2:29 I did this for a whole day in my programming class at school. I literally memorized most of that language and then downloaded the font and applied ot to xCode. I made only on mistake somehow, which is much better than on average with a normal font I posted it on reddit too, I'd share the link but I'm in the hospital right now (I'm fine)
@@Thisguy12345-m Also it's not hard to believe him. Isn't that code just python but with a different font? If you're a good programmer, ypu can easily distinguish your code when you look at it even if you don't understand the words Just the line number, symbols, line placement, etc should let you know what that line says since you wrote it
2:09 this could work if mojang adds this, cuz if you show yourself with a bow with a looting 3 sword in your offhand, it counts as killing with looting 3.
Mojang out here discouraging feeding fireflies to frogs because some species are poisonous to them, yet are encouraging manually ending your own life with god power?????? They're getting banned from my Christian Minecraft server!
Nah, that was just them giving us the warning that we shouldn't play any 1.19+ version and should just switch to modded. They just wanted to save us from getting reported.
1:11 The scariest scene in that movie was when Alex was fighting the Mass Production Iron Golems, and got Iron Armor 02 impaled in the eye by a Arrow of -Notch- Miku. And then there was the scene where a Giant Steve emerged from the earth, and turned the Overworld into the Nether, while C418's Cat plays.
We need turtle egg armour and tools now. "hey guys look at these cool gems I found in your chest, I made tools and armour out of them, doesn't it look sick." "Those aren't gems 💀"
Some dude with a looting 3 sword: "This gives me an idea!" *Proceeds to commit seppuku with all his belonging on him* *Repeat until one man made inflation occurs*
2:07 So this gave me the amazing idea of a minecraft beef shaped patty with a golden sauce/glaze (idk) in the pattern of a bee, and a black olive for the eye. You could arrange a couple white onion slices as bee wings
1:40 SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" tells the story of humanity going extinct in an apocalyptic future, told through a masterful and horrifying combination of normal-format SCP writing mixed together with prose. This is important, and slightly jarring when you first see it. The prose is out-of-universe.
2:00 this game is called bucket crusher, you use a saw that you continuously upgrade to mine away at a themed wall Different walls are considered “levels” and beating a level resets your upgrades and money when you start the next one However, you can buy permanent upgrades in a secondary panel that makes future levels much faster I highly recommend, it’s very fun
2:46 the fact that I laughed at that tells me I should've gone to bed instead of watching this
Lol. Is is pretty late in your time zone?
@@elijohns1173 it's late for a work night yeah
Sleep is a conspiracy theory /s
ok
i would rather fart out loud in public then seeing that in my world
Did you know that the diamond pickaxe and the wooden pickaxe are just the same shape but different texture?
did you know that the diamond and the diamond actual are just the same shape with the same texture?
Did you know that my skin has the same eyes as Herobrine?
@@PhoenixSC
Sus
@@PhoenixSC no I didn't lol
@@PhoenixSC wait, your skin has eyes?
The fact that RUclips recommended "I have been banned from Minecraft" after this video ended makes the joke a lot funnier
Mine came up with.. You may not rest now. There are hot singles in your area.
@@Mustard-bc-why-not Same
The first clip was a furry infection game but if a cure was discovered
@@Mustard-bc-why-notLOL, SAME
@@Mustard-bc-why-notmine too
“The SquidWarden” can be summoned using the Sculk Clarinet instead of the Sculk Shrieker
Wow we meet again
Keep It Up!
woah that's pretty smart tho
Sponge catalyst
why u everywhere
2:30 anyone who recognizes the background deserves a veterans discount for the Minecraft marketplace
Yup I remember that arena all too much
I feel sorry for him
Makes me feel old seeing that again
my brain be dusty I can't remember
@@EeveeRealSenpai Popularmmos
Was that really 8 years ago now?
damn
Thumbnail: Dont say it.
Me: Wooden pickaxe with a diamond trim
The Good Ending
Piamond dickaxe
Diamond Stickaxe
Diamond Itenium
Piamond baba
Pie Baba
2:32 can we all just look at the background and appreciate how good the past was
Popularmmos 😭😭
It sucks how he went down…
@@mummyhugo it really does
Popularmmos :(
Gonna make this in my main survival world
3:11 So many textures in the game are unaligned/asymmetrical that they couldn't even get their twitter profile picture aligned
It adds 'character'
@@minionno2 Well, ya can't have a good character without flaws. That's what I always say.
More than half of the entire population of Earth own diamonds sticks!
2:29 I did this for a whole day in my programming class at school. I literally memorized most of that language and then downloaded the font and applied ot to xCode. I made only on mistake somehow, which is much better than on average with a normal font
I posted it on reddit too, I'd share the link but I'm in the hospital right now (I'm fine)
Source: bro trust me
Feel better ig
@@palomaelegante Bro's literally said he's gonna share the link when he's out of hospital
@@Thisguy12345-m Also it's not hard to believe him. Isn't that code just python but with a different font? If you're a good programmer, ypu can easily distinguish your code when you look at it even if you don't understand the words Just the line number, symbols, line placement, etc should let you know what that line says since you wrote it
sources: bro fr
If you pause at the right point in the end, you could see that Phoenix spelled the diamond stick as "dcik"
Deh kick.
dcik
he's just trying to make money by censoring it
@@Capiosus how does that make money?
@@saltboy7931 youtube takes away content creator's money if they swear or show swear words on screen
2:09 this could work if mojang adds this, cuz if you show yourself with a bow with a looting 3 sword in your offhand, it counts as killing with looting 3.
1:42 reminds me of my house when I left the oven on to long
*tip don't leave your oven on too long
I thought it was going to be called the "Diamond Stickaxe".
I was so wrong...
well i thought its going to be diamond crossbow lmao
@@nick_-rs8rh sus
same
@@nick_-rs8rh report
It’s very sus
„A Diamond stick is called a *ick“- Phoenix SC😂
A diamond stick should be called a stiamond
2:32 - the warden is just an addition…
*NOSTALGIA INTENSIFIES*
For anyone who don’t know it’s popularmmos’s arena
Yea i was gonna comment on how the arena looks familiar
I miss that
nostalgia
Phoenix, in Minecraft Bedrock there a /damage command, and on the "cause" syntax theres a option for suicide. I can't believe they allow this.
Mojang out here discouraging feeding fireflies to frogs because some species are poisonous to them, yet are encouraging manually ending your own life with god power??????
They're getting banned from my Christian Minecraft server!
Guess the only logical solution is to find the mojang team on 1.19.1 servers and report them for referencing self harm.
Bedrock: Okay, we're adding a *report system* and an option for reporting is self-harm.
Also Bedrock:
Yes, mojang, i'm afraid i'll have to chat-report you for encouraging violence
Lets cancel Bedrock edition. Wait- i play bedrock
3:31 HE PREDICTED THE BREEZE ROD
2:31 That arena...the nostalgia :,(
You sir deserve a veteran's discount
Pat basically raised me, I loved watching his videos
Hell yeah
The lucky blocks
*2:22** That PvZ theme is legendary and will never get old.*
Everybody only talkin about the Arena
It's fr a banger
It was so out of left field too lol
Yea
When my friend saw me playing pvz he. Said
Did they steal the music from tik tok?
I will never forget that
After the very last part I got a video recommendation saying "I got banned from minecraft" from Phoenix.
2:35 he’s happy to be in that nostalgic arena
Dude you stole my comment
@@SomeoneNews Well I stole your kidney
@@Amityz72323 hey it says gullible in the ceiling
@@SomeoneNews Oh so it does- oh you stole my lungs
@@Amityz72323 a lung for a kidney fair deal to me
Reverse the first letters of “diamond” and “pick” and see where you are now.
Kcip dNOMAID
Dnomaid kcip
biamond qick
Umm…so pie almond?
Dnomaid kcip
0:27 eggs. Diamonds. And turtle eggs share the same shape.
2:29 Fun Fact: The programming language shown above is Python, but with many of the characters replaced with enchanting table characters.
fun fact: the youtube comment written above is in english
Space galactic font to be exact
1:37 that's just what happens when you stand up too fast
3:19
nobody: Paimon Dickaxe
~Minecraft Impact 2022
2:37
Why is my sleep paralysis demon on a Phoenix video?
Nah the worst minecraft joke is the one the devs made about fireflies being cancelled
Lauphs in sadness
uhh, buddy? I have to tell you some bad news
😢😢😢
Unfortunately...
Nah, that was just them giving us the warning that we shouldn't play any 1.19+ version and should just switch to modded. They just wanted to save us from getting reported.
1:48 SCP Casually exists
1:11 The scariest scene in that movie was when Alex was fighting the Mass Production Iron Golems, and got Iron Armor 02 impaled in the eye by a Arrow of -Notch- Miku.
And then there was the scene where a Giant Steve emerged from the earth, and turned the Overworld into the Nether, while C418's Cat plays.
Bruh spoilers
oh yeah didnt even think that the mass production iron goldems would eat her but rf tho its the fact steve just watched in his iron armor 01 (eva 01)
@@Anotheridi0 Yeah, same.
@@Anotheridi0 NO NOT MORE
dude the scene where the enderman was in the hospital with alex, just kinda was too much for me
“Are you redstone? Because you make my piston extend!”
-Funny Person
gay
I think i'm gravel, bcz i'm falling for you!
are you a phantom? bcz you keep me up all night!
"Are you a Garbage Can? Because you're right down my alley!"
is that a piston in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me :)
1:11 get in the portal Steve!
We need turtle egg armour and tools now.
"hey guys look at these cool gems I found in your chest, I made tools and armour out of them, doesn't it look sick."
"Those aren't gems 💀"
Why do you have a ton of turtle eggs in a chest
@@Xnoob545 for tools and armour
@@Thisguy12345-m what the fu-
💀
@@aquariumfish-i4h are you saying you don't eat turtles?
1:28 he forgot to download source
The warden’s “mouth”? Is actually the same shape as the black dye
Did y’all know that?
2:57
**youtube kids live videos in a nutshell**
True
3:29 it's me!
a 0 sided pickaxe!
....
At 1:22 If you listen to music, for around four seconds later, the command block note is the same note as the music in the background
I swear Mojang is aligning textures weirdly just to piss us off
No, it’s just that there’s no middle pixel of a 16x16 pixel block
Metals: *Solid*
Mercury: 1:45
amd gallium 😤😤😤😤😤🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱😒😒😒😒😒
@@treebacongallium isn't liquid at room temperature. Very close though.
“Next video : hot singles in your area” 💀 💀
I'm just waiting for a turtle to hatch from my diamond
And I am trying to craft armor from my eggs.
Diamond turtle
Dirtle
I’d love the new Minecraft Leg Ends
2:10 I mean, why can’t another player kill you with looting III?
And for those of you who don’t have friends, idk maybe an alt account
After seeing the shrek villager hybrid, i realized that I should go back to sleep again, if I can
Good decision
Some dude with a looting 3 sword: "This gives me an idea!"
*Proceeds to commit seppuku with all his belonging on him*
*Repeat until one man made inflation occurs*
me when i partake in japanese culture
2:16 extra family friendly version: shoot a bow and accidentally get hit a few times
2:14 that guy is a Minecraft RUclipsr that I like
1:11 damn, nice reference
It all comes tumbling down…
ikr
@@bionicbirb9104 Tumbling down
2:07 So this gave me the amazing idea of a minecraft beef shaped patty with a golden sauce/glaze (idk) in the pattern of a bee, and a black olive for the eye. You could arrange a couple white onion slices as bee wings
0:40 ayo what the frog doin?
slickback
pretending to be a crab
0:17
why I feel my head aching after watching that part of the video?
His squidwarden…
GRRRR WHAT DO U WANT SPONGEBLOCK BLOCKPANTS
1:40 SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" tells the story of humanity going extinct in an apocalyptic future, told through a masterful and horrifying combination of normal-format SCP writing mixed together with prose. This is important, and slightly jarring when you first see it. The prose is out-of-universe.
lol
_The light does not kill._
_It merely beckons._
Wait wtf youtube itself liked my comment 😳
WHY DID RUclips LIKE THAT REPLY???
Hey did you know that the diamond stick is actually called in game a "Dcik"? You can see for yourself at 3:31.
it's so he doesn't lose money from showing a swear word
What's a staimond? ;)
@@EnzoFacM stained diamonds
This really is The End of Minecraft, or should I say: Neon Genesis Minecraft: Dungeons and Rebirth?
3:33
Haha funny “dcik”
hed get demonetized
1:10 I never thought I'd see this crossover, this is beautiful.
thanks :)
2:37 so that's why the Warden is always si angry! He has to deal with Sculkbob every day!
The humor that’s so bad it’s somehow good again. You never disappoint
3:19 stickaxe
2:36 Sculkward
0:25 finally the new turtle ore
2:52 ah yes common mistake happens to anyone 🤣
pickaxe diamond.
ENDING 1/10: CLEAN MIND!
0:54 what people imagine when they think of terraria:
1:18 Rush e
2:21 “Classic Minecraft Is Boring”
Classic Minecraft:
Reverse Diamond Pickaxe: gives you the ability to get stone from Diamond Ore. although it only has one use
*can give you diamonds from breaking the stone and cobblestone from breaking the diamond ore
3:25 I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:38 when she said 🫠 I felt that
1:00 that is Minecraft April fools but in 2d
3:33 noooo!! It’s spelt wrong!
0:05 thats just chocolate
😑😐😶
Is it really tho
Cholocate is a desert…what else is brown and is the final form of food?
ah yes, the superior level humor
1:43 ayo wth scp 001 when day breaks
Wow thanks phoenix i didn't knew about on this one
0:48 and also did you know....color of the dirt is brown.
Dic-
2:00 what hame is this gents
Sorry, nobody knows the hame
Bucket crusher
@@turtlemannotreal but aussie knows it
@@The_real_paill_neverdies the joke was that he misspelled game as hame
0:04 latex be like 💀
As pm Seymour so eloquently screamed it
“PIAMOND DICKAXE!”
I wish enderman had the iron golem attack animation. Those arms need to be used for something…
Nah, slapping is enough
Oh they are used for something. Just not combat, if you catch my drift
1:05 minecraft end
It is more terrifying than funny
video posted 53 seconds ago you are a legend
I watched the diamond pickaxe thing. Had to cover my mouth to not laugh loudly, showed my coworker and he laughed his ass off with me
0:35 yoU Guys Didn't Know?? I ALWAYS KNEW!
Fun fact: the seven levels you get is just the xp you get when a player dies. All of your exp is just cleard
But you only drop a few exp,
when you have less then 7 levels.
🤓🤓🤓
@@its_tomi you shouldn't be posting self portraits in a RUclips comment section
@@furryhunter110ha nice one
6 planks = 3 doors
/3 on each side
2 planks = 1 door
2 planks = 1 pressure plate
Door = Pressure Plate
omg
I don't like this
1 plank = 1 button
2 buttons = door
2:14 WHAT? YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? just use a bow
2:00 this game is called bucket crusher, you use a saw that you continuously upgrade to mine away at a themed wall
Different walls are considered “levels” and beating a level resets your upgrades and money when you start the next one
However, you can buy permanent upgrades in a secondary panel that makes future levels much faster
I highly recommend, it’s very fun
1:06 how did you all get the bottom logo at the bottom of Minecraft logo? where can I get the font?
1:38
Me when Day breaks.
Did you know that the curved rail has a stone pickaxe shape in its texture.
bro forgot to put in the question mark
No shit Sherlock
@@literallycloud 🤓 Umm actually it’s a period 🤓
@@literallycloud 🤓 Not a question mark 🤓
the music in 2:26 sounds so familliar where is it from?
PvZ
@@Memefan thx
@@Memefanoh… i thought it was trying to be a sneaky we are number one…
LoonBoon - from the Plants Vs Zombies OST, I don't think I'm right, but I think it is Loonboon.
@@JMV_bismuth thanks
3:25 ''hahaha its going to be a pig as stick hahahah- wait phenix why did you name it a di-''
the most perfect cut of all minecraft history... 3:25
2:29 imagine using godot to program
maybe they're... oh I dunno, making a game with it?
i went through frame by frame he named it Dcik
R.I.P. Technoblade.
0:11 has more meaning to turkish watchers
If you dont know 128 billion dollars was missing from goverments bank in turkey and no one knows where is it