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  • Опубликовано: 12 авг 2007
  • Exotic creatures lie at the bottom of Japan's Suruga Bay, including spider crabs, chimeras and lantern sharks.
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  • @markussangalang5634
    @markussangalang5634 10 лет назад +520

    If we try hard enough we will eventually find some kind of godzilla resting on one of the deepest parts of the ocean camoflouged as jaggered rocks

    • @jimmybaldino5026
      @jimmybaldino5026 10 лет назад +33

      Lol one day we will discover the Godzilla Minnow, a tiny fish that can breathe fire.

    • @flamezer0
      @flamezer0 5 лет назад +4

      you're actually right!

    • @raquelflorence235
      @raquelflorence235 4 года назад +6

      Marine iguanas look exactly like mini godzillas, look it up

    • @capricorn839
      @capricorn839 4 года назад +2

      Godzilla is found in comic books and reel. Not real

    • @darthplagueisthewise7121
      @darthplagueisthewise7121 3 года назад +1

      @@capricorn839 r/woosh

  • @paul3003mathew
    @paul3003mathew 8 лет назад +365

    The fish be like " Konuchiwaaa....hehehehe..."

  • @kobo7600
    @kobo7600 10 лет назад +87

    People laughed at Pacific Rim, wel no more here's the proof we need to start building those robots to protect our future

  • @mvpmickey1
    @mvpmickey1 10 лет назад +53

    Question:
    1:51 What with technology help with us discover next?
    Answer:
    1:57 New ways to troll every living creature in the planet

  • @CearaIvory
    @CearaIvory 15 лет назад +17

    That was neat. The ocean is one of the most mysterious places and it's nice to see some of the rarer sights.

  • @dylanoh8840
    @dylanoh8840 9 лет назад +127

    Still no Godzilla though

    • @MacTonightRaceWarTomorrow
      @MacTonightRaceWarTomorrow 8 лет назад +4

      +Dylan Oh One day...

    • @viper7401
      @viper7401 4 года назад +3

      Dylan Oh well there was a giant strange roar sound recorded underwater around 1999 it's called Julia sound and scientist said that it was an iceberg but i dont think so

  • @heryardiansyah.3011
    @heryardiansyah.3011 10 лет назад +52

    Deep Sea Creatures..there still so many mysteries in the deep sea.

    • @warifamily
      @warifamily 10 лет назад

      many no haha

    • @nicolasmauser
      @nicolasmauser 10 лет назад +5

      i bet there is a damm plessiosaur down there,i am sure of it

    • @a.p.6580
      @a.p.6580 3 года назад

      @@nicolasmauser hydrostatic pressure: helo

  • @Brocksta1
    @Brocksta1 9 лет назад +287

    Hmm I dunno these fish didn't look very Japanese

    • @Elliven96
      @Elliven96 9 лет назад +13

      omg.....

    • @CinderFelleth
      @CinderFelleth 9 лет назад +23

      *facepalms* Roflll interspecies racism!!

    • @guls4284
      @guls4284 9 лет назад +2

      +Brocksta1 ahahahah xD

    • @petarmihaljevic4489
      @petarmihaljevic4489 8 лет назад

      i think soke of fishes are old 1000000 years

    • @TheNamelessOne888
      @TheNamelessOne888 7 лет назад +3

      Brocksta1
      Because you don't have your japanese fish googles on; you are seeing them through japanese human googles.

  • @mknox2809
    @mknox2809 10 лет назад +90

    haha.. maybe alien too have there own national geographic channel, were we are all being watch like a strange animals...

    • @Cloesterdoesbeauty
      @Cloesterdoesbeauty 10 лет назад +6

      O.o that would be so bloody weird!!!! What if we are looking for them and they are looking for us!?! We are just going around in a huge circle to find alien life! They watch me now, o.o but yet, if we encountered one it would do the same as us! .. Sorry.. I think I'm going crazy

  • @CinderFelleth
    @CinderFelleth 9 лет назад +111

    "What will technology help us discover next?" *eel* "heyyyyy wtf is this thing over he-ow fuck! bitch!"

  • @bruja2591
    @bruja2591 9 лет назад +102

    Damn nature, you scary

    • @armandoramirez5987
      @armandoramirez5987 8 лет назад +1

      +Archer King Not scary, interesting

    • @httohot
      @httohot 8 лет назад

      +Armando Ramirez
      i am certain that if you met face to face with any of these in the ocean, even the most innocuous of these creatures, that you would shit your pants and freak out. I know I would. Almost anything is terrifying in near absolute darkness in vast unexplored space

    • @armandoramirez5987
      @armandoramirez5987 8 лет назад +1

      reasly dutchmans
      How can you tell what i would think if i see one of those creatures?^^ I´m not even scared of carrying snakes or spiders on my hand, this wouldn´t be such a great difference ^^.

    • @httohot
      @httohot 8 лет назад

      snakes spiders damn even wolves arent so scary on land. The vast endless ocean with all its uncertainty is a whole other thing not to mention the total enveloping darkness. If you were scuba diving with future gear that lets u be on teh ocean floor I can guarantee seeing one of these fuckers pop out from nowhere (its pitch black so 4 feet in front of you is out of nowhere) that you would be scared. The ocean is 70% of the earth and we cant even look at even 20% of the 70 properly. In the same oceans with the same creatures that inspired cthullian eldritch horrors I am certain all but the most stoic and probably foolish would be scared

    • @armandoramirez5987
      @armandoramirez5987 8 лет назад +2

      Snakes and spiders are on the number one list of being the creatures people are the most scared of. And i only said that these see creatures are more interesting than scary FOR ME, so don´t state it as a fact ^^.

  • @ADoodGuy
    @ADoodGuy 8 лет назад +85

    it ended with a eel bumping the camera

    • @interstellarmochi
      @interstellarmochi 8 лет назад +3

      The guys be like:
      "You are an IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

    • @ADoodGuy
      @ADoodGuy 8 лет назад +1

      Great, now people think I'm an idiot. I HATE MY LITTLE BRO!

    • @WifeBTR123
      @WifeBTR123 8 лет назад +9

      'What will
      Technology discover next?' * bump*

    • @mikewilliams2687
      @mikewilliams2687 8 лет назад +1

      R U an idiot? No? moron...ahhhh ok

  • @teatarua4581
    @teatarua4581 11 лет назад +22

    "They're also known as the dead man's crab. Because they've been found gnawing on the bodies of drowning victims :D" he says it so happily XD

  • @giolayugan3985
    @giolayugan3985 10 лет назад +26

    0:19 cutest thing ever!

    • @valen3584
      @valen3584 3 года назад +3

      I believe it's a dumbo squid, they are adorable creatures especially the yellow ones

    • @gardenturtle4878
      @gardenturtle4878 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure it's a frog fish, I could see it by the fins used as arms, also yes they can be orange

    • @valen3584
      @valen3584 3 года назад

      @@gardenturtle4878 It's not a frog fish it's a squid lmao

    • @gardenturtle4878
      @gardenturtle4878 3 года назад +1

      Search up orange frog fish

    • @blitz3736
      @blitz3736 3 года назад +1

      avaellie Didnt it say that it was a fish in the video?

  • @randomstuff2421
    @randomstuff2421 10 лет назад +6

    I hope Nat Geo can do more videos like this. It's fantastic to see these bizzare creatures!

  • @itznhcandelario
    @itznhcandelario 10 лет назад +8

    "See those twins sacks coming out of the body?" He said that with pride!

  • @Peaceful_Gojira
    @Peaceful_Gojira 10 лет назад +28

    Not to mention that Japan discovered the first Giant Squid to be around 35-45 feet in length...damn Japan has exotically cool stuff! :)

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 10 лет назад +1

      ? I don't remember hearing that...hmm

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 10 лет назад +1

      yeah, but I mean...its not like the guy was in the water when he snapped footage of the 35-50 ft long squid, right? That was from a timed/proximity camera...

    • @boxman2310
      @boxman2310 4 года назад +2

      @@ABioluminescentRavebat Giant squids taste bad.

    • @rayluca6037
      @rayluca6037 2 года назад

      The Kraken is real 🐙 ‼

  • @wakaka2waka
    @wakaka2waka 9 лет назад +377

    Where are the schoolgirls?

    • @jaromor8808
      @jaromor8808 9 лет назад +64

      in my basement

    • @elvondrago96
      @elvondrago96 9 лет назад +21

      You had watched enough Hentai to be an expert for this shit!

    • @jaromor8808
      @jaromor8808 9 лет назад +2

      elvon sarza tell me more

    • @xerraxerra4112
      @xerraxerra4112 9 лет назад +3

      hahahah you made my day dude XD

    • @elvondrago96
      @elvondrago96 9 лет назад

      ***** whats next, a monster baby? WTF JAPAN!

  • @FallenSkater1940
    @FallenSkater1940 10 лет назад +1

    I come back to this video every few years like its a new thing. The ROV gives it away every time

  • @MagnaderAlpha
    @MagnaderAlpha 11 лет назад +3

    Eel at the end: "Dammit, get that camera out of the way! Fish are trying to swim here!"

  • @dirtmudsnowandwater
    @dirtmudsnowandwater 10 лет назад +32

    spider + crab= nope nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

    • @amandalynn6663
      @amandalynn6663 10 лет назад +5

      It's just a crab... Crabs gotta eat too, ya know?
      But, you should look up Crab Spider... You'll love those! ;)

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 10 лет назад +4

      Think of all the crab meat dude. The crab meat!

    • @raquelflorence235
      @raquelflorence235 4 года назад

      Amanda Burkhart it is spidercrab

  • @megalostrixeeel397
    @megalostrixeeel397 8 лет назад +6

    That ending thou..
    Eel: The humans are spying on us
    : bumps his head on the camera :
    Eel: It is broken now, I'm out..

  • @HustlNationZ
    @HustlNationZ 11 лет назад +3

    Love how the eel in the end is like "Dammit, that was the glass door again."

  • @VS-fe5cq
    @VS-fe5cq 10 лет назад +1

    Amazing... And great work .Thank you .

  • @tiberiumore
    @tiberiumore 15 лет назад +3

    This video was extremely fascinating! i hope we discover more interesting wildlife as humans... if you viewers think that was weird, imagine what else is out there that we don't know about!!!

  • @chefferret6640
    @chefferret6640 9 лет назад +3

    "What will technology help us discover next?"
    Eel be like "All I gotta do is put my mind to dis shit" *eel crashes* "goddamn"

  • @tmgreenhalgh
    @tmgreenhalgh 10 лет назад +1

    Good video, they should make a full length doc on the subject.

  • @sungodcom
    @sungodcom 10 лет назад +1

    Great this channel and offer us a masterpiece of nature Thank you very much

  • @dementos7806
    @dementos7806 8 лет назад +15

    Japan..... where even the marine life is weird.

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 8 лет назад

      +Dementos Oii, you're going to tick off a lot of people m8

    • @dementos7806
      @dementos7806 8 лет назад +3

      +Xavier Horn I'm joking. ☺
      I love Japan and think it is the most awesomest country.

    • @xavierhorn9825
      @xavierhorn9825 8 лет назад

      Dementos True

  • @alwayshotelfie
    @alwayshotelfie 10 лет назад +26

    I should be sleeping.

  • @daapitchangelx14
    @daapitchangelx14 9 лет назад +1

    I didn't expect the ending
    EPIC
    I was feeling terrified of all the creatures shown on this video then the eel crashes ahahahahah that made my day ahahaha

  • @abcbeauty336
    @abcbeauty336 10 лет назад +6

    I suddenly don't like want to eat crab anymore

  • @sunnyderpy7063
    @sunnyderpy7063 8 лет назад +4

    The eel at the end when it hit the camra was all like "Bruh? Really? Fuckin' humans...." XDDD

  • @alencar405
    @alencar405 9 лет назад +3

    Magnífico!

  • @Junpei7
    @Junpei7 11 лет назад

    oo this is so cool! more please!

  • @allout1034
    @allout1034 10 лет назад +1

    Just love Nat.Geo.

  • @marvinturner1495
    @marvinturner1495 10 лет назад +24

    Lol the eel crashes into the camera smh

  • @Kai-nr4dl
    @Kai-nr4dl 10 лет назад +4

    The eel in the end " Fu you maan, take ur camera elsewhere"

  • @jfour2zero
    @jfour2zero 9 лет назад +1

    Lol at the ending " oops sorry eelcuse me"

  • @LaCheleWallace
    @LaCheleWallace 6 лет назад

    I just love this kinda stuff.

  • @NeosHelios986
    @NeosHelios986 10 лет назад +20

    We will discover CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

  • @ComMander0525k
    @ComMander0525k 9 лет назад +7

    What will technology help us discover next ?
    my ass

  • @qgmsales
    @qgmsales 11 лет назад +1

    Holy, this is SO interesting and cool... I liked the crab it was SO cool!! :D

  • @BonesOfLife
    @BonesOfLife 11 лет назад

    Sooooooooooooooo goood T.T I love this video!! Thank you for posting!

  • @jayhan94
    @jayhan94 8 лет назад +8

    but..........are they edible?

    • @mikewilliams2687
      @mikewilliams2687 8 лет назад

      yes. maybe kill you, but you can still eat them.

    • @boxman2310
      @boxman2310 4 года назад

      Technically they are, But some of them probably taste awful.

  • @NarutoUzumaki-cb8xl
    @NarutoUzumaki-cb8xl 10 лет назад +3

    shit...looks like a new pokemon is discovered

  • @gymnast13smile
    @gymnast13smile 11 лет назад +1

    "these sharks can fit in the palm of your hand" *looks at palm*

  • @LeoHuynhWolf
    @LeoHuynhWolf 10 лет назад +1

    1:57 "aw what now you fucking thing, I'm having a bad day"

  • @TheGGbond
    @TheGGbond 10 лет назад +49

    no wonder there is strange sea creatures in japan, after two ameican nuclear bombs and nuclear power station leakout in japan,it would be strange not have weird stuff in the ocean

    • @p.t.2939
      @p.t.2939 10 лет назад +14

      I really don't think that caused these fish. They probably evolved to be like this over millions of years.

    • @sega310982
      @sega310982 10 лет назад +10

      This is from 2007. The Fukushima disaster happened in 2011.

    • @Ignignokt5150
      @Ignignokt5150 9 лет назад +7

      These creatures evolved without human intervention and human cognizance of nuclear science .
      Sorry to pop your three eyed fish theory .

    • @admiralcat3809
      @admiralcat3809 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah and all these existed thousands of years before those shit

    • @ToyotomiHideyoshiGre
      @ToyotomiHideyoshiGre 5 лет назад

      i love fake news.

  • @audib5guy11
    @audib5guy11 8 лет назад +7

    this my friends is what happens when toxic waste hits the ocean .

  • @solomonevans2734
    @solomonevans2734 7 лет назад +1

    I could watch this all day. Only a small percentage of the ocean has been discovered. I wonder what's down there...

  • @leanneritchie9872
    @leanneritchie9872 11 лет назад +1

    that is a great discovery!

  • @MellacitaSK
    @MellacitaSK 10 лет назад +5

    too bad we don't know whats really benauth the sea surface because of the water pressure

    • @ckyborg
      @ckyborg 10 лет назад +8

      Humans have been to the deepest part of the ocean, the Mariana Trench. So the water pressure problem isn't huge

    • @matthewlyn97
      @matthewlyn97 10 лет назад +12

      But we still haven't uncovered 95% of our ocean.

    • @derekskarb2704
      @derekskarb2704 10 лет назад +1

      Matthew Lyn WELL WTF NOT?

    • @Tincanturtle
      @Tincanturtle 10 лет назад +4

      Derek Skarb too much pressure, too dark, and too big

    • @WhiteMamba001
      @WhiteMamba001 10 лет назад

      i think its best you rephrase your sentence again and do some research.....

  • @sabrinalewis6541
    @sabrinalewis6541 10 лет назад +3

    Narator: What will technology help us discover next
    ME: That you shouldn't mess with nature and you probably don't wanna see what's down there! Or let what's done there know we're up here O.O!

    • @LukaSlone
      @LukaSlone 10 лет назад

      Lol! You are probably correct! But human nature won't let us stop looking!

  • @ianblunt6515
    @ianblunt6515 10 лет назад +1

    Am surprised there is so much sea life left off the coast of Japan!

  • @KrayolaNeko
    @KrayolaNeko 11 лет назад

    the video is so serious that i laughed at the end when the fished bumped on the camera xD

  • @CheckDare
    @CheckDare 9 лет назад +70

    NARRATOR: "This submarine can ascend down to seven thousand feet..."
    Ascend down.
    National Geographic. Another example of how modern education is circling the drain.

    • @dah0heavy
      @dah0heavy 9 лет назад +8

      well he clearly said descend they may sound similar but you should probably check your quality or put on captions because thats what it says.

    • @CheckDare
      @CheckDare 9 лет назад

      dah0heavy Wrong. The captions simply attempt to correct the script. The narrator, evidently not knowing any better than the scriptwriter, the director, or the editor, clearly says "ascend"... 1:10 sec.
      Progressive education. Every bit as worthwhile as affirmative action.

    • @Spidosade
      @Spidosade 9 лет назад +27

      CheckDare Nooo he says descend. It's just not very clear.

    • @CheckDare
      @CheckDare 9 лет назад

      Cielly You're wrong, too. There is no "D".

    • @Spidosade
      @Spidosade 9 лет назад +13

      CheckDare There is xD it just sounds really mumbled. Trust me, I went back and listened to it like 50 times o.o

  • @MaximvsDread
    @MaximvsDread 10 лет назад +4

    Someone fire that narrator for gods sake! Sounds like he's talking to kindergardners.

  • @rickdtrick
    @rickdtrick 9 лет назад

    What will technology help us discover **NEXT**
    LOL his voice when he said next, 1:51
    HAHAHAHA

  • @donny6775
    @donny6775 3 года назад +1

    Wow 13 years come and gone. Now they found the snail fish and other isopods at even further depths.

  • @jvenabuan1166
    @jvenabuan1166 8 лет назад +2

    DEAD TUNA ☺☺☺

  • @johnodonohue2436
    @johnodonohue2436 8 лет назад +3

    I frickin' HATE the narrator!

    • @Judexxxxxjjjjj
      @Judexxxxxjjjjj 8 лет назад +3

      This video wouldn't be enjoyable without him

  • @adfr3933
    @adfr3933 10 лет назад

    wow! this is very awesome ! i love this world !

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 года назад +1

    13 years later, i don't think i'll be able to go to Japan, right there.

  • @RNBisDOD
    @RNBisDOD 3 года назад +2

    Looking for alien life in space when we have aliens under the earth

  • @jacksmales4973
    @jacksmales4973 7 лет назад +1

    You gotta love National Geographic

  • @mightypsychobat9144
    @mightypsychobat9144 10 лет назад +1

    Wow, how come i have such an intense interest in sea life at the bottom of the ocean.. but im horrified of deep open water.

  • @derzuss
    @derzuss 3 года назад +1

    13 years ago. I feel old 🥸

  • @MyNameIsScary
    @MyNameIsScary 11 лет назад

    LOL at that eel at the end

  • @cznyeet6818
    @cznyeet6818 3 года назад

    A video before I was born nice. Also was that a ghost shark?!

  • @kme321
    @kme321 11 лет назад

    Amazing!

  • @PhilJonesIII
    @PhilJonesIII 11 лет назад +2

    Absolutely with you. I used to get inspiration from National Geographic and actually learned to dive as a result of what I saw in their journals as a kid.
    Nowadays they seem to turn out the same amazing images but with commentary and comments that kids would find offensive. I'm also getting tired of all the self praising 'our technology' bumpf. The fish have been doing it since forever. Just show us the pictures and tell us what has been learned.

  • @Dover939
    @Dover939 11 лет назад

    I love this narrator.

  • @dreamcatcher2002
    @dreamcatcher2002 11 лет назад

    Eel at end- Hey look a weird bright thingy! *ouch*

  • @cowlix
    @cowlix 10 лет назад

    The eel at the end knocked into camera and swam away like, "WTF WAS THAT?!". xP xD

  • @Auroragustd
    @Auroragustd Год назад +1

    Amazing...

  • @fluffysesshyandrin
    @fluffysesshyandrin 11 лет назад

    that little yellow thingy that has elbows is pretty cute :)

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda 11 лет назад +1

    1:18 "These are the first moving images of the Abyssal Cusk Eel. You can tell because it has a yellow rectangle on it's head."

  • @BenSonRichie
    @BenSonRichie 11 лет назад

    lol the eel at the end Eel: *FACESMACK*

  • @ogie2020
    @ogie2020 11 лет назад

    The spider crab is like "WHAT THE F@!# IS A CAR DOING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!!"

  • @lukeblue2788
    @lukeblue2788 11 лет назад

    "Hmm... Never seen this one before"
    -runs into camera-
    "Oh a camera shark! Hey lantern shark your cousin is here!"

  • @masabojic3366
    @masabojic3366 8 лет назад +2

    THE EEL AT THE END I'M DYING XD

  • @briancorley1991
    @briancorley1991 11 лет назад +1

    nature is just astonishing

  • @gctk24
    @gctk24 7 лет назад

    the last one made me laugh so hard xD

  • @snapthegreen8294
    @snapthegreen8294 8 лет назад +1

    beautiful creatures

  • @danzreggae
    @danzreggae 11 лет назад

    Awesome vid

  • @KyoMao
    @KyoMao 10 лет назад

    Eel was just trying to investigate. Eel just wanted love. Eel did not want your pain glass tube box. Eel just wanted conversational banter. Eel only wants love.

  • @flatline9737
    @flatline9737 8 лет назад

    the little yellow fish with arms looks like a pokémon ;D hehe

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 11 лет назад

    Wait, Chimera, WHAT?
    God it's like they trolled us in the last one "And here we see a snorkelling Griffin" only on camera for a second.

  • @blurrykenobi
    @blurrykenobi 11 лет назад

    @ 1: 55 "oh erm sorry, u filming? i'm....gonna go....right away"

  • @spacegiraffe2397
    @spacegiraffe2397 10 лет назад

    I love that at the end a fish hits the camera

  • @theonlyonimod
    @theonlyonimod 11 лет назад

    i totally agree

  • @144ky8
    @144ky8 8 лет назад

    Amazing video

  • @ZironFlame
    @ZironFlame 11 лет назад

    LOL that derp eel that smashed into the camera.

  • @isaiahthomas5409
    @isaiahthomas5409 11 лет назад

    Love the moray eel crashing in the camera.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 10 лет назад

    He said about the spider crab that it was found "gnawing on drowning victims", that's a bid ambiguous as it sounds like the crab doesn't even wait for the drowning person to die first.

  • @bonzay1
    @bonzay1 10 лет назад

    that fish at the end had some big balls !

  • @Graeme_Lastname
    @Graeme_Lastname 5 лет назад

    Spider crabs are also see in Port Philip bay, Victoria, Australia. Rarely !! I have personally seen them. Same species ?

  • @MyMUSiCKCHANNELTV
    @MyMUSiCKCHANNELTV 11 лет назад +1

    what really scares me. Another thing that has recently put me on edge about getting in the ocean is all the millions of tons of radioactive waste spilling into the ocean since 2011 and being washed into the American and Mexican shores from Japans nuclear plant accident :'(

  • @benchong9304
    @benchong9304 11 лет назад

    "Oh hey, what's th- DOH. Okay, swimming away with remaining pride as a semi-intelligent marine lifeform"