I played Elden Ring as JESUS and it was HOLY (Jesus Build)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @cloud455
    @cloud455  2 года назад +1994

    Jesus BUILD BEST BUILD

    • @mochamachine
      @mochamachine 2 года назад +15

      FRFR JESUS BUILD BEST BUILD

    • @altar1884
      @altar1884 2 года назад +5

      People have asked for this for ages
      The views!
      The views are real!!!

    • @smolgobbo3826
      @smolgobbo3826 Год назад +13

      He was nerfed for our sins

    • @qualcunosuyt1486
      @qualcunosuyt1486 Год назад +2

      geSUS build you meaned

    • @altar1884
      @altar1884 Год назад

      @@qualcunosuyt1486 yes
      sussy impostor
      hes in med

  • @bloodiedberserker7574
    @bloodiedberserker7574 Год назад +2806

    When you realize he is fighting the elden beast WHILE WALKING ON WATER

  • @jacktys963
    @jacktys963 Год назад +1424

    The story wasn't wiping out animals from a temple with a whip, the story depicts a bunch of gamblers in the temple. Jesus apparently runs in there furious, flipping over tables while whipping the gamblers, chasing them out of the temple.

    • @MagmaZero4112
      @MagmaZero4112 Год назад +93

      That is what I remember brother. Not animals, but man.

    • @elvisnnadiekwe1546
      @elvisnnadiekwe1546 Год назад +156

      They were also selling animals at the temple which was part of Jesus frustration so that’s were the animals are from

    • @brandonbrown2766
      @brandonbrown2766 Год назад +102

      As Elvis said, they were selling animals.. the bible calls them money changers. Certain animals were required as a sacrifice for their sins. What the money changers were doing were gathering all the animals and up charging for them. People would then have to buy the animals for their sacrifices. Which made a huge profit for the Jewish religious leaders. As Jesus refers to 1 Chronicles 16:1-37, God's house shall be called a house of prayer, and the Jewish leaders were using it as profit, that's why he was so mad. It was prophesied the Messiahs "Zeal for your house will consume me.”

    • @jacktys963
      @jacktys963 Год назад +6

      @brandon brown Very interesting, thanks for the info 😂😁

    • @jacktys963
      @jacktys963 Год назад +4

      @@elvisnnadiekwe1546 Thanks for the info! Much appreciated

  • @marlmyanimationoutlet3934
    @marlmyanimationoutlet3934 Год назад +3314

    16:37
    "It's weird I've been beating like every boss on like the third try."
    That moment you realize Christ arose from the dead 3 days after crucifixion lmao.
    Like it was meant to be.

    • @forgotten4146
      @forgotten4146 Год назад +60

      *When your realize the bible never got a single timeline right*

    • @SinOfenvy-ct5pt
      @SinOfenvy-ct5pt Год назад +167

      @@forgotten4146 it did get it right I was there 🥱🥱🧌

    • @user-te4bf6ye7r
      @user-te4bf6ye7r Год назад +140

      @@forgotten4146 you clearly don’t understand the Bible and how it was written

    • @zyrgr2940
      @zyrgr2940 Год назад +8

      @@KFlexFantastic what

    • @KFlexFantastic
      @KFlexFantastic Год назад +17

      @@zyrgr2940 not you ya turkey the other guy

  • @MennydorgesERArchive
    @MennydorgesERArchive Год назад +179

    In Revelations, Jesus also uses a flaming sword, so you can add either blasphemous blade, night and flame, or any sword with flame affinity

    • @PurgedDH
      @PurgedDH 9 месяцев назад +52

      It's Jesus, so I'd exclude the Blasphemous Blade.
      Seeing as how Jesus blaspheming would probably not be very Jesus of him.

    • @King_Thulsa_Doom
      @King_Thulsa_Doom 9 месяцев назад +39

      Could give Jesus a hammer... He was a carpenter after all.

    • @PurgedDH
      @PurgedDH 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@King_Thulsa_Doom Or for the flaming sword, possibly a Greatsword with the Flames of Radahn (in one hand of course just because it would be funny).

    • @jayjayfromftr
      @jayjayfromftr 8 месяцев назад

      @@King_Thulsa_Doom you mean his father

    • @jayjayfromftr
      @jayjayfromftr 8 месяцев назад

      joseph

  • @donnietrukes1785
    @donnietrukes1785 Год назад +420

    “They’re trying to kill me” I’d say pretty biblically accurate considering where you were

  • @G6Tarantula
    @G6Tarantula Год назад +591

    At 2:13 I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead

  • @LORDaids13BC
    @LORDaids13BC 2 года назад +869

    Yessir Jesus build
    Cloud: "I've been beating like every boss 3rd try"
    Well... Jesus did resurrect on the 3rd day

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  2 года назад +132

      I didn’t even notice that

    • @electric1150
      @electric1150 Год назад +78

      @@cloud455 He gave you a sign. Now you know that Lord have come back and that means everything He said and did is true

    • @firefoxriouyh6541
      @firefoxriouyh6541 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cjyozen
      @Cjyozen Год назад +4

      ​@@electric1150apperantly the cross man likes Elden ring to

    • @DarkDesire234
      @DarkDesire234 Год назад +4

      @@Cjyozen the way you call Jesus "The Cross Man" is disrespectful please refrain from saying that

  • @Jaybird2136
    @Jaybird2136 Год назад +43

    Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden..
    Jesus: You must be stoned.

  • @earthchildevergreen4810
    @earthchildevergreen4810 2 года назад +3311

    Praise the lord😭🙏❤❤❤

  • @hobolecho8507
    @hobolecho8507 Год назад +211

    Bro has beaten Elden Ring not for fun but in the name of God!

    • @CathTish
      @CathTish 8 месяцев назад +3

      Powerwolf: In The Name of God increases*

  • @miketike3246
    @miketike3246 Год назад +472

    I'm Christian and I think this is so freaking awesome, and hilarious!

    • @VinVinPRxRD
      @VinVinPRxRD Год назад +16

      Agree Glory to He

    • @traesaint9328
      @traesaint9328 Год назад +31

      your not a christian than.. to be a christian you need to Trust Jesus paid for your sins and hast saved you from hell already. Aaand to not appreciate blasphemys as you did

    • @miketike3246
      @miketike3246 Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 Oh stop, who are you to tell me that. You don't think Jesus has a sense of humor? Wow, what a narrow mind you have.

    • @VinVinPRxRD
      @VinVinPRxRD Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 listen kid, YOU aint the christian if your trynna rewrite his words. All you saud is egodriven get your balls in one place and LEARN. Truss me u got a lot to learn

    • @Devious-Venom
      @Devious-Venom Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 how is he not Christian for thinking elden ring is cool? It's like saying I'm not Christian cause I shit.

  • @ribeiropk
    @ribeiropk Год назад +48

    "I'll just scream the word of god until he's dead" and that my friends, that's historically accurate

  • @LoFiGaming-000
    @LoFiGaming-000 Год назад +139

    The part where he takes the clothes remember people “Thou shall not steal” but if it’s Cloud “thou shall borrow”

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  Год назад +39

      I returned it after

    • @LoFiGaming-000
      @LoFiGaming-000 Год назад +4

      @@cloud455 love your videos man keep it up

  • @DemiGod0623
    @DemiGod0623 Год назад +194

    The spear (arrow) was ironic af. Jesus was speared in the side on the cross to make sure he was dead.
    (Edit) Also it wasn't just animals he drove out of the temple with a whip. It was also merchants and traders and fences (stolen goods merchants). "You have turned a place of worship into a den of thieves!" *flips tables and chases people with a whip*

    • @NPC_3.14
      @NPC_3.14 Год назад +9

      Based

    • @brandonbrown2766
      @brandonbrown2766 Год назад +7

      I'm glad I'm not the only one here haha. I'm actually very surprised at how knowledgeable the comments here are

    • @DemiGod0623
      @DemiGod0623 Год назад +2

      @@brandonbrown2766 most of us are probably preachers kids that strayed.

    • @Skjorrious
      @Skjorrious Год назад +2

      Omg it actually does say he flipped tables, lol

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +4

      Jesus was mad

  • @B.I.G_Tjay
    @B.I.G_Tjay 2 года назад +246

    THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HAS FINALLY DONE IT

  • @amancribens964
    @amancribens964 Год назад +73

    18:57 “how am I alive? Look at my health there. “ I believe the Lord is revealing himself to you through your play through. 3rd attempt wins in all bosses. Idk bro

    • @adhinbenny
      @adhinbenny Месяц назад

      the holy ttrinity is 3 aswell innit.

  • @smolgobbo3826
    @smolgobbo3826 Год назад +49

    Could also have used some of the frenzy flame incantations since in Revelations, Jesus is described as having eyes like a flame of fire

    • @onilink134
      @onilink134 10 месяцев назад +18

      I feel like Jesus taking in the flame of Frenzy only to cure it before ending the game would have been very in character. Taking in the sins of man and purging them is kind of his whole deal

  • @nicolasbeachy4862
    @nicolasbeachy4862 Год назад +19

    I like how Cloud says he sinned when using his FP flask because people also sometimes call FP mana and manna was a food mentioned in the bible haha

  • @Shaheen164
    @Shaheen164 Год назад +35

    It's even crazier when you consider the Elden Beast and the Demi God's could be considered "false gods" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 9 месяцев назад +16

    “It may be the only technical weapon Jesus ever used”, may be the funniest damn sentence I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maheshbibe3892
    @maheshbibe3892 2 года назад +86

    Ending the year with a holy video and a positive message through your journey is honestly a delight ! I wish you all the best for your future and I love all of your videos !

  • @Hanmerhead69
    @Hanmerhead69 Год назад +11

    Godrick’s men are literally the Roman’s. They use spears and swords, they wear red, and their architecture is similar to early renaissance in England where they copied the brick laying design of the romans

  • @Atomsk2
    @Atomsk2 Год назад +19

    Never seen any of your other videos but watching your Maliketh fight made me laugh, was like watching someone who was skilled at the game and knew what to do but still not quite mastered the techniques. Like it felt a bit panicked and that made it all the more enjoyable 😂

  • @itsfinn2183
    @itsfinn2183 Год назад +12

    I can’t believe dude beat malekith on the third try, dude was untouchable

  • @carl.from.accounting
    @carl.from.accounting 2 года назад +28

    didnt jesus raise on the third day?
    now he beats bosses on the third try

  • @Darksaige
    @Darksaige Год назад +8

    Right as I was thinking you did this whole run without the crown of "thorns" you remembered you did the WHOLE run without the crown of thorns and golden vow which could've been the lords blessing

  • @davidclavijo6192
    @davidclavijo6192 2 года назад +10

    Cloud: scream at him, scream the Word of god!
    HAHAHAHA LMAO

  • @MrEllipsis423
    @MrEllipsis423 Год назад +6

    This was a lotta fun to watch...the whip is really good and you role played this perfectly.

  • @ace.mutations
    @ace.mutations Год назад +19

    @9:27 how am I doing this!?
    Jesus: my dear cloud, Your running around as me. I'm not going to let you fall.

  • @DeltaModelX
    @DeltaModelX 11 месяцев назад +7

    W for making a build from my favorite history book

  • @ArbiterSky
    @ArbiterSky 2 года назад +57

    1) thank you for re-uploading the ichigo video
    2) your content is so fire dawg
    3) this title and thumbnail are insane LOL

  • @ryder3145
    @ryder3145 Год назад +5

    5:06 he got stoned and overdosed

  • @SoulsofCatz
    @SoulsofCatz Год назад +6

    Never seen someone gets so much love, hype, shoutout over the Mighty spirit eagle or *HOLY SPIRIT*

  • @bigbirtha9506
    @bigbirtha9506 Год назад +7

    WE FINALY GOT THE HOLY JESUS CHRIST AFTER MONTHS OF ASKING
    MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

  • @jarrarwinks8470
    @jarrarwinks8470 Год назад +6

    Awwwww man. I did Jesus around easter, but acted friendly then lured people to ledges and used force, or smites them with lightning.

  • @flakc9634
    @flakc9634 2 месяца назад +2

    The only build that would realistically solo elden ring in a nanosecond

  • @asyourgm
    @asyourgm 3 месяца назад +3

    As a carpenter, it would also make sense for Jesus to use a hammer.

  • @sir-mclarry6593
    @sir-mclarry6593 Год назад +5

    9:48 I like the way how you whip Maliketh like the beast he is 😈😈😈

  • @a4a72698
    @a4a72698 2 месяца назад +3

    All Faith is a Protestant Jesus Build.
    Catholic Jesus build would be equal Faith and Intelligence (reason).
    Muslim Jesus build would require that he be swapped out with an NPC just before he dies.

  • @obamaobama4649
    @obamaobama4649 Год назад +19

    As a Christian, this is definitely accurate.

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 Год назад +1

      As a former christian I can confirm, this is more accurate to reality than the bible

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад

      Jesus is loving but by his father he will fight and forgive do not forsake him

    • @leviarkmen96
      @leviarkmen96 9 месяцев назад

      @@NobleVagabond2552 ”All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:“
      ‭‭2 Timothy‬ ‭3‬:‭16‬ ‭
      The Bible is way more accurate than same game.

  • @mikefrr1
    @mikefrr1 Год назад +6

    just found ur channel. awesome build bro im ab to binge all your build videos😭

  • @maniacalmurderer4123
    @maniacalmurderer4123 Год назад +153

    For those who don’t know, whenever Maliketh does an over head swing, go under him and start swinging because he will wiff giving you a good opening

    • @Smile_Moment
      @Smile_Moment Год назад +1

      his fight is just really easy in my opinion, not even a challenge.

  • @denseraccoon
    @denseraccoon Год назад +8

    As a Christian, I enjoyed this video.

  • @zachariaravenheart
    @zachariaravenheart Год назад +20

    The arrow in the side of Jesus is quite awesome since Jesus Christ had a spear stabbed in his ribs in the same kinda way after he died on the cross.
    Also, beating every boss in three tries? Holy Trinity Batman!

    • @MagmaKami
      @MagmaKami Год назад

      My brother is Christ this video is blasphemy you shouldn't watch these satanic vids.

    • @JNSN22
      @JNSN22 10 месяцев назад

      That's what I was thinking

  • @LukasUltraPogi
    @LukasUltraPogi Год назад +4

    As a catholic person and an elder ring enjoyer, this is amazing

  • @sahabat.exe.1834
    @sahabat.exe.1834 Год назад +4

    this was the most intense and fun elden ring video i ever watched

  • @emykus7717
    @emykus7717 Год назад +26

    This man didn't just praise the Sun, he BECAME the Sun.

  • @supersaiyansir3537
    @supersaiyansir3537 2 года назад +17

    PRAISE THE ELDEN LORD JESUS

  • @ravendelacour1917
    @ravendelacour1917 2 месяца назад +1

    Jesus used a whip to drive moneylenders from the temple, not innocent animals.

  • @calamitasa
    @calamitasa 2 года назад +13

    this is truly amazing.

  • @yammyyuri9331
    @yammyyuri9331 Год назад +2

    Dang bro I watched your guts escanor and zoro elden ring build vids and now you pop up in my recommended almost a year later after I subbed and damn you almost at 100k congrats bro def deserved

  • @ox6gen251
    @ox6gen251 Год назад +3

    Jesus on his way to erase the dark from elden ring's fantasy

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief Год назад +2

    2:14 is also lore accurate. Jesus was pieced on his side via a spear while on the cross

  • @priyanrock679
    @priyanrock679 Год назад +6

    Elden beast is too terrifying but Jesus is there to protect ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Jekkin
    @Jekkin 2 месяца назад +1

    That Maliketh fight was insane

  • @edwinfrerichs8674
    @edwinfrerichs8674 Год назад +5

    I can't believe the Jesus build is so powerful.

  • @TurntSHoTs
    @TurntSHoTs Год назад +2

    After he killed godfrey and he said “thy strength befits a crown” *chefs kiss*

  • @drewmecov9975
    @drewmecov9975 Год назад +9

    The lord: “Ight let me help you out”

  • @UnknownUser-hh3zb
    @UnknownUser-hh3zb 2 месяца назад +1

    4:33 indeed rock type moves are effective against flying type "Pokémon" (Flying and Fire type actually during the second phase😂)
    9:45 literally the situation I had when I fought a boss I used to struggle against

  • @LRodz279
    @LRodz279 Год назад +9

    I tried doing this build but no matter how hard I tried i always mess up on the design, i kept making Keanu Reeves instead of Jesus

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 Год назад

      So you kept making God instead of Jesus

  • @ksen117
    @ksen117 11 месяцев назад +1

    The most expected video for catholic elden ring palyers OHHHHHH!

  • @kouta204
    @kouta204 2 года назад +8

    BIG W JESUS SOLOS!!!

  • @TheRover337
    @TheRover337 11 месяцев назад +1

    No, gracias a ti papu
    Jaja soy de latam y si, veo tu contenido, incluso has llegado hasta acá jaja.
    I may not be a native speaker, but I really enjoy watching your vids, you are funny and skilled ♡
    Me has dado muchas ideas sobre cómo pasarme el juego, muchas gracias por eso y espero sigas creciendo, un abrazo!

  • @savag3knight206
    @savag3knight206 Год назад +2

    The only challenge cloud couldn’t do not take the lords name in vain while cosplaying him 😢

  • @BeautifulTasteMaster
    @BeautifulTasteMaster Год назад +4

    Love the video man

  • @menacing_hammer7
    @menacing_hammer7 Год назад +5

    I find it’s hilarious by having Jesus in Elden Ring by punishing all demon in every boss lol 😂😆🤣

  • @shmapple29
    @shmapple29 Год назад +2

    2:07 he's missing his beard lmao

    • @ChrisM-bn5vr
      @ChrisM-bn5vr Месяц назад

      Exactly lol, how the fuck do you make Jesus and not have a beard?

  • @tonysoldan
    @tonysoldan Год назад +3

    I always go for strength. But you inspire me to try a holy build for my next fromsoft game. Deus vult!

  • @Ccompton917
    @Ccompton917 9 месяцев назад

    Your reaction to beating Mal kinda encompasses why this game is great. The feeling of accomplishment when you pull something off like that you just can’t get from any other game. Well, I mean souls games but yeah.

  • @Adercu
    @Adercu Год назад +14

    I LOVE JESUS❤️✝️

  • @drickaby7
    @drickaby7 Год назад +1

    Wow, some real light research on the Bible in this one. Lol

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 2 года назад +4

    Keep up the awesome work

  • @d-103
    @d-103 10 месяцев назад

    the weapon that the 3rd boss wielded looks like a great weapon that would fit the Jesus theme, golden and intimidating with a divine earth fracture with every strike.
    haven't played that long, hope thats an equipable weapon

  • @yunggreasy1174
    @yunggreasy1174 2 года назад +4

    Thank god you did this ;)

  • @agent_exodus
    @agent_exodus Год назад +1

    I never thought I’d unironically, and emphatically, yell out loud
    “kick his ass, Jesus!!”
    But I did.

  • @haterofpotato
    @haterofpotato Год назад +5

    it pains me that no one mentions that he forgot the beard

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  Год назад +2

      It was a dumb mistake

  • @G6Tarantula
    @G6Tarantula Год назад +2

    I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 2 года назад +4

    I love your build videos 🤩😍

  • @rootskimcnutter895
    @rootskimcnutter895 Год назад +1

    At 14:05 if you play it at half speed its a sick anime moment when he throws the rock at the same time Godfrey jumps in the air to attack him

  • @IAMMASED
    @IAMMASED Год назад +1

    Bro, the power of god got you through that Malikith fight.. 3rd try power of the trinity

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg 2 года назад +10

    WHOOOO MOIST CRITICAL BUILD LETS GOOOOOO

  • @billisthebest8131
    @billisthebest8131 10 месяцев назад +1

    He drove out the money changers from the temple with the whip

  • @Man_like_Joseph
    @Man_like_Joseph 11 месяцев назад +6

    Repent of your sins and quit mocking Jesus, one day you will stand before him and give an account for your life

  • @elvhadarei4521
    @elvhadarei4521 Год назад

    grass. [ grăs ] Any of a large family (Gramineae or Poaceae) of monocotyledonous plants having narrow leaves, hollow stems, and clusters of very small, usually wind-pollinated flowers. Grasses include many varieties of plants grown for food, fodder, and ground cover. Wheat, maize, sugar cane, and bamboo are grasses.

  • @BiblicallyAccurateNoah
    @BiblicallyAccurateNoah 11 месяцев назад +1

    In revelation it talks about Christ having a sickle in his hand. Could add that.

  • @Warlord_Queek
    @Warlord_Queek Год назад +1

    “For the grace for the might of the lord”
    -Sababton

  • @egyptianmist4098
    @egyptianmist4098 Год назад +1

    I used a level 10 mimic tear to distract him and then hit from afar using a level 10 Great Ruins Sword.
    It's also the same strategy I used to beat the game.

  • @thatoneguy7357
    @thatoneguy7357 Год назад +2

    There's no way you out here going ultra instinct against the black blade when I died 24 times...

  • @arciebaric3067
    @arciebaric3067 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jesus is anti-violence built. But it does not mean you are weak. You can do it to avenge evil doers.

  • @vanplays5216
    @vanplays5216 11 месяцев назад +2

    Jokes aside, imagine Jesus as an actual Elden ring character that would be so cool

    • @strm3253
      @strm3253 10 месяцев назад

      blasphemy

    • @vanplays5216
      @vanplays5216 10 месяцев назад

      @@strm3253 oh shit my bad

  • @grilled_cheese844
    @grilled_cheese844 10 месяцев назад +1

    this the type of jesus content i wanna see. not the ones shoving it in my face

  • @WillyWill09
    @WillyWill09 10 месяцев назад

    First souls game ever playing and it’s because of you. Ik this is an old video but I’ve started down a rabbit hole of suffering for you

  • @eNyaaaw
    @eNyaaaw 2 месяца назад

    I watched this last night with my son. That battle when you didn't get hit once was fucking insane haha . What a cool ass video

  • @Vergil4093
    @Vergil4093 Год назад +2

    JESUS CHRIST! This game is blessed!

  • @majik8631
    @majik8631 8 месяцев назад

    4:01 "they are trying to kill me" yep pretty jesus lore accurate

  • @simonkeisner4628
    @simonkeisner4628 Год назад +1

    Just got off work came across this. This is "god" tier lol. Thanks for the laughs you sur have a new subscriber

  • @Oscar_lynch
    @Oscar_lynch Год назад +2

    I couldn't help but to send this to my extremely Christian grandma

  • @Luke-jy6ro
    @Luke-jy6ro Год назад +1

    Just to be clear jesus was whipping people who were usuing gods sacred place to sell things to people. So scammers and gamblers. NOT ANIMALS. But I freaking love this video hahaha

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 9 месяцев назад +1

    No cap a Souls-like game based entirely on Christian theology would be lit