The Wildest 10-Year-Old’s Birthday Party of All Time - Kumail Nanjiani
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- Опубликовано: 16 авг 2019
- Kumail Nanjiani once saw a cobra fight a mongoose at a child’s birthday party in Pakistan.
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My own favorite part is, "There's a two-year-old watching, and not even crying. I bet he didn't cry a year after that."
That’s not your favorite part
My favorite part is when the audience sings "thank you very much" with him at the end.
Mine is “see you again never, never see you again” the way he says it is just good for some reason
"why are you taking so long? our souls are shrinking!" that line is so applicable in so many situations
My dad loves watching this comedian, To the point he loves to quote him.
So when he came home from work on his birthday, I yelled out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!” And he was so happy!💓💓💓
Mongoose (holding up snake's severed head after taking fifteen minutes to tear it to shreds):
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"
how very Nick Kyrgios of you
Looks like plot of Godzilla to me
Gladzilla*
"Master of potatoes" wouldn't have let this happen 😂😂
Dude is mad talented... Good on TV too.
RIP snake. You were a true warrior who never gave up
SPOILER ALERT! 😆
RIP may not be the best abbreviation to use here
@@Sammstar420 lol my bad
@@thomasscream4179 underrated comment
Until his head got ripped off
I want Kumail to narrate my life. Forget Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson. I want Kumail Nanjiani. 😂❤
🤣🤣🤣
I want Luis from ant man
DA WEIRDO, That would be hilarious! That's who my son picked, too. Lol
@Emad Ahmed won't to be too hard
You should hear Troy bakers voice
This guy is easily one of the best comedians this world has to offer.
You can tell cause he has TWO microphones.
This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh to the point of breathlessness lol
I guarantee he read this and fucking was working out his muscles.
Umm you mean one of the best comedians in the marvel multiverse!
Damn thats one hell of a compliment
This is honestly one of my favorite standup bits of all time. So many great laughs packed into 8 minutes. I come back and watch it every so often and it still cracks me up.
“That should’ve been move #1”
He needed meter 🤷🏾♂️
Brilliant
this guy plays fighting games
@@jasonGamesMaster big ol fax
*"Our souls are shrinking."*
Bruh this dude is hilarious
Hap-py burday!... Thank you very much! :D
Tank you very much!
I'm screaming
*Young Kumail [crying]:* Stop, stop! He's already dead!
😂 nice Simpsons reference
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I'm form Pakistan and this is so relatable 😂 I've also seen a street bear !!!!
Thanks for sharing your story and how this is relateable.
The mongoose vs. cobra fight gave me flashbacks to this picture book about snakes I had when I was a kid. It mentioned that the mongoose is a predator for the snake. The pictures didn't even show them in contact, but upon remembering that, I was like, "Oh, the mongoose is gonna win and it's gonna eat the snake."
riki tiki tavi?
@@beverlyharrold718 That's exactly what I was thinking 😂
I come back to this video frequently for genuine laughter. This guy is great.
He is both holding and wearing a microphone.
I am wondering the EXACT same thing...
He's got a lapel mic, so why the handheld?
Maybe for back up? Maybe he brought a Pakistani mic and it didn't work...?
OK, I'll show myself out...
Thinking about it, the handheld mic is for his performance in the house, and the lapel mic is probably for the audio engineer for the video special
I’ve seen situations where they use 8 mics for recording live speakers...
Darina Angelova - haha, you’re funny...
@@CG-cw3ps It was just a joke 😊 I hope people would find it funny regardless where they're from. No offense to anyone :) we're all here for comedy.
"This guy is a player. Hide the women." I lost it at this.😂
I remembered a similar thing as a kid only instead of “Aloo master” it was “Mister Aloo” Which is mr.potato. Trying to decide which is better.
Bigfoot He who controls the potato controls the future. Aloo master is master of all.
@@ramisgoogleacc702 This exchange just made my night.
I laughed way more than I should have at the "Happy Birthday, thank you very much" song :D :D
Alexa, play happy birday, thank you very much
That birthday song is oddly and annoyingly catchy as hell!!!! It's weird and annoying but I don't think I can forget it now
Just in case you've forgotten several months later. 🎶"Happy birthday. Thank you very much." 🎶
This is the third year in a row I have made sure to watch this on my birthday. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
"the combatants"
Yo that got me🤣
This is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all-time.
Jamie, pull that up "Happy Birthday, Thank You Very Much".
JRE reference, good one!
5:25 WHO CARES? WE WIN! HIGH FIVE!
@Luc Bac Good one
The voice crack at the end only makes it funnier
@Luc Bac Thank you very much
@Luc Bac Thank you very much!
"We don't have drinks"
I laughed the hardest when he said we have laws..
😒
@@ssa3101 🙄
😂
Ooohh edgy. Much joke. Such geopolitical knowledge
The crickets aren't even laughing
This was actually really good 😅 i literally just scrolled by it, said 'eh why not' i was really entertained. He didnt hold back hahaha
Funny actor in Silicon Valley and even funnier here. Crazy story haha
His excitement about the monkey is just so adorable 🐒🐒🐒
This is my favorite Kumail bit...
But it's ALL GOLD!
“Our souls are shrinking” is a phase I will use someday. It makes me grin every time I hear it.
Where's my BIRTHDAY MONKEY?!?!?!?!
One of my favorite jokes of all time.
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Our souls are shrinking 😂
I've been looking for this for YEARS!!! Comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂
i loved it superb kumail nanjiani!!
Not gonna lie, I take this guy for granted
Hes in the eternals. Cant remember which character but hes made it. MCU
He's playing Kingo
He did silicon valley for years now
He also was the character Pawney in Men in Black: International
@@shegotit143 yep
I mean he got nominated for best original screenplay Oscar for The Big Sick, but sure playing a spandex clad superhero is what decides making it in the entertainment industry these days.
Idk why it took me so long to find this guy hilarious 😂
This guy is awesome! hahah
I have waited so long for this to be posted
Now I know what I'm doing for my birthday next year!!
This dude funny
I now want to be exclusively known as' "Master of Potatoes".
Yooo I would have loved this birthday party 😂😂😂😂 happy birthday. Thank you very much. I knew this was gonna happen to the snake. I read animal books/ Nat geo 😂😂😂
I've been in my Bully's birthday. unbearable to witness one of the best moments of their life. always coming once a year.
Wait. So. I mean. There was the opportunity for ricinus oil or not?
Joshua Mack .
nope.
Makes you stronger and of better character on the long run.....depending on how you handle it
Or just sneak in a snake & a mongoose, let them loose & watch the fun begin.
_Everybody should watch *THE BIG SICK 2017*, co-written by Kumail, featuring Kumail and Emily Blunt...THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY I've ever seen - he is a GREAT actor...SOoo believable in his role...filled with brilliant moments._
I herd this joke ONCE and I'm now singing this to myself at work. XD
It’s a great song 👍🏾
WHAT KIND OF VIDEO ITS THIS!? THERE'S NOT EVEN A MONKEY?
😂
*_HAPPY BURDAYYY... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!_*
I love Danesh, he's awesome
love this guy, I also oved his episode of the Comedian on the new Twilight Zone!
That was a great episode of Twilight Zone.
He was so great!!!
Happy birthday...thank you very much...happy birthday...thank you very much...ha
Love you Kumail.
That should have been move number 1😭😅
I was just thinking of this joke when the clip came next.
RUclips is reading my mind! 😮
“Our souls are shrinking.” I felt that. Darn it, Kumail! I was trying to escape for a second.... 😭
i had to pause the video cuz i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe .
That song was hilarious 😉😂😄
I would give anything for a whole standup special that’s just Kumail telling childhood stories.
Why cant I find a version of this birthday song on youtube?
He's just so cute
He NEEDS a Netflix special
Mongoose vs tasmanian devil would be crazy.
Thanks for posting. Not many people know that mongoose and snakes do fight, and the mongoose usually triumphs. However, such a fight was featured in the film 'La Rue De Cases Negres' (Black Shack Alley) about a french-Caribbean island nation 5/5stars; worth a view as it is a great film.
Cuz one of my favorites
Me tryna find the song😂😂 couldn't find it but there's some hilarious stuff out there
Roght before he said the obscure Pakistani knock off birthday song I got a big drink of water
I would LOVE to titled the master of potatoes.
"I must walk this way, or else the pain comes." 😂😂😢
Lol isn't to weird that this dude look he's bullet proof now😂😂😂..no one's gonna laugh now unless he tells them he's joking😂😂😂💯💯💯
What a horrific story lol 😭
Dang.
Very hilarious
I know this is an older show but still one of his best! Also watch silicon valley and the big sick that got snubbed from the Oscars a couple years ago
Who would've thought that this guy right here would inspire me to get fit and healthy. Good job Kumail and thank you.
I still can’t find this iconic song anywhere online.
"Like one guy, alone in a room, looking in the mirror..."
Me: Oh, you mean that's not normal? 😞
Just think. this guy is the next avenger
I just realized this is Prismo from adventure time
Someone has to have found that birthday song by now yeah?
I may be mistaken, but I believe the copyright has recently ran out on the famous Birthday Song
David Belcher - copyright..!
Haha, no one has ever paid a royalty on that song. Pretty sure you can do what you want with it.
@@TheWorld_2099 yes they very much have
Happy berdeeey...thank you very much
Happy birthday!
Sounds....aGoNiZiNg
That happy birthday song sounds somewhat frightening 😂
i wonder if he's gonna do stand up again now that he's a jacked marvel superhero, i miss him doing stand up.
"Worth the money torture". Lol
very funny.
GS Kumail Nanjiani
In Thailand they just sing the traditional melody with the verse "Happy birthday to you" four times in a row and that is the song. And that is their song.
With this comedy of his he can have his hawaii now
he is so damn funny