I don't even think it's nervousness: I think it's a cognitive issue. There's just something about putting sentences together that he doesn't understand :).
But how do you not get better and/or avoid public speaking at all cost??!! Instead he continues to put himself in the public eye, in front of a mic. It like he has no self awareness at all!
This is the best explanation for it, he keeps trying to weave in some sayings that he only remembers 80% of and then he adds to it and tries to make it clever. E.g. the counting chickens before they hatch which turned into saying his opponent is neither the chicken nor the egg and he will crack the egg
the cyborg press conference is legendary, he starts out completely unintelligible, slowly becomes increasingly more sensible and then ends with a cte one liner
I’ve never had to skip past a portion of a RUclips clip in my life, but Tito’s cyborg speech made me so uncomfortable I literally just did. 😂😂 Jesus Christ.
Tito's Mind "the future of her career is safe in my hands." Tito Speaks "The future of her career is in my hands and my hands are as strong as ever around her." Tito's Mind "Hold on what?" Tito Speaks "Chris get on the scale and weigh yourself" Crowd "........."
I never thought i'd ever feel 'sorry' for Cris Cyborg of all people but here we are... That was the most brutal damage she's ever suffered in her MMA career, it was hard to watch
@@djwalkerfemaledjOh my gosh dude! I had to look this up. I couldn't imagine my mom being a famous porn actress while my dad was Tito "The Jackal" Ortiz. No wonder he's gonna outlive his kids! They'll be embarrassed to death for their whole lives 😬
Yeah that speech was, um, incoherent because Tito, on the scale he stands, as you see, I see and say, Tito is talking about fighting his, while Invicta and Cris Cyborg world championship for the title, it's under his hands and strong. In mixed martials arts sports, by Tito's standards, you're right. Agree. Her past is her past, hopefully Ronda.
The cyborg press conference is like when your teacher tells you to be prepared to do a presentation in front of the class, and you didn’t do shit the entire week to prepare.
It sucks because in person Tito speaks coherent and fluid. He’s actually a really good conversationalist in person. On the mic he gets nervous or if he has to read/stick to a script he gets worse. Watch his HB realignment speech. Once he goes off script it’s good and heartfelt
I love that the video ends with a couple scooter guys asking Tito, as an elected official, to beat up some 8th graders to stop bullying them at the skate park lmao
'If he had the opportunities I had, he would have had my opportunities. He never had the opportunities. He had the opportunities and he dropped the ball.' This one's right up there with his wish to outlive his children and training 3 days a week, 5 days a week.
Dude, he trains SIX days a week. Five of those days he trains three days a week & one of those days he trains two days a week! So he trains six days a week. It all adds up. Don't be trying to shortchange his training regimen!!
The more of these Tito vids i see, the more i love the guy! He's always saying something positive and he gets up there every time and speaks confidently knowing damn well he's gonna fuq it up lol we should all have that much perseverance
I made a sandwich listening to Tito, the meat was on top of one slice of bread and the lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles were under the slice of bread and the mayonnaise was spread in a circle around the “sandwich”.. the other slice of bread was stapled to my hand.
Man…it’s so SO hard to stay focused or awake during a Tito Ortiz presentation. He is literally all over the place when It comes to verbal Communication. I have never come across a famous person that used so much time and words to basically say something that is incomprehensible.
@@PNW_Hunters_shorts that is the job I was referring to. Have no idea what he did after retiring from MMA and before miraculously winning as a ward councilor.
Im really curious if toto suffers from any sort of social anxiety, especially when it comes to public speaking. Surely he would consider a speech class?
You're probably right. But guys like him can't get out in front of themselves so to speak. I think he really believes HE IS ALL THAT. And perhaps his own pride won't actually allow him to say "okay, I should really take a class or something. I sound stupid." In order to do that, he needs to admit he's got issues. I don't see him doing that. Takes an adult mindset.
He lives in my town now, opened a restaurant. He’s a really nice and personable guy. I love how people think it’s funny to make fun of a guy who has CTE and he literally got it for us, for our entertainment
It's a psychological issue. He understands, but he can't put it into words well... Fuck it, he is more successful than 90 percent of all humans on earth. Good on him.
I love how he introduces himself "of course I'm Tito Ortiz" like he's trying to convince himself
He is so dumb.
😂😂😂
Of course 100%
But what if he is not?
@@Pilafcg nice try tito's alt account
It’s like he just opens his mouth and immediately gets nervous.
So much nerves lol
I don't even think it's nervousness: I think it's a cognitive issue. There's just something about putting sentences together that he doesn't understand :).
Maybe he’s busy thinking of ways of trying to outlive his children.
Wouldn’t you🤣
But how do you not get better and/or avoid public speaking at all cost??!! Instead he continues to put himself in the public eye, in front of a mic. It like he has no self awareness at all!
This man is way more comfortable in a fist fight than a conversation.
While some are playing checkers, The beast Tito Ortizet is playing chest because its survival of the fitness.
@@eriklarson4082😂😂
It’s so true. He gets very nervous when on camera and asked questions that he cant get his words straight 💀
@@djccombat5530Tito needs to put his mouth where his words are.
@@Lenny.262 lol facts
Holy shit. This was a nightmare to watch. The second hand embarrassment was really tough
Yesss the doose chills are REAL 😩😬😳😩
"second hand embarrassment," lmao!
He sounded like he wanted to cry during that press conference😂
Imagine being Chris and hearing this man say your future is in my hands 🫣
@@cheychey_pronouncedShy-Shyis this bullet from paradise pd? Lolol😂
Someone needs to tell this dude it's ok to have prepared statements.
He botches those too
@@DixonCider1234 "Sincerely, Tito Ortiz." 😆😆😂😂
NAH ACAPELA IS BETTER
@@leelunk8235 I don't think that word means what you think it means
@@DixonCider1234 HUH WHAT
It’s like he’s always trying to say something so profound and history making speech on the spot lol
😂
😂😂😂😂
This is the best explanation for it, he keeps trying to weave in some sayings that he only remembers 80% of and then he adds to it and tries to make it clever.
E.g. the counting chickens before they hatch which turned into saying his opponent is neither the chicken nor the egg and he will crack the egg
@@darijanjamak2632 spot... freakin... ON!
Nothing says Tito Ortiz like "Feet grass down..."
If Tito ever gets his feet grass down, it’s over for all the other politicians. He has the best feet grass movement in all of the State of California.
@@DizzyDez613this where is colitcal pareer st-starts
@@shirtlessshulktv2378Put your mouth where your words are!
Well what do you expect? While everyone is playing checkers-Tito is playing “chest”
@@Lenny.262a lot of words to fulfil those… those shoes 👞
the toughest fight of Tito's life is putting a sentence together.
I'll never let you down until now. I won't start.
“If he would’ve had the opportunities I had, he would’ve had my opportunities.” Brilliant.
@mulonzee8773 That line actually made sense.
@@H.K.5 he made sense by accident 🤣
He never had the opportunities. He had the opportunities and he dropped the ball.
That cyborg one was brutal, OMG make it stop 😂😂
I literally had to skip past it, it was so unbearable. 😂😂
Hahahaa I had to look away and turn the volume down for a bit. I was too uncomfortable plus I was laughing.
@@matt4477🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHAHA too awkward
This was insane
the cyborg press conference is legendary, he starts out completely unintelligible, slowly becomes increasingly more sensible and then ends with a cte one liner
'And ends with a cte one liner'
Man I'm dying laughing.
Alright thank you all for coming to Titos press conference. Tito is going to ask the journalists some questions now
😂😂😂
i cant fuggin' breathe🤣
😭😭😭😭
Lol
😂
He’s like a real life blooper reel
Why does he keep doing this to himself! Stop public speaking tito
no more public speaking, he should never stop
Because he is so stupid that he thinks people aren't noticing how he is not making sense
I’d say he should go take a public speaking class, but he probably thinks he’s too good to take it 😂
He hasn't stopped until now. He's not gonna start.
Watch his onion cutting tutorial video its BLOODY hilarious
"I want to thank everybody for please coming in..." 😂😂😂
I’ve never had to skip past a portion of a RUclips clip in my life, but Tito’s cyborg speech made me so uncomfortable I literally just did. 😂😂 Jesus Christ.
Tito taught me that Second hand embarrassment is very real !
Cyborg’s press conference was absolutely painful. The rest of the panel couldn’t wait for him to run out of steam
We are all dumber now…Thx Tito!
Tito's Mind "the future of her career is safe in my hands."
Tito Speaks "The future of her career is in my hands and my hands are as strong as ever around her."
Tito's Mind "Hold on what?"
Tito Speaks "Chris get on the scale and weigh yourself"
Crowd "........."
Lmfao 😂
I’m going to transcribe Tito’s speech regarding Cyborg and in 13 years when I’m almost finished I’ll be able to retire very poor.
Watching everyone around Tito get super uncomfortable when he steps up to a microphone 😂😂😂 I had to edit to say damn.. Cyborg deserved better 😂
When he said her career was in his hands, I thought she was gonna fly into a panic attack.
I never thought i'd ever feel 'sorry' for Cris Cyborg of all people but here we are... That was the most brutal damage she's ever suffered in her MMA career, it was hard to watch
Tito is truly the only person who talks before his brain has a chance to put the words in order
Tito's smooth word transitions......as smooth as 20 grit sandpaper!
Ouch!
his word transitions feel like 10 grand hole shots on mickey thompson slicks... they'll snap your neck back
Imagine this dude is your dad lol
He has 3 sons one with his first wife and two sons with Jenna Jameson who he never married
@@djwalkerfemaledjfirst of all there was never no marriage
@@djwalkerfemaledjand second of all it's 2 sons then one son with the first and then the second one with the third so 4 total
@@djwalkerfemaledjOh my gosh dude! I had to look this up. I couldn't imagine my mom being a famous porn actress while my dad was Tito "The Jackal" Ortiz. No wonder he's gonna outlive his kids! They'll be embarrassed to death for their whole lives 😬
Imagine this guy is part of your city council
Tito stumbled so schaub could trip
😂😂😂😂
Don’t put Brenda in the same sentence of Tito “the wordsmith” Ortiz
Makes Schaub look like a genius
😂😂😂
1:53
LOL That whole speech really was just a bumbling, rambling mess, even for Tito's standards.
Lmao he's just saying words with zero context
💀💀💀
It’s so fucking bad! I’m having a hard time watching. Having Cyborg weigh in at a presser?!
Yeah that speech was, um, incoherent because Tito, on the scale he stands, as you see, I see and say, Tito is talking about fighting his, while Invicta and Cris Cyborg world championship for the title, it's under his hands and strong. In mixed martials arts sports, by Tito's standards, you're right. Agree. Her past is her past, hopefully Ronda.
@@AbsurdistAsian Nicely done! 😆😂👏👏👏👏👏
“I really just wanna make sure people don’t understand” @ 4:12 😂😂😂😂
He's a man of his word......no one understands.
Tito is the real life Ricky from trailer park boys 😂
Up the smokes
More like Cyrus lmao. Now fuk off I got work to do
Dam your right 😂
No he's not
@@ObserveThisBrothergood one you really got him there
He truly is the real king of cringe.
He, Corey Feldman and Brendan Schuab should start a podcast
He must sit around all day and think about the dumbest shit possible.
😂lmfao
I think it just comes naturally
😂😂😂😂
When he talks he sounds like John Travolta trying to say idina mazel at the Oscars.
If you believe he actually uses his brain- you might be Tito on an alt account.
He just opens his mouth and all the words he knows have a fight to get out.
😂
It's like his mouth moves a split second too fast for the part of his brain that deciphers thought
Tito Orteased Uncaged
Sounds like his own porn 😂😂😂
dude fked his OWN NAME up!
That cyborg presser is fucking hilarious
“Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?”
-Brian Fantana
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The cyborg press conference is like when your teacher tells you to be prepared to do a presentation in front of the class, and you didn’t do shit the entire week to prepare.
I just want to thank everybody for please coming in.....😂😂😂😂
It must be terrifying to have Tito promoting you.
“I wana thank everyone for please comin in” is the most innocent, childlike thing I’ve ever heard an adult say.
now imagine it in an eastern indian voice like he just greeted you coming into his store
It sucks because in person Tito speaks coherent and fluid. He’s actually a really good conversationalist in person.
On the mic he gets nervous or if he has to read/stick to a script he gets worse.
Watch his HB realignment speech. Once he goes off script it’s good and heartfelt
Yeah I noticed that. Tito is just extremely nervous -- which impairs his thinking/speech.
Don't doubt this man. He knows what he's capaypable of 😂
What about his colliteral pareer
00:18- "Feet, grass down." 😂
He has major anxiety obviously..His heart is in the right place
Yeah maybe he has a fear of public speaking (most people do) and he's actually brave enough to challenge it.
Tito is the original King of Cringe 😂
Tito’s forehead looks like the front end of a classic car from the 50’s
I love that the video ends with a couple scooter guys asking Tito, as an elected official, to beat up some 8th graders to stop bullying them at the skate park lmao
Not sure if you’ve seen in other Tito videos, but those guys actually call back a second time, and Tito agrees to go down there to help stop bullying.
I thought they were trolling him.
@@LoylaDemiseemthey were lol
Chad Kroger and JT?
“I would like to thank everybody for please coming in.”
'If he had the opportunities I had, he would have had my opportunities. He never had the opportunities. He had the opportunities and he dropped the ball.'
This one's right up there with his wish to outlive his children and training 3 days a week, 5 days a week.
Dude, he trains SIX days a week. Five of those days he trains three days a week & one of those days he trains two days a week! So he trains six days a week.
It all adds up. Don't be trying to shortchange his training regimen!!
It’s not nerves, or not being prepared - it’s brain damage.
The more of these Tito vids i see, the more i love the guy! He's always saying something positive and he gets up there every time and speaks confidently knowing damn well he's gonna fuq it up lol we should all have that much perseverance
*Preserverance
Sorry that's how Tito says it, with a devastating fashion
I appreciate Tito’s ability to not let past interviews affect him. Each clip is my personal nightmare.
How those around him don’t start laughing out loud is the amazing thing to me
its the potential ass whooping that stops the laughter. If he was a scrawny man he would hear more laughter around him than a comedian gets
I always think the same thing. I wouldn't be able to compose myself without busting out laughing.
He was a UFC champ. He used to punish on a good day and instantly bury them righr after.
He also got his ass kicked 2 or 3 times i believe.
@@pascalpaps3139😂 they hold the laughter and wait for him to leave then release it like its bathroom stuff
they probably are equally dumb
First time I've seen this speech 😅 wow is all I can say. It's a train wreck that doesn't stop crashing😂
I want to see a debate between tito and joe Biden
YES
The briefcase has his lunch and dictionary inside
😂
painfully underrated comment
He wouldn’t know which way an elevator is going if you gave him 2 guesses.
Tito Ortiz has mastered the art of coming to the end of a sentence without ever actually stopping talking
0:28 - 0:59 Frank Mir nodding through everything just KILLED me. I seriously almost died of laughter. My stomach still hurts.
Frank is such a cool dude
Tell another Jackal story about Christopher Walken
The insane part is how often he's paid and invited to speak...the microphone is the last thing on Earth a Tito Ortiz should ever come in contact with.
Frank Mir reconsidering his entire life at 0:45
How do you not watch one of your own interviews and go...Wow never speaking in front of a camera again 😂😂
I feel sooo bad for cyborg man
😂
As soon as I hear him take an inhale, I INSTANTLY feel embarrassed for him
Tito Ortiz couldn’t motivate me to make a sandwich 😅
Just don't follow his tutorial if you want onions on your sandwich.
@@michaelbush1374 nah I want sour grapes and I’m gonna make that wine with those sour grapes
I made a sandwich listening to Tito, the meat was on top of one slice of bread and the lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles were under the slice of bread and the mayonnaise was spread in a circle around the “sandwich”.. the other slice of bread was stapled to my hand.
@@avnn.1851 Hmmm, sounds like you did it right.
Why did they let him talk for that long?😂😂😂😂
Man…it’s so SO hard to stay focused or awake during a Tito Ortiz presentation. He is literally all over the place when It comes to verbal
Communication. I have never come across a famous person that used so much time and words to basically say something that is incomprehensible.
It’s insane he ran AND WON to be politician… it just blows my mind he thinks this will help his reputation.
And then he made a bigger fool of himself before he quit his job because he didn't know what he was doing.
@@wishtheworldwasdifferent8235 what was his job?
@@PNW_Hunters_shorts local politician.
@@wishtheworldwasdifferent8235 yeah but job did Tito quit before he got the political job?
@@PNW_Hunters_shorts that is the job I was referring to. Have no idea what he did after retiring from MMA and before miraculously winning as a ward councilor.
I've been cry laughing since I found these clips 😂😂
Damn they bash him too much. Guy got hit in the head for a living and usually seems cordial in most interactions lol
He was happy to ask the audience questions lol
Sadly this is how most fighters end up
"He's counting his chickens before they hatch. And this is from a man who is neither a chicken...or an egg."
- Tito Ortiz
Im really curious if toto suffers from any sort of social anxiety, especially when it comes to public speaking. Surely he would consider a speech class?
You're probably right. But guys like him can't get out in front of themselves so to speak. I think he really believes HE IS ALL THAT. And perhaps his own pride won't actually allow him to say "okay, I should really take a class or something. I sound stupid."
In order to do that, he needs to admit he's got issues. I don't see him doing that. Takes an adult mindset.
Wow. That was both the most painful and joyously hilarious 10 minutes I've had in years.
Tito with a beard is the worst thing here "CUH PAY PUH BULL"
Tito talks like he’s typing and a cat walks over his keyboard every 15 seconds.
Oh the cyborg one had me pausing it to gather myself again, incredibly painful 😖
The worst part is he just keeps going and going like jesus tito. Keep it short and sweet.
44 seconds in and it’s already so hard to keep watching 🤣🤣🤣 the cringe level is over 10 thousand!!👌🏻
He lives in my town now, opened a restaurant. He’s a really nice and personable guy. I love how people think it’s funny to make fun of a guy who has CTE and he literally got it for us, for our entertainment
He’s a one man press conference holy shit 😂😂😂
Hes been sneaking behind our backs and taking public speaking classes 😅
Who's stupider, Ortiz or Schaub?
Trump!
@@SeptemberChild1835libril
@@SeptemberChild1835 rent free
Schaub is smarter considering even he tried not to laugh when Tito was talking about outliving his children.
tito and brendan schaub should do a podcast together
Kids at the end of the clip is hilarious
0:47 "how big the dog is is not the thing its how bard how bad does he uh bite or bark."
-Tito Ortiz
It's like watching a nervous child try his hardest to come off confident during a class presentation.
It's a psychological issue. He understands, but he can't put it into words well... Fuck it, he is more successful than 90 percent of all humans on earth. Good on him.
Tito is so knowledgable about the sport of not only mixed martial arts but also mma
“Hey Tito, count to 5 for us real’ quick.”
Tito: *Count to five*
SIGMA MUSIC INTENSIFIES
Hahaha I think I'm going threw a divorce and I'm pretty bummed out, but this made me laugh😂😂😂😂
What a nightmare.
0:30 Rambling about anything 😂
Couldn’t finish it…
Couldn’t go past her career being on his hands
That Cris Cyborg press conference was literally painful, he sounds like me doing a presentation in 6th grade 😂
Tito sounds the way i think i sound when i get nervous public speaking 😂
Man if everybody saying Tito dumb asf, i must be super dumb asf cause he sounds ok to me. Talking in front of people makes you human real quick.
Tito go deal with the dudes at the skate park, ha ha ha 😂deal with the groms Tito
Never delete this video 😂