Game Theory - Humans are Pokemon

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

Комментарии • 30 тыс.

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 6 лет назад +1386

    “I’ve already done 6 theories on this franchise, I can’t do anymore!”
    Oh pastpat, you got a big animatronic storm coming...

  • @lincolnsnewaccount41
    @lincolnsnewaccount41 5 лет назад +519

    "What? you're son is evolving! Congratulations! You're son evolved into a creepy yellow monster with 6 fingers, 6 toes, and a SPOON" -matpat 2014

    • @gamingcreatesworlddd2425
      @gamingcreatesworlddd2425 3 года назад +11

      @@bloodieghostie that spoon is useful you can use it to eat icexream

    • @FELIX-wl4wb
      @FELIX-wl4wb 3 года назад +4

      Good one 😂😂

    • @ramseyyt5799
      @ramseyyt5799 3 года назад +3

      @@gamingcreatesworlddd2425 in austrailia its more dangerouse

    • @dylananksorous8027
      @dylananksorous8027 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @egbelanh
      @egbelanh 3 года назад +3

      I like this theory it makes alot of sense. It answers how pokeman who don't speak human language can understand humans enough to know which moves to use when told by the trainer.

  • @kaitlinlps907
    @kaitlinlps907 4 года назад +371

    Me at 3 in the morning: I should really get some sleep...
    The Game Theorists: HuMaNs ArE pOkEmOn
    Me: Sleep can wait

    • @taiteakopyte1286
      @taiteakopyte1286 3 года назад +4

      ...and also me at 1:40 am😀

    • @humanpepe7406
      @humanpepe7406 3 года назад +1

      @@taiteakopyte1286 1:41 for me

    • @Xx12xX8
      @Xx12xX8 3 года назад

      2:40 for me

    • @Crackability
      @Crackability 3 года назад

      Relatable. Also its midnight for me while im writing this

    • @aarushikishore1417
      @aarushikishore1417 3 года назад +3

      1:40 am 1:40 pm 1:40
      fun fact: when you add am or pm to your timestamp, it converts into normal text

  • @J0ker0314
    @J0ker0314 3 года назад +109

    I like how all human like pokemon are in 3 categories
    Aggressive ppl evolve into fighting type
    Smart nerdy types evolve into psychic
    Dead ppl turn into ghost type

  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  11 лет назад +2950

    ***** Glad someone got the Kafka reference!

    • @hewesrobertson2057
      @hewesrobertson2057 10 лет назад +1

      I heard the earthbound bus theme.

    • @Chippler582
      @Chippler582 10 лет назад +2

      i just thought this the move discs are like those brain washing cd we see on tv shoows or brainwashing music that makes people do strange things

    • @pirjoajonen
      @pirjoajonen 10 лет назад +3

      Im a magikarp wen i woke this morning i only knewd move splash. KARP KARP

    • @sandeepvashihta636
      @sandeepvashihta636 10 лет назад +2

      I only knew not I only knewd

    • @Sardrellas
      @Sardrellas 10 лет назад

      WHAT ABOUT KAFRA CORP WHAT RO WHER

  • @DoesAThing
    @DoesAThing 11 лет назад +518

    Guess they weren't kidding when they asked "What kind of pokemon are you?"

    • @AT7outof10
      @AT7outof10 11 лет назад +6

      DoesaThing, you cannot comment, you are not that kind of channel! >:0

    • @DoesAThing
      @DoesAThing 11 лет назад +9

      EXPLAIN

    • @AT7outof10
      @AT7outof10 11 лет назад +2

      DoesAThing Because you aren't people; like the LORE channel, you are a brand. And brands don't speak and/or have opinions. ;P

    • @DoesAThing
      @DoesAThing 11 лет назад +12

      THEN HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! /DOCTOR WHO THEME

    • @joelmierow9668
      @joelmierow9668 10 лет назад

      DoesAThing Oh does a thing I love your humor

  • @devilsfox1643
    @devilsfox1643 6 лет назад +406

    I think your wheel of theory might be weighted

  • @marcos922008
    @marcos922008 3 месяца назад +19

    This aged like fine wine. Typhlosion ain’t beating the allegations

  • @tomikun8057
    @tomikun8057 5 лет назад +287

    8:28
    Alakazam: *HAS 5000 IQ*
    ALSO Alakazam: *can only learn 4 moves*

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 лет назад +8

      Tomi Gt, but they can do those moves really well!

    • @UltraAryan10
      @UltraAryan10 5 лет назад +3

      @@monroerobbins7551 Not really, a Psyshock is a Psyshock, you can't say its a better Psyshock.

    • @bowser3017
      @bowser3017 5 лет назад

      Uxie

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith 5 лет назад +5

      Tomi Gt Pokémon can learn several moves. They’re just only allowed to use four due to the rules of fighting in the Pokémon world.

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @scoobysnackshehe
    @scoobysnackshehe 5 лет назад +1390

    Game Theory evolved into Detective Pikachu!

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 года назад +81

    Mat 2014 : "no not Pokemon wheel of gaming"
    Mat everyday now : "no not FNAF again wheel of gaming"

  • @alfredo6391
    @alfredo6391 3 года назад +121

    Matpat: Don’t watch the cringe
    His editor: Are you sure about that

  • @JamsheedtheATGod
    @JamsheedtheATGod 7 лет назад +368

    What? your son is evolving, congratulations your son has evolved into a creepy yellow monster with six fingers six toes and a SPOON

  • @DeIicateFynn
    @DeIicateFynn 5 лет назад +630

    Excuse me BUT YOUR SON JUST EVOLVED INTO A MONSTER WITH SIX FINGERS AND SIX TOES!!
    Parents: We're so proud of you Johny!!!

    • @brunopereira6789
      @brunopereira6789 5 лет назад +14

      And a spoon!

    • @lel5416
      @lel5416 5 лет назад +6

      Bruno Pereira we are even prouder of you then your sister who turned into a jigglypuff

    • @arsenesoir
      @arsenesoir 5 лет назад +3

      And no Arms!

    • @fairymairah
      @fairymairah 5 лет назад +4

      But There are Real Actual People with 6 fingers on each hand in Real Life! They're Not Monsters !

    • @srujanakondeti2596
      @srujanakondeti2596 4 года назад +2

      fairymairah stanford pines

  • @niusaito
    @niusaito 5 лет назад +353

    2014: HUMANS ARE POKEMON!!
    2019: POKEMONS ARE HUNTING HUMANS!!
    That is called cannibalism, my dear children.

    • @wintersong2266
      @wintersong2266 5 лет назад +49

      That's like saying that animals eating other animals is cannibalism.

    • @megalegalo
      @megalegalo 4 года назад +6

      Charlie and the chocolate chocolate factory reference?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +5

      Surely the Marrying Pokemon Myth is just a Myth.
      Just because a Library also has True Storys in them does not in any Way mean the whole Library is Fact.

    • @justinharvey7398
      @justinharvey7398 4 года назад +4

      And is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

    • @kingbowser4542
      @kingbowser4542 4 года назад

      No

  • @danielmalinen6337
    @danielmalinen6337 4 года назад +40

    This video is already six years old. It would be nice to see an updated remake of this theory video, because the quality and level of the channel has improved much since then, and also hear what the theorist is currently thinking about this.

    • @connerSphotography
      @connerSphotography 2 года назад +3

      Don’t forget all the new humanoid Pokémon introduced into sword and shield

    • @connerSphotography
      @connerSphotography 2 года назад +4

      That can be used to argue Pokémon and humans were the same once too with them branching off into there own evolution chains.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Год назад +1

      Definitely.

    • @novucriptor3954
      @novucriptor3954 Год назад +1

      We need an update

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 8 лет назад +254

    9:25 Did anyone else see the comment saying "I'M A MAGIKARP!!!" Unfortunately, I was eating cereal at the time... now I'm cleaning up a huge mess -_-

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 11 лет назад +33

    Man, that Kadabra entry gave me the chills... I imagined myself as a father, walking into the room of my son one morning, only to find this horrible creature in his place... man, that shit's dark.

    • @BoxofMonkeyBrains
      @BoxofMonkeyBrains 11 лет назад +10

      Want to know what's worse? It said he transformed in the morning. Kadabra holds a spoon. Kid wakes up, goes down stairs, starts eating some cereal. Then his parents come in to find some monster at the dining room table and chase him out of the house, still holding his spoon.

    • @ProtoMario
      @ProtoMario 11 лет назад +3

      I did a theory on Kadabra also, that was one of my earlier theories but it still held some grounds.

  • @julio9898
    @julio9898 6 лет назад +124

    "BUT IVE ALREADY DONE 6!!"
    Scott laughing in the distance

    • @ambermargheim5726
      @ambermargheim5726 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahahahaha sorry sorry I actually got a pokemon go add!

  • @Maestricht
    @Maestricht 5 лет назад +54

    When the wheel of gaming makes up its mind it doesn’t change its mind

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 11 лет назад +63

    Please tell me this won't justify that weird Gardenvior hentai

    • @kar-dragon
      @kar-dragon 11 лет назад +6

      well, no... what justify that is the humanoid bipedal tailess body shape and some female "features" (come on, it looks like that Gardevoirs uses dress).

    • @aurafox1
      @aurafox1 11 лет назад +9

      You know you love it :3

    • @emerald7537
      @emerald7537 11 лет назад +5

      ......go on......

    • @TheGoodHunterXIII
      @TheGoodHunterXIII 11 лет назад +12

      rule34 justifies everything

    • @Freako
      @Freako 11 лет назад +11

      Don't question Rule 34.

  • @johngamer6255
    @johngamer6255 6 лет назад +471

    So if you die you can just go to a Pokecenter.

    • @prohunter717
      @prohunter717 6 лет назад +31

      Just have your friend use revive on you, you'll be fine in no time.

    • @yuumiinech.2537
      @yuumiinech.2537 5 лет назад +12

      Using potions after the revive is also great if you're not close to one.

    • @alexandradordzhieva3835
      @alexandradordzhieva3835 5 лет назад +7

      Yey we can live for ever

    • @martisplayz5743
      @martisplayz5743 5 лет назад +3

      or max revive

    • @raloed.363
      @raloed.363 5 лет назад

      no in increasing our brain capability we just turned into fragile humans. but atleast death is just evolution

  • @hi-wr3pm
    @hi-wr3pm 6 лет назад +86

    1:23 his screen saver is
    both horrific and
    no just horiific
    no scratch that
    THE CORE OF MY NIGHT MARES

  • @zaw9098
    @zaw9098 3 месяца назад +15

    I'm here after reading the T. Diddy story from the leak

  • @mortysauce
    @mortysauce 7 лет назад +691

    If I was a Pokémon I'd probably be snorlax

  • @lilschom8070
    @lilschom8070 8 лет назад +228

    That does make sense because pretty much every generation ash dies but the next generation he comes back. He just fainted like POKEMON!

    • @lilschom8070
      @lilschom8070 8 лет назад +9

      It's also really funny how ash doesn't evolve because he never gets XP!

    • @no_time1691
      @no_time1691 7 лет назад

      How come he never wins
      #mattpattt

    • @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594
      @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594 7 лет назад +17

      Dr. PotatoLord eh, maybe he just doesnt want to evolve

    • @carmensoto4531
      @carmensoto4531 7 лет назад

      no_time matpat*

    • @junedaniel1626
      @junedaniel1626 7 лет назад +2

      Your profile pic is from an app on google play called kawaii potato!!!

  • @Orion18
    @Orion18 5 лет назад +75

    MATPAT: "Our minds! We're able to lead!"
    KADABRA WITH 5000 IQ: *Smiles from a distance*

  • @SpidermanEnby
    @SpidermanEnby 5 лет назад +25

    Well that thumbnail is literally going to give me nightmares..

  • @crowthorn3183
    @crowthorn3183 6 лет назад +380

    If a Pokémon is in a PC... isn’t it a DIGIMON?
    Think about it...

    • @thefirstberry
      @thefirstberry 6 лет назад +5

      Ha

    • @ethanbakerthealienking
      @ethanbakerthealienking 6 лет назад +4

      😑 nice pun, but don't be Stupid....

    • @kexiao3603
      @kexiao3603 6 лет назад

      Wrong

    • @MitzvahRose
      @MitzvahRose 6 лет назад +14

      @@ethanbakerthealienking That's not actually a pun. Digimon is another anime, if you didn't know

    • @ethanbakerthealienking
      @ethanbakerthealienking 6 лет назад

      MitzvahRose I know what Digimon is I seen it before, but it is also a pun or joke

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 11 лет назад +14

    I had a dream that a mother went in to the woods to find her lost kid and found the Phantump that was her son. Then it turn into a sitcom about them living together again.

  • @alenazhang8629
    @alenazhang8629 9 лет назад +386

    Cats have eyes
    We have eyes
    We are cats.
    Fish have bodies
    We have bodies
    We are fish.
    Potatoes have skin
    We have skin
    We are potatoes.

  • @firefly5934
    @firefly5934 5 лет назад +172

    Did matpat just predict the ending of Detective Pikachu?

  • @TheAngelBacon
    @TheAngelBacon 10 лет назад +27

    If people are Pokemon... does that mean I can catch Misty and she'd belong to me?
    Kidnapping is so much more effective in the pokemon universe.

  • @AkariEnderwolf
    @AkariEnderwolf 11 лет назад +21

    This explains how humans in Pokemon can withstand Pokemon's extreme elements, like Magcargo's extreme temperature without bursting into flame.

    • @TonksMoriarty
      @TonksMoriarty 11 лет назад +5

      Now there's gotta be a theory that shows that normal plants are Pokémon too!

    • @alexanderv.4347
      @alexanderv.4347 11 лет назад +6

      Bellsprout?

  • @PixelSP
    @PixelSP 2 года назад +17

    2:03 It took 8 years… but on this day a Pokémon Purple has finally been confirmed.
    (Yes I know it’s technically Violet but they mean the same thing so I’m counting it)

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 2 года назад +6

      Pokémon purple

  • @seaofbloodredroses9940
    @seaofbloodredroses9940 9 лет назад +95

    "Why don't humans have abilities if they're pokemon?" You forgot the other, extremely simple answer. Evolution. My theory is at one point, there were many more types of pokemon that didn't have abilities, and natural selection killed them off. For humans, on the other hand, their dexterity and intelliegence, and adaptability allowed them to survive without any major abilities and become the dominant species on earth.

    • @skunkenn2838
      @skunkenn2838 9 лет назад +1

      U know what,humans have RAGE! Get it :D

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 9 лет назад

      Aurus Tune kinda like the same way most animals seem to have a 6th sense, the ability to just feel something is about to happen, where as humans evolved without that sense.

    • @GalifreyanTime
      @GalifreyanTime 9 лет назад +1

      +Crow senpai
      Nope, humans have that too. That's just an advanced form of instinct, and all humans have it just as strongly as animals. The reason so many people think we don't is because we're raised in a sheltered environment where logic overrides instinct. If you pay attention to what's going on in your head and with your body instead of dismissing if subconsciously, you'll see what I mean.

    • @trillbentworth
      @trillbentworth 9 лет назад

      Crow senpai humans have more than 10 senses :|

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 9 лет назад +1

      Aurus Tune Aw, come on! Humans have plenty of abilities :D! We just access to more than any other pokemon species!
      -Insomnia
      -Intimidate
      -Reckless
      -Foreworn
      -Vital Spirit
      -Anger Point
      -Dry Skin (damn you sunburns!...but bless water)
      -Iron Fist
      -Oblivious
      -Cute Charm
      -Run Away
      -Super Luck (fuck you lottery winners!)
      -Hustle
      -Swift Swim
      -Truant
      And many more! It's just that most of us have either Anger Point or Truant instead of the cool/useful abilities XD

  • @StorySaysProductions
    @StorySaysProductions 11 лет назад +22

    why didnt they mention "pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time"
    At the beginning the player says "i cant hold on any longer" because they are in a sea storm on a boat, therefore, drowning and 3 seconds later, you are a pokemon on a beach ? LOGIC

    • @ScTiger1311
      @ScTiger1311 11 лет назад +1

      Good point.

    • @sugarfree_
      @sugarfree_ 11 лет назад +1

      yah they should have said something like that

    • @MrMcDiggle
      @MrMcDiggle 11 лет назад +3

      incorrect, now if you just started playing, i get it, and STOP READING HERE!!! (spoilers ahead!)
      -----
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      -----
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      In actuality, your character is transformed into a pokemon when you go back in time to change the past for the better. Something goes wrong, likely to do with dusknoir's jerkishness, and THAT is why your char. is a human. It has nothing to do with a boat. In reality, there are no humans in the PMD universe. they have all died out. why they are in the future, i don't know, but that is true. just look at red and blue rescue team's friend zones, like the power plant and the lab or whatever.

  • @matheuscastello6554
    @matheuscastello6554 7 лет назад +77

    Nihilego and Lusamine fusing, AZ Floette and Ash Greninja really helped back this up

    • @Zen_0992
      @Zen_0992 7 лет назад

      Matheus Castello i

    • @ace-ue9tv
      @ace-ue9tv 7 лет назад

      No its stupid like you aggreing to this

    • @S4l3s-f1sh
      @S4l3s-f1sh 7 лет назад

      Matheus Castello clap clap clap

  • @kat-xg7ej
    @kat-xg7ej 5 лет назад +44

    *catches arceus*I've caught you father

    • @Arisen-kw1hx
      @Arisen-kw1hx 3 года назад +3

      Technical, he/she father/mother or univers

    • @abominationdesolation8322
      @abominationdesolation8322 2 года назад +1

      MatPat is contradicting himself a little. I'm pretty sure he's said himself that the Arceus you can catch is not the full embodiment of Arceus but instead a shade of it; hence why technically millions of players around the world have an Arceus.

  • @voidgames5445
    @voidgames5445 5 лет назад +31

    “Human, Human Human” (Instead Of Pika)

  • @MaithamXX
    @MaithamXX 9 лет назад +392

    So you say that one pokemon has an IQ of 5000 but then all of the sudden the humans are smarter than pokemon? Alakazam masterrace.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 9 лет назад +7

      +muhatamtack well, let me explain his point: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/932/537/71b.jpg

    • @bunnyben5607
      @bunnyben5607 9 лет назад +16

      +muhatamtack Well, kind of, the real reason humans are superior is because of their ability to reliably communicate, and opposable thumbs. Also, I am a goat typing this.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 9 лет назад

      Andrew Mayers or it's just that alkazam left our stage behind.

    • @aespt71985
      @aespt71985 9 лет назад +5

      +muhatamtack is that not why a children evolved to Kadabra? I mean even if Kadabra's IQ is not as high as an Alakazam, I assume it to be a lot higher than normal human...so in the pokemon universe, clever kids can potentially evolved to Kadabra or even other psychic type pokemons?

    • @MaithamXX
      @MaithamXX 9 лет назад +1

      no

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq 7 лет назад +134

    With our powers combined we are...........
    NERDS!

    • @certifiedvirgingamer7495
      @certifiedvirgingamer7495 7 лет назад +2

      Georgia Archdall no, were *NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEE3EE3E3E3E3E33E3E3E3E3EEE3E3E3E3DS*

    • @nicktroller1012
      @nicktroller1012 7 лет назад +2

      i thought you were going to say the power rangers

    • @jeremyfry7489
      @jeremyfry7489 7 лет назад +1

      NERDS ACTIVATE!

    • @certifiedvirgingamer7495
      @certifiedvirgingamer7495 7 лет назад +1

      Georgia Archdall *yeaeaeeaeaeaeaeeaaeaeeaeaeaeaeeaeeae* *b0o0o00o00o0oo00o0o0o000o00o0o00o0o0o0o0o0i*

    • @lpsspiritlilyandsonicgamer1176
      @lpsspiritlilyandsonicgamer1176 7 лет назад

      Crappy That’s What We Are!

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 года назад +32

    "disk that can teach them stuff instantly!"
    Just an instructional video lol
    *casually pulls out tv from backpack*

    • @deaanaroberts4461
      @deaanaroberts4461 3 года назад +1

      isn't that just a phone?

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 3 года назад +2

      @@deaanaroberts4461 you cant put disks in a phone tho

  • @imaybeadrag
    @imaybeadrag 8 лет назад +11

    "I choose me! Use Thunderbolt!"
    **waits for storm**
    **Lightning hits enemy**
    **I walk away**
    that was a critical hit!
    "Im a pikachu!"

  • @thrakerzad5874
    @thrakerzad5874 7 лет назад +80

    so the reason no one wants to catch other humans is because they don't have flame tornadoes?

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 6 лет назад

      Thrakerzad No. There's more to it than that.

    • @reaperx7026
      @reaperx7026 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah that's about it like what could a human do use slap 😂

    • @preciousslater9250
      @preciousslater9250 6 лет назад +1

      yes.

    • @Luisxpro10
      @Luisxpro10 6 лет назад

      Human could use 300 pound Machine Gun

    • @demogod4955
      @demogod4955 6 лет назад

      Human used "Nuke" *Its super effective*

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 года назад +23

    Mat then : "I've done so many theories on Pokemon ... 6"
    Me from the future : "if you think that's many wait till Scott releases FNAF"

  • @Mboogy
    @Mboogy 3 месяца назад +12

    Well If it isn't the foreteller of gruesome things to come!

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 10 лет назад +11

    Arceus creates pokemon...
    Pokemon become human...
    Human captures Arceus...
    Magicarp inherits the Earth.

  • @beep-beep
    @beep-beep 11 лет назад +23

    The fucking thumbnail will haunt me for life.

  • @fennxfox6241
    @fennxfox6241 7 лет назад +490

    What I took away, was humans weren't just enslaving and abusing animals, but fellow humans?

    • @thundercookie1014
      @thundercookie1014 7 лет назад +38

      FennXFox it's almost as if Pokémon are the real life equivalent to slaves

    • @Bruh-zj9dg
      @Bruh-zj9dg 7 лет назад +14

      ThunderCookie101 they kind of are aren't they

    • @sophiejones7727
      @sophiejones7727 7 лет назад +37

      well, you didn't watch the whole video then... it seemed to be more that Pokemon have an actual reason to team up with humans and to engage in duels with other Pokemon: i.e. improving their skills and thus their chance of survival. Think about it: a human can help a squirtle learn to beat a normally far superior Pokemon, like a charizard. That Pokemon gains a huge evolutionary advantage over his peers, thanks it's relationship with a human. This makes the relationship between Pokemon and human mutually beneficial, at least so long as the Pokemon are picky about which trainers they let capture them. That's why they force you to fight them before they get captured: they want to see how good you are before they decide to follow you.

    • @TheOneTrueMvP
      @TheOneTrueMvP 7 лет назад

      and it's so much better that way :)

    • @LeeSee1212
      @LeeSee1212 7 лет назад +2

      or primitive defenceless species?

  • @MHF013
    @MHF013 3 месяца назад +11

    They called him a madman...

  • @projectmoonsleeperagent
    @projectmoonsleeperagent 5 лет назад +27

    11:31
    Ash: hey pikachu use an electric move on that onix

  • @neored6411
    @neored6411 11 лет назад +21

    New theory: ash is always 10 because he hasn't evolved yet

    • @MasterX117
      @MasterX117 11 лет назад +4

      He is holding a small everstone in his bag or his pant's pockets that he never knew it was there 0_0

  • @madonadog7915
    @madonadog7915 11 лет назад +13

    I can see it: Ash throwing Pokeballs on everyone and screaming "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL"

    • @azuresegugio9095
      @azuresegugio9095 11 лет назад +1

      The niiiight
      Ketchum went crazy
      The night the trainer went insane

  • @microwave9679
    @microwave9679 8 лет назад +153

    0.06 Matpat: we have done enough pokemon videos. Me: Says the person with eleventeen fnaf theories

  • @Pogohg
    @Pogohg 11 лет назад +12

    To prove the theory even futher, do all here know how they created Mewtwo in the Pokémon Adventures manga? I will tell you then. Blaine ran out of Mew DNA to continues the creation of Mewtwo so he decided to use his own DNA.

    • @RunicSigils
      @RunicSigils 11 лет назад

      Not only that but he had some of Mewtwo's DNA himself.

    • @Pogohg
      @Pogohg 11 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @OMGYama
    @OMGYama 3 месяца назад +8

    After the recent leaks, this video hits different...

  • @redjacket8918
    @redjacket8918 3 месяца назад +11

    This video aged like wine

  • @bpj7092
    @bpj7092 7 лет назад +37

    This would make sense since every Pokémon says their name in perfect English or respective language you're watching in

  • @Isaac-yo1ql
    @Isaac-yo1ql 7 лет назад +233

    Do another pokemon theory on how the pokemon world could be the 3rd layer (real world) of the matrix!!! (yes the movie XD)
    Kadabra = There is no spoon boy.

    • @yeetusparakeetus
      @yeetusparakeetus 7 лет назад +1

      Yes there is,you're thinking of Abra.

    • @julianbogucki3189
      @julianbogucki3189 7 лет назад +1

      Koopa Troopa yes, more

    • @DamonDraven
      @DamonDraven 7 лет назад +4

      *Officer Pig* It was a reference to the Matrix movie, where a kid with telekinetic powers bends a spoon with his own mind and tells the protagonist that "there is no spoon". Kadabra = kid in the movie.

    • @jeremyhundley5008
      @jeremyhundley5008 7 лет назад

      Julian bogucki

    • @snakanter
      @snakanter 6 лет назад

      Well... He would be there is a spoon. So......

  • @mkpc12
    @mkpc12 8 лет назад +140

    ...More proof of humans being pokemon. In some of the pokemon games (I say some, not all because I don't feel like checking every single pokemon game for the sake of writing a youtube comment), you black out if you lose in a battle. Almost as if you lost hp..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 8 лет назад +5

      And just a thing I've noticed, you RUN TO THE POKEMON CENTER WHILE BLACKED OUT.

    • @DannyDog27
      @DannyDog27 8 лет назад

      +Pyromanic Ninja Blacking out has nothing to do with losing consciousness.

    • @sammyjwilliams7608
      @sammyjwilliams7608 8 лет назад +1

      Blacking out just means that you are completely unaware of what you're doing

    • @cherrydrip
      @cherrydrip 8 лет назад +2

      +Da Choezin 1 actually it does, maybe you heal along with your pokemon... BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE :O

    • @diggitydiv
      @diggitydiv 8 лет назад

      Or in most games

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 года назад +30

    I mean, IRL humans have:
    • Extraordinary stamina
    • The ability to throw projectiles with distance and accuracy rarely seen in the animal kingdom
    • Tool use is the obvious one
    • Collective learning and phenomenal pattern recognition

    • @abominationdesolation8322
      @abominationdesolation8322 2 года назад +8

      Plus our linguistic abilities, including reading, writing, and math, allow us to accumulate understanding over generations. Animals have their own linguistic codes of sort but they lack the sheer complexity and longevity-of-concept as the human languages. Animals can't express ideas across dozens of generations like we can. If a bird sees a purple dragon, that bird has no way of relaying that information to birds ten generations down the line.

    • @kirosasher
      @kirosasher 2 года назад +9

      Don't forget we have 4 moves too, Fight, Bag, Pokemon and Run.

  • @kobinpaizlimona9088
    @kobinpaizlimona9088 6 лет назад +80

    wait, so that means?..
    .........Protect the gardevoirs
    PROTECT THE GARDEVOIRS!!!YOU HEAR ME?!! PROTECT THE GARDEVOIRS!!!!!
    NO ONE OF THEM IS SAFE NOW
    NO ONE!!!!

    • @_Mythic777_
      @_Mythic777_ 6 лет назад +3

      oh god. SCREW (metaphorically) THE TRAINERS WHO WOULD EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS AT ALL! WTF HAS HUMANITY COME TO?!?!

    • @zombiewalkerdude6465
      @zombiewalkerdude6465 6 лет назад +3

      Wait so I will evolve into a caterpie ? * what im evolving * human evolved into caterpie

    • @akayjuvihernandez2933
      @akayjuvihernandez2933 6 лет назад

      I dont get it

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 5 лет назад

      Just hide all the females and bring out the male Garevoirs.

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 5 лет назад +1

      Fun fact: if Gardevoir was real, it could end all life on earth in an instant. Sure, they do everything they can to protect their owner, even if it means putting their lives at risk, but their method of protection is where the flaw comes in. As their main method of protection is to summon a small black hole. I’ll put it like this: if a Gardevoir summoned a black hole the size of a penny, not only would it tear apart everything surrounding it, but it would go on to engulf the rest of the planet.

  • @IKnowHowToSpellDog
    @IKnowHowToSpellDog 10 лет назад +14

    Thats how Ash stays young..... He must of used a everstone on himself!

  • @-ZodiacPrince-
    @-ZodiacPrince- 11 лет назад +10

    With our powers combined we are: Terrible at making outros...

    • @JackSpadeXI
      @JackSpadeXI 11 лет назад +2

      Here sir, take my like. Bravo... Bravo...

  • @delsingeiming
    @delsingeiming 3 месяца назад +7

    Anyone watching this after the leak? Im watching this again after 10 years

  • @KonnerJohnson
    @KonnerJohnson 8 лет назад +62

    9:24 That comment says I'M A MAGIKARP!!! Wut???

  • @SamManSam
    @SamManSam 11 лет назад +12

    That truly was the Pokémon theory to end all Pokémon theories.

  • @chikentenderz24
    @chikentenderz24 8 лет назад +91

    Alakazam has an IQ of over 5000, but can't learn more than 4 moves. WTF?

  • @AlanDCat
    @AlanDCat 3 месяца назад +9

    Crazy this was right in the end

  • @daltonlefler892
    @daltonlefler892 7 лет назад +254

    When our powers combine we are ...
    In our mom’s basement

  • @maxnuman8509
    @maxnuman8509 11 лет назад +11

    Shit, now I have like 7 billion more Pokemon to catch

    • @RunicSigils
      @RunicSigils 11 лет назад +1

      Just make sure not to store them in Pokémon Bank if you aren't going to pay for the subscription.

  • @TheBatub
    @TheBatub 7 лет назад +90

    I KNEW IT I AM A SNORLAX AFTER ALL

  • @tmym6374
    @tmym6374 3 месяца назад +6

    3:59 I've never forgotten Matpat, you called it so many years ago.

  • @MindOfGenius
    @MindOfGenius 11 лет назад +14

    2:35 "Humans are pokemon."
    'An error has occurred, please try again later. Learn More.'
    PERFECT TIMING, INTERNET! XD

    • @mysteryjune
      @mysteryjune 11 лет назад +1

      Your computer is a copy cat.

  • @PillowTalk420
    @PillowTalk420 11 лет назад +8

    "Our minds are better. We're able to strategize..."
    We can also develop technology that traps the animals that still have crazy ass powers into tiny balls, and then command them to do our bidding. ;)

    • @nintendosebastian4897
      @nintendosebastian4897 11 лет назад +4

      A cat named pillow talk that talks as if he/she is scheming. Sounds like a character in a game or cartoon. I would play that game/watch that show.

    • @GlaceonGuy
      @GlaceonGuy 11 лет назад

      NintendoSebastian me to

  • @doctoranimationda5491
    @doctoranimationda5491 3 месяца назад +13

    Say your sorries to Old Matpat.

  • @Dillfaro
    @Dillfaro 10 лет назад +13

    I know I am about 10 months late to get MatPat's attention, but I had a couple drinks and was watching some Pokemon like most responsible 23 year olds who just finished working 12 hours, and I had a thought relating to this episode. Perhaps Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are specific breeds of human-Pokemon that are used for one job? They all look alike, have the same purpose, and are related. Any thoughts pertaining from any fellow RUclipsrs out there?

    • @CodeOssyria
      @CodeOssyria 10 лет назад +1

      Well that would explain why they're all related (well I guess they do look the same and stuff but idk)

    • @k9commander
      @k9commander 10 лет назад +3

      ***** On the show, they are related. All the Jenny's are sisters, and cousins of one another. All the Joys are sisters and cousins of one another. In some episodes, they even show pictures of them at family reunions. There might be an episode or two where a mother or aunt made an appearance, I'm not sure.

    • @nomealeatorioxd4639
      @nomealeatorioxd4639 10 лет назад +1

      That one theory where Ash is in a coma makes more sense... But this one can work too.

  • @alexandradordzhieva3835
    @alexandradordzhieva3835 5 лет назад +28

    but we all have blood, can make static electricity, and have metal in our blood, so won't that mean we can be]
    water, electric, steel, phsyhic, fighting, normal?

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 11 лет назад +13

    That intro was UTTERLY BRILLIANT.

  • @ParkerDai
    @ParkerDai 8 лет назад +569

    I guess you could say that at the start of the video he got WHEELY mad

  • @taylorallison2679
    @taylorallison2679 7 лет назад +166

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOUR SON EVOLVED INTO A CREEPY YELLOW MONSTER WITH SIX FINGERS, SIX TOES AND A *_SPOON_*!!!!

  • @doctorjay8673
    @doctorjay8673 3 месяца назад +8

    This has aged....well...

  • @Xearrik
    @Xearrik 11 лет назад +33

    Most entertaining intro yet ^^.

  • @KlausiboyZ
    @KlausiboyZ 11 лет назад +24

    But one thing is a bit odd about this. If human minds were what made humans superior to other pokemon, and led them to be able to actually call themselves non-pokemon, then why isn't the pokeworld ruled by psychic pokemon? if alakazam have an IQ of 5000, then their minds would be far greater than human minds.
    So why isn't the pokemon world ruled by alakazam, and why would mew become nearly extinct, if mind was what was needed to rule the pokemonworld?
    At first i thought that perhaps we were bigger in numbers, but then i remembered, that pokemon breeding is actually quite fast compared to humanbreeding. for one human to be bred, it takes nine months, and many more years before it reaches maturity. imagine how many psychic pokemon could have been bred in that time period.
    So if psychic pokemon have greater minds (or at least as great) than humans, and breed faster, then why?
    Then i realized why humans in the real world were ruling earth. Yes, it is partly because of intelligence, but also because of adaptability and our social behaviour.
    Adaptability:
    Humans can become anything. You have probably seen many different trainers, some are: psychics, swimmers and pyromaniacs. Based on this it is possible to say, that humans can adapt. One human can live in water, a charizard can't. another can become a pyromaniac, thus gaining advantage that a swimmer wouldn't have, and so on. Whenever the human would be faced with a problem, they would find a way to adapt, but if a psychic pokemon was living a place with many dark pokemon it wouldn't survive. this would result in a greater survival rate, and thus our numbers of mature individuals would be greater than, or as great as, the number of mature psychic pokemon. (not to mention that alakazam can't even exist without human trading, and mewtwo wouldn't have been born without humans, so some of the greater psychic pokemon are dependant on humans)
    Social behaviour:
    When in the wild, you don't see a lot of pokemon families running together. Often you encounter lvl 3 or 4 pkmn, which definately aren't mature enough to defend themselves against real threats. But mature humans would take care of the imature humans, making it so the imature humans could survive long enough to become mature. This would further increase our survival rate, and therefore numbers.
    So when it gets down to it, what really makes human superior to all other pokemon (or animals) are their inteligence, adaptability and social behaviour.
    But hey, that's just a theory, a commentor theory! Thanks for reading!

    • @niyadsha2010
      @niyadsha2010 Год назад

      Game Theory Lite

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ Год назад

      @@niyadsha2010 Re-reading my thoughts from almost a decade ago was kinda fun

    • @niyadsha2010
      @niyadsha2010 Год назад

      Thanks

  • @laghingcast
    @laghingcast 9 лет назад +66

    7:44
    Shame on you Mat! Humans didn't evolve from apes! If they did, apes wouldn't exist! They are simply a common ancestor. For shame!

    • @laghingcast
      @laghingcast 9 лет назад +3

      ***** If we evolved from apes, then how do they exist? It ain't science that tells you humans evolved from apes. It's a common misconception. I'm pretty sure a high-school advanced biology teacher is a more credible source than a PNG on google.

    • @jacoder23
      @jacoder23 9 лет назад

      +IntelGameZ The More That You Know...

    • @laghingcast
      @laghingcast 9 лет назад +2

      Jacob Jacob ...The less popular I am ;-;

    • @laghingcast
      @laghingcast 9 лет назад

      ***** It's accurately represented as a spiral, actually. Yes, there are branching paths, but they all follow a spiral starting in the middle. The midpoint is the ancestor all living things share.

    • @justintorres8228
      @justintorres8228 9 лет назад +1

      you. are. write

  • @Vinikis
    @Vinikis 5 лет назад +12

    I love how matpat just casually searches up what he talks about and casually asks how to calm down a maniac lmao

  • @n3vermore771
    @n3vermore771 8 лет назад +100

    Now I have an excuse to throw pokeballs at people when Im playing pokemon go

  • @TrollingDayAndNight
    @TrollingDayAndNight 9 лет назад +131

    So, uuuhm..... why not capture people into pokeballs?

    • @private151
      @private151 9 лет назад +4

      I caught a wild TrollingDayAndNight

    • @TrollingDayAndNight
      @TrollingDayAndNight 9 лет назад +9

      Wheels Beer IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION, SIR.

    • @private151
      @private151 9 лет назад +4

      I caught a wild The Game Theorists.

    • @ausintune9014
      @ausintune9014 9 лет назад +2

      TrollingDayAndNight nah bro i caught a wild internet troll im my spam poke ball

    • @TrollingDayAndNight
      @TrollingDayAndNight 9 лет назад +4

      Ausintune I'm a troll because I ask a legit question? K.

  • @nintendo64_lover6
    @nintendo64_lover6 8 лет назад +78

    Me! Used flamethrower!
    ~grabs a flamethrower and roasts enemy~
    That's what I call a 'hot' person!
    It's a critical hit!

  • @stereokuuji
    @stereokuuji Год назад +4

    "I've already done six theories on this franchise, I can't do anymore"
    Scott: Let's cook

  • @GeneralMeowdy
    @GeneralMeowdy 7 лет назад +48

    What if the boy was really smart (had a abnormally high IQ like Kadabra or Alakazam) and was forcibly evolved or earned/granted the means to become/evolve into a Pokemon so that he could use his psychic abilites and increase their power (as the spoon's Kadabra and Alakazam use are meant to "amplify the alpha waves in its brain")? (Just a thought. Like evolving out of nowhere, eh?)
    There are two different PokeDex theories that tell of a "boy who suddenly transformed":
    Pokemon Emerald PokeDex: It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers (Source: Bulbapedia).
    Pokemon FireRed PokeDex: It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra (Source: Bulbapedia).

  • @Carlitonsp1
    @Carlitonsp1 11 лет назад +15

    Hawlucha: Evolved to adapt to an environment where Lucha Libre was big.

  • @EariosRandomness
    @EariosRandomness 11 лет назад +20

    WAIT. IF WE'RE POKEMON, WHY CAN"T I LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS STUPID DISK I KEEP RUBBING ON MY FACE!?

    • @johnyleglless3516
      @johnyleglless3516 11 лет назад +2

      Did you try bitting it?
      Or licking it?

    • @johnyleglless3516
      @johnyleglless3516 11 лет назад +1

      Johny Leglless
      Lol i just learned how to surf...
      Yeah trying licking it, that works, it takes some time thought...

    • @EariosRandomness
      @EariosRandomness 11 лет назад

      Hey, I remember seeing a movie... the movie on this DVD... I never watched it.....

  • @electriclies7565
    @electriclies7565 4 года назад +17

    I've always believed kadabra evolved from a crackhead, you know how touchy he is about his spoon.

  • @MattCrafter
    @MattCrafter 8 лет назад +85

    begins at 2:53

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 11 лет назад +13

    What if N saw this?

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 11 лет назад +31

    I wish I could score an amazing collab for my channel like this
    This whole thing was incredible

    • @HEADRUSH444
      @HEADRUSH444 11 лет назад +1

      you wish lol

    • @Creepermanoftehbatz
      @Creepermanoftehbatz 11 лет назад +1

      Verlis you have friends :P

    • @aberomoa5149
      @aberomoa5149 11 лет назад +1

      Verlis used Wish! But it failed!

    • @joerionis5902
      @joerionis5902 3 года назад

      At least you're mentioned years later

    • @ixand3ri311
      @ixand3ri311 3 года назад

      Respect for still posting 7 years later very impressive

  • @christianrivera9998
    @christianrivera9998 3 года назад +4

    He told me not to come back here...
    But the algorithm decided otherwise.

  • @thomaswillard6267
    @thomaswillard6267 9 лет назад +18

    God creates dinosaurs
    God destroys dinosaurs
    God creates man
    Man creates dinosaurs
    Man destroys God
    Man becomes God

    • @gcsgamingcommunity4087
      @gcsgamingcommunity4087 9 лет назад +1

      True

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 лет назад

      I don't get it.

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 лет назад

      ***** I know that we're close to playing God. I don't know what the original comment means. Then again, I think it's starting to come to me. So, what you're saying is, there's a conspiracy in which ancient civilizations are actually more advanced than us, but were somehow wiped out of existence?

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 лет назад

      ***** I should not read to into it. I'm scared. No, tinfoil hat, you're not getting your job back. Now get back in the basement!!

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 лет назад

      ***** 9spooky11me!! sjdgfisadgfnjhasnjfk