A-Rod's GIRLBOSS Hall of Fame Agenda

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @someonenamedgem
    @someonenamedgem 2 года назад +790

    It's nice to see that the lockout is getting to Bailey too

  • @kevinjohnson7142
    @kevinjohnson7142 2 года назад +439

    ARod doing bad takes on Sunday Night Baseball to cozy up to BBWA writers actually makes way too much sense.

  • @luvdemjets1998
    @luvdemjets1998 2 года назад +147

    Two things about this video that should be recognized. 1) This was done in a single take and 2) this was done without him breaking character. Bailey is the Girlboss that Holmes and A-Rod strives to be.

    • @FlatPlutoSociety
      @FlatPlutoSociety Год назад +5

      I love that he ALMOST lost it at "So she knows what it's like to date a baseball guy who also uses steroids" but just barely kept it together. So good.

  • @mattcollett9370
    @mattcollett9370 2 года назад +332

    Bailey really is the voice of the younger generation of baseball fans. Truly a legend!

    • @rolmodel12.
      @rolmodel12. 2 года назад +19

      Some of us oldheads, like 'em too! 😉

    • @_yoshizzle_3134
      @_yoshizzle_3134 2 года назад +3

      Unrelated but we got the same pfp

  • @ProgShell
    @ProgShell 2 года назад +446

    “What’s Arod’s biggest asset”
    Me: “weird giggle?”
    Bailey: “money”
    Oh

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 2 года назад +6

      that's his second-biggest asset

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs 11 месяцев назад

      If it makes you feel better I guessed that too

  • @oswqld
    @oswqld 2 года назад +275

    My man’s just made a 21 minute meme PowerPoint that’s better than most PowerPoint’s any of us have ever made in our lives

  • @michaelcooke5695
    @michaelcooke5695 2 года назад +110

    The is unironically the best analysis of Alex Rodriguez as a person I've ever seen.

  • @37willdog
    @37willdog 2 года назад +195

    Need you to get on the A-Rod cast next year and present this directly to his face

  • @Johnnysox9
    @Johnnysox9 2 года назад +170

    ARod needs an E! show, or maybe TLC. There’s no way writers continue to vote against him after they and/or their wives have been binging A-Rod content all weekend, which they no doubt will because who wouldn’t want to watch the process of being such a 24/7 success-win machine?

    • @joseurena3640
      @joseurena3640 2 года назад +10

      ARod is tailor made for a TLC reality franchise

  • @BBar13
    @BBar13 2 года назад +249

    Love this. Live for this shit. Love what you do for the baseball community, I love baseball to death but I think what many of the baseball content creators fail to do is create a reason to watch outside of the baseball, especially for people my age(19). MLB and the sport of baseball have a problem connecting with people my age, they claim it’s the sports fault but never attempt to reach us. I don’t want to see a RUclipsr trying to be a fucking Sportcenter analyst, I want something like this, something creative, funny, unique. Something that doesn’t feel as one-dimensional. Baseball has the longest history of any American sport. There’s literally so much interesting shit to talk about(such as a story like A-Rods) and so many interesting ways we could present those stories for my demo. Anyway, just wanted to let you know I appreciate you❤️

    • @GhostOfLorelei
      @GhostOfLorelei 2 года назад +8

      Oddly enough, us older folks want the same thing, we just didn’t realize it until RUclips came along and showed us that Sports Center’s vanilla wallpaper paste flavored presentation wasn’t the only option. I 100% agree with you though, I think this def effects the upcoming generation more, but it’s pulling back some of us older folks too :)

    • @lc1565
      @lc1565 2 года назад +9

      Bailey and Jomboy made me like baseball again after years of not caring.

    • @Wozrop
      @Wozrop 2 года назад +3

      Yup agreed, and to your point you can get really into the weeds and still tell a good story and Bailey does that really well. I mean, he made videos about Jeff Mathis and Tim Locastro.

    • @seand5297
      @seand5297 2 года назад

      L
      L

  • @GhostOfLorelei
    @GhostOfLorelei 2 года назад +57

    You get to ten minutes in and you’re kinda asking yourself, “Did this adorable man actually cheat? I mean, did he even play baseball? Who knows?! But he’s on the ballot and we should vote for him.”

  • @daanbrinks2084
    @daanbrinks2084 2 года назад +90

    People probably remember Barry Bonds more for ridin that bike than his homers

    • @boxwi
      @boxwi 2 года назад +51

      No, they remember him for his entire season played without a bat.

    • @notthere9976
      @notthere9976 2 года назад +36

      @@boxwi how many bases would he steal if he had a bike on base?

    • @Falllll
      @Falllll 2 года назад +18

      @@notthere9976 I think it's harder to avoid a tag on a bike, but the bike makes it easier to take out a second baseman's knees to break up a double play.

    • @cameronroberts5461
      @cameronroberts5461 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@boxwiall I remember is fear, he just stood there, menacingly!

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 2 года назад +53

    I like to imagine Bailey joining random zoom calls and giving these presentations

  • @ericsimon1947
    @ericsimon1947 2 года назад +5

    Fun fact my uncle lives in SF and saw a man crash his bike and when he went up to ask him if he was okay it was Barry bonds. (He was fine)

  • @e8ghtmileshigh1
    @e8ghtmileshigh1 2 года назад +45

    This is a stone cold classic and should be aired for every Christmas in perpetuity

  • @retro_retro_retro
    @retro_retro_retro 2 года назад +60

    0:00 Alex Rodriguez might not make the Hall of Fame, but this is sure going in the Foolish Baseball Quotes Hall of Fame.

  • @showmebaseball6133
    @showmebaseball6133 2 года назад +156

    Is there a difference between the baseball HoF and the Girlboss HoF? And can PEDs affect the Girlboss HoF?

    • @dead_yhency
      @dead_yhency 2 года назад +29

      only positively. its a part of the gatekeeping step i believe

    • @i.theworstguys298
      @i.theworstguys298 2 года назад +13

      @@dead_yhency
      no it’s part of the gaslighting stage. example: “who’s using steroids? no one is using steroids you’re imagining it!”

    • @bradyolson4690
      @bradyolson4690 2 года назад +1

      @@i.theworstguys298 Charles Boyer liked this post

    • @virtsie
      @virtsie 2 года назад +1

      the only PED for a girl boss is… idk probably adderal

  • @bobbygonzalez61
    @bobbygonzalez61 2 года назад +17

    I had no idea about Bonds and the biking so I nearly choked on my dinner when you started talking about it lmfao

  • @Psijax
    @Psijax 2 года назад +42

    this is a beautiful video. a-rod is truly a master of gaslight gatekeep girlbossing his way into respectability and the hall of fame

  • @mango2450
    @mango2450 2 года назад +14

    Putting him in the female ceo images was so good

  • @Welcometotheclipshow
    @Welcometotheclipshow 2 года назад +12

    Your style of sarcasm is generational. It should be taught in schools. Primary, Secondary, Thirdary maybe even Fourdary. All levels of education.

    • @GhostOfLorelei
      @GhostOfLorelei 2 года назад

      I don’t know why but Fourdary is just killing me…

  • @matthewrigsby204
    @matthewrigsby204 2 года назад +12

    This feels like a presentation in jackbox talking points and I am here for it

  • @Matheuzers
    @Matheuzers 5 месяцев назад +3

    I come back to this video monthly, a masterpiece

  • @caniplaydrumsforyou
    @caniplaydrumsforyou 2 года назад +112

    Best baseball analysis on youtube hands down. sorry jomboy, bailey is single handedly dunking on you all with every video.

    • @tdaddy6505
      @tdaddy6505 2 года назад

      He's just got such a punch able face

    • @caniplaydrumsforyou
      @caniplaydrumsforyou 2 года назад +12

      @@tdaddy6505 nah you're wack for that

    • @kbizzygetbusy4957
      @kbizzygetbusy4957 2 года назад +1

      You know he sells his merch on jomboy’s site?

    • @anonymousdude1994
      @anonymousdude1994 2 года назад +1

      @@tdaddy6505 wats wrong with you bro??? Really uncalled for

    • @tdaddy6505
      @tdaddy6505 2 года назад +1

      @@anonymousdude1994 there's scientific points behind this. Weak chin, glasses, etc. Now should I have said it? That's debatable

  • @freeparking301
    @freeparking301 2 года назад +12

    This has inspired me to get on a bike and work on my “mindest.”

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +17

    None of this made sense to me until Bailey brought up medieval marriages
    Then I completely understood-Arod needs to marry a daughter of Cooperstown to get a weak claim, so maybe his son can press it later
    Genius Bailey! I can’t believe no one’s tried this strat before!

    • @TopSoulMan
      @TopSoulMan 2 года назад +1

      Crusader Kings 3 would be the game for you

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +1

      @@TopSoulMan
      Nah, I still prefer CK2
      CK3 feels…watered down, if not dumbed down

  • @brianc4695
    @brianc4695 2 года назад +25

    6:18 if Bailey keeps cracking under pressure and laughing at his own jokes like this, I just can't see the Comedy Writers of America voting him into the RUclips Hall Of Fame

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 2 года назад +2

      In an alternate universe:
      Bailey:"should Fred be allowed into the YT HOF? On one hand he was one of the biggest creators on the site's early days, on the other, his content hasn't aged well and he sold his channel..."

  • @Bellerophon17
    @Bellerophon17 2 года назад +4

    Here I am, a super casual and recent Irish baseball fan (voyeur? follower?), I'm watching this instructional video on how to be respected by the wives of 57 year old baseball writers and ... BAMMM!
    At 18:43, I'm hit by an oblique reference to the origin of the invasion of Ireland by the English in about 1169 - Dermot Mc Murrough, former king of Leinster, reached out to Anglo-Norman nobles for help to win his kingdom back. He married off his daughter Aoife to one (Strongbow / Richard de Clare), who would become king of Leinster himself. And it was a wrap from there...
    I will be scouring the tabloids for sightings of Rodriguez on the arm of age-appropriate women of Irish extraction. If the HOF doesn't work out, he may turn to territorial conquest, we just don't know.

  • @dk_kardboard
    @dk_kardboard 2 года назад +20

    I hope A-rod sees this and keeps his eye on the prize.
    I saw him on Shark Tank last night, and I am almost convinced I saw a glimpse of authenticity. Remarkable achievement in such a short amount of time.

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor 2 года назад

      Nothing more authentic than being a good faker.

  • @tiger5869
    @tiger5869 2 года назад +7

    Fiefdoms really connect with 57 year old baseball writers, and I'm glad you brought them up, because I think that's a real business success win connection opportunity.

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 2 года назад +4

    You overlooked the best singing show for appealing to 50-year-old women. The Masked Singer.

  • @Arden2000
    @Arden2000 2 года назад +10

    "baseball writers love talking about bonds"
    too soon, bailey

  • @isaacvantol4172
    @isaacvantol4172 2 года назад +5

    I watched this while playing crusader kings and laughed out loud when that slide came uo

  • @baileycote703
    @baileycote703 2 года назад +15

    This was very informative, definitely a mess up with the “mystery blonde”

  • @iobjection
    @iobjection 2 года назад +5

    I need to see ARod on QVC at 2pm selling an air fryer or else I have to assume that he isn't taking his media tour seriously.

  • @EnGeeZee
    @EnGeeZee 2 года назад +14

    Takashi Saito should be in the HOF. He is the most underrated pitcher in history. His numbers are ludicrous and he started his career at the age of 36.

  • @EE-gv9wt
    @EE-gv9wt 2 года назад +7

    I appreciated it when you said that baseball writers liked talking about Bonds

  • @bmkxd
    @bmkxd 2 года назад +4

    9:09 Why does this gameplan remind me of a Nathan For You gameplan

  • @willwhitis5219
    @willwhitis5219 2 года назад +6

    This is phenomenal baseball journalism.

  • @charliesarver
    @charliesarver 2 года назад +3

    I get home from school and see whatever this… and I’m all for it.

  • @penelopejohnson3900
    @penelopejohnson3900 2 года назад +10

    a-rod is both girlboss and gaslight, bbwaa is gatekeep

  • @DragonaAuntstar
    @DragonaAuntstar 2 года назад +6

    With bangers like this, this is the main channel

  • @dakotathomas2139
    @dakotathomas2139 2 года назад +3

    It's the nostalgic keyboard clicks on transitions for me. Great presentation buddy, A- from me

  • @chonkly
    @chonkly 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is actually the most accurate baseball bits.

  • @justheretochimein
    @justheretochimein 2 года назад +1

    This is the highest quality low-quality content I have ever seen

  • @scottmcavoy2626
    @scottmcavoy2626 2 года назад +5

    This is my favorite piece of media ever. Arod should come on this sometime

  • @ryandeeken1554
    @ryandeeken1554 2 года назад +16

    A-ROD IS SUCH A GASLIGHTER OH MY GOD

    • @pranavarora9976
      @pranavarora9976 2 года назад +4

      Gaslighting so hard you sue your own league

    • @eclipse1018
      @eclipse1018 2 года назад +1

      Gaslighting those BBWAA gatekeepers

  • @anthonymorabito32
    @anthonymorabito32 2 года назад +5

    this was honestly the best presentation i have ever seen.

  • @theRealUmpZY
    @theRealUmpZY 2 года назад +4

    lockout getting to bailey harder than lockdown 😭

  • @clayborn17
    @clayborn17 2 года назад +3

    I was skeptical before pressing play, but this is genius and totally going to work for A-Rod

  • @lethrgy
    @lethrgy 2 года назад +19

    This and the Jeets presentations have the vibe of jokes and sarcasm but honestly both have really good points I find myself agreeing with lol

  • @thestammer2991
    @thestammer2991 2 года назад +4

    Nathan Fielder has been behind A-Rod's meteoric rise to his new status of "King of the Girlbosses"

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 года назад

      We need more Nathan Fielder in our lives

  • @joeyolberding
    @joeyolberding 2 года назад +7

    The best way for Alex Rodriguez to both reach the audience of Baseball HOF Voter's Wives and also find an age-appropriate wife to have a John Legend style public love with is to have his own season of The Bachelor. If they can find enough somewhat famous ~50 year old women to go on the show, it could get more votes than even 10 appearances on CNBC would!

  • @danielgoldstein150
    @danielgoldstein150 2 года назад +3

    I am 1 whole minute into this video and it's already brilliant

  • @denizakin5645
    @denizakin5645 2 года назад +1

    I have little to no clue about baseball, or how I ended up here, but I loved every minute of this. Great shit.

  • @NYCHeavyHitz212
    @NYCHeavyHitz212 2 года назад

    “If you’re a guy whose Facebook profile simply says, ‘CEO at entrepreneur’ A Rod is you.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasongiannaros4091
    @jasongiannaros4091 2 года назад +4

    We need more genuine satire like this in baseball, good job

  • @soup4761
    @soup4761 2 года назад +7

    this is the greatest youtube of all time

  • @ryandeeken1554
    @ryandeeken1554 2 года назад +7

    this honestly sounds like a Nathan for You episode lol

  • @alessandrofinocchi5608
    @alessandrofinocchi5608 2 года назад +2

    The Bruce Springsteen memorabilia is brilliant. Look what happened to Picasso paintings, to Xxxxtentasiòn music. That stuff' value will go through the roof.
    And because A-Rod has so much money, he can donate it all to, I don't know, Chick-fil-A? Something like that.

  • @supergaga1712
    @supergaga1712 2 года назад +1

    "beaucoup bucks" is now my go to interview answer when they ask for my desired salary for a position

  • @gcclassicslover7488
    @gcclassicslover7488 2 года назад

    Didn't think my interest in legal case about medicine and baseball analytics would overlap but here we are

  • @bjorn_joseph
    @bjorn_joseph 2 года назад +1

    all the best Foolish Bailey videos involve a pptx file

  • @kencarson666
    @kencarson666 2 года назад +3

    A-Rod should be in the HoF just because he is iconic/adorable because anyone can hit almost 700+ HRs and .300. idk why he isn’t in the HoF.

  • @gabepatterson8041
    @gabepatterson8041 2 года назад +3

    we need more Foolish Baileyball content

  • @aw.8.
    @aw.8. 2 года назад +3

    I lol’d at the Bruce Springsteen memorabilia 😂

  • @JimboJamma
    @JimboJamma 2 года назад +1

    Bailey, I need a HOF voting rant / breakdown in my life

  • @waterbrid
    @waterbrid 2 года назад +2

    im not sure how you think of this or things like the baseball tierlist tierlist, but they are great. i laugh throughout the entire video. keep up the great work. :)

  • @michaelbaums1152
    @michaelbaums1152 2 года назад +1

    It feels like you took an adderall planning to study for finals, but instead took an entire day doing this. A+ work.

  • @Lucktar
    @Lucktar 2 года назад +2

    The amount of effort you put into your shitpost content is an absolute inspiration, Bailey.

  • @ipwnatcallofduty99
    @ipwnatcallofduty99 2 года назад +3

    The only word on his HOF plaque will be “GirlBoss”

  • @LemonGlow99
    @LemonGlow99 Год назад

    This is still my favorite Foolish Bailey video. There’s just nothing else like a well put together power point

  • @Peremptor
    @Peremptor 2 года назад +1

    "The Right Handed Tony Gwynn" brother you are a national treasure.

  • @donaldwobamajr6550
    @donaldwobamajr6550 2 года назад +11

    The percent of votes for the hall of fame should be lowered from 75 to 60. The fact that zero people were inducted on the main ballot in 2021 and only one was in 2022 is a travesty.

    • @ulyssesgeorgeocana9922
      @ulyssesgeorgeocana9922 2 года назад +5

      Maybe 65% because with 60% it would just become the basketball hall of fame where everybody get in.

    • @donaldwobamajr6550
      @donaldwobamajr6550 2 года назад +6

      @@ulyssesgeorgeocana9922 I prefer a Hall where Toni Kukoc is in as opposed to one where Dick Allen and Barry Bonds are out.

  • @Yamulo
    @Yamulo 2 года назад +4

    Your videos on this channel are so funny, great content

  • @korbinkristjanson8260
    @korbinkristjanson8260 2 года назад +1

    "They love talking about Bonds and stocks" LOL

  • @deanbruton27
    @deanbruton27 8 месяцев назад

    This is a great cultural analysis of America and psychoanalysis of A-Rod, one of the best videos on RUclips. I still quote “business success win” to this day

  • @freddie2608
    @freddie2608 2 года назад +1

    This is your best work so far, and will probably stand alone for a while

  • @BigAlsBearDown
    @BigAlsBearDown 2 года назад +3

    This screams i had a manic episode at 3 am last night and this is what i made

  • @KevinBYee
    @KevinBYee 2 года назад +1

    Bailey I just wanted to comment and say that I appreciate you using a Europa Universalis screenshot in a baseball HHOF video at 18:28 I'm probably the only one but I'm adding it to my list of reasons your content is great

    • @riggsmarkham922
      @riggsmarkham922 2 года назад +2

      lol, I'm very sorry to say this, but that's Crusader Kings 2

    • @KevinBYee
      @KevinBYee 2 года назад +1

      @@riggsmarkham922 damn. well still awesome, love CK

  • @slightexag
    @slightexag 10 месяцев назад

    this might be the most underviewed video on youtube. it is so smartly funny

  • @nkaka8163
    @nkaka8163 2 года назад +7

    Without a doubt the best baseball player to ever own an NBA team (sorry MJ)

  • @gustavo_alonso
    @gustavo_alonso 2 года назад

    7:34 When "Da Bronx" appeared I was expecting a mention to "Joey from da Bronx"

  • @wasabichips933
    @wasabichips933 2 года назад +3

    This is like the most incredible thing ever.

  • @brycehawes38
    @brycehawes38 2 года назад +3

    6:31 is the greatest pun in the history of RUclips

  • @andrew-ox8qj
    @andrew-ox8qj 2 года назад +8

    A-Rod is the girlboss of Major League Baseball

  • @eazypeazy33
    @eazypeazy33 2 года назад +1

    You’d make a fortune being a PR guy..
    Your genius is beyond my simple mind! 👏🏽
    This vid was an A. Rod YT gem! 🤦‍♂️😂🤙🏽

  • @ben2972
    @ben2972 2 года назад

    a 21 minute onslaught / avalanche of genius, hilarity….and truth. 😬😂

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive 10 месяцев назад

    It's hard to believe that Bailey is 37 and yet is still spitting fire and putting out cutting edge content.

  • @ginganinja2507
    @ginganinja2507 2 года назад +3

    they hate to see a girlboss thriving!!

  • @josepharida3909
    @josepharida3909 2 года назад

    The clock hand text transitions are beautiful

  • @samchess4433
    @samchess4433 2 года назад +2

    It feels like the obvious, honest, and agreeable title of this video should “Alex Rodriguez is a a certifiable sociopath”

  • @doesnotexist305
    @doesnotexist305 2 года назад

    I can’t explain why but “What does Barry Bonds do? Barry Bonds rides that bike” just KILLED me. I couldn’t breathe during the Barry Bonds riding a bike segment. Thank you for that 😂

  • @Grizzbit
    @Grizzbit 2 года назад +1

    most powerful girlboss going to jail confirm?

  • @generaldiscernment
    @generaldiscernment 2 года назад

    "Male entrepreneur BUSINESS SUCCESS WIN MINDSET" is a weird way to say or type something, but I'm here for it don't ever change.

  • @Celestatiune
    @Celestatiune 2 года назад

    I am halfway through and still not sure what % of serious you are. Love it man

  • @rolmodel12.
    @rolmodel12. 2 года назад +2

    When Cooperstown, inevitably, opens the Baseball Satire Wing, Foolish Bailey is in.
    First ballot.
    Book it.

    • @dfp_01
      @dfp_01 2 года назад +1

      This was supposed to be satire?

  • @YakyuCosmopolitan
    @YakyuCosmopolitan 2 года назад

    I’ve been waiting for the Bailey / Crusader Kings II crossover

  • @LightYagamiC
    @LightYagamiC 2 года назад +1

    I gotta give bailey credit where it's due, A-Rod did blend right into those stock photos of female CEOs

  • @zdealwis
    @zdealwis 2 года назад +3

    Bikes, Bunts, Battlestar Galactica