The story wasn't wiping out animals from a temple with a whip, the story depicts a bunch of gamblers in the temple. Jesus apparently runs in there furious, flipping over tables while whipping the gamblers, chasing them out of the temple.
As Elvis said, they were selling animals.. the bible calls them money changers. Certain animals were required as a sacrifice for their sins. What the money changers were doing were gathering all the animals and up charging for them. People would then have to buy the animals for their sacrifices. Which made a huge profit for the Jewish religious leaders. As Jesus refers to 1 Chronicles 16:1-37, God's house shall be called a house of prayer, and the Jewish leaders were using it as profit, that's why he was so mad. It was prophesied the Messiahs "Zeal for your house will consume me.”
16:37 "It's weird I've been beating like every boss on like the third try." That moment you realize Christ arose from the dead 3 days after crucifixion lmao. Like it was meant to be.
At 2:13 I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead
your not a christian than.. to be a christian you need to Trust Jesus paid for your sins and hast saved you from hell already. Aaand to not appreciate blasphemys as you did
@@traesaint9328 listen kid, YOU aint the christian if your trynna rewrite his words. All you saud is egodriven get your balls in one place and LEARN. Truss me u got a lot to learn
The spear (arrow) was ironic af. Jesus was speared in the side on the cross to make sure he was dead. (Edit) Also it wasn't just animals he drove out of the temple with a whip. It was also merchants and traders and fences (stolen goods merchants). "You have turned a place of worship into a den of thieves!" *flips tables and chases people with a whip*
18:57 “how am I alive? Look at my health there. “ I believe the Lord is revealing himself to you through your play through. 3rd attempt wins in all bosses. Idk bro
I feel like Jesus taking in the flame of Frenzy only to cure it before ending the game would have been very in character. Taking in the sins of man and purging them is kind of his whole deal
Ending the year with a holy video and a positive message through your journey is honestly a delight ! I wish you all the best for your future and I love all of your videos !
Godrick’s men are literally the Roman’s. They use spears and swords, they wear red, and their architecture is similar to early renaissance in England where they copied the brick laying design of the romans
Never seen any of your other videos but watching your Maliketh fight made me laugh, was like watching someone who was skilled at the game and knew what to do but still not quite mastered the techniques. Like it felt a bit panicked and that made it all the more enjoyable 😂
Right as I was thinking you did this whole run without the crown of "thorns" you remembered you did the WHOLE run without the crown of thorns and golden vow which could've been the lords blessing
All Faith is a Protestant Jesus Build. Catholic Jesus build would be equal Faith and Intelligence (reason). Muslim Jesus build would require that he be swapped out with an NPC just before he dies.
@@NobleVagabond2552 ”All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:“ 2 Timothy 3:16 The Bible is way more accurate than same game.
The arrow in the side of Jesus is quite awesome since Jesus Christ had a spear stabbed in his ribs in the same kinda way after he died on the cross. Also, beating every boss in three tries? Holy Trinity Batman!
Dang bro I watched your guts escanor and zoro elden ring build vids and now you pop up in my recommended almost a year later after I subbed and damn you almost at 100k congrats bro def deserved
4:33 indeed rock type moves are effective against flying type "Pokémon" (Flying and Fire type actually during the second phase😂) 9:45 literally the situation I had when I fought a boss I used to struggle against
No, gracias a ti papu Jaja soy de latam y si, veo tu contenido, incluso has llegado hasta acá jaja. I may not be a native speaker, but I really enjoy watching your vids, you are funny and skilled ♡ Me has dado muchas ideas sobre cómo pasarme el juego, muchas gracias por eso y espero sigas creciendo, un abrazo!
Your reaction to beating Mal kinda encompasses why this game is great. The feeling of accomplishment when you pull something off like that you just can’t get from any other game. Well, I mean souls games but yeah.
the weapon that the 3rd boss wielded looks like a great weapon that would fit the Jesus theme, golden and intimidating with a divine earth fracture with every strike. haven't played that long, hope thats an equipable weapon
I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead
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I used a level 10 mimic tear to distract him and then hit from afar using a level 10 Great Ruins Sword. It's also the same strategy I used to beat the game.
Just to be clear jesus was whipping people who were usuing gods sacred place to sell things to people. So scammers and gamblers. NOT ANIMALS. But I freaking love this video hahaha
Jesus BUILD BEST BUILD
FRFR JESUS BUILD BEST BUILD
People have asked for this for ages
The views!
The views are real!!!
He was nerfed for our sins
geSUS build you meaned
@@qualcunosuyt1486 yes
sussy impostor
hes in med
When you realize he is fighting the elden beast WHILE WALKING ON WATER
lol and the elden beast is swimming
Crazy
I mean rennala too lol
PEEEERRFECT COMMENT
Brotherman is reaching. I saw the end of the world. It was insane.
The story wasn't wiping out animals from a temple with a whip, the story depicts a bunch of gamblers in the temple. Jesus apparently runs in there furious, flipping over tables while whipping the gamblers, chasing them out of the temple.
That is what I remember brother. Not animals, but man.
They were also selling animals at the temple which was part of Jesus frustration so that’s were the animals are from
As Elvis said, they were selling animals.. the bible calls them money changers. Certain animals were required as a sacrifice for their sins. What the money changers were doing were gathering all the animals and up charging for them. People would then have to buy the animals for their sacrifices. Which made a huge profit for the Jewish religious leaders. As Jesus refers to 1 Chronicles 16:1-37, God's house shall be called a house of prayer, and the Jewish leaders were using it as profit, that's why he was so mad. It was prophesied the Messiahs "Zeal for your house will consume me.”
@brandon brown Very interesting, thanks for the info 😂😁
@@elvisnnadiekwe1546 Thanks for the info! Much appreciated
16:37
"It's weird I've been beating like every boss on like the third try."
That moment you realize Christ arose from the dead 3 days after crucifixion lmao.
Like it was meant to be.
*When your realize the bible never got a single timeline right*
@@forgotten4146 it did get it right I was there 🥱🥱🧌
@@forgotten4146 you clearly don’t understand the Bible and how it was written
@@KFlexFantastic what
@@zyrgr2940 not you ya turkey the other guy
In Revelations, Jesus also uses a flaming sword, so you can add either blasphemous blade, night and flame, or any sword with flame affinity
It's Jesus, so I'd exclude the Blasphemous Blade.
Seeing as how Jesus blaspheming would probably not be very Jesus of him.
Could give Jesus a hammer... He was a carpenter after all.
@@King_Thulsa_Doom Or for the flaming sword, possibly a Greatsword with the Flames of Radahn (in one hand of course just because it would be funny).
@@King_Thulsa_Doom you mean his father
joseph
“They’re trying to kill me” I’d say pretty biblically accurate considering where you were
At 2:13 I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead
GOD's intervention.
I thought I was the only one that noticed
St. Longinus
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yessir Jesus build
Cloud: "I've been beating like every boss 3rd try"
Well... Jesus did resurrect on the 3rd day
I didn’t even notice that
@@cloud455 He gave you a sign. Now you know that Lord have come back and that means everything He said and did is true
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@electric1150apperantly the cross man likes Elden ring to
@@Cjyozen the way you call Jesus "The Cross Man" is disrespectful please refrain from saying that
Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden..
Jesus: You must be stoned.
Praise the lord😭🙏❤❤❤
Lmao. 😭😭😭
You mean praise the Elden Lord?
And pass the ammunition
PRAISE HIM
Amen
Bro has beaten Elden Ring not for fun but in the name of God!
Powerwolf: In The Name of God increases*
I'm Christian and I think this is so freaking awesome, and hilarious!
Agree Glory to He
your not a christian than.. to be a christian you need to Trust Jesus paid for your sins and hast saved you from hell already. Aaand to not appreciate blasphemys as you did
@@traesaint9328 Oh stop, who are you to tell me that. You don't think Jesus has a sense of humor? Wow, what a narrow mind you have.
@@traesaint9328 listen kid, YOU aint the christian if your trynna rewrite his words. All you saud is egodriven get your balls in one place and LEARN. Truss me u got a lot to learn
@@traesaint9328 how is he not Christian for thinking elden ring is cool? It's like saying I'm not Christian cause I shit.
"I'll just scream the word of god until he's dead" and that my friends, that's historically accurate
The part where he takes the clothes remember people “Thou shall not steal” but if it’s Cloud “thou shall borrow”
I returned it after
@@cloud455 love your videos man keep it up
The spear (arrow) was ironic af. Jesus was speared in the side on the cross to make sure he was dead.
(Edit) Also it wasn't just animals he drove out of the temple with a whip. It was also merchants and traders and fences (stolen goods merchants). "You have turned a place of worship into a den of thieves!" *flips tables and chases people with a whip*
Based
I'm glad I'm not the only one here haha. I'm actually very surprised at how knowledgeable the comments here are
@@brandonbrown2766 most of us are probably preachers kids that strayed.
Omg it actually does say he flipped tables, lol
Jesus was mad
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HAS FINALLY DONE IT
18:57 “how am I alive? Look at my health there. “ I believe the Lord is revealing himself to you through your play through. 3rd attempt wins in all bosses. Idk bro
the holy ttrinity is 3 aswell innit.
Could also have used some of the frenzy flame incantations since in Revelations, Jesus is described as having eyes like a flame of fire
I feel like Jesus taking in the flame of Frenzy only to cure it before ending the game would have been very in character. Taking in the sins of man and purging them is kind of his whole deal
I like how Cloud says he sinned when using his FP flask because people also sometimes call FP mana and manna was a food mentioned in the bible haha
It's even crazier when you consider the Elden Beast and the Demi God's could be considered "false gods" 🤣🤣🤣
False gods indeed!!
“It may be the only technical weapon Jesus ever used”, may be the funniest damn sentence I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ending the year with a holy video and a positive message through your journey is honestly a delight ! I wish you all the best for your future and I love all of your videos !
Godrick’s men are literally the Roman’s. They use spears and swords, they wear red, and their architecture is similar to early renaissance in England where they copied the brick laying design of the romans
Never seen any of your other videos but watching your Maliketh fight made me laugh, was like watching someone who was skilled at the game and knew what to do but still not quite mastered the techniques. Like it felt a bit panicked and that made it all the more enjoyable 😂
I can’t believe dude beat malekith on the third try, dude was untouchable
didnt jesus raise on the third day?
now he beats bosses on the third try
O MY
Right as I was thinking you did this whole run without the crown of "thorns" you remembered you did the WHOLE run without the crown of thorns and golden vow which could've been the lords blessing
Cloud: scream at him, scream the Word of god!
HAHAHAHA LMAO
This was a lotta fun to watch...the whip is really good and you role played this perfectly.
@9:27 how am I doing this!?
Jesus: my dear cloud, Your running around as me. I'm not going to let you fall.
W for making a build from my favorite history book
1) thank you for re-uploading the ichigo video
2) your content is so fire dawg
3) this title and thumbnail are insane LOL
Thanks lol
5:06 he got stoned and overdosed
Never seen someone gets so much love, hype, shoutout over the Mighty spirit eagle or *HOLY SPIRIT*
WE FINALY GOT THE HOLY JESUS CHRIST AFTER MONTHS OF ASKING
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE
Awwwww man. I did Jesus around easter, but acted friendly then lured people to ledges and used force, or smites them with lightning.
The only build that would realistically solo elden ring in a nanosecond
As a carpenter, it would also make sense for Jesus to use a hammer.
9:48 I like the way how you whip Maliketh like the beast he is 😈😈😈
All Faith is a Protestant Jesus Build.
Catholic Jesus build would be equal Faith and Intelligence (reason).
Muslim Jesus build would require that he be swapped out with an NPC just before he dies.
As a Christian, this is definitely accurate.
As a former christian I can confirm, this is more accurate to reality than the bible
Jesus is loving but by his father he will fight and forgive do not forsake him
@@NobleVagabond2552 ”All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:“
2 Timothy 3:16
The Bible is way more accurate than same game.
just found ur channel. awesome build bro im ab to binge all your build videos😭
For those who don’t know, whenever Maliketh does an over head swing, go under him and start swinging because he will wiff giving you a good opening
his fight is just really easy in my opinion, not even a challenge.
As a Christian, I enjoyed this video.
The arrow in the side of Jesus is quite awesome since Jesus Christ had a spear stabbed in his ribs in the same kinda way after he died on the cross.
Also, beating every boss in three tries? Holy Trinity Batman!
My brother is Christ this video is blasphemy you shouldn't watch these satanic vids.
That's what I was thinking
As a catholic person and an elder ring enjoyer, this is amazing
this was the most intense and fun elden ring video i ever watched
This man didn't just praise the Sun, he BECAME the Sun.
The son
PRAISE THE ELDEN LORD JESUS
Jesus used a whip to drive moneylenders from the temple, not innocent animals.
this is truly amazing.
Dang bro I watched your guts escanor and zoro elden ring build vids and now you pop up in my recommended almost a year later after I subbed and damn you almost at 100k congrats bro def deserved
Jesus on his way to erase the dark from elden ring's fantasy
2:14 is also lore accurate. Jesus was pieced on his side via a spear while on the cross
Elden beast is too terrifying but Jesus is there to protect ❤️❤️❤️
That Maliketh fight was insane
I can't believe the Jesus build is so powerful.
After he killed godfrey and he said “thy strength befits a crown” *chefs kiss*
The lord: “Ight let me help you out”
4:33 indeed rock type moves are effective against flying type "Pokémon" (Flying and Fire type actually during the second phase😂)
9:45 literally the situation I had when I fought a boss I used to struggle against
I tried doing this build but no matter how hard I tried i always mess up on the design, i kept making Keanu Reeves instead of Jesus
So you kept making God instead of Jesus
The most expected video for catholic elden ring palyers OHHHHHH!
BIG W JESUS SOLOS!!!
No, gracias a ti papu
Jaja soy de latam y si, veo tu contenido, incluso has llegado hasta acá jaja.
I may not be a native speaker, but I really enjoy watching your vids, you are funny and skilled ♡
Me has dado muchas ideas sobre cómo pasarme el juego, muchas gracias por eso y espero sigas creciendo, un abrazo!
The only challenge cloud couldn’t do not take the lords name in vain while cosplaying him 😢
Love the video man
I find it’s hilarious by having Jesus in Elden Ring by punishing all demon in every boss lol 😂😆🤣
2:07 he's missing his beard lmao
Exactly lol, how the fuck do you make Jesus and not have a beard?
I always go for strength. But you inspire me to try a holy build for my next fromsoft game. Deus vult!
Your reaction to beating Mal kinda encompasses why this game is great. The feeling of accomplishment when you pull something off like that you just can’t get from any other game. Well, I mean souls games but yeah.
I LOVE JESUS❤️✝️
How exciting
Wow, some real light research on the Bible in this one. Lol
Keep up the awesome work
the weapon that the 3rd boss wielded looks like a great weapon that would fit the Jesus theme, golden and intimidating with a divine earth fracture with every strike.
haven't played that long, hope thats an equipable weapon
Thank god you did this ;)
I never thought I’d unironically, and emphatically, yell out loud
“kick his ass, Jesus!!”
But I did.
it pains me that no one mentions that he forgot the beard
It was a dumb mistake
I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead
I love your build videos 🤩😍
At 14:05 if you play it at half speed its a sick anime moment when he throws the rock at the same time Godfrey jumps in the air to attack him
Bro, the power of god got you through that Malikith fight.. 3rd try power of the trinity
WHOOOO MOIST CRITICAL BUILD LETS GOOOOOO
LMFAOOO
He drove out the money changers from the temple with the whip
Repent of your sins and quit mocking Jesus, one day you will stand before him and give an account for your life
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In revelation it talks about Christ having a sickle in his hand. Could add that.
“For the grace for the might of the lord”
-Sababton
I used a level 10 mimic tear to distract him and then hit from afar using a level 10 Great Ruins Sword.
It's also the same strategy I used to beat the game.
There's no way you out here going ultra instinct against the black blade when I died 24 times...
Jesus is anti-violence built. But it does not mean you are weak. You can do it to avenge evil doers.
Jokes aside, imagine Jesus as an actual Elden ring character that would be so cool
blasphemy
@@strm3253 oh shit my bad
this the type of jesus content i wanna see. not the ones shoving it in my face
He still loves you
First souls game ever playing and it’s because of you. Ik this is an old video but I’ve started down a rabbit hole of suffering for you
I watched this last night with my son. That battle when you didn't get hit once was fucking insane haha . What a cool ass video
JESUS CHRIST! This game is blessed!
4:01 "they are trying to kill me" yep pretty jesus lore accurate
Just got off work came across this. This is "god" tier lol. Thanks for the laughs you sur have a new subscriber
I couldn't help but to send this to my extremely Christian grandma
Just to be clear jesus was whipping people who were usuing gods sacred place to sell things to people. So scammers and gamblers. NOT ANIMALS. But I freaking love this video hahaha
No cap a Souls-like game based entirely on Christian theology would be lit