Give Tito a break. He trains 6 days a week. 5 of those days he'll train 3 days , and one of those days he'll train for 2 days.......Look it up, he actually said that.
I love Tito he's not great with the words but he's an awesome coach and teacher very under appreciated as a coach, deep down he actually has a big heart just not great with the words but I still adore him ❤.
He was honestly amazing when he was a coach on TUF. I rewatched all those old seasons on fight pass a couple years ago. I came out with a new found respect for Tito. He gave those guys his all. You could tell he genuinely cared about helping those fighters become better. Shamrock on the other hand, worst coach in TUF history by a LARGE margin. What an asshole.
100% agree. And watch how good he was in his prime. Watch his highlights, I wanna tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the vids… what you saw… in the highlights.
He might be a bit goofy, but you gotta admit he seems like a genuinely good dude who's heart is in the right place. His brain might not be, but his heart definitely is. Like ".... Don't ever step on anyone to get ahead and try to be respectful..." Not sure why that was included here, cause that was pretty solid.
He can easily turn to hate though. The gay bashing is quite incredible. They're 'all' sexual predators??!! my gosh. There's a few in every one our families somewhere....imagine the jails if this were true. It's just a sexual choice, but no....and this alone makes him a monster with his fame.
I don’t have to admit that, I saw him nearly bite a guy’s nose off and stomp him with his coach like 4am in a club in Memphis after Bellator in 2014, dude is a drunken lunatic, guy’s nose was literally hanging halfway off and Tito was doing shots after with blood all over his face
@@CKWINN11 That’s debatable. Tito did make Ken look like an idiot everytime they trash talked each other but when you look at their separate interviews, Ken sounds way smarter than Tito.
U cant get enough of these Tito stuff...its been months since my last watch and years of laughter but boy oh boy Tito is a huge legend for these as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he definitely will leave a huge legacy in various ways
"Put your mouth where your words are"
- Tito Ortiz, the legend of wisdom
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tito has been in so many incredible fights in his life, but his fight with the English language might be his greatest.
Yes his battle with illiteracy is one he will never win because he can't grasp the fact performance enhancing drugs benefits do not help you read.
Give Tito a break. He trains 6 days a week. 5 of those days he'll train 3 days , and one of those days he'll train for 2 days.......Look it up, he actually said that.
You forgot about 48 hours a day!
😂😂😂
HAHA I was about to say if a man can train 5 days out of the week 2days out of the week he's on a level we dont understand lol
😂😂 that's funny
*It’s funny cause he literally said those exact words.*
Genuinely felt anxious seeing Tito behind the wheel of a car
i felt anxious when he was behind michael chandler
😭😭😭😭
Lol!
same
CASHING CHECKS THAT YOUR MOUTH CAN'T CASH, LMAO
😂😂😂
🤣
I always thought he said CATCHING checks lol😂
@@prsee5969 NOT SURE BUT EITHER WAY FUNNY ASF
Lol
Him staring at Michael Chandler 😂
He wasn't staring at Chandler, he was behind Chandler and was looking somewhere else.
He was playing with his booger
That Staring looked creepy tbh
“I Never let you down until now
I won’t start” dropping gems
Tito just out here giving every thing he has to keep the "dumb jock" stereotype alive.
He wants to outlive that stereotype just like he’ll outlive his kids
Gregor McConor is a beast!
“The Florida of the United States in Huntington Beach”
Tito is like a dumb robot that keeps mixing up all six phrases that he knows.
"Artificial" Intelligence :)
If you don’t learn from your losses, you can never learn anything to process your future better from your wins - Tito Ortiz 💯
"I fight for my fans, my fan and my family. And that's what it's about." Tito Ortiz
Look at Caleb here folks, he is a guy who wants to outlive his children; he is also a juicy juice boy
Tito is like a magic 8 ball with CTE
We are all playing checkers while Tito is playing Chest
This one broke me, i can't stop laughing
"We got 3 things.. God, faith, family and freedom".. 😂
Wtfffff
“Big words to fulfill those shoes” is a new one.
No one in his whole career has ever done that.
"They look behind them and there's not one rock unturned. EVERY rock is unturned behind them."
Makes sense.
" I never wake up at 6:30!!!"" Unless I'm going to bed"! 🤔
"Put your mouth, uh, where your words are."8:24
At least he takes care of himself now, now its about his kids, he wants to outlive his children of coures 100%.
Name 5 greatest of all time....Names 4.
@@gbear7398Father of the year
“Because most are” 😂😂
Real
“I wanna outlive my children”😂😂😂 6:35
💯%
Tito’s forehead looks like the front end of a car from the 50’s 😂
Even Brendan Schaub was looking at him like “dude can’t be this dumb” 😂
‘Every rock is unturned behind them’ 😂😂😂
😂 fuck me
that one actually makes sense just said in such a strange way lol
Well he meant every rock is TURNED. If every rock was unturned it’d be the opposite of “leave no stone unturned.” He gets an A for effort though.
Lmao
That gay/sexual predator rant is gold 😅
So funny 😆
‘Most are’ 😂😂😂😂
Dude I laughed out loud for two minutes straight
It's like Michael Scott but worse because it's real
“ Mmmhmmm”
"I wanna outlive my children.... long pause ... of course, 100 percent"
It's like something deep down in him told him that was wrong, then his brain was like “no tito you are right”
@@michaelhuerter1921😂
"Google Tito Ortiz talking that's all I have say."
-Uncle Dana
I love Tito he's not great with the words but he's an awesome coach and teacher very under appreciated as a coach, deep down he actually has a big heart just not great with the words but I still adore him ❤.
He hasn't let you down till now. He won't start.
He was honestly amazing when he was a coach on TUF. I rewatched all those old seasons on fight pass a couple years ago. I came out with a new found respect for Tito.
He gave those guys his all. You could tell he genuinely cared about helping those fighters become better.
Shamrock on the other hand, worst coach in TUF history by a LARGE margin. What an asshole.
100% agree. And watch how good he was in his prime. Watch his highlights, I wanna tell me what you see, let’s go ahead and see by the vids… what you saw… in the highlights.
Well, it's survival of the fitness
Tito Ortiz is genuinely awesome. Hes the funniest man ever and he doesnt even try
Tito literally said
"I fight for my fans, my fan and my family" 😂
A doubled edged sword that ill shine myself
This is the kind of stuff I watch the office for - pure comedy gold
Tito says the opposite of what he means lol
Remember kids ALWAYS put your mouth where your words are
“They say If you never learn from your losses, you uh uh can never learn anything to process your future better from your wins”
Tito
I’m weak asf 😂
“ You live & you learn & you forget… I hope”😂😂😂
Literally ricky from TPB level intelligence didn’t even think it was possible
i never wake up at 6:30 unless im going to sleep 😂
They makes sense though
@@TonyDraconjudging by your response I can tell you’re kin to tito
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Tito say a saying the correct way😂
I bet he's only pulled it off a handful of times
@@yeahright2449 I bet he hasn’t 🤣
@@yeahright2449 yea maybe in the mirror practicing, then folds on stage 🤣
“I’m not punch drunk, I’m a hardworking American”
Bro's an absolute gift...wish there were more unhinged people on tv like this dude, makes for a great source of amusement
"I married once with my son Jacob..."🤣🤣🤣
Put your mouth where your words are is golden
What happens when we die ? Well what happens is I leave a legacy behind me.
4:08 his fan must be so proud of him, that good little 3 blade oscillating fan.
Tito can be summed up by the three F’s: Faith, family, his fans, his fan, and God.
"I never wake up at 6 in the morning unless I'm going to sleep"
"Gregor McConor"😂😂😂
Make him sound more like a leprachaun😂😂😂
Damn he actually got people to clap for him-then just fkd it up😂😂😂
😂😭
He might be a bit goofy, but you gotta admit he seems like a genuinely good dude who's heart is in the right place. His brain might not be, but his heart definitely is.
Like ".... Don't ever step on anyone to get ahead and try to be respectful..."
Not sure why that was included here, cause that was pretty solid.
Yeah, but Titty Orcjiz shit on both of those 2 rules.
He can easily turn to hate though. The gay bashing is quite incredible. They're 'all' sexual predators??!! my gosh. There's a few in every one our families somewhere....imagine the jails if this were true. It's just a sexual choice, but no....and this alone makes him a monster with his fame.
@@wreckim how titty orcjizz just became mayor of Huntington Beach just blows my mind.
I don’t have to admit that, I saw him nearly bite a guy’s nose off and stomp him with his coach like 4am in a club in Memphis after Bellator in 2014, dude is a drunken lunatic, guy’s nose was literally hanging halfway off and Tito was doing shots after with blood all over his face
@@wreckimman yall democrats really know how to twist someone’s words around lol
I wish he did a new interview every single day
“Big words to fulfil those shoes” I like how he is a complete moron, but he’s still confident. I respect that
6:10 wow, truer words have never been said from that poster
Even brendan was thinking wtf when he said he wants to out live his kids 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Luke Rockhold is an idiot but Brendan makes him look smart and Tito makes Brendan look smart. That begs the question, who would make Tito look smart?
@@H.K.5 Ken Shamrock
@@CKWINN11 That’s debatable. Tito did make Ken look like an idiot everytime they trash talked each other but when you look at their separate interviews, Ken sounds way smarter than Tito.
3:08 Huntington is the Florida of the United States lmao well alright then 😂🤣🤣
8:01 😂😂the face Tito makes after he says that comment about gas coming out of chaels butt
HAPPY DAY. IT’S YOUR DAY TODAY.
Probably paid $100 for that
A once in a generation wordsmith Tito Ortiz
Legendary fighter Greggor McConnor 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U cant get enough of these Tito stuff...its been months since my last watch and years of laughter but boy oh boy Tito is a huge legend for these as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he definitely will leave a huge legacy in various ways
Brenden looking at Tito thinking “he’s not trying to be funny and still making more people laugh right now than I ever will”
He really tries and digs deep, but there is just nothing there. He is always entertaining though!
I wont let you down , till now. Im tito Ortiz
Oh man he lost the crowd so fast when he said Preditor.
That Mount Rushmore was absolutely terrible 😂
Bro left Tito 4 options out of 5 excluding himself and Tito still manage to INCLUDE himself out of the 4 options😂..
"One two three four - you are in a thumb war."
We all clown on Tito’s mic skills but fr he seems like a really nice and genuine guy
Several gems I hadn’t seen. Hilarious
Tito's brain writing checks that this mouth can't cash. lol
Schaub controlling his laughter when Ortiz said he wanta to outlive his children 100% is pure gold.😂😂😂
“Brandon Schwaub” 😂
Video gave me seconhand CTE
Boxing is checkers and MMA is CHEST LMFAO JEEZ THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS
This was the funniest thing I’ve watched all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That look Schaub gave him when he said he wants to outlive his children 🤣
CTE is a hell of a thing
Lmao!!! I love listening to this man talk!😂😂😂
His top 4 had me howling
Never can never be never. Well said Tito... Well said
Does Tito have a podcast? He mustn’t. Cuz if he did, it would be the most watched, most known podcast in history. It would be the funniest thing
Acronym J.U.I.C.E.B.O.X. ....This dude is daily quotes mixed put in a blender wine cheese head violin
I wanna outlive my kids- Tito Ortiz
Tito has taken too many shots to the head 😂😂😂
You can have a more productive conversation with a traffic cone, than tito ortiz.
Tito Ortizm is peak entertainment
Micheal Scott taking notes 🤣
The chest thing is amazing. He’s quite the character
At least he fights for his fans, his fan and his family.
I couldn't even watch the whole thing.. My brain said "stop, this is causing damage"
Trust in Tito. He's never let you down until now. He won't start
"A double edge sword I get to shine myself" sounds exactly like something Ricky would say in trailer park boys 😂
His tongue got his words to its out
He’s been married once with his oldest son Jacob.
I know when I was a kid I couldn't bite my own ass that well until some caring adult showed me the right way
The part where he talks about socialism is actually good
1:30😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao this shit was like a parody movie
It's crazy that what he's saying makes no sense, yet I can still perfectly understand him.
“I gotta lot of brains baby” yeah a big old swollen brain
Put your words where your mouth are... Put that cheese and wine there too sounds like a violin
When you put all point into strength and endurance but sacrifice intelligence
Tito genuinely making you feel like you’ve got a chance in life regardless of education, background or age. Teaching your children to be what? Wow.
Honestly surprised he put Ken in his Mount Rushmore
he should work in a call center, that only deals with scam callers, they would not stand a change against him
"One two three four, you are in a thumb war" lmao i havent heard that one yet