This is so relatable (as a pianist of over 10 years), especially the book closing on you (which is part of the reason I rush to memorise everything), playing poorly when somebody is watching, and dirty keyboard. I was personally offended at the Waltz in A Minor being called boring, I worked so hard on that one, as it was the first piece I learned out of my own volition and entirely without help.
Exactly the same situation with singer Jo Stafford and Paul Weston, when they did the act of "Jonathan and Darlene Edwards"----they had to *practice* doing everything wrong to make it both plausible and funny as possible.
I could listen to this man all day. Just discovered him on Monday 11th April 2022 and I have tuned in every day since. Love his sense of humour, he is wonderful, so entertaining. He is taking the snobbery and stuffiness out of classical music, not unlike Andre Rieu xxx Sorry if my spelling is wrong xxx
"Plays wrong when someone is looking". What about "Plays wrong when your crush who has the greatest voice ever is singing Ave Maria in front of everyone after playing it correctly in all rehearsals and then Covid happens and you lose contact". Based on real story from two days before Christmas 2019.
Honestly ⁉️‼️ The piano must have been invented in heaven and flown down by cherubims. Google Horowitz playing Chopin's Polonaise in A flat, in his 80s. Also Rubenstein and lately, that kid Cole Lam who plays anything by ear. .
When you’re sight reading and someone starts singing along. When everyone is unimpressed by the Rachmaninov Prelude you spent months perfecting and instead just wants you to play Hedwig’s Theme or Für Elise. BACK PAIN Can never have nails longer than stubs. People are only impressed if you play fast songs. People play random notes on the piano while you play. All the viruses I got on my family computer back in the day while trying to download free sheet music. Awkward page turns. When you’re playing as a kid and your mom asks you to use the soft pedal. I do love my Hanon warmups though (:
To add to yours: When your mom points out every single mistake while sight reading a new piece or when you’re working on a section and your mom randomly comes in trying to explain what you’re doing, but the wrong way. I totally understand the frustration where everyone wants fast pieces. I prefer slower pieces with lots of musicality personally to play. OR when you’re trying to get a tempo down and someone asks you to turn off the metronome. 😑 And I do love my Hanon Warmups as well.
But thank you very much for writing the name of the piece...it was familiar to hear it, and did not know what it is, and it is soooo beautiful. I am going to learn that boring piece :)
the most impressive part about this video is how he managed to completely jumble up fur elise and then transition back to playing it perfectly as if nothing happened or missing a beat
@@gabriel.brasileiro English is hard enough as a mother tongue! you did very well. and you are welcome, anytime : ) thank God that love and music are internatiional languages! xx
1:33 as a drumline member in a marching band, I have the opposite problem. The director warms up the rest of the band forever, meanwhile were just chilling over in the back, "reviewing" our music and definitely not just looking at memes on our phones.
Everybody: damn those pages don't turn by themselves Vintheiro: practices piano playing while staring into a camera😂 Thank you for inspiring me for my own Piano-RUclips Channel 😍 (and for playing backwards and upside down😉)
I used to have a you tube video saved that had Condoleezza Rice sitting at the piano in a frilly dress, probably as a teenager, and her younger brother (at least he looked younger) standing beside the piano in a suit and bowtie turning the pages of the music. I love that clip. Condi and I are the same age so I get tickled that we both went through that Southern rite of passage that every girl takes piano lessons. You can find her on you tube playing the piano as an adult and she is awesome. At some point in her life she was going to be a concert pianist.
3:20 I'll have two Beethoven's No. 9, Dvorak's No. 9 large, Tchaikovsky's No. 6 with extra violins, Beethoven's No. 7, two Haydn's No. 45, one with Farewell and a large Clair De Lune.
Oh dear, you nailed me at the 2:00 mark. I'm guilty that I cannot play without written music in front of me. So needless to say, I have hundreds of pages of sheet music and music books on the music rack and surrounding the piano all within easy reach. I envy players who can memorize huge libraries of music at the drop of a hat. While I used to play by ear, I lost the ability 38-years ago in a trauma brain injury accident which I had to relearn the piano and have relied on sight reading ever since to continue playing which is better than not playing at all. With the written music I can play for hours, take away the music then I'm only good for about 5-minutes.
It's literally painful when no one hears to you when you play the piano. I say that because this happens to me sometimes. The fact that I practiced the piece for months and I'm really happy to present it to my family and they're just on their phones...🥲🤧💀and they just say:"yeah really well played "even though they didn't hear to me as I expected when I played for them.😂😂😂😫
Same here. Does anyone play a musical instrument in your family? In mine noone does so they are just kind of too musically naive to appreciate live music haha
@@affable.pebble my brother play's the violin but we both started two years ago. He started playing the violin and I started playing the piano. My mom played an instrument but she stopped playing. My dad had an instrument but he didn't play it he just like it. Yeah,my parents get sometimes annoyed when I play the piano but I keep playing. My mother says that I should play for her and I do it but sometimes I have the feeling that she doesn't listen to me( I mean what I play).😂🥲 it's kinda sad but I doesn't bother me that much. I play for myself and I think this is what matters but I also play for my family. It's just that they sometimes don't listen to what I play and this makes me sad.😕😂
I guess as a middling amateur (of which I am definitely one) the truth is no one _really_ wants to hear you play. How many people (especially in the internet age with master performances on tap) listen to an amateur struggle through one of the Chopin or Beethoven warhorses, despite the him/her having spent months or years preparing it for just such an occasion? So the question is why do it at all? For me I enjoy practicing and just 'performing' for myself, and when I do have an audience, even of one, I try to make sure it's a piece I know very well and not at all lengthy, and with some luck can play through with perhaps a couple of spots of beauty that just might make it worth hearing.
Let me add these to your list 🙂 - unlike all of the other instruments you can't bring a piano with you. So most of the time you play alone. Alone. Yes. - sheet music sliding down to the fingers like butter knifes while playing. - glissendos do hurt - the middle pedal is linked to 0 function on electric keyboards but still it's in our foot. Why the middle pedal ? - to give a check with RUclips analytics to its own piano videos and see that people still get bored really quick and only 10% remained 'til the end. - When you're about to play in front of the audience that piece you rehearsed for three months and in that particular day, you realize one or two sheets are missing. Obviously, most of the time they are the first and the last one. - people don't really care of what you are playing until you do Nyan cat or Mario Bros that is, for them, a strong proof of your skills. - food and other stuff falling down in between the keys - when playing in an ensemble then finally 99% of people did not hear any piano. - that good friend who pretends he can read the music and offers himself to turn the pages while I'm playing. Then you realize he doesn't turn any page, just being passive and distracted. - when you improvise something cool and then realize you don't know how to improvise and you did shit. - People who instantly become a pinao teacher and show you how you should play the "fur Elise" theme. - to realize after years of practice that playing the piano makes you more attractive is a scam. Yes so cool 😂😂😂
There's a lot of truth in this humor. One I could add, "Never play just after a blind kid at a piano recital". You just can't beat a blind kid. Just like old axiom for actors, "Never work with children or animals." But as far as talentless piano players go, I appreciate ALL who make any effort whatsoever on the instrument.
Very well done I was just wondering if you could make a video of playing the number one hardest in the world to play on a piano along with say the five or 10 hardest to play on a piano, good luck and have fun.
OMGGGG, não sabia que Vinheteiro tinha casado! Fico feliz que você encontrou sua Golden Champola 😍 Ela é linda! Aliás, vocês dois são!Felicidades e sucesso pra vocês 😍💐
@ritish228 it was a joke that became a meme..once Lord said in podcast he was looking for someone , a very special someone he called like "champola dourada"..Champola or more precisely "xampola", is a very informal and soft word to describe the female genitalia.. So "golden champola" is almost like "golden pussy" 😁
Lyrics: "I will now show to you what I have done I composed a song just 'cos it's fun. A melody rising soft like the Sun that will scorch you so you better... RUN!" (death metal part would be next)
@@MarcusVinicius-tm9ox um incentivo pra turma estudar inglês? Eu aprendi lendo dicionário, escutando música com a letra em mãos e jogando videogame, mas tive muitos efeitos colaterais, como vício na cultura anticristã e depressiva do rock, e tbm dos jogos cheios de enredos, idéias e filosofias pagãs (leia-se heresias, ou melhor, idéias satânicas disfarçadas e às vezes não tão disfarçadas assim). Eu iria sugerir um curso de inglês mais em conta, mas é difícil fugir da cultura mundana. Infelizmente não conheço pra indicar uma escola de inglês que tenha princípios cristãos..
Atenção, meu professor de teclado sempre falou... Errar é amigo do artista, pois demonstra ao público que estamos tocando de verdade e não em playback!
These are all so true. At one point, "between opportunities", I took a part-time job at a Kinko's, and I leveraged all of their equipment: hauled in all of my music books, chopped off the spines, and re-bound them with a spiral coil binding. NOW those blasted books lay flat!
Right on the cover of the Dover _Franz Liszt Complete Hungarian Rhapsodies for Solo Piano_ it says, "Lay Flat Sewn-Binding." Yeah, sure. Tell me another one.
This is great! Loved it!! All true! How about when you have a pile of music books in which you have selected certain songs for your repertoire and while you are playing, people are going through your books to select songs you never played and are waiting for you to finish your piece, so you can play their request.
Omg i want to learn it too xd My dad says i should learn songs that will "entertain ppl"😞 It makes me kinda sad. I always reply - i dont care what they think, i like it which he taught me
Very nice video. Some of these were spot on. I would also add the sweaty fingers from nervousness or heat. Trying to do trills with them is quite impossible. PS Chopin's waltz in a minor is not boring 😢
Too funny, but true 🤣. Another one is when you're on the piano playing a song and a kid comes up and starts putting their fingers on the keys playing some awful noise 🙉
Вы забыли ещё один немаловажный момент: пианино или рояль не кинешь в чехол за спину и не поедешь на вписку (party) к друзьям. И в лесу у костра не потеребишь клавиши рояля, распугивая комаров, потому что рояль в кустах это из другой оперы. Про поднять пианино на этаж без лифта - тоже известный винтажный мем. В общем не очень эргономичный инструмент.
3:22 essa música é linda, soa tão suave e calma nessas notas😍 Lord Vinheteiro é de mais, merece verdadeiro respeito e admiração, tenho 20 anos, mas amo músicas clássicas, não sou fã dessas modinhas de hoje em dia
@@tutorialesdepiano8356 Cara que música linda, tenho vontade de fazer faculdade de música, não pra ter essa faculdade no currículo, mas sim porque eu acho maravilhoso tocar
1:25 I’ve been playing piano for 14 years now. I remember spending a full MONTH on that one measure in Chopin’s Nocturne. I still mess it up every once in a while. You don’t know how true this was for me. Also I visibly cringed a little bit when you had the greasy hamburger in one hand while playing with the other.
It me. Once I notice a piece of dust or a hair on the keyboard, I can concentrate on nothing else until it's gone. Luckily I can usually find some gap in the rhythm to flick it off without interrupting the flow.
I found out I have awful stage fright during college. Went to play for my church, really easy going, played through it pretty well before church, go to start, hands start shaking and I fuck up SO BADLY.
0:14 THIS LITERALLY happened to me 😂 I was playing some hard pieces/songs on the keyboard during music club and a girl asked me after that "can you play [insert pop song]?" "You only play classical music" 😂 I mean I'm not that annoyed by it or frustrated really. I just found it pretty funny they asked that after I played lol
1:01 i played one 2 measure melody for an hour straight only stopping for a few seconds in the middle and i couldn't get it. But then the next morning i went to try it and i got it first try and could do it since
How ironic. Immediately after wagging his finger for not playing Star Wars, RUclips ran a Disney+ ad. Vinheteiro can not have Disney in his video unless Disney inserts it involuntarily.
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One you forgot! The one who sits down at the piano, and every song they ever knew instantly leaves their head.
or whenever they perform for people you forget every song you had been playing for months and just play the knuckle song
*I feel this all on a spiritual level*
Or guitar or bass or drums
Oops! He forgot!
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"Repeats the same measure and fails to improve"
- and I took that personally.
sadly relatable
Not in my experience, what happens with me is I repeat the same measure and make a different mistake every time!
@@mrrandomperson3106 finally fix the problem area you've been working on only to mess up the part you've never messed up and it's like "OH COME ON!"
It happens also to guitarists, trust me XD
@@brianalandorfcomposer as a both pianist and guitar player, came here to say that exact thing
This is so relatable (as a pianist of over 10 years), especially the book closing on you (which is part of the reason I rush to memorise everything), playing poorly when somebody is watching, and dirty keyboard. I was personally offended at the Waltz in A Minor being called boring, I worked so hard on that one, as it was the first piece I learned out of my own volition and entirely without help.
he didnt call it boring, he used it as an example of pieces "normal" people find boring for some reason
1:10 fun fact: he practiced a lot to hit a wrong note.
Definitely. It was so perfect haha
@@seanA416 so perfectly wrong
I have actually tried to do this sort of thing. It is quite difficult to find mistakes that both sound a. horribly wrong b. and are credible mistakes
@@SnickersEatsCookies perfectly imperfect
I saw that tiny hint of a smile :)
The way he changes from playing well and then wrong, on purpose, is amazing
That is not nearly as easy to do as it looks like.
What are you guys talking about? I’ve mastered the art of playing well and then wrong ever since I started. Only difference is I can’t stop
check out les dawson piano youtube videos for a masterclass in this 👍
Ikr it must be really hard
This is my favorite of them all. And yes, I believe that to do it so smoothly must have taken some real effort.
Classical music needs more musicians like this. His entertainment levels makes it easier for more people to approach it.
He ia amazing. Classic and popular at the same time
**plays right for once**
Family coming into the living room:
"Play that again, it sounded nice"
**Fucks the entire thing up**
Facts
Lol
YUP
So true lol
Lol, you gotta play it right 5 times in a row to play for other people I say
Fun fact: Vinheteiro suffers from all those problems, but we never noticed thanks to the editing.
Yes, Vinheteiro is such a piano wizard, that he simply edited his problems away, like magic!
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Hummm right 👍
How many piano tunes you can play very frequently vinhetero ,????
Exactly the same situation with singer Jo Stafford and Paul Weston, when they did the act of "Jonathan and Darlene Edwards"----they had to *practice* doing everything wrong to make it both plausible and funny as possible.
I could listen to this man all day. Just discovered him on Monday 11th April 2022 and I have tuned in every day since. Love his sense of humour, he is wonderful, so entertaining. He is taking the snobbery and stuffiness out of classical music, not unlike Andre Rieu xxx Sorry if my spelling is wrong xxx
Victor Borge and Stephen Wright made a baby…
thats my bday!
He’s hilarious I watch it all again and again😂x
Andre Rieu is just a Disney like salesman.... This guy is the real thing, giving knowledge, too.
@@tia904couldn’t agree more.
Let’s just appreciate how talented he is. Playing while looking at the camera, and the “back pain” one, must’ve been so hard.
What’s the song at 1:52
@@KobaltBlue680 I'm not sure but I think it's called "Über den Wellen"
@@Bensinn86 thank you
@Lizy talent comes from hard work. Hard work comes for determination. Determination comes from mistakes. And mistakes come from trying.
Im laughin so hard right there
“talentless piano player” I took it personally.
Same
Me too...
Yep, still better than me 😂
@@LunaLoveheart no way
Well, you can't be "talentless piano player" if you don't play the piano..
Not only a lovely piano player but also such good actor. After a long day,... you are our remedy.
"Plays wrong when someone is looking". What about "Plays wrong when your crush who has the greatest voice ever is singing Ave Maria in front of everyone after playing it correctly in all rehearsals and then Covid happens and you lose contact". Based on real story from two days before Christmas 2019.
Oh shit I feel for you
that sucks
oh no
I'm the singer who's pianists always mess up in concerts
however i wouldn't say it's a compliment 😅
that was so specific it hurts
😹
Plot twist: Lord Vinheteiro is actually a guitar player.
He is actually a veterinarian.
That is not fake, actually he was a bass guitar player
If he was, the girls would be all around him
@@danielborges697 this is so real
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Honestly, I wasn't a fan of the piano but this guy is so, so talented , weird and hilarious that I can't stop watching.
I hope he sticks to you and you seriously can enjoy piano!
Honestly ⁉️‼️
The piano must have been invented in heaven and flown down by cherubims.
Google Horowitz playing Chopin's Polonaise in A flat, in his 80s.
Also Rubenstein and lately, that kid Cole Lam who plays anything by ear. .
Am I the only one who finds it super impressive how smoothly he switches from playing fur elise good and bad without trouble
It's not easy intentionally playing wrong yeah
You might enjoy the work of Victor Borge...
I guess you've never watched Les Dawson (RIP) play piano, have a look for him.
@@iamhub2736 yh exactly and then also not messing up through switching to the good one again, I find it impressive
Agreed
As someone who can't play the piano, I can't imagine Vinheteiro's frustration
as a man without a mustache who plays piano i can confirm its annoying
As someone who is annoying and can play the piano I can confirm its a man
As a piano who is a man and can play the annoying I can confirm it’s confusing
as a pianist wtf youre everywhere
Leave us alone please
As someone who has played piano for about 10 years, I can say that most of these are very relatable
I can relate to all of these, especially playing bum notes when someone is looking! 😂🎹
Or when you're trying to record yourself...."Alright: Take 1003" 😂😂
aaaand what exactly is a bum note? I'm not up on my techspeak.
@@Tubluer It's a note which is the wrong key from the one that you're trying to play, and usually sounds abysmal!
@@trinaq But sometimes it only sounds half abysmal, is that a half-assed bum note?
@@Tubluer Yes, I reckon that it can be!
"The Talentless Piano Player" Finally I've been recognized by Vinheteiro, I'm so proud!
Welcome to the club lol
Its not talentless, you just play differently!
@@TK-Reikon Good one ^^
It's just a beginner
Cara, você é genial! Talentosíssimo tanto no piano quanto no humor! Kkk Parabéns!
How about the one where someone starts clapping before the piece has ended.
Or people trying to accompany a song by clapping!
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At least they're willing to clap, not looking at mirrors, scrolling their phones or spinning fidget spinners.
@@TarunoNafs humm right 👍👍👍👍
Or clapping between movements. So annoying.
When you’re sight reading and someone starts singing along.
When everyone is unimpressed by the Rachmaninov Prelude you spent months perfecting and instead just wants you to play Hedwig’s Theme or Für Elise.
BACK PAIN
Can never have nails longer than stubs.
People are only impressed if you play fast songs.
People play random notes on the piano while you play.
All the viruses I got on my family computer back in the day while trying to download free sheet music.
Awkward page turns.
When you’re playing as a kid and your mom asks you to use the soft pedal.
I do love my Hanon warmups though (:
To add to yours: When your mom points out every single mistake while sight reading a new piece or when you’re working on a section and your mom randomly comes in trying to explain what you’re doing, but the wrong way.
I totally understand the frustration where everyone wants fast pieces. I prefer slower pieces with lots of musicality personally to play.
OR when you’re trying to get a tempo down and someone asks you to turn off the metronome. 😑
And I do love my Hanon Warmups as well.
I can relate but on accordion. I'm not a pianist.
That is so relatable, it hurts, it literally hurts haha you spoke the truth
HOLY SH1T BRO I LITERALLY RELATE
why would you wnt long nails
Love his sense of humor.
When you're working hard on perfecting Chopin's Waltz in A minor and some popular piano guy on RUclips calls it boring 😢
Think he meant the person playing. Stiff, no changes in volume...technically correct...but boring technique.
But thank you very much for writing the name of the piece...it was familiar to hear it, and did not know what it is, and it is soooo beautiful. I am going to learn that boring piece :)
@E. G Haha sameeee 🥲
It’s a lovely piece of music in fairness.
I had a very similar thought immediately lmao
You forgot the pianist who stares into your soul....
WHILE eating a cheeseburger.
You can find examples of that on all of his other videos.
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oh no
the most impressive part about this video is how he managed to completely jumble up fur elise and then transition back to playing it perfectly as if nothing happened or missing a beat
The first one is how you memorise pieces quickly.
Indeed, it usually takes me a while to play without the book of sheet music in front of me! 🎶😉
True.
You don't lol
Fun fact i can't play well while looking at the music I have over 25 sheets of music in my head
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Vinheteiro: Never looks at the keys while playing.
Also Vinheteiro: Has to look at the burger he is eating.
nicely spotted.
@@gabriel.brasileiro unpredictable.
(i had to.)
@@gabriel.brasileiro English is hard enough as a mother tongue! you did very well. and you are welcome, anytime : )
thank God that love and music are internatiional languages! xx
Kkk nice
@@wagnerdemoraespinheiro7363 😳
1:33 as a drumline member in a marching band, I have the opposite problem. The director warms up the rest of the band forever, meanwhile were just chilling over in the back, "reviewing" our music and definitely not just looking at memes on our phones.
4:00 Eating a hamburger one handed while wearing a tux. Brave man
…or a boring hamburger.
I don’t know how this guy just eats a burger while playing piano and keeps a straight face
Lol. I brush my teeth and do the same
@@Un1234l What? Youre eating a burger while brushing your teeth? Impressive
I don't think that's wat they're tryna say but u do u 🗿🗿
What song is that tho?
@@luzmanhasif6071 Darude - Sandstorm
Éste pianista tiene mucho carisma aunque no hable, tiene mucha gracia. Bravo por este canal. No me pierdo ningún episodio. Saludos desde México.
“books that can’t open”
me: **laughs in virtual sheet music**
Cries in small screen
What's the name of the first piece? I forgot it
And the tablet lock by itself after 1 minutes of "inactivity"
@@shadowflare99 you can easily turn off auto lock lol
@@shadowflare99 waltz in e ♭ major i think
Everybody: damn those pages don't turn by themselves
Vintheiro: practices piano playing while staring into a camera😂
Thank you for inspiring me for my own Piano-RUclips Channel 😍 (and for playing backwards and upside down😉)
Haha, it's amazing how he can play all the right notes while staring at the camera the entire time! 😂
Just subscribed to your channel! I love the piano
he must be really familiar with the piano
@@trinaq Muscle memory. Pretty easy to do actually. Only takes around 10 years of practice. Then you can reliably play prima vista from sheet music.
@@seanA416 I just subscribed this weekend Ive binged watched all his videos😂😂😂
Essa de errar só quando alguém olha é infalível. Sempre acontece!!! Hahaha ótimo vídeo. Parabéns. Vinheteiro cada vez mais criativo!! Ótimo trabalho!!
Eu falho só quando alguém olha e quando não olha.
@@mrbarbosa1991 :-) :-) 🙂
A PROFESSORINHA É LINDA HEIN LORDAO, TA DE PARABÉNS
Uma verdadeira champola dourada!
kkkkk
Isso quer dizer que não terá mais a Laura Kassab nos vídeos? 😫
@@paulosilveira9851 😭
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You had me laughing right away. Yes, there are things we learn over years and no one has an idea of the persistence it took to get to the result.
I used to have a you tube video saved that had Condoleezza Rice sitting at the piano in a frilly dress, probably as a teenager, and her younger brother (at least he looked younger) standing beside the piano in a suit and bowtie turning the pages of the music. I love that clip. Condi and I are the same age so I get tickled that we both went through that Southern rite of passage that every girl takes piano lessons. You can find her on you tube playing the piano as an adult and she is awesome. At some point in her life she was going to be a concert pianist.
Muito bom Lordão, o senhor está produzindo vídeos da mais altíssima qualidade, você é um dos poucos guerreiros que lutam pela boa música!
Valeu meu querido!
@@Lord_Vinheteiro ...you can speak multiple languages too ????? Or did you pop into the translation app?🤔
@@kiahpeace9090 he is brazilian
@@VieiraMCG 😊thanks. Found this channel last week.
Been really enjoying the videos.
I've only just subscribed.
3:20 I'll have two Beethoven's No. 9, Dvorak's No. 9 large, Tchaikovsky's No. 6 with extra violins, Beethoven's No. 7, two Haydn's No. 45, one with Farewell and a large Clair De Lune.
underrated comment 😂
@@deimosok2003 thanks. Just realised that timecode was wrong. )))
Oh dear, you nailed me at the 2:00 mark. I'm guilty that I cannot play without written music in front of me. So needless to say, I have hundreds of pages of sheet music and music books on the music rack and surrounding the piano all within easy reach. I envy players who can memorize huge libraries of music at the drop of a hat. While I used to play by ear, I lost the ability 38-years ago in a trauma brain injury accident which I had to relearn the piano and have relied on sight reading ever since to continue playing which is better than not playing at all. With the written music I can play for hours, take away the music then I'm only good for about 5-minutes.
Parabéns lorde pela aquisição. Guerreiro venceu a guerra
Piano realmente maravilhoso
e é um Objeto, é? 😂
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A professorinha do Pânico hahaha
@@lucassales9485 sim
When you're so talented that even faking a false note is hard, that's what i'll remember of this video
All soooooooo true .....Thanks we all need reminders every once in a while!
“Repeats the same measure but fails to improve”
Never before have i been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with
Me😩
It's literally painful when no one hears to you when you play the piano. I say that because this happens to me sometimes. The fact that I practiced the piece for months and I'm really happy to present it to my family and they're just on their phones...🥲🤧💀and they just say:"yeah really well played "even though they didn't hear to me as I expected when I played for them.😂😂😂😫
Que raiva.
Same here. Does anyone play a musical instrument in your family? In mine noone does so they are just kind of too musically naive to appreciate live music haha
@@affable.pebble my brother play's the violin but we both started two years ago. He started playing the violin and I started playing the piano. My mom played an instrument but she stopped playing. My dad had an instrument but he didn't play it he just like it. Yeah,my parents get sometimes annoyed when I play the piano but I keep playing. My mother says that I should play for her and I do it but sometimes I have the feeling that she doesn't listen to me( I mean what I play).😂🥲 it's kinda sad but I doesn't bother me that much. I play for myself and I think this is what matters but I also play for my family. It's just that they sometimes don't listen to what I play and this makes me sad.😕😂
I guess as a middling amateur (of which I am definitely one) the truth is no one _really_ wants to hear you play. How many people (especially in the internet age with master performances on tap) listen to an amateur struggle through one of the Chopin or Beethoven warhorses, despite the him/her having spent months or years preparing it for just such an occasion? So the question is why do it at all? For me I enjoy practicing and just 'performing' for myself, and when I do have an audience, even of one, I try to make sure it's a piece I know very well and not at all lengthy, and with some luck can play through with perhaps a couple of spots of beauty that just might make it worth hearing.
Always wanted to learn piano. Always impressed by someone who can, even when only using 2 fingers
Let me add these to your list 🙂
- unlike all of the other instruments you can't bring a piano with you. So most of the time you play alone. Alone. Yes.
- sheet music sliding down to the fingers like butter knifes while playing.
- glissendos do hurt
- the middle pedal is linked to 0 function on electric keyboards but still it's in our foot. Why the middle pedal ?
- to give a check with RUclips analytics to its own piano videos and see that people still get bored really quick and only 10% remained 'til the end.
- When you're about to play in front of the audience that piece you rehearsed for three months and in that particular day, you realize one or two sheets are missing. Obviously, most of the time they are the first and the last one.
- people don't really care of what you are playing until you do Nyan cat or Mario Bros that is, for them, a strong proof of your skills.
- food and other stuff falling down in between the keys
- when playing in an ensemble then finally 99% of people did not hear any piano.
- that good friend who pretends he can read the music and offers himself to turn the pages while I'm playing. Then you realize he doesn't turn any page, just being passive and distracted.
- when you improvise something cool and then realize you don't know how to improvise and you did shit.
- People who instantly become a pinao teacher and show you how you should play the "fur Elise" theme.
- to realize after years of practice that playing the piano makes you more attractive is a scam.
Yes so cool 😂😂😂
Liszt*
There's a lot of truth in this humor. One I could add, "Never play just after a blind kid at a piano recital". You just can't beat a blind kid. Just like old axiom for actors, "Never work with children or animals." But as far as talentless piano players go, I appreciate ALL who make any effort whatsoever on the instrument.
Very well done I was just wondering if you could make a video of playing the number one hardest in the world to play on a piano along with say the five or 10 hardest to play on a piano, good luck and have fun.
OMGGGG, não sabia que Vinheteiro tinha casado! Fico feliz que você encontrou sua Golden Champola 😍 Ela é linda! Aliás, vocês dois são!Felicidades e sucesso pra vocês 😍💐
golden champolaKkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@fxaxb6837 explain joke please
Como sabe que é a esposa dele?
@ritish228
it was a joke that became a meme..once Lord said in podcast he was looking for someone , a very special someone he called like "champola dourada"..Champola or more precisely "xampola", is a very informal and soft word to describe the female genitalia..
So "golden champola" is almost like "golden pussy" 😁
Finalmente Senhora Vinheteira, vulga Professora Helena mostrando o ar da graça!
I do love your videos and you are one of the best players I've ever seen! Thank you for all your work!!
Então essa é a professora Helena? Parabéns, Lord! Nunca duvidei!
Ela mesmo , realmente o lordao é bom de xaveco
Uma Champola dourada.
ela bonita mais a laura kassab era mt mais gata vei
Champolinha dourada
Teve um dia no panico no estúdio antigo que ela.apareceu. @Vinheteiro estava lá e nem deu bola para ela. 🤭
I thought that the composed piece was quite nice actually.
Came here to say this
i felt personally attacked because that sounded something i might come up with, heh.
The melody sounded very much alike some european edm. Avicii or Gigi dAgostino smth like that.
It's quite repetitive though. It sounds good at first, but gets annoying quickly
Lyrics:
"I will now show to you what I have done
I composed a song just 'cos it's fun.
A melody rising soft like the Sun
that will scorch you so you better... RUN!"
(death metal part would be next)
Спасибо, просто лучшее видео за полгода. Просмотрел штук десять на одном дыхании.
When people only wants to hear River flows in you...
I felt this when I play with my keyboard on school
Everyone always ask me to play coffin dance, I can Play River too
If they ask for that, then give them the ragtime version of it instead.😂
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
That's s win if you can only play River Flows in you
2:47 Thank you for capturing my pain.
Descobrindo agora esse cara de personalidade autêntica deveras ímpar. 👏👏👏
Seus vídeos são top de linha 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Mas só uma coisa muito triste nisso, mais ou menos 9% do canal inteiro é brasileiro
Obs o lord é brasileiro
We dunno what yoh sayin
@@Iko_alvinn ''your vids are awesome"
@@MarcusVinicius-tm9ox um incentivo pra turma estudar inglês? Eu aprendi lendo dicionário, escutando música com a letra em mãos e jogando videogame, mas tive muitos efeitos colaterais, como vício na cultura anticristã e depressiva do rock, e tbm dos jogos cheios de enredos, idéias e filosofias pagãs (leia-se heresias, ou melhor, idéias satânicas disfarçadas e às vezes não tão disfarçadas assim).
Eu iria sugerir um curso de inglês mais em conta, mas é difícil fugir da cultura mundana. Infelizmente não conheço pra indicar uma escola de inglês que tenha princípios cristãos..
@Labirinth inglês tem alcance muito maior que português, amigo. Creio que esse deva ter sido o motivo de escolher o inglês como idioma para os vídeos.
2:52
What's boring about that composition? :-) Might not describe it as exciting. Fair to call it stirring, though, I'd say.
I would love to know its name
@@nathanclassified6364 Raindrop Prelude by Chopin
@@NowWeAreFree3| That's how people call it, it's Chopin's prelude Op. 28, No. 15
Aqui no Brasil muitos sabem que ele é pessoa de excelente caráter . O seu talento é muito diferenciado .
Atenção, meu professor de teclado sempre falou... Errar é amigo do artista, pois demonstra ao público que estamos tocando de verdade e não em playback!
Pretty sure this is relatable to any instrument
So talented you are!🌞🌟🤗👋
I as a piano player can assure you that every single one of the problems are true!!!(even the book one)
Especially the book one.
@@XenophonSoulis I clicked on this comment to say the exact same thing. Touché.
These are all so true. At one point, "between opportunities", I took a part-time job at a Kinko's, and I leveraged all of their equipment: hauled in all of my music books, chopped off the spines, and re-bound them with a spiral coil binding. NOW those blasted books lay flat!
Right on the cover of the Dover _Franz Liszt Complete Hungarian Rhapsodies for Solo Piano_ it says, "Lay Flat Sewn-Binding."
Yeah, sure. Tell me another one.
@@XenophonSoulis ikr
"The Talentless Painist" was the funniest and also the most relatable for me. XD
Love that one, makes mistakes when someone is looking!
So true!
This is great! Loved it!! All true! How about when you have a pile of music books in which you have selected certain songs for your repertoire and while you are playing, people are going through your books to select songs you never played and are waiting for you to finish your piece, so you can play their request.
😂😂
Abraço Lordao, to juntando pra comprar seu curso de piano, grande valse blillante é minha favorita
Amazing performance and def one of my favorite channels.
Vinheteiro: Calls Waltz in A minor boring
Me: Guess I'll die
ruclips.net/video/Klfc8jUQUfE/видео.html
Is it really Waltz in A minor? I've listened it in RUclips and I think they sound absolutely different...
Omg i want to learn it too xd
My dad says i should learn songs that will "entertain ppl"😞
It makes me kinda sad. I always reply - i dont care what they think, i like it which he taught me
@@Linnime yes im pretty sure it is the begining
Aah, yes, someone who shares my sorrow
Congratulations on the beautiful wife Lordão best wishes to this great couple ❤️
Brilliant (still). I love the way you play, and I think you are a comedic genius. Victor Borge could have learned much from you. Bravo!
Very nice video. Some of these were spot on. I would also add the sweaty fingers from nervousness or heat. Trying to do trills with them is quite impossible.
PS Chopin's waltz in a minor is not boring 😢
Too funny, but true 🤣. Another one is when you're on the piano playing a song and a kid comes up and starts putting their fingers on the keys playing some awful noise 🙉
I used to get that in playing piano in a school. After the first time I grabbed their hand, and made them play the bass line
Вы забыли ещё один немаловажный момент: пианино или рояль не кинешь в чехол за спину и не поедешь на вписку (party) к друзьям. И в лесу у костра не потеребишь клавиши рояля, распугивая комаров, потому что рояль в кустах это из другой оперы. Про поднять пианино на этаж без лифта - тоже известный винтажный мем. В общем не очень эргономичный инструмент.
Eres muy bueno tocando el piano , quisiera tocar algún día como tú , saludos desde Perú
você encontrou, é verdade. a champoola dourada. parabéns nobre cavaleiro, Sir Arthur Vinheteiro.
I've been listening and watching him for a while, he's a very talented piano player.
3:22 essa música é linda, soa tão suave e calma nessas notas😍 Lord Vinheteiro é de mais, merece verdadeiro respeito e admiração, tenho 20 anos, mas amo músicas clássicas, não sou fã dessas modinhas de hoje em dia
Se llama clair de lune de debussy
@@tutorialesdepiano8356 Cara que música linda, tenho vontade de fazer faculdade de música, não pra ter essa faculdade no currículo, mas sim porque eu acho maravilhoso tocar
@@WillianMfranco Também curto muito, atualmente estou tentando aprender a tocar teclado por conta própria
clair de lune é linda mesmo
Sim
OMG THE BOOKS THAT CANT STAY OPEN SOMETIMES I JUST GET SO ANNOYED I LITERALLY HOLD THEM OPEN WITH MY FEET
wait u wat??
@@eueu2
📚
👣
Lol how
How do you deal with the back pain?
Lol 😂
This guy's videos are brilliant.
Sera essa a dona da champola dourada? Todos torcemos por vc Lord
🤔
Sim, está é a champoula dourada.
Sim, ele conseguiu, é ela
I really wanted to see him playing the Star Wars theme 😔
Star wars is overrated.
@@nilswegner2881 It's theme isn't.
Love how talentend and funny you are.
1:25 I’ve been playing piano for 14 years now. I remember spending a full MONTH on that one measure in Chopin’s Nocturne. I still mess it up every once in a while. You don’t know how true this was for me. Also I visibly cringed a little bit when you had the greasy hamburger in one hand while playing with the other.
That dirty keyboard one needs a small change:
Randomly wiping dirt with hands while playing
It me. Once I notice a piece of dust or a hair on the keyboard, I can concentrate on nothing else until it's gone. Luckily I can usually find some gap in the rhythm to flick it off without interrupting the flow.
Dirt and random hairs.
I miss him staring into our souls,
he's like the crow if you committed crimes
What’s the piece at 1:52
He still does that, you didn't notice
lmao Ik he still does it but bits here and there not completely like he used to
Oh, when someone's looking, even the camera makes me nervous, haha.
I found out I have awful stage fright during college. Went to play for my church, really easy going, played through it pretty well before church, go to start, hands start shaking and I fuck up SO BADLY.
0:14 THIS LITERALLY happened to me 😂 I was playing some hard pieces/songs on the keyboard during music club and a girl asked me after that "can you play [insert pop song]?" "You only play classical music" 😂
I mean I'm not that annoyed by it or frustrated really. I just found it pretty funny they asked that after I played lol
1:48 isso é ultrapassar todos os limites...
Kakakakakka verdade
O cara é foda.
ruclips.net/video/Qnba69vaKHQ/видео.html
É real família o lord conquistou a professora Helena, nem acredito
Lordão encontrou a champola dourada! Agora é um soldado abatido
A professora Helena vai dar uma surra no Lordão quando perceber que ele está sem aliança em alguns takes.
Essa é a esposa dele ?
ruclips.net/video/Qnba69vaKHQ/видео.html
uma bela champoula digassidipassagi
1:01 i played one 2 measure melody for an hour straight only stopping for a few seconds in the middle and i couldn't get it. But then the next morning i went to try it and i got it first try and could do it since
How ironic. Immediately after wagging his finger for not playing Star Wars, RUclips ran a Disney+ ad. Vinheteiro can not have Disney in his video unless Disney inserts it involuntarily.
And says "Cough!"
up the royalties.
Problema 1: não ter uma champola dourada ao seu lado igual o Lord nos seus vídeos😢
Problema 2: Problema 1
O lord finalmente achou kkkkkkk
ruclips.net/video/Qnba69vaKHQ/видео.html
Que champola
@@victorvramos23 Tá atrasado. Ele tem uma centena dessas, ele troca de vez em quando. Só olhar os outros vídeos.
@@nicolasoliveira4903 então a saga continua
I love the sound of your piano. So crisp and yet romantic! I wonder what is the brand of the piano?
Essa é a professora Helena? Que Champolão hein Lord? Saudades de vc no panico.
you forgot "the drunk pianist"
What’s the song at 1:52
@@KobaltBlue680 😁
@@KobaltBlue680 Hey, Liszt.
Okay, but playing piano drunk is so much fun 🤣