I played Elden Ring as JESUS and it was HOLY (Jesus Build)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @cloud455
    @cloud455  Год назад +1846

    Jesus BUILD BEST BUILD

    • @mochamachine
      @mochamachine Год назад +14

      FRFR JESUS BUILD BEST BUILD

    • @altar1884
      @altar1884 Год назад +5

      People have asked for this for ages
      The views!
      The views are real!!!

    • @smolgobbo3826
      @smolgobbo3826 Год назад +13

      He was nerfed for our sins

    • @qualcunosuyt1486
      @qualcunosuyt1486 Год назад +2

      geSUS build you meaned

    • @altar1884
      @altar1884 Год назад

      @@qualcunosuyt1486 yes
      sussy impostor
      hes in med

  • @bloodiedberserker7574
    @bloodiedberserker7574 Год назад +2398

    When you realize he is fighting the elden beast WHILE WALKING ON WATER

  • @marlmyanimationoutlet3934
    @marlmyanimationoutlet3934 Год назад +3131

    16:37
    "It's weird I've been beating like every boss on like the third try."
    That moment you realize Christ arose from the dead 3 days after crucifixion lmao.
    Like it was meant to be.

    • @forgotten4146
      @forgotten4146 Год назад +58

      *When your realize the bible never got a single timeline right*

    • @SinOfenvy-ct5pt
      @SinOfenvy-ct5pt Год назад +162

      @@forgotten4146 it did get it right I was there 🥱🥱🧌

    • @user-te4bf6ye7r
      @user-te4bf6ye7r Год назад +134

      @@forgotten4146 you clearly don’t understand the Bible and how it was written

    • @zyrgr2940
      @zyrgr2940 Год назад +8

      @@KFlexFantastic what

    • @KFlexFantastic
      @KFlexFantastic Год назад +17

      @@zyrgr2940 not you ya turkey the other guy

  • @jacktys963
    @jacktys963 Год назад +1290

    The story wasn't wiping out animals from a temple with a whip, the story depicts a bunch of gamblers in the temple. Jesus apparently runs in there furious, flipping over tables while whipping the gamblers, chasing them out of the temple.

    • @MagmaZero4112
      @MagmaZero4112 Год назад +85

      That is what I remember brother. Not animals, but man.

    • @elvisnnadiekwe1546
      @elvisnnadiekwe1546 Год назад +140

      They were also selling animals at the temple which was part of Jesus frustration so that’s were the animals are from

    • @brandonbrown2766
      @brandonbrown2766 Год назад +91

      As Elvis said, they were selling animals.. the bible calls them money changers. Certain animals were required as a sacrifice for their sins. What the money changers were doing were gathering all the animals and up charging for them. People would then have to buy the animals for their sacrifices. Which made a huge profit for the Jewish religious leaders. As Jesus refers to 1 Chronicles 16:1-37, God's house shall be called a house of prayer, and the Jewish leaders were using it as profit, that's why he was so mad. It was prophesied the Messiahs "Zeal for your house will consume me.”

    • @jacktys963
      @jacktys963 Год назад +5

      @brandon brown Very interesting, thanks for the info 😂😁

    • @jacktys963
      @jacktys963 Год назад +4

      @@elvisnnadiekwe1546 Thanks for the info! Much appreciated

  • @donnietrukes1785
    @donnietrukes1785 Год назад +348

    “They’re trying to kill me” I’d say pretty biblically accurate considering where you were

  • @EldenRingBuildsArchive
    @EldenRingBuildsArchive Год назад +94

    In Revelations, Jesus also uses a flaming sword, so you can add either blasphemous blade, night and flame, or any sword with flame affinity

    • @PurgedDH
      @PurgedDH 5 месяцев назад +33

      It's Jesus, so I'd exclude the Blasphemous Blade.
      Seeing as how Jesus blaspheming would probably not be very Jesus of him.

    • @King_Thulsa_Doom
      @King_Thulsa_Doom 5 месяцев назад +27

      Could give Jesus a hammer... He was a carpenter after all.

    • @PurgedDH
      @PurgedDH 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@King_Thulsa_Doom Or for the flaming sword, possibly a Greatsword with the Flames of Radahn (in one hand of course just because it would be funny).

    • @jayjayfromftr
      @jayjayfromftr 4 месяца назад

      @@King_Thulsa_Doom you mean his father

    • @jayjayfromftr
      @jayjayfromftr 4 месяца назад

      joseph

  • @earthchildevergreen4810
    @earthchildevergreen4810 Год назад +3057

    Praise the lord😭🙏❤❤❤

  • @G6Tarantula
    @G6Tarantula Год назад +545

    At 2:13 I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead

  • @maniacalmurderer4123
    @maniacalmurderer4123 Год назад +147

    For those who don’t know, whenever Maliketh does an over head swing, go under him and start swinging because he will wiff giving you a good opening

    • @Smile_Moment
      @Smile_Moment Год назад +1

      his fight is just really easy in my opinion, not even a challenge.

  • @LORDaids13BC
    @LORDaids13BC Год назад +821

    Yessir Jesus build
    Cloud: "I've been beating like every boss 3rd try"
    Well... Jesus did resurrect on the 3rd day

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  Год назад +125

      I didn’t even notice that

    • @electric1150
      @electric1150 Год назад +73

      @@cloud455 He gave you a sign. Now you know that Lord have come back and that means everything He said and did is true

    • @firefoxriouyh6541
      @firefoxriouyh6541 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @connorjames9199
      @connorjames9199 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@electric1150apperantly the cross man likes Elden ring to

    • @DarkDesire234
      @DarkDesire234 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@connorjames9199 the way you call Jesus "The Cross Man" is disrespectful please refrain from saying that

  • @Jaybird2136
    @Jaybird2136 Год назад +23

    Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden..
    Jesus: You must be stoned.

  • @zenokp
    @zenokp Год назад +119

    The part where he takes the clothes remember people “Thou shall not steal” but if it’s Cloud “thou shall borrow”

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  Год назад +34

      I returned it after

    • @zenokp
      @zenokp Год назад +4

      @@cloud455 love your videos man keep it up

  • @amancribens964
    @amancribens964 Год назад +61

    18:57 “how am I alive? Look at my health there. “ I believe the Lord is revealing himself to you through your play through. 3rd attempt wins in all bosses. Idk bro

  • @hobolecho8507
    @hobolecho8507 Год назад +181

    Bro has beaten Elden Ring not for fun but in the name of God!

    • @CathTish
      @CathTish 5 месяцев назад +2

      Powerwolf: In The Name of God increases*

  • @ribeiropk
    @ribeiropk Год назад +37

    "I'll just scream the word of god until he's dead" and that my friends, that's historically accurate

  • @DemiGod0623
    @DemiGod0623 Год назад +172

    The spear (arrow) was ironic af. Jesus was speared in the side on the cross to make sure he was dead.
    (Edit) Also it wasn't just animals he drove out of the temple with a whip. It was also merchants and traders and fences (stolen goods merchants). "You have turned a place of worship into a den of thieves!" *flips tables and chases people with a whip*

    • @NPC_3.14
      @NPC_3.14 Год назад +8

      Based

    • @brandonbrown2766
      @brandonbrown2766 Год назад +7

      I'm glad I'm not the only one here haha. I'm actually very surprised at how knowledgeable the comments here are

    • @DemiGod0623
      @DemiGod0623 Год назад +2

      @@brandonbrown2766 most of us are probably preachers kids that strayed.

    • @Skjorrious
      @Skjorrious Год назад +2

      Omg it actually does say he flipped tables, lol

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +4

      Jesus was mad

  • @miketike3246
    @miketike3246 Год назад +427

    I'm Christian and I think this is so freaking awesome, and hilarious!

    • @VinVinTeDice
      @VinVinTeDice Год назад +13

      Agree Glory to He

    • @traesaint9328
      @traesaint9328 Год назад +27

      your not a christian than.. to be a christian you need to Trust Jesus paid for your sins and hast saved you from hell already. Aaand to not appreciate blasphemys as you did

    • @miketike3246
      @miketike3246 Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 Oh stop, who are you to tell me that. You don't think Jesus has a sense of humor? Wow, what a narrow mind you have.

    • @VinVinTeDice
      @VinVinTeDice Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 listen kid, YOU aint the christian if your trynna rewrite his words. All you saud is egodriven get your balls in one place and LEARN. Truss me u got a lot to learn

    • @Devious-Venom
      @Devious-Venom Год назад

      @@traesaint9328 how is he not Christian for thinking elden ring is cool? It's like saying I'm not Christian cause I shit.

  • @B.I.G_Tjay
    @B.I.G_Tjay Год назад +240

    THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HAS FINALLY DONE IT

  • @Shaheen164
    @Shaheen164 Год назад +20

    It's even crazier when you consider the Elden Beast and the Demi God's could be considered "false gods" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smolgobbo3826
    @smolgobbo3826 Год назад +40

    Could also have used some of the frenzy flame incantations since in Revelations, Jesus is described as having eyes like a flame of fire

    • @onilink134
      @onilink134 6 месяцев назад +9

      I feel like Jesus taking in the flame of Frenzy only to cure it before ending the game would have been very in character. Taking in the sins of man and purging them is kind of his whole deal

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 5 месяцев назад +10

    “It may be the only technical weapon Jesus ever used”, may be the funniest damn sentence I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carl.from.accounting
    @carl.from.accounting Год назад +21

    didnt jesus raise on the third day?
    now he beats bosses on the third try

  • @ace.mutations
    @ace.mutations Год назад +17

    @9:27 how am I doing this!?
    Jesus: my dear cloud, Your running around as me. I'm not going to let you fall.

  • @Hanmerhead69
    @Hanmerhead69 Год назад +7

    Godrick’s men are literally the Roman’s. They use spears and swords, they wear red, and their architecture is similar to early renaissance in England where they copied the brick laying design of the romans

  • @davidclavijo6192
    @davidclavijo6192 Год назад +10

    Cloud: scream at him, scream the Word of god!
    HAHAHAHA LMAO

  • @nicolasbeachy4862
    @nicolasbeachy4862 Год назад +13

    I like how Cloud says he sinned when using his FP flask because people also sometimes call FP mana and manna was a food mentioned in the bible haha

  • @drewmecov9975
    @drewmecov9975 Год назад +7

    The lord: “Ight let me help you out”

  • @Atomsk2
    @Atomsk2 Год назад +17

    Never seen any of your other videos but watching your Maliketh fight made me laugh, was like watching someone who was skilled at the game and knew what to do but still not quite mastered the techniques. Like it felt a bit panicked and that made it all the more enjoyable 😂

  • @maheshbibe3892
    @maheshbibe3892 Год назад +84

    Ending the year with a holy video and a positive message through your journey is honestly a delight ! I wish you all the best for your future and I love all of your videos !

  • @itsfinn2183
    @itsfinn2183 Год назад +12

    I can’t believe dude beat malekith on the third try, dude was untouchable

  • @Darksaige
    @Darksaige Год назад +8

    Right as I was thinking you did this whole run without the crown of "thorns" you remembered you did the WHOLE run without the crown of thorns and golden vow which could've been the lords blessing

  • @DeltaModelX
    @DeltaModelX 8 месяцев назад +5

    W for making a build from my favorite history book

  • @ArbiterSky
    @ArbiterSky Год назад +56

    1) thank you for re-uploading the ichigo video
    2) your content is so fire dawg
    3) this title and thumbnail are insane LOL

  • @sir-mclarry6593
    @sir-mclarry6593 Год назад +5

    9:48 I like the way how you whip Maliketh like the beast he is 😈😈😈

  • @bigbirtha9506
    @bigbirtha9506 Год назад +4

    WE FINALY GOT THE HOLY JESUS CHRIST AFTER MONTHS OF ASKING
    MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

  • @jarrarwinks8470
    @jarrarwinks8470 Год назад +5

    Awwwww man. I did Jesus around easter, but acted friendly then lured people to ledges and used force, or smites them with lightning.

  • @supersaiyansir3537
    @supersaiyansir3537 Год назад +16

    PRAISE THE ELDEN LORD JESUS

  • @MrEllipsis423
    @MrEllipsis423 Год назад +6

    This was a lotta fun to watch...the whip is really good and you role played this perfectly.

  • @denseraccoon
    @denseraccoon 11 месяцев назад +6

    As a Christian, I enjoyed this video.

  • @SoulsofCatz
    @SoulsofCatz Год назад +5

    Never seen someone gets so much love, hype, shoutout over the Mighty spirit eagle or *HOLY SPIRIT*

  • @obamaobama4649
    @obamaobama4649 Год назад +19

    As a Christian, this is definitely accurate.

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 Год назад +1

      As a former christian I can confirm, this is more accurate to reality than the bible

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад

      Jesus is loving but by his father he will fight and forgive do not forsake him

    • @leviarkmen96
      @leviarkmen96 5 месяцев назад

      @@NobleVagabond2552 ”All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:“
      ‭‭2 Timothy‬ ‭3‬:‭16‬ ‭
      The Bible is way more accurate than same game.

  • @zachariaravenheart
    @zachariaravenheart Год назад +19

    The arrow in the side of Jesus is quite awesome since Jesus Christ had a spear stabbed in his ribs in the same kinda way after he died on the cross.
    Also, beating every boss in three tries? Holy Trinity Batman!

    • @MagmaKami
      @MagmaKami Год назад

      My brother is Christ this video is blasphemy you shouldn't watch these satanic vids.

    • @JNSN22
      @JNSN22 7 месяцев назад

      That's what I was thinking

  • @menacing_hammer7
    @menacing_hammer7 Год назад +5

    I find it’s hilarious by having Jesus in Elden Ring by punishing all demon in every boss lol 😂😆🤣

  • @ace.mutations
    @ace.mutations Год назад +2

    I'm still going back and forth with the the sword of destined death. Since it would fit with Jesus returning for the rapture.

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg Год назад +9

    WHOOOO MOIST CRITICAL BUILD LETS GOOOOOO

  • @akuma_bx
    @akuma_bx Год назад +13

    this is truly amazing.

  • @asyourgm
    @asyourgm 10 дней назад +1

    As a carpenter, it would also make sense for Jesus to use a hammer.

  • @Adercu
    @Adercu Год назад +12

    I LOVE JESUS❤️✝️

  • @kouta204
    @kouta204 Год назад +7

    BIG W JESUS SOLOS!!!

  • @LRodz279
    @LRodz279 Год назад +6

    I tried doing this build but no matter how hard I tried i always mess up on the design, i kept making Keanu Reeves instead of Jesus

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 Год назад

      So you kept making God instead of Jesus

  • @majik8631
    @majik8631 5 месяцев назад

    4:01 "they are trying to kill me" yep pretty jesus lore accurate

  • @priyanrock679
    @priyanrock679 Год назад +5

    Elden beast is too terrifying but Jesus is there to protect ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sahabat.exe.1834
    @sahabat.exe.1834 Год назад +4

    this was the most intense and fun elden ring video i ever watched

  • @emykus7717
    @emykus7717 Год назад +24

    This man didn't just praise the Sun, he BECAME the Sun.

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief Год назад +1

    2:14 is also lore accurate. Jesus was pieced on his side via a spear while on the cross

  • @mikefrr1
    @mikefrr1 Год назад +6

    just found ur channel. awesome build bro im ab to binge all your build videos😭

  • @BeautifulTasteMaster
    @BeautifulTasteMaster Год назад +4

    Love the video man

  • @edwinfrerichs8674
    @edwinfrerichs8674 Год назад +4

    I can't believe the Jesus build is so powerful.

  • @savag3knight206
    @savag3knight206 Год назад +2

    The only challenge cloud couldn’t do not take the lords name in vain while cosplaying him 😢

  • @nycholau
    @nycholau Год назад +2

    Trevor Belmont or Alucard Build on Elden Ring build would actually be cool too, Trevor especifically since now i know there is a usable whip in this game

  • @shuvrodeepbhattacharya3024
    @shuvrodeepbhattacharya3024 Год назад +2

    margit - actually closest thing to a devotee to a god, (demigod) cloud - you have sinner; Godrick - get STONED

  • @yunggreasy1174
    @yunggreasy1174 Год назад +4

    Thank god you did this ;)

  • @G6Tarantula
    @G6Tarantula Год назад +2

    I don’t think you realized how much more accurate it made your build having that arrow/spear stuck in your side 💀😂 resembling when Jesus was on the cross and the roman’s stabbed him in the side with a spear to check if he was dead

  • @ox6gen251
    @ox6gen251 Год назад +2

    Jesus on his way to erase the dark from elden ring's fantasy

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 Год назад +4

    Keep up the awesome work

  • @TurntSHoTs
    @TurntSHoTs Год назад +2

    After he killed godfrey and he said “thy strength befits a crown” *chefs kiss*

  • @dixonjamesofficial
    @dixonjamesofficial 9 месяцев назад

    4:45 "Upon this rock you will eat shit" - Jesus, Elden Lord

  • @tonyjoestar1445
    @tonyjoestar1445 Год назад +3

    Cloud i just want u to know its the first time i see your face and with this ending im pretty happy that u open up to us ur followers

  • @tonysoldan
    @tonysoldan Год назад +3

    I always go for strength. But you inspire me to try a holy build for my next fromsoft game. Deus vult!

  • @3sticks995
    @3sticks995 Год назад +1

    "word of God" 😭😭😭as beast roar is comedy ASF

  • @itsyagirlmimi13
    @itsyagirlmimi13 Год назад +1

    when he said whip him i thought of my black ansestors

  • @iateallthesand3000
    @iateallthesand3000 Год назад +4

    it pains me that no one mentions that he forgot the beard

    • @cloud455
      @cloud455  Год назад +1

      It was a dumb mistake

  • @troythefrog4084
    @troythefrog4084 Год назад +4

    I love your build videos 🤩😍

  • @AloneTheorist
    @AloneTheorist 4 месяца назад

    Stoning Godrick is hilarious and ironic as being the covetous lord of gold, he is riddled with avarice(greed) a deadly sin, so he without sin cast stones upon him in condemnation.😂😂😂

  • @billisthebest8131
    @billisthebest8131 6 месяцев назад +1

    He drove out the money changers from the temple with the whip

  • @dfctive_0788
    @dfctive_0788 Год назад +3

    Jojo build?

  • @user-th5qu5en3u
    @user-th5qu5en3u 7 месяцев назад +6

    Repent of your sins and quit mocking Jesus, one day you will stand before him and give an account for your life

  • @eiras_1999
    @eiras_1999 Год назад

    1:05 they don't teach you that in church 😂

  • @yammyyuri9331
    @yammyyuri9331 Год назад +2

    Dang bro I watched your guts escanor and zoro elden ring build vids and now you pop up in my recommended almost a year later after I subbed and damn you almost at 100k congrats bro def deserved

  • @Lugsuck
    @Lugsuck 8 месяцев назад +2

    As a catholic person and an elder ring enjoyer, this is amazing

  • @thatoneguy7357
    @thatoneguy7357 Год назад +2

    There's no way you out here going ultra instinct against the black blade when I died 24 times...

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 5 месяцев назад +1

    No cap a Souls-like game based entirely on Christian theology would be lit

  • @drickaby7
    @drickaby7 Год назад +1

    Wow, some real light research on the Bible in this one. Lol

  • @travisgrant3547
    @travisgrant3547 Год назад +2

    “I got hit once, and the black blade does the rest”
    -after eating a full combo from malekith.

  • @rootskimcnutter895
    @rootskimcnutter895 Год назад +1

    At 14:05 if you play it at half speed its a sick anime moment when he throws the rock at the same time Godfrey jumps in the air to attack him

  • @Hunterb9412
    @Hunterb9412 5 месяцев назад

    The ironic thing about this build, this game's themes and setting (lands between = spiritual realm), and Biblical accuracy is I can imagine this being what Jesus time in hell was like until he resurrected, fighting evil those that have fallen from grace and false gods.

  • @IAMMASED
    @IAMMASED Год назад +1

    Bro, the power of god got you through that Malikith fight.. 3rd try power of the trinity

  • @wolfy9708
    @wolfy9708 8 месяцев назад

    What I found funny during the Goodrick fight is that in the Bible the punishment for blasphemy was stoning

  • @jioann
    @jioann Год назад +1

    That's a dangerous build to do 💀

  • @BlueStinger475
    @BlueStinger475 Год назад

    In Revelation, Jesus has flaming eyes, clothes looked like it was dipped in blood, and pulled a flaming sword out of His mouth

  • @Warlord_Queek
    @Warlord_Queek Год назад +1

    “For the grace for the might of the lord”
    -Sababton

  • @newfablesam
    @newfablesam 4 месяца назад

    "To drive out animals from a temple"
    Sure, if you consider opportunistic merchants animals, which you should

  • @opium2647
    @opium2647 23 дня назад

    "those who are sinless shall cast the first stone...... Which is me"
    -juses, the elden lord

  • @TheRover337
    @TheRover337 7 месяцев назад +1

    No, gracias a ti papu
    Jaja soy de latam y si, veo tu contenido, incluso has llegado hasta acá jaja.
    I may not be a native speaker, but I really enjoy watching your vids, you are funny and skilled ♡
    Me has dado muchas ideas sobre cómo pasarme el juego, muchas gracias por eso y espero sigas creciendo, un abrazo!

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 5 месяцев назад

    2:14 Jesus with the spear in his side. You can't make this stuff up XD

  • @gamera5160
    @gamera5160 2 месяца назад

    I think it would have been funnier with someone who was more familiar with Jesus and the stories around him. I was expecting a "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" reference as you're chucking rocks at Godrick.

  • @UniversalArtt
    @UniversalArtt Год назад +1

    Bro the way god Frey just busted through the bolder was cool af

  • @Atlan73
    @Atlan73 6 месяцев назад +1

    Holy incantations and whips? guys i think Jesus was the first Belmont.

  • @jayfore6261
    @jayfore6261 2 месяца назад

    Nobody:
    Jesus: *Throws rocks*
    Me: seems about right 🙂‍↕️

  • @flvckoVLONE
    @flvckoVLONE 11 месяцев назад

    4:53 I’m fuckin weak.. this is like that episode of fairly odd parents when the fire fighters defeated fire with rocks 💀💀💀💀💀