Two things about this video that should be recognized. 1) This was done in a single take and 2) this was done without him breaking character. Bailey is the Girlboss that Holmes and A-Rod strives to be.
I love that he ALMOST lost it at "So she knows what it's like to date a baseball guy who also uses steroids" but just barely kept it together. So good.
ARod needs an E! show, or maybe TLC. There’s no way writers continue to vote against him after they and/or their wives have been binging A-Rod content all weekend, which they no doubt will because who wouldn’t want to watch the process of being such a 24/7 success-win machine?
Love this. Live for this shit. Love what you do for the baseball community, I love baseball to death but I think what many of the baseball content creators fail to do is create a reason to watch outside of the baseball, especially for people my age(19). MLB and the sport of baseball have a problem connecting with people my age, they claim it’s the sports fault but never attempt to reach us. I don’t want to see a RUclipsr trying to be a fucking Sportcenter analyst, I want something like this, something creative, funny, unique. Something that doesn’t feel as one-dimensional. Baseball has the longest history of any American sport. There’s literally so much interesting shit to talk about(such as a story like A-Rods) and so many interesting ways we could present those stories for my demo. Anyway, just wanted to let you know I appreciate you❤️
Oddly enough, us older folks want the same thing, we just didn’t realize it until RUclips came along and showed us that Sports Center’s vanilla wallpaper paste flavored presentation wasn’t the only option. I 100% agree with you though, I think this def effects the upcoming generation more, but it’s pulling back some of us older folks too :)
Yup agreed, and to your point you can get really into the weeds and still tell a good story and Bailey does that really well. I mean, he made videos about Jeff Mathis and Tim Locastro.
@@notthere9976 I think it's harder to avoid a tag on a bike, but the bike makes it easier to take out a second baseman's knees to break up a double play.
You get to ten minutes in and you’re kinda asking yourself, “Did this adorable man actually cheat? I mean, did he even play baseball? Who knows?! But he’s on the ballot and we should vote for him.”
None of this made sense to me until Bailey brought up medieval marriages Then I completely understood-Arod needs to marry a daughter of Cooperstown to get a weak claim, so maybe his son can press it later Genius Bailey! I can’t believe no one’s tried this strat before!
6:18 if Bailey keeps cracking under pressure and laughing at his own jokes like this, I just can't see the Comedy Writers of America voting him into the RUclips Hall Of Fame
In an alternate universe: Bailey:"should Fred be allowed into the YT HOF? On one hand he was one of the biggest creators on the site's early days, on the other, his content hasn't aged well and he sold his channel..."
I hope A-rod sees this and keeps his eye on the prize. I saw him on Shark Tank last night, and I am almost convinced I saw a glimpse of authenticity. Remarkable achievement in such a short amount of time.
Here I am, a super casual and recent Irish baseball fan (voyeur? follower?), I'm watching this instructional video on how to be respected by the wives of 57 year old baseball writers and ... BAMMM! At 18:43, I'm hit by an oblique reference to the origin of the invasion of Ireland by the English in about 1169 - Dermot Mc Murrough, former king of Leinster, reached out to Anglo-Norman nobles for help to win his kingdom back. He married off his daughter Aoife to one (Strongbow / Richard de Clare), who would become king of Leinster himself. And it was a wrap from there... I will be scouring the tabloids for sightings of Rodriguez on the arm of age-appropriate women of Irish extraction. If the HOF doesn't work out, he may turn to territorial conquest, we just don't know.
Fiefdoms really connect with 57 year old baseball writers, and I'm glad you brought them up, because I think that's a real business success win connection opportunity.
Takashi Saito should be in the HOF. He is the most underrated pitcher in history. His numbers are ludicrous and he started his career at the age of 36.
Bailey I just wanted to comment and say that I appreciate you using a Europa Universalis screenshot in a baseball HHOF video at 18:28 I'm probably the only one but I'm adding it to my list of reasons your content is great
The best way for Alex Rodriguez to both reach the audience of Baseball HOF Voter's Wives and also find an age-appropriate wife to have a John Legend style public love with is to have his own season of The Bachelor. If they can find enough somewhat famous ~50 year old women to go on the show, it could get more votes than even 10 appearances on CNBC would!
im not sure how you think of this or things like the baseball tierlist tierlist, but they are great. i laugh throughout the entire video. keep up the great work. :)
The percent of votes for the hall of fame should be lowered from 75 to 60. The fact that zero people were inducted on the main ballot in 2021 and only one was in 2022 is a travesty.
The Bruce Springsteen memorabilia is brilliant. Look what happened to Picasso paintings, to Xxxxtentasiòn music. That stuff' value will go through the roof. And because A-Rod has so much money, he can donate it all to, I don't know, Chick-fil-A? Something like that.
This is a great cultural analysis of America and psychoanalysis of A-Rod, one of the best videos on RUclips. I still quote “business success win” to this day
I can’t explain why but “What does Barry Bonds do? Barry Bonds rides that bike” just KILLED me. I couldn’t breathe during the Barry Bonds riding a bike segment. Thank you for that 😂
Things I learned from this video: 1. Hall of Fame voters are also Hall of Fame Wife Guys 2. A-Rod's baseball career was actually just a girlboss move to get into the business. What business? Girlbossing 3. Bunts > Bikes 4. Somebody needs to buy Baily CK3 because he's still rocking that CK2 like it's 2015 5. Bailey is almost able to make a video this stupid without laughing. Almost. 12/10 very informative would gatekeep again
It's nice to see that the lockout is getting to Bailey too
ARod doing bad takes on Sunday Night Baseball to cozy up to BBWA writers actually makes way too much sense.
Bailey really is the voice of the younger generation of baseball fans. Truly a legend!
Some of us oldheads, like 'em too! 😉
Unrelated but we got the same pfp
Two things about this video that should be recognized. 1) This was done in a single take and 2) this was done without him breaking character. Bailey is the Girlboss that Holmes and A-Rod strives to be.
I love that he ALMOST lost it at "So she knows what it's like to date a baseball guy who also uses steroids" but just barely kept it together. So good.
“What’s Arod’s biggest asset”
Me: “weird giggle?”
Bailey: “money”
Oh
that's his second-biggest asset
If it makes you feel better I guessed that too
The is unironically the best analysis of Alex Rodriguez as a person I've ever seen.
Need you to get on the A-Rod cast next year and present this directly to his face
My man’s just made a 21 minute meme PowerPoint that’s better than most PowerPoint’s any of us have ever made in our lives
It’s been out for 7 minutes 🤨
It probably is but how do you know?
@@1biasedherbertfan979 cuz it’s bailey, that’s an L for you my guy
@@aaronhenninger689 Bailey is a W never said otherwise
ARod needs an E! show, or maybe TLC. There’s no way writers continue to vote against him after they and/or their wives have been binging A-Rod content all weekend, which they no doubt will because who wouldn’t want to watch the process of being such a 24/7 success-win machine?
ARod is tailor made for a TLC reality franchise
Love this. Live for this shit. Love what you do for the baseball community, I love baseball to death but I think what many of the baseball content creators fail to do is create a reason to watch outside of the baseball, especially for people my age(19). MLB and the sport of baseball have a problem connecting with people my age, they claim it’s the sports fault but never attempt to reach us. I don’t want to see a RUclipsr trying to be a fucking Sportcenter analyst, I want something like this, something creative, funny, unique. Something that doesn’t feel as one-dimensional. Baseball has the longest history of any American sport. There’s literally so much interesting shit to talk about(such as a story like A-Rods) and so many interesting ways we could present those stories for my demo. Anyway, just wanted to let you know I appreciate you❤️
Oddly enough, us older folks want the same thing, we just didn’t realize it until RUclips came along and showed us that Sports Center’s vanilla wallpaper paste flavored presentation wasn’t the only option. I 100% agree with you though, I think this def effects the upcoming generation more, but it’s pulling back some of us older folks too :)
Bailey and Jomboy made me like baseball again after years of not caring.
Yup agreed, and to your point you can get really into the weeds and still tell a good story and Bailey does that really well. I mean, he made videos about Jeff Mathis and Tim Locastro.
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People probably remember Barry Bonds more for ridin that bike than his homers
No, they remember him for his entire season played without a bat.
@@boxwi how many bases would he steal if he had a bike on base?
@@notthere9976 I think it's harder to avoid a tag on a bike, but the bike makes it easier to take out a second baseman's knees to break up a double play.
@@boxwiall I remember is fear, he just stood there, menacingly!
You get to ten minutes in and you’re kinda asking yourself, “Did this adorable man actually cheat? I mean, did he even play baseball? Who knows?! But he’s on the ballot and we should vote for him.”
I like to imagine Bailey joining random zoom calls and giving these presentations
This is a stone cold classic and should be aired for every Christmas in perpetuity
Amen
0:00 Alex Rodriguez might not make the Hall of Fame, but this is sure going in the Foolish Baseball Quotes Hall of Fame.
I had no idea about Bonds and the biking so I nearly choked on my dinner when you started talking about it lmfao
this is a beautiful video. a-rod is truly a master of gaslight gatekeep girlbossing his way into respectability and the hall of fame
Best baseball analysis on youtube hands down. sorry jomboy, bailey is single handedly dunking on you all with every video.
He's just got such a punch able face
@@tdaddy6505 nah you're wack for that
You know he sells his merch on jomboy’s site?
@@tdaddy6505 wats wrong with you bro??? Really uncalled for
@@anonymousdude1994 there's scientific points behind this. Weak chin, glasses, etc. Now should I have said it? That's debatable
Is there a difference between the baseball HoF and the Girlboss HoF? And can PEDs affect the Girlboss HoF?
only positively. its a part of the gatekeeping step i believe
@@dead_yhency
no it’s part of the gaslighting stage. example: “who’s using steroids? no one is using steroids you’re imagining it!”
@@i.theworstguys298 Charles Boyer liked this post
the only PED for a girl boss is… idk probably adderal
Your style of sarcasm is generational. It should be taught in schools. Primary, Secondary, Thirdary maybe even Fourdary. All levels of education.
I don’t know why but Fourdary is just killing me…
Fun fact my uncle lives in SF and saw a man crash his bike and when he went up to ask him if he was okay it was Barry bonds. (He was fine)
This feels like a presentation in jackbox talking points and I am here for it
None of this made sense to me until Bailey brought up medieval marriages
Then I completely understood-Arod needs to marry a daughter of Cooperstown to get a weak claim, so maybe his son can press it later
Genius Bailey! I can’t believe no one’s tried this strat before!
Crusader Kings 3 would be the game for you
@@TopSoulMan
Nah, I still prefer CK2
CK3 feels…watered down, if not dumbed down
6:18 if Bailey keeps cracking under pressure and laughing at his own jokes like this, I just can't see the Comedy Writers of America voting him into the RUclips Hall Of Fame
In an alternate universe:
Bailey:"should Fred be allowed into the YT HOF? On one hand he was one of the biggest creators on the site's early days, on the other, his content hasn't aged well and he sold his channel..."
This has inspired me to get on a bike and work on my “mindest.”
I hope A-rod sees this and keeps his eye on the prize.
I saw him on Shark Tank last night, and I am almost convinced I saw a glimpse of authenticity. Remarkable achievement in such a short amount of time.
Nothing more authentic than being a good faker.
Putting him in the female ceo images was so good
Here I am, a super casual and recent Irish baseball fan (voyeur? follower?), I'm watching this instructional video on how to be respected by the wives of 57 year old baseball writers and ... BAMMM!
At 18:43, I'm hit by an oblique reference to the origin of the invasion of Ireland by the English in about 1169 - Dermot Mc Murrough, former king of Leinster, reached out to Anglo-Norman nobles for help to win his kingdom back. He married off his daughter Aoife to one (Strongbow / Richard de Clare), who would become king of Leinster himself. And it was a wrap from there...
I will be scouring the tabloids for sightings of Rodriguez on the arm of age-appropriate women of Irish extraction. If the HOF doesn't work out, he may turn to territorial conquest, we just don't know.
This was very informative, definitely a mess up with the “mystery blonde”
Fiefdoms really connect with 57 year old baseball writers, and I'm glad you brought them up, because I think that's a real business success win connection opportunity.
You overlooked the best singing show for appealing to 50-year-old women. The Masked Singer.
Takashi Saito should be in the HOF. He is the most underrated pitcher in history. His numbers are ludicrous and he started his career at the age of 36.
Brewers legend Takashi Saito
"baseball writers love talking about bonds"
too soon, bailey
I appreciated it when you said that baseball writers liked talking about Bonds
I watched this while playing crusader kings and laughed out loud when that slide came uo
I come back to this video monthly, a masterpiece
With bangers like this, this is the main channel
I need to see ARod on QVC at 2pm selling an air fryer or else I have to assume that he isn't taking his media tour seriously.
It's the nostalgic keyboard clicks on transitions for me. Great presentation buddy, A- from me
a-rod is both girlboss and gaslight, bbwaa is gatekeep
This is phenomenal baseball journalism.
This is my favorite piece of media ever. Arod should come on this sometime
A-ROD IS SUCH A GASLIGHTER OH MY GOD
Gaslighting so hard you sue your own league
Gaslighting those BBWAA gatekeepers
I was skeptical before pressing play, but this is genius and totally going to work for A-Rod
this was honestly the best presentation i have ever seen.
I get home from school and see whatever this… and I’m all for it.
This and the Jeets presentations have the vibe of jokes and sarcasm but honestly both have really good points I find myself agreeing with lol
Nathan Fielder has been behind A-Rod's meteoric rise to his new status of "King of the Girlbosses"
We need more Nathan Fielder in our lives
Your videos on this channel are so funny, great content
I have little to no clue about baseball, or how I ended up here, but I loved every minute of this. Great shit.
Bailey I just wanted to comment and say that I appreciate you using a Europa Universalis screenshot in a baseball HHOF video at 18:28 I'm probably the only one but I'm adding it to my list of reasons your content is great
lol, I'm very sorry to say this, but that's Crusader Kings 2
@@riggsmarkham922 damn. well still awesome, love CK
The best way for Alex Rodriguez to both reach the audience of Baseball HOF Voter's Wives and also find an age-appropriate wife to have a John Legend style public love with is to have his own season of The Bachelor. If they can find enough somewhat famous ~50 year old women to go on the show, it could get more votes than even 10 appearances on CNBC would!
im not sure how you think of this or things like the baseball tierlist tierlist, but they are great. i laugh throughout the entire video. keep up the great work. :)
I lol’d at the Bruce Springsteen memorabilia 😂
this honestly sounds like a Nathan for You episode lol
I am 1 whole minute into this video and it's already brilliant
“If you’re a guy whose Facebook profile simply says, ‘CEO at entrepreneur’ A Rod is you.” 😂😂😂😂😂
We need more genuine satire like this in baseball, good job
Without a doubt the best baseball player to ever own an NBA team (sorry MJ)
this is the greatest youtube of all time
The percent of votes for the hall of fame should be lowered from 75 to 60. The fact that zero people were inducted on the main ballot in 2021 and only one was in 2022 is a travesty.
Maybe 65% because with 60% it would just become the basketball hall of fame where everybody get in.
@@ulyssesgeorgeocana9922 I prefer a Hall where Toni Kukoc is in as opposed to one where Dick Allen and Barry Bonds are out.
The only word on his HOF plaque will be “GirlBoss”
This is the highest quality low-quality content I have ever seen
The amount of effort you put into your shitpost content is an absolute inspiration, Bailey.
The Bruce Springsteen memorabilia is brilliant. Look what happened to Picasso paintings, to Xxxxtentasiòn music. That stuff' value will go through the roof.
And because A-Rod has so much money, he can donate it all to, I don't know, Chick-fil-A? Something like that.
A-Rod should be in the HoF just because he is iconic/adorable because anyone can hit almost 700+ HRs and .300. idk why he isn’t in the HoF.
A-Rod is the girlboss of Major League Baseball
This is actually the most accurate baseball bits.
9:09 Why does this gameplan remind me of a Nathan For You gameplan
"The Right Handed Tony Gwynn" brother you are a national treasure.
This is your best work so far, and will probably stand alone for a while
lockout getting to bailey harder than lockdown 😭
Bailey, I need a HOF voting rant / breakdown in my life
we need more Foolish Baileyball content
all the best Foolish Bailey videos involve a pptx file
This is still my favorite Foolish Bailey video. There’s just nothing else like a well put together power point
this might be the most underviewed video on youtube. it is so smartly funny
Didn't think my interest in legal case about medicine and baseball analytics would overlap but here we are
This is a great cultural analysis of America and psychoanalysis of A-Rod, one of the best videos on RUclips. I still quote “business success win” to this day
This is like the most incredible thing ever.
"beaucoup bucks" is now my go to interview answer when they ask for my desired salary for a position
6:31 is the greatest pun in the history of RUclips
It feels like you took an adderall planning to study for finals, but instead took an entire day doing this. A+ work.
You’d make a fortune being a PR guy..
Your genius is beyond my simple mind! 👏🏽
This vid was an A. Rod YT gem! 🤦♂️😂🤙🏽
"They love talking about Bonds and stocks" LOL
I am halfway through and still not sure what % of serious you are. Love it man
This screams i had a manic episode at 3 am last night and this is what i made
Man, I didn’t know Cavetown was a baseball fan!! Learn something new everyday!
No but like actually, love ur stuff, and ur a handsome man my guy
It's hard to believe that Bailey is 37 and yet is still spitting fire and putting out cutting edge content.
I can’t explain why but “What does Barry Bonds do? Barry Bonds rides that bike” just KILLED me. I couldn’t breathe during the Barry Bonds riding a bike segment. Thank you for that 😂
When Cooperstown, inevitably, opens the Baseball Satire Wing, Foolish Bailey is in.
First ballot.
Book it.
This was supposed to be satire?
It feels like the obvious, honest, and agreeable title of this video should “Alex Rodriguez is a a certifiable sociopath”
The clock hand text transitions are beautiful
"Male entrepreneur BUSINESS SUCCESS WIN MINDSET" is a weird way to say or type something, but I'm here for it don't ever change.
they hate to see a girlboss thriving!!
I'm just now seeing this. Super, super fun video!! And spot on about the BBWAA Hall of Fame voters.
4:59 That's capitalism baby, the worker is hated for getting paid for the value his labor generates, but they love the capital owner.
“What’s ARods strengths?” “Making a lot of money” idk why but I laughed so hard when I heard that.
Things I learned from this video:
1. Hall of Fame voters are also Hall of Fame Wife Guys
2. A-Rod's baseball career was actually just a girlboss move to get into the business. What business? Girlbossing
3. Bunts > Bikes
4. Somebody needs to buy Baily CK3 because he's still rocking that CK2 like it's 2015
5. Bailey is almost able to make a video this stupid without laughing. Almost.
12/10 very informative would gatekeep again
a 21 minute onslaught / avalanche of genius, hilarity….and truth. 😬😂