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  • @Gooballer
    @Gooballer 2 года назад +6583

    Phoenix SC playing Fortnite is the most cursed thing.

    • @jpting_
      @jpting_ 2 года назад +94

      Truly

    • @therealkayr15
      @therealkayr15 2 года назад +215

      No FORTNITE is the most cursed thing

    • @stuffrus
      @stuffrus 2 года назад +82

      He apologizes for his mistakes

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  2 года назад +1245

      Never playing again because I was too good at it.

    • @LittleMoon281
      @LittleMoon281 2 года назад +18

      So good lol

  • @SealWithoutHat
    @SealWithoutHat 2 года назад +2038

    Steve becoming a cannibal at the end was a quickly dark shift.

  • @Ecl1psed276
    @Ecl1psed276 2 года назад +2693

    3:35 if you alternate pouring lava/water over the entire thing, you can grow the pyramid by one layer with just a single bucket each of water and lava. You can build huge pyramids very easily in survival this way.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 2 года назад +55

      Though I would have personally felt clever if I came up with this myself, I actually learned this one from Mogswamp bc of his superflat survival series.
      Edit: in hindsight, this reply seems a little, idk... hostile maybe? I meant it as a "I happened to know this already, but I can't credit myself with being clever enough to think of it. Both you and him are clever for thinking of it."

    • @Mr-bw7yi
      @Mr-bw7yi 2 года назад +127

      Anarchy servers: Lavacast go BRRRRR

    • @amturataniantahblan
      @amturataniantahblan 2 года назад +3

      Gone wrong.

    • @defaultprofilepictureguy2526
      @defaultprofilepictureguy2526 2 года назад +35

      that’s called lavacasting

    • @Dan0RG
      @Dan0RG 2 года назад +23

      The sides of the base would be diagonal, though, unlike they're shown in the picture. Still a good meme.

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 2 года назад +415

    3:40 In case you were wondering, Steve in that comic was in fact originally planning on cooking her and I can't blame him. I too would not like to get salmonella .

  • @GetShrekked
    @GetShrekked 2 года назад +2317

    Can't wait to see SMPs burn to the ground after people fighting wars over whether a minecart is an upside down helmet or a helmet is an upside down minecart.

    • @stevesong8388
      @stevesong8388 2 года назад +13

      The helmet and the mine cart are here already, check his videos

    • @SealWithoutHat
      @SealWithoutHat 2 года назад +8

      Most of all, is a whole shulker a helmet on a plate with a head inside?

    • @amturataniantahblan
      @amturataniantahblan 2 года назад +1

      Unusable?

    • @dicedeacon
      @dicedeacon 2 года назад +10

      Dan the upsidedown diamond helmet

    • @tallynnyntyg6008
      @tallynnyntyg6008 2 года назад +2

      No, they're iron bars with a bite taken out.

  • @ponga_6855
    @ponga_6855 2 года назад +221

    0:30 I stared at this for five solid minutes trying to understand what was wrong with it, then saw someone in the comments saying it's on the cornhub, and now I'm back at staring at it because I can't for the life of me understand why is a redstone tutorial on the cornhub, but maybe I'm just better off not knowing

    • @Axil0tl
      @Axil0tl 2 года назад +37

      I was thinking of it being something along those lines as well. I vaguely remember someone mentioning there are redstone tutorials on the cornhub and the content itself had no corn in it either. I think that's what this is lol.

    • @luxterna1106
      @luxterna1106 2 года назад +15

      thanks, I too didn't understand what was the problem at first

    • @marinellovragovic1207
      @marinellovragovic1207 2 года назад +21

      As far as I have seen over the past few years, it's supposed to be a funny joke that you can find actual full let's plays and redstone tutorials on the hub. That's been a thing since like 2014.

    • @thepriestgodneverpaid
      @thepriestgodneverpaid 2 года назад +14

      People just like to upload not corn on cornhub because they think they're a comedy genius

    • @slayer-asp-6670
      @slayer-asp-6670 2 года назад

      i looked for 2 minutes and was like, wait, that actually looks familiar...

  • @randomstranger8554
    @randomstranger8554 2 года назад +889

    2:23 Dude punched air a couple times, jumped, and suddenly the entire world became invisible.

  • @SemiHypercube
    @SemiHypercube 2 года назад +1291

    The illusioners are in the John Cena dimension because they can turn invisible, so you can't see them (also you don't see them because they're unused)

    • @neoncat6820
      @neoncat6820 2 года назад +60

      I don't get the part with the illusioners, how are they just floating in the void?

    • @Yharon-vq7jw
      @Yharon-vq7jw 2 года назад +4

      i dont get the part with the bed either

    • @Ling__Ling__
      @Ling__Ling__ 2 года назад +13

      It’s the saddam Hussein meme

    • @kullaqinasmujatinnik
      @kullaqinasmujatinnik 2 года назад

      Nothing.

    • @ethanhilot7977
      @ethanhilot7977 2 года назад

      what was the bed part ?

  • @alexandrubarbosu2382
    @alexandrubarbosu2382 Год назад +29

    0:22 rip poor Phoenix. Not that doujin😫

  • @azuquirtle
    @azuquirtle 2 года назад +877

    Good to see by Phoenix’s line of “what is he reading” that he doesn’t know what metamorphosis is.

    • @埊
      @埊 2 года назад +93

      he is not even affraid, as he doesnt know change.

    • @Shin-mu7yc
      @Shin-mu7yc 2 года назад +88

      @@wolfgangzeintl6425 The person is talking about the hentai

    • @Aaaashen
      @Aaaashen 2 года назад +96

      I don't as well but whenever I see that girl I see people panic and I don't think I want to know why

    • @azuquirtle
      @azuquirtle 2 года назад +61

      @@Aaaashen good

    • @dumbidiot1119
      @dumbidiot1119 2 года назад +81

      @@Aaaashen don’t investigate

  • @dymaxion3988
    @dymaxion3988 2 года назад +430

    1:39 Well, villagers do have big noses, and they did become self-aware and take over mojang that one time. I think it works

    • @yoruichi_feet_lover
      @yoruichi_feet_lover 2 года назад +48

      Monika my beloved

    • @VotedYT
      @VotedYT 2 года назад +55

      Natsuki is best girl tho

    • @BudumoYaKot
      @BudumoYaKot 2 года назад +29

      @@VotedYT based

    • @starflyxxl8600
      @starflyxxl8600 2 года назад +19

      I literally just finished watching a DDLC mod before watching this video. She follows me everywhere i swear to god (also yuri best girl)

    • @Hewhoroamstheinternet
      @Hewhoroamstheinternet 2 года назад +33

      @@VotedYT Who is -N̶͙̺̼̖͔̲͓̤̔͌̅͊̇̍͒̆̃͑ͅá̴͉̣̙̮͕̩̰̱̪̗̀̾̽́̉̂̈͊͂͘͜ţ̴̨̨̛̟̻̺̲͈͇̅̔͊̋͊͑͝ͅs̵̯̣̜͖̅͋͒ư̸̢͔͈̮͚̗̹͓͕͔̌̊̀̅̒͐͌͜k̴̡̺̫̦̻̰̂̎̒͛̓̎̈́̈́͂͆̐͌̈́̒͠ì̶̧̬͇̭̞͊-? All i know is M̷̧̡̘̖̗̩͑̾o̷͍̻̖͖͉͍͙͚̳͈̻̜͆͋͆̈́̈́̏̾͗͝͠ň̷͙̬̞̬͍̹̘̣͔̺̟̟̯͂̽̽̽̈͂̌̈́̐͂̕̚͜͝ī̷̧̩̙̯͔̜̺̣̥̩̙̲̍͂̓̽́̃͐̉͜k̵͕̣͇̬̲̺͍͉̱̼̟̘̄͋̀͝ͅḁ̶͉͇̮͓̫̼̞̀̉̔̓͛͘ ̸̰̞̮̹̞͙̪̰̞̓̀͆̐͑̓̆̈̂͂͌̈́͘

  • @epicboi46
    @epicboi46 2 года назад +79

    3:12 Ah yes, the great error of Mojang’s guide to redstone book. Perfection.

    • @Xilo_K
      @Xilo_K 2 года назад

      It's fixed in the French version👍

    • @TheCookieKing0
      @TheCookieKing0 2 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @Xilo_K
      @Xilo_K 2 года назад +4

      @@TheCookieKing0 The wood an the stone names and image are inverted, which make it look strange. Watch it carefully, you'll see. These errors are quite frequent in these books, but in the French version, there are fewer (and I'm TOTALLY NIT FLEXING HAHA) I hope I helped you see the unseeable (that sounds epic so yeah pls let me say it)

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha Год назад

      @@Xilo_K see the unseeable

    • @pandynka1277
      @pandynka1277 Год назад

      i have this book in polish and everything is allright

  • @thatmangoman
    @thatmangoman 2 года назад +511

    The day when these videos get old is the day when minecraft adds vertical slabs

    • @mrdollyman5675
      @mrdollyman5675 2 года назад +2

      underrated

    • @SealWithoutHat
      @SealWithoutHat 2 года назад +1

      *devious stare intensifies*

    • @RandomArtzs
      @RandomArtzs 2 года назад +1

      So.. it doesn't get old?

    • @amturataniantahblan
      @amturataniantahblan 2 года назад +3

      *Hiroshima nuke? More like Herobiden?*

    • @TigerSwordmaster
      @TigerSwordmaster 2 года назад +1

      I think mojang should add vertical slabs only as new block , not as new variant of placing common slabs.

  • @CheeseWeegee
    @CheeseWeegee 2 года назад +781

    I REALLY hope he doesn't know the context to that manga clip, he's too pure for it.

    • @chickenfart4728
      @chickenfart4728 2 года назад +62

      he knows

    • @andrewveryhungry
      @andrewveryhungry 2 года назад +17

      manga???

    • @znefas
      @znefas 2 года назад +20

      doesn't seem like he knows, _fortunately_

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  2 года назад +471

      I don't know. 😔

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 2 года назад +219

      @@PhoenixSC We'll have to keep it that way.

  • @automaticbox
    @automaticbox 2 года назад +29

    Phoenix sounds so filled with rage and disappointment when he says "If you want to watch some fortnite, you can watch some fortnite."

  • @sargentgullible2794
    @sargentgullible2794 2 года назад +174

    0:40
    So that's how Scar got his creeper costumes.

  • @menzel17
    @menzel17 2 года назад +270

    Imagine collecting 14 blue blocks only to go to a dimension with nothing but blue everywhere

    • @Abrifq
      @Abrifq 2 года назад +22

      I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa

    • @HLGDarksol
      @HLGDarksol 2 года назад +9

      Don't forget about the blue item used to lit the portal. Do you know how many blue blocks are needed to craft one of those?

    • @tamoozbr
      @tamoozbr 2 года назад +2

      Except for a patch of green

    • @jormungandr961
      @jormungandr961 2 года назад +4

      more like
      Imagine collecting 10 blue blocks only to go to a dimension with nothing

    • @nvrgnagvuup
      @nvrgnagvuup 2 года назад +6

      Wait what are you guys talking about that part of the video didn't show up for me

  • @Harupostsstuff
    @Harupostsstuff 2 года назад +139

    Just me or his channel is getting more and more R rated every time he goes on reddit.

  • @Novis-N
    @Novis-N 2 года назад +112

    3:03 cats be like

  • @ilovepanzer3930
    @ilovepanzer3930 2 года назад +69

    0:25 that is what I call an educational comic book

  • @Blu3Cub3
    @Blu3Cub3 2 года назад +14

    3:27 this fr caught me off guard

  • @redcoder09
    @redcoder09 2 года назад +221

    that's strange, the illusioners at 2:40 aren't walking on anything

    • @joekyu2517
      @joekyu2517 2 года назад +8

      exactly what i thought, an invisible dimension would be great for ores!

    • @ink31930
      @ink31930 2 года назад +4

      Also can't illusioners turn invisible too good mob choice

    • @neoncat6820
      @neoncat6820 2 года назад +1

      ikr its weird

    • @sameaton2275
      @sameaton2275 2 года назад +2

      It’s normal for illusioners

    • @amturataniantahblan
      @amturataniantahblan 2 года назад

      @@joekyu2517 hi there, girl!

  • @sand3857
    @sand3857 2 года назад +122

    Honestly, we can't have one Minecraft "hmmmmmmmmm..." without someone breaking bedrock.

  • @Eivesohn
    @Eivesohn 2 года назад +17

    1:48 the one joke I never expected to see on this channel lmao I love it

    • @crunchybro123
      @crunchybro123 2 года назад +10

      I don’t get it :(

    • @AidenC.
      @AidenC. 2 года назад +4

      I don’t understand the joke at all. Is it supposed to be a tomb or something? Or just somebody wrapped up in blankets?

    • @Eivesohn
      @Eivesohn 2 года назад +18

      @@crunchybro123 It's Saddam Hussein's hiding place lol

    • @crunchybro123
      @crunchybro123 2 года назад +4

      @@Eivesohn dude I never could’ve guessed that, I know that guy xD

    • @SytanOfficial
      @SytanOfficial 2 года назад +23

      @@Eivesohn Bro, i dug through the comments for so long to find this. You are my hero lmao

  • @TyTEI
    @TyTEI 2 года назад +123

    I swear these hmmmmmmmmmmmm videos get better with each one released.

    • @Jibbertyjabber
      @Jibbertyjabber 2 года назад +1

      Do you have any idea what the "Minecraft redstone tutorial 11" means?

    • @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge
      @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge 2 года назад

      @@Jibbertyjabber it's from the hub....

    • @guy-0ffic1al
      @guy-0ffic1al Год назад

      @@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? there is like a trade hub, a supply hub, a train hub, a network hub Etc...

  • @riptide3524
    @riptide3524 2 года назад +383

    2:01 Did you know you can use the comma and period keys to fast forward and rewind frames? just a fun fact....

    • @MogusaMogusa
      @MogusaMogusa 2 года назад +74

      I just spammed the pause button on mobile until I got it lol

    • @Noah73827
      @Noah73827 2 года назад +8

      No

    • @scrawnytony3174
      @scrawnytony3174 2 года назад +8

      Oh my

    • @SemiHypercube
      @SemiHypercube 2 года назад +12

      freeze frame bonus

    • @SpotFox-g6s
      @SpotFox-g6s 2 года назад +13

      I did not know of this feature. Thank you, kind stranger

  • @RapinatorOhYeah
    @RapinatorOhYeah 2 года назад +130

    0:22 NOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!
    the flashbacks… , IT’S HUNTING ME…

    • @takeo_624
      @takeo_624 2 года назад +51

      The Jojo ending is the canon ending
      The Jojo ending is the canon ending
      The Jojo ending is the canon ending

    • @lithium6486
      @lithium6486 2 года назад +3

      kinda made me cry

    • @RapinatorOhYeah
      @RapinatorOhYeah 2 года назад +7

      @@takeo_624 The Savior Code

    • @MCChubbyUnicorn
      @MCChubbyUnicorn 2 года назад +16

      I've read it about 177013 times. I think about it from time to time. Good, but sad story.

    • @spartapros2120
      @spartapros2120 2 года назад +5

      @@MCChubbyUnicorn Dam that’s a lot of times. You must’ve have really enjoyed the *plot*

  • @meachy1
    @meachy1 2 года назад +51

    2:36 The invisible dimension that screams John Cena 💀

    • @bagelnine9
      @bagelnine9 2 года назад

      Is there bing chilling in that dimension? 🍦

    • @umbrimea
      @umbrimea 2 года назад

      It also has floating illusioners

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 года назад +156

    Funnily enough, I vaguely recall some theory that the pyramids were actually poured instead of carved. As in, they cast the inner structural blocks out of an ancient concrete instead of painstakingly carving them out of stone (although the outer blocks are indisputably stone). Not exactly a lava cast _buuuuuuuut..._ closer than you'd expect I guess...

  • @Thischannelisdicontinued
    @Thischannelisdicontinued 2 года назад +82

    0:26 "what is he reading?" I think it's better to not know it ok.

    • @Yotes_
      @Yotes_ 2 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 2 года назад +6

      I still want to know. Whatever it is, I've probably read worse.

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 года назад +15

      @@henryfleischer404 looks like the infamous 177013

    • @melkiorgabriel9539
      @melkiorgabriel9539 2 года назад +1

      Seems like shimoneta

    • @Thischannelisdicontinued
      @Thischannelisdicontinued 2 года назад +13

      @@henryfleischer404 I mean it's pretty wholesome the part in the end where there was a guy with a blue pompadour and his other friend and they save the main charecter using their psychic ability.

  • @splitsee2526
    @splitsee2526 2 года назад +12

    I love how he censors out the picture in a certain part more and more, and even removes it from the RUclips thumbnail, truly a youtube moment

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 2 года назад +42

    0:25
    Phoenix is still too innocence

    • @extivus
      @extivus 2 года назад +14

      Jojo ending is canon

    • @yoruichi_feet_lover
      @yoruichi_feet_lover 2 года назад +2

      Saki Yoshida 🙃

    • @findingfuji
      @findingfuji 2 года назад +2

      Agree to keep it to ourselves and have no one else understand

    • @yoruichi_feet_lover
      @yoruichi_feet_lover 2 года назад +1

      @@findingfuji nah I was spreading the word of the great manga 177013/Metamorphosis/Emergence/変身

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 2 года назад +1

      ​@@extivus I think the artist already made a different canon ending himself where the whole thing was just for a Snuff Film and none of it was real in the first place

  • @Jixngshi
    @Jixngshi 2 года назад +18

    I've never had such a panic incited in me more than seeing that manga in that enchantment book.

  • @sfisher923
    @sfisher923 2 года назад +1

    0:22 seeing that number
    "Hammering, sickening, torment and pain. Blind ambition to poison my brain
    cheating, lying, begging, stealing day after day. For the one final dose I won't be saving
    Pure Darkness consuming my life. Don't wanna die here alone
    Walk away from reality. Got a date with the enemy"

  • @CruiserToneFan
    @CruiserToneFan 2 года назад +158

    2:20 he's using a spyglass cause he gotta see how many high quality pixels that chest is

  • @alexchan7148
    @alexchan7148 2 года назад +60

    0:31 I like how phoenix recognized this

    • @idkyt9747
      @idkyt9747 2 года назад +1

      @@greyliances you probably deleted it from your history

    • @greyliances
      @greyliances 2 года назад +2

      @@idkyt9747 yeah I realized. It’s been a while

    • @greyliances
      @greyliances 2 года назад

      @@fryingpan37 cornhub

    • @carbon_bomb
      @carbon_bomb 2 года назад +3

      What is it

    • @carbon_bomb
      @carbon_bomb 2 года назад +13

      @@tildejustin is it from the hub because dislikes aren’t on yt anymore

  • @ImAFatCheezIt
    @ImAFatCheezIt 2 года назад +20

    1:20 it's August, the bombs were dropped in August (specifically August 6th for Hiroshima, August 9th for Nagasaki)

  • @stellaleicht4035
    @stellaleicht4035 2 года назад +32

    3:12 took me way too long to notice whats wrong (stone and wood labels are flipped)

    • @spin_master
      @spin_master 2 года назад +3

      Thank you. I almost gave up

    • @IBallCancer
      @IBallCancer 2 года назад +1

      And sandy gravel

    • @viktorsavic7326
      @viktorsavic7326 2 года назад

      Thank you!

    • @antonto1
      @antonto1 2 года назад

      @@IBallCancer no, that means that both sand and gravel have the same effect in note blocks i guess

    • @apmtv5887
      @apmtv5887 2 года назад

      Same

  • @skwrboi
    @skwrboi 2 года назад +98

    Phoenix not getting the 177013 joke will always get me

    • @thebronzeage5139
      @thebronzeage5139 2 года назад +3

      I also don't get it

    • @sleep8318
      @sleep8318 2 года назад +4

      i see you are a man of culture aswell

    • @埊
      @埊 2 года назад +4

      1984

    • @skwrboi
      @skwrboi 2 года назад +17

      @@thebronzeage5139 it's best if you don't.

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 2 года назад

      of course it has to be the weeb that is informed of all the sick shit

  • @UltraLio
    @UltraLio 2 года назад +1

    2:51 Nice, I got featured!

  • @apolloisnotashirt
    @apolloisnotashirt 2 года назад +34

    0:21 Even without looking at the pages clearly I can see like the shading tones and immediately knew what was on the book. No I haven't read it, but its been thrown around so much that its been burned on my memory.

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 2 года назад +3

      oh you sweet summer child.

    • @lumpstergash2380
      @lumpstergash2380 2 года назад +1

      Is that the one with the dad

    • @Zack-hy1hb
      @Zack-hy1hb 2 года назад +1

      sauce?

    • @Zearics
      @Zearics 2 года назад +4

      @@Zack-hy1hb 177013

    • @casualbydefault
      @casualbydefault 2 года назад +1

      Fight or flight response every time I see it

  • @KENSHIROez3260
    @KENSHIROez3260 2 года назад +44

    I love how the clip of Steve mining Creeper get even more shocking after his name is turn out to be ObamaxMorbius as it is not baffling enough already lol

  • @fowlersilvester7977
    @fowlersilvester7977 2 года назад +70

    I love how he can literally just call his videos hmmmmmm... and millions will watch it 😂

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 2 года назад +3

      millions of people seeing that title:
      hmmmmmmmmmm... interesting

  • @adhamsalYT
    @adhamsalYT 2 года назад +76

    "Bro stop shooting, we didn't even start yet!"
    that's what she said

  • @StanchestCord3
    @StanchestCord3 2 года назад +76

    2:02 if you set it to 0.25 speed, you can time it just right

  • @vamborr
    @vamborr Год назад +1

    yo this is u/Afterwut cool to see my video in here!

  • @cholsreammos
    @cholsreammos 2 года назад +31

    1:51 your fears are true, so tell me oh wise one, what is the meme

    • @lmitz
      @lmitz 2 года назад +6

      Yeah what the heck is it

    • @memelephant
      @memelephant 2 года назад +1

      I think it’s Loss. Bit of a trip

    • @dynoscord1443
      @dynoscord1443 2 года назад

      PLEASE TELL US

    • @PiercingSight
      @PiercingSight 2 года назад

      Same.

    • @Homer_Noobson
      @Homer_Noobson 2 года назад

      i think I know the meme but I don't know the name of it.

  • @joelconolly5574
    @joelconolly5574 2 года назад +25

    2:51 reminds me of The Enigma of Amigara Faults by Junji Ito.
    Don't read that if you're not prepared.

    • @rocanbu
      @rocanbu 2 года назад +4

      thanks alot i just searched it up and i think im gonna have nightmares

    • @ElysianAura
      @ElysianAura 2 года назад +6

      THIS IS MY BLOCK GAP. IT WAS MADE FOR ME

    • @imcomingbacksoon-ds
      @imcomingbacksoon-ds 2 года назад

      This video showed up when I searched for the exact same thing on RUclips.
      ruclips.net/video/BS7TCzpvzk8/видео.html

    • @埊
      @埊 2 года назад

      @@rocanbu what there is nightmarish? words, monsters, doings?

    • @drsatyamupadhyay
      @drsatyamupadhyay 2 года назад +1

      I just read probably the most claustrophobic piece of art because of you, thank you!

  • @SunlessSky9002
    @SunlessSky9002 2 года назад +3

    2:36 Wow I can’t believe there’s a completely invisible dimension!

  • @HTL_VR_YT
    @HTL_VR_YT 2 года назад +47

    3:48 you will never and I mean NEVER do that AGAIN

  • @nezuko4014
    @nezuko4014 2 года назад +19

    Phoenix SC's community is basically the calm version of jschlatt's fandom

  • @maas1208
    @maas1208 2 года назад +1

    1:36 Herobiden is one of the most cursed things I have ever seen... thanks now I can't sleep tonight

  • @nobody9yearsago873
    @nobody9yearsago873 2 года назад +18

    For people who didnt understand the note block one, the wood and stone were swapped.

  • @Popple.
    @Popple. 2 года назад +44

    Minecraft Steve is the definition of “Never let them know your next move.”

    • @porterbrown836
      @porterbrown836 Год назад

      the enemy won't know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing

  • @sarithedren9469
    @sarithedren9469 2 года назад +21

    1:06
    Tiny Warden: I'll bite off your ankles!!!🤬
    Buff axolotl: that's nice honey.😇

  • @LegoLordPro
    @LegoLordPro 2 года назад +32

    2:16 Man of Culture. Steve is a man of culture.

    • @ReXiRa787
      @ReXiRa787 2 года назад

      Correct me if I'm wrong but is that from nagatoro? Either way I need the sauce for the image :(

    • @LegoLordPro
      @LegoLordPro 2 года назад

      @@ReXiRa787 Yes, she's from Nagatoro. She's the Student Council President.

    • @ReXiRa787
      @ReXiRa787 2 года назад

      @@LegoLordPro oh? Not the club president?

    • @LegoLordPro
      @LegoLordPro 2 года назад

      @@ReXiRa787 I dunno, haven't watched it. I'm just assuming she is.

    • @LargeCoke_Mediumfry
      @LargeCoke_Mediumfry 2 года назад

      @@ReXiRa787 are you asking for a friend?

  • @jacobiwankenobi007
    @jacobiwankenobi007 2 года назад +32

    0:58 His username...

  • @eggsbenedict624
    @eggsbenedict624 2 года назад +13

    "What's he reading?"
    Stay innocent, friend Phoenix.

    • @bradleythompson9874
      @bradleythompson9874 2 года назад

      no really, what he readin doe?

    • @eggsbenedict624
      @eggsbenedict624 2 года назад

      @@bradleythompson9874 An extremely cursed hentai dealing with rape, physical abuse, drug addiction, and plenty of other really terrible things.

    • @bradleythompson9874
      @bradleythompson9874 2 года назад

      @@eggsbenedict624 O, damn he wildin

    • @pap_core
      @pap_core 2 года назад

      @@bradleythompson9874 something about metamorphosis idk i never was a butterfly

  • @Dalynx09
    @Dalynx09 2 года назад +21

    I've never been so scared of the mental health of the Minecraft Community until now

  • @toadsworld
    @toadsworld 2 года назад +35

    Congrats, Phoenix! Your video has officially earned the title of UPSETTING.

  • @BoostedMusicOfficial
    @BoostedMusicOfficial 2 года назад +8

    2:16 COME ON PHOENIX, GIVE US THE SAUCE!!

    • @noonewilleverbeliveyou
      @noonewilleverbeliveyou 6 месяцев назад

      Impossible, RUclips censorship doesnt allow, hopefully it will allow this:
      It is official art of the president from the anime "Dont Toy with me, Miss Nagatoro"
      Edit: Theres also more of it, all aparently official and in the anime

    • @maanavpatel-lp1kc
      @maanavpatel-lp1kc 5 месяцев назад

      2:21

  • @5ivecats836
    @5ivecats836 2 года назад +56

    0:30 Am i the only one who doesnt get the joke?
    1:45 i also, fitting to what pheonix said, dont get this either

    • @bradleystevenson8357
      @bradleystevenson8357 2 года назад +22

      The first one is a video on a certain website. You can tell by the layout around it
      I think the second one is an old meme of that drawing of bin laden hiding in his bunker, although I'm not sure

    • @watermelon_sir
      @watermelon_sir 2 года назад +10

      @@bradleystevenson8357 wrong

    • @watermelon_sir
      @watermelon_sir 2 года назад +21

      Its saddam hussein

    • @bradleystevenson8357
      @bradleystevenson8357 2 года назад +10

      @@watermelon_sir you're right, thanks

    • @joeroush2992
      @joeroush2992 2 года назад +7

      Video posted to a popular adult site

  • @Drewid44
    @Drewid44 2 года назад +23

    eventually this mans titles will just be 1 h and an entire monitors worth of m's

  • @MinjaeKwon-g6s
    @MinjaeKwon-g6s Год назад +2

    My book says wood not stone, so that means im better in ever way possible
    The nerd: You forgot the apostrophe in I'm and also didn't capitalized it
    Steven He: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @aariz582
    @aariz582 2 года назад +13

    0:49 wait a min i watched that "wait what" video by not safe

  • @CreativeDigitalLearning
    @CreativeDigitalLearning 2 года назад +13

    I recently found your channel and i really enjoy your vids ... thank you for making us these amazing vids

  • @BlooHoots
    @BlooHoots 2 года назад +1

    0:23
    What is he reading you say?
    One of the most depressing mangas ever

  • @toottoot2756
    @toottoot2756 2 года назад +11

    3:04
    one time i shot an arrow through the block and killed the enemy

  • @adamcurts7537
    @adamcurts7537 2 года назад +16

    2:41 what is the guy standing on

    • @ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat
      @ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat 2 года назад +1

      John Cena

    • @adamcurts7537
      @adamcurts7537 2 года назад

      @Carla Connolly you my friend, are funny

    • @adamcurts7537
      @adamcurts7537 2 года назад

      @@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat but I do have one question..... do you..... know..... Eugene

    • @ismaeloliveira8797
      @ismaeloliveira8797 Год назад

      ​@@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcatr/woooosh

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@adamcurts7537An r/woosh would have sufficed

  • @LazerBrainzzdoesstuff
    @LazerBrainzzdoesstuff Год назад +2

    THE STONE WOOD THING HAS BOTHERED ME FOR YEARS

  • @shadowhero_
    @shadowhero_ 2 года назад +19

    Can someone tell me whats happening at 2:30 I can't see anything

    • @umbrimea
      @umbrimea 2 года назад +4

      Are you blind? It’s clearly barrier blocks

    • @shadowhero_
      @shadowhero_ 2 года назад +3

      @@umbrimea my bad 😞 I'm holding a barrier in my hand now, I see them thx 🙏

  • @clumsy_archives
    @clumsy_archives 2 года назад +36

    3:17 it's not a bread ingot it's a "Breangot"(Pronounced "bree'n-got)

    • @thedeadma1768
      @thedeadma1768 2 года назад

      It could have been "bread bar"

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha Год назад

      i think its “Chicken Nugget”

    • @adrianibarra3128
      @adrianibarra3128 11 месяцев назад

      it’s breagot (pronounced “bring it)

  • @OldBeezer
    @OldBeezer Год назад +2

    0:22 Oh. Oh no.

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact: The redstone tutorial is reuploaded on multiple websites.

    • @turntechgodhead1975
      @turntechgodhead1975 2 года назад

      hey man you seem like you understand the joke in that one, what is it

  • @annoyingcivic
    @annoyingcivic 2 года назад +42

    Pheonix's video in ten years: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Hadeopelago
      @Hadeopelago 2 года назад +7

      If you translate it it justs adds more ms

  • @___Monkey___D.___Luffy___6
    @___Monkey___D.___Luffy___6 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:24 that's Metamorphosis manga 😶

  • @YinPCVR
    @YinPCVR 2 года назад +28

    2:02 for anyone wondering, i went through my time to perfectly pause the video to see what this is. and its basically just a random purple minecraft character doing the sus to dream (and no, it doesnt look that bad, there is no sussy white stuff or large bamboo, nothing like that) , and dream is wearing a crown (i suppose a reference to technoblade which is kinda fucked up cause he is literally dead)

    • @Fartacus44
      @Fartacus44 2 года назад

      I found the video lmao ruclips.net/video/j3W_j1fdnY0/видео.html

    • @bagelnine9
      @bagelnine9 2 года назад

      You never know, it's probably a tribute to Technoblade.

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow 2 года назад +3

      @@bagelnine9 personally i think dream is one of the less deserving mcyts to wear techno's crown but whatever 😭

  • @MushMush9000
    @MushMush9000 2 года назад +46

    2:23 can someone explain the joke I can't see anything there?

    • @potatogod4510
      @potatogod4510 2 года назад +6

      He's going to the missing texture dimension?

    • @IAmOnFireLol
      @IAmOnFireLol 2 года назад +5

      I don't see anything either

    • @NickenChicken
      @NickenChicken 2 года назад +6

      I guess its a barrier block dimension or something?

    • @potatogod4510
      @potatogod4510 2 года назад +2

      No wait camouflage dimension I think

    • @ctross11
      @ctross11 2 года назад +1

      Yeah does anyone know?

  • @noireanimations
    @noireanimations 2 года назад +1

    2:36 - it feels like the entire landscape is cheering

  • @LegendaryLeafeon369
    @LegendaryLeafeon369 2 года назад +25

    1:42
    Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble.
    6ft
    Air vent.
    Fan.
    Saddam Hussein

    • @drownedzephyr
      @drownedzephyr 2 года назад +1

      Can I pretty please get a little more context

    • @superfin2663
      @superfin2663 2 года назад

      This was a very niche hmmmm

    • @basicallyme8205
      @basicallyme8205 2 года назад +2

      @@drownedzephyr it originates from a drawing of Saddam Hussein’s hiding place, where different parts are labeled and we can see a red silhouette of a man lying down, with the name Saddam Hussein and an arrow pointing to it. It basically became a meme to place the drawing of him in random pictures, it’s sort of niche, but that’s what it’s referencing.

    • @drownedzephyr
      @drownedzephyr 2 года назад

      @@basicallyme8205 What was he hiding from?

    • @superhuman33
      @superhuman33 2 года назад

      k thx now i just need to find out wtf monika has to do with villagers

  • @animal_gal_adventures9885
    @animal_gal_adventures9885 2 года назад +6

    3:40 why are they all scared up!? I understand they do a lot of fighting but jeez

  • @poisonousiodine1769
    @poisonousiodine1769 2 года назад +5

    Realizing that the manga on the enchanting table was metamorphosis caused me to jump

  • @extivus
    @extivus 2 года назад +13

    You know when you now at 0:20. Jojo ending is the cannon one.177013

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 2 года назад +3

      Jojo ending isn't canon because of panel 157, wherin you can see a brand name not found in the jojo universe, which would mean that the Jojo ending would have to involve time travel, and the only thing that can make you even so much as hallucinate time travel would be drugs, and as we all know, there are absolutely no drugs in 177013.

    • @Rhythm16
      @Rhythm16 2 года назад +2

      🗿

    • @thatguy8777
      @thatguy8777 2 года назад

      Alternatively, there's an ending by the author that proves it was all a movie production.

  • @gatuparty1
    @gatuparty1 Год назад +1

    1:39
    I don't khow if I'm right but I guess it means:
    Monika green eyes + Squidward nose = Villager

  • @a-bombmori7393
    @a-bombmori7393 2 года назад +21

    Phoenix doesn't know how lava casting works

  • @sirwheeljackimusiii4588
    @sirwheeljackimusiii4588 2 года назад +5

    As soon as Steve ate Alex I heard someone outside say “thank you”

  • @Therozoneyt
    @Therozoneyt 2 года назад +1

    2:02 there is 1 frame where you can see it so your welcome pc users but u should not look at it cuz it involves hum with a p at the end

  • @orrinpants
    @orrinpants 2 года назад +45

    1:33 - It's not illegal, the pickaxe was made of bedrock too.
    We don't want another pickaxe like gold.

    • @jiba998
      @jiba998 9 месяцев назад

      How did he got the bedrock pickaxe tho?

  • @justryan-minecraft2822
    @justryan-minecraft2822 2 года назад +7

    Steve eating a creeper is definitely Not Safe on RUclips. Thanks for the warning!

  • @HyperHrishiHD
    @HyperHrishiHD 2 года назад +9

    As a former Steve skin, I can confirm Alex tastes pretty good.

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 2 года назад +1

    0:57 that username is the weirdest character ship I've ever seen

  • @Plasma_Effect
    @Plasma_Effect 2 года назад +7

    waiting for that first..

  • @kahiruo
    @kahiruo 2 года назад +5

    This video is the most cursed thing phoenix made yet

  • @idkcba
    @idkcba 2 года назад

    0:24 WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH DUUUUUDE XDXDXDXDXD

  • @22TwentyTwo
    @22TwentyTwo 2 года назад +40

    1:50 took me a couple of seconds

    • @81sam
      @81sam 2 года назад +3

      I don’t get it lol can you explain

    • @travelsizedhispasian
      @travelsizedhispasian 2 года назад

      i second this

    • @pugz3230
      @pugz3230 2 года назад +2

      Took me a couple seconds as well, but I got it too

    • @watermelon_sir
      @watermelon_sir 2 года назад +15

      Its saddam hussein

    • @scrapfightergd
      @scrapfightergd 2 года назад

      @@watermelon_sir yes

  • @scert2832
    @scert2832 2 года назад +13

    I remember when I thought I was the smartest person alive 4 years ago when I found that error 3:11

    • @Guy_Sandler
      @Guy_Sandler 2 года назад +1

      I still don't see an error

    • @WoodElf34
      @WoodElf34 2 года назад

      @@Guy_Sandler the names of the blocks

    • @Guy_Sandler
      @Guy_Sandler 2 года назад

      @@WoodElf34 I see now

    • @imcomingbacksoon-ds
      @imcomingbacksoon-ds 2 года назад

      @@WoodElf34 I mean, I think they're supposed to say "Sand / Gravel", because technically they both make the Note Blocks have the same sound.

    • @UltimatePota
      @UltimatePota 2 года назад

      @@imcomingbacksoon-ds The wood and stone on the other hand…

  • @Rayyveil1
    @Rayyveil1 Год назад +1

    I feel like phoenix is adding one more m each of these videos, soon we're gonna be on hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @TheCrusher2090
    @TheCrusher2090 2 года назад +87

    Hey phoenix can u please do a texture pack that fixes every wrong pixel the game have included like the bed black pixel, the crit, etc.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +6

      The name could be "nickpick"

    • @Gage-bz6gr
      @Gage-bz6gr 2 года назад +2

      That would be nearly impossible with some textures like copper because your can’t have a middle line sense 16 pixels would be event and the way Java renders could through a ditch in some things but he could find a way

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +3

      @@Gage-bz6gr just break the laws of geometry

    • @lwkash
      @lwkash 2 года назад +3

      Vanilla tweaks

    • @amturataniantahblan
      @amturataniantahblan 2 года назад

      Yes?

  • @shitalsawant1973
    @shitalsawant1973 2 года назад +14

    2:13 never hold your Movement controls while falling into a hole like this

  • @crechi_themelodramatic
    @crechi_themelodramatic 2 года назад +6

    Every time SC makes a new one of these, he just adds another m to the title.

    • @LunealSky
      @LunealSky 2 года назад

      He has literally said this before