Also he says blankas reversal sucks which is why ryu got to step back but 1. It was a sick bait 2. Even if the ryu blockexit he was dead, it was the definition of a read for reward, but nooooo no one earns but him
I'm not a good sf player but they say pattern players are the easiest to beat yet he acts like it's impossible. "He's doing a paturn! I can tell everything he's gonna do! You wanna know what the pattern is? Yeah, well enjoy your ban stupid fuck."
Wow that last 80 seconds is really some of the most incredible stuff. From the fake fan letter , to the pats on his own back, to the instant ban, to the tough talk. Just a perfect finish
Everytime Phil tries his attempt at the humble bragging of his "15 year legacy", I just cant help but laugh at it. 15 years at what? sucking, raging, rage-quitting, button mashing in video games??😂😂😂
@@MikoYotsuya292 can't forget the legacy or racism against asians. no clever jokes that could be considered dark humor or deep comedy, him just saying chicky chang wang and his clear annoyance towards japanese peope
The backdash at 15:06 is quite literally flawless use of movement and timing to make Phils desperate up ball whiff. He had to consciously backdash there reading Phil perfectly, then follow up with max damage punish. Perfect Ryu play, completely unearned in Phils eyes.
11:18 Dude jumped in, on a crouching Guile and got flash kicked then acted like a genius for calling it out. What do you think a Guile player will do in that scenario? 😂😂
15:09 entire combo start "DID HE EARN IT? NO HE DIDN'T". Yes, he did. You fucked up, missed a very punishable move, and he kicked you in the face into confirmed combo. You can even see "PUNISH COUNTER" as you tried to mash buttons when you were on negative priority.
@@GuyN0irit’s funny too bc people who play the game point out that the only one playing pattern is him 😂. He does the same basic string over and over. And despite people playing pattern, A SET ROUTE. He doesn’t ever manage to counter it or read it.
I'm still waiting for piggy to go to court. I'd kill to see how stupid he'd look and think he's the shit and still have the gall to say he did nothing wrong to the judge.
That's one of my favorite DSP stories of all time. My number one, and I haven't been able to find it since, is when someone told Phil they were going to beat his ass so Phil emailed the dude, kissing up to him and then said "We should act like we are going to fight and get a crowd gathered round to watch us, then we turn and give the crowd D-X crotch chops." Which has got to be one of the more cowardly things I've ever heard.@@strangedaysahead4259
You saw the real Phil in the side scrollers interview: uhh yes sir Im sorry youre totally right😰 Then as soon as he gets back in his little echo chamber he turns into clint eastwood lol
Phil has Chris Chan levels of self awareness when it comes to taking trollbait. He has even less awareness than Wings of Redemption. Wings will get halfway through reading a troll message and say "Yeah, whatever dude," sigh, and move on. And Wings has a 62IQ lol
21:52 btw not many people will know them because they're new on the scene, but Airbirdieman is a very skilled Modern player with a few top 8 finishes in netplay tournaments and has even fought Justin Wong.
"I don't think you can beat Ryu with Blanka" Alright it's decided Ryu vs Blanka is a 10-0 matchup, by decree of Lord DSP the god emperor of gaming. Ignore the fact that he beat that Ryu the first time. How dare you, bring up his own footage to disprove his decrees. You're obviously a troll. Therefor you must receive the highest punishment of the lean in manual ban. BEGONE DOOD!
i love how what i said is being proven right, the more time passes the better the overall master rank gets and you already can see how slow dsp is getting points now even tho you gain more than lose
the MR system exposes him hard as is, the points you gain/lose for that number are based off how many your opponent has. So unless he's beating people around his level he needs to win way more than he loses to get any points at all, hell even against equal points he needs to. He's screwed
That's not how MR works, MR is determined by the rank of your opponent. If you have 1700 MR and get matched with someone who has say, 1400 MR. You will lose about 50 if you lose (they will gain 50), and winning will net you about 3 points. To progress, you need to beat everyone at around your level or lower clean, and be able to take at least a game from people higher than you.
Big ups for including that clip at the end Memology!🙏🏼 Huge fan, been watching for years 😸 Your videos are still top tier my dude, keep cooking that bacon 🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓
15:05 Bruh, the Ryu literally made himself plus on block with Drive Rush, hard read DSP's invincible counter move and backdashed to avoid it, and then he punish countered it for game.
I love how he essentially barely leaves the house for 15 years but hes constantly yammering about "NETCODE" like he still plays live and competitive on cabinets.
FGC OGs knows phils best with this behavior. online he would talk shit and be a complete asshole but when it was IRL he wouldnt say shit, silent....unless he won something big. then he would say shit like 'daigo you're fucking next'
@@Alxmir23 He's a complete coward. Can't even call him a keyboard warrior because he only talks through his stream where he has all the control. He would never comment on a video like this because he knows he would get destroyed and he couldn't delete them.
Could have slid or coward crouched or crouched w follow up jump. Hell he could have done the jump back roll but no, he must neutral jump into every one of them.
He respects his audience so much? That must be why he banned that guy for asking a basic question. Or when he snapped on the guy yesterday because he didn't understand that question the guy asked. AND THEN HE YELLS AT A CHAT MEMBER! OH the timing!
Holy shit that DJ absolutely destroyed him, blanka can fight him by just playing good neutral but piggy would rather ban someone over it. Its also hilarious how phil doesn't know how crossups and dps work
BLANKA AND DSP HAVE THE SAME WALK!!!! LOL. PLEASE put Blanka's upright walk next to the project 7 clip of Phil turning around like he has a stick up his ass.
I don't know how it is with SF6, but modern TVs have a lot of delay due to the amount of image processing they do. That's why a lot of TVs have a "game mode" that reduces the amount of processing and thus reduces the lag, but even then it is very noticeable if you're playing a game with a lot of tight inputs.
I mean tbf yeah DsP is a cretin that refuses to not play distantly from his TV bc “games were meant to be played with my awesome surround sound system and massive tv”. Legit plays a game competitively (no matter how much he says he doesn’t he’s too obsessive for this to not be competitively) yet he’ll do it on inferior hardware. Get a low refresh rate monitor and stop sitting so far away when you can’t see with your old man eyes Dave.
@@Migrean it's such a pity that he's already wasted his dent's money on a TV that doesn't have those features (unless it does and he's too stupid to figure out how to activate it)
@Migrean that's not true anymore in 2023 my qd oled TV has a response time of 1ms and 4ms input lag that's faster than most monitors and my TV is 144hz
@@hard8gamingandagslive559 how much was it MSRP. This also doesn’t apply for Dave who is most likely rocking some dinky 2018 tv he bought simply for its size and color amount. Bc all in all unless your tv is less than $500 there’s no reason to choose it over a monitor that you can get multiple of for the same price.
I think that dude just typed Dee Jay is not top tier, and he's kinda right, the typical consensus on Dee Jay is that he's still good but Ken, JP, Luke, etc. are a step above him. But the real fact of the matter is that people who take tier lists as gospel like DSP are the biggest scrubs of all.
@@onlyicedgarrett7791 Oh ok that makes sense. I don't really keep up with SF tiers so I don't know who's top tier and who's not and I doubt Phil is a reliable source.
Oh my God the last couple minutes , starting with the fake fan letter, is done so well with your edits holy shit i was howling laughing irl it was so good
not only is he top tier also the easiest character in the game but Phil won’t admit that. His narcissism has to make him out to be the underdog of every story.
I don’t understand why this guy is still waisting time playing SF 6 where he LITERALLY can just finish up all the games he’s playing straight away so he can play a shit ton more but no he gotta worry about bills and maintaining a business.
“I have no way to advance without meter” This is a great example of just how bad he is at playing neutral. He doesn’t know how to advance by just walk and relies on spamming full screen specials that carry him across the screen or drive rush to skip neutral.
Had to buy an extra copy of SF6 to run from masters now he finally plays masters immediately turns off crossplay to limit the amount he can get his ass kicked. Absolute delusional fragile ego sociopath "top blankas do nothing impressive they just get lucky" "my anti air is not the best in the game because i mistime it" and the ole "how does my combo drop i do the timing perfectly" when you can hear him mashing repeatedly just hoping the game will hand him the combo
I remember a week after he got that arcade stick that he said it might be faulty. When people urged him to return it he stated that 'he couldn't be bothered' with Amazon's returns policy. If it is broken then like everything else that he does wrong its his own fault. A true specialist in failure.
He was the one that turned crossplay off because he was crying that PC has an advantage, and now he says the detractors are the ones that wanted crossplay off, this guys is unbelievable
The fact that dsp tried to complain about ryu when he lost explains to me why so many people don't respect him. Ryu is bottom tier and blanka is a tier. I honestly don't understand this guys thought process 😂😂.
correct me if im wrong but he claims they mash that one moves that stuffs everything. cant you in training mode make the AI opponent do spam specific moves to learn how to counter them?
He pressures with blanka ball… it worked before because no one knew what to do.. is safe on block but people close the distance and press crMP to nail you… is not a safe trajectory move.. nothing in this game is… you do it less and less the higher the rank
I’ve noticed that sometimes, he is so busy crying and complaining that he takes his hands off the fightstick. Then he gets hit again and says he can’t do anything, when his hand isn’t even on the stick.
LTG does some similar shit, if he is losing really badly he stops holding the controller so he can fall back on the excuse of “he won because I stopped playing”
It's funny because I'll see Dave's gameplay and then I'll go watch Sajam who's getting every character to Master and it's night and day. Sajam is actively problem solving. He gives his thought process out loud and it's incredible helpful. It has helped me get a few matches away from Master myself after not been a SF player since 3rd Strike. Dave on the other hand is not learning anything. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how he even made it to Master other than the fact that Diamond players aren't actually very good.
He's master because he uses the most braindead charcters in the whole game. Blanka ball, Condor Spire and Honda's Headbutt fly across screen and are plus on block and they have a Command Grab. He wouldn't even see diamond with any of the "top tiers" he cries about because they actually require execution. Dude couldn't even do a shoryuken in the beta 😂.
You can apparently eventually hit master with a 40% win rate, im hoping for a better win rate cuz i wanna get to elo faster rather than worrying bout ranks
Can only imagine Phil in a real fight "nothing I could do, you got so lucky punching me in the jaw, DOOD got sooo lucky sending me to the emergency room, you're such a scrub pattern loser ackackack"
I love how he's complaining about "instant one-button Drive Impact" with that Modern Ryu, when the default Classic controls literally have a DI button too lol
Alright, get out your Bingo sheets everyone. "Pattern player" "Mash jab" "Nothing i could do!" "The game dropped my inputs" "He didn't earn it" "The support is really slow tonight" "Ack ack ack" "Top tier player" "NO COMBO!" Snort/throat clear Unrelated tangent but then discourages chat from going off topic And then Divorce is Free Space
He's insane. Dee Jay is clearly not in the same level as other top tiers. He can easily be DI'ed, no good cancellable normals, doesn't have good overhead. He most likely around the same level as Blanka.
Him trying to jump AKI's fireball 5 times or so tells exactly the type of player he's. He's just like LTG, he thinks he has an answer to everything and if it goes wrong, the problem is the game. The game has to adapt to them, not the other way around... no wonder why they're both scrubs.
"I'm a flawed human." What are your flaws? "I've made a lot of mistakes." What mistakes did you make? I love it. He's so "real" and "honest" and conveniently the details of all that honesty are omitted and never elaborated on. He shouldn't be called DSP Gaming he should be called POS Gaming.
"He did the same pattern over and over again. He didnt earn it." If you're dumb enough to fall for the same pattern combo again and again and dont know how to get out of it, then yeah, they're gonna keep using it. Its on YOU that you dont know how to escape.
Only Phil could say with a serious face "I can tell you every move he's gonna do before he does it, every move before he does it...... but i can't do anything against it. It's impossible."
It brings me so much joy hearing him complain about "one button input DI" because of Modern, when DI can be macroed to one button for Classic controls as well LMAO
A Japanese pro made a tier list and put Zangief at A tier because of how much dmg he can do. His normals have long range pokes as well and they do a lot of damage. Plus snake eyez won a qualifier to the Capcom cup using Zangief. He wouldn’t have done that if Gief was bottom tier
Notice how he never goes to training mode after a match. Dropped a combo? Nope don't need to practice it. Anti air lost to a jump in? No reason to practice different anti air options to see what would work best in that situation
"He did not react to what I was doing!" The Ryu literally baited your upball and backstepped it.... Oh sorry that's also in the patented Ryu flowchart, my bad.
“I beat your stupid pattern now you can’t do anything haha!”
*next match*
“Dude! His pattern is so broken it’s ridiculous!”
Which is it, Phil
Yes. - DSP
Also he says blankas reversal sucks which is why ryu got to step back but
1. It was a sick bait
2. Even if the ryu blockexit he was dead, it was the definition of a read for reward, but nooooo no one earns but him
Contradictions are Phil's way of life. You can spot them ALL the time and it becomes kinda like a game.
I'm not a good sf player but they say pattern players are the easiest to beat yet he acts like it's impossible.
"He's doing a paturn! I can tell everything he's gonna do! You wanna know what the pattern is? Yeah, well enjoy your ban stupid fuck."
@@honeydarlinggaming9156 Ironically, it is a pattern that he uses in online play, making it the most unbeatable pattern of them all...
Wow that last 80 seconds is really some of the most incredible stuff. From the fake fan letter , to the pats on his own back, to the instant ban, to the tough talk. Just a perfect finish
I really would love to heckle Phil in real time.
@@jonnybrello4360I think one of his biggest fears is being noticed and heckled in public.
Everytime Phil tries his attempt at the humble bragging of his "15 year legacy", I just cant help but laugh at it. 15 years at what? sucking, raging, rage-quitting, button mashing in video games??😂😂😂
he's probably going to make up a fake fan letter about his parents dying, I'll bet you a thousand bucks
@@MikoYotsuya292 can't forget the legacy or racism against asians. no clever jokes that could be considered dark humor or deep comedy, him just saying chicky chang wang and his clear annoyance towards japanese peope
The backdash at 15:06 is quite literally flawless use of movement and timing to make Phils desperate up ball whiff. He had to consciously backdash there reading Phil perfectly, then follow up with max damage punish. Perfect Ryu play, completely unearned in Phils eyes.
Remember snake eyes did the exact same thing to him and he called it insanely good. Now when it’s not a well known player it’s unskilled.
11:18 Dude jumped in, on a crouching Guile and got flash kicked then acted like a genius for calling it out. What do you think a Guile player will do in that scenario? 😂😂
I havent played a SF game since turbo 2, and I understood the assignement lol
@@AlbatorwowExactly, that's Guile 101 haha
Ikr? It’s literally Guile’s big thing! 😂😂
Against console players: moves drop and connections are trash
Against pc players: moves drop and pc players are cheating
I died laughing at this, dude forgot that pc players can have as much ram, vram, and anything else they want that could probably smoke his set up.
but why am I shocked that a dude that doesn't even know how to upgrade his own equipment would call everything cheating
The Philbert Flowchart
'I BREAK DUH PATTERN'
Loses rematch he thought he'd win. Suddenly, can no longer do anything.
15:09 entire combo start
"DID HE EARN IT? NO HE DIDN'T". Yes, he did. You fucked up, missed a very punishable move, and he kicked you in the face into confirmed combo. You can even see "PUNISH COUNTER" as you tried to mash buttons when you were on negative priority.
Only Phil earns the wins and does impressive stuff
and also pro players once he figures out that they are pro players.
He's pretty good at cognitive dissonance. He has all these complaints yet he says he really likes this game when he's not playing it.
I'm still trying to find the "earned" win stats. It's like saying the Chiefs didn't earn the Super Bowl win.
@@GuyN0irit’s funny too bc people who play the game point out that the only one playing pattern is him 😂. He does the same basic string over and over. And despite people playing pattern, A SET ROUTE. He doesn’t ever manage to counter it or read it.
I'm trying to decide who is worse. Him or LTG on thier excuses
In all the universe, nobody deserves Karma more than ScamSideDave. Still waiting on that honeymoon Khet??
I'm still waiting for piggy to go to court. I'd kill to see how stupid he'd look and think he's the shit and still have the gall to say he did nothing wrong to the judge.
@@hauntngu4002 "Your honor, you cant let them win this case they didnt earn it they just played a safe pattern" -🐷
bruh literally jumped into the still projectile against JP and started complaining.
There's enough footage of him landing on projectiles and complaining to make a multigame compilation
Thin skin Phil showing yet again how fragile his ego is
Phil is the perfect example of the saying "a bad workman blames his tools". It's the joystick, it's the game, it's always something that isn't him.
Phil: "I did it, i proved all the trolls wrong last night!"
Also phil:
Damn. I wish he tried talking like that to someone in real life.
Based god Jaha would materialize from the aether and corner his ass into crying again
That's one of my favorite DSP stories of all time. My number one, and I haven't been able to find it since, is when someone told Phil they were going to beat his ass so Phil emailed the dude, kissing up to him and then said "We should act like we are going to fight and get a crowd gathered round to watch us, then we turn and give the crowd D-X crotch chops." Which has got to be one of the more cowardly things I've ever heard.@@strangedaysahead4259
that would be the last thing he ever said
You saw the real Phil in the side scrollers interview: uhh yes sir Im sorry youre totally right😰
Then as soon as he gets back in his little echo chamber he turns into clint eastwood lol
hahahah just with a lot more talk about eating shit out asses.@@Section8dc
lol he struggled so hard not to try and claim AKI was top tier
Man i see why Phil has back troubles. He doesnt stretch before he does all this reaching.
😂😂😂
On top of that, it's gotta hurt with how much he pats himself on the back. Both of them together are a crippling combination.
Peak comment
How can u say someone didn't beat you after they perfected you
Moves not coming out, nothing he could do dood.
Did he earn it? No he didn't.
He wasn't beaten, he was massacred lol
They only won because phil lost, that isnt winning apparently lol
Even when he's perfected.@@ThundagaT2
I'm starting to think phil talks to a magic tree
or at least smokes it. His reality really is his own
Phil talks to Agent Jasper.
nothing he could do to convince the inner demon he considers to be into oily steroid abusing guys in wrestling
Phil talk to himself
Could have been that magic 8-ball which he forgot about after 2 days because it didn't result in more than 3 donations
Phil has Chris Chan levels of self awareness when it comes to taking trollbait. He has even less awareness than Wings of Redemption. Wings will get halfway through reading a troll message and say "Yeah, whatever dude," sigh, and move on. And Wings has a 62IQ lol
21:52 btw not many people will know them because they're new on the scene, but Airbirdieman is a very skilled Modern player with a few top 8 finishes in netplay tournaments and has even fought Justin Wong.
"I don't think you can beat Ryu with Blanka" Alright it's decided Ryu vs Blanka is a 10-0 matchup, by decree of Lord DSP the god emperor of gaming.
Ignore the fact that he beat that Ryu the first time. How dare you, bring up his own footage to disprove his decrees. You're obviously a troll. Therefor you must receive the highest punishment of the lean in manual ban. BEGONE DOOD!
Dude talking about Ryu being on a Flowchart. Bruh that Ryu read him like book.
i love how what i said is being proven right, the more time passes the better the overall master rank gets and you already can see how slow dsp is getting points now even tho you gain more than lose
the MR system exposes him hard as is, the points you gain/lose for that number are based off how many your opponent has. So unless he's beating people around his level he needs to win way more than he loses to get any points at all, hell even against equal points he needs to. He's screwed
That's not how MR works, MR is determined by the rank of your opponent. If you have 1700 MR and get matched with someone who has say, 1400 MR. You will lose about 50 if you lose (they will gain 50), and winning will net you about 3 points. To progress, you need to beat everyone at around your level or lower clean, and be able to take at least a game from people higher than you.
Big ups for including that clip at the end Memology!🙏🏼
Huge fan, been watching for years 😸
Your videos are still top tier my dude, keep cooking that bacon 🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓
15:05 Bruh, the Ryu literally made himself plus on block with Drive Rush, hard read DSP's invincible counter move and backdashed to avoid it, and then he punish countered it for game.
The only advantage I have as a pc player over console is that I don't pay extra money to play online.
I love how he essentially barely leaves the house for 15 years but hes constantly yammering about "NETCODE" like he still plays live and competitive on cabinets.
Phil’s a tough guy. Thinnest skin burnell.
FGC OGs knows phils best with this behavior. online he would talk shit and be a complete asshole but when it was IRL he wouldnt say shit, silent....unless he won something big. then he would say shit like 'daigo you're fucking next'
@@Alxmir23 He's a complete coward. Can't even call him a keyboard warrior because he only talks through his stream where he has all the control. He would never comment on a video like this because he knows he would get destroyed and he couldn't delete them.
@@gregofthelake armchair warrior is more fitting
Phil failing to neutral jump 5 bubbles was amazing 😅
>”WHAT I CANT NEUTRAL JUMP THAT?!”
>neutral jumps into fire ball 5 times in a row.
What a dumbass.
Couldn't he slide under it though? I don't play six but I remember Blanka's slide in previous games was able ti move under projectiles
Could have slid or coward crouched or crouched w follow up jump. Hell he could have done the jump back roll but no, he must neutral jump into every one of them.
You would think he would've just tried to parry or block them after the first fail
He respects his audience so much? That must be why he banned that guy for asking a basic question. Or when he snapped on the guy yesterday because he didn't understand that question the guy asked. AND THEN HE YELLS AT A CHAT MEMBER! OH the timing!
17:22 absolutely fucking beautiful from JP, DSP as usual got cocky and ended up getting embarrassed and shit on ahahahaha
Holy shit that DJ absolutely destroyed him, blanka can fight him by just playing good neutral but piggy would rather ban someone over it.
Its also hilarious how phil doesn't know how crossups and dps work
"I say something heartfelt and you find it funny?"
Yes lmfao
“I can’t approach with anything!!!” Says the man-child who refuses to use Blankas full kit to his advantage
>Dee Jay has opponent cornered
>Lvl 3 will burnout
>Basically guarantees a stun into kill afterwards
"Wasted level 3'
Dave is very smart
BLANKA AND DSP HAVE THE SAME WALK!!!! LOL. PLEASE put Blanka's upright walk next to the project 7 clip of Phil turning around like he has a stick up his ass.
I lost it when he said that PC players have "More responsive monitors"
I don't know how it is with SF6, but modern TVs have a lot of delay due to the amount of image processing they do. That's why a lot of TVs have a "game mode" that reduces the amount of processing and thus reduces the lag, but even then it is very noticeable if you're playing a game with a lot of tight inputs.
I mean tbf yeah DsP is a cretin that refuses to not play distantly from his TV bc “games were meant to be played with my awesome surround sound system and massive tv”. Legit plays a game competitively (no matter how much he says he doesn’t he’s too obsessive for this to not be competitively) yet he’ll do it on inferior hardware. Get a low refresh rate monitor and stop sitting so far away when you can’t see with your old man eyes Dave.
@@Migrean it's such a pity that he's already wasted his dent's money on a TV that doesn't have those features (unless it does and he's too stupid to figure out how to activate it)
@Migrean that's not true anymore in 2023 my qd oled TV has a response time of 1ms and 4ms input lag that's faster than most monitors and my TV is 144hz
@@hard8gamingandagslive559 how much was it MSRP. This also doesn’t apply for Dave who is most likely rocking some dinky 2018 tv he bought simply for its size and color amount. Bc all in all unless your tv is less than $500 there’s no reason to choose it over a monitor that you can get multiple of for the same price.
In what universe would DSPs "content" change anyones life for the better? Outside of us getting laughter from mocking him.
Did he really just ban someone for asking what tier a character is?
Oh Phil
Remember, he's changed as a streamer and a person. He's not toxic anymore.
I think that dude just typed Dee Jay is not top tier, and he's kinda right, the typical consensus on Dee Jay is that he's still good but Ken, JP, Luke, etc. are a step above him.
But the real fact of the matter is that people who take tier lists as gospel like DSP are the biggest scrubs of all.
@@onlyicedgarrett7791 Oh ok that makes sense. I don't really keep up with SF tiers so I don't know who's top tier and who's not and I doubt Phil is a reliable source.
@@onlyicedgarrett7791dj is mid to high tier easy
@@ShadowFox10587Ohe's actually not wrong about tiers and theme being unbalanced
Oh my God the last couple minutes , starting with the fake fan letter, is done so well with your edits holy shit i was howling laughing irl it was so good
Phil acting like Blanka is a low tier kills me every time 💀
not only is he top tier also the easiest character in the game but Phil won’t admit that. His narcissism has to make him out to be the underdog of every story.
Jesus christ Phil this is just sad.
18:05- "I didn't get cocky!"
You're SO close, Phil...
I don’t understand why this guy is still waisting time playing SF 6 where he LITERALLY can just finish up all the games he’s playing straight away so he can play a shit ton more but no he gotta worry about bills and maintaining a business.
Autism
Regardation.
The problem would be solved if he just gets a job
@@boryontotheleader2328 for reals get a Jawb and stream afterwards so damn easy
He has a history with the franchise but in reality is because he will never accept losing no matter how much he says he is not "competitive"
“I have no way to advance without meter”
This is a great example of just how bad he is at playing neutral. He doesn’t know how to advance by just walk and relies on spamming full screen specials that carry him across the screen or drive rush to skip neutral.
imagine saying "did he outplay me? absolutely not!" when you got perfected 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soo.. if he knows the patterns, why cant he beat them?
his brain need to process what happen
Because the patterns are UNBEATABLE, duhuhuuh!
Dood its patterns AYUND random mashing at the same time! (Says DSP's gin soaked brain)
Phil's Brain Does Operate faster than 250mls Netcode
Mora than that, just use the patterns with Ken or Ryu and instantly win. If he knows the pattern he should use it too
Phil: goes on the same old legacy from 15 years ago story
Chat: LOL
xD
Had to buy an extra copy of SF6 to run from masters now he finally plays masters immediately turns off crossplay to limit the amount he can get his ass kicked. Absolute delusional fragile ego sociopath "top blankas do nothing impressive they just get lucky" "my anti air is not the best in the game because i mistime it" and the ole "how does my combo drop i do the timing perfectly" when you can hear him mashing repeatedly just hoping the game will hand him the combo
great montage 😂😂 "nothing i could do"..."i did nothing wrong"..."its absolutely ridiculous how much pattern hes doing"...
the last one killed me lol
I remember a week after he got that arcade stick that he said it might be faulty. When people urged him to return it he stated that 'he couldn't be bothered' with Amazon's returns policy. If it is broken then like everything else that he does wrong its his own fault. A true specialist in failure.
What tier list is at 8:00? I am curious why Zangief and Manon are listed as A tier when general consensus among pros is that they're both low tier.
Dude the way he says "I'm getting angry" sounds like a 3 year old threatening to throw a tantrum.
"I get told all the time, that what i do has meaning".
To who exactly. Who in their right mind would think that anything that he does, is meaningful.
He was the one that turned crossplay off because he was crying that PC has an advantage, and now he says the detractors are the ones that wanted crossplay off, this guys is unbelievable
I was that purple JP (Ozmosis). Dave called me an idiot 😭
Get banned dood. Like awnestly.
HEY STUPID I HAVE DEPRESSION GET BANNED
Ngl I’m not the biggest fan of JP players or fighting against them but that comeback was magnificent
@@ZooberWezeeKenzan yes it was
That Comeback was Inspirational
I love how he defines an offernsive sequence as “bullshit patterns”… what a delusional man…
Phil comes from super turbo
He doesn't know what pressure is
"can't block" is the craziest excuse.
*blahk
That ending is perfect. LMAO
The fact that dsp tried to complain about ryu when he lost explains to me why so many people don't respect him. Ryu is bottom tier and blanka is a tier. I honestly don't understand this guys thought process 😂😂.
correct me if im wrong but he claims they mash that one moves that stuffs everything. cant you in training mode make the AI opponent do spam specific moves to learn how to counter them?
He pressures with blanka ball… it worked before because no one knew what to do.. is safe on block but people close the distance and press crMP to nail you… is not a safe trajectory move.. nothing in this game is… you do it less and less the higher the rank
I’ve noticed that sometimes, he is so busy crying and complaining that he takes his hands off the fightstick. Then he gets hit again and says he can’t do anything, when his hand isn’t even on the stick.
LTG does some similar shit, if he is losing really badly he stops holding the controller so he can fall back on the excuse of “he won because I stopped playing”
Tengo una duda, alguna vez el va al training mode? Porque siempre lo veo esperando en vez de estar practicando.
It's funny because I'll see Dave's gameplay and then I'll go watch Sajam who's getting every character to Master and it's night and day. Sajam is actively problem solving. He gives his thought process out loud and it's incredible helpful. It has helped me get a few matches away from Master myself after not been a SF player since 3rd Strike.
Dave on the other hand is not learning anything. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how he even made it to Master other than the fact that Diamond players aren't actually very good.
He's master because he uses the most braindead charcters in the whole game. Blanka ball, Condor Spire and Honda's Headbutt fly across screen and are plus on block and they have a Command Grab. He wouldn't even see diamond with any of the "top tiers" he cries about because they actually require execution. Dude couldn't even do a shoryuken in the beta 😂.
jiyuna is such a good sf player
Anyone can get to Master just by points alone. Just like everything in his life, Phil just spammed.
Obviously Sajam is a EVO champion pro. Obviously he gonna get every character to master since he is the best player in the world
You can apparently eventually hit master with a 40% win rate, im hoping for a better win rate cuz i wanna get to elo faster rather than worrying bout ranks
17:21 Talking trash and got absolutely destroyed. What a chump! 🤣
I was dead at this part. That is embarrassing.
Doesn't this game have a type of V-Reversal move? Phil ought to try it to break some of these patterns!
“I WIN” lmao ok literal baby
That bit at the end is so funny lmao
17:23 “I win” into panic losing looking for that odDP kill is mmm chef’s kiss
Who knew a $15 Wolverine action figure could be the catalyst for a lifetime of tantrums and fragility.
Can only imagine Phil in a real fight "nothing I could do, you got so lucky punching me in the jaw, DOOD got sooo lucky sending me to the emergency room, you're such a scrub pattern loser ackackack"
I love how he's complaining about "instant one-button Drive Impact" with that Modern Ryu, when the default Classic controls literally have a DI button too lol
If we go with DSP style narrative, because DSP didn't ban anyone at that exact moment he clearly never banned anyone ever.
Alright, get out your Bingo sheets everyone.
"Pattern player"
"Mash jab"
"Nothing i could do!"
"The game dropped my inputs"
"He didn't earn it"
"The support is really slow tonight"
"Ack ack ack"
"Top tier player"
"NO COMBO!"
Snort/throat clear
Unrelated tangent but then discourages chat from going off topic
And then Divorce is Free Space
Banned for saying DJ isn't top. Wild.
He's insane. Dee Jay is clearly not in the same level as other top tiers. He can easily be DI'ed, no good cancellable normals, doesn't have good overhead. He most likely around the same level as Blanka.
He is, but he's not up there where ken and JP are.
@@valsione38 top is top
@@grugpartythere's a clear difference between the top2 and the rest of the top5 in sf6
@@V2ULTRAKill I agree
"You can't neutral jump over the fireballs!" *tries three more times*
I love how DSP has convinced himself that Blanka is some super-honest low-tier character.
How many matches did he play n how many did he win?
Thank you Phil, for showing why I'll never leave World Tour mode.
Avatar battles are dope though
Him trying to jump AKI's fireball 5 times or so tells exactly the type of player he's. He's just like LTG, he thinks he has an answer to everything and if it goes wrong, the problem is the game. The game has to adapt to them, not the other way around... no wonder why they're both scrubs.
It is hard to tell who is worse. Since it's very close.
You're right Phil. They didn't earn those wins, cos you were giving them out so freely.
"I'm a flawed human." What are your flaws? "I've made a lot of mistakes." What mistakes did you make? I love it. He's so "real" and "honest" and conveniently the details of all that honesty are omitted and never elaborated on. He shouldn't be called DSP Gaming he should be called POS Gaming.
"He did the same pattern over and over again. He didnt earn it."
If you're dumb enough to fall for the same pattern combo again and again and dont know how to get out of it, then yeah, they're gonna keep using it. Its on YOU that you dont know how to escape.
Why does he call combos patterns? He wiffs an anti air and the punish is not earned?
Only Phil could say with a serious face "I can tell you every move he's gonna do before he does it, every move before he does it...... but i can't do anything against it. It's impossible."
He didn't understand that he was being Sandbagged in Street Fighter 5 and now the Same thing is happening to him in Street Fighter 6 now.
Now his laughter has changed from ackackack to hhhhahhhahhha!!!
It brings me so much joy hearing him complain about "one button input DI" because of Modern, when DI can be macroed to one button for Classic controls as well LMAO
@8:06 where did you get that tier list? manon and zangief are bottom tier no way they are A tier.
A Japanese pro made a tier list and put Zangief at A tier because of how much dmg he can do. His normals have long range pokes as well and they do a lot of damage. Plus snake eyez won a qualifier to the Capcom cup using Zangief. He wouldn’t have done that if Gief was bottom tier
I'm reaching the point where I believe the game is so balanced tier lists can't be accurate.
The delusion of Phil 19:48 is really crazy. He wins one round but totally ignores how he lost 2 in the set of 3.
The issue might be the old capture card and the now the no longer supported Windows 8.
Phil:: “I beak the pattern and you can’t do anything”
Ryu:: “you’ve chosen death it seems”
I don't understand. He still constantly complaines about bad reaction times and dropped inputs regardless. What did he prove again?
Notice how he never goes to training mode after a match. Dropped a combo? Nope don't need to practice it. Anti air lost to a jump in? No reason to practice different anti air options to see what would work best in that situation
Pigroach’s skin is so thin that if you tried to make pork rinds from it you’d end up with lays potato chips.🤣
There's no way in Hell that's organic fanmail at the end, Phil made that up.
It's astounding the amount of excuses he has for losing....
Oopsie poopsie.... what a clown
Imagine your ego being so fragile that you have to come up with a 5 min thesis after every loss.
"He did not react to what I was doing!"
The Ryu literally baited your upball and backstepped it....
Oh sorry that's also in the patented Ryu flowchart, my bad.
1st of all it was his "fans" saying turn off, now its was the detractors, gotcha...