@@chugginbeers same that dude who called him out was a massive clown. 100% the type of guy who would save up jhis whole life just to book a vacation on epstein island.
Besides him totally screwing up the first line of the oath as if he's having a stroke, I also like how he repeats the oath in a slightly questioning tone.
Imagine sitting in a 3 sided plastic box with a face diaper on thinking you're "following the science". LOL!! What dildoes Carr, Klamdick, and Moster turned out to be.
damn this guy cant even recite more than 5 words without getting confused and forgetting what to say. it took every ounce of his brain power to repeat those words, dude was struggling so hard.
Being able to speak well isn't a sign of intelligence. Tito is an idiot because he says stupid things, not because he stutters. A lot of regular people. I stutter. Elon Musk stutters.
@@Trendle222 Lmao iq test only tests how good u are at taking a test. Dosent matter how high ur iq is lol if u dont contribute anything to society. There’s farmers with 200 iq lol.
You haven’t heard of Lauren Boebert? She didn’t even graduate high school. Fool enough people and anyone can be elected, at least that’s what George Santos said.
@artefloe7676 How many boosters deep are you? Trashing the masks and calling them out for taking them off when cameras are off is probably the smartest thing hes done.
@@apuapustaja4444that’s a damn good point actually. Ok I revise for clarification the OG cast Belushi, Aykroyd, Chevy Chase etc through to Farley, Schneider, spade, Sandler era 😂😂😂
Nothing funnier than other council members trying not to laugh when Tito gave a serious response to the scooter riding guys trolling about being harassed by eighth graders 😅
@@davidratcliffe3710 - "Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a progressive and fatal brain disease associated with repeated traumatic brain injuries (TBIs), including concussions and repeated blows to the head. It is also associated with the development of dementia." For the future - Google is your friend and Big Brother.
The perfect candidate for US president. 4 braincells, one for breathing, one for sleeping, one for for eating and one to repeat whatever they whispered in your ear
I like Tito calling the guy out for having the mask on while the cameras were rolling and then taking it off when they weren’t. Good for Tito on that, for real.
The scooter guys are hilarious. But there is something weirdly wholesome about him really wanting to help kids. How is he messing up a written statement?
This had me cracking up dude , absolutely amazing stuff , he definitely needs his own show to actually show hehehe his stupidity that is priceless and entertaining,
Try what 😂? His C-level fame & some outrageous statements propelled him into office in a our current, very polarized political atmosphere. Given that initial C-level fame & a bit of name recognition, dem or repub, you'd find many ppl who are "talking trash about him" willing to run. The difference... others would be able to repeat a simple oath. This video is hardly the only example... dude has a history of displaying to the public, what an utter imbecile he truly is.
Me. Tito! Roar! Lmao! Sorry! Sorry! In all fairness, good on Tito for having the back bone for doing things many of us wouldn’t dare to do and do it to the best of his capacity
I've gone out in public to perpetuate the notion that I was dumb as a box of rocks, that was easy. The hard part was keeping a serious and sincere straight face through it all. The backbone required here should have come from those who say they care about Tito and his political aspirations.
Can you imagine grafting a whole career out in politics, working your way up to this position, and wind up getting sat next to this absolute melon and have to engage with him like its serious
@@ninerempire3398well at least Tito has CTE and never claimed to be a politician. AOC actually pretends to be a politician and is more brain dead by default
The lady in the zoom call couldn’t hold back her laughter when Tito addressed the two little kid’s “bullying complaint” and when the older councilman chimed in that he too will join Tito - she could hold back the laughter any further 😂
I mean tbh he was a Republican in a leftist swamp. He wasn’t equipped for the disingenuous tactics and motives of politics. As long as That dork with the mask knows he would be snapped in half.
I like to imagine what he’s like in everyday predicaments like buying his kids ice cream. “Ice cream’s great. My kids do, they like ice cream..my kids are real young, not because of the ice cream, but because I’m older, not that old, I’m in great shape. Our ages combined symbolise strength and our love for ice cream.”
I'm convinced that if someone followed Tito around with a camera we'd have the funniest sitcom ever.
You're not wrong, we already saw him chopping onions .. and his finger 😂😂
This has to happen
No he is an idiot. It would only be frustrating to watch.
Dude best show in history the ufc messed it up big time
"That was never no marriage"
I bet there is absolutely nothing in that briefcase tito is carrying around other than his lunch and a dictionary lol
😂😂😂
And a juicey juice box
Lol
😆 🤣
There is no dictionary in there.
His first minute on the job, and he votes no for a motion that he seconded.
Tito thought they were asking him to order what he wanted for lunch 😂
@@cb-tz8og 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
😂🤣😆
Tito: “I, Tito Ortiz”
Court employee: “Solemnly affirm that I will support and defend”
Tito: “Idassaullysa do I solally sware?”
I've never seen someone swarn in and than swarn out just as fast. Truly this Tito Ortiz is of God like power. His brain must be massive
I think it was the word solemnly that threw em off.
Big brain bebby@@GeraltOfRivia99
@@GeraltOfRivia99Almost the same size of his head at most.
LMFAOOO guy has way too much CTE
Gets sworn in then 5 min later he starts fighting with everyone lol
lol
Not sure if joking but clearly not the same day
Hahaha he thought he was at a fight presser.
Over a mask. I took his side on that one.
@@chugginbeers same that dude who called him out was a massive clown. 100% the type of guy who would save up jhis whole life just to book a vacation on epstein island.
When Tito saw himself in the zoom meeting he probably panicked called 911 and said he was trapped in a box
💀🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂
If he could figure out the number
💀💀
We live in a country where Tito Ortiz can get elected to public office...let that sink in
Bruh, the Gays in San Francisco and New York BOTH Elected people named Weiner...we've been in Bizarro World for awhile.
Electing AOC suddenly makes more sense, still crazy tho.
in spain there is a down syndrome politician, lol
Donald Trump got elected for president... let that sink in.
It's like having the dumb boss at work and you can get away with more stuff.
Tito is the definition of “confidence will get you far”
More like semi-celeb status will get you far
@@adr916sac you wouldn’t ever become a celeb without confidence. Definitely wouldn’t stay one without it.
@@nate6795how would u know? R u a celebrity
@@googlegmail9888yes he is a Celebrity, that’s Nat Turner
@@googlegmail9888 that’s the dumbest argument on earth. Use something else. You instantly lose credibility when you try that one.
Councilman Ortiz : I was told this council was fair, i found out today that there are no urinal cakes in the women’s bathroom, i resign.
💀
I like how he finished his statement by saying “sincerely, Tito Ortiz” just in case there was any doubt about who was resigning.
iActually was having trub w/ that b/c iThoth that "he" was that 1%a.a. whitegorilla called, 'teh Merln Munsn
😂 true
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦
@DennisMHenderson What? Sir, are you a crackhead? Be honest.
I think that was to remind himself who was resigning
Every time he starts a sentence its like watching someone rollerblade on ice.
Highly underrated comment 😂
All these comments are fkn killing me lol
Bambi on ice
Nails on a chalkboard
Amazing 👏
This is the funniest 13 minute standup special ever.
This is way funnier than joe rogans stand up
Do not disrespect Mr. Ortiz, when we all play checkers he's playing chest.
He's the king of chest some would say
😂😂😂
@@prospectivesmmahe’s my king that’s forsure #FreeCouncillorTitoOrteased
This comment killed me, amazing.
Y’all corny
"Unchill and frankly unamerican"
Hilarious
Legislashe
Hes a surfer brah
Bro regressed to pre-fight press conference Ortiz when buddy came at him for the mask😂
I was waiting for him to respond “just to let you know it was never no marriage!”
No way this dude is in charge of more than 7 bucks at one time
Try 20 million
God bless this man. May he live to see the day where he gets his wish and outlives his children.
Go easy on the guy. 6 days a week he works out 5 days a week. You know he’s tired
@@Chappy916_Sacramento 😂
Bro you had me going till that classic call back hahaha
Hey as flawed as we all are I respect him because he can slam a 200 plus man out and the guy is still a star
Yow....! Wtf....!🤣
When you lie on your resume and actually get the job
🤣😆😆😅
Besides him totally screwing up the first line of the oath as if he's having a stroke, I also like how he repeats the oath in a slightly questioning tone.
“The constitution of California???”
"To discharge the jitties, about the w- s- dd- that I'm about to enter."
" ... And supercalifragilistic tone-deaf duties, . . I sole entity swear, that I will provide some sordan dance with casualty" . . . " Amen". 😢😮😂
Imagine having to share a seat with this guy and then having to pretend like your job is actually taken seriously.
It's California
Imagine sharing a seat with you that believes a mask stops a virus.
@rbrtrdz9574you mean Biden. 😂
@rbrtrdz9574👈🏻 we got one!!!
Imagine sitting in a 3 sided plastic box with a face diaper on thinking you're "following the science". LOL!! What dildoes Carr, Klamdick, and Moster turned out to be.
The scooter guys 😂😂😂 never laughed so hard i swear 😂😂😂
Hilarious!
That was funnier than anything else in the video.
The whole thing felt like a sitcom he is adorable
Absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂
Dana White said it perfectly, 'Tito Ortiz is the dumbest human ever'.
Send him to check out brazilians. Compared to them, tito has zuckerberg lQ
@@flowrepins6663 brazilians of what? How many is a brazilian?
😂
They both the same reasoning skills. Two peas in a pod
He could still break your face
"And I frequently go there to rip on my scooter with J.T." "What up." Had me rolling.
Lmao
I found it pathetic
@@Sean-zr7vs how bout finding a sense of humor?
@@Sean-zr7vs Do I know you?
Calling us "handle jockeys and p words" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
After giving him the first line of the oath to repeat, I knew it was going to be a dumpster fire before Tito ever said a word
2nd word. He fucked up the second word.
He said “we’re doing an Easter egg hunt on Thanksgiving” 😂😂
I about died when I heard this
5:44 is the timestamp.
@@TIOLIOfficialthanks G
Lmao he's unbelievable stupid lmao it's actually sad.
😂
Pure gold. I wonder if he showed up to the skatepark on Friday, I mean Wednesday.
He come on Monday but they didn’t show
Every day is Training Day
lol
Well on that one day tito showed up at least 3 of those days
@@GamesWithBrainz can you blame him? He's trying to outlive his kids. 100%
When Tito is addressing the kids - the other members are cracking up. Too good
The chick below Tito was cracking up
As dumb as Tito is, I was still surprised that he couldn't tell those kids were trolling him.😅
Hmmm I think he knew still tbh
I was thinking the same
Sad really
he just wants to out live all the kids thats all, or at least his own he said , awful
He definitely knew but he's too busy casting for his big movie hero role.
He really didnt know, its hard to watch someone so clueless, I was cringing for him
Tito for President 2002!
- Sincerely, Tito Ortiz
“It’s 2022” - Tito Ortiz
Oh wait. 2012. I forgot what decade it was. My fellow custichuwits
He'll have the bridge and other projects done by January 2002. Vote him in!
"We just want to scoot in peace" lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Classic 😂
Was that real? lol
I’m dying over here
lol 8th graders
We don't want you to ragdoll them like Ken Shamrock lol
The boys had to stifle back tears for three hours, all because Tito didn’t show.
damn this guy cant even recite more than 5 words without getting confused and forgetting what to say. it took every ounce of his brain power to repeat those words, dude was struggling so hard.
dude ive been like that and my IQ is 138 (officially took test online) its called being nervous
Some people can not speak when nervous. At least he is up there. Where are you?
Being able to speak well isn't a sign of intelligence. Tito is an idiot because he says stupid things, not because he stutters. A lot of regular people. I stutter. Elon Musk stutters.
Meanwhile he's surrounded by masked "geniuses"....
@@Trendle222 Lmao iq test only tests how good u are at taking a test. Dosent matter how high ur iq is lol if u dont contribute anything to society. There’s farmers with 200 iq lol.
That moment somewhere in the middle when you doubt your choice to click this then realize youre watching GOLD
Hahahahahaha the first 15 secs was enough, but then it gets better. Thank you for this. I haven’t actually laughed in a minute.
Its Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys if he got his grade 11.
In Tito's defense, masks don't come in that size.
😂😂😂
Bucket head
Or work if they're just cloth 😂😂
He will need a tarp
'Size 52 stupid'
Man if Tito could become a politician we all can achieve anything in life. Let's go!
You haven’t heard of Lauren Boebert? She didn’t even graduate high school. Fool enough people and anyone can be elected, at least that’s what George Santos said.
But can he outlive his children
Tito for president hes not to far off from biden 😂
Same thing I said when Thump became President. You don’t even have to be smart.
@@Pinger932 Hurr durr orange man bad.
This pretty much wraps up where we are at as a country 🤦🏻♂️
"If you ask Tito Ortiz what two plus two is, there is a good chance he'll answer 'potato'."
- Chael Sonnen
him taking Chad and JT seriously while the other members try not to lose it has to be a perfect summary of Tito's life. Only one not in on the joke.
I struggled hearing that part. It was funny, then it was a like a *poor tito* type of moment.
When they showed them in their Brady Bunch boxes, the chick immediately below Tito could barely keep it together. 😓🤐😆😂
@@IshbikesI felt bad for him TBH
JT was really Jeff spicoli
The look on their faces when they realize Tito thinks Chad and J.T. were real. lol
A Tito vs Biden debate would be one for the history books.
More trump vs tito
@MrJaycob310 Tito vs Kamala Harris would be best😅
@@MrJaycob310trump is a smooth fucking talker
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@@Abracadavre1 Trump vs Tito debate would be the equivalent of Bigfoot Silva vs Cain Velasquez.
"Ummm... Okay... ummm thank you" "I'm happy to meet with Chad and JT with you too Tito" lmao. I love how they're all just low key trolling him.
Chad kroeger the singer of nickleback lol
@@ShelleyLevyMusiclook at this photograph 😂😂
He probably went to make sure Tito didn't do or say something retarded 😂
12:23 - That single clap was so sad and hilarious.
😂😂😂
Well it seems like peopledontclap in those formal settings either way smartie
Tito arguing about the mask was fucking hilarous 🤣🤣
He is dead right masks dont do shit
Obviously not sharpest tool in the shed. But he's right about the face diapers
@artefloe7676 you probably wore while alone in car, right 😄
@artefloe7676 How many boosters deep are you? Trashing the masks and calling them out for taking them off when cameras are off is probably the smartest thing hes done.
@artefloe7676 but you do explain yourself to strangers on the internet. i dont care
The scooter kids calling in are the best 😂
He’s kinda dumb but seems like he has a good heart
I agree, I feel kind bad for him
Tito is not the mayor we deserve and also, he's not the mayor we need.
💀
😅
Na he’s the mayor we deserve but not the one we need
Those scooter riders sounded like a SNL skit funniest shit I’ve ever heard 🤣
It was absolutely a troll job lol
they are actual comedians
“Tito..what will you do?”
No, they were funny, so they couldn't possibly be on SNL.
@@apuapustaja4444that’s a damn good point actually. Ok I revise for clarification the OG cast Belushi, Aykroyd, Chevy Chase etc through to Farley, Schneider, spade, Sandler era 😂😂😂
An easter egg hunt on thanksgiving is the funniest thing
7:21 “Tito, can I ask you sumthin?……where were you?” lololol
Lmfao
dude I was in fuckin tears during this part, holy shit that was some legendary trolling right there
bro that had me in tears laughing...that was some next level trolling.
LMFAO!
The only time that “it’s better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war” was not true.
I still remember when Tito was asked by a reporter if his fight was in the fall and he confidently said "Yeah it's in April!!" 😂😂
Bro the part where the scooter riders call in and ask for Titos help. I cannot 😂
That was Def a bit they were doing. It sounded alot like Too Apree.. who trolls things exactly like this
They are trolls but in a nice way. They have a RUclips channel
Can someone please tell me what I just watched is this real or what?! Lmao. I’m 100 percent serious too lol
Funniest shit I've ever heard
I really believe people give him a microphone just to see what happens😂
I was expecting a RUclips Poop, but damn this actually happened
Tito said his mask didn’t fit he couldn’t get his legs through to put it on
Clever
😂😂😂
Nevermind his legs he can’t get it past his massive head either
HAHAHA
Tito once again coming with presservarance
When I get my hand raised I'll know why.......
- Tito Ortiz
Triple D's baby 😂😂
The party bros prank 😂 7:09 the fact Tito is so smart he realizes they are getting bullied so he steps up 😂😂.
That lady covering her face laughing at @9:25 hilarious
He never let me down.
Until now.
Don't worry, he won't start.
@pegu7317 United we stand. Divided, we will NOT FALL.
That was painful. His huge skull is 4.5" thick
"United we stand, divided we will not fall."
*The* two surfer dudes returning for this brightened my day significantly.
What up!? This was their funniest work IMO.
Nothing funnier than other council members trying not to laugh when Tito gave a serious response to the scooter riding guys trolling about being harassed by eighth graders 😅
This is solid proof that not all humans should be allowed to vote.
Huwoman
Cheat
Everyone is allowed to choose life or choose death
If he had said “I hope I didn’t let anyone one until now” I was going to absolutely lose it lol
Tito's joker face at 2:45 was hilarious!!
That's one reason why I believe him about the other guy taking his mask off.
The only athlete who eats cte for breakfast. Cte gets ground and pounded by Tito's brain
What is cte please ? A steriod ?
@@davidratcliffe3710 brain damage
@@davidratcliffe3710 - "Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a progressive and fatal brain disease associated with repeated traumatic brain injuries (TBIs), including concussions and repeated blows to the head. It is also associated with the development of dementia."
For the future - Google is your friend and Big Brother.
@@davidratcliffe3710CTE is something you get from being within 100yards of Tito
@@NotSure876 LOL
He’s a perfect representation of his constituents
The perfect candidate for US president. 4 braincells, one for breathing, one for sleeping, one for for eating and one to repeat whatever they whispered in your ear
This is gold lmao! Couldn’t stop laughing at the call ins
Tito didn’t realise that Chad never made it as a wise man and couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing but this is how he reminds him
Is this a new comedic reality tv show?
You can't buy this kind of comedy. Just like his mma interviews. Honestly unreal.
I like Tito calling the guy out for having the mask on while the cameras were rolling and then taking it off when they weren’t. Good for Tito on that, for real.
No one exposes the juicy juice boys like the Huntinton beach bad boy Tito Ortiz
Well the other dude immediately said he had receipts tho
Yea that was pretty cool, he legit called dude out.
You actually believed Tito??? 😂😂😂 did you guys vote for him too? 💀💀💀
That dude should be the poster boy for beta male.
The silence on the zoom call after Tito’s offer to meet the skaters is absolutely priceless. Tito needs his own show.
The scooter guys are hilarious. But there is something weirdly wholesome about him really wanting to help kids. How is he messing up a written statement?
Dude thats chad and jt they troll all these city council meetings . Also have a podcast funny ass dudes
@@DH702..what’s the podcast called ?
@@DH702..podcast...I like podcasts.. you know any good ones?
@@abrahamaguilar4406 chad and jt go deep
Oh I was thinking it had something to do with Too Apree. He does the same thing
This had me cracking up dude , absolutely amazing stuff , he definitely needs his own show to actually show hehehe his stupidity that is priceless and entertaining,
Absolutely he does
Good for Tito for trying. I doubt anyone talking trash about him hasn’t and wouldn’t ever try to do what he did.
Try what 😂? His C-level fame & some outrageous statements propelled him into office in a our current, very polarized political atmosphere.
Given that initial C-level fame & a bit of name recognition, dem or repub, you'd find many ppl who are "talking trash about him" willing to run. The difference... others would be able to repeat a simple oath. This video is hardly the only example... dude has a history of displaying to the public, what an utter imbecile he truly is.
Tito, is that you?
Me. Tito! Roar! Lmao! Sorry! Sorry! In all fairness, good on Tito for having the back bone for doing things many of us wouldn’t dare to do and do it to the best of his capacity
I've gone out in public to perpetuate the notion that I was dumb as a box of rocks, that was easy. The hard part was keeping a serious and sincere straight face through it all. The backbone required here should have come from those who say they care about Tito and his political aspirations.
yeah i just started feeling bad for this guy after dying laughing all his clips. its actually pretty sad
I had to stifle back tears as I scooted through the bowl 😂
xD that’s Cali for you dude
He’s like a real life office character
This was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY funnier than I thought it was gonna be!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dana is laughing his ass off !
Can you imagine grafting a whole career out in politics, working your way up to this position, and wind up getting sat next to this absolute melon and have to engage with him like its serious
Probably for the best as a career in politics most likely means your a corrupt scum bag.
They should've also had a sesame street character sat with them too
AOC said “hold my beer.”
While biden says only if you let me hold your hair too
You’re kidding me
@@ninerempire3398well at least Tito has CTE and never claimed to be a politician. AOC actually pretends to be a politician and is more brain dead by default
Even Dana white said he was the dumbest dude alive. 😂
The lady in the zoom call couldn’t hold back her laughter when Tito addressed the two little kid’s “bullying complaint” and when the older councilman chimed in that he too will join Tito - she could hold back the laughter any further 😂
Dude she was like on the verge of tears how bad she wanted to laugh
Tito actually seems like a good dude
You go ahead. Please be his caretaker.
Absolutely. He is pure
Jesus, that opening was brutal. He must of been soooo nervous LOL 😆 😝
As a UK resident I have to ask America, why and how did this happen? The man can't even get through the oath. Even locally the man is a hazard.
While your politicians give your country away to foreigners.
Because getting elected in politics is a popularity contest
Republicans will vote for ANYONE. The dumber, the better. Double if you're sexist or alleged sex pest.
I'm an American. An alot of our moronic citizens love putting famous ppl in office. It happens all the time. 🤔🤔
I'm sure the people of Huntington Beach thought he'd be something like a Jesse Ventura but... I don't know why.
This is comedy gold. The jokes really do write themselves
That one clap at his resignation was hilarious
😂😂
I mean tbh he was a Republican in a leftist swamp. He wasn’t equipped for the disingenuous tactics and motives of politics. As long as That dork with the mask knows he would be snapped in half.
To put it simply, this job isn’t working for me, he has a future in comedy
I like to imagine what he’s like in everyday predicaments like buying his kids ice cream.
“Ice cream’s great. My kids do, they like ice cream..my kids are real young, not because of the ice cream, but because I’m older, not that old, I’m in great shape. Our ages combined symbolise strength and our love for ice cream.”
I think the funniest thing about this is he actually thought he would be a good fit in politics 😂
Well,he took a look around, realized there's always room for clown at a circus.
I can only imagine what is going through the other board members head every time he talks, but even that is hilarious😂
Hahahah bro got appointed as a councilman and couldn’t even appoint right and snitched on buddy for taking his mask off 😂😂 hahaha omg
Oh and those scooters kids should have a podcast lol
They do!
@@prospectivesmma where
@@derekhatake i didnt know until OP said so. Here's what i found lol www.youtube.com/@ChadGoesDeep
Only thing missing. When judge said recess at the end Tito stiff arms the closest person to him and says " you're it"
For a second i thought he was going to repeat, "I, state your name" back to her
He said 'Tito Ortiz' in the sort of authoritative but also recognizably sensual tone, perfect delivery.