The Pizza Delivery Boy (Dylan Williams Part 2)
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2019
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Banger dawg
already done
This shit is premium
😂😂
I fucking love your skits
“I’m thinking than why tf did u order pizza”😂
Bruh.... 💀💀💀 it really be like that
Well she was expecting more that just a pizza delivery
Bruh that's what I was thinking lmao
That vine reference 😭😂😂😂
She wanted some, “sausage”.
You could try working as a yoga instructor nothing could go wrong with that
hahahahah dude yes
Yeah or maybe a Personal Trainer
i know lots of people who would take the yoga class
GTA V taught me that you can also try Tennis Coach. Help rich ladies practice their stroke.
The tables would change
Man's literally a banger actor. He needs a gig on mainstream cinema
No don’t ruin it
Fuck mainstream media
he is mainstream. what rock have you been under! hahahaha
He is doing a movie now. Dont know when it comes out though
I delivered pizza for several years when I was younger. This story really hit home and is something that is not talked about enough. Thank you for your courage.
Wait…this shit happens?
@@UnitedFan2 So have you become a Pizza Delivery Boy yet?
Man, you r joking right?
@@henbayumlembam7988 not rly it does happen but just like these comments people don't believe it. Because we are men look at Yoga instructors, fitness coach etc shit happens. If your a nice looking guy, and a female feels like it she will temp you and try you.
@@chibigiggles nah I think it’s just luck like it seems like you would live in a type of anime
Friend: So how did you get PTSD? Military?
Stevie: Pizza delivery
VibeZxArctiX they do get robbed all the time
Wow... So funny
bruh 4:14 is a literal RAPE Loool - i bet young master Steven got temporary PTSD from inhabiting this chracter so hard lol
"Your psychological issues are not combat related"
Pizza top secret delivery
as a pizza delivery boy I can 100% guarantee this is true and happens on a daily basis
You wish
Be right back going to apply for a job at uhh a pie place
You re a carpenter bitch not a pizza delivery boy
Jesus is that you
Thank you Jesus
I can only imagine what the bloopers would be like filming this.
I delivered pizza for a few years in NJ and although I did see some interesting things, and had a couple of women who consistently answered the door in lingerie, I never had a woman come on to me overtly. I did get robbed at gun point a couple times... which makes life interesting. Good skit!
😂😂😂😂
😭🤣
Lonley milfs and being robbed at gunpoint only in Jersey!
Bro! F for getting robbed! Hope you're doing well!
Thank God that you weren't in Florida.
If he's paying for the pizza himself, why did he slam the money and leave... Isn't he supposed to leave with the money?😂😂😂
Good point
shh.. you're interupting my perfect suspension of disbelief
Logic.
yo it took me a while to understand this
It was the change (?)
*I bet you all feel soooooo bad for him. The rest of you, wish you were him.*
Johnny Injun I wish
@@thekriegsmarine5621 yes
@@thekriegsmarine5621 Great point. No, perfect point...
@@lj8952 …...what? and pray tell why?
@@lj8952 I heard you and I read your words correctly, I was just hoping for an explanation for your statement.
Man, I want to become a pizza boy now.
what if you encounter a ladyboy in stead a horny milf haha would you spare him/her?
😂
I do too
Bruh are u serious right bro
@@briannawilliams8149 men have money they don't sell their body
I feel bad for this guy. He went through so much!!😇😪
#metoo
Dude I am 60 years old when I was in my early 20s I used to deliver pizza and it’s pretty much close to your comedic expression very well done
Any stories lol 😂
@@j.rjunior5584 lmao 😂😂
@@j.rjunior5584 ong
LOL
Wait r u fr?
Men are so oppressed. F in chat for this handsome young pizza boy
What guy calls another guy handsome
men arent oppressed tf
@@sweetjello_7057 i don't think you watched the video, this poor man...
@@actionman9900 this is satire
SweetJello _ so is the comment dumbass
the way he explains the incidents like he has suffered so much from them makes me laugh the most. 😂
This Documentary Needs an Oscar 😂
“I dont have any cash on me”
“We just introduced apple pay and-“
And..... bam rape
AriZSaM can you fucken not
Apple rape.
iRape
Cool
damn bro, time to become a pizza Delivery Boy
hahahaha
Not all the women are hot trust me lol.
bryan Hernandez Okay Mr.fuckboy lmao
Fuck yeah xD
Same here mate but I am afraid because I don't want any std's
I am a pizza delivery driver and I can confirm that this is exactly how it is. Terrible working conditions
I just found this channel and I LOVED the clips. Thank you, Stevie Emerson!
"I refuse to put my sausage in that hole!"
I won't be using a Bluetooth speaker again
insanity 666 😂
😂
Halarious😂😂
insanity 666 Funny joke, funny joke🤣
@@multiespeciesfishies2811 I'm serious
“I’m so hungry how about just one pepperoni” cracks me tf up
I totally missed that one. Damn, I thought I was dirty enough! I'm not. Shame on me... 😥
peckeroni
then she grabs his pepperoni 🤣🤣🤣
I can honestly relate to this video. I use to deliver food, room service and drive for Lyft. They do exist lol
Seriously? Females ACTUALLY do this?
@@TruthBeTold0914 yep
I need to get myself a job
@@secretname9346 are they bunch of 4s?
All of your videos are amazing man 😆
2:34 “It’s kinda a gray area, There was an issue about 2 weeks ago”
2:52 “I’ll never forget I took an order in this very nice home about 2 weeks ago”
You smart
hmmm
genius writing
I thought about that before you 1 year ago
@@KH2KG ok, cool...
“WHAT THE FUCK, I REFUSE TO PUT MY SAUSAGE IN THAT HOLE!!!” WTF😂😂😂
Fortnite Mobile By Myself lol
Lol
#metoo
4:21 I can't stop laughing XD
As I delivery guy this is 100% true, although it’s usually older dudes
F, dude.
@Abdur Rahman There's a reason it's called _Men_ Going Their Own Way.
Plural pronouns means they're together
@@engorgioarmani3381 Closeted dudes step out more once they don't live with their parents or their wife is outta town or they're traveling and staying at a hotel, etcccccc...
lmao of so much dying of laughter
what wow
"I'm not an object I'm a human being." Yes you are! You're a good human and you do not deserve to be treated like that!!!
I'm so sorry, Stevie.
ohhh i thought u we’re saying he was an object at first i was liek watttt
@@itzian713 No, I would never say that 😂
Aurelia
😂😂 ya after i read on i was like aww that’s sweet
@@itzian713 Ha! Thanks
Hehhaaa if i were him i am gonna have the time of my life with those chicks and fuck pizza
I felt so bad for him, would've taken his place in a heartbeat if he be spared the suffering
💀
oh my god, im so sorry that this happened to you. thank you for speaking up and bringing awareness to an issue that seemly gets swept under the run. you’re the voice this generation needs
Delivered pizzas for 3 years in college. Very real representation, thank you for exposing the reality
does it really involve sex?
Robert EO SpeedWagon of course, just like in the pornos.
Robert EO SpeedWagon yes
@@MyOnlyCommentIs god I love you Robert EO SpeedWagon you are best girl.
@@John-kx9zj thats because you need to be a stud for a any lick of chance
Brave little soldier all he wanted was to deliver pizza :(
As an ex pizza delivery boy I can say this problem is genuine and is real we have been silent for to long
2:10, why did he take the money out of his wallet and LEAVE it with the pizza? Lol
This man is attracting women while some of us cannot even get a college date
@vame game ???
@Jwoeje Splasj Calm down my son, calm. I know your jealous that in Arabia that you can't get any women so please, go back to Arabia
@@fastcars514 ahahaha you are right my friend 😓😢😓😓
How about me then? ;(
Milfs are much more proactive as Age goes on, while teens tends more to put more respect in their VGG
UR SUCHA A GOOD CONTENT CREATOR
SkrtGod420 Ikr
I never felt so bad for someone before, also at the same time, wishing I was him too.
The closest I ever got to this was back in my college days I worked making deliveries for a liquor store. One time this woman swung the door open, threw her robe off revealing her birthday suit. This little show was meant for her boyfriend. And of course this woman was the last person on god's green earth anyone would want to see naked. It probably explains why the boyfriend was late.
I wish Johnny Sin be like this guy😂😂😂
This is his cousin, Johnny B Goode
@@wolverine9632 underrated
or if Johnny Sins just acted in this video, it would have been even more hilarious
This is Johnny Sin's long lost brother Johnny Deeds
Aa gya thuth yahan leke.
Everybody gangster until an old guy answers the door
Being a pizza delivery boy harder than it looks 😂
Dylan, I am so sorry what you have to go through. 😔
I want everyone to Imagine if the genders where reverst now
Omg that would be a massive lawsuit
@That guy creep
Spellcheck
@OliviaLovesSloths Yea but if a woman does it then it's not a big deal because women power and equality
@That guy your not that guy. trust me pal
I love how he is on the verge of breaking down and crying the entire story hahaha it's like he has PTSD
After an experience like this, he probably would.
He nailed that 1000 yard stare of someone who has definitely seen some shit. #acting
Loving how this is going back and forth between stupid fun and what I feel like is some actual social commentary hidden in fake social commentary there.
Pure gold! Why am I just now seeing this two years late?!
It made me feel genuinely sad for the guy :(
As you should
😂
I hope he gets a good ole 5 million bucks for luck
Thing is that I actually got raped by 2 madwomen. Gross
@@user-tu6lj3ue3q is that true dude? That sucks 😕 I hope things get better 👌
I almost cried. I can't believe we are still having these problems in 2019
We’re still human beings we’ll always have the same problems unless we fix them ourselves
You almost cried for this? Pfffftt
Snowflake
Why not?
@Death to Israel 😂
The production quality of this is insane lmao
Men, I feel for you. I didn't know what difficulties expect you working in pizza delivery. Thank you that share problem with us!
Wtf!? I refuse to put my sausage in that hole! hahahaha
But forreal skit was well written, but how much was the budget, all those THOTS! lol
MartinWaves - I think we all know how he paid em ;)
p00ner1sm Jules’s did you not watch the video
Ik this is a joke
Favorite line "I am not putting my sausage in that hole"
Killing it bro
For a second, i though you are being seriouse at the ending 😂😂😂😂😂
almost cried at the end because of that whole emotions...
This guy is living the life of Johnny sins...
Johnny Sins is a dude who can do it all: clean a pool, deliver a pizza, be an astronaut, a doctor...
Hang in there Dylan, your luck will turn eventually 😂
Bro honestly your sooo underrated 😂😂😂
Try becoming a gym instructor. Or at least work out at the gym
Imagine if instead of a man it is a woman, this video would be so hated lmao
Bom libtards have double standards
Reason its called delivery boy
A bit of both for me
That's how society bias works.
Lul
I know this is 4 years old but it’s a great skit man. Great job!!
The emotions and everything is everything
this man really ain’t a simp
“Wtf? I refuse to put my sausage in dat hole” 😂😂
Omg, I shouldn’t be laughing, sorry 😂
No no. You *_should_* be laughing. That's the reason for the video.
This isn't a "try not to laugh" challenge lmao
okay this video is just way to good lmao
This really happens all the time , it’s always good to meet new people.
This video radiates some strong tf2 scout energy
Yes
Lmaoooo
script change:
women: we want ranch sauce with that.
pizza boy: Ma'am, we don't have any protective containers
women: that's ok, we want it raw anyway.
Disgusting
Very creative bro. Loved it❤
Ah yes a normal pizza delivery boy with a camera crew
This is heartbreaking...I cant believe this kind of abuse still happens in this day and age...its just.. . terrible. Thank you for shining a light on a previously unknown tragedy of the modern world. My heart goes out to you. I hope you can find peace after all you've been through. Hang in there and keep fighting the good fight brother. Our thoughts and love are with you always, dont let the problem few sour your taste for all..
From: The internet.
It fake
As a pizza delivery guy I can confirm this is true
hahahaha
Wait this really happens ? Where do I sign up?
@@20skr20 Obiously not this extreme lol but yes you will run into random women who show up in bathrobes and other fancy clothing lol
dude your videos are hilarious
That one “why don’t you give me your tip” killed it bro 👌🏻
Have you tried being a college teacher? There's no way anything like this can happen.
Unless your trying to get fired and arrested...
@@RotaryMan1776 why
Be gone thot’s we are all children of god
Amen
justin y wannabe
Hyoroemon Meto what
Amen
Blasphemy
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That ending was filmed like a horror movie lol
I love when he explains the Main Responsibilities of Job
Dhillon, you will have your story heard. It's horrible the amount of disrespect and harassment you have to go through on a daily basis. I promise you that you will not regret sharing your story, it's inspirational and gives hope to all those who are going thru the same thing. Stay strong brother 😔❤️
you guys are hilarious man
THX MANNN, FINALLY... WE PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS HAVE EMOTIONS TOO!!!
This guy is a fu*kin legend 😂😂😂❤️
WTF I refuse to put my sausage in that hole-dylan from tomato johns 😂
"right there...right there...". Another amazing interpretation by these great actor. come on man!
All the large crosses on the walls of that house really cracked me up
swear they get better and better, love watching your weekly videos. looking forward to so many more, can’t wait to see you blow up. keep up the grind bro
This is actually annoying
My cousin has been doing this for 3 weeks and 2 people have done this
Electro Noob what really
Oh yeah need to be a pizza delivery then
really?
@@londonposey5262 its all good until you face the fat one
@@imanafdar Lol
Man I love this channel so much XD
This might be the best channel on RUclips
This dude’s got a career in Hollywood bro
Signed up to be a dominoes driver right after I saw this. Dang I can’t wait
Ive been offered weed just about every week. Also other drugs and alcohol. Only once I've been offered a blow job but the girl was drunk.
Fook you man 🤣🤣
@@robbsnow1353 You know nothing, Robb Snow.
Sign me up
Have you gotten any action so far
"These aren't my problems!" 😂😂🤣
This channel deserves a million subscribers.
Thank you Dylan for spreading awareness about sexual harassment your story will not be unheard
she tipped him well and said 'give me your tip' haha i cant stop laughing...that was clever
Man this had me laughing😂😂😂 like half an hour
"I'm not an object" pure gold
I chocked on my cereal when you said I won't put my sausage in that hole