Gostoc stealing your runes in Stormveil when you haven't killed Godric is 100% intended. Gostoc stealing them after you kill Godric or outside Stormveil is what was fixed.
Ranni's Ending may be the best one but her companions will die if you proceeded that path but their sacrifices will not be in vain because in her own Divine Order, she will take away the Elden Ring away from the power-hungry denizens of the Lands Between to ensure that the world will not become fractured and disordered anymore.
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx No, the world being fractured and disordered is not Ranni's concern. She wants the gods to no longer interfere with mortal affairs, to have mortal kind decide their own fate and lives on their own, to rise to whatever heights they so endeavor to. It's another reason why Ranni is so popular amongst fans, because even ignoring getting a proper waifu out of her path, you can even make the gods _irrelevant_ to the Lands Between as well, which appeals to those who are atheists or otherwise non-religious.
@@James-ep2bx Well, in fairness, it's already dead when you start the questline, so it still counts as a happy ending. You know, by Souls standards, at least.
I think the reason why the Ranni is preferred over the standard ending, is because at least until the DLC comes around and maybe adds another ending or two this is the best outcome. Just like the fire keeper ending in dark souls 3.
Its the closest thing to good ending because its open ended. Ranni's ending is about removing the greater will from power but we dont know what new outer god will take its place in the far future. It could be a good outergod or an evil outergod (dungeater god, god of rot, three fingers/frenzy flame, goddess of blood etc.)
It had been so long since I played a Dark Souls game, I was running around opening everything in elden ring, than I remembered the chains on D1 chests and panicked. I started swinging at every chest after, I thought I was just kinda lucky I didn't get got yet by a mimick.
3:32 Well originally, George R.R. Martin was gonna be a boss in the game. He's great and incredibly brutal through most of the boss battle. But partway through the second to last part, he gets distracted doing other things in the arena and largely ignores the player and is probably never gonna finish what he started... Just like in real life.
The battle stops abruptly because and you no longer do any damage to him simply because he doesn’t know what his next battle phase will be so he sits down and procrastinates and his hitbox disappears.
@@boxorak very likely at this point, the guy has had writer's block on the series for the longest time, it's not something you can just get back into, i think the best he could do is effectively give the series to someone else to finish with all his notes and just serve as editor.
Gostoc just needed some runes to finance his new business endeavour. I don't know who he looted for an Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone, but the peanuts he got off me are a fair price to get me one of those.
Just beat Elden Ring yesterday (Ranni ending supremacy) and I don’t think I’ve been this invested in a game in absolutely forever, I still think the player should be able to summon Torrent against the Elden Beast, and these memes are great, Elden ring filled are my favorite
My favorite part of the Radahn fight when it comes to the summons is if you pay attention to patches when you summon him he just takes a good look at Radahn an then just say nope not today and teleports out of there.
I have a pretty sick twisted mind, I've seen offbrand that would make someone drown themselves in bleach, and then drown their ghost in bleach, (not willingly mind you)... and even I associated that with a cabinet not a jar.
Elden Ring stories summed up: Everyone dies at the end & everyone's names are the personification of the "sure you can copy my homework, just don't make it too obvious" meme.
Of course everyone gets the bitches ending why wouldn’t they. You get a cute adorable little witch girl that’s is also a puppet for some reason but don’t question that but Your no longer Maidenless and that is all that matters.😺
5:14 I'm pretty sure Rya being hunched is because she is a lizard in disguise, and that her 'upper body' that is hunched is supposedly her head, meaning what the tarnished just did is that he broke her next.
"Can't you save at least one NPC and give them a happy ending without having them die at the end?" Nepheli Loux, as long as you don't give her Seluvis's potion, and keep Kenneth Haight alive. She becomes the new Lord of Limgrave, ruler of Stormveil Castle. Also Boc the Seamster, if you use the "You're Beautiful" prattling pate during his questline instead of giving him the Larval Tear. I guess also Blackguard Big Boggart, as long as you don't progress Dung Eater's questline. He's free to live his best life cooking prawn and crab and just generally having a good time.
Uhh....mimics are in the game. Just not as chests. Some specific enemies will suddenly transform into a much tougher monster after you attack them. My favorite was a basic zombie huddled up in a corner suddenly jumping at me as one of those arm blade lion things.
Noble trying to remember what the Finger Readers are called: "Finger Maidens? No, wait, that's not right... what do you call those ladies who read your fingers...?" (Okay, so maybe Finger Reader Crones is their full title, but still, close enough)
On Xbox Series X, the Age of Stars achievement has a 9.58% completion rate. The Elden Lord achievement has a 7.88% completion rate. I had unlocked every achievement within the first 30 days, so I have immediate access to those stats.
1:45 i think there is a boss in DS1 or 3 that you can just walk past. The like 9 feet tall lizard tail lady. But of course people want a choice to befriend her instead because of sad backstory
Tbh the 7th ending should be something in relation to malenia where its just she calms down after hearing about all the shit we did for firstly her kid and miquella
Gostoc stealing your runes in Stormveil when you haven't killed Godric is 100% intended. Gostoc stealing them after you kill Godric or outside Stormveil is what was fixed.
I always wondered what was all that about rune stealing, never noticed it because i instantly killed Gostoc the moment i saw him
Wow I didn't even know it was tied to Gostoc. I just thought it was either a bug with Stormveil or Miyazaki just trolling.
Sunname Your comment got 69 likes that I don't wanna break it 👌
@@Rose-85 well that kinda sucks… you missed out on 2 ancient dragon smithing stones
@@viggoeriksson805 Technically just one, because I think you can still finish Nepheli's quest without gostoc
Noble: Can’t one of them have a happy ending without having to die?
George R.R Martin: *tilts his head in confusion*
Ranni's Ending may be the best one but her companions will die if you proceeded that path but their sacrifices will not be in vain because in her own Divine Order, she will take away the Elden Ring away from the power-hungry denizens of the Lands Between to ensure that the world will not become fractured and disordered anymore.
That's a normal Fromsoft thing, it was always like this. xD
If he could only end a story....
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx No, the world being fractured and disordered is not Ranni's concern. She wants the gods to no longer interfere with mortal affairs, to have mortal kind decide their own fate and lives on their own, to rise to whatever heights they so endeavor to.
It's another reason why Ranni is so popular amongst fans, because even ignoring getting a proper waifu out of her path, you can even make the gods _irrelevant_ to the Lands Between as well, which appeals to those who are atheists or otherwise non-religious.
@@tylermech66
Yeah. It is so.
10:18 *flash backs to Gura's "chum jar"*
She knew exactly what she was doing.
This is in fact referencing the forbidden my little pony c*m jar. I’ve never seen pics, but the idea is cursedly present in my mind
_”Just cuz I beat it doesn’t mean the game is over.”_
What every gamer has said at some point in their lives 🎮
Me after every Kirby game.
True to be told!
Not true for platformers
@@markguyton2868 hey look I started that
The Holy trinity of every souls game
Ragequitting Gameplay,Massive Lore dumping and Memes LOT OF MEMES
Memes are the outlet for the rage.
@@robertnelson9599 and the outlet for depression *look at any dark anime*
Oh speaking of Let me solo her, he actually already got an OFF BRAND about him pounding Malenia.
Now that's a sign you reached the top
King
Oh not just that, it looks like that specific OFF BRAND is the first Malenia off brand with her **performing intercourse** with someone.
sauce?
@@someghostwithinternetacess1066
Can't Post Sauce Link anymore or RUclips Shadowband the comment ask for name
Noble: “Uh, Girls? What you got over there?”
Ashley(Holding a Ranni Body-pillow) & Lily(With a Ranni Chibi Plushie): “A Boba?”
iCarly reference
Still, the Tarnished needs more maidens 😅
souls games when you try to be the hero you actually become the villain!
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain”
@@NeroAl Exactly
To be fair, LetMeSoloHer has repeatedly beat Malenia without getting hit once
Edit: Ashley dancing with such worried concern was oddly funny
Has noble beaten malenia
@@Paper_council I think so
Noble: Oh no not the jar.
Me: THATS A DISPLAY CABINET YOU FOOL!!
Yes, noble their is one side quest that has a happy ending and it involves a jellyfish
To be fair depending on how the lore around spirit summons work your jellyfish vary well may have died for that happy ending
@@James-ep2bx Well, in fairness, it's already dead when you start the questline, so it still counts as a happy ending. You know, by Souls standards, at least.
@@krukblood-axe3649 true enough
"You're beautiful."
Nepheli quest can be considered a happy ending...if you don't turn her into puppet
If Kirby was a boss in eldin ring, considering the amount of Gods he has killed, Kirby would prove to be quite the formidable foe.
I think the reason why the Ranni is preferred over the standard ending, is because at least until the DLC comes around and maybe adds another ending or two this is the best outcome.
Just like the fire keeper ending in dark souls 3.
Also she gives you the Moonlight Greatsword. Which obviously means it's the canon ending.
Yea, it is the best ending out of all
Its the closest thing to good ending because its open ended. Ranni's ending is about removing the greater will from power but we dont know what new outer god will take its place in the far future. It could be a good outergod or an evil outergod (dungeater god, god of rot, three fingers/frenzy flame, goddess of blood etc.)
Is the only ending were you get a maiden so... why would you do the other ones? XD
Well at least it was a glass cabinet and not, well a jar. Plus Nobel could just complete the game, if haven’t already.
“I beat Elden ring.. I dunno what to do with my life anymore!” noble thats the exact reason i went and did all the endings
It had been so long since I played a Dark Souls game, I was running around opening everything in elden ring, than I remembered the chains on D1 chests and panicked.
I started swinging at every chest after, I thought I was just kinda lucky I didn't get got yet by a mimick.
3:32
Well originally, George R.R. Martin was gonna be a boss in the game. He's great and incredibly brutal through most of the boss battle. But partway through the second to last part, he gets distracted doing other things in the arena and largely ignores the player and is probably never gonna finish what he started...
Just like in real life.
The battle stops abruptly because and you no longer do any damage to him simply because he doesn’t know what his next battle phase will be so he sits down and procrastinates and his hitbox disappears.
On a related note, what are the chances of GRR finishing aSoIaF and not just going "actually, the show's ending is totally the book's ending, lol"
i always thought the dung eater was grrm's personification in the game.
@@boxorak very likely at this point, the guy has had writer's block on the series for the longest time, it's not something you can just get back into, i think the best he could do is effectively give the series to someone else to finish with all his notes and just serve as editor.
Gostoc just needed some runes to finance his new business endeavour.
I don't know who he looted for an Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone, but the peanuts he got off me are a fair price to get me one of those.
Noble.. you beat it once right? you still have 5 more endings to get
I think that the game got 7 endings currently
@@ricardohoang8452 if so, I only know of 6
2 more times... 4 ending are just recolors
The legendary jar that can hold so much liquid with people figures, nice 😭
Just beat Elden Ring yesterday (Ranni ending supremacy) and I don’t think I’ve been this invested in a game in absolutely forever, I still think the player should be able to summon Torrent against the Elden Beast, and these memes are great, Elden ring filled are my favorite
My favorite part of the Radahn fight when it comes to the summons is if you pay attention to patches when you summon him he just takes a good look at Radahn an then just say nope not today and teleports out of there.
You can prevent some deaths on the NPC's if you do not complete their quest line or best example is kill the Dung Eater boss before you free him.
I have a pretty sick twisted mind, I've seen offbrand that would make someone drown themselves in bleach, and then drown their ghost in bleach, (not willingly mind you)... and even I associated that with a cabinet not a jar.
"naked guy" and "soloing her" inspires lots of off-brand premise......
"If asked why you activate all the summoning pool statues when you don't do any multiplayer, just say its for role play reasons."
- Mongolian Proverb
Elden Ring stories summed up: Everyone dies at the end & everyone's names are the personification of the "sure you can copy my homework, just don't make it too obvious" meme.
Noble caught in 4K thinking about tribute jars, and I'm 142% sure Nuxtaku is to blame.
"I beat Elden Ring... now what?"
Play it another 5-6 times, like me?
Get all the endings
The "I would never be a simp" meme is literally me but with Rennala. YES MY QUEEN.
''Stupid maidenless tarnished'' for some reason I love that sentence.
Even though I never played the game, I still liked the video. Noble making things fun makes me happy.
Of course everyone gets the bitches ending why wouldn’t they. You get a cute adorable little witch girl that’s is also a puppet for some reason but don’t question that but Your no longer Maidenless and that is all that matters.😺
ah more like the simp ending
Im soo glad to see mai coming in with some fighting game/kof rep.that made me click instantly. I really want those games to get more recognition.
Of course we go for the Ranni ending.
"Shall we go then? My dear consort, eternal."
10:11 This would be 200% funnier if one of the other figures said, "First time?"
5:14 I'm pretty sure Rya being hunched is because she is a lizard in disguise, and that her 'upper body' that is hunched is supposedly her head, meaning what the tarnished just did is that he broke her next.
the Age of the Stars is clearly the mowt desirable ending for a lot of reasons, being the main and the 1st, the fact that you are no longer maidenless
7:19 LOL my 1st Ending was the Ranni Ending.
that's quite the interesting jar you have behind you Noble
you basically said nope ain't saying anything anymore at the end LOL
I love those things after the outro plays
Monkeys:look at how they mimic a friction of our power.
3:31 it's also 100% acurate to what the Noble Pokemon and Dialga, Palkia and Arceus see when your fighting them in Legends Arceus 😆
Melina: “I wish to travel with you again, my friend.”
Me: Are we? Are we friends? No. I don’t think so.
I look forward to when he understands that Kirby meme to the fullest.
For those still struggling with Radahn solo, you can fight him on horseback. It makes the fight substantially easier.
In b4 "LOL git gud horse rider" comments
All hail 'Let Me Solo Her', the legendary Jarnished
"No Mimics" cryes in Mimic tear
That George R.R. Martin cosplay was missing one crucial component, the hat.
"Can't you save at least one NPC and give them a happy ending without having them die at the end?"
Nepheli Loux, as long as you don't give her Seluvis's potion, and keep Kenneth Haight alive. She becomes the new Lord of Limgrave, ruler of Stormveil Castle.
Also Boc the Seamster, if you use the "You're Beautiful" prattling pate during his questline instead of giving him the Larval Tear.
I guess also Blackguard Big Boggart, as long as you don't progress Dung Eater's questline. He's free to live his best life cooking prawn and crab and just generally having a good time.
Best thing to wake up from a nap is to a noble video
T-posing is the ultimate pose
“He took my runes I took his life”
You can save Rya. She gets one of the better endings in this game honestly compared to other NPCs if you put the right effort in.
That first Malenia one aged well😂
Solution to the Godskin Apostle's Heal Counter, used the Erdtree Sheild and use its Golden Retaliation, for extra spice say "return to sender".
Noble uses his cabinet as an extra large jar prove me wrong
Raccoon Noble in Elder ring.
Had Fashion Souls, Drip Bourne, and the lovely Elden Bling.
The virgin jar, vs the also virgin but less disturbing, anime figurines cabinet.
It's a FromSoft title. The happiest an ending gets is "but in death, their suffering is finally at an end".
about the activation of the summoning pool, it's me too XD
I mean you can "fill" the cabinet too if you're determined enough
I though about the jar too when I saw your thumbnail.
“Theres no mimics!?” As a DnD player, I felt that
Noble: Not the jar!
Gura *put herself in the jar
When Noble said Jar my mind went to goo
Uhh....mimics are in the game. Just not as chests. Some specific enemies will suddenly transform into a much tougher monster after you attack them. My favorite was a basic zombie huddled up in a corner suddenly jumping at me as one of those arm blade lion things.
Don’t forget the random aristocrat turning into a goddamn runebear
We love Ranni, her ending is the only one that goes into Dark Sols 1.😍😍😍😍
And All the ending but Ranni, look the Same.🤔
More Ranni Vidoes Please😍😍😍😍😍😍
Frenzied Flame ending hits different, best ending if you ask me.
@@mrnickname850 Avery one has there Favorite.
So, can I get a handshake fellow maidenless?
The whole thing with the weird eye things on Ranni and Melina made me think that they were the same character lmao
Now that Noble has finished Elden Ring he should play Kirby as vacation.^^
10:30 Imagine stuffing the Little Ranni doll into Jar Bairn. Now that's what I call SS
6:56 pls help I feel attacked by this 🤣
HEAVY EDM ASH TO FINISH THE EP!!! YEEEEEE
Why is it that every time Hollywood makes Mexico there's a yellow filter the yellow filter on Noble made me think he's maybe in Mexico now
The 70's is also depicted as having a tint too, so maybe he's a time Traveller.
I guess that means you didn't bother summoning Mellina at Morgott's fight then...
When one finishes elden ring one must start again
Noble trying to remember what the Finger Readers are called: "Finger Maidens? No, wait, that's not right... what do you call those ladies who read your fingers...?"
(Okay, so maybe Finger Reader Crones is their full title, but still, close enough)
3:19 Snuffy is that you?!
When LostPause didn't hear about the secret "jar" chat in game.
Ranni: help me rebell against greater will and I give you lap pillow
Literally everyone: you son of a bitch I'm in
4:07 Fashion Souls: Elden Bling Edition.
7:00... I feel called out...
No, no, go on, keep digging that hole.
When i first saw Ranni I said to myself; “I’m gonna find you first”
3:20 I didn't know Snuffy played Elden Ring
Kirby: The Forgotten Lands Between
I have a 2B figure.
I considered getting a Mai... but her figures are all so over priced.
Says the one who spend four grands on a Nier set....
On Xbox Series X, the Age of Stars achievement has a 9.58% completion rate. The Elden Lord achievement has a 7.88% completion rate. I had unlocked every achievement within the first 30 days, so I have immediate access to those stats.
Time to wait for the DLC…
Or mods. Whichever is first.
🎩
🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I suggest checking out toasted shoes. He's doing an "elden ring but ruined by mods" series. And the tarnished is Homer Simpson.
@@megameme29
Yee yee.
3:28 impressive he got a raccoon to do that
What would have actually been evil is not putting any mimics in the game except for one and its random on every playthrough.
"Why don't people just use the summons?"
Because they have a basic shield... from the beginning of the game... that blocks 100% of damage.
You KNOW the first chest you find in the dlc (if/when they make it) will be a mimic.
The raccoon got me.
Ahhahahahahaha 😂 i tough is kerbi but is a elder ring logo dayo 7:50
That was cute 👍💙💙💙 my heart it hurts dayo 9:55
1:45 i think there is a boss in DS1 or 3 that you can just walk past. The like 9 feet tall lizard tail lady. But of course people want a choice to befriend her instead because of sad backstory
10:17 bro this isn't 4Chan anymore. You don't have to worry about that time anymore
Tbh the 7th ending should be something in relation to malenia where its just she calms down after hearing about all the shit we did for firstly her kid and miquella