Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie's "Size Doesn't Count" sketch from 1987.

Комментарии • 162

  • @FlyingFox86
    @FlyingFox86 3 года назад +162

    I love how they are holding flowers for no particular reason.

    • @dominicpeterson5018
      @dominicpeterson5018 3 года назад +36

      I assumed they were having this conversation at a funeral

    • @konstantinr7193
      @konstantinr7193 2 года назад +12

      getting married

    • @natheniel
      @natheniel 2 года назад +29

      i love how Laurie’s bouquet is larger

    • @FlyingFox86
      @FlyingFox86 2 года назад +7

      @@natheniel I didn't even notice that.

    • @adamhughes4442
      @adamhughes4442 2 месяца назад

      Wedding....surely

  • @CanaryKeeper
    @CanaryKeeper 14 лет назад +416

    "Well, yours is bent for a start!"
    "Exactly, and so is my nose!"
    I died laughing! XD

    • @GuruJudge21
      @GuruJudge21 7 лет назад +3

      It's a literal. They're not all straight.

    • @Temptation666
      @Temptation666 4 года назад

      @Katherine Price Bent is the opposite of Straight of cause

    • @MIB4u
      @MIB4u 2 года назад

      liar

  • @tylerlewis4907
    @tylerlewis4907 10 лет назад +254

    This is the best comedy duo I've seen in years. How did I not find them sooner!?

  • @ensouls
    @ensouls 14 лет назад +29

    I love how hilarious these two are together. And of course the guys and girls both have something nice to look at when they're on stage.

  • @Tourmaline1973
    @Tourmaline1973 16 лет назад +41

    Bless... they look so young & babyfaced

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 5 лет назад +3

      Surely you mean baby armed or baby penised

    • @ziripond3502
      @ziripond3502 3 года назад +1

      @@Quintusblake An exquisite exchange of perspectives spanning a decade, what marvel this internet thingie is :)

  • @oXoPandasRuleXoX
    @oXoPandasRuleXoX 13 лет назад +25

    "Well yours is bent, for a start..."
    "Exactly, so is my nose."
    AHHHH I love these two! :)

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs 16 лет назад +36

    Hugh is such a talented man, and funnier than shit!!!!! The two of these guys offset each other perfectly. Thanks for posting this video. I needed a laugh today and you just provided it.

  • @PSBelectronica
    @PSBelectronica 14 лет назад +12

    They both look so handsome here!!! :D Loved the sketch too!

  • @RosanneEs
    @RosanneEs 13 лет назад +51

    Only Stephen Fry would play strip bridge xD

  • @sorchathetotalyeah
    @sorchathetotalyeah 13 лет назад +48

    I have to say, Stephen is REMARKABLY gorgeous in this video.

  • @philiphartman2785
    @philiphartman2785 3 года назад +5

    This comment section is a blast from the past. Loving it; especially all the emoticons.

  • @iamsainiran
    @iamsainiran 12 лет назад +117

    Hugh : "Well yours is bent for a start!"
    Stephen : "Exactly! So is my nose!"
    OMFGROTFL...

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 2 года назад +1

      Is god fucking rolling on the floor laughing?!!! :D

  • @Ms14787
    @Ms14787 14 лет назад +19

    I love Stephen Fry, adore, worship and everything in between. Comedic brilliance, dashing posture, sensual voice...I shiver every time I even hear his name;)

  • @phemyda94
    @phemyda94 16 лет назад +31

    Aww, I would squeal with delight if I opened the door and these two were standing there each holding a bunch of flowers...

    • @maxakleibert5564
      @maxakleibert5564 8 месяцев назад

      This might be a late reply, but I believe they were meant to be at a funeral…………….

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 12 лет назад +81

    10 people named Albert Tomkinson watched this video.

  • @LordJashin
    @LordJashin 16 лет назад +8

    I think this is my favorite Fry & Laurie sketch. Every damn time I laugh my ass off. XDXD

  • @CanaryKeeper
    @CanaryKeeper 14 лет назад +112

    Stephen: There's one way to settle this. We'll let the nice ladies and gentlemen decide.
    Audience: :D
    Hugh: Alright.
    Stephen: Alright.
    Hugh: Alright!
    ...
    Stephen: No, actually best not, come to think of it.
    Audience: D:

  • @runningforest2421
    @runningforest2421 4 года назад +4

    They are geniuses of our time, aren't they?

  • @musicismypassion23
    @musicismypassion23 15 лет назад +4

    Omg, Hugh is so young and girgeous in this!!!

  • @BeveledSpilchOnion
    @BeveledSpilchOnion 12 лет назад +2

    Saturday Live. It was a live show that helped spawn a lot of acts. I think all of the Fry & Laurie sketches from this are now on RUclips. Others include:
    "Fry and Laurie - Taking and Driving Away"
    "Hugh Laurie -Stephen Fry Piano Masterclass"

  • @wickedfeylady
    @wickedfeylady 15 лет назад +6

    They are both so gorgeous, I would agree that size is irrelevant to me...when it comes to these two!

  • @JamesEverett91
    @JamesEverett91 12 лет назад +1

    Shouldn't have watched this on my laptop while drinking tea... sprayed it all over the keyboard lol

  • @yankeeangel26
    @yankeeangel26 15 лет назад +1

    They're so cute! I love them!

  • @GrubbyJim
    @GrubbyJim 13 лет назад +15

    They're both so fucking gorgeous

  • @ZandraVamp
    @ZandraVamp 15 лет назад +1

    "Pervert!" Hahaha that was the best thing I've seen in a while... XD

  • @Djafintha
    @Djafintha 13 лет назад +7

    I love Hugh Laurie so mutch. As he is playing House or this sketches! Thumbs up if you agree!

  • @lynxmoon
    @lynxmoon 16 лет назад

    XDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! How come I had never seen this one before?? It's brilliant!!!!! LOOOOOL

  • @krisskool4u
    @krisskool4u 16 лет назад +1

    trop top Fry et Laurie c'est trop fort!

  • @singinginachurch
    @singinginachurch 13 лет назад +2

    Oh good lord Stephen.

  • @MercedesH835
    @MercedesH835 17 лет назад +6

    My vaguely slashy mind would love to know where the inspiration for this sketch came from.

  • @Truecolours333
    @Truecolours333 15 лет назад +1

    it's not just you. i find him absolutely gorgeous all the time!

  • @IRonMan-kw2jp
    @IRonMan-kw2jp 6 лет назад +3

    Mr. Tomkinson! 😂😂😂😂

  • @HulloKat
    @HulloKat 13 лет назад +5

    Stephen is lovely

  • @DemonFoxAkira
    @DemonFoxAkira 12 лет назад +7

    Me: You guys are such teases! D:

  • @ChikaVadik
    @ChikaVadik 6 лет назад

    This was also good! :)

  • @KittiMitties
    @KittiMitties 13 лет назад +6

    The Albert Tomkinsons of this world are not amused.

  • @Norfolkgal22
    @Norfolkgal22 10 лет назад +53

    I'd give Hugh a go any size eyey

  • @TheAkelei
    @TheAkelei 11 лет назад +2

    It's always nice to feel understood ;-) On the other hand in Germany there is a saying that the nose is quite in relation to the ... package, so.... ;-)

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 5 лет назад

      Of course you could have an individual measurement comparison that does work. Personally mine gets as big as two of my fists.

  • @MatiProbably
    @MatiProbably 11 лет назад +12

    Ralph Fiennes on the other hand had to have his large nose removed digitally. ;)

  • @chanilastname7217
    @chanilastname7217 4 года назад

    brilliant

  • @LaliEmiru
    @LaliEmiru 13 лет назад +1

    @IThinkIMightBeRobert Very, very true.

  • @ta666ak666
    @ta666ak666 11 лет назад +6

    Yeap, it's the car thing. This theory is also approved by Top Gear.

  • @Blahblahblahblahize
    @Blahblahblahblahize 13 лет назад +1

    AND SO IS MY NOSE

  • @Audulf-of-Frisia
    @Audulf-of-Frisia 7 дней назад

    It would be great if they did some sketches together again m

  • @bbethany7
    @bbethany7 16 лет назад +1

    Through their entire careers Fry&Laurie have been teamed
    up...until House, that is...

  • @divxsamsung
    @divxsamsung 14 лет назад

    I was born in that same year.

  • @therealxunil2
    @therealxunil2 Год назад

    I want to believe that Stephen is hung like a tripod.

  • @mowestjohn
    @mowestjohn 12 лет назад +6

    Please all watch ''judge not'' by fry and laurie, One of the funniest things I've ever seen---enjoy

  • @CopperNick1
    @CopperNick1 Год назад

    It's also interesting that both of them are almost 2 meters tall

  • @gvantsasakaruli9900
    @gvantsasakaruli9900 Год назад

    On my poor baby started crying

  • @cipsofulya
    @cipsofulya 4 года назад

    Diameter is more important than length , mr microsoft!

  • @jennyjohnson5428
    @jennyjohnson5428 2 года назад

    'gentleman squash'

  • @Titaniacy
    @Titaniacy 17 лет назад +2

    "We'll let the nice ladies and gentleman decide"
    WE WANT TO DECIDE! WE WANT TO DECIDE!!!

  • @tubreeze
    @tubreeze 15 лет назад

    "DAMM!"
    Haha!

  • @homeric85
    @homeric85 16 лет назад

    LOL! "The size of a baby's arm".

  • @ena2ooo
    @ena2ooo 15 лет назад

    I am afraid yes...

  • @patatasfries
    @patatasfries 10 лет назад +3

    this is so rich :))

  • @roys8870
    @roys8870 5 лет назад

    The Kamasutra was translated by Sir Richard Francis Burton about 126 years ago but western men are still concern about their size. The basic lesson in the Kamasutra is simple. If your "thing" is small, find a small hole. If your "thing" is big, find a big hole. Always find somebody who is compatible.

    • @buttercup9884
      @buttercup9884 3 года назад +1

      If your "thing" is small, find a small hole.
      Actually it does sound as if taken out of a carpenter book - or a plumber manual.

  • @edwinov
    @edwinov 2 года назад

    My friends call me tripod.

  • @kjergens1
    @kjergens1 14 лет назад +3

    This is great. Barely looks dated. No 80's hair or clothes.

  • @javid62663
    @javid62663 5 лет назад +1

    Just an old wives tale

  • @azn88hunni
    @azn88hunni 15 лет назад

    hahahaha god this is hilarious!

  • @rnpcarter
    @rnpcarter 15 лет назад

    ". . . and so is my nose!"

  • @IizUname
    @IizUname 4 года назад

    Albert's fine. I'm not worried about it

  • @LittleWhiteLy
    @LittleWhiteLy 13 лет назад

    @echoingheads Great point.

  • @Skeew1
    @Skeew1 13 лет назад

    1:00 that is sooo cute and sad all at once! god stephen, how do you do these things?

  • @antiphonebill
    @antiphonebill 16 лет назад

    trust me... it's about Mr. Tomkinson, if you get my drift and I think you do.

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 4 года назад

    A bit a fry and laurie was the best part of that show.

  • @huangfrigga6306
    @huangfrigga6306 8 лет назад +15

    I remember to have seen an interview in which Emma(Hugh's ex) refer him as a "crocodile with huge ****"

  • @stanorange
    @stanorange 15 лет назад

    No dear, I do too!

  • @RahulAjgaonkar
    @RahulAjgaonkar 15 лет назад

    i agree

  • @magegirl8
    @magegirl8 14 лет назад

    "A Shrivelled Stupip Acorn!" Oh dear. Read "Moab is my Washpot" if you want some background on this skit

  • @lennic95
    @lennic95 16 лет назад

    my...Albert! lol

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 13 лет назад

    Albert.

  • @Phage0070
    @Phage0070 14 лет назад

    @charleeXD
    Thats just the size of his Mr. Thompkins talking...

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 17 лет назад

    The strip bridge game, presumably... :)))

  • @Liz86000
    @Liz86000 13 лет назад

    ROTFLOL!!!

  • @armegeddis
    @armegeddis 14 лет назад

    @charleeXD You mean there are times he isn't? D:

  • @mrpurple11
    @mrpurple11 12 лет назад +1

    wondering the same here

  • @AxmxZ
    @AxmxZ 17 лет назад

    Not just sex in general, but *those two* and sex. XD

  • @WaxingRadiance
    @WaxingRadiance 13 лет назад

    @Tobianian and you can breath through your ears?

  • @VoiceofCthulhu
    @VoiceofCthulhu 13 лет назад

    @echoingheads Snape had a huge nose. So did Dumbledore.

  • @Tobianian
    @Tobianian 13 лет назад

    @WaxingRadiance umm sure, why not.

  • @sunside7
    @sunside7 14 лет назад +7

    I hope I don't meet anyone named Mr.Tomkinson! I won't be able to keep a straight face! :D

  • @TheAkelei
    @TheAkelei 12 лет назад +1

    Em - you are quite sure you aren't mixing up this "nose thing" with the "car thing"? As in the context of cars I am quite with you as far as compensation is concerned ;-)

  • @jehabib
    @jehabib 15 лет назад +3

    hahahaha Your is bent from the start
    And so is my nose haha

  • @emma41093
    @emma41093 13 лет назад

    @echoingheads Never mind Harry....Snape!!

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 7 лет назад +1

    peregrine

  • @limerence8365
    @limerence8365 Год назад

    I thought the joke was they were talking about their dogs

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 14 лет назад

    10 people have tiny trouser snakes.

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 8 лет назад +17

    Fell a bit flat, that one

  • @reuireuiop0
    @reuireuiop0 4 года назад +1

    Funny guys at YT think, after this, I should watch "What happened to Britain's last Hunter-Gatherers".
    But I think I already know ...

  • @heavyfuckingmetal420
    @heavyfuckingmetal420 12 лет назад +1

    young House

  • @KetOoKa889
    @KetOoKa889 14 лет назад

    @Watabird and fluffy, pink and moist

  • @Jordan781
    @Jordan781 15 лет назад

    Mr. Tomkinson?

  • @SemiColon81
    @SemiColon81 16 лет назад

    Yeah, that's the joke. They've been skirting around it the whole sketch and then they actually say it.

  • @MercedesH835
    @MercedesH835 17 лет назад +2

    Who doesn't have an obsession with Hugh's thighs? ;)

    • @heliab4112
      @heliab4112 4 года назад +2

      I long to nestle between his lordship's thighs. M'love.

  • @VoiceofCthulhu
    @VoiceofCthulhu 13 лет назад

    @echoingheads Even better!

  • @Quintusblake
    @Quintusblake 5 лет назад

    Wait, then what’s the Mr. Thompkinson

  • @mmasny
    @mmasny 15 лет назад

    what's albot?