Tito Ortiz BRAIN DEAD MOMENTS | Tito has CTE

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  • @Kinespojken
    @Kinespojken 11 месяцев назад +300

    "Put your mouth where your words are"
    - Tito Ortiz, the legend of wisdom

  • @AprehamLincoln
    @AprehamLincoln 11 месяцев назад +442

    Tito has been in so many incredible fights in his life, but his fight with the English language might be his greatest.

    • @YankeeCommie
      @YankeeCommie 9 месяцев назад

      Yes his battle with illiteracy is one he will never win because he can't grasp the fact performance enhancing drugs benefits do not help you read.

  • @rg8301
    @rg8301 Год назад +604

    Give Tito a break. He trains 6 days a week. 5 of those days he'll train 3 days , and one of those days he'll train for 2 days.......Look it up, he actually said that.

    • @ItsYouAreNotYour
      @ItsYouAreNotYour 11 месяцев назад +22

      You forgot about 48 hours a day!

    • @h-bombg3809
      @h-bombg3809 10 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @YankeeCommie
      @YankeeCommie 10 месяцев назад +10

      HAHA I was about to say if a man can train 5 days out of the week 2days out of the week he's on a level we dont understand lol

    • @ChadwickDollie
      @ChadwickDollie 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂 that's funny

    • @h2w25
      @h2w25 9 месяцев назад +4

      *It’s funny cause he literally said those exact words.*

  • @akm6019
    @akm6019 Год назад +606

    Genuinely felt anxious seeing Tito behind the wheel of a car

  • @leelunk8235
    @leelunk8235 Год назад +266

    CASHING CHECKS THAT YOUR MOUTH CAN'T CASH, LMAO

    • @nb-rc8nf
      @nb-rc8nf Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @anoldranger1033
      @anoldranger1033 Год назад +5

      🤣

    • @prsee5969
      @prsee5969 7 месяцев назад +2

      I always thought he said CATCHING checks lol😂

    • @leelunk8235
      @leelunk8235 7 месяцев назад

      @@prsee5969 NOT SURE BUT EITHER WAY FUNNY ASF

    • @jesshassan4225
      @jesshassan4225 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

  • @mikehawk4455
    @mikehawk4455 Год назад +219

    Him staring at Michael Chandler 😂

    • @gonzoradio1007
      @gonzoradio1007 Год назад +6

      He wasn't staring at Chandler, he was behind Chandler and was looking somewhere else.

    • @buenok11
      @buenok11 10 месяцев назад +38

      He was playing with his booger

    • @timslee0618
      @timslee0618 9 месяцев назад +5

      That Staring looked creepy tbh

  • @Dixie_Normous212
    @Dixie_Normous212 Год назад +69

    “I Never let you down until now
    I won’t start” dropping gems

  • @GrapplingIgnorance
    @GrapplingIgnorance Год назад +121

    Tito just out here giving every thing he has to keep the "dumb jock" stereotype alive.

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Год назад +33

      He wants to outlive that stereotype just like he’ll outlive his kids

  • @davide.b8027
    @davide.b8027 Год назад +162

    Gregor McConor is a beast!

  • @Ivebeenhad
    @Ivebeenhad Год назад +72

    “The Florida of the United States in Huntington Beach”
    Tito is like a dumb robot that keeps mixing up all six phrases that he knows.

  • @JackR1515
    @JackR1515 Год назад +49

    If you don’t learn from your losses, you can never learn anything to process your future better from your wins - Tito Ortiz 💯

  • @calebdruckenmiller3148
    @calebdruckenmiller3148 Год назад +65

    "I fight for my fans, my fan and my family. And that's what it's about." Tito Ortiz

    • @tbewin1z143
      @tbewin1z143 День назад

      Look at Caleb here folks, he is a guy who wants to outlive his children; he is also a juicy juice boy

  • @cizia69
    @cizia69 8 месяцев назад +30

    Tito is like a magic 8 ball with CTE

  • @craigbuchan
    @craigbuchan Год назад +84

    We are all playing checkers while Tito is playing Chest

    • @LuxuryNightmare
      @LuxuryNightmare 7 месяцев назад +6

      This one broke me, i can't stop laughing

  • @juliuscaesar6994
    @juliuscaesar6994 6 месяцев назад +21

    "We got 3 things.. God, faith, family and freedom".. 😂

  • @drjcup3228
    @drjcup3228 9 месяцев назад +18

    “Big words to fulfill those shoes” is a new one.

  • @IamNothingNowhere
    @IamNothingNowhere 8 месяцев назад +17

    "They look behind them and there's not one rock unturned. EVERY rock is unturned behind them."
    Makes sense.

  • @ryanworthen6618
    @ryanworthen6618 Год назад +132

    " I never wake up at 6:30!!!"" Unless I'm going to bed"! 🤔

    • @therealone086
      @therealone086 11 месяцев назад +16

      "Put your mouth, uh, where your words are."8:24

    • @gbear7398
      @gbear7398 10 месяцев назад +15

      At least he takes care of himself now, now its about his kids, he wants to outlive his children of coures 100%.

    • @HoldTheDark-o8e
      @HoldTheDark-o8e 3 месяца назад +3

      Name 5 greatest of all time....Names 4.

    • @robertjamesonmusic
      @robertjamesonmusic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@gbear7398Father of the year

  • @NoAlliance
    @NoAlliance Год назад +53

    “Because most are” 😂😂

  • @jeevds
    @jeevds Год назад +69

    “I wanna outlive my children”😂😂😂 6:35

  • @pawlpoche8736
    @pawlpoche8736 4 месяца назад +12

    Tito’s forehead looks like the front end of a car from the 50’s 😂

  • @9ine94
    @9ine94 Год назад +33

    Even Brendan Schaub was looking at him like “dude can’t be this dumb” 😂

  • @sentientdogma1206
    @sentientdogma1206 Год назад +58

    ‘Every rock is unturned behind them’ 😂😂😂

    • @Bobnormal4
      @Bobnormal4 Год назад

      😂 fuck me

    • @calebdruckenmiller3148
      @calebdruckenmiller3148 Год назад +4

      that one actually makes sense just said in such a strange way lol

    • @kapitan27
      @kapitan27 10 месяцев назад +7

      Well he meant every rock is TURNED. If every rock was unturned it’d be the opposite of “leave no stone unturned.” He gets an A for effort though.

    • @robertjamesonmusic
      @robertjamesonmusic 2 месяца назад

      Lmao

  • @That1ThatHasIt
    @That1ThatHasIt 10 месяцев назад +75

    That gay/sexual predator rant is gold 😅

  • @eskay231
    @eskay231 Год назад +84

    "I wanna outlive my children.... long pause ... of course, 100 percent"

    • @michaelhuerter1921
      @michaelhuerter1921 9 месяцев назад +31

      It's like something deep down in him told him that was wrong, then his brain was like “no tito you are right”

    • @robertjamesonmusic
      @robertjamesonmusic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@michaelhuerter1921😂

  • @billbostabbins4262
    @billbostabbins4262 11 месяцев назад +13

    "Google Tito Ortiz talking that's all I have say."
    -Uncle Dana

  • @Cybertron-cs7sk
    @Cybertron-cs7sk Год назад +39

    I love Tito he's not great with the words but he's an awesome coach and teacher very under appreciated as a coach, deep down he actually has a big heart just not great with the words but I still adore him ❤.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Год назад +26

      He hasn't let you down till now. He won't start.

    • @DizzyDez613
      @DizzyDez613 Год назад +4

      He was honestly amazing when he was a coach on TUF. I rewatched all those old seasons on fight pass a couple years ago. I came out with a new found respect for Tito.
      He gave those guys his all. You could tell he genuinely cared about helping those fighters become better.
      Shamrock on the other hand, worst coach in TUF history by a LARGE margin. What an asshole.

    • @b.s.bobbyshaw
      @b.s.bobbyshaw Год назад +6

      100% agree. And watch how good he was in his prime. Watch his highlights, I wanna tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the vids… what you saw… in the highlights.

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well, it's survival of the fitness

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 11 месяцев назад +7

    Tito Ortiz is genuinely awesome. Hes the funniest man ever and he doesnt even try

  • @Haerinx87
    @Haerinx87 6 месяцев назад +8

    Tito literally said
    "I fight for my fans, my fan and my family" 😂

  • @darijanjamak2632
    @darijanjamak2632 11 месяцев назад +6

    A doubled edged sword that ill shine myself
    This is the kind of stuff I watch the office for - pure comedy gold

  • @presswoodard3730
    @presswoodard3730 Год назад +17

    Tito says the opposite of what he means lol

  • @nathj4818
    @nathj4818 Год назад +31

    Remember kids ALWAYS put your mouth where your words are

  • @struBANG
    @struBANG 8 месяцев назад +9

    “They say If you never learn from your losses, you uh uh can never learn anything to process your future better from your wins”
    Tito

    • @Edawg1213
      @Edawg1213 3 месяца назад

      I’m weak asf 😂

  • @Duecey2k
    @Duecey2k Год назад +26

    “ You live & you learn & you forget… I hope”😂😂😂

  • @Brewface83
    @Brewface83 Месяц назад +2

    Literally ricky from TPB level intelligence didn’t even think it was possible

  • @Pancakes741
    @Pancakes741 Год назад +32

    i never wake up at 6:30 unless im going to sleep 😂

    • @TonyDracon
      @TonyDracon 11 месяцев назад +2

      They makes sense though

    • @samplays7972
      @samplays7972 Месяц назад

      @@TonyDraconjudging by your response I can tell you’re kin to tito

  • @tracemiller1519
    @tracemiller1519 10 месяцев назад +16

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard Tito say a saying the correct way😂

    • @yeahright2449
      @yeahright2449 6 месяцев назад +1

      I bet he's only pulled it off a handful of times

    • @tracemiller1519
      @tracemiller1519 6 месяцев назад

      @@yeahright2449 I bet he hasn’t 🤣

    • @tracemiller1519
      @tracemiller1519 6 месяцев назад

      @@yeahright2449 yea maybe in the mirror practicing, then folds on stage 🤣

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 10 месяцев назад +12

    “I’m not punch drunk, I’m a hardworking American”

  • @DemocracyManifest
    @DemocracyManifest 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro's an absolute gift...wish there were more unhinged people on tv like this dude, makes for a great source of amusement

  • @chrisskywalker6079
    @chrisskywalker6079 10 месяцев назад +11

    "I married once with my son Jacob..."🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanb324
    @nathanb324 Месяц назад +3

    Put your mouth where your words are is golden

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 28 дней назад +3

      What happens when we die ? Well what happens is I leave a legacy behind me.

  • @j-sin3344
    @j-sin3344 Год назад +18

    4:08 his fan must be so proud of him, that good little 3 blade oscillating fan.

    • @kapitan27
      @kapitan27 10 месяцев назад +7

      Tito can be summed up by the three F’s: Faith, family, his fans, his fan, and God.

  • @mtnvlifestyles
    @mtnvlifestyles 6 месяцев назад +5

    "I never wake up at 6 in the morning unless I'm going to sleep"

  • @bubbsruebella8902
    @bubbsruebella8902 Месяц назад +1

    "Gregor McConor"😂😂😂
    Make him sound more like a leprachaun😂😂😂

  • @speckcarteret4095
    @speckcarteret4095 7 месяцев назад +6

    Damn he actually got people to clap for him-then just fkd it up😂😂😂

  • @YearsOVDecay1
    @YearsOVDecay1 Год назад +72

    He might be a bit goofy, but you gotta admit he seems like a genuinely good dude who's heart is in the right place. His brain might not be, but his heart definitely is.
    Like ".... Don't ever step on anyone to get ahead and try to be respectful..."
    Not sure why that was included here, cause that was pretty solid.

    • @Nidhoggxx86
      @Nidhoggxx86 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, but Titty Orcjiz shit on both of those 2 rules.

    • @wreckim
      @wreckim 11 месяцев назад +12

      He can easily turn to hate though. The gay bashing is quite incredible. They're 'all' sexual predators??!! my gosh. There's a few in every one our families somewhere....imagine the jails if this were true. It's just a sexual choice, but no....and this alone makes him a monster with his fame.

    • @Nidhoggxx86
      @Nidhoggxx86 11 месяцев назад

      @@wreckim how titty orcjizz just became mayor of Huntington Beach just blows my mind.

    • @GideonHawk-j8i
      @GideonHawk-j8i 11 месяцев назад +11

      I don’t have to admit that, I saw him nearly bite a guy’s nose off and stomp him with his coach like 4am in a club in Memphis after Bellator in 2014, dude is a drunken lunatic, guy’s nose was literally hanging halfway off and Tito was doing shots after with blood all over his face

    • @jamesd7495
      @jamesd7495 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@wreckimman yall democrats really know how to twist someone’s words around lol

  • @mohsay660
    @mohsay660 5 месяцев назад +6

    I wish he did a new interview every single day

  • @TangodownNZ
    @TangodownNZ 11 месяцев назад +9

    “Big words to fulfil those shoes” I like how he is a complete moron, but he’s still confident. I respect that

  • @JayTeeAyy
    @JayTeeAyy 10 месяцев назад +9

    6:10 wow, truer words have never been said from that poster

  • @CKWINN11
    @CKWINN11 Год назад +23

    Even brendan was thinking wtf when he said he wants to out live his kids 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 10 месяцев назад +1

      Luke Rockhold is an idiot but Brendan makes him look smart and Tito makes Brendan look smart. That begs the question, who would make Tito look smart?

    • @CKWINN11
      @CKWINN11 10 месяцев назад

      @@H.K.5 Ken Shamrock

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@CKWINN11 That’s debatable. Tito did make Ken look like an idiot everytime they trash talked each other but when you look at their separate interviews, Ken sounds way smarter than Tito.

  • @hectorvergara3394
    @hectorvergara3394 Год назад +18

    3:08 Huntington is the Florida of the United States lmao well alright then 😂🤣🤣

  • @davide.b8027
    @davide.b8027 Год назад +17

    8:01 😂😂the face Tito makes after he says that comment about gas coming out of chaels butt

  • @checksoverstripes2498
    @checksoverstripes2498 Год назад +15

    HAPPY DAY. IT’S YOUR DAY TODAY.

  • @Rob-h7i1z
    @Rob-h7i1z 7 месяцев назад +3

    A once in a generation wordsmith Tito Ortiz

  • @Hypp12
    @Hypp12 7 месяцев назад +6

    Legendary fighter Greggor McConnor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theegreatestever2420
    @theegreatestever2420 6 месяцев назад +1

    U cant get enough of these Tito stuff...its been months since my last watch and years of laughter but boy oh boy Tito is a huge legend for these as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he definitely will leave a huge legacy in various ways

  • @GideonHawk-j8i
    @GideonHawk-j8i 11 месяцев назад +3

    Brenden looking at Tito thinking “he’s not trying to be funny and still making more people laugh right now than I ever will”

  • @donhopf
    @donhopf 11 месяцев назад +6

    He really tries and digs deep, but there is just nothing there. He is always entertaining though!

  • @sa210725
    @sa210725 10 месяцев назад +6

    I wont let you down , till now. Im tito Ortiz

  • @bostonbruinsfanboy
    @bostonbruinsfanboy 7 месяцев назад +4

    Oh man he lost the crowd so fast when he said Preditor.

  • @PlanetKombatTv
    @PlanetKombatTv 9 месяцев назад +5

    That Mount Rushmore was absolutely terrible 😂

    • @juliuscaesar6994
      @juliuscaesar6994 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bro left Tito 4 options out of 5 excluding himself and Tito still manage to INCLUDE himself out of the 4 options😂..

  • @MrJamesdryable
    @MrJamesdryable Год назад +5

    "One two three four - you are in a thumb war."

  • @DantesPerineum
    @DantesPerineum 4 месяца назад +1

    We all clown on Tito’s mic skills but fr he seems like a really nice and genuine guy

  • @TheWHIGJr
    @TheWHIGJr Год назад +2

    Several gems I hadn’t seen. Hilarious

  • @QuickStrikes84
    @QuickStrikes84 Месяц назад

    Tito's brain writing checks that this mouth can't cash. lol

  • @jmc04200
    @jmc04200 3 месяца назад +1

    Schaub controlling his laughter when Ortiz said he wanta to outlive his children 100% is pure gold.😂😂😂

  • @letmeknowhowthatgoes
    @letmeknowhowthatgoes Месяц назад

    “Brandon Schwaub” 😂

  • @yanlaroche90
    @yanlaroche90 7 месяцев назад +4

    Video gave me seconhand CTE

  • @whythe48
    @whythe48 3 дня назад

    Boxing is checkers and MMA is CHEST LMFAO JEEZ THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS

  • @Mashamillions
    @Mashamillions 2 месяца назад

    This was the funniest thing I’ve watched all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshv3190
    @joshv3190 11 месяцев назад +3

    That look Schaub gave him when he said he wants to outlive his children 🤣

  • @iansilva7422
    @iansilva7422 10 месяцев назад +2

    CTE is a hell of a thing

  • @bobbymoriahyoho537
    @bobbymoriahyoho537 8 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao!!! I love listening to this man talk!😂😂😂

  • @Steelkicker
    @Steelkicker 2 месяца назад

    His top 4 had me howling

  • @ROSSM101
    @ROSSM101 9 месяцев назад

    Never can never be never. Well said Tito... Well said

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 Год назад +7

    Does Tito have a podcast? He mustn’t. Cuz if he did, it would be the most watched, most known podcast in history. It would be the funniest thing

  • @mopimpn
    @mopimpn Год назад +8

    Acronym J.U.I.C.E.B.O.X. ....This dude is daily quotes mixed put in a blender wine cheese head violin

  • @The40Glock1
    @The40Glock1 22 дня назад +1

    I wanna outlive my kids- Tito Ortiz

  • @elvalvinoskyo3307
    @elvalvinoskyo3307 Месяц назад

    Tito has taken too many shots to the head 😂😂😂

  • @tristanbabineau1532
    @tristanbabineau1532 Месяц назад

    You can have a more productive conversation with a traffic cone, than tito ortiz.

  • @salatieljyrustumanan4929
    @salatieljyrustumanan4929 Месяц назад

    Tito Ortizm is peak entertainment

  • @Wicked2305
    @Wicked2305 2 месяца назад +1

    Micheal Scott taking notes 🤣

  • @JTT311
    @JTT311 Год назад +2

    The chest thing is amazing. He’s quite the character

  • @zogg_the_eternal7981
    @zogg_the_eternal7981 7 месяцев назад +1

    At least he fights for his fans, his fan and his family.

  • @murraylamb4734
    @murraylamb4734 5 месяцев назад

    I couldn't even watch the whole thing.. My brain said "stop, this is causing damage"

  • @joshawapreiss2059
    @joshawapreiss2059 3 месяца назад

    Trust in Tito. He's never let you down until now. He won't start

  • @B.K.C.B
    @B.K.C.B Месяц назад

    "A double edge sword I get to shine myself" sounds exactly like something Ricky would say in trailer park boys 😂

  • @konastyle5682
    @konastyle5682 8 месяцев назад +1

    His tongue got his words to its out

  • @defx
    @defx Год назад +14

    He’s been married once with his oldest son Jacob.

  • @yusefmordred1621
    @yusefmordred1621 6 месяцев назад +1

    I know when I was a kid I couldn't bite my own ass that well until some caring adult showed me the right way

  • @MDR50-45
    @MDR50-45 Месяц назад +1

    The part where he talks about socialism is actually good

  • @kennethhardeman3292
    @kennethhardeman3292 4 месяца назад

    1:30😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao this shit was like a parody movie

  • @WilhelmFreidrich
    @WilhelmFreidrich 20 дней назад

    It's crazy that what he's saying makes no sense, yet I can still perfectly understand him.

  • @teagen1469
    @teagen1469 7 месяцев назад

    “I gotta lot of brains baby” yeah a big old swollen brain

  • @longshotsportsteam
    @longshotsportsteam 10 месяцев назад +2

    Put your words where your mouth are... Put that cheese and wine there too sounds like a violin

  • @kieran7925
    @kieran7925 3 месяца назад

    When you put all point into strength and endurance but sacrifice intelligence

  • @benjohnson3612
    @benjohnson3612 4 месяца назад +1

    Tito genuinely making you feel like you’ve got a chance in life regardless of education, background or age. Teaching your children to be what? Wow.

  • @carmike7671
    @carmike7671 2 месяца назад +1

    Honestly surprised he put Ken in his Mount Rushmore

  • @nomsdeguerre315
    @nomsdeguerre315 9 месяцев назад +3

    he should work in a call center, that only deals with scam callers, they would not stand a change against him

  • @adrianramirez2348
    @adrianramirez2348 9 месяцев назад

    "One two three four, you are in a thumb war" lmao i havent heard that one yet