Turning Weird Plant Names Into Characters

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  • Plants have some truly nasty names and we used them as inspiration for some equally nasty drawings!
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  • @Scarybug
    @Scarybug 2 года назад +2391

    Nathan "Sticky Willy" Drawfee
    Karina "Mad Dog Skullcap" Drawfee
    Jacob "Sneezeweed" Drawfee
    and Julia "Dracula Simia" Drawfee

    • @ShelbyRaeMarshall
      @ShelbyRaeMarshall 2 года назад +183

      I’m torn, because I so want Willie to be Sticky Willy,

    • @kaipoland3174
      @kaipoland3174 2 года назад +225

      Their full Christian names

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 2 года назад +239

      I just realized, when Julia and Jacob get married, she is going to be Julia Drawfee-Drawfee

    • @russaz09
      @russaz09 2 года назад +35

      So fitting xD I immediately associate Vampires with Julia now

    • @tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад +13

      @@TheDrexxus LMAOOO

  • @aandyy4791
    @aandyy4791 2 года назад +4677

    Jacob declaring himself “unbullyable” this episode is the exact same kind of hubris that made him draw The Fool.

    • @ClausCorbett
      @ClausCorbett 2 года назад +205

      Yup. There's a 17 min supercut somewhere on RUclips proving just how bulliable he is hahaha

    • @DeveusBelkan
      @DeveusBelkan 2 года назад

      Poor Andy, digested in Jacob's bladder too soon!

    • @RuthlessDutchman
      @RuthlessDutchman 2 года назад +47

      Honestly I aspire to have that level of self confidence

    • @WesleyFiles
      @WesleyFiles 2 года назад +5

      @andy s
      Rewriting history

    • @Cudddlefish
      @Cudddlefish 2 года назад +125

      What none of you have realized is that in all those instances where Jacob was getting bullied, the Drawfee crew were slowly being digested in his capture bladder

  • @panndash
    @panndash 2 года назад +2754

    Julia's away and it takes all of like 4 minutes for everyone to become nasty freaks.. that adds up

    • @pouncy2688
      @pouncy2688 2 года назад +132

      I love reading the word "nasty" în Julia's voice and tone, until the day I die

    • @nickthompson2023
      @nickthompson2023 2 года назад +121

      That’s Julia’s power. She’s nasty which keeps the nasties out of everyone else. We all thought she did it because she was a freak when in reality it was to save us all. She’s the hero we need, but not the one we deserve right now.

    • @saamyohalder
      @saamyohalder 2 года назад +61

      @@pouncy2688 "nyaasty"

    • @therbromberg
      @therbromberg 2 года назад +2

      Read this comment as they mentioned it.

    • @RedesignatedClockwork
      @RedesignatedClockwork 2 года назад +1

      HELLO sorry for the unrelated reply, but is your avatar from somewhere? Something about it is making me feel like I should recognize it but I can't place why

  • @dirtehdips674
    @dirtehdips674 2 года назад +2034

    "Be patient. The ass is yet to recede."
    Karina manages to invent brand new nightmarish sentences every episode, and I want to gather all of them and put them in fortune cookies.

    • @fphlox7245
      @fphlox7245 2 года назад +66

      I’d buy those for sure

    • @kojodog3149
      @kojodog3149 2 года назад +41

      omg i thought she said 'receive' 😭

    • @zokoravonyensloh
      @zokoravonyensloh 2 года назад +23

      I'm sure you can make custom fortune cookies somewhere :D

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 2 года назад +13

      I would buy those faster than a soccer mom at a Girl Scout cookie sale

    • @shadowclawwolfblood
      @shadowclawwolfblood Год назад +17

      I would buy those and hand them out to my d&d group as a reward for rolling a nat 20 😂

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 2 года назад +1602

    The amount of character rehabilitation they had to give Corn Cockle to compensate for the immediate negative reaction to Jacob's first 2 lines of the design is astounding

    • @cheerstoall3492
      @cheerstoall3492 2 года назад +82

      For the amount of rehab that was done… I don’t think ending up working…

    • @cyikes8271
      @cyikes8271 Год назад +38

      That little cartoon face is doing so much lifting

  • @martinwhitmore7830
    @martinwhitmore7830 2 года назад +2057

    Jacob: *draws a bingus* No, no, that's too nasty.
    Jacob: *immediately draws an even more obvious bingus* Yeah, that's better.

    • @Tolandiel
      @Tolandiel 2 года назад

      He basically designed a couple dildos. XD Getting into so much trouble without Julia there to say No. I admired the way they tried so incredible hard to say the C word but somehow Karina still said worse things. The summer heat might be melting their brain cell. ❤️ absolute filth

    • @Zillionman2010
      @Zillionman2010 2 года назад +80

      Anything is art if you draw it confidently enough.

    • @Psianth
      @Psianth 2 года назад +163

      It's important that he gave it a flared base

    • @morgandea
      @morgandea 2 года назад +48

      @@Psianth I read your comment and reflexively yelped

    • @vantharion
      @vantharion 2 года назад +29

      With the 'sit on me' thighs and calves

  • @banana_bonanza
    @banana_bonanza 2 года назад +2122

    "You gonna bully me? Careful, I'm gonna catch you in my bladder" has got to be one of the weirdest quotes Ive ever heard

  • @Arkholt2
    @Arkholt2 2 года назад +2669

    Never before has "delete your art" been more applicable than when seeing what Jacob almost did.

    • @greyisnthere
      @greyisnthere 2 года назад +215

      yeah but then he immediately did something worse

    • @theindomitablemass
      @theindomitablemass 2 года назад +55

      Jacob wanted to draw Ideal Father again

    • @BunnyTrixx-gw8ws
      @BunnyTrixx-gw8ws Год назад +3

      I didn't finish the video yet 😥

    • @doywinchester
      @doywinchester Год назад +4

      Could you please tell me which episode Jacob draws Ideal Father cuz I’ve seen this reference so many times but I can’t seem to find the episode 😭

    • @BigShippy0
      @BigShippy0 Год назад +3

      @@theindomitablemass which episode is Ideal Father from?

  • @mxspokes
    @mxspokes 2 года назад +1150

    The fact that Katrina decided to draw a clothed anthropomorphic cow, left the teats out, then put piercings on them and it wasn't the most cursed picture here, says A LOT

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen 2 года назад +93

      As someone who’s been compared to a cow due to my septum ring, I’m very sad cow vetch’s piercings did _not_ include a septum

    • @Gary4DLC
      @Gary4DLC Год назад +4

      Underrated comment honestly 💀

    • @davidprince6877
      @davidprince6877 Год назад +37

      @@nemosomen I always thought it was weird for the anthropomorphic cows to have them, since we use them to control the animal. Seems like it would have some unpleasant connotations. I know I'm probably overthinking it, but that doesn't make the thought go away.

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen Год назад +49

      @@davidprince6877 I don’t think you’re overthinking it! That’s 100% a good point I hadn’t thought of (though I still think it’d be so cute if they did have them). But I mean, maybe some anthropomorphic cows are into that, who knows 👀

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin Год назад +21

      @@nemosomen It's like cattle raceplay

  • @lindafreeman7030
    @lindafreeman7030 2 года назад +968

    Fun fact: wort in a plant name implies that's is good or healing for whatever comes before it. So bladderwort would be used to make folk remedies for bladder complaints, lung wort (aka pulmonaria) would be used to treat coughs and other respiratory problems, and so on. Not that they necessarily work, mind you.

    • @birdieboy4309
      @birdieboy4309 2 года назад +68

      so corncockle…………….

    • @birdieboy4309
      @birdieboy4309 2 года назад +116

      oh i very much misread ur comment i apologize i’m a sham an embarrassment

    • @sepiasmith5065
      @sepiasmith5065 2 года назад +69

      @@birdieboy4309 this is a beautiful moment in the Drawfee tonight

    • @zoro115-s6b
      @zoro115-s6b 2 года назад +19

      Was it really? I grow them and I was always under the impression they got the name because of the actual bladders.

    • @garrulousjay
      @garrulousjay 2 года назад +111

      @@zoro115-s6b it's both! Medieval herbalism worked on the basis that a lot of the time God would label medicinal plants by making them look like the thing they treat. Thus, a plant with bladders? God wants you to try using it to treat bladders.

  • @jtizzle124
    @jtizzle124 2 года назад +1374

    Of all the cursed quotes in this episode,"Turn the music down, I have a fish to digest." will stick with me forever.

    • @Riddler577
      @Riddler577 2 года назад +28

      14:21 if anyone needs to relive this greatly nasty quote haha

    • @juanvergara5999
      @juanvergara5999 Год назад +19

      Reading this, combined with Karina's "Open wide, baby *struggles to put them in your mouth*" at the end was a whole thing.

    • @niknpc
      @niknpc Год назад

      @jtizzle124 are you still thinking about it?

  • @kelzbelz313
    @kelzbelz313 2 года назад +1828

    They really earned their apologies at the end of this episode didn’t they

    • @G30R6E93
      @G30R6E93 2 года назад +85

      If only someone had accomplished the quick time event correctly, but alas

    • @lucya8608
      @lucya8608 2 года назад +68

      As someone who grows carnivorous plants, I am obligated to defend the Bladderwort (Utricularia) They are aquatic plants with very pretty little flowers. They live on every continent (except Antarctica) and eat plankton and mosquito larvae. They're cool and weird and I like them :)

  • @emgeez
    @emgeez 2 года назад +3388

    Anytime karina says “don’t worry about it” I instantly enter a state of intense paranoia about whatever weird internet thing she’s just referenced

    • @unclefilthy848
      @unclefilthy848 2 года назад +205

      It definitely sets off alarms in my head and activates my fight or flight response

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад

      C... Erg.. Its.. C... Bcbckzkd hold

    • @midgeon_3673
      @midgeon_3673 2 года назад +124

      I love the drawfee community so damn much

    • @mothiestman4995
      @mothiestman4995 2 года назад +264

      And I feel deeply shitty about knowing exactly what she's referencing every goddamn time.

    • @LookingForFrogs
      @LookingForFrogs 2 года назад +109

      @@mothiestman4995 same, hello fellow degenerate

  • @minnienish
    @minnienish 2 года назад +364

    if "I wish I could squirt blood out of somewhere convenient and be a little biohazard, but no, instead I had to develop an extremely toxic personality" isn't one of Karina's best quotes of all time, I'll make sure it is

    • @princessbunbun-yp8yv
      @princessbunbun-yp8yv 7 месяцев назад

      What about her period? Isn't that possible?

    • @cozmicdoodles7167
      @cozmicdoodles7167 3 месяца назад +10

      @@princessbunbun-yp8yv "somewhere convenient" the area in which periods happen is not at all convenient.

  • @alexebert8393
    @alexebert8393 2 года назад +539

    when my love of drawfee and job as a professional botanist collide in the most unexpectedly and delightfully vile way. incredible.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 года назад +13

      Professional Botanist?!

    • @alexebert8393
      @alexebert8393 2 года назад +43

      @@Alizudo yeah! i work for the forest service. i mostly survey rare and endangered plants, and help manage for invasives

    • @Crane_feather
      @Crane_feather 2 года назад +24

      @@alexebert8393 that is so fricking cool

    • @SorisMusic
      @SorisMusic Год назад +7

      @@alexebert8393 That's amazing! Any interesting plant species that you survey?

    • @alexebert8393
      @alexebert8393 Год назад +20

      @@SorisMusic oh yeah! we track three different species of rare lady's slipper orchids that are really neat (google them, they're incredible flowers!). I'm also particularly fond of the klamath mountain catchfly, cascade grass-of-parnassus, and howell's lewisia (sometimes called cliffmaids) to name a few. lots of really weird, endemic plants here in the klamath mountains! including the always dramatic (and carnivorous!) california pitcher plant.

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 2 года назад +242

    Karina and Nathan losing it while Jacob fights a losing battle to drawn non-phallic corn--"He just can't help himself!" "Uuuehhhh the ridges!!"

  • @dracanea2668
    @dracanea2668 2 года назад +2570

    I want to say how did my suggestion turn out this nasty, but honestly there are plenty of nasty plant names 😂 thanks for doing the suggestion, this was hilarious!

    • @snekysneks
      @snekysneks 2 года назад +91

      They could have done miner's lettuce but noooo

    • @bigawoo
      @bigawoo 2 года назад +102

      Thank you so much for suggesting this, I didn’t know how badly I needed Cowvetch in my life 🙏🏻

    • @backuppixiedust1115
      @backuppixiedust1115 2 года назад +74

      I mean, another name for dandelion is “piss-a-bed”, so this could have easily been much worse 😂

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl 2 года назад +9

      @@backuppixiedust1115 😂 nooooo

    • @annina7x459
      @annina7x459 2 года назад +54

      I always hear Julias voice, it's stuck in my head... "This one? .... Nasty"

  • @cheshiregames16
    @cheshiregames16 2 года назад +958

    The way they assigned the plant names to themselves left Dracula Simia as Julia which is perfect

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 года назад +119

      A room full of dracula simia

    • @Religion0
      @Religion0 2 года назад +1

      Adding to this that Googling Dracula Simia shows that it's the Simia part that's important. It does not look like a vampire, but it does have a monkey face. Like, if that's a coincidence then it's one hell of a coincidence, because that's a freaking monkey face, but how would you even do that on purpose? Get a flower to have a monkey face?

    • @sobaz92
      @sobaz92 2 года назад

      I was thinking that!! I’m so glad someone pointed this out!!

    • @humphrke
      @humphrke 2 года назад +2

      Ah yes. Vampire monkey

  • @DevoteaSings
    @DevoteaSings 2 года назад +329

    The way Jacob says "Oh, Humpan!" with the inflation of "Oh, Hitman!", but there's no Julia in the episode so we don't get to hear the laugh

    • @rottenisee2751
      @rottenisee2751 2 года назад +22

      inflection?

    • @DevoteaSings
      @DevoteaSings 2 года назад +17

      @@rottenisee2751 yeah, sorry got money on the brain 😅 (or it might have been autocorrect)

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 Год назад +16

      @@rottenisee2751 PFFfffT- Somehow, my mind actually read "inflection" the first time around. I didn't realize it was 'inflation' until you pointed it out
      And now that's very funny

  • @imago3847
    @imago3847 2 года назад +304

    This episode almost killed me. The rumble strips, Karina saying "Yeah, he slides up yours", I am fucking dying.

  • @ClubbingSealCub
    @ClubbingSealCub 2 года назад +312

    "I have to get rid of this corncockle."
    "It's not nearly phallic enough."

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 2 года назад +4

      the hair and coloring did not help xD

  • @bbchocolate9347
    @bbchocolate9347 2 года назад +956

    I don't know how they landed on Julia being the Dracula Simia of their friend group by process of elimination but that's very on-brand

    • @ShelbyRaeMarshall
      @ShelbyRaeMarshall 2 года назад +17

      I was also thinking this!!

    • @flippinkamikaze8738
      @flippinkamikaze8738 2 года назад +59

      Her bit about being a ages-old vampire griping about her modern friends flaking on her is a huge contribution to this, I'm sure

    • @thesuperthingymabob8209
      @thesuperthingymabob8209 2 года назад +74

      Julia's not in this episode bc she was busy in a room full of dracula simias

    • @MrScottikiss
      @MrScottikiss 2 года назад +13

      @@thesuperthingymabob8209 I.... you beat me to it XD

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 2 года назад +7

      The old advertisements for merch where she's dressed as a vampire also probably help.

  • @smoogieboogie1694
    @smoogieboogie1694 2 года назад +157

    My ideal meet cute with Cow Vetch:
    She struts down the street. I lean out my window, ready with my daily wad of cash to throw at her. As I go to throw the money, I accidentally fall out the window and I get stuck in her coat. She then walks around the rest of the day not noticing me before I fall off onto one of her fainting couches when she gets home.

  • @MadCheshireHat
    @MadCheshireHat 2 года назад +182

    Wherever Jacob read the bit about cow vetch really did it a disservice 😢 vetch is in the legume (pea/bean) family and as such, has nitrogen-fixing properties and thus can improve your soil (making it popular with gardeners and farmers as a cover crop). Vetch are climbing plants like peas; it grows wild on my parents' five acres during spring and the way the little tendrils grab onto weeds and ugly grass and whatever else nearby to pull itself up for some reason delights me. They grow seed pods like peas or beans when fertilized, however, these seeds when fresh can be toxic to cows and horses. The plant is high in protein.

    • @calti7478
      @calti7478 2 года назад +27

      I think they called it a weed because it's considered invasive in most of the US. It's outcompeted and decimated native prairie species in several states.

    • @b.collins2656
      @b.collins2656 Год назад +10

      @@calti7478 evidently vetch was deliberately imported from eurasia to help with erosion control, which just means no one learned a single thing after kudzu ate the southeast. time is a flat circle

    • @saxmaverick
      @saxmaverick Год назад

      A lot of the time of this growing in abundance, the soil can be too nitrogen rich - that's why it's perfectly fine to let em grow in your yard or garden, but if you have acres of grazing land, you might take care to manage it.

  • @BryanSchultzitis
    @BryanSchultzitis 2 года назад +97

    Since I watched this episode I've been finding every excuse I can to say "you can talk the talkle, but can you corn the cockle?" Which has happened more than you think it would.
    Thank you

  • @Poseidonjd
    @Poseidonjd 2 года назад +767

    It's so fucking funny when Karina is simultaneously disgusted and laughing. The way she modulates her "eeeew" has me weeping.

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 2 года назад +142

    If Nathan is sticky willy, Karina is mad dog skullcap, and Jacob is sneezeweed, than even though she's not here Julia gets to be Dracula simia. Fitting.

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 2 года назад +346

    Jacob gaslighting everyone into believing corn cockle is a beloved bar figure and not a living menace.

  • @ghastguardian5310
    @ghastguardian5310 2 года назад +176

    I like to imagine that Cow Vetch is like 14 feet tall or something similarly absurd and that Humped Bladderwort is actually fairly tall as well, he's just a little guy to her specifically

    • @kirby_tardigrade
      @kirby_tardigrade Год назад

      Humped Bladderwort looks smaller than he is because he never stands up straight

  • @Ellyark
    @Ellyark 2 года назад +58

    I like how when the skunk was mentioned there was also a photo reference just in case the viewer doesn’t know what a skunk looks like

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 2 года назад +417

    the whiplash between "so hot... cow vetch" to "i was in vermont recently" was unintentionally really funny and i hope nathan knows that

    • @tri4ls
      @tri4ls 2 года назад +12

      i read your comment at the beginning of the video but i still laughed uncontrollably when that part came

  • @christianhigares7086
    @christianhigares7086 2 года назад +362

    i can’t believe one third of this episode is entirely dedicated to bladder vore, topped off with jacob doing an ASMR of someone digesting fish in their bladder at a club
    god i love drawfee

    • @munohlow
      @munohlow 2 года назад +31

      Jacob vore kink strikes again

    • @christianhigares7086
      @christianhigares7086 2 года назад +21

      @@munohlow ain’t gonna lie i immediately thought of his hyena fursona as soon as he mentioned “digesting the haters”
      jacob really manifested his fursona this ep

    • @vivk2932
      @vivk2932 2 года назад +6

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of v*re when that bit came up lmao

    • @rattttooooo
      @rattttooooo 2 года назад +8

      @@christianhigares7086 the fursona really entered his body fr

    • @torthos1
      @torthos1 2 года назад

      @@rattttooooo He caught it in his bladder

  • @jjustkiddin6155
    @jjustkiddin6155 2 года назад +287

    “hangin shlong in front of everyone” i live that this channel is what made me get seriously into art.

    • @lilja1114
      @lilja1114 2 года назад +6

      This channel is the reason I'm getting a bachelor in art, like genuinely. Its so funny

  • @maxhendrix8602
    @maxhendrix8602 2 года назад +129

    Saying "Cow Vetch" and then immediately having them congratulate the audience may have made me realize how parasocial relationships happen (also Dora the Explorer)

    • @DeviousDryad
      @DeviousDryad 11 месяцев назад +9

      Dora was the first parasocial relationship

  • @birdieboy4309
    @birdieboy4309 2 года назад +68

    nathan mostly quiet drawing while karina and jacob are being disgusting menaces is an accurate depiction of me fighting my impulsive demons

  • @fermentedoj315
    @fermentedoj315 2 года назад +153

    i love that after 3:58 everyone just became absolutely unhinged, all it took was Nathan giving Humped Bladderwort a dumpy

    • @codered2358
      @codered2358 2 года назад

      once drawfee sees a dumpy they simply can’t help themselves

  • @haleyolson8484
    @haleyolson8484 2 года назад +369

    As a Texan, I want to validate Karina calling a horned lizard a "horned toad" - we all do that down here

    • @mixxuie
      @mixxuie 2 года назад +27

      In our defense they are really squart, toad-bellied little guys. I found two quarter-sized (like 25cent quarter) lil guys last week and the lil ones are especially toad-shaped lol

    • @friend_trilobot
      @friend_trilobot 2 года назад +20

      Yeah, not from Texas but I was gonna come down and say that, I'm pretty sure that's an old and valid common name for it, even if they are scientifically reptiles and not amphibians

    • @tsarina7832
      @tsarina7832 2 года назад +1

      Yes we do !!

    • @hyenasloan8443
      @hyenasloan8443 2 года назад +1

      It’s true we do

    • @isaacterry1243
      @isaacterry1243 2 года назад +2

      To be fair, karina is from Texas i believe

  • @amnesiophilia
    @amnesiophilia 2 года назад +122

    Humped Bladderwort looks so much like a fully realised concept illustration for a 90s Disney cartoon that it's wild.

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 2 года назад +7

      Nathan do be constantly casually pumping these iconic designs out.

    • @ArkadianDream
      @ArkadianDream 2 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure humpty looks 90% like that one guy from the black cauldron

  • @Link2855
    @Link2855 2 года назад +93

    The feeling I get looking at corncockle is the same feeling I think I'd get being sprayed by an unpleasant mist...so good job Jacob, maybe you do have that power...

  • @morgana7544
    @morgana7544 2 года назад +83

    Posted in the discord, but I'm adding it here too:
    Now that Julia and Jacob are engaged, maybe you all draw wedding guests? Using a random generator or based on go-to drawfee characters (sonic at the wedding...)

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 2 года назад +217

    In this episode: Nathan draws a nasty bladder freak, Jacob draws several peepi, and Karina repeatedly gets hot and bothered

  • @arinyeager7875
    @arinyeager7875 2 года назад +634

    I'm horrified at the implication that the corncockle is human sized. Up until the doors were added i was just imagining him as a little corn guy :(

    • @comicallylargerodent9155
      @comicallylargerodent9155 2 года назад +44

      i was thinking it was just the perspective, so corncockle can still be a little guy :)

    • @InLiquidColor
      @InLiquidColor 2 года назад +23

      The color rendering is also unforgivable 🤣💜

    • @tenleyfrederick5219
      @tenleyfrederick5219 2 года назад +9

      Just a lil guy erasure 😤

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 2 года назад +29

      well, they said the saloon doors were added _for_ him
      they never said they were human sized

    • @Bluhbear
      @Bluhbear 2 года назад +20

      It's like a doggy door... but for corncockles.

  • @davidfalterman8713
    @davidfalterman8713 2 года назад +1005

    I can’t believe that Karina is the only one who DIDN’T draw a nasty, freaky little guy in this episode 😂

    • @andrewagriculture2398
      @andrewagriculture2398 2 года назад

      She is a freak 😏

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 года назад +97

      Yeah, but I think the quivering silent lust for cow vetch made us realize there's a nasty freaky little guy in us all.

    • @FrankMcFuzz1
      @FrankMcFuzz1 2 года назад +16

      @@FFKonoko Oh thank god it wasn't just me

    • @clarawoodman9331
      @clarawoodman9331 2 года назад +14

      Ya, she drew a goddess

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Год назад +1

      @@clarawoodman9331 Women, godly or otherwise, can be nasty, freaky little guys if they so please. Cow Vetch isn't one, but they're not mutually exclusive.

  • @augustdearest
    @augustdearest 2 года назад +141

    I love that Karina maintains the "asexual artists make the sexiest of characters" trend

    • @nickgrout2502
      @nickgrout2502 Год назад +42

      they're unimpeded by internal horniness, so they can fully study the art of sexiness

    • @stephenhoward4402
      @stephenhoward4402 11 месяцев назад +7

      For some reason I thought Karina was bisexual.

    • @julespecools9572
      @julespecools9572 2 месяца назад +7

      One can be asexual and bi at the same time. Its the magic of queerness ❤

  • @jayswtnap
    @jayswtnap 2 года назад +115

    Cow Vetch is such an icon honestly, a girlboss, gatekeeper and gaslighter if you will
    An idol if you would

  • @yate0128
    @yate0128 2 года назад +189

    “The cock is coming out of the clam”
    So many sentences made me absolutely lose it this episode 😂

  • @sagetaylor9188
    @sagetaylor9188 2 года назад +445

    Gonna be honest, listening to full grown adults turn into twelve year old's with the names is so funny and it made my day.

  • @How_Many_Monkeys
    @How_Many_Monkeys 2 года назад +186

    This is the most unhinged, nonsensical episode I’ve seen in a while.. and yet somehow the drawings still make sense as an unlikely friend group 🤔

  • @box_full_of_ink958
    @box_full_of_ink958 2 года назад +135

    “he’s doing the bend and snap???!” Karina referencing Legally Blonde is something i never knew i needed-

  • @alexao6319
    @alexao6319 2 года назад +72

    "I'm not gonna show you the full crack, but you WILL know that I have a dumpy." -Karina

  • @marsrigger496
    @marsrigger496 2 года назад +403

    Karina is on fire in this one. not being able to develop a cool way to squirt a bit of blood from somewhere convenient boosts your charisma stat, I guess.

    • @ZeteticPhilosopher
      @ZeteticPhilosopher 2 года назад +24

      I feel like that conversation sort of missed the obvious fact that humans do squirt a bit of blood…
      Or, at least female humans do…

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 2 года назад +24

      It’s almost never convenient, though.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 года назад

      @@thebadpoet Nor aim-able or limited to single, deliberate squirts

    • @winsome.anneurt
      @winsome.anneurt 2 года назад +6

      Only time it is convenient is for PE lesson

    • @KTr0ck
      @KTr0ck 2 года назад +8

      @@ZeteticPhilosopher sure but they cant do it on command, which would be infinitely cooler

  • @matthewsmith8402
    @matthewsmith8402 2 года назад +63

    we kind of learn the role of each drawfee member from the episodes where they are absent. julia's chaotic but calm, steady, deadpan energy is missing and this video is somehow even more deeply cursed as a result. but cursed as though by mischevious imps rather than demons

  • @3gaysinatrenchcoat
    @3gaysinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +137

    Nathan quietly moaning "oh Cow Vetch" (33:56) is going haunt me till the final light leaves my eyes.

    • @skydemon2995
      @skydemon2995 2 года назад +8

      i saw this comment before it happened and i know what it means now…

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 2 года назад +7

      "quietly"

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 2 года назад

      You'll enjoy the haunting, 3GaysInATrenchcoat.

  • @LoonybinEscapee
    @LoonybinEscapee 2 года назад +52

    I love that the pictures they flashed up while Nathan was drawing were specifically placed where Humpty was pointing. Whoever did that, I notice you and I love you

  • @killerguppy2988
    @killerguppy2988 2 года назад +59

    I captured this episode in my eye bladders, slowly digested it, and thoroughly enjoyed it.

  • @lpqsilver
    @lpqsilver 2 года назад +445

    If I had a penny for each time drawfee drew suspicious corn ... well I'd have two pennies, but it's weird it happened twice

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +4

      When was the first time?

    • @sylvester452
      @sylvester452 2 года назад +32

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real Drawtectives! the episode that Caldwell was on

    • @lpqsilver
      @lpqsilver 2 года назад +37

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real drawtectives season 2 ep 6, nathan's 'we love a visit from the corn rhino'

    • @nix6940
      @nix6940 2 года назад +34

      Yes I was worried for a second, I thought it was a DildO

    • @AiamMaianaise
      @AiamMaianaise 2 года назад +21

      I read pennies as a different word which is very relevant to the corn shape…

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 2 года назад +131

    Me, comprehending Karina’s cockle reference: “we were all at the devil’s sacrament... cast no stones...”

  • @katy8161
    @katy8161 2 года назад +103

    The energy of Karina and Jacob just going ham while Nathan draws a perfect hench is /chefkiss.
    Also of COURSE I understood Karina's cockle joke. Who didn't.

  • @37thraven
    @37thraven 2 года назад +44

    11:34 Jacob's _"I wanna spray a distracting foul mist"_ basically revealed that, like me, and many of us, his primary choice of self-defense is mace. I don't want to kill you, or even permanently hurt you. But like.. leave me the hell alone mmkay?

  • @sammartano22
    @sammartano22 2 года назад +41

    I love how Julia is Dracula Simia by elimination. Quite fitting.

  • @sunnys0phia
    @sunnys0phia 2 года назад +97

    Holy shit. I work in horticulture and this is the best Drawfee episode ever!!! Do more of these because plants have some wild names like: Scouring Rush, liverwort, mother of millions, living stones, jointweed, cheeseweed, Bastard Toadflax, Hellebore. Or literally any of the scientific names. Love y’all!

    • @NessaOfDorthonion
      @NessaOfDorthonion Год назад +3

      Hellebore! I was researching cool plants to name a new town in one if my games and it was a top contender, very pretty flowers! Wisteria won my heart though -until my husband pointed out that it sounded like "listeria", then I wished I'd chose Hellebore instead

  • @annampeckham2
    @annampeckham2 2 года назад +358

    Etymology challenge! Please draw yourselves or each other based on your name meanings!!
    Nathan Yaffe means “beautiful gift of god” in Hebrew, Julia Lepetit means either “the small sky god” or “small and youthful” in Latin and French, Karina Farek means “beloved divergence” in Latin and Hindi, and Jacob Andrews means “manly usurper” in Hebrew and Greek.

    • @TheMemeLord69
      @TheMemeLord69 2 года назад +16

      I like that idea sounds cool!

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 2 года назад +48

      Karina got that beloved divergence vibe

    • @munohlow
      @munohlow 2 года назад +7

      That’s just another self portrait episode

    • @lilguykian
      @lilguykian 2 года назад +12

      that-that’s so accurate for them tho

    • @NessaOfDorthonion
      @NessaOfDorthonion 2 года назад +2

      ​@@munohlow Self portraits for next year

  • @AnuxeL
    @AnuxeL 2 года назад +131

    I thought this was going to be a nice episode about flowers and then Nathan crushes my expectations with filth. Well done, you’re crushing it, Mr. Yaffe

  • @zoynes4968
    @zoynes4968 2 года назад +31

    So many good oneliners from Karina this episode:
    “Be patient the ass has yet to recede.”
    “I couldn’t do that so I developed a toxic personality instead”
    “Oh I thought it was a RPF pairing.” “Don’t worry about it!”
    “Oh it’s like a creepy pasta. A COCKLE PASTA!”
    “Have a problem (about it) ? Go complain to your Senator.”

  • @3mmaloops
    @3mmaloops Год назад +7

    I love that the Juno Birch influence was so strong that Cow Vetch turned into a hot cow diva

  • @hondaaccord1399
    @hondaaccord1399 2 года назад +104

    Karina slowly descending into madness every slight innuendo is something I can personally identify with

  • @mjmjtrudeau
    @mjmjtrudeau 2 года назад +146

    The pause for the audience to pronounce Cow Vetch gave a lot of Dora the Explorer energy

  • @tubblebub
    @tubblebub 2 года назад +77

    I think y'all should know that corncockle is also known as "bastard nigella".

  • @dannahbanana11235
    @dannahbanana11235 Год назад +19

    When Nathan gets to laughing that hard it's actually physically impossible not to laugh with him.

  • @tostisgood
    @tostisgood 2 года назад +100

    Ya coulda called this “Three artists lose their mind for 43 minutes straight” and it would’ve been accurate. 😂

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet Год назад +4

      Isn't that basically every episode? 😄

  • @BardBarianBoi
    @BardBarianBoi 2 года назад +413

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I absolutely love this year's portrait designs

    • @joyfulfrog-tm3504
      @joyfulfrog-tm3504 2 года назад +15

      I miss the knife

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 2 года назад +21

      Karina straight up became a shonen protaganist

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 2 года назад +31

      This arrangement in particular has quite a vibe. Karina looks very worried about the two semi realistic men on either side of her

    • @mooma10
      @mooma10 2 года назад +5

      I don't like them this year ☹️

    • @tsubacita960
      @tsubacita960 2 года назад +1

      They are the very best!

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell 2 года назад +121

    Corncockle's voice is just everyone doing impressions of Caldwell's little creature voices

    • @gapsule2326
      @gapsule2326 2 года назад +2

      Which is just South Park

  • @synodicseason
    @synodicseason 2 года назад +126

    i have a character with a “weird” plant name!! her name is calliandra, she’s an almost 8 feet tall alien & she’s named that because her hair is all wild & soft & spiky-looking like the calliandra flower!!
    edit: i got distracted while jacob was drawing the corncockle & i looked back down at my phone & nearly screamed

    • @ride_ai1615
      @ride_ai1615 2 года назад +5

      So cool! I have a character like that too, his name is Lyon Monbretia after the Monbretia flower and he's a space captain in the 1800s

  • @sydneymitrecic
    @sydneymitrecic 2 года назад +20

    I can't believe how upset and panicked Jacob got over Julia's baby gonzo in the fusion episode and then he drew that first one

  • @bunny114
    @bunny114 2 года назад +23

    I've hurt myself laughing at "The Horny Wortnibbler" because oh boy, does that conjure some mental images.

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats 2 года назад +87

    I feel like it's so rare for Nathan to play along with the nasty and I just really appreciate the effort he put forward this ep with saying yes. it paid off. I feel blessed.

  • @tigercors3308
    @tigercors3308 2 года назад +606

    They couldn't let Julia on this episode because she would just end up drawing a field of the actual flower

    • @KenadianKenough
      @KenadianKenough 2 года назад +91

      A field full of Vampires

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 2 года назад

      @@KenadianKenough A field gull of Vampire simias

    • @ben2184
      @ben2184 2 года назад +23

      @@KenadianKenough was gonna comment this but you beat me. You have now successfully escaped the simulation

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 года назад +14

      Julia's not in this video because she's still out learning horticulture preparing for it.

  • @HunterJE
    @HunterJE 2 года назад +22

    In comparative anatomy terms "bladder" is just a catch-all for a flexible sac that holds gas or liquid, what we colloquially call "the bladder" is more specifically the urinary bladder...

  • @LasersPew
    @LasersPew 2 года назад +13

    I'm standing on the street struggling to open a water bottle. "Let me help you with that baby" It's Cow Vetch. She opens the water bottle with no problem and walks off drinking it

    • @RadishTheFool
      @RadishTheFool Год назад +3

      You throw money at her. (I hope you have completely forgotten about this comment and are happily surprised when you re-discover the context)

  • @slenderslayer8203
    @slenderslayer8203 2 года назад +24

    Me: flower names, that's a cute idea for an episode.
    Drawfee: Let's get nasty

  • @karl3647
    @karl3647 2 года назад +62

    we missed the Quick Time Event so hard jacob drew several rumple strips, ridges, and rude shapes.

  • @pacingandmuttering5106
    @pacingandmuttering5106 2 года назад +737

    I understood Karina's Cockles joke but it was entirely against my will.

    • @kaipoland3174
      @kaipoland3174 2 года назад +29

      Same

    • @hannahbeebe612
      @hannahbeebe612 2 года назад +22

      This is a big mood lmao

    • @gyro_max5655
      @gyro_max5655 2 года назад +54

      i dont know if it's in my best interest to ask for an explanation

    • @soffialv2209
      @soffialv2209 2 года назад +40

      @@gyro_max5655 nope, is not in you best interest. It took me a minute and I hate it 🥰

    • @TorrentialStardust
      @TorrentialStardust 2 года назад +48

      If anyone explains it I will personally come to their house and whizz all of their clothes into a smoothie and feed it to their co workers.

  • @PernicketyPern
    @PernicketyPern 2 года назад +281

    Suggestion: Same concept, but with fungus/mushroom names. Maybe a October Halloween episode? Example: Destroying Angel, Black trumpet of Death, Death Cap, Jelly Ear

    • @High-LordHarza
      @High-LordHarza 2 года назад +19

      One of these shrooms aint like the others, one of these shrooms just doesn't belong!

    • @Dale-ct5ru
      @Dale-ct5ru 2 года назад +1

      That would be so cool!

    • @AceFuzzLord
      @AceFuzzLord 2 года назад +2

      The Death Cap is coming. She's coming for me

    • @andyv8624
      @andyv8624 2 года назад +1

      Hare’s Foot Inkcap

    • @ducksizedhorse6284
      @ducksizedhorse6284 2 года назад +9

      From this sample and nothing else, I'm assuming all mushrooms either kill you or make you trip so many balls.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Год назад +7

    25:00 I love Nathan starting confidently with the theme of the episode before realizing there is nothing so he just tapers off into ".....uhhhhhh"

  • @akata8073
    @akata8073 2 года назад +69

    Borrowing a quote from drawtectives: “It’s just corn”

    • @e.moon_
      @e.moon_ 2 года назад +5

      exactly what i thought of

    • @DeviousDryad
      @DeviousDryad 11 месяцев назад +2

      We love a visit from the corn cockle

  • @franrib
    @franrib 2 года назад +44

    Ooh a video about plants. This sounds like a pleasant video to watch while I eat lunch.

  • @KaineVillante
    @KaineVillante 2 года назад +255

    I feel like Karina's voice inflection has gotten to the point where nearly every sentence sounds like she's making a dirty innuendo. Episode aside of course. Lol 😂

    • @lordadorable7362
      @lordadorable7362 2 года назад +12

      Am I the only one who thinks Karina sounds like a cartoon character almost? But the issue is that she's a real person and it's confusing me.

    • @Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary
      @Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary Год назад +6

      Ima be honest she pissed me off when I first heard her voice and her laugh, but I grew to like it

  • @dylanfredrick8393
    @dylanfredrick8393 2 года назад +80

    This is the most blursed Drawfee episode ever and I’m here for it

    • @ireneazreal7041
      @ireneazreal7041 2 года назад +1

      Oh
      Oh you poor fresh soul.
      This is nothing in the blursed train
      *nothing*

  • @oliviasouza4964
    @oliviasouza4964 2 года назад +12

    When Julia is in an episode everyone subconsciously holds back balance out what might come out of her brain that day. But without Julia....... pure, nasty chaos.
    Imma need some lizard calm after this.

  • @hephaestus8266
    @hephaestus8266 2 года назад +25

    I perfectly assumed how Karina and Jacob would say “cow vetch” as soon as I saw the thumbnail.

  • @kalesmart1
    @kalesmart1 2 года назад +43

    You can't deny this trio of characters are all equally upsetting and scary and I can only imagine them all being at the same bar as the "local legendss" you've heard tales about
    Corn cockle always takes someone home..

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard 2 года назад +91

    I was reminded multiple times this episode that Karina's dad watches all of these.

  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames 2 года назад +19

    I haven't watched this yet, but I just wanna say "create x based on a name" is one of my favorite video types. The scientific name one is my all-time favorite. "It is a bird." IYKYK.

  • @GreatDeath52
    @GreatDeath52 Год назад +6

    I like the implications of Karina's drawing. The chest sticks out a little bit. That possibly implies that Cow Vetch has human breasts while also still having cow teats. Either that or Cow Vetch just hits the gym and has well developed chest muscles

    • @usuariodoyoutube4718
      @usuariodoyoutube4718 Месяц назад

      if cat girls can have human ears in combo with the cat ears, then cow vetch can have human breasts in combo with her cow teats

  • @Lendel_Smânio
    @Lendel_Smânio Год назад +29

    I thought i would never regret watching an episode of Drawfee... Well, there's always the first time...

  • @poyitjdr
    @poyitjdr 2 года назад +12

    Oh my god Jacob’s corncockle just sent me to the edge of life itself, where I saw the beginning and end of everything and was forced to journey back in a desperate crawl to return to what I knew. My soul is blistered, shattered, yet thriving still. I will never be the same.
    Also: open up that corncockle clam and you’ll get a different kind of pearl

  • @Liambic
    @Liambic 2 года назад +115

    The juvenile giggling and humor in this episode made this one of the funniest ones this year. Go team corncockle!

  • @Muted_Marcus
    @Muted_Marcus 2 года назад +84

    Julia's the Room Full of Dracula Simias of the friend group.

  • @cactuscomputer7741
    @cactuscomputer7741 2 года назад +13

    Jacob: "The sooner I can make this into corn, the better it will be."
    Karina, internally: ... No. You're right, I don't want to get into this.

  • @MisterFerv
    @MisterFerv 2 года назад +25

    The mouth sounds "Cow Vetch" have lost all meaning to me. And Corncockle is hands-down, the most unsettling image drawn on the show, imo... so far.
    Great Episode.