(EXPLICIT) Craig Gass - "I Think Gene Simmons Is Going To Kill Me"

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @folkrocksage9666
    @folkrocksage9666 6 лет назад +156

    Craig Gass has got to be one of the most underrated stand up comedians in the United States. He's brilliant!

    • @1060michaelg
      @1060michaelg 4 года назад +4

      He's other worldly funn, isn't he? I have said, to my sock puppet Leo (my only friend) that, "Leo, I betcha if they compared Sam Kinison's voice print with Craig's when he's doing Sam...they would almost match completely!

    • @Prof.Pwnalot
      @Prof.Pwnalot 2 года назад

      Gotta disagree.
      Heard him from the old 90s stern, and he sucks, didn't last very long, annoying with his alpachnio's baby, voice.
      Much better comics. Especially in the span of "Underrated".
      Dave Atell is much better.
      Or hell even earthquake.
      Many names to list.
      Joey Diaz is another underrated, apart from the podcast, guy is a renegade of comedy.
      As Craigs show suggests, which i didn't detect sarcasm by the way.
      "The Worst Comedy Show EVER"
      Not the worst, but up there as crap.

    • @folkrocksage9666
      @folkrocksage9666 2 года назад

      @@Prof.Pwnalot You're entitled to your opinion but I don't agree with it. Craig impressions are excellent but it's his hilarious story telling that sets him apart. His recount of his time spent living at Eddie Van Halen's place in Hollywood never fails to make me laugh.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Год назад

      ​@@Prof.Pwnalot why did you write your comment as if it were a free form poem

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 Год назад

      he is one of the funniest human beings ever.

  • @darklink539
    @darklink539 3 года назад +58

    This is essentially the greatest Gene Simmons story in history.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Год назад +1

      I thought the best description I have heard of Gene is that he is the Krusty the Clown of real life

    • @twinklybubblybits
      @twinklybubblybits Год назад

      Absolutely OMG - It Never gets old. Todd Gass is a comedic genius

    • @davidgangemi3314
      @davidgangemi3314 2 месяца назад

      You mean . KISSTORY!😆

  • @thecanucklehead3034
    @thecanucklehead3034 4 года назад +24

    I love this type of comedy. Small room, tight crowd, and someone with actual personality telling some well crafted jokes

  • @amerocker
    @amerocker 4 года назад +20

    Gene Simmons has never been in a fight in his life.

  • @benhove6542
    @benhove6542 10 лет назад +71

    I could listen to a 2 hour Craig Gass special of just the Gene Simmons and Lars Ulrich impressions.

  • @moonknight87
    @moonknight87 5 лет назад +21

    I was listening to this on the pandora app last night walking around with the floor buffer in the Emergency Room, I had to bite my lip from laughing.
    I almost lost ... no I lost my shit people are hurt going through a bad time and I am hurting myself from laughing at this story.
    It was a shit night and I needed this.

  • @RenegadeRanga
    @RenegadeRanga 2 года назад +3

    This was outstanding.

  • @wg5788
    @wg5788 9 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing story. But his impression of Gary sounds an awful lot like his impression of Al Pacino. Which is spot on.

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 10 лет назад +69

    Just found this guy today while searching for Christopher Walken impressions. Yeah, I live in Norway, and he's not exactly known here (but he should be). Point being: I got a new comedy hero.

    • @AlwaysRushesIn
      @AlwaysRushesIn 7 лет назад

      globalklaus i saw him live last week. if you ever find yourself in the states, try to go see his show. hilarious.

    • @AlwaysRushesIn
      @AlwaysRushesIn 7 лет назад +7

      globalklaus also note, both his parents AND his sister are deaf. he taught himself how to talk by watching tv. he did it by copying the voices he heard. turned out to be a great talent!

  • @mcbeaters
    @mcbeaters 5 лет назад +6

    One of the funniest stand up bits to date!

  • @jasonpowell7346
    @jasonpowell7346 5 лет назад +24

    He does Paul stanley pretty damn good too.

    • @barberjeff67
      @barberjeff67 3 года назад +1

      I like his Paul imitation better than his Gene!

  • @MoniB888
    @MoniB888 4 года назад +1

    I have a mega crush on Craig. He not only does the best impressions, weaves a helluva story, makes the world laugh & smile, but he is so intelligent, sexy, & kind hearted. ❤️

  • @jimmyhanger2256
    @jimmyhanger2256 4 года назад +5

    "I got a new kids on the block lunchbox and wrote KISSSSSSS across the front" hahahahaahahahaha

  • @samh09
    @samh09 9 лет назад +20

    Craig Gass is just so effing hilarious. He cracks me up every time he opens his mouth. He seems like a very likable guy too.

  • @johnnymata9133
    @johnnymata9133 5 лет назад +73

    Where Was This Filmed? In A Double Wide Trailer?!

    • @rgenericson5361
      @rgenericson5361 5 лет назад +2

      Lol! Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @craiggass
      @craiggass  5 лет назад +33

      It's supposed to look that way... I filmed it in a dive bar, that's why it's called "The Worst Comedy Show EVER".

    • @Johnny.1965
      @Johnny.1965 4 года назад +3

      Or a wood paneled basement...

    • @stepanbandera5206
      @stepanbandera5206 Месяц назад

      Single wide.

  • @atotalmoron
    @atotalmoron 4 года назад +12

    Just watched a copy of that old 2001 E! episode where Craig came out in makeup to harass Gene. Jesus, hearing the back story makes the whole thing even better!

    • @atotalmoron
      @atotalmoron 4 года назад

      @@ragekage1992 base64 decode this: aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56LyMhVWFRRHpLNFIhNEJubWo1dzVadTNzQkpDYlpvbU5qbk4xRXducWMxWExOalNyUjBld3plbw

  • @DaveShmadeCalabria
    @DaveShmadeCalabria 4 года назад +17

    The Baba Booey impression sounds like young Al Pacino, who Gass also does

    • @willjam465
      @willjam465 4 года назад

      DaveShmadeCalabria thought the same. Love his Pacino impression.

    • @wickedfuctup
      @wickedfuctup 4 года назад +1

      Baba sounds like this though.

    • @phillynott2459
      @phillynott2459 3 года назад

      I knew this comment would exist. I thought so too

  • @coryc0213
    @coryc0213 5 лет назад +12

    Craig Gass is killer...his Eddie Van Halen story had me gasping for air

  • @dwartfarquart9590
    @dwartfarquart9590 Год назад +1

    Truth is always stranger than fiction.
    Gene Simmons embraced the whole thing and even had Craig roast him for charity.
    I wish Howard Stern would grow a couple and be great again.

  • @jamesmcmurphy258
    @jamesmcmurphy258 7 лет назад +4

    YOU DESERVE A 10MILLION DOLLAR HBO SPECIAL

  • @tksk197033
    @tksk197033 4 года назад +9

    3:05 Craig sounded identical to Will Ferrell. I'd love to see him try it out.

    • @rayhanley8354
      @rayhanley8354 3 года назад

      I heard it and I thought I had heard that voice. You nailed it.

  • @quertie420
    @quertie420 Год назад

    one of the best stand up bits i've listened to in a while

  • @jeffschlabowske5784
    @jeffschlabowske5784 4 года назад +5

    Gene Simmons pushed me in the back at LAX after agreeing to let me take a selfie. I have a blurry pic to prove it.

  • @cesarjom
    @cesarjom 8 месяцев назад

    These were classic Howard Stern shows with the brilliant Craig Gass doing his Gene Simmons shtick. I still hear the repeats of these old shows and laugh my ass off!!!

  • @jts400hp
    @jts400hp 4 года назад +1

    Love the decor in this place... very classy joint

  • @Elidoransgar
    @Elidoransgar 4 года назад

    I can't believe I've never heard him before. Best standup I've heard in ages. This guy is hilarious!

  • @Mo_Ketchups
    @Mo_Ketchups 4 года назад +5

    The BOOEY impression is what makes this video.

  • @antrosania1047
    @antrosania1047 9 лет назад +5

    Ha! A Gsry Dell' Abate impression! I love it. Btw, both of these incidents were on the E! show, and both are available on RUclips.

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 7 лет назад +12

    I remember this moment on the HS show, I've heard gene is an absolutely terrible man to everyone so oh well

  • @casinoel
    @casinoel 10 лет назад +7

    Classic Craig Gass. Pure gold brother.

  • @spittingvenom9148
    @spittingvenom9148 4 года назад +20

    Gene is from the tribe. He doesn’t throw fists, he threatens litigation. Period !

    • @hopsta5628
      @hopsta5628 4 года назад +1

      Straight from the tRump playbook.

    • @joshualoveless20
      @joshualoveless20 4 года назад +2

      How win in a fight against Gene Simmons, drop some change on the ground and when he goes to pick it up "Jersy" him and fill him in with uppercuts. If you're not a fighter then just throw the change into traffic. Problem solved one less greedy fucktard that wrote shitty music while wearing platforms and make up the World has to live without.

    • @hopsta5628
      @hopsta5628 4 года назад

      @effinghamhick Snowflake tRumpanzee.

  • @ManyLegs
    @ManyLegs 8 лет назад +11

    man this is really good

  • @franksguitars9347
    @franksguitars9347 6 лет назад +3

    This is one of the greatest bits ever! I heard this dozens of times n its still funny🤣😂🤣

  • @neebinmakwah349
    @neebinmakwah349 5 лет назад +1

    Some hysterical stuff....Thanks.

  • @AllhailtheUS
    @AllhailtheUS 8 лет назад +10

    "Oh, I know your mom..."

  • @paulcarter1347
    @paulcarter1347 4 года назад

    Haha great vid thanks for the upload fella

  • @Randystudio217
    @Randystudio217 4 года назад +4

    I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @verve92
    @verve92 10 лет назад +13

    Great stuff. Best impressionist around!

  • @clausm2203
    @clausm2203 5 лет назад +9

    Hi This is gene Simmons from KISS😂😂

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 4 года назад +4

    Who books the shed at the trailer park?

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 8 лет назад +8

    Is his producer Al Pacino

  • @mattrusak5528
    @mattrusak5528 3 года назад

    After years, this is still gold

  • @thelastoutlawofkc
    @thelastoutlawofkc 6 лет назад +3

    BEST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 3 года назад

    Hahahahaah😂😂😂😂😂😂holy shit! How have I never heard this whole story!! I got part of the story on TACS. But this is priceless!! Thank you Craig!!

  • @borgullet3376
    @borgullet3376 7 лет назад +1

    This guy is FU#KING HILARIOUS !

  • @VindicatorMike
    @VindicatorMike Год назад

    I've heard these stories and seen the Stern clips but this version made me crack up a lot lol.

  • @Andust253
    @Andust253 9 лет назад +11

    My sister was at this show!

  • @blazeofglory450
    @blazeofglory450 Год назад +1

    how has Craig NOT gotten a Netflix or HBO special

  • @kextrz
    @kextrz Год назад

    This is IT. The real Gene Simmons, enjoying all the upsides, without putting up with the downsides.
    Thank you Craig, and keep your Al Pacino's impressions for other occasions.👍

  • @bobbyarvizu3546
    @bobbyarvizu3546 4 года назад +5

    I loved when this guy did a few episodes on King of Queens Great Character

    • @paulfrombrooklyn5409
      @paulfrombrooklyn5409 4 года назад

      That is where I discovered him. Ever since then, I have been a huge fan!!!

  • @mikereseigh
    @mikereseigh 4 года назад

    So great

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI Год назад

    I love this guy

  • @kimberleyespinoza4992
    @kimberleyespinoza4992 3 года назад

    That was HILARIOUS!!!

  • @seaninness334
    @seaninness334 4 года назад +25

    I had just watched Bert Kreischer on Joe Rogan's show talking about his run in with Gene and he mentioned this. I didn't know Craig had this video but youtube dropped it into my recommended list and I have not laughed this hard in a while. I've worked in film and television and had my own odd encounters (both good and bad) but nothing this funny.

    • @timothycormier3494
      @timothycormier3494 3 года назад +1

      Do you watch the Anthony cumia show on compound media? Cuz I watched ants interview with Craig and then RUclips put this in my recommendation. Burts run in with gene is a funny ass story

    • @seaninness334
      @seaninness334 3 года назад +2

      @@timothycormier3494 It's been awhile since watching something with Anthony Cumia. Maybe? I see I wrote that about a year ago, so it's possible. It's funny sometimes what the youtube algorithm drops in the recommended list. There was just this convergence of Gene Simmons stories that were hilarious. For awhile I was working at A&E during the first few seasons of Family Jewels and could really picture these stories vividly.

    • @timothycormier3494
      @timothycormier3494 3 года назад +1

      @@seaninness334 yeah I only mention it because I know that’s how it came into my feed. Craig tells part of the gene story on the Anthony cumia show and i did go searching for more. Either way, funny funny content. Comedy makes my world go round!

  • @nathanwhite3953
    @nathanwhite3953 3 года назад +1

    The line about KISS Headquarters had me on the floor. I am still laughing. Have you guys heard his Artie Lange show story about the KISS Cruise and the iceberg? If you haven’t prepare to piss your pants laughing. It is the funniest shit ever.

  • @crosswalklarry
    @crosswalklarry 7 лет назад +18

    Gene isn't going to kick anyones ass. Probably hasnt been in a fight in 50 years.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 4 года назад

      @Abe Garfield well he did have a godawful sextape.

  • @floyd27860
    @floyd27860 4 года назад

    This is golden. Definitely a hall of Famer. I can't breathe!!!😆😆😆😵

  • @chadmearhoff9086
    @chadmearhoff9086 5 лет назад +5

    Craig is the real gene simmons

  • @stevel4265
    @stevel4265 5 лет назад

    Now that was too funny … glad I watched made my morning Thank You

  • @robaguilar3246
    @robaguilar3246 9 лет назад +7

    now that was hilarious!!!

  • @mattkaustickomments
    @mattkaustickomments 3 года назад

    Spot ON!!!

  • @harvey2609
    @harvey2609 5 лет назад

    Made my day. Thanks from London 🇬🇧😂😂

  • @beandipcartography
    @beandipcartography 4 года назад

    This is greatness.

  • @GabrielaValentine
    @GabrielaValentine 6 лет назад +2

    With that voice and impressions why are you not working in voice acting for video games or anime? If no is it something you may want to explore in the near future or are you just staying to just one thing for now?

  • @Justin-nq6kf
    @Justin-nq6kf 4 года назад +3

    9:15 Smooth bro. Smooth.

  • @starliteaquatics7308
    @starliteaquatics7308 4 года назад

    I remember this back when it aired FUCKING CLASSIC DUDE that shit had to Spike the listeners cause I know everyone watched that

  • @TripleDippah
    @TripleDippah 5 лет назад

    Fuck, this got more and more hilarious by the minute. Haha! Too good Craig.

  • @Ray-M59
    @Ray-M59 8 лет назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @davidsekowski1710
    @davidsekowski1710 4 года назад +2

    My all time favorite was Evil Dave Letterman

  • @jaysunten
    @jaysunten 4 года назад +1

    That was fuckin awesome!!!
    🤘😆🤟

  • @StyleLePelt
    @StyleLePelt 7 лет назад +1

    First time I heard this, I was on a burn run and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 4 года назад

    Best. Story. Ever. This comedic genius is so underrated!

  • @firebomb5510
    @firebomb5510 4 года назад

    I caught this talking about impersonating Gene Simmons in costume..the interview is equally funny

  • @mitchcoop1
    @mitchcoop1 6 лет назад

    master story teller, I was actually gasping for air...funny

  • @stanislouse4168
    @stanislouse4168 4 года назад

    What a great storyteller!

  • @tonymontana-uw1bq
    @tonymontana-uw1bq 5 лет назад

    This is fucking epic, Graig Gass is awesome.

  • @Darthjardius
    @Darthjardius 3 года назад

    No one can tell a story like this dude

  • @82avidfan
    @82avidfan 4 года назад +2

    I ended up loving Artie, but I was really hoping for you to get the job back in the day.

  • @akfreed6949
    @akfreed6949 2 года назад

    Craig Gass must be heartbroken since Gene Simmons from KISS publicly announced that he has no friends . I just read Dimebag Darrell was buried with Eddie Van Halen's Bumblebee guitar in a KISS Kasket .

  • @utepminers39
    @utepminers39 7 лет назад +8

    This is Gene Simmons from............... KISSSSS

  • @doodlebob3758
    @doodlebob3758 Год назад

    Did anybody else sing the title of this in the style of "Blood and Thunder" by Mastodon.

  • @knoxbox1212
    @knoxbox1212 8 лет назад +1

    I love this bit lol but he sounds more like Gene's character, Joe Adler, from Extract

  • @bazzmx
    @bazzmx 7 лет назад +9

    9:14 that's some glorious clevage, man, just take a quick peek

  • @championsoundrecords
    @championsoundrecords 4 года назад +1

    I named my first pet Gene Simmons

  • @JonPaulLeClair
    @JonPaulLeClair 9 лет назад +13

    balls out funny!

  • @JorshWarshington1
    @JorshWarshington1 4 года назад

    I know Howard's trying to scrub his past, so does anyone know where I can find these videos?

    • @FryngeMinority
      @FryngeMinority 4 года назад

      What’s the deal with Stern these days? I heard he’s gone all weird

  • @guidosarducci4035
    @guidosarducci4035 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is good. Very highly rated according to the comedian ratings services.

    • @SPAMDAGGER22
      @SPAMDAGGER22 5 лет назад

      All the comedian rating services, or just some?

    • @guidosarducci4035
      @guidosarducci4035 5 лет назад

      @@SPAMDAGGER22 Funny you should ask, All of them, based on extensive research from the Comedians International Guild Of Comedic Ratings...

  • @RudyB-ti8ye
    @RudyB-ti8ye 4 года назад +1

    I wish Gene would do it soon.

  • @kf7721
    @kf7721 3 года назад

    That producer is like Doc Brown from back to the future mixed with Al Pacino.

  • @BossaNossa1
    @BossaNossa1 9 лет назад

    Mr. Craig Gass, love your Christopher Walken impression.
    So, what's your favorite movie he's made..? Deer Hunter?, Biloxi Blues?, or..?

  • @irocitZ
    @irocitZ 4 года назад +2

    One of funniest things ever was when Craig dressed up like Gene makeup and all while Howard Stern interviewed the real Gene Simmons, the whole time Gene was just sitting there Craig was cracking jokes. Freaking hilarious..

  • @billcow3455
    @billcow3455 6 лет назад

    I really think Craig is the best impressionist. Love Pollack and them but this guy is awesome. Very funny story tell as well.

  • @katymbeke8400
    @katymbeke8400 Год назад

    This is funny, I wish there was more stories about trolling musicians like this, or just Kiss members.

  • @user-ii4vn8hw7z
    @user-ii4vn8hw7z 4 года назад

    Craig Gass deserves much bigger venues than whatever this is.

  • @add2700
    @add2700 7 лет назад

    I love this story

  • @gregorkevin1676
    @gregorkevin1676 4 года назад

    I watched that episode of stern. How is CG not super famous. He has to be in the top 10 funniest people .

  • @michaelallen1396
    @michaelallen1396 4 года назад

    Dats some funny sheet right dere...

  • @michaeldavis8112
    @michaeldavis8112 4 года назад +1

    gary sounds like al pacino here ... Gene living up to his heritage ..... imagine how much bigger the grand canyon would be if Gene dropped a quarter in a crack there!

  • @utepminers39
    @utepminers39 7 лет назад

    This fuckn room looks like a house from the movie THE VILLAGE

  • @kaydakitty3566
    @kaydakitty3566 3 года назад

    5:53 YES