then the economy of Japan, and whatnot for me. I was trapped for hours
let me guess, bill wurtz is to blame?
Bet you absolutely aced every test you got about Japan.
Fun fact: the migration of the yayoi people has been pushed back to 1000-800 BCE.
I got trapped today on tangent that started on root beer and ended on the classification of colloids and a dedicated knowledge of foaming agents
Apparently the root bark of the sassafras plant, once used to make root beer, is no longer allowed for food production in the US as it contains the known carcinogen safrole
Great, now i’m going to have to spend the rest of my day reading all the articles featured in this video.
"I cannot function in the world today because I'm trapped on Wikipedia" is a long-winded way of saying "I have ADHD"
😅😅
Shut up
For real. Partway through this video i saw a screenshot of a page titled 'anti urinal devices in Norwich' which was too intriguing to pass up so i opened my 73rd tab to find out what the hell that meant. I'm definitely not ADHD. /s
@felixhenson9926 73 tabs? You mean there is an option other than ":D" on chrome? Or if you're not on mobile opening so many they start to go off screen.
2am on a Wednesday, I jolt awake.. and can't stop thinking about a historical figure I learned about in the third grade. I try to ignore my thoughts, but I can't resist the urge to get on Wikipedia. Why am I like this? I ask myself often. I may never know.
You showing the clip of the fight between Palpatine and Darth Maul from The Clone Wars makes me want to watch that episode again.
OH SCHNO
When it's 4 am and I have multiple Medieval Latin documents up in Google Books, and I'm trying to figure out how to copy-and-paste the text into Google Translate - I tell myself maybe it's time to take a break.
😂
You're lucky that you can forget. In my case, this random information gets stuck in my head and prevents me from learning useful things.
No matter how hard we may try we'll never know everything there is to know
you just need the knowledge stone
@@schmoyoho you're not the only one cursed with knowledge
Polymaths dilemma, so many subjects to learn, not enough time to learn them all.
Day 95: I’m still stuck on tosche station, but I got enough of an internet signal from my power converters to watch this. Thank you for a beautiful song
can confirm that yarael poof is actually just a verticle turtle
not sure about that bc he has 6 appendages and 2 brains
this is so relatable. I know the basic plotline of half the JoJo parts, and I'm not even a fan. And now I'm currently trapped reading about ancient indian texts, when I'm not even that religious. It also brought to my attention a Journey to the West fanfiction from 1640. I got the book from the library, and it's trippy as heck. Monkey is revealed to have a crush on one of his former enemies, the Princess Iron Fan (this concept was present in prototypes in Journey to the West, but not so...innocent), and he basically is angry at himself for it. He also gets trapped in a dream by a fish (minnow or sardine) demon.
Edit: some advice. When learning about things on the culture and religion of India, be careful, as many pages are the exact pages your teachers warned you about. Inaccurate.
As a fellow Wikipedia editor, I too have spent hours focusing on facts relating to trains, and sometimes going "off track" for related subjects (towns, definitions, bands, etc.)
I already took days manually creating a list of the +300 orbital spaceflights since Yuri Gagarin with Spacefacts as a source.
Oh hello Fellow Railfan!
Thank you for teaching me about Yarael Poof, and what I was missing all these years 🙏
did you know that george lucas killed him between movies bc his glorious neck was too hard to animate
@@andrewrosegregory Dang. I guess no one stuck their neck out for him 😔
I just wished , youtube had a feature for multiple liking , and by multiple i mean for this particular one at least a hundered times .
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Oh no this video has give me the urge to go to wikipedia then im gonna be trapped
TV Tropes used to trap me for hours at a time.
Same! That one is equally dangerous as Wikipedia
Used to?
@@MaxTheCat-eh5ts Yeah, I don't frequent it now as much as I used to while I was still in the Corps.
I also experience this AND own those Cyclops-visor sunglasses as well. Far more relatable than I was prepared for...
Now that I'm re-binging The Technical Difficulties' Citation Needed and TOTPAL, I've been perpetually trapped in Wikipedia, please send help I'm 148 tabs deep
Does this mean the return of WIKIWARS? (Gotta admit I miss it a lot)
What was that?
@@spacedwarfguy it’s a mini competition series they did on their 2nd channel! Go check it out! ruclips.net/video/FdJN2iK0BSo/видео.html
Even though I’m trapped on Wikipedia, I’m learning more stuff then school has ever taught me
Not saying school education is the most useful but it could be more useful
@@_________-__________-_______ true
Learning random history facts is not good, they don't need to teach you more, they need to teach you less, but more important things. If they try to cram in thousands of facts into children's brains they are just going to forget it, but if they don't teach you all that much then it wouldn't be as hard to remember. History and social studies is entirely useless, I can't remember a single thing I learned from any of those classes, so it's just a massive waste of time.
The problem with schools is not what they are teaching us, although they could teach us the basics of the law and economy in mandatory classes, the problem is they are just too stupid and don't care enough, the teachers don't care about what's wrong or right, they just want their paycheck and to abuse their power over children. They don't know shit, I'm like 2 times smarter than my English teacher, who has the spelling of a 9th grader.
@@xitcix8360 haha song go brrrrrrrrrrr
I am a med student and currently have to slave through biochemistry. This song helps me get through it knowing there is so much more knowledge out there that I WON'T have to drill into my head. Thank you for that.
You having fun learning about the carbon atom and its many forms and functions?
Plus enzymes and proteins, isn't that fun?
@@iridium141 quite though I at this point have left carbon behind. In biochemistry now no one has any love left over for atoms, only molecules with long names shortened with weird abbreviations.
I relate to this song completely. Especially the Wookieepedia
I'm sorry I'm late but I love all your videos and everything! Me and my dad enjoy watching your videos alot! His favorite is "Winning" 💖 just love you man
This feels like classic schmoyoho. Great work!
I already can’t stop listening to it over and over again. This is so good.
This hits way too close to homeZ
Currently at 92 tabs on my phone, in the middle of 17 day trip through Europe. Gonna be fun to catch up on my vacation wikis next week. Lol
This is really good Michael! Keep it up
Thank you for making this vid , my ears have been blessed!
Greenhouse
Renewable energy
Geothermal energy
Boreholes
Aquifer
I’ve been a fan since the beginning of Auto Tune the News, and I can confidently say this is one of the best songs you’ve made.
This sounds like a good time to remind you that Wikipedia is run off of donations, so if you like it, please donate!
Love your videos
Goddamn it.... Now I need to peruse Wookieepedia for the next 66 hours....
This is a great song. Love you guys.
The world needs more of your music!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
wookiepedia is probably in the top 5 not-missed opportunities of all time
One of you guys most relatable songs for sure
I like it, it's like 80s show intro
Wonderful song !
You guys are legends, for years you carried youtube , I love you guys 🙂
Just arrived at this channel thanks to a discord meme and oh boy I do not regret it.
Seriously tho I believe this song deserves a lot more attention than it was given, awesome job!
I do a combination of google maps wormholes plus wikipedia. For example, what is the northern most city or settlement?
- start on google maps up around the north pole.
- scroll along the top land mass of each continent.
- find a city.
- click through to its wiki page.
- rinse and repeat and repeat and repeat.
This works for remote little islands out in the middle of nowhere, too.
your wikiwars series on the second channel 7+ years ago was the reason it became a fad in my school. I feel this song in my soul.
This is gold and I can’t stop listening to it 😩
The tarsier at the end was a nice touch😂👌
Awesome!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love this!
*"I wish you a great day."*
Meh
*"A great life."*
Yeah, you too..
*"A great afterlife!"*
[Existential fears calmed] Wha-? Thank you! To you, too. I hope so too, I needed that.
I feel called out.
You absolutely called me out.
I remember way back when you guys did a wiki challenge game. It was the one game I could play anytime at school because wikipedia was never blocked. Thanks for that
list of lists of lists, best wikipedia article ever
This deserves so many more views. So damn catchy.
Man, this hits home.
The story of my life! I've never related so much to a Schmoyoho video as with this one.
This is amazing!
this is one of the best things you've ever done, and i was there for didgeridoo czech music
I love this song, I just wish it were longer! Guess I need to loop it and get trapped on Trapped on Wikipedia.
Now I'm looking for more about Coleman Trebor!
OMG, LMAO, what a great video! And...both me and my sister got stuck for hours researching all the obscure subjects in this video!!!!!!!!! I spent way too much time on fart lightning!
This if my new favorite song in a long while! schmoyoho has always done a great job at making the internet into a totally bopper song! Also LOVE the 80s vibe!!
“Unexpected, but not unwelcome”
So true!
Michael, this is so good.
we would love to see his search history
A masterpiece.
This is such a banger, but I was literally trapped reading all the screenshots in it during my first time "listening"
I feel this on a spiritual level
This is extremely relatable
UR BACK!
As someone from Norwich UK I can’t believe my city was featured in this video…and the article that featured it!
Also, I’ve only just realised that I’ve enjoyed songs from this channel all the way over 11 years ago from bangers such as “Backin Up”, and now as recently as “Chrissy Wake Up” and “It’s Corn”!!
The absolute best wikipedia is the one about DB Cooper. That shit had me trapped on wikipedia for an entire day.
we need more schomoyohoooo
Schmoyoho and Nick Lutsko for every future SNL song ever
I recently found out that "loophole" originally meant "defensive arrowslit in a fortification." Until it later meant a "concealed escape route from the fortification." Until it meant "technically legal way to cheat." Such wiki. So philosophy.
I can so much relate to this
I think my most notable wikipedia dive was going through the Halo wiki. I was on there through the night and learned a shitload about the universe that you wouldn't learn in the games and I even managed to remember a great deal of it.
Not really an interesting dive for retelling, but it's notable to me for being the first time I just got stuck going down a rabbit hole of hyperlinks.
This is like, my anthem
This is so relatable.
Nothing more relatable. Like back in school when I researched something for my physics exam and 3 hours later I was an expert in Benito Mussolini, the Winter war, FaZe Clan and orcas.
List of lists of lists